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Who wants breakfast?

Travel Tip

*disconnects battery cable every morning*

Winter Sports

Don’t answer that!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Ann Arbor, maybe showing off your scooter wasn’t the best idea.

*Update- Must Credit EM JAY*

Hotspur wonders why nobody sends him Christmas cards anymore.

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474 Comments

  1. This is my 60th poat on this here blerg.

    Let’s make today all about me, m’kay? I’ll start…my coat is shiny and my nose is cold

  2. I got 99 problems and they’re all bitches.

  3. The pic was the result of a GIS for “thigh high boots”. I was trying to work quickly.

  4. wakey wakey

  5. How is everyone going to celebrate Michelle’s birthday today?

  6. How is everyone going to celebrate Michelle’s birthday today?

    Stuffing my face, wearing a boob belt, and glowering at everyone

  7. Wow, I don’t think I can top that, Roamy.

  8. I’m going to eat in a fashion that I’m sure her fat ass would tell me is unhealthy.

  9. I’m going to spend the day doing something neither of the Obama’s have ever done – working 10 hours straight w/o a break.

  10. But first I’m going to go to crackfat in my hopeless attempt to get arms as toned as Michelle’s.

  11. Yep, hopeless. She would win the crackfat games, I’m sure.

    All the libertarians there would probably piss her off, though.

  12. Oh, hey, be careful if you snatch today.

  13. I can’t even snatch 90 pounds. THat’s not going to break my back.

  14. But on Sunday, as Ogar lifted hundreds of pounds of weights first to his waist, and then up over his head, he bailed on the lift, letting the bar bounce to the floor behind him. There, it bounced against another set of weights, came up, and hit Ogar in the back, critically injuring his spine.

    That is a freak accident, and didn’t have anything to do with form, etc. He didn’t have proper room.

  15. I know, I know. I read all about it and it’s just tragedy and bad planning. I hope like hell they make sure that can’t happen again.

  16. You gotta be shitting me. I’ve been looking at roof replacement and different contractors. Last time I was over at a friend’s house, which was nearly a year ago, they had a tarp on the roof. I just asked him who he hired to fix his roof, and he answered “No one.” It’s still tarped and leaking. They are paying for their daughter to go to college and can’t afford to fix the roof. Someone has a very different idea of luxury vs. necessity than I do.

  17. I’d have done myself by then.

  18. Good morning all!

    Happy 60th (*) Pupster!

    *poat

  19. >>>Friends are hoping to raise money for his recovery. He has no insurance. (from Leon’s link)

    How can that even be possible? I thought The Chocolate Jesus fixed that problem?

  20. Well..yeah, but what about the roof?

  21. Good luck with your first show today, Wiser and Wiserbud!

  22. How was he even competing without insurance? Washtenaw Community College wouldn’t let me take the Motorcycle Safety Course without proof of insurance, for Heaven’s sake.

  23. Morning, children.

    I like this line from the Crossfit story:

    ” But there were questions about whether the event organizers had prepared for an unforeseen injury.”

    They definitely should have seen that unforeseen injury coming.

  24. This guy really shouldn’t be on a ladder. Just can’t fathom letting a $150K investment slide. The longer they procrastinate, the more expensive the repair is going to be.

  25. He can get insurance now.

  26. When I used to lift competitively, you had an option of doing a straddle snatch, which I always felt was a bit safer

  27. I only power snatch, and then only rarely. I’m not comfortable supporting much weight overhead in such a wide grip. Power cleans and push presses are my only “fast” moves.

  28. I’m also not at a weightlifting gym, though. I can only “bail” by dropping it under control and letting it get to the floor with moderate noise.

  29. Best lifter I ever saw was Bob Bednarski when I was a kid
    He clean and jerked 500 pounds in practice and I don’t think he was much over 220 at that time
    He could press 450 pounds
    What a freak

  30. Strict press or a push? Either way that’s a crapton of weight.

    Strongest strict presser I’m even aware of can only press about 250# at a bodyweight of 200#

  31. Top tier Olympic weightlifters like Bednarski and Dave Rigert ( now the top Russian Olympic trainer) were freaks
    I was a mid heavyweight (198) and I could easily press that weight but with the finesse move
    The old clean and press was a bit of a cheat; you’d clean the weight and then relax your shoulders and the then push press it
    You’d be leaning way back and that was muy bad for your back
    That’s why they got rid of it in Olympic lifting

  32. Yeah, I’ve seen the Limbo pressing in the last years of the press being an official lift.

    This is the guy I’m thinking of: http://youtu.be/PJNSUKpbPs0

    Doesn’t look like he uses any body English to do the press.

  33. Leon
    There’s a little push in there
    I could just do that weight back then
    A true strict press would be off a high angle bench (70-90 degrees)
    That is pure arms and shoulder and is a monster
    Try it some time

  34. I do strict presses at least once a week. My only finesse is starting at my throat height and going down to get the stretch reflex at the bottom of the first rep. I have plateaued at somewhere around 135-140# for ages now.

  35. I know I usually post about the crap that comes out of Hollywood, but last night we watched Rush. When I was younger I lived and breathed the Formula 1 circuit, so I already knew the story of the 1976 season, but this movie blew me away.

    I think Ron Howard is a leftist toolbox, but he did a good job with this movie.

    And no, Carin, I’m not going to see Lone Survivor. I’ll wait until it comes out on DVD, and get it from Netflix. HotBride won’t watch it because she doesn’t like war movies.

  36. Leon
    That’s still a very good weight for us older guys
    I used to train with behind the neck presses
    That forces you to be strict, but you have to be careful, obviously
    Competitive lifting was fun but could be damaging
    I quit at just 22 after winning a number of meets. There was a lot of pressure to get onto anabolics and I didn’t want that shit

  37. I’m planning to start anabolics when I turn 50 or so, after I get a panel done. Not to compete, but to stave off sarcopenia.

  38. My only finesse is starting at my throat height and going down to get the stretch reflex at the bottom of the first rep.

    http://is.gd/RWLh29

  39. That makes sense
    I’m a bit older than you and I have noticed guys my age (61) going to shit physically
    Luckily I have my dads genes

  40. I should get a panel done now, actually, so I have some idea what baseline I should be shooting for then.

  41. http://i.imgur.com/psW8iww.jpg

  42. Pupster
    That teacher could be in our next BBF

  43. Why Carin doesn’t talk on the phone

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zHTh18O76Wg/UtlDAJVwA4I/AAAAAAAAiTI/w5ametq5nn4/s1600/gun-through-the-phone.gif

  44. I’m headed to the gym with my wife in a little bit. Going to wear my weighted vest on the treadmill.

    I will look so cool.

  45. Didn’t break my spine.

    Deadlifts. Hand-stand pushups. Pullups. Box jumps.

  46. No wall balls?

  47. Oh right. Wall balls too.

    Tired.

  48. Saturday is my favorite workout, becuase it’s the hardest of the week.

    1 2 min cardio (20 on, 10 off of box jumps, wall balls, jumping pullups, squats). Then 10 rounds of : 3 handstand push ups, 6 deadlifts, 12 pullups, 24 double unders (I wouldn’t have finished in time if I had to do those, so I did 75 singe jump ropes each round).

    10 rounds. It was rough. I had to drop 10 pounds on the deadlift after 3 rounds.

  49. I don’t particularly enjoy jumping rope. Too much stress on my joints for very little payoff.

  50. Pupster and I applaud your hard work and athletic dedication
    (goes off and eats huge fat-laden breakfast)

  51. Hi bishes.

  52. *fist bumps the heeb*

    Sup MJ? You getting your shit packed?

  53. TJew, most of my breakfasts are very high fat. My wife is having sausage, eggs, and cheese right now. I’d be joining her, but today is my carb repletion day, and I like to do that after cardio if I’m planning to do any, so I haven’t eaten yet.

    3 sweet potatoes are baking, though, to be eaten in the PM.

  54. Sup MJ? You getting your shit packed?
    ——————–
    I’m not going to start until Tuesday. I have a ton of things going on this weekend so I’m putting it off.

  55. I hate moving. Are you doing everything solo or did you outsource?

  56. Both Pupster Boys got straight A’s this semester, so we are going out to the mall for some awkward social interaction.

  57. Why are you punishing them?

  58. This poat has been updated.

  59. I know Leon, right? “You guys did great, I’m so proud! Let’s go out in public so I can torture you in front of total strangers.”

  60. Good morning, cool kids and crackfatters.

  61. Good job, Pupboys!

  62. You need to wear your “World’s Greatest Dad” t-shirt and hang close to them the whole time.

  63. Sup MJ? You getting your shit packed?

    Phat’s the one at the gay convention, silly.

  64. Or a shirt that reads, “I’m so glad that my wife didn’t swallow.”

  65. Nothing like going to the mall and seeing all your friends and the pretty girls but instead having to hang out with your old fat dad

  66. I hate moving. Are you doing everything solo or did you outsource?
    ————————–
    I’m packing, then nothing else. Because I don’t have much stuff, I found a company that needed to fill a truck. They offered it to me for cheaper than I could do it myself.

  67. Great caption! I couldn’t think of anything or I would have just done it myself.

  68. Good deal.

  69. I’d love more photos of the gal leaning into the Mustang.

  70. If Scott knew of something that needed moving from where you are to where you were going, you could shave off a few more bucks from your move, MJ.

  71. Leon
    I try to lay off the carbs ( Type 2 bitches!) but go native and usually sneak in some frijoles

  72. So have we started a pool yet for the 15 minute window when Wiserbud is going to curse on the air?

    Put me down for 12:45pm with “shit”.

  73. Are we sticking with Naugatuck for the new show?

  74. Well there’s the bumper music.

  75. *holds up a lighter for the opening tune*

  76. Thank God “uh…” isn’t the drinking word.

  77. *drinks to tree tap*

  78. Cyn
    I’m an idiot
    What’s the link to the show again?

  79. Over on the right side, TJ, but a quickie for you:

    http://watr.com/

    Then “Listen Live” button on the right side of the page.

  80. watr.com

  81. He doesn’t sound too bad. I hadn’t listened before.

    Unfortunately now I have to go outside and replace a floodlamp.

  82. A tiny pinch rough out of the gate, but then it was our old Radiobud.

    *raises a coffee cup toast to the speakers*

  83. Has anybody been tapped to call in?

  84. I think (think, not know) that Dave’s on tap.

  85. I hope Pupster wears plum smugglers and a tank top to the mall.

  86. Who the hell is Ray?

  87. Ray: A “real” call from a “real” resident. Niiice.

  88. Hahahahahaha, if you don’t stand your ground, you stand in poop.

  89. We’re taking a family trip to the movies and dinner afterwards. Paula, the boys and the older boy’s girlfriend. Supervised dating prevents early grandparents (we hope).

  90. *drinks*

  91. *drinks again*

  92. When is wiser’s show and what time zone? Eastern?

  93. There’s about another 30 minutes left of the show, GO.

  94. looking for it now

  95. Scroll up… link provided. It’s also on our sidebar.

  96. Wow, this show sucks. I’m strangling kittens just to get the sound out of my ears.

  97. Ok, that’s not true.

  98. MJ!

  99. Hahahaha

    MJ is on.

  100. My kids are going to get a beating for resetting the router while I was listening to the show.

  101. Wiserbud should ask him if he’s naked.

  102. MJ!

  103. well, can’t seem to find a stream of the station

  104. oops, now I see it

  105. shaky shaky drinky drinky

  106. Smooth job the way you got rid of the bus guy who wanted to go on and on after he’d already made his point.

  107. mmm… alky talk

  108. Okay, I was just watching FNC and they had some GOP consultant and some Dem consultant on talking about amnesty comprehensive immigration reform and how the sad orange clown needs to stand up to the Tea Party extremists and get something done on this Moral Issue and they were agreeing all over each other. Which was bad enough. Then, the Dem guy says something about how unfair it is that these poor people don’t have a voice in our democracy, and the GOP woman doesn’t say shit.

    Long story short, I had a rage stroke, and when I came to, there was twenty dollars stuck to my face.

  109. Drink of the week. Nice.

  110. I’m not the biggest guy in the world…. hahahaha

  111. HAH! WHERE IS THAT CHEESE!

  112. I hope they brought enough martinis to share.

  113. Long story short, I had a rage stroke, and when I came to, there was twenty dollars stuck to my face.

    But the only answer of course is to unfailingly support the Republican, no matter who it is or how deep they are in your colon.

  114. Nice job MJ!!

  115. That MJ really knows how to stuff… his olive.

  116. For Wiser on his first show: http://i.imgur.com/nZqak.gif

  117. Good show… first time was a success IMHO.

  118. Then, the Dem guy says something about how unfair it is that these poor people don’t have a voice in our democracy, and the GOP woman doesn’t say shit.

    I just can’t understand why those tea baggers are so refractory with their Republican party.

  119. Good job, MJ!

    Nice job not dropping an F-bomb, Wiser!

  120. niiice exit

  121. Aw, I missed it. Stupid rage stroke.

  122. *wipes sweat from brow

    Well, that was fun!

  123. Laura, I need to borrow your spatula. Whatever they did with the Wii did it AGAIN, so I missed the end. Dammit.

  124. I heard about half the show…good job wiser!

  125. That was awesome. Thanks for having me on, wiser.

  126. Thanks for keeping it a surprise,MJ.

    And thanks to everyone for your support and kind words. I’m going to listen to the show later and probably die from embarrassment

  127. Wiserbub!
    You done good!

  128. >>>Wiserbub!
    You done good!

    Heart rate has slowed back to semi-normal

  129. You are NOT allowed to have a heart attack on the air, I don’t care what it would do for the ratings.

  130. Comment tagline is totally and completely disgusting, yet hilarious and did I mention disgusting. Period. Hahahahaha.

  131. Station manager just texted me and said he almost made a martini, but it’s early…….

    He said it was a good premiere.

    Great. Pressure….

  132. >>>Aw, I missed it. Stupid rage stroke.

    It will be available on-line soon.

  133. Station manager just texted me and said he almost made a martini, but it’s early…….
    He said it was a good premiere.
    Great. Pressure….
    ———————————-
    I told you that you’d do well. Congrats!

  134. Great. Pressure….

    I smell some new bumper music next week.

  135. I WANTA DO A THIRD HOUR!!!!!

  136. I think I’m gonna record a bar background sound to play under MJ’s segment.

  137. He said it was a good premiere.

    Way to go, rookie.

  138. >>>Way to go, rookie.

    “Now don’t get penis-y”

  139. Seriously, Radiobuns, congrats.

    Later peeps!

  140. I think I’m gonna record a bar background sound to play under MJ’s segment.
    ——–
    Yes! Great idea.

  141. Hahahahaha! Astronaut Chris Hadfield posted this

    http://tinyurl.com/or2yaft

    “He shoots, he scores! Hockey is all about aiming accuracy. Practice every chance you can.”

  142. I missed it.

    Stupid Obamajob.

  143. It’s snowing and I am smoking 8 lbs of roast beef.

    When that’s done I am throwing on a 15 lb slab of pork belly.

    Bacons!

  144. I want Scott and Laura to adopt me.

  145. First workout with the weighted vest was very tiring. I sweated out / burned up like 3#. Carbs time.

    Glad the first Wisershow went well. Can it be downloaded as an mp3?

  146. >>>Can it be downloaded as an mp3?

    Gimme 10 minutes.

    And nobody commented on the Pink Floyd bumper music?

  147. Nice job on lining up something familiar to make the first show go better. Eliminate the surprises, and it will be easier to succeed.

    Or, lucky guess!

    Either way, congrats on the new show. I’ll download and listen. Wish I had tuned in to hear it.

  148. I streamed it, but never found a good time to call in.

  149. Nice job on lining up something familiar to make the first show go better. Eliminate the surprises, and it will be easier to succeed.

    MJ and I lined that up a couple of weeks ago.

    I nearly died laughing when Leon said a couple of days ago that he really needed to learn how to make a martini, as MJ and I had already decided that he was going to start with something simple… like a martini.

  150. I’m still cracking up about the cheese section reference.

    Wiser, what are your station’s demos?

  151. Wiser, what are your station’s demos?

    Right now, I think it’s 85 to dead.

    I’m hoping to change that.

  152. I’m still cracking up about the cheese section reference.

    Couldn;t resist.

  153. I guess I missed the mark with the opening music.

    It starts with the band stopping and starting in the studio, before finally getting their shit together. I thought that was gonna be funny.

    Wiserbride told me I should have started the song after that part.

    Oh well.

  154. here ya go. This is the unedited version, so it still has the ads and stuff in in

    http://www.mediafire.com/listen/p9c56uj592msop1/ses011814.mp3

  155. I didn’t hear the music. Must have missed it when I was screwing around with the live stream.

  156. holy crap…. listen to that quiver in my voice…….

  157. Not a reference to Wiser’s debut show:

    http://tinyurl.com/n2u3hej

  158. holy crap, I sound like I need an iron lung.

  159. I so want to call in, but don’t know what to offer.

    History? Language usage?

    “Stop putting apostrophes where they don’t belong, dumbasses!”

    “There is a difference between lose and loose, losers”

    “Criteria is the plural! Criterion is the singular, Cretans” and by the way, do you know the origin of why we use that term?

    Hotspur could do the Misuse of Language of the Week Award, that would be great.

  160. Loved it, wiser!! Well done.

    Transparency!!!! Hahah

    *I’m referring to that one caller.

    I bet you get your third hour!

  161. new post at Animosity International

    http://animosityinternational.wordpress.com/2014/01/18/leave-us-alone/

  162. “Stop putting apostrophes where they don’t belong, dumbasses!”

    “‘Eats, Shoots, and Leaves” makes me want to cut a bitch!!!”

  163. I bet you get your third hour!

    oh gawd please, not yet.

  164. Wiser, what are your station’s demos?
    Right now, I think it’s 85 to dead.

    Hey, right up my alley!

  165. holy crap…. listen to that quiver in my voice……. Quaver
    A quiver where you store your arrows.

    Anyway, not hearing it so far. But if it is there, eh, the deeep tones make it worth it.

  166. Okay, I’m going to listen to the mp3 recording while I work.

    I hope this is not a risky idea.

  167. “Stop putting apostrophes where they don’t belong, dumbasses!”

    Lippy is my sister?

  168. I hope this is not a risky idea.

    It’s AM radio.

    Just how risky can it be?

  169. A quiver where you store your arrows.

    shaddup

  170. the deeep tones make it worth it.

    Step 1: Lay your speakers on the floor

    Step 2: Turn the bass way up……

  171. Lippy is my sister? Yes. Pick up your clothes or I’ll tell Mom.

    shaddup I was Hotspurring. *attempts to shift blame* *fails*

  172. I tried to hit the live link, but it opened a window, then closed it. Evidently I’m not smart enough to work a computer.

    “Always remember, embrace the hate.”

  173. Quiver is correct as a trembling voice, though quaver is also acceptable.

  174. Quiver is correct as a trembling voice, though quaver is also acceptable.

    HAH!

    umm…

    I mean…

    I thought so.

    thanks.

  175. Shaddup Xbad.

    Seriously, Wiser, I am not hearing the quiver/quaver, at least in the computer cleaning segment. hahaha, your reaction to Vista just now.

  176. Seriously, Wiser, I am not hearing the quiver/quaver,

    It was there in the beginning. First few minutes. Went away pretty quickly.

  177. I heard a lot of “uh”‘s, at the beginning, but that went away quickly.

  178. I heard a lot of “uh”‘s, at the beginning,

    Yeah, that was … painful.

    Gotta be honest, I think I sounded much more confident at the end of the first hour than I did at the beginning.

  179. Sorry I missed it WB, had a bunch of relatives over. I’m trying to make them all leave now.

  180. I kept waiting for DinT to call in. When Ray called in, I said to myself, who the hell is Ray? What’s his Hostage name?

  181. Sorry I missed it WB

    Oh, I can not WAIT to hear your critique…..

    :)

  182. Confident is good. And justified.

  183. Justified?

    Thursdays, 10pm, FX.

    Nick Searcy.

  184. When Ray called in, I said to myself, who the hell is Ray? What’s his Hostage name?

    he’s a regular caller. Bit of a dick, but I have always wanted to respond to him.

    So glad I had the chance.

  185. Shaddup, Xbrad

  186. Is Ray the one talking about the bus station, etc.

  187. Wiser, you’ll still talk to us once you’re rich and famous, yes?

  188. You can interview me about Global Warming
    But I’ll say “fuck” a lot

  189. Is Ray the one talking about the bus station, etc.

    Ray is the one who was calling the residents of Waterbury “functionally illiterate”

    Wiser, you’ll still talk to us once you’re rich and famous, yes?

    Of course! (although, right now, I am p-shopping sunglasses on my avatar.)

  190. But I’ll say “fuck” a lot

    *click

  191. OK
    I’ll just say “darn”

  192. I’ll just say “darn”

    better.

    I’m waiting to get spoken to about using the word “crap.”

  193. Am I on the air?

    I am?

    FUCK

  194. Am I on the air?

    I am?

    FUCK

    heh. I went to call the guy at the deli while commercials were playing and I couldn’t find the number. I don’t think I said anything, but when I finally got him on the phone and put him on hold, I turned to the board and saw that I never turned my mic off.

    Oops. I sat there thinking “oh boy, I hope I didn’t say anything….”

  195. I’m your host, ***** ***** and we’ll be back after a word from our sponsors!

    WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAM AND SWISS ON RYE??!!!

    Naugatuck!

  196. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAM AND SWISS ON RYE??!!!

    IS DIANE ON THE PHONE? SOMEBODY FUCKING GET DIANE ON THE PHONE!!!!

    FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!

  197. At least the youtube video won’t go viral.

  198. I know Alex Jones
    I can have him call in about the Reptilians

  199. I know Alex Jones
    I can have him call in about the Reptilians

    ummmmm……..

    thanks?

  200. I really need to stop saying “ummmm”

  201. >> Oh, I can not WAIT to hear your critique…..

    Hell no, not after that fumbly interview I did on the podcast. I sounded like a retard.

    You just carried off a show. Good job.

  202. You got 12 more chances to do so.

  203. Uhhhhhh. Am I on?

  204. It could have been worse

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnMIi_xquwA

  205. Good evening, longtime listeners and first-time callers.

  206. Seriously, you did good.

    I was hoping for a Mare’s Musing segment.

  207. I need to phone wiserbud about the UFO’s in my graveyard. I think they are getting unfair loan guarantees from the government.

  208. Cyn!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju2YBUh5ryc&feature=youtu.be

  209. I just want to know–is this show going to be a forum where we can finally talk about the TRUTH about Chemtrails, or did THEY get to you, too?

  210. Come on, Sean. They got to everybody. Just look at what happened to Art Bell. All we can do is phone in and get past the screener somehow so we can blurt out the truth about the Greys, the Shadow People, and the flying rods.

  211. It won’t matter, Eric. THEY have a special filter THEY use that makes you sound like some kind of mental patient if you manage to get on the air and do that.

  212. It won’t matter, Eric. THEY have a special filter THEY use that makes you sound like some kind of mental patient if you manage to get on the air and do that.

    Wiser already sounds like a mental patient, so no biggie.

  213. I’M NOT MENTAL.. sorry was I yelling again?

  214. Kilt it?

  215. Woo Hoo… Just back from the doc’s and the Axeman’s A1C is 6.3 and his first five days on the pump (using only saline) have been event free.

    *drinks*

  216. Timing

  217. And now back to your regularly scheduled debauchery…

    *sets an open bottle of Patron on the counter, licks hand, wets neck, salts neck, waits*

  218. You are 30 minutes late Cyn.

  219. Ha Ha! That needs to be made into a gif, Scott.

    http://is.gd/xLSaWE

  220. Also,

    Cyn!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju2YBUh5ryc&feature=youtu.be

    How did you get that footage of me as a little boy?!

  221. Yay Axeman!

  222. How did you get that footage of me as a little boy?!

    I thought that was Michael.

  223. *takes a shot*

    (great news hon!)

  224. That is good news.

  225. Roast beast is a home run. Bacon got postponed due to darkness and cold.

    Stupid winter.

  226. Thanks gang. “Mom nagging” really does pay in the end.

    Back to trying to fix my 20+ year old LaserJet 4/4M Plus Printer. I really do love this honking machine that’s so big it has to sit on the floor; it’s a fuggin workhorse of a beast and I will be sad when it finally goes.

  227. >>>did THEY get to you, too?

    I ain’t afraid of no one.

  228. >>>Just back from the doc’s and the Axeman’s A1C is 6.3

    NAUGATUCK!!!

    NAUGATUCK NAUGATUCK NAUGATUCK!!!!

    Sorry.

    I mean GREAT NEWS!!!

  229. Mom nagging. Is there anything it can’t do?

  230. >>>>I was hoping for a Mare’s Musing segment.

    Oooooh…. I like that idea. Pre-record them over a music bed, kind of like Jack Handy things

  231. >>>>Wiser already sounds like a mental patient, so no biggie.

    Ummmm…..

  232. >>>Mom nagging. Is there anything it can’t do?

    I still don’t make my bed.

    ‘Cause I’m a rebel

  233. Scott, if you see this guy, punch him in the balls for me.

    http://xbradtc.com/2014/01/18/anger-at-home-depot-over-veterans-ids-news-8-investigators-connecticut-news-wtnh-com/

  234. >> I still don’t make my bed.

    Course not. Girl work.

  235. >>>*…..licks hand, wets neck, salts neck, waits*

    That really can’t be good for your skin….

  236. >>>Course not. Girl work.

    Plus… WTF? I’m just gonna mess it up again when I sleep in it tonight.

  237. They really tried to make a big deal out of that Brad.

  238. Sheesh, we do a Gift Card for active duty and retired vets too. You show your military ID or your VA card. Some DLs and IDs have vet status on the ID. Easy Peasy.

  239. Oso, the argument specifically was that DL and IDs from the state would no longer be accepted.

  240. Mom nagging. Is there anything it can’t do?

    Dunno. Let me ask this big pile of uneaten vegetables.

  241. Wiser, I’m hoping you’ll accidentally be heard yelling,

    “I’d move away from all these CT assholes, but the dumbasses running the state ruined the economy so I have to stay in this craphole!!!”

    “What? I’m on the air??”

  242. >>>Mom nagging. Is there anything it can’t do?

    Anyone here still masturbate, raise your…

    Ummm, on second thought, just nod.

  243. >>>>Wiser, I’m hoping you’ll accidentally be heard yelling,

    “Accidentally?”

  244. One of the first thing our Governor did when he took office was force all the state’s day-care workers to join a union. Even if they ran the day-care out of their homes.

    Last week, he was in Waterbury to announce a $60million grant to increase the day-care workers pay.

    Buying votes with “state” money?

    Naaaaah. Who would be so crass as to suggest such a thing…..

  245. XB, officially we aren’t supposed to take them either. Only Military/ID and VA cards. We’re allowed to use discretion.

  246. This is not being very supportive of Cyn’s nagging.

  247. >>>Anyone here still masturbate, raise your…

    Holy CRAP!!!

    Look at the size of XBrad’s forearm!!!

    http://youtu.be/4ZHBUMldzpc

  248. >>>This is not being very supportive of Cyn’s nagging.

    So tell me, Mr. Supportive, you wearing clean underwear?

  249. Not me. I’m right handed.

  250. My shorts are clean

  251. I guess I masturbate discreetly enough that it has never come up in conversation with my mother. I’m considerate like that.

  252. TJ, will the El Paso Chihuahua stadium be ready by Opening Day?

  253. yeah it never came up in conversation with me and mom.

  254. We talk about that with Sean’s mom.

  255. >>>We talk about that with Sean’s mom.

    Sean’s mom masturbates?

  256. speaking of.. via George Gorn

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0csrAjchT4

  257. ChihuahuaS.

  258. So, you people are still here.

  259. Did anybody loosen the top of anybody else’s salt shaker today?

  260. Bcock, whatcha been up to?

    (Does my slang make me seem younger?)

    (If not, shut your cheese hole.)

  261. Totes younger maredawg.

    Meh. Family crap. Work crap.

    Today was a good day. The eldest competed in her first cheer competition this morning. BIG deal for my wife. Wife cheered forever growing up. Cheered for a year in the NFL. Has been coaching high school for almost 11 years now. So to see her daughter experiencing it for the first time, to see how much she enjoyed it, that was a big thing for my wife.

  262. What do you mean by you people?

  263. G’night. DVD night again.

  264. >>>What do you mean by you people?

    I mean it in the most racist, bigoted way possible.

  265. Sean’s mom masturbates?

    Only when I’m too busy for her booty calls.

  266. (Seriously, no one touched that for half an hour?)

  267. Bcock, I understand and am very happy for the Bcock family especially your wife and daughter. Watching your children do what they love/passionate about is truly one of life’s greatest joys.

    Also, COCK!!

  268. BC has two daughters.

    Sometimes when I contemplate this I envy the joy that will come in his life, joy he already knows a bit about.

    The pain part makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. I would try to tell him about chocolate but he is not ready.

  269. Thank you mare.

    Bite me DiT. I grew up with a younger sister and a mother who were exactly like each other. Yeah, that was fun about the time sis turned 13. I have a fair idea what’s coming. And I weep.

  270. Bcock, it is NOT inevitable…hang in there.

  271. I have three kid sisters BC.

    Your future amuses me.

  272. It’s already here, mare. The 6 year old has a serious problem knowing when to shut the *$(#)#)*$(# up.

    “I know daddy is telling me to do something or how something is going to go, but if I just never stop talking, I can’t be wrong. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”

  273. Hmmm…I wonder how much a bus ticket to Texas costs?

    *tracks down Dave*
    *smacks him*

  274. (Seriously, no one touched that for half an hour?)

    They took scott and wiser’s sudden and rather unexpected silence to heart, leon.

  275. The thing to understand, well the two things are, 1) sometimes girls need to cry and they don’t need a reason, and b) chocolate is medicine.. but you can’t go throwin that shit around like blue meth.. there is a time and a place.

    OH! and iii) sometimes you will use a firm voice that isn’t yelling, but they will hear it as “yelling”.

    That’s free shit right there brother. I just gave it to you.

  276. 1) sometimes meaning “frequently and often”

    B) the sugar just deepens the psychosis

    iii) Pfftt…I don’t even have to speak. I’ve reduced both of them to tears merely by glaring

  277. They took scott and wiser’s sudden and rather unexpected silence to heart, leon.

    It’s funny that you are implying tactfulness on their part.

  278. Tact, being buried out in the woods, what’s the difference between friends?

  279. Mind the opossum graves, at least.

  280. D) boys

    good luck

  281. Hmmm. Friend is coming over for a few days to edumacate me on running a CNC mill and help set it up. He’s a night owl and likes to work until 2:30 or 3:00 AM, I wake up at 5:00AM and usually pass out around 10:00 PM. This should be interesting. He gets here in about 15 minutes. Wish me luck.

  282. Good luck. No heavy machinery when you’re tired.

  283. This man must’ve been tired before he slipped

    http://tinyurl.com/lcdqook

  284. Bcock, it is NOT inevitable…hang in there.

    That is a LIE!
    It IS inevitable! You WILL pay!

    You will also get a lot of;
    “Stop yelling at me!”

    When you never raised your voice.

    The “Fair Sex” is not fair and, sometimes(often), not reasonable.

    This is why daddy drinks…

  285. *sits down on bench next to DiT, points and laughs at BCock*

    Has anyone warned you about “8″ yet?

    We were expecting 13; we weren’t warned that 8 was merely a warm-up….

    *passes popcorn to DiT*

  286. A couple of our RL friends couldn’t understand what we were complaining about whenever we would talk about the elder 3 TiFW girls.

    Their only daughter is now 13.

    They understand. Oh, my, do they understand….. :P

  287. What’s funny is when Rocketboy will run interference for me and tell Mini-me “you need to stop now, you’re only going to make her madder.”

  288. RFH I tried to warn off eldest when she started pushin mom’s buttons.

    I think it’s something they need to do.

    They just can’t help it.

  289. >>>(Seriously, no one touched that for half an hour?)

    No one but Sean’s mom.

    http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

  290. BCoch, listen to Dave.

    The man is wise.

  291. As proof of this, my family is currently sitting around the dinner table, dinner having finished a while ago, laughing our asses off.

    This includes the daughter that was going to HATE ME FOREVER!!!!!!

  292. Roamy
    This may be a shot in the dark but do you know Harrison Schmitt the astronaut?

  293. Chrispy you are wrong. Listen up douches, I had two girls and NEITHER
    of them was bitchy, mean or manipulative as teenagers or anything else.They are 23 and 21.
    I had fun with them and still do. We are very close.

    If you have problems, it’s you’re fault. Allowing BS behavior and certainly expecting it.

    Just got done talking to both of mine and we laughed like crazy.
    Never heard the, “I hate you” bullshit or never had a slammed door.

  294. Sorry Oso
    Missed your message
    My BiL was the head of the group that pushed for the stupid fucking stadium
    Answer: hopefully not
    What an idiot name
    Have you seen the logo yet?
    Oy…

  295. My daughter’s 13 going on 14
    Kill me please

  296. >>>If you have problems, it’s you’re fault.

    Thank you, Dr. Spock

  297. You’re welcome.

  298. Just got back from the sim and walked by the bar. HOLY CRAP the drag queens are everywhere!

    The ‘coronation’ of their convention is tonight (see last thread for details). Don’t know if I’ll go down for a beer or not. Pretty sure my flying partner’s gaymeter is pegged.

    May have to drink in the room tonight.

  299. Chrispy you are wrong. Listen up douches, I had two girls and NEITHER
    of them was bitchy, mean or manipulative as teenagers or anything else.They are 23 and 21.
    I had fun with them and still do. We are very close.

    If you have problems, it’s you’re fault. Allowing BS behavior and certainly expecting it.

    Just got done talking to both of mine and we laughed like crazy.
    Never heard the, “I hate you” bullshit or never had a slammed door.

    MJ’s sockpuppet is usually pretty funny, but sometimes he stretches a bit too far.

  300. >>>I had two girls and NEITHER of them was bitchy

    Anyone else see the irony in this comment?

  301. >>>Don’t know if I’ll go down for a beer or not.

    Pictures. We need pictures.

  302. Hahaha, I get why your daughters are bitchy.

  303. Mare,
    I grew-up with three sisters.
    Been there, done that, got the scars, literally, from the beatings from my mother, with whatever she had handy, when the girls pointed at me.
    Daughters are their own reward.
    We have no offspring and will die alone.
    The rest of you will reap what you have sown.
    I envy you, really…

  304. >>>Hahaha, I get why your daughters are bitchy.

    Daughter.

    And while you seem to have avoided the “scary times” (congrats on that), I don’t think you are the norm.

    Everyone I know who has daughters has gone through difficulties. It seems to be the norm.

    Again, good on you for not having to deal with the “scary times”, but I think you are unique.

  305. TJ, I have met his crewmate Gene Cernan, but no, I haven’t met Schmitt.

  306. Rome
    I’ve been on seceral committees with Dr Schmitt ( he has a PhD in Geophysics from CalTech) and know him fairly well
    I thought I had a white hot burning hatred of Obama and Moochelle till I starting talking to and emailing Harrison
    Holy Shit…

  307. If you have problems, it’s you’re fault.

    Actually its probably Hotspurs fault.

  308. >> Anyone else see the irony in this comment?

    It burns.

    Serial. I’m so glad mare is perfect.

  309. Schmitt was the only scientist in the entire program.

  310. TJ, I’m sure he’s not fond of Charlie Bolden and Lori Garver, either.

    Mini-me likes geology (to the point she received labradorite and jasper for Christmas) but isn’t sure she wants to make a career out of it. I’m not sure what to tell her, other than “You have plenty of time to figure it out.”

  311. I sometimes think bitchy women don’t see bitchiness.

    I don’t know if it’s because they’re dumb or bitchy.

    Could be both.

  312. >>>(to the point she received labradorite and jasper for Christmas)

    No feldspar?

    /obligatory

  313. We’ve already got a picture of Roamy’s feldspar.

  314. Hunger Games…HOW fucking long is this movie??? FTS, I have to work tomorrow. Goddammit. There was like 45 minutes too much bullshit in the beginning of this thing.

    As far as raising kids goes, I have no idea how any of you people do it. But I will say that my sister and I are completely different people and the stuff that worked to contain her did not work on me, and vice-versa.

    And Wiser’s daughter is probably the most willful little girl I have ever met. Some people just have hard heads. My maternal grandmother was one of these women. Wiser’s daughter is another. She will do what she wants to do, and all anybody can hope is that the body count is low.

  315. Btw, hit and exceeded 300 twitter followers today.

    Things are gonna start happening to me now.

  316. >>>We’ve already got a picture of Roamy’s feldspar.

    Best picture of feldspar EVAH!!!

  317. Hunger Games.. 5 minutes was too long

  318. >>>Could be both.

    *snicker

  319. Mrs. WiserGoddess is a no-nonsense lady. She told me some stories…I really don’t know how that girl survived toddlerhood always at loggerheads with the people who were trying to keep her alive.

  320. That’s true, Dave; my sister thinks I’m a nice lady

  321. She ain’t even a blonde.

    They have titanium knuckleheads, them blonde daughters

    *with all due respect to Mare’s perfect kids* *It’s probably me*

  322. >>>she will do what she wants to do, and all anybody can hope is that the body count is low.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Nailed it.

    Even made wiserbride laugh.

  323. I wonder how your daughter became so unruly because wiserbride is an angel and stuff?

    Must be you.

  324. Hahahahahaha, TJ is probably wondering WTF about feldspar.

    Old joke: http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/feldspar1.jpg%3Fw%3D720

  325. >>>Must be you.

    She freely admits that wiserdaughter came by it honestly.

  326. It’s almost like they are people or something.

  327. >>>Mrs. WiserGoddess is a no-nonsense lady.

    Tell me about it.

    *applies more make-up to cover bruises

  328. Feldspar still cracks me up. Every single time.

  329. >>>She ain’t even a blonde.

    Heh. I’ve dated a few blondes.

    Their dad’s always seemed to have that certain look in their eyes.

    A mix of relief and pity.

  330. IT’S FUCKING FELDSPAR

    /Hotspar

  331. Wrong pic of feldspar.

  332. Well I tried to have Stepford blonde daughters but I missed a few classes

  333. >>>It’s almost like they are people or something.

    Little people trying to become big people while dealing with raging hormones and zits.

  334. You are a nice lady Humpy. But your dog is a jerk.

    I don’t mean that in a mean way. You know.

  335. I’ve been waiting to become a big people for a real long time…

  336. >>>That’s true, Dave; my sister thinks I’m a nice lady

    Wow. I am so sorry I missed this.

    No, Lauraw. You are not a bitch. You are the furthest thing there is from a bitch.

    You are the sweetest, most loving, most friendly person on the planet.

    I really mean it.

  337. I wish I had taken the “girls can be molded into non-girl-human–actual-fucking-human-being-girls” class. Cause that would have been so damned awesome. I was probably drunk. And a lousy dad.

  338. also I hate agreeing with wiserbud.. but I do

  339. Well, you find that pic. I don’t remember if it was on the bewb page, and I don’t remember the password to see

  340. truth time: my sister doesn’t really think I’m a nice lady

    *tacklehugs errybody*

  341. TJ, how could you not love that fierce Chihuahua mascot? He’s holding a bone…like a bat! He looks determined! I need some ChihuahuaS gear! Need it!

  342. probably time for me to take a big breath of cold air.

    Can I fight with your sister Laura?

  343. Feldspar knows not punctuation.

  344. “You want the bridge to be two lanes or four lanes?”

  345. Heh. I still meet people that are amazed that I’m nice. My sister has been telling people for years what a bitch I am.

  346. >>>also I hate agreeing with wiserbud.. but I do

    Wait… What? Where?

    This can’t be good.

  347. *hands wiser some cab fare*

  348. Can I fight with your sister Laura?

    Sure, give the old gall a thrill. It’s been a long time since she’s had an opportunity to swing the ol’ gnarly ogre-club around.

    Gosh, I can’t say enough sweet things about my dear sis

  349. If you really want to freak out wiserbud, start tweet-stalking him.

    Or sweet-talking. Both are weird.

  350. >>>truth time: my sister doesn’t really think I’m a nice lady

    *gasp

  351. I saw some sister action today and I stepped waaay the hell back.

    I’m sure it was because of me.

  352. >>>*hands wiser some cab fare*

    *attempts to buy a newspaper

    *fails

  353. shit

  354. That’s actually Microcline, bitches

  355. Btw I listened to about half of wiser’s replay and he sounded pretty professional.

    What a clever ruse.

  356. >>>I saw some sister action today and I stepped waaay the hell back.

    *things that Xbrad never said

  357. >>>What a clever ruse.

    Ummmmmmmmm

  358. Roamy
    Labradorite – no wonder you’re into FELDSPAR
    Geology is hot right now
    I may be prejudiced, but it’s phenomenal

  359. need the link wiserbro

  360. I saw some sister action today

    Nun pr0n.

  361. (my sister is a really good person. antagonism dramatized for internet purposes)

  362. Oso
    Give me a mailing address
    I’ll bury you in that shit
    Someone gave me a crapload of Chihuahua gear

  363. >>>need the link wiserbro

    For what, the show?

    http://www.mediafire.com/?p9c56uj592msop1

  364. >> (my sister is a really good person. antagonism dramatized for internet purposes)

    Both my kids are too. I might embellish a bit, mostly to point out how it’s all my fault.

    My sisters still love me and I don’t know why.

  365. yep thanks… I will listen to it during the sermon tomorrow.

  366. >>>(my sister is a really good person. antagonism dramatized for internet purposes)

    *snicker

  367. That real estate dude on wiser’s show talked a pretty good game.

  368. TJ, it started with a little grab bag of rocks from a souvenir shop in Reno, $4 or $5 for all that would fit into the bag. I bought her gypsum roses, snowflake obsidian, amethyst, and pink quartz. Now she is studying all the different types for Science Olympiad. Placed 5th last time, wants a medal this year.

  369. TJ, I’m planning a road trip to get some ChihuahuaS gear and watch baseball. I’ll let you know. May for the Isotopes looks doable but we have to check the retail schedule.

  370. >>>yep thanks… I will listen to it during the sermon tomorrow.

    Seriously, would love to hear your opinion.

  371. >>>That real estate dude on wiser’s show talked a pretty good game.

    He’s the former host.

    Station manager wants me to get away from that. Finds it boring.

    I’m caught in the middle of perpetuating the old theme and creating a new show.

  372. Roamy
    That’s great
    Rocks, minerals and fossils are great things to study
    My daughter is 13 and she has had a museum collection of stuff, from wooly mammoth teeth, a dinosaur egg (Parasaurolphus), dinosaur bones, gem ammonites, and a ton of other stuff
    If your daughter needs something for her project or any information, I’d be glad to send her anything she’d need.
    Glad to hear she’s interested in geology..

  373. He was very local in comments, but sounded like a decent salesman. Plus, living in southern Clownifornia, you never hear about 400 acre farm property. Ever.

  374. Oso
    Great!
    Call me
    They even sell Chihuahua stuff at the airport here

  375. >>>He was very local in comments, but sounded like a decent salesman.

    He’s a good guy. Took me in and gave me this opportunity with just a referral from the afternoon host. He’s a bit intense, but I like that he is so dialed into the town.

    A bit pushy, but a really good guy deep down. He went out of his way to help me get this show, which he did not have to do.

  376. Plus, living in southern Clownifornia, you never hear about 400 acre farm property. Ever.

    None of your friends summer in Bakersfield?

  377. I will listen to it during the sermon tomorrow

    Man in Texas struck dead by lightning in church.

  378. 400 acres of farmland in CT? Where? The whole state?

  379. TJ will do as it gets closer.

  380. Seventeen hours of bullshit, and they didn’t destroy the Man?

    Fucking Cock. I should be asleep hours ago.

    GOOD NIGHT.

  381. Mare obviously heavily sedated her daughters during their formative years.

  382. >>>Fucking Cock. I should be asleep hours ago.

    *books lauraw for last week of the season

  383. None of your friends summer in Bakersfield?

    Bakersfield is another country, Mr. Bont. I don’t think Angelenos can get in without a passport.*

    *illegals naturally exempted.

  384. >>>400 acres of farmland in CT? Where? The whole state?

    It’s staggered. Here and there.

    You can usually find it by following the cops as they track down the pot farms

  385. >> Seriously, would love to hear your opinion.

    I wanted to hear it today, I will call in … I’ll be nice.

  386. >>>….I’ll be nice.

    *click

  387. You can usually find it by following the cops as they track down the pot farms

    Do your chronic farms supply us here? Because in places like North Hollywood, pot dispensaries are starting to outnumber the Starbucks.

  388. >>>Do your chronic farms supply us here

    Sooooooon.

    As they try to outlaw the tobacco farms, they are licensing pot growers.

    Strange times

  389. Do your chronic farms supply us here?

    No. If you’ve got a house in the neighborhood that was recently rented but you never see the new neighbors, that’s one of the chronic farms that supplies NoHo.

  390. you’re the dumbest person I ever..

  391. Starbucks sucks anyhow.

  392. Seriously, there is a stretch of Lankershim Blvd that must have four pot dispensaries in one mile.

  393. I am so glad we left NoHo.

  394. You hookin’ in WeHo now, George?

  395. Went back to the bar. Photos taken. Stand by whilst I try and figure out how to upload this thing.

  396. I am so tired. Adrenaline has worn off.

    Thanks again to all of you for your support at critiques.

    And special thanks to MJ. Nice job, buddy. That was perfect.

    Nite, y’all

  397. Drink of the Week with XBrad would be a very short segment.

    “Bourbon. Pour over ice.”

  398. At wiser’s request, Phat and the Drag Queen:

    http://wp.me/ab9T5-aeJ

  399. I especially liked the way she/he was groping my chest during the posing.

  400. >>>At wiser’s request, Phat and the Drag Queen:

    (This is so easy)

    Which one are you?

  401. I’m sure you did.

  402. Never lived in WeHo, xbrad. Now we’re way up on the side of a mountain, far from the west side and congestion (relatively speaking).

    But yeah, still hooking.

  403. Girl definitely has a thing for moobs..

  404. (This is so easy)

    Which one are you?

    All of them.

  405. Which is which?

  406. >>>All of them.

    But of course

  407. Dammit! Now you’re all super-fast.

  408. We don’t get a lot of layups like Phat with a drag queen very often. Gotta strike while the iron is hot.

  409. Gotta strike while the iron is hot.

    And hard.

  410. You all do know that Phat scored tonight, right?

    “Gonna just stay in my room tonight”

    riiiiight….

  411. And hard.

    We’re back to talking about Phat and the drag queens, right?

  412. The first rule about drag queens is you don’t talk about drag queens.

  413. There’s an episode of American Experience on right now. It’s about 1964. This might just be the perfect storm of navel-gazing liberal douche…

    -Baby Boomers reflecting oh so seriously on their formative years
    -The History of the ’60s, starting with the JFK assassination and moving through “Freedom Summer”
    -A bunch of lefty historians
    -Public Broadcasting

  414. Be careful, Mr. Bont. Such a sickly sweet liberal dish might trigger a diabetic seizure. At least I hope so, for liberal viewers.

  415. I didn’t even take pics of the ‘themed’ queens.

    I saw Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, Pebbles and Bam Bam, Velma from Scooby Doo, and other things that disturb me too much to talk about.

    I’m trying to kill those brain cells as we speak.

    (BTW, I was the one on the right!)

  416. They beat that Civil Rights bullshit to death
    Just meaningless crap in 2014, except to avoid talking about Reality

  417. How can anyone find time to celebrate the sixties or drag queens when we should be celebrating the birthday of the Coolest And Most Glamorous First Lady Evar’s Birthday?

    You racists.

  418. Civil Rights is a crutch for vapid, opulent people to use when they need to feel validation.

    Oh and The Children aren’t a cause. They’re a prop.

  419. Some more fabulousness for my peeps:

    http://wp.me/ab9T5-aeK

    The one on the right was 6′ 6″ in heels. 7′ with the hair.

  420. Well, the live ones, anyway.

  421. Oh and The Children aren’t a cause.

    In fact, grade school health class taught me they were an effect.

  422. Holy crap phat, that dude on the right was impersonating Dame Edna!

  423. The one on the left would fit right in with some groups of galaxies

  424. Watching Seven Psychopaths on Showtime. This movie is all kinds of messed up.

  425. Ladies, not galaxies – stupid autocorrect…

  426. Eh, people having fun. Can’t get upset about people being happy, rather than harpy.

  427. And they DO look like they’re having a grand time!

  428. But Teresa, those… ladies… are like stars!

  429. How sad is it that the most ladylike behavior in our society must come from men?

  430. Seriously, it takes a serious commitment to go through that much effort for a man to look like that. The de-hairing alone must be a bitch.

    They were all really cool people, and I don’t judge.

  431. Dame Edna is fucking hilarious.

  432. I did learn a new thing tonight. If the guy is in drag you’re supposed to always refer to her as you would a lady.

    It’s a gesture of respect. No problem, they were very nice and it was great meeting them.

  433. Guys in drag put stupid amounts of effort into what they do to be ladies.

    I know because I’ve held purses for some of them.

  434. I get great traffic every time I link the Duffel Blog, but there’s some posts, I just can’t link to my family friendly blog.

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/06/chinese-hacker-complains-perverted-american-military/

  435. xbrad,

    that link was awesome. duffelblog is great.

  436. BTW,

    ‘Seven Psychopaths’ is good for a rental. Disturbing, funny and graphic.

    Sam Rockwell is great (loved him in ‘Confessions of a Dangerous Mind’), Colin Farrel, Woody Harrelson and Walken was Walken.

    Liked.

  437. Yo, slip your derp to the fix of this mix
    Toss that briefcase, it’s time to let loose
    Cause you’ve worked like heck to get the week in check
    So unfasten that noose around your neck
    Connected like a vibe from the wheel to the foot
    Come on everybody dig the funky output

  438. http://i.imgur.com/t3CkMeW.gif

  439. Denver is favored by 5? That’s too much.

  440. I am at zero Twitter followers.

    Things are still happening.

  441. Dog bellies are amazing. Bubba ate a bunch of garbage yesterday because he’s an asshole. He kept down all the food he found, as well as his normal dinner, and puked up a pile of plastic and styrofoam at 4 AM.

    I remember Tiki eating a bunch of bacon wrapped dates and puking up just the dates later.

    How the hell do they do that?

  442. Wiserbud should do a dog vomit segment.

  443. That would be awesome. You’re a genius, babe.

    Next on WiserRadio: What Did Your Dog Barf Up? Call and tell us.

    Phone will be ringing off the hook.

  444. wakey wakey.

    Glad to read the first show went well- and that MJ was help to help you out.

    If WIser ever wants to do a segment about waitresses and tipping, I’m the go-to gal.

    Or, crossfit. Leon and I could do a pro/con segment on working out and eating.

    Which would rank right up there with one of Lauraw and I doing veggie versus perennial gardening.

  445. I had a dog that could eat tinfoil (probably which was wrapping some old meat or something) and just poop it out. You’d see it in her turds.

  446. Seriously, there is a stretch of Lankershim Blvd that must have four pot dispensaries in one mile.

    Lapeer has TWO “Hydroponics” stores. Because, you know, there are so many hydroponic gardeners around. It’s the newest thing. I would go in there to get stuff to start my seeds, but people will think i’m a pothead. I did go in there once to see if they had worm castings – uh no. Know clue.

  447. no

  448. My wood pellets have a warning on them thanks to the idiots in California. I got plywood once that had a California warning label, apparently saw dust causes cancer there.

    I hate California.

  449. Morning, children. up ’til 1:00 AM moving and setting up machinery. It’s a small mill, only 4,000 pounds. Of course I woke up at 6:00. Should make for a fun day today when I get to learn how to run the thing. The machine seems to be in good shape. Can’t wait to start making stuff.

  450. Leon and I could do a pro/con segment on working out and eating

    I’m on the record as being for both working out and eating.

  451. I did go in there once to see if they had worm castings – uh no.

    Potheads are often pretty bad at things approaching genuine horticulture.

  452. Obsessive Pet Lovers is a huge demographic and an untapped market

  453. Belleville has a hydroponics shop in its deliberately quaint downtown.

    I blame the 0bamaconomy. Business real estate is still a buyer’s market.

  454. “Next week we’ll be talking about Snatches”
    That would really kick up the Ratings..

  455. Good morning all!

    *snatches….

  456. Well Leon, if that is where I’m thinking, there is some interest in horizontal drilling in your area..

  457. Drilling in the Great Lakes area will take things being a lot more economically dire than this.

  458. Breakfast was roast beef.

  459. Southern Illinois has been a big oil area for years
    It’s getting a second look

  460. Maybe Mare could call in some Child Development tips.

  461. Leon and I could tag team on gluten and the benefits of eating fats :P

    Guaranteed ratings, bay-bee!

  462. Ha Ha Ha

  463. Southern Illinois has been a big oil area for years
    It’s getting a second look
    ——————-
    I own land in Southern Illinois.

    *preorders mini giraffe and Russian bride

  464. Obamajob.

  465. Good job on the movie review at AoSHQ Andy.

  466. Where the hell is everybody?

  467. Speaking of dog vomit…….I lost the best dog I ever had, a boston terrier, because he ate the sound insulation off of an old dishwasher that I’d parked on the back patio while I installed the new one. He shit a bunch of fiberglass turds and then died.

  468. I was making my sister breffish.

  469. Well, PG’s dead dog kinda kills the mood.

  470. New Poat


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