Big Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday, random gif addition. I recently went through a yearly review for my jerb, and although I was prepared, the meeting went in a direction I was not expecting. Long story short, I’m in a time crunch and bewb poat content is light this week.

 

 

Your model this week was born on February 10th, 1985 in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. She measures 44-30-36 with all natural 70H size cup holders. She currently lives in Italy, and stays home all day playing with her humungous boobs. Who could blame her? That’s what I would do too. Please stop over promising while under delivering and say hello to Anekee van der Velden!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

228 Comments

  1. Moo.

  2. Brb, sudden craving for a BIG glass of milk

  3. There’s a distortion in the gravitational field, Cap’n!

  4. I think her tits ate Kerry Marie

  5. Gross.

  6. She fat.

  7. Morning, children.

  8. If ever a woman needed a reduction…

  9. Hey leon, quick question for you: I’m trying to lose body fat by eating more paleo. Should I lift weights, clean the barn, or eat 600 eggs for breakfast?

  10. No man can eat 600 eggs.

  11. I’m having beef broth, personally.

  12. a reduction in everything

  13. Unstrapped, they drag on the ground.

  14. I don’t think she’s actually that fat. She’s thick-waisted, but I think that’s just the support column for the boulders.

  15. I wonder what the scar lines look like. Those are big rocks.

  16. Ok, I see her.
    I got the necessary equipment.

    What is the next step?

  17. Good morning, peeps.

    The sweater puppies grew all the way into sweater dogs. Good job, Puppeh.

  18. Some things just aren’t funny.

  19. Sweater dogs? Those are more like sweater hippos.

  20. She sucks at golf.

  21. On the other hand, she can probably carry more trays of food than Car in.

  22. Last night I saw this guy in concert:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xajRTojdys&feature=kp

    Today I can barely talk, my shoulder is fucked up, I’m wearing a wildly inappropriate shirt that is strangely damp, and I still hate rap.

  23. Also: Fuck Swag.

  24. I’m not sure what that means.

  25. Bet she can’t bowl ever.

  26. I wonder if she ever tips over.

  27. And if she does, does she bounce back up to her feet?

  28. Wobbles weeble, and it’s fun when they fall down!

  29. Just to get it stuck in your head:

  30. Tig bits.

  31. Boobs are proof that I love you and want you to be happy.

  32. God, those tits make me scared. Did you really make those?

  33. God, Anekee, Amsterdam.

    God smokes pot.

  34. God, those tits make me scared. Did you really make those?

    Be not afraid, my child, for did I not create everything?

  35. Admittedly, I may have pushed the envelope a bit here, but hey… playtpus, know whut I’m sayin’?

  36. Aaaand, just FYI there is ample visual evidence of the all natural claim on the internets.

    Dinner Plates Serving Platters. At Thanksgiving. Extended family gatherings. Room left over.

  37. Oh dear. Yep, I’m now officially terrified of these things.

  38. Sweater Hippos broke the blog.

  39. Platypuses? Or platypi?

  40. She only looks a little thick around the middle because a couple of her lumbar vertebrae have telescoped into each other.

  41. The header wins the internet. PERIOD.

  42. Those are bigger than her head.

  43. >>>Platypuses? Or platypi?

    Pusses fo’ sho’

  44. Those hippos could easily feed the UAC’s at the border. With leftovers to make pudding for dessert.

  45. The males are venomous, don’t mess with the duck-billed whateverthefucks.

  46. I’ve been blessed with a good crew in my room today. The scrub tech is a funny bastard and has had me cracking up all day. He’s training the daughter of one of my favorite OR nurses and I’ve had him stand back and let her take over. Feels good to give her added responsibility and advance the learning. On case #4 and things are going well.

    *exhales with relief*

  47. I want to get to the point where I can let everyone do things on their own. Then I won’t have so much to do.

  48. the daughter of one of my favorite OR nurses

    Given the stories you tell sometimes, have you checked paternity?

  49. The header wins the internet. PERIOD.

    MJ, there’s more..

    http://tinyurl.com/mo69vf7

    http://tinyurl.com/kt47tk5

    And more to come.

  50. He’s not really a bear. Much more of a twink.

  51. 2nd day off in a row!

    There should be a name for this.

  52. 1%’er

  53. Total 1%er. I bet he even had alcohol one of those days. Or meat!

  54. We’re smoking salmon and trying to beat back a forsythia bush.

    Forsythia is going to take over the world.

  55. He’s not really a bear. Much more of a twink.

    Exactly.

    Wiser, ‘shop him on a float at a gay parade.

    *like their ‘FORWARD’ and it’s connotations in the past, I wonder if the whole ‘bear’ thing has it’s connotations in Man Country and they think us fools*

  56. Wiser, ‘shop him on a float at a gay parade.

    ooooooh….. I like that idea…..

  57. My heads about it explode. Reading stories of asshole democrats going to try to pass a law that the Constitution forbids them to write, forcing companies to provide abortifacients under the guise of ‘women’s healthcare’.

    F*ckers. After the fact life taking is not healthcare.

    And then a bunch of ‘pro-choice’ pastors are handing out condoms outside Hobby Lobby. SRSLY? WTF aren’t they handing out Plan B or IUDs since that is what the issue is about….not condoms, which are free, from the taxpayer, at Planned Parenthood.

    F*ckers are out in force everywhere.

  58. The Bear is on Vacation.

    http://tinyurl.com/n9w7vhr

  59. The bear is loose is hilarious. Totally and completely hilarious.

    It’s the look on his face in the bear costume.

  60. That bear looks sooper serial.

  61. ummmmm… wtf?

    http://tinyurl.com/kebd9pm

  62. This picture needs a ‘bear’

  63. Or this one..

  64. F*ckers. After the fact life taking is not healthcare.

    Neither is anything that eliminates fertility, technically.

    Birth control pills are a lifestyle drug, no different than Ecstasy or cocaine.

  65. Leon, those were my resident days which are ancient history. Her mom has one biological kid who is a nurse and adopted two AA kids. The boy is going to my alma mater on a full basketball scholarship and the girl, his biological sister, is in school for being a scrub tech. Just nice people all around which is rare these days.

  66. Darnit, you’re supposed to get all indignant at me asking such a thing and then scream that I’ve CROSSED THE LINE or something.

    Oh well, I tried.

  67. MJ, how are you doing on those 600 eggs?

  68. a lifestyle drug, no different than Ecstasy or cocaine

    I like the cut of your jib and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  69. Here ya go, Beasn.

    http://tinyurl.com/muyld5m

  70. Leon, the power rack seems like a tall order from space, and more importantly, spousal approval perspective. With a bar and plates, I can start deadlifts, and squats with smaller weights. I can do bench presses on the Weider.
    Once I can prove that I can stick to it, the spousal unit might approve something as big and weird as a power rack.

    They don’t come in foldable variety, do they?

  71. MJ, if you are still around check your email.

    Everybody else, let it be known far and wide that I’m consulting with a tattooed midget for career advice.

  72. http://imgur.com/gallery/9TA7rIA

  73. They don’t come in foldable variety, do they?

    If they did, you wouldn’t want one. Rippetoe would disagree, but I think the deadlift is more important than the squat, and a lot easier to learn. If you can do that, bench, and maybe chins or some kind of a pull up, you’ll be fine.

    I’m actually planning to switch to an all- or nearly all-bodyweight routine for a while. I’ve hurt my left shoulder twice this year, and I don’t want to risk my rotator cuff. The only barbell lift I can’t see letting go of is the deadlift, though I may still take some time off from it. The “shoulder” issue could actually be a bicep tendon problem, and I don’t want to take the risk.

  74. >> ummmmm… wtf?

    Those mail carrier union boys don’t know how to put on a show do they?

    Also, home. Whew.

  75. Comment by Jimbro on July 11, 2014 2:08 pm
    Leon, those were my resident days which are ancient history. Her mom has one biological kid who is a nurse and adopted two AA kids.
    ===========
    Is AA a rating? or do they have substance abuse issues?

  76. Home, home on the range…

  77. **offers Dave a chilled beverage**

  78. Here ya go, Beasn.

    http://tinyurl.com/muyld5m

    HAHAHA….thanks wiser!

    *runs off to spread it (SYWM) far and wide.

  79. “…all natural 70H size cup holders.” More like gallon jugs.

    There is just no way those are natural tits. Only way I’d believe that would be a personal and thorough inspection…

  80. MJ, how are you doing on those 600 eggs?
    ———————–
    Not so good. I’m at zero.

  81. You at least got two of the three digits right!

  82. Birth control pills are a lifestyle drug, no different than Ecstasy or cocaine.
    ——————————————-
    That statement is totally nuts.

  83. Hey – I just realized there’s a delurker here. WTFITS? Identify yourself, plebe, and how you came to be here, and… where the hell is Hotspur for his famous questioning?

  84. Checking out Miss van der Velden reminded me of the time my wife and I were hanging out with a bunch of her old friends from college. We were playing some game where you had to give clues and the other players had to guess the word.

    When it was my turn to give the clues, the word was “cleavage”. So I said “Girls with big boobs have this”.

    And the girl there with the ginormous rack said “A backache”.

  85. Cyn, are you referring to me?

    I got here via KBDaBear’s t(w)itter feed. I also hang out at AoSHQ.

    And I am a sucker for girls with big tits….

  86. Since Hotspur isn’t here right now…

    TexLovera, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass right now?

  87. xbradtc: Uhhh, I lost count?

  88. Well then, welcome to the boobage, Tex.

  89. So close to 5.

    Eh, fuck it. I’m done for the day.

  90. WTF ESPN?

  91. So why do they call you Tex, Tex?

  92. *bans Dave*

  93. In my quest to get my older boy reading something besides video game packages I ordered ESPN magazine. The first one that came was that issue with a different cover. Same idea though…

  94. Ufffda, I’d let him keep reading game packages.

  95. Oh, so now it’s OK to embed graphics in comments?

  96. Pepe, AA as in black kids which was mainly for context of why they weren’t my illegitimate spawn. I couldn’t care less about their race other than remarking its tough to keep a low profile in Maine if you’re anything but a cracker.

  97. Alcoholic kids. That’s sad.

  98. I saw an after school special about alcoholic kids. Heartbreaking really.

  99. Jimbro: Believe it or not, I am from Texas!!

  100. Is it true what they say about Texas?

  101. >> Oh, so now it’s OK to embed graphics in comments?

    I’m sorry MCPO.

    My bad.

  102. Jimbro: Partially

  103. What the fuck is this shit.

  104. That statement is totally nuts.

    Not really. Fertility is a state of health and vitality. Chemicals that alter that for any reason aren’t — by definition — health care. They are enabling an activity that — in a healthy state — has a very different potential outcome.

    Women take birth control to transform a potentially procreative act into entertainment. The chemicals released by the brain when we experience sexual desire and fulfillment are the same as those released in response to any number of narcotic substances, the only real difference from the brain’s perspective being the toxicity of the drug.

  105. Also, if this isn’t a thing, it should be a thing:

    juice from half a grapefruit
    juice of a whole lemon
    2oz gin
    1oz vodka
    1oz Citrón

    Dericious.

  106. MOOOOOOM!!!! LEON IS BEING THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!

  107. Did I post this last night? I don’t recall

    http://twitpic.com/e7xu2z

  108. MOOOOOOM!!!! LEON IS BEING THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!

    I’m just tired of letting the other side define terms. No part of “make an essential function of a healthy living thing completely malfunction” should be defined as health care.

    Coincidentally, there’s your essential difference between BC and Viagra. Viagra treats an unhealthy state, BC destroys a healthy state.

  109. You’re mansplaining, leon. And that’s not okay. Because Rape Culture.

    And also cis-something, probably.

  110. Calling birth control health care a rape of the English language.

    *drinks ciscocktail*

  111. Not really. Fertility is a state of health and vitality. Chemicals that alter that for any reason aren’t — by definition — health care. They are enabling an activity that — in a healthy state — has a very different potential outcome.
    Women take birth control to transform a potentially procreative act into entertainment. The chemicals released by the brain when we experience sexual desire and fulfillment are the same as those released in response to any number of narcotic substances, the only real difference from the brain’s perspective being the toxicity of the drug.
    ——————————-
    You said BC was a lifestyle drug like cocaine and ecstasy.

    Those drugs are not lifestyle drugs. Proactive and Rogaine are lifestyle drugs. The two couldn’t be more different.

    You make a good case why BC could be considered a lifestyle drug, although I prefer the world to be seeded with slutty chicks. SWIDT?

    SO SUE ME!

  112. Okay, solid point. Rogaine is a better comparison from one perspective. I was thinking of it from the pleasure-seeking angle, though, so I stand by that.

    I prefer the world to be seeded with slutty chicks

    Defining BC as something other than health care won’t change that one bit. The drugs will stay cheap and legal regardless, I just see no reason for health insurance to cover them at all, and I think I’m making a decent case.

  113. Virtually every person I’ve ever met enjoys sex as a form of entertainment. It’s not purely procreation for people, it’s also a social activity between people. Taking steps to mitigate the associated risks seems like a good idea to me.

  114. Where is Oso? I can’t remember if I’ve told you people (you know who you are) about the time I met Billy Mays.

    I can’t be possible that I haven’t.

  115. Jewstin, I don’t disagree with any of that, but to call birth control health care is farce.

  116. Note also that hormonal birth control only eliminates one “associated risk”, more people. It does nothing whatsoever to prevent a disease state, which would actually constitute health care.

  117. Virtually every person I’ve ever met enjoys sex as a form of entertainment. It’s not purely procreation for people, it’s also a social activity between people. Taking steps to mitigate the associated risks seems like a good idea to me.
    —————————
    I think I’ve met asexual people. It’s also possible that they had just passed out.

  118. Have you met any demisexual people?

    Tumblr says they are everywhere.

  119. http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Demisexual

    The comment at the top of the article is hilarious:

    “This article is in need of attention. ”

    Just like everyone who declares themselves demisexual.

  120. I understand that pregnancy has a profound affect on one’s health. Two, counting the baby. If I were a health insurer, I would rather pay for my clients to have the pill than to pay for all the costs that come with a pregnancy. It makes good business sense.

  121. Yes, the business case — centered around short term gains for the insurer — is all in for sterilization of all kinds.

    Health insurance is anti-natalist.

  122. All I know is that I’m really happy that most of the Stevenson High School dance team* was on the pill for bad cramps or whatever.

    *the dance team was made up of the cheerleader rejects. The perfect mix of destroyed self esteem but pretty good looking.

  123. MJ, have you ever smoked a birth control pill?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4

  124. MJ, have you ever smoked a birth control pill?
    ————————–
    We’ll probably have to ask Oso. I’ve been freebasing extenze for the past three years.

  125. *the dance team was made up of the cheerleader rejects. The perfect mix of destroyed self esteem but pretty good looking.

    I desperately wish that high school aged Leon had realized this about the Pom Pom Squad.

  126. I’ve been freebasing extenze for the past three years.

    It’s better if you shoot it straight into your dick.

  127. Home grown potatoes kick ass. They are so much better than grocery store taters.

  128. Scott’s new avatard is terrifying.

  129. So sweet and tender.

    Grocery store potatoes are a racket.

  130. Try the Yukon Gold.

  131. Grocery store potatoes are so cheap I can’t see growing them being worthwhile.

  132. That thing that I was wondering if it was a thing?

    Yeah. Had 2 of them. I’m hammered now.

  133. Grocery store potatoes are so cheap I can’t see growing them being worthwhile.

    When the apocalypse happens and people are lining up to kiss scott’s ass, then you’ll see.

  134. We grew Yukon Golds.

    We’ll grow more next year.

  135. It’s worth it. We don’t have to eat the shitty grocery store potatoes.

  136. I need to start whacking some rabbits.

    Yesterday we learned that baby rabbits can cruise right through a chain link fence.

  137. My Neva piggie, at about 5-6 months old (the size of a baby bunny), was separated from George by a wire grid. She somehow got herself caught in one of the spaces as her tummy was too round. We had to push her back through. Grids are a smaller than the space in a chain link fence. o_O

    Had to baby proof the cage.

    http://www.target.com/p/wire-cube-shelving-system/-/A-10882811

  138. no love for Billy Mays.

    I don’t know about the rest of you but I just got a haircut and my self-esteem is +4

  139. Big Boob Flashback: http://youtu.be/iw1BSQxSu_0

  140. I got my hair cut today too, Dave. My self esteem is maxed out, though.

  141. +5

  142. I went shopping for fresh produce today. My self esteem is not maxed out.

  143. Grapefruit from the hospital?

  144. Hospital fruit. Nice callback.

    http://tinyurl.com/kq3auzl

  145. It’s out of season.

    //self esteem plummets to Jewstinian levels

  146. Did you say something about Billy Mays when he died? Did you tell us about the drugs before the MFM?

  147. It’s kind of nice in the gutter. The only place to go is up.

  148. Did anybody thwart anybody else’s plan to travel back in time and assassinate Hitler today?

  149. Dave bought the Awesome Auger and found it to be less than awesome,

  150. Evening Hostages.

  151. Ace’s anti-Boston rant (vs. the band, not the city) has me laughing.

    Is he a manic depressive or someone with SAD?

    I’ve been reading him for well over a decade and it always seems like he’s funnier and more prolific in the summer months.

  152. “Yesterday we learned that baby rabbits can cruise right through a chain link fence.”

    did you use a slingshot, catapult / trebuchet or potato cannon?

  153. It seemed odd that I’d been commenting over at AoS for over a decade, so went back into the archives.

    Holy crap, the Paul Anka bits still have me rolling.

    If andy can ever convince Ace to modernize his blog it would be nice to have a better formatted archive. There’s some comedy gold there.

  154. You have a link to the Boston rant, phat? I don’t think I remember that one.

  155. That will happen.

  156. >> If andy can ever convince Ace to modernize his blog it would be nice to have a better formatted archive

    Two weeks

  157. Sean, Twitter

  158. ~waves at Bcoch~

  159. Sean,

    Check his twitter feed.

    Pretty funny.

  160. Ha,

    I was deployed to Iraq when this was posted on Ace’s.

    It still makes me laugh like a little girl.

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/140366.php

  161. I just met a Rainbow Person trying to find Montana. How hard is it to find Montana?

  162. Where is Mare?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/cCtlPPA

  163. For a Rainbow person? Pretty hard. I H8 when we get them in the Jemez.

  164. Nothing tops the Skank A Thon at Ace’s.

    Although, for some perverse reason, Dennis Miller Being Raped by a Bear During His Stand Up always struck me as funny.

  165. Jestin, just tell them to drive east until they hit the Rockies, cross them, then turn left.

  166. I miss the FIAF Flame Wars.

  167. I told him which way is North and pointed out the train he needed to jump. Montana is Wyoming’s hat, so he should get there.

    Unless he winds up in South Dakota. Whatevs.

  168. That was before my time, Oso.

  169. BCock,

    My favorite line from that post:

    “Damn your foolishness and cowardice, Mr. Peppers!”

    Funny, funny stuff.

  170. The Pat O’Brien shit is pretty good too

  171. ^^^^

  172. Bcoch. Lawn. Off.

  173. Betsy was into that.

  174. Dave,

    Wondered if Pat O’Brien threatened legal action, haven’t seen those bits linked in a long time.

  175. Time marches on. People don’t know who Pat O’Brien was.

  176. Was a very popular sportscaster. Mainly NBA, but did a lot of college stuff as well.

    Also a bit of a kinky bastard, NTTAWRT.

  177. Kid at work likes the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer. We started greeting each other with “Ooga Chaka”. He came to me and said “Did you know that Ooga Chaka is a REAL song?”

  178. Also hosted a entertainment show.

  179. nah, it was just played. What was he gonna do, the phone recordings were out there cause of Betsy

  180. Betsy did sound like a fun girl.

  181. right up until she busted out his voice mail messages

  182. I kinda think maybe she wasn’t into a 3-way as much as Pat was.

  183. Dave,

    They ALWAYS say that at first.

    That’s why you carry the ball-gag.

  184. Eldest phatspawn just got home from her babysitting gig.

    Wife is out of town for the weekend so I had to maintain the vigil.

    Nothing on the schedule until kids softball at 10 am.

  185. Ooga Chaka is not on my play list

  186. You don’t have Blue Swede, BJ Thomas, or David Hasselhoff?

  187. Fuck Swag.

  188. Not me Phat.

    I prefer to disappoint women one at a time.

  189. Is that an injunction against swag, or a descriptor of the swag you earned by fucking?

  190. no Oso, i do not.
    I know BJ and DH.
    Neither are on my playlist.

    Sinatra, Martin, Vai,Satriani, and Bonamassa are on my list.

  191. Did youse guys see what’s coming out next month?

    http://tinyurl.com/l2mwa9a

    Make sure to order through the link in the sidebar or whatever.

  192. Both, Leon. It’s also a t-shirt.

  193. And a desert topping.

    And floor wax.

  194. Did you mean dessert or are you keeping it geographical?

  195. I’m running short on “s” this month.

  196. My brother just texted me. Dennis Rodman is at the restaurant he’s at.

  197. There I was completely wasting, out of derp and down
    All inside it’s so frustrating as I drift from town to town
    Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
    So I might as well begin to put some action in my life

  198. Morning, lazy children.

  199. Fudgark.

  200. Good morning. Whose turn it is to scrape my hump?

    *waves paint scraper around*

    *presses it firmly into Pepe’s capable hands and turns around*

    Thaaaanks, buddy.

    Take it easy on the South Pole. Watch yourself. Try not to get any of the dust in your eyes. And do a good job on the middle crusty bits. Or I’ll know.

  201. Urgh. The boy is back with a few friends for the annual rodeo. One friend brought a puppy which is systematically destroying everything on the porch. Surprise.

    Laura, can I borrow the spatula to straighten him out?

  202. I won’t go near the South Pole, promise.

  203. uh oh

  204. Kicked him off the porch, he’s busy chewing up a railroad tie.

  205. Pupster! Bad dog!

    http://tinyurl.com/lomn3z9

  206. Puppy is half Lab, half Pitbull…………….full retard.

  207. Puppies are pretty retarded in general.

  208. Is it morning? Feels like afternoon already.

  209. Did anybody get drunk and high as a fucking kite last night? Thought so.

  210. Just drunk. And kites don’t fuck.

  211. Sadly no. I had to test where I was at on the bike this morning. I can hold 20 mph for 16 miles.

  212. Against the wind or stationary bike?

  213. I need to go get started on my cardio. There are about 8 pine trees I don’t want, and I need to get at least 1 of them felled today.

  214. PSA: any of you who wants to lose weight and gain health, get advice from my Guru, Leon!
    Leon is good, Leon is wise.

  215. Leon has just made all of the mistakes already.

    Got my post-tree-killing meal in the crock pot. Time to go get sappy.

  216. I love the smell of pitch in the morning.

  217. G’mornin’ cool kids.

  218. My cigar has developed a split. Nothing worse than a crack in your wrapper.

  219. *invents e-cigar*

  220. **goes to invent f-cigar… realizes Bill Clinton already did**

  221. Evidently these tits are so big we can’t get rid of them. No new poat until old tits have been disposed of properly is the word.

  222. I’ve read about cognac infused cigars before but the f-cigar takes it to the extreme

  223. Gimme a sec for a new poat…

  224. Gnu Poat


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