MMM 104: Snowmageddon 2014

At the time this post goes live, I’m in single-digit temps in the Michigan wilderness, with winds in the 15-20mph range, shoveling ~1000 square feet of driveway out from under 11″ of fresh snow. For the 3rd time this year thus far. This will take me about 3 hours.

Man, I sure wish global warming wasn’t a hoax about now.

Oh well, time for some power yoga. And by “power”, I mean “rainbow aura photoshopped”.
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I asked this gal to imagine holding hands with me. Snapped this while she swooned, then let her down gently. I don’t hold hands. I get sweaty palms.
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If a certain former senate candidate had taken his then-wife to this sort of swinging club, the world might be a very different place right now.
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Yoga booty.
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Rugged terrain.
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Squatting with help.
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Looks risky. Hope that tile isn’t slippery.
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More booty.
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And thus the first full week of 2014 commences. Make the best of it, and stay safe.

585 Comments

  1. nice Leon
    It is 30 here. While walking Zeke I could have swore it was in the teens, but I was wrong.

  2. I overslept, merely postponing the inevitable. Time to go wonder what went wrong with my plan to move to Florida after college.

  3. My son is back in depression. His friends went back to college.

    He wants to “go” to college. Not to study anything. I mean, he says he misses “school”, but I think he just means he misses everything that went along with school.

    I asked him if it was really worth it to ring up all that debt for a few years of delayed adulthood/fun. He couldn’t say no.

    Ga. I wish he could think outside of the box. I just know he’d be one of those kids that graduated with debt, and no great employment opportunities.

  4. I mean, unless you have a good student/driven kid … college is a very scary thing right now.

    My next son is a really good student, but he doesn’t even so much want to go to college.

    ACK. I mean, why is this happening?

  5. I want him to figure out what he wants to do … and his friends are just off having fun at college. That’s how he sees it.

  6. ***rattles pots and pans in the kitchen.

    OH RIGHT. I forgot.

    Wakey wakey

  7. I’m not commenting until MMM is up on Mondays, anymore.

  8. >>>Wakey wakey

    Well, this is Much Better! Pretty Late, Though!

    *Places Sternly Worded Letter in Permanent File*

  9. Sun’s not even up yet, Sox, should you be up?

  10. Jay, just come with me when “Teh Boss” flings the CatToys OverSeas. Then you can’t comment at all…

    Of course it is a Relief for Everybody Else!

  11. There’s a way things are done, Car in, and your way differs from his way. His peers are all still learning at school, in his mind.

    Mike Rowe is right, this is a cultural thing now, not just an educational thing. The kids I know graduating from college aren’t getting jobs in their majors, it’s just a rite of passage, something that is done. Then they graduate, and work.

  12. Been getting up Early, Bigger Mice…

    http://tinyurl.com/kgypdva

  13. My parents and grandparents thought in terms of trade. Everyone today thinks in terms of college, not trades.

  14. Of course, all college and no trade tends to shorten the common sense. And you wind up with this:

    http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/01/04/melissa-harris-perry-weeps-to-keep-her-job/?singlepage=true

  15. Dang Alarm!! Later All Y’all!!!

  16. Happy hunting, Sox!

  17. Good morning all!

    My dad went to trade school in Ireland and when I looked at some of his old notebooks hanging around the cellar when I was in college the math was intimidating for a guy who did well until the Calculus Catastrophe of ’83.

  18. It’s in the 40’s here and pouring rain on top of 12+ inches of snow and ice. On the way to work there were several ponds in the low lying areas of the road. We’re going back to down to the teens tonight so this will turn into an ice brick for tomorrow.

  19. Calculus Catastrophe of ’83.

    Word. The dangers of going to a small school. I had to talk my friend into taking physics in high school so I wouldn’t be the only one. We didn’t have calculus. I bombed when it was a weedout course in college.

  20. Then they graduate, and work.

    Yea, I feel that going to college is just a way to prolong high school.

    Plus, when they graduate, where area they going to “work?” Will the time and money pay off?

    I really feel we’re on a cusp of change here – where motivated, smart young folks who see that their future can be achieved in non-traditional learning paths (the next “homeschool” movement) and begin their lives debt free. Sure, there are some that will continue to need college. Math/ engineering/medicine/college professors.

  21. G’morning cool kids.

    The squatting blondes are the real ones today. Did I guess right? What do I win??

  22. I just wish he could see the potential of OTHER. Learn a trade and start your own business (w/o college debt). Go into the military and learn a skill there, then GI bill it to college.

    I need … a young mentor to tell him this stuff. I need him to get out and see the other potential.

  23. Instapundit writes a lot about that stuff Car in. He has a new book out I think. I sent my nephews a copy of “The Higher Education Bubble” which I think sailed right by them. As adults we are more aware of this happening then they are. It will take some more time before the bubble bursts and it seems obvious even to young adults.

  24. My nephews are great kids, polite, respectful, etc but they seem to lack any awareness of what will happen after they graduate. The older one has switched majors more than once and colleges once. My dear sister is working harder and harder to finance this bullshit. My parents “helped” when we went to college but not as much as she is doing. In short, she is spoiling them and the real world is going to bite them hard.

  25. New news story: Al Queda in Syria is spilling into Iraq and is responsible for fighting/terror attacks there.

    This will be used to absolve the dog eater from losing the peace in Iraq.

  26. Yes, I’ve seen his stuff. Those are basically the same arguments that back my pov. How do I get that into his head?

  27. Al Qaeda is not in Iraq. They never have been.

    No chemical weapons either. They didn’t go to Syria.

    We’ve been over this.

  28. Sadly, it won’t get into his head, because his friends tell him different.

    We weren’t any different at that age.

  29. If your kids can go to college without debt, they should. I have a friend that put herself through college by waiting tables and bar tending. It took six years, but was completely worth it.

    Is that an option?

  30. Common Core crap in question #10. Note “administration” vs. “regime”. https://twitter.com/ellymarie3/status/414426092939018240/photo/1

  31. A few of my friends flunked out of ULowell after one or two semesters of partying. To their credit they got night jobs at UPS and went to a local community college to get their degrees. It was good for me since I had less of a drive to go out drinking with them on the weekends.

  32. They don’t even try to hide it anymore.

  33. I was the bad influence too Jimbro. I apologize.

  34. We have internet at work today, but all the file servers and local apps are down. The air conditioning went out.

    o_O

  35. See, working himself through college isn’t “going away to college”. This is the disconnect. He doesn’t want the learning. He wants the experience.

    I told him if wants some experience, then go do something else (get a job on a cruise ship or something) that doesn’t wrack up debt.

  36. If he had a goal, it would be different.

    But mediocre student + no set goal = disaster.

  37. If he had a goal, it would be different.
    But mediocre student + no set goal = disaster.

    I think even a good student with no set goal = disaster.

    So thankful Rocketboy knows what he wants to do.

  38. A good student who simply knows they want to do SOMETHING, and is going to work hard to find out exactly what – isn’t as worrisome.

    Matt doesn’t know exactly what he wants to do, but he wants to take a rigorous major so it will fit/transfer when he figures it out. As long as they don’t simply become a liberal arts major …

  39. I’d probably agree with you about the goal thingy. At every interview I’m asked about the disconnect between my degrees and what I actually do for a living. I’m sure it would be worse without any actual experience.

    My niece is going to nursing school because she believes that going to college for 7 years to be a scientist—probably physics or astronomy–would be a dead end.

    Pretty interesting point of view for a 17 year old.

  40. A job on a cruise ship could be fun. Way warmer than a fishing boat.

    90 minutes done, needed to take a break for coffee. I’m semi-optimistic about getting to work by 10.

  41. A physics degree as pure science is a ticket to academia at best, but if she’s interested in the subject matter, there’s always engineering.

  42. My sister switched majors 3 times in a school with a co op program (Northeastern). Took her 6 1/2 years to become a nurse.

    *realizes why her own kids are now drifting through college*

  43. OTOH, an RN will never be unemployed.

  44. The thing about nursing, is that there are so many different fields to tailor your interests.

  45. It just makes me fucking made. College administrators really have found a way to interweave the “college experience” into kids’ heads as a standard.

  46. That’s where co-op jobs and internships help. I was much more motivated to stay in school once I knew what was waiting for me when I graduated.

  47. Is there a field of nursing that deals exclusively with touching hot chicks?

    It’s not too late for a career change.

  48. Coffee gone. Shoveltime again.

  49. Sports medicine/trainer for Women’s beach volleyball team.

  50. Carin, when I lived in Hawaii the first time I knew quite a few people who spent time working on cruise ships, it sounded (to me) like a cesspool. Lots of sleeping around, transient mentality.

    I know your son is a good kid, just something to think about.

  51. College administrators really have found a way to interweave the “college experience” into kids’ heads as a standard.

    It’s always been a lure.

    No, it is not true that I went to ASU because it had made it into the top 10 Party Schools as ranked by Playboy.

  52. Morning, children. 7 degrees here.

    I’ve got a kid in college right now. I really don’t think it’s doing him that much good education wise. He does seem to know almost everybody in central and southern NM though. Between scholarships, working, family helping, he’s not getting any debt.

    I am not a fan of college unless you know what you want to do, and need it, doctor, attorney, engineer, whatever. I worked as an accountant for 10 years, and the people who made the most money were in business for themselves. Hardly any of them had a college degree. Trailer parks are a cash cow. You can’t believe how much cash they generate. We had a guy with a couple of car junkyards that really made money. A friend of mine who is a plumber charges $85 an hour and stays busy. This in a place with a per capita income under $17K.

  53. It is crazy how this “go to college” mentality has bloomed. So many remedial students, non serious, party fools. Lots sleep around and consider this worth it.

    It must be so hard for your son to hear his friends go on about college and of course physically they are away from him.

  54. I just threw that out there, Mare. I mean, there are things people can do to get experience. You just need to think out side the box.

    And my son will be who he is wherever he goes. College is often a cesspool of lots of sleeping around. If he wants to “go away” to experience life outside of Lapeer … I’d just rather it was valuable, and not a $20,000 ticket.

  55. Snatch pic for Leon SFW

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/finding-her-261.jpg?w=499&h=333

  56. Why don’t you want your son to be happy Ca rin?

  57. Pepe – that’s exactly what I’m thinking.

    If you don’t know/have a goal – then you go to college so you can hopefully get a job in a company {?} with a cubical and etc. I mean, I asked him – do you want to work in a bank? WHAT? Can you imagine going to the same office every day …

    He (like a lot of kids) imagine work life as some exciting vision they show on the stupid cable shows. People with dream jobs, etc, or working for google.

  58. My friend’s daughter went to New Zealand to be a nanny for a year. Had a fantastic experience. Met great people, did a ton of sight seeing, hiking, etc.. Stashed some money too.

  59. I want him happy, Dave. Just not THAT happy.

  60. We had a guy with a couple of car junkyards that really made money.

    The richest person on my side of the family has no degree and owns a used car parts/ auto salvage business.

  61. That’s what I want him to do, mare. THink outside of the box.

  62. Snowpocalypse or Snowmageddon? I didn’t get the memo.

  63. They keep pushing that “Find what you love to do, then you’ll never have to work, you’ll get paid to have fun…” bullshit. They call it work for a reason, not “fun”.

    People pay you to do stuff because they can’t, or don’t want to.

  64. Carin, what does your son do for a living?

  65. Did your son have a job in high school? I’ve noticed that a lot of people don’t anymore. Lots of jobs won’t hire anyone under 18.

  66. Laura?

  67. No, it is not true that I went to ASU because it had made it into the top 10 Party Schools as ranked by Playboy.

    Wait, I thought you were the reason that ASU made it into the top 10…

  68. Neat picture:

  69. Why is Scott still commenting on the old poat?

  70. Comment by PepeLp on January 6, 2014 10:04 am

    Why is Scott still commenting on the old poat?

    Shhhhh. Don’t tell him that we’re here.

  71. Well just fuck it all. One of my long time patient’s mom just got diagnosed with metastatic cancer. Lung liver brain unknown primary at this point. They gave her a year. I saw her in the hall last week and asked why she was here since the boy was not with her. She was having headaches and was getting a work up for that. This was the cause. Cancer sucks.

  72. http://tinyurl.com/lrdbo6e

  73. “Armageddon” is the war at the end of the world, IIRC. “Apocalypse” actually means “revelation” or “unveiling of new knowledge”, so I went with Snowmageddon, as it is a war. I shoveled for 2.5 hours and didn’t learn shit. I’d still be out there if my neighbor hadn’t decided to come show off his tractor.

  74. Not gonna make it to work by ten, btw.

  75. I know how you feel, Jimbro. MIL went in because of stomach aches.

  76. Comment by scott on January 6, 2014 9:38 am

    Pupster I have been trying to figure that out. The best I can tell is that Wunderground days are noon to noon.

    They changed it after I commented to 14. I think they come in to work around 6 and update the oopsie temperatures. Or they are watching me like the NSA.

  77. Our low for today is 9. For the period midnight to midnight it wont go below 25.

    It hit’s 9 around 7 AM tomorrow.

  78. Local weather says today’s low is 26.
    Wunderground is broken.

  79. It is 3º. High for tomorrow is 1º.

    We have someone’s pet rat living under our screened porch. HotBride has been giving it birdseed, and intends to try to trap it. I’m not sure it’s going to make it.

  80. Carin,

    Has he looked into some trade programs?

  81. Penelope has been having some medical issues. They think it’s a thyroid problem. We’re waiting on test results. I’m nervous about the cancer thing.

  82. Wunderground is broken.

    They were bought by The Weather Channel Companies in 2012.

    Hunh.

  83. Prayers for Penelope, which would also be a great name for a band.

  84. I don’t think Penelope’s stuff is serious, but you never know. She needs to exercise and eat right, but as far as she’s concerned exercise=work=4 letter word. This strategy worked fine until she hit her mid-forties.

  85. “Prayers for Penelope, which would also be a great name for a band.”

    I’m with Pups on both.

  86. Prayers for Penelope.

  87. Peter King sounds more insane everyday….he’ll make a great President!

  88. I hope things work out for Penelope with no unpleasant news.

  89. At work, finally. Haven’t seen another person inside the building yet.

  90. They’re all on the other poat

  91. Ohai

    http://tinyurl.com/kqoa88k

  92. wrack

    rack

    /Hotspur

    wrack is seaweed.

    Prayers for Penelope (which, as noted, opened for Tears for Fears on their 87 tour).

    When I was a recruiter, lots of HS seniors would tell me they were going to college. Within a question or two, it became clear that “going to college” was the sum total of their planning for the future. I knew I’d be seeing them again in 6 months to a year. Others, like the guys who had an uncle get them into the union, they were far less likely to need a job the next year.

    Had a friend from HS graduate with a BS in Physics. There’s no such thing as a job for a bachelors degree in Physics. She works as a programmer for Netflix.

  93. My youngest wants to go into Mortuary Science. No earthly idea where that came from.

    The good news is that Southern Illinois U has a good program.

    Eldest is still unsure and we’re awaiting ACT scores to come back.

    Off to try and shovel the 11” of global warming in my driveway.

  94. Ace??

  95. I have no idea what you’re talking about, Cyn!

  96. Penelope’s in Prayers

  97. You fluffer!

    NO chANginG cOMMEntS!!!

  98. I had to. It was hurting my eyes.

  99. There’s no such thing as a job for a bachelors degree in Physics.

    I got a job with a bachelor’s in physics. I was writing software for driver training simulators, but I could just as easily have been working on the missile simulations we made. Not saying these are common, but they are out there.

    And if you have any technical degree, you should expect to spend at least some of your time programming.

  100. My friend makes a shitload more programming than she would doing actual physics. She went from LLNL to Netflix.

  101. I enjoyed this:

    http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2014/01/06/liberals-skewed-view-of-conservatives-n1771519

    My favorite part:

    “And, finally, you’ll hear about how conservatives totally hate sex. This is likely to be followed with complaints about the large size of conservative families. By that point, you’ve probably been introduced to your liberal acquaintance’s spouse and now understand why liberal families are so small and why your liberal buddy is so very, very unhappy.”

  102. I’m so irritated, I forgot to be a supermodel out of high school.

  103. Ohhhhh, xbrad has a female “friend.”

    Tell us more about this rich, female friend. And why aren’t you married to her?

  104. If I didn’t know the physics, I couldn’t do most of the programming that I do, but it’s been rare that I’ve been called upon to solve an actual physics problem.

  105. Ohai

    http://tinyurl.com/7km794t

  106. And I’m pretty sure NetFlix wouldn’t actually pay me much more (if any) than I make these days. Plus they might want me to live in CA or MA or some other shithole.

  107. *wonders what the physics of Netflix is

  108. And why aren’t you married to her?

    She’s known me since 5th grade and doesn’t have alcohol induced psychosis.

  109. I was gonna guess something different, but we’ll leave that one lie there.

  110. I read (a long time ago, I admit) that 80% of college graduates don’t have a job in their degree field within 5 years of graduating. They’re working, but for example, the guy with the biology degree is a stockbroker.

    I think you should make it through high school, then have to work for a while. If you’ve had to work digging ditches or something that sucks, you WILL pay attention in college.

  111. “She’s known me since 5th grade and doesn’t have alcohol induced psychosis.”

    Oh, okay.

  112. That certainly worked in my case, Pepe. And my job didn’t even suck that bad!

  113. I’ve had real jobs.

    They suck.

  114. Laura has a degree in art, mine is in biology.

    What a waste of time and money.

  115. Scott, that was my major but I threw in a teaching degree with it and that helped.

  116. Carin, make your kid read “A message to Garcia”

    http://www.birdsnest.com/garcia.htm

    Also, for the slackers

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/

  117. My degree is in Biology. Did not get into med school my first time applying so I worked in a research lab on rat liver hepatocytes. In less than 6 months I knew that if I didn’t get in next year I’d go active duty Army. By then I had figured out paying 30k tuition plus living expenses to go to Georgetown or BU was crazy. Thankfully I got into UMass where the motto we had printed on t-shirts was “We’re not better, just cheaper”. The dean was not amused.

  118. My wife and I must be outliers. She has a BFA and does art for a living, and I have a degree in physics and another in computer science and I write software for RADAR. I never had college debt, though, and hers will be retired this year, 4 years after earning the degree.

  119. I thought Laura’s degree was in sarcasm. Was that just her Minor?

  120. Does she do fine art for a living, Leon?

  121. I got a degree in Accounting, minor in Econ. Became a CPA. MY step-father died and I came back to run the family ranch. Worked at a small accounting office in a nearby town. Hated it. Dealing with people’s problems, the IRS, state of NM workers all the time. I hate talking on the phone to this day, HATE IT. Wasn’t making nearly enough money to put up with that crap. Bought some land, then sold it for enough to quit (ranch pays basic living costs). Realized that I am compelled to make things. I’m very good at making things, not good at all the promotional bs that is necessary. Trying to make a living at it. Changing the way I produce stuff. Going well so far. (knock wood)

  122. You should partner with our local sales guy, wiserbud.

  123. Is wiser’s real name Herb Tarlek, or was mare just pulling my leg?

  124. Hey, I’m trying to get him going with Animosity Int’l. I swear, the climate is right for it. People are fed up with everything.

    Embrace the Hate!!!

  125. We need an “Embrace the H8!” T-shirt just for Oso.

  126. Does she do fine art for a living, Leon?

    Not exactly, but being informed of fine art improves the heck out of what is essentially commercial art. She does photography, videography, media relations, and sundry such tasks for the Michigan Air National Guard.

  127. Oooh…Embrace the H8 tee in blue would be nice. UN blue.

  128. oso with the Thread Winnah!

  129. Now, the wind is howling and the temperature is dropping. . . Oh, joy!

  130. Comment by osoloco11 on January 6, 2014 1:27 pm
    Oooh…Embrace the H8 tee in blue would be nice. UN blue.
    =========
    This is why I love you, Oso. How ’bout a “Embrace the H8, Punch a Hippie in the Face!” T-shirt in a nice tie-dye?

  131. Is there a “Hate” smiley symbol? If not, we need to come up with one.

  132. Also, the “Get OFf My Lawn” series for senoirs………..

  133. Lunch break is over. Later Haters………….

  134. Originally my major was in geology. When I started the future looked bright, but something happened around 1982-1983 that wiped out the domestic oil industry.

    I switched majors in my junior year when I realized there was no hope for employment as a geologist.

  135. Scott, my sis was a geo major (very rare for a woman back then) and got her degree in ’81. Great timing, that.

  136. There can be only one. . .

    http://is.gd/8GHYSS

  137. Brad, my brother graduated in 1980, at the top of his class, with a degree in petroleum engineering. Back then if you graduated with a C average you would get about 6 job offers.

    4 years later, you could graduate with a 4.0 and find nothing.

  138. Zowie… just got an email from one of my cohorts who works in the Chicagoland area… Minus 41 Degrees with windchill.

  139. You guys up where all of the low temps and winds are happening, stay warm and INSIDE.

    It’s colder than normal here, but nothing like what you’re experiencing.

  140. Meh, just stick your head in a deep freeze, you’ll get used to it.

  141. I had to put socks on… it’s only 68º here!!11!

  142. It’s really not too bad outside.

    –things you hear Jay in Ames say from INSIDE his office

  143. I had to put socks on…

    Only socks?

  144. Perhaps.

  145. Perhaps.

    I see they match the baby-doll. “Perhaps” you should draw your curtains.

  146. Just trying to do my part to help keep things warm.

    *snaps blinds shut with prejudice*

  147. Got a degree in computer science but that was after I had chosen my field and worked in it for 5 years. At that point it was just filling in gaps in my knowledge.

    Scott, the oil bust of the mid 80s was caused by oversupply and lower demand worldwide, starting in early 80s and crashing in 86. There were a couple outliers too, Ghaddafi nationalized the Libyan oil fields.

  148. I’d choose CS as a degree now in a heartbeat. I’m not sure they had such a degree when I went to school (the first time, anyways).

  149. *tackles AD and Dave in one fell swoop; gives them “The Polar Vortex”*

  150. From one of those links up yonder.

    Now the man becomes agitated — why are you being shallow and selfish? Do you not care about any of his other good qualities? Didn’t you just hear him say that he always remembers his girlfriend’s birthday? In light of all of the good things he does, does it really matter if he knows how to perform surgery?

    It’s like a lib douche politician of the left.

  151. It used to be a pure mathmatics degree, then morphed into computer science. Since then it’s basically computers with either a business emphasis (Management Information Systems) or pure tech (Computer Science)

  152. The boy majored in CS, with a math minor. Most of the engineering (CS was part of eng. dpt.) graduates had jobs lined up at graduation.

    I’m worried about the girl. Communication disorders and she’s about the shyest person around and sucks at standardized tests (but her gpa, with a campus job, 3.8). She’s about kicking herself now for choosing a major that supposedly requires a masters. She’s got senioritis bad.

  153. What are we talking about?

  154. Woohoo, -2 with a windchill of -21. Tomorrow will be a balmy 20.

    There’s this house, on the way to the girl’s job, that has chickens. I hope the fort-like reinforcement of the coop is enough to keep them from turning into popsicles. (yes they have lightbulbs on in there)

    *wonders how Car in’s chickens are faring*

  155. We’re talking about how bad Hillary sucks.

  156. I might have to put the heat lamp in the coop tonight.

  157. Wait, Hillary sucks too? I that was just Monica? Sooooo…confused

  158. I am diurnal herbivore.

  159. I am a diurnal hypercarnivore.

  160. No no, Hillary sucks badly, thus the whole Lewinsky thing.

  161. Open Carry Texas ‏@OpenCarryTexas 13m
    It makes us laugh when #guncontrolbullies talk about penis size in relation to carrying guns when 40% of our members are women!

  162. My re-frontal cortex is fully formed, yet I still have a list of those I would like to beat with a brake club.

  163. Whoo-hoo! It’s 28 degrees in balmy DFW. At least the wind isn’t blowing.

    TiFW has on 3 layers of shirts, down booties on top of socks, a quilt doubled over her lap/legs, and a small space heater by her feet – these old houses tend to get pretty cold, even with central heat….

  164. Do you lose water pressure before the pipes freeze?

    Our office has no pressure in any of the taps. I’m thinking there is a break somewhere else that’s causing it.

  165. Pupster – Just hope it isn’t a water main break!

  166. Alright, fess up, Which one of you was #4?

    http://www.cracked.com/article_20841_5-things-i-learned-as-cop-that-movies-wont-show-you.html

  167. I blew away some paper targets this weekend. It was pretty satisfying, although I seem to lack the anger I once had.

    I blame the pharmaceutical industry.

  168. Did you jiggle the handle?

  169. Alex, that was xbrad.

  170. I blame the pharmaceutical industry.

    Those meds are just dulling your senses, man.

  171. These made me think of MJ. Sick and disturbed, so be forewarned.

    http://pitsnipesgripes.blogspot.com/2014/01/japan-birth-place-of-some-truely-weird.html

  172. The commute this morning was quite interesting – the fog was quite thick in spots – horror-movie thick in some cases. And still, people were driving without their lights on. I expect it from my fellow Massholes, but it was a real surprise when, in some of the densest fog, on a very narrow side street, a school bus came lumbering out of the fog, taking his half of the road out of the middle. I almost needed a change of shorts there for a second.

  173. These made me think of MJ. Sick and disturbed

    And yet, you are the one that found them for us. Hmmmmmmm….

  174. Pepe, if you have NetFlix and some good booze, you can watch Zombie Ass.

    It’s about undead colons. In hot Japanese girls.

  175. If Mare is here

    “And, finally, you’ll hear about how conservatives totally hate sex. This is likely to be followed with complaints about the large size of conservative families. By that point, you’ve probably been introduced to your liberal acquaintance’s spouse and now understand why liberal families are so small and why your liberal buddy is so very, very unhappy.”

    I never heard a conservative woman talk about PIV being rape. Just sayin’.

  176. Busted my butt today and got a lot of stuff packed.

  177. Phat, you can look up phatspawn’s scores on act.org. Rocketboy is nothing but consistent. They haven’t posted Mini-me’s scores yet.

  178. Comment by scott on January 6, 2014 5:42 pm

    Busted my butt today and got a lot of stuff packed.

    Did he buy you dinner first?

  179. My RCIA sponsor has 4 kids, all homeschooled. He jokes that his kids are in a school so exclusive that you have to sleep with the teacher to get them in. His wife blushes and laughs.

    Yep, conservatives hate sex.

  180. Afternoon.

  181. Today I built four (4) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2

  182. Hahahahaha, Leon. Co-worker’s husband was hired by a NASA contractor. Long training session on do’s and don’t of working with the gov’t. Smart-ass hubby raised his hand and asked if it was okay to sleep with a gov’t employee.

    “Uh, uh, uh, as long as it’s consensual, yes.”

  183. These made me think of MJ. Sick and disturbed, so be forewarned.

    ———————-
    Amateur.

  184. Greetings, people who are trying not to freeze to death.

  185. OMG!!!!! We’re all gonna diiiiiieeeeee!!!!

    Winter is here! Winter is here! It might actually get below freezing! In Florida!!!!

    God save us all!!!!!

  186. BOO HISS

    *throws rotten fruit at Jimbo*

  187. Blerg

  188. Blergy avatard fix.

  189. -7°

  190. Roamy, we watched Gravity, and it made us think of you.

  191. Phat, the ice cubes are a real treat.

  192. It was 55 degrees here today. Yesterday the yard was covered in snow. Today it is almost all green grass again. Getting cold again now, though.

  193. I’ll be here all week, try the veal…

    *inset wiser’s rimshot clip*

  194. Climate Chaos™

  195. inset wiser’s rimshot clip

    No. That’s gross.

  196. 🎵 it’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🎶

    Went to my second wake in a week this morning….

    Station manager’s mom.

  197. >>>No. That’s gross.

    Obviously you missed the artistic statement I was trying to make

  198. How many times did you wash the ass cubes before actually using them?

  199. >>>….try the veal…

    perv

  200. Wiser,

    A good January song for your next show:

    Mega City 4: January

  201. Does a snowman shit in the woods?

  202. -1 here. -19 with windchill .

    But we all know windchill is a scam.

  203. >>>How many times did you wash the ass cubes before actually using them?

    Hopefully more often than they clean off the endoscopy tubes.

  204. >>>Does a snowman shit in the woods?

    Only if you scare it well enough.

    I am extremely tired of talking about the weather.

  205. Hotspur,

    Glad that they are appreciated. Had to scour comment history to find a good gift.

    Better than the hand carved middle finger that i sent to my SS a couple of years ago.

  206. *Goes back to lurking the Blue Day post at the HQ to cheer up*

  207. >>>I am extremely tired of talking about the weather.

    DO NOT come to Florida.

    Local news station issued a WEATHER ALERT ACTION REPORT last night. (Swear that was the actual title) It amounted to 1) it’s going to be fucking cold; 2) bring your pets indoors; 3) run water; 4) cover plants.

  208. Wiserbud: “hi, is Mary there?”

    Mary: “speaking.”

    W: ” hi, Mary. How are you today?”

    M: “cold!”

    W: “ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, it is cold, isn’t it? (Rolls eyes) Look, the reason I’m calling…..

  209. >>>WEATHER ALERT ACTION REPORT

    Place head between knees

    And kiss ass goodbye.

    Honestly, the people who need to be told how to act in this type if weather… Don’t we want them to die?

  210. >>>Better than the hand carved middle finger that i sent to my SS a couple of years ago.

    Hope they washed that before using it

  211. >>>Honestly, the people who need to be told how to act in this type if weather… Don’t we want them to die?

    *whistles innocently*

    Noooo….that would be mean…and cruel..and funny…I MEAN unfair!

  212. Comment by MJ on January 6, 2014 6:12 pm
    Amateur.
    ========
    And proud of it.

  213. >>>A good January song for your next show:

    I’m not quite sure Phat “gets” the station’s format….

  214. >>>Noooo….that would be mean…and cruel..and funny…I MEAN unfair!

    Hell, I’m just applying Darwin’s Theory here.

    ‘Cause as a Conservative, I’m all about the science.

  215. >>>*Goes back to lurking the Blue Day post at the HQ to cheer up*

    Heh.

    “Everybody Hurts” just shuffled up on my iPod.

    *slice

  216. I can’t believe our restaurant was even open today. Or that a few people came in to eat . We finally convinced the owner to close ( he’s in Florida ) because our county was going to stop working the roads at dark. Uhmmmm… Perhaps it would be good if the employees could actually make it home w / o the added risk of death when their car gets stuck.

  217. Wiser,

    I get it, just makes me laugh to send you inappropriate links.

    I will then call and act all indignant that you don’t honor the requests of loyal listeners.

    Will have to make sure to use a name no one on the H2 uses.

    John. I will be John, from Naugatuck.

  218. That doesn’t sound like a 20% attitude.

    10% max.

  219. Cyn? Check your email please?

  220. *Naugatuck! Drinks.

  221. >>>John. I will be John, from Naugatuck

    *drinks

  222. Hotspur, I haven’t seen Gravity yet. I’m afraid I couldn’t check my brain at the door, and I would spend my time picking the movie apart.

    Wiser, was she the same lady who drank the Shebeen beer on the air?

  223. Scott, I only sold $167 all day so 10 or 20 % don’t really make much difference .

  224. Local news station issued a WEATHER ALERT ACTION REPORT last night.

    Whenever more than two drops of moisture fall from the sky here in SoCal, the local news goes on STORMWATCH!!!!!

  225. >>>I will then call and act all indignant that you don’t honor the requests of loyal listeners.

    Oh, I’m begging you, please do.

    I have been losing sleep over this.

    The concept was freaking awesome. Now, as the day where I will be solely responsible for filling 2 hours of air time approaches, I’m getting nervous.

  226. I would love to watch Gravity with Roamie in a theatre.

    “WHAT THE FUCK??!?! THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY THAT PEN WOULD WRITE IN THAT SITUATION!!!!”

  227. Anybody got a good non-ESPN stream for the game?

  228. >>>Wiser, was she the same lady who drank the Shebeen beer on the air?

    No, that was Hill’s mother.

  229. Game?

  230. >>>Anybody got a good non-ESPN stream for the game?

    The Ocho

  231. >>>Anybody got a good non-ESPN stream for the game?

    Or use the one you used for last Monday’s game

  232. >>>That doesn’t sound like a 20% attitude.

    She needs more flair

  233. Roamy, my thought? That conservative women love sex because they love their husbands and it’s the brooding, victim, libs that really hate sex because they are so “liberated” its really just gross skank sex like on Sex and the City.

    Or something like that.

    hahahah

  234. Brad, here. The links before kickoff will require you to download aids.

    A few minutes after the game starts there will be links that do not require you to download aids.

    Do not download aids.

    http://www.feed2all.eu/

  235. I didn’t use it for Monday’s game. I have cable, but my sis doesn’t. And because our cable is through the HOA, I can’t just give her my login info.

  236. What the hell is wrong with skank sex????

  237. Do not download aids.

    There’s no antivirus software out there that will protect you from aids.

  238. >>>>I didn’t use it for Monday’s game. I have cable, but my sis doesn’t. And because our cable is through the HOA, I can’t just give her my login info.

    ummmmmmm…….

  239. >>>There’s no antivirus software out there that will protect you from aids.

    Not even HIantiVirus?

  240. “What the hell is wrong with skank sex????”

    In a marriage, NOTHING.

  241. I would love to watch Gravity with Roamie in a theatre.

    WHAT THE FUCK??!?! THE HATCH DOESN’T OPEN LIKE THAT!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BACKUP SYSTEMS?

  242. I’ve been about 0-10 for my picks lately for pro and college football. I’m going to try and go neutral on the BCS championship game. That should last about 5 minutes.

    GO (muffled sound)!!

  243. WHERE IS THE MUSLIM OUTREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  244. Carin – Yup, a total scam. Unless you’re outside with exposed skin. Then, not so much a scam.

  245. I want to watch Gravity with roamy too. It will be like me watching The Day After Tomorrow. My wife is still pissed that I couldn’t sit through that one.

  246. Roamy would be like black people at a horror movie.

  247. What the hell is wrong with skank sex????
    —————————
    That seems like a trick question.

    I’d love to get married again someday but I’m pretty sure I’ll be resigned to the Ghetto Clooney™ lifestyle.

  248. Auburn, mare? C’mon, you can tell us.

  249. Mare, I agree with you. It’s also the conservative alpha male taking care of his mate instead of Onesie-Man trying to be just as feminine.

  250. >>>I would love to watch Gravity with Roamie in a theatre.

    WTF?!?! THERE’S NO WAY THEY COULD HAVE CONFIGURED THAT HEAT SHIELD WITHOUT A T-374 RATCHETING WRENCH!!

  251. TDAT was hilarious! We MST3K the crap out of that one.

  252. >>>In a marriage, NOTHING.

    *thud

  253. Yeah, who wants to have sex with onesie-man (and I use the term “man” loosely).

  254. Jay, if I say who I want they will absolutely lose. For the team I have to keep the lid on it.

  255. WHERE IS THE MUSLIM OUTREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That would be pretty damn funny if it weren’t true.

  256. “I’d love to get married again someday but I’m pretty sure I’ll be resigned to the Ghetto Clooney™ lifestyle.”

    No, MJ….you’re a good guy, you’re going to find a great lady who wants children and likes sex. Pro tip though: keep the Bert and Ernie porn out of the bedroom.

  257. >>>Roamy would be like black people at a horror movie.

    DON’T PULL THAT PRESSURIZATION ACTUALIZER LEVER, BITCH!!

    OH, SHIT, I TOL’ YOU BITCH! I TOL’ YOU!!!

  258. This is sad news, but I’m a little confused by the second paragraph. Didn’t Ted Williams also fly combat missions in both WWII and Korea?

  259. I think he did, Sean.

  260. “OH, SHIT, I TOL’ YOU BITCH! I TOL’ YOU!!!”

    hahahah….Nailed it!

  261. Yeah, who wants to have sex with onesie-man?
    ————————-
    These guys:

    http://is.gd/cKmWFC

  262. Say Florida St. then, mare. It’s the only chance Auburn has.

    Now that The Chiz is gone, I can root for Auburn.

  263. >>>you’re a good guy, you’re going to find a great lady who wants children and likes sex.

    You definitely want be sure of the “and” there

  264. Timing was kind of bad on that one.

    Sorry, mare. That was sweet and stomped on it with leather gays.

  265. Jay, I don’t want to give too much away but you are a mind reader on the The Chiz deal.

  266. >>>TDAT was hilarious! We MST3K the crap out of that one.

    Are you telling me that there’s not enough water on planet Earth to raise the ocean level to 75 stories in NYC??

  267. Well, no worries, I could have left out that crap about Bert and Ernie.

  268. Interesting, Sean, good memory! Maybe Williams didn’t see combat, but only got called up?

  269. Nah, it was important. In reality, I’m actually pretty normal. Except for all the stuff and the things and the stuff.

  270. Looks like he didn’t actually fly combat missions in WWII…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Williams#World_War_II

  271. ACC or SEC? Hmmmm…SMOD!

  272. BTW, my day sucked, thank you for asking.

    Turns out, XMom lost her wallet. Credit cards, Driver’s License, Dependent ID, and miscellaneous stuff.

    Flaming pain in the butt retracing her steps trying to see if I could find it (I checked all the trash cans). No joy.

    So on to trying to replace all the cards. Credit cards, no biggie. But the ID cards/DL are a flaming pain.

    I’ll end up having to drive her all the way to the nearest military installation to replace the ID. Ugh. Which, we gots to get the DL first, as that was her only picture ID. And it takes up to three months to get pic ID in CA. And I’ve also got to find some proof of her SSN.

    Grrr….

  273. >>>Well, no worries, I could have left out that crap about Bert and Ernie.

    Hey, she either deals with it or she’s outa there.

  274. mare, he left our school in the middle of the night, and didn’t even talk to his players he left behind when he went to Auburn. We got our current coach out of the deal, so it’s kind of a win win, but I don’t think much of Gene’s character.

    Plus he wasn’t that good of a coach. He better thank his lucky stars he had Cam Newton, cuz that’s the only reason he won a national title.

  275. Wow, he didn’t fly combat for 3 years in WW2? I thought it would be Korea he got skipped in.

  276. At Walmart today, in my sleepy little suburb, I saw what appeared to be two junior high (high school at the most) boys holding hands. One was wearing a hipster beanie, both had skinny jeans. I thought they were kind of young to make that kind of “statement” and believe me, they were making a statement.

    It’s a new world.

  277. J’ames, USA Today had SNL hiring their 1st black female headline earlier today. Already changed to just a black female. My money is on shoddy journalism. I didn’t even like TW, but I respected his service.

  278. >>>And it takes up to three months to get pic ID in CA.

    Tell them she’s Mexican.

    She’ll have an ID tomorrow

  279. Tis the season to steal wallets…fa la la la la

  280. BTW, my day sucked, thank you for asking.
    Turns out, XMom lost her wallet. Credit cards, Driver’s License, Dependent ID, and miscellaneous stuff.
    Flaming pain in the butt retracing her steps trying to see if I could find it (I checked all the trash cans). No joy.
    So on to trying to replace all the cards. Credit cards, no biggie. But the ID cards/DL are a flaming pain.
    I’ll end up having to drive her all the way to the nearest military installation to replace the ID. Ugh. Which, we gots to get the DL first, as that was her only picture ID. And it takes up to three months to get pic ID in CA. And I’ve also got to find some proof of her SSN.
    Grrr….
    ————-
    Really?

  281. >>>Already changed to just a black female.

    Amazing how being first always gets in the way of being right.

    Mya Rudolph laughs…

  282. Men: do not use the shelf by the card reader at the grocery stores. Women: keep your purse zipped and by your side. Helped a woman yesterday, her server at Red Robin stole her wallet. Caught on camera after the fact.

  283. Was she shopping for cheese, xbrad? I’d check there. But not by the fancy, stuff. Over the by the shredded crap.

  284. Ellen Cleghorne too.

  285. “Except for all the stuff and the things and the stuff.”

    HA! Me too! My Bert and Ernie deal was supposed to be a joke. DAMN IT.

  286. >>>Over the by the shredded crap.

    Right next to the Non-dairy sour cream.

  287. Shelf by the reader?

  288. I’m pretty sure she just dropped it, and someone picked it up opportunistically.

  289. Elf on a Shelf reader.

  290. Yvonne Hudson even:

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvonne_Hudson

  291. Little shelf where old guys put their wallets while they slide their credit cards.

  292. Roamy, believe me, I don’t pay for that shit.

    American astronauts who need to use a Soyuz shuttle to go to a Chinese space station to get rescued?

    I’m not paying for that.

    But it did convey the silent emptiness of space.

    Only reason to see it.

  293. >>>Little shelf where old guys put their wallets while they slide their credit cards.

    Never heard of it.

    *cough

  294. FFS! Thanks Wiser. I remember Danitra Vance too. Damn, I’m old. (Goes back to Blue Monday thread to cheer up)

  295. >>>But it did convey the silent emptiness of space.

    Wait….

    Wasn’t there a woman in that flick?

    o_O

  296. Not defending SNL, btw.

    I just love when libs prove how stupid and easily manipulated they are.

  297. Is there an age limit on using the shelf?

  298. “Little shelf where old guys put their wallets while they slide their credit cards.”

    We don’t have those here.

  299. Is this dipshit right about anything?

    Wow, I’m having trouble even coming up with anything snarky.

  300. Jimbro, don’t use the shelf!!!! Easy pickings for thieves. By the time AP can review video/digital the thieves are gone.

  301. Ha ha ha. Dave on the podcast bragging to Nick Searcy about still having hair.

  302. Avatar reversion test.

  303. OH NO!! DON’T USE THE SHELF, BITCH!!!

    AAAAW, SHIT!!I I TOL’ YOU, BITCH!! I TOL’ YOU!!!

  304. scott, why not? Does Connecticut h8 old guys?

  305. Oso, do they just walk by and snatch it? Are they the next person in line? How come the cashier or the owner doesn’t see it happen?

  306. >>>Does Connecticut h8 old guys?

    Wouldn’t know….

    *cough

  307. Even in sleepy Bangor I keep my head on a swivel near the register and ATM. People probably think I have worms with the number of times I pat my back pocket for a wallet check in crowds. Fuck ‘em, the pills cleared those little wrigglers right up.

  308. Wallet was found and turned in at the library! Woot!

  309. >>>Wallet was found and turned in at the library! Woot!

    Damn.

    In CA, you could have gotten her a new SSN and signed her up for all sorts of free shit.

    Sorry, dude.

  310. Wallet goes in the front pocket Jimbro.

    It won’t get stolen and your back pain will go away.

  311. I only wear cargo pants anymore. Wallet goes in a front pocket that gets buttoned shut.

  312. Mare, yes. More likely to happen at regular grocery stores than member clubs. Less likely at self-check stations. You would be surprised at how many people drive off with their wallets on top of their cars at the gas station, and women leaving their purses in their carts.

  313. Why do they say “To Honor America” and then have fucking Bleeding Gums Murphy sing the Anthem?

  314. I need to go back to a card carrier that I still have kicking around. That’s easier to put in a front pocket. I went back to a wallet a few years back even though I carry my cash separately.

  315. I have my interview at 1pm tomorrow.

  316. “Wallet was found and turned in at the library! Woot!”

    Oh, man, what a relief. You must be living right xbradtc.

  317. Comment by MJ on January 6, 2014 7:54 pm
    Nah, it was important. In reality, I’m actually pretty normal.
    ==========
    Hahaha, everybody thinks they’re normal.

  318. >>>But it did convey the silent emptiness of space.
    Wait….
    Wasn’t there a woman in that flick?

    BITCH, I SHOULDN’T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU’RE IN A VACUUM!!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUSH YOUR PUNK ASS OUT THE AIRLOCK!!!

  319. Good luck, Leon.

  320. Most chicks in space? Nah, I’ll watch it sometime. But Sandra is a good actress.

  321. Hahaha, everybody thinks they’re normal.

    False.

  322. Thanks, Oso.

  323. Abby here.

  324. I’m normal on my home planet.

  325. So, I H8 the Donks and the Bolts all year and now I’m supposed to root for them? IDFTS. Why would a BAMA fan root for Auburn? Ever? That would be like Yankee fans rooting for the BooSux.

  326. >>>I’m normal on my home planet.

    So why are you here?

  327. Oh crap.

    Wiserdaughter started working PetSmart.

    She now wants to bring home all the cute kittens.

    Not. Happening.

  328. Good luck, Leon.

  329. Leon, kick butt!!

  330. >>>BITCH, I SHOULDN’T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU’RE IN A VACUUM!!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUSH YOUR PUNK ASS OUT THE AIRLOCK!!!

    :)

  331. I made coconut-chocolate-almond fat bombs with my silicone candy mold tonight. Came out pretty tasty, but my wife insists they need some sugar added to them.

  332. Does Petsmart have Wienerdogs? Wienerdogs are the best of both worlds. Cat/dogs

  333. >>>I have my interview at 1pm tomorrow.

    THAT’S RIGHT BITCH!!! YOU TELL THEM!!! YOU GET THAT MUTHAFUCKIN’ JOB!!!

  334. OH NO YOU DIN’T!!!

  335. Thanks, guys. Based on my tea leaves, this is a management-type interviewing me, so it’s going to be more of a “is this a guy I can work with?” discussion rather than a “does this guy know his ass from a hole in the ground?”. The latter comes after this gate is passed.

  336. >>>Does Petsmart have Wienerdogs?

    Luckily, they don’t sell dogs.

    Something to do with hating puppy mills.

    *thumbs up

  337. >>>Based on my tea leaves, this is a management-type interviewing me,

    The Bobs?

  338. hahaha…Wiser is a good black person (female) in a theater.

  339. Good luck, assface.

    Don’t fuck it up.

  340. I H8 puppy mills too. Gingy’s parents were rescued from a mill. Her Dad was determined.

  341. He’s probably going to ask about gravel and snow blowers.

  342. I looked her up in the org chart after I got a full name. Not a consultant, but based on the number of direct reports, it’s unlikely she has time for technical work.

  343. Whatever you do, don’t tell them that you have a horse and shovel snow.

  344. >>>hahaha…Wiser is a good black person (female) in a theater.

    DOOKIE!! YOU SEEIN’ THIS SHIT??

    DOOKIE, WHERE YOU AT????

  345. Dan has resolved to put our Total Wine money in a Hawaii fund. I think I’ll drink all the bourbon.

  346. I considered cramming for it, and may still do a little of that in the morning, but at this point the best I can probably do is maintain frame.

  347. >>>>Not a consultant, but based on the number of direct reports, it’s unlikely she has time for technical work.

    So, what is it that you do… do?

  348. Oh crap.

    Wiserdaughter started working PetSmart.

    She now wants to bring home all the cute kittens.

    Not. Happening.

    What do they do with the ones that don’t sell? At my job all that stuff goes into the compactor.

  349. >>>He’s probably going to ask about gravel and snow blowers.

    he’s fucked

  350. Whatever you do, don’t tell them that you have a horse and shovel snow.

    The only people who think it’s easy to make horses do labor don’t have any.

  351. Do not talk about yourself at all if you can help it.

    Answer all questions with a question.

    Boss Lady: Mr. Caruthers, can you perform the required tasks in such and such computer language?

    Answer: How can you expect me to work for someone who is so hot? Damn boss lady, I’d like to kiss you in the cheese aisle.

  352. >>>At my job all that stuff goes into the compactor.

    Need to find out when they do that……

  353. So, what is it that you do… do?

    Let me sum up: my current program manager’s quote when I said I might be moving on to another contract was a lamentation of “Happy Freakin’ New Year.” I do good work, and I’ll be missed. Doesn’t matter what the work is, I’m an essential asset you don’t have yet.

  354. >>>At my job all that stuff goes into the compactor.

    Told this to wiserdaughter.

    She looked like Car In’s Christmas avatar

  355. Did anybody complain to the theater manager about anybody else talking during a movie today?

  356. >>>Damn boss lady, I’d like to kiss you in the cheese aisle.

    Right next to the yeast

  357. Leon, one of my college roomies has a side business where she forces her horses to pull buggies. She also competes at Fairs with buggy driving. She actually has a surrey with the fringe on top.

  358. Right next to the yeast.
    —————–
    Dammit. How many times do I have to tell you…by the yogurt, but if you get to the butter you’ve gone too far.

  359. >>>I do good work, and I’ll be missed. Doesn’t matter what the work is, I’m an essential

    Ahhhh… Good idea. Go with the bullshit bingo strategy.

  360. Confidence sounds like competence. I actually have the latter, so the trick is conveying the former.

  361. Oso, a couple of years ago, when University of Texas was playing for the National Championship, A&M sold a version of their “Saw Varsity’s Horns Off” T-shirts with 2 band-aids over the horns and the words “For One Day Only” on them.

    After that, it was back to the good old rivalry. :P

  362. “Did anybody complain to the theater manager about anybody else talking during a movie today?”

    Mare hearts Sean.

  363. If you hit the chocolate pudding, you’ve gone too far.

  364. I don’t like to see movies in theaters.

  365. If you hit the chocolate pudding, you’ve gone too far.
    ————————-
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Gross.

  366. Sean hearts Mare right back, even if she drove by his house that one time without saying hello.

  367. Leon, one of my college roomies has a side business where she forces her horses to pull buggies. She also competes at Fairs with buggy driving. She actually has a surrey with the fringe on top.

    I bet she likes horses. That puts her ahead of me as well.

  368. >>>Gross.

    And the yeast joke wasn’t?

    Yeah, yer normal….

  369. *realizes I need to hit “refresh” more often…..*

  370. Tifw, that is why the Aggies are ghey. When in doubt, root for SMOD. I have more respect for my BAMA fan friends watching George Kennedy in the MAG 7 Return movie than I do for RTR peeps saying WDE.

  371. Looks like XMom happened to drop her wallet as she walked outside. Some good citizen dropped it in the book return box. The staff only checks that a couple times a day.

    I went to pick it up. It still had (literally) $20.

    Thank you, unknown decent soul.

  372. Leon, she is a horse freak. She and new hubby employ ex-hubby to care for the horses.

  373. Oso has stroked out.

  374. She and new hubby employ ex-hubby to care for the horses.

    That poor, poor bastard.

  375. Oso, Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth.

    (Yeah, I’m a ‘Bama fan, but Dad *did* graduate from Auburn.

  376. Good news.

    So it wasn’t by the cheese aisle? That makes no sense whatsoever.

  377. My Aunt Sheila went to Auburn. My cousin, Aubrey, goes to Auburn. I’m not going to start rooting for the evil SEC now.

  378. Do I need to spank you, Oso?

  379. So, good opening song for my show next week?

  380. Any Aggies fans out there?

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/the-dar-37.jpg?w=500&h=337

  381. My parents would stay with my friend and her now ex when they went to LV. My brother lived next to a construction guy that called all Messicans “Chico”. He didn’t realize that my friend’s ex was not “Chico” until Tony went to a family birthday party. Yes, ex Bitch SIL was cut out by my college friends by my parents.

  382. So, good opening song for my show next week?
    —————
    YES!

  383. >>>YES!

    Finally. I’ve been stressing about that for weeks.

  384. Oso, you ok? I think you’ve stroked out.

    Do you smell oranges? I saw that in a TV show once.

  385. Confused. Is Wiser Herb Tarlek or Johnny Fever?

  386. So wait a second, wiser is in radio?

    For real? Like, they let him talk and everything?

  387. I’m finishing up Dan’s Bourbon stash. I H8 being told what to do.

  388. >>For real? Like, they let him talk and everything?

    For real. Two hour talk show, every Saturday on a local AM station.

    Starting Jan 18th.

    Link up yonder somewhere.

    I’ve been a producer for the last year, but this season, it’s all mine. Just me. Alone.

    Petrified

  389. >>>Confused. Is Wiser Herb Tarlek or Johnny Fever?

    Both.

    Look, it’s kinda confusing.

    *escorts Oso to the brick wall to clarify the situation….

  390. You’ll do fine. Better than fine. Living the dream!

  391. GBLT rights with Wiser! All Gay, but just for pay!

  392. I think Scottw should be your guest every week to point out scam and scam related activities.

  393. >>> but just for pay!

    Everybody pays.

  394. >>>I’ve been a producer for the last year, but this season, it’s all mine. Just me. Alone.
    Petrified

    I’m totally available for help. Just in case.

  395. >>>I think Scottw should be your guest every week to point out scam and scam related activities.

    HAHAHA!!!!!

    *takes notes

  396. I always feel weird about college posts at the HQ. I had fun. Dropped out. I HAD FUN. (Looks at calendar of 25 years of faithful marital/dating status)

  397. Every once in a while, I’m gonna do two hours on Limerock.

    Just for Roamie

  398. >>>You’ll do fine. Better than fine. Living the dream!

    Definitely in a real-life Pass/Fail situation.

    But at least I got the chance. Couldn’t ask for more than that.

  399. >>>I’m totally available for help. Just in case.

    You got a specialty? Something that could fill a half hour?

    Let’s chat off-line.

    Need all the help I can get

  400. I was thinking of doing a weekly gardening/recipe segment.

  401. Seriously, for all the joking, I know next to nothing about your time slot. What’s the focus?

  402. Wiser, call Andy about getting some guests. He’s got some contacts.

    Or just have Laura on for an hour.

  403. Full circle from the AM comments. Do what you love. Love what you do. (Punches self for being a fucking hippie)

  404. Like, they let him talk and everything?

    Naw, he’s the new host of “This Deaf Life.” It’s on the all sign language station.

  405. Bcoch, its Connecticut. Let your love flow.

  406. >>>What’s the focus?

    I have to do some local stuff, but other than that, it’s whatever I’m interested in.

    So… Politics, economics, movies, lifestyle stuff, computers….

    It’s pretty free-form

  407. O.o

  408. Previous host was all about local real estate and tried to play middle of the road with politics and economic development.

    *yawn

    I can do Econ development, if only to discuss how Dem gov’t is fucking it up.

  409. >>>Wiser, call Andy about getting some guests. He’s got some contacts.

    Already taken care of. Already have one of the Inner Circle committed.

  410. Wiser, I’m always available to talk about gluten

    (ducks and runs)

  411. Unfortunately, lauraw’s Obamajob gets in the way of her being a guest.

  412. I have to do some local stuff, but other than that, it’s whatever I’m interested in.

    So… Politics, economics, movies, lifestyle stuff, computers….

    It’s pretty free-form

    Recipes?

  413. >>>Naw, he’s the new host of “This Deaf Life.

    There’s a non-profit station here in CT call CRIS radio. It’s radio for the blind.

    I applied once. When they told me what the format was, I said “isn’t that also known as ‘television?'”

    Didn’t get the gig.

  414. If I ever get to take my lunch break when I wanted to, I might be able to call in to the show and do a short gardening tip.

    “Camellias should be pruned right after they bloom in late Winter. Make sure to cut back to an outward-facing bud, and don’t forget to send 20% of the trimmings to Governor Malloy.”

  415. >>>Wiser, I’m always available to talk about gluten

    *takes note

    *on post-it note

    *sticks post-it note to AARP envelope

    Thanks, TiF. I’ll keep that in mind.

  416. Surely Andy and Dave could convince Nick Searcy to call in!

    And you’re bound to have some interesting characters there in your town. Check, have phat come on and tell some sto…..

    Never mind – don’t want to get you kicked off the air your first week at bat.

  417. >>>Surely Andy and Dave could convince Nick Searcy to call in!

    But of course!!!

  418. Alarm just went off. I have to pretend I did stuff while Dan was at work.

  419. Stupid auto-correct….

  420. Wiser, Oso wants an Animosity Int’l. “Embrace the H8!” T-shirt in UN blue. I want to buy her an “Embrace the H8, punch a Hippie in the face!” T-shirt in a nice tie-dye.

  421. I’m considering a move to CT to be closer to someone that can provide me with free stitches.

    And to be on Wiser’s radio show. I’d like to read from my cheese journal. That would be riveting.

  422. Alarm just went off. I have to pretend I did stuff while Dan was at work.
    ——————-
    That’s so funny, but so clever. Stealing that for the future.

  423. Every once in a while, I’m gonna do two hours on Limerock.

    I would honestly rather hear about your cover theory. Or gluten.

  424. Oh, and I’m still up for an AI ad if it’s Kosher.

  425. >>>call in to the show and do a short gardening tip.

    Oh.

    You’re still awake?

    Gee, that sounds …. awesome.

    Let’s….. let’s talk.

  426. >>>Wiser, Oso wants an Animosity Int’l. “Embrace the H8!” T-shirt in UN blue. I want to buy her an “Embrace the H8, punch a Hippie in the face!” T-shirt in a nice tie-dye.

    Guess I need to get to designing then, huh?

  427. >>>Oh, and I’m still up for an AI ad if it’s Kosher.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Let me get settled in. It will have to be carefully worded.

  428. >>>I’d like to read from my cheese journal.

    Venezuelan beaver cheese, perhaps?

  429. Have I told you lately, that I love you?

  430. We have some friends whose son was born blind. HE would have laughed at that, Wiser – and probably would have hired you, as well.

  431. >>>I would honestly rather hear about your cover theory. Or gluten.

    What if I went to Limerock and raced my car at 170mph live on the air?

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

    And now a word from Ann’s Deli……

  432. Test.

  433. Y’see? Somebody DOES want to hear about gluten!

  434. Yeah, bitch.

  435. >>>Have I told you lately, that I love you?

    <_<

    >_>

    <_<

    (psst.. who is crazybear talking to?)

  436. MIL was 5’7. FIL was 5’8. I realized last week that I am taller than both. I’m a little over 5’3.

  437. I say at the next CT meat-up we hold the Saturday session at Wiser’s radio station and talk about Naugatucks

  438. I think we all understood the earworm.

  439. >>>>talk about Naugatucks

    Excuse me.

    “Naugatuckians”

    I asked.

  440. I think Oso done went Loco…

  441. >>>I say at the next CT meat-up we hold the Saturday session at Wiser’s radio station

    If I could trust you idiots to not swear, I bet I could make that happen.

  442. I thought they were naugahyde’s cheaper cousins

  443. I’m so sad that my ad didn’t pass the radio smell test.

  444. >>>I’m so sad that my ad didn’t pass the radio smell test.

    Little harsh.

    Gimme time.

  445. I’m still working on a NE vacay. Yanks at BooSux. During Autumn.

  446. All right, I’ll try to think of a milder way to express the sentiment.

  447. BTW everytime I drink bourbon that is 15.99 in our Hawaii fund.

  448. I managed to call in for 15 seconds without saying “fuck” or “shit.”

    //awards self gold star

  449. What if I went to Limerock and raced my car at 170mph live on the air?

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

    And now a word from Ann’s Deli……

    But didn’t you get rid of the Olds?

    I actually did some research on the aerospace industry in CT. Most of it is in the Hartford and Groton areas, but Lockheed does have a branch in Southbury.

  450. Dan: Empty the dishwasher. Me: Whatev. Dan: You had ONE JOB. (True story. Club closes in one hr. I still have time)

  451. Ooops. He may be home early. Wish me luck.

  452. >>>I managed to call in for 15 seconds without saying “fuck” or “shit.”

    Or calling me stupid.

    *remembers promise to myself re: Dave

  453. >>>Lockheed does have a branch in Southbury.

    Don’t tease me….

  454. Wiser if you need us….(Channels Labyrinth)

  455. >>>But didn’t you get rid of the Olds?

    I said 170mph, not 17.

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!”

    http://tinyurl.com/lmx7gg2

  456. Cyn? Check your email please?

    No!

  457. Hey, I said “you’re the dumbest person ever”. I didn’t say stupidest.

    And I did not say fuck.

  458. >>>Wiser if you need us….(Channels Labyrinth)

    Hehehehe

    Thanks, Hoggle

  459. Aaarrgh the officials are killing me. No-call pass interference on FSU, ticky tack holding on Auburn to bring back a first down. FSU gets the ball, then a blatant holding no-call on FSU. Hate ‘em.

  460. >>>Hey, I said “you’re the dumbest person ever”. I didn’t say stupidest.

    I cannot wait to hang up on you….

    Lucky me. I have my very own wack-pack and I’ve not even done my first show yet.

  461. //awards self gold star

    Do we have to call you Gen. b-rad now?

  462. HI CYNABUNS!!!

    Been missing you, babe.

  463. Hiya Radiobuns!! You been scarce ’round these parts. Hugs!

  464. And I did not say fuck yet.

    Fixtd for fun.

  465. I keep refreshing this graphic and thinking;

    http://www.weather.com/maps/maptype/currentweatherusnational/uscurrenttemperatures_large.html

    Damn! I’m glad I don’t live there, or there, or there…

  466. Oh FUCK. I thought I had time.

  467. Army General Officer insignia has *silver* stars, Sean. I would have thought the AP style guide had something on that.

  468. >>>Hiya Radiobuns!! You been scarce ’round these parts. Hugs!

    S’been tough finding more than a few minutes to hang out lately.

  469. I thought I had time.

    You know what you’re going to have to do to get out of the doghouse now, right?

  470. You naughty, Cyn!

  471. I am aware of that. I am also aware of the fact that retired NCOs don’t usually get to award themselves Flag Officer ranks.

  472. *grasps pearls to chest*

    Why, Jay, I have no earthly notion of what you are talking about!

  473. **point of order**

    I’m a *former* NCO, not retired.

  474. i am so screwed. We aren’t even in OMG Polar zone. Skank college gifts FTW.

  475. I was talking about her getting booted out of the bed and sleeping on the couch so the doggehs would have more room in the bed with Dan.

    What did you think I meant?

  476. Handjob?

  477. Pfffffft. Married women don’t have to do that stuff anymore.

  478. I only had one job…Stupid Sam’s Club.

  479. You should make a phone call so they book him to work an all nighter.

  480. In my college days, BJs were about getting rid of guys. In my married days, same thing: but guy. One guy. 25 years of getting one guy to leave me alone.

  481. Too late. FAAACK.

  482. Um, if you do them right, it’s not about getting rid of guys. Just sayin’.

  483. You naughty, Cyn!

    /Jay

  484. In the 70s and 80s BJs were a way to let guys know you weren’t going to PIV with them.

  485. I my college years, girls just used mace.

  486. Wiser,

    Check out Xbrad’s place for a couple of stories I posted.

    Got lots of C-5 and airline flying stories that we haven’t even touched on yet. Plus, my background was foreign affairs, AF Intel work and Russian language.

    I leave for Houston Wednesday for 737 school. We can set up a time later this week to ‘pre-talk’ if you want. I don’t cuss unless I’ve been drinking.

    One of your commercial breaks may send me into a coma.

    Again.

    *Naugatuck

  487. Oops, didn’t realized this had morphed into a smart BJ blog.

    I, for one, support the changes.

  488. Phat, you’re two weeks behind on submissions of stories, BTW. You’re never gonna earn your coffee cup that way.

  489. *drinks

  490. I always feel bad when this blog goes puritanical. I was a slut in college. I had fun. College drop out. Dan is glad he didn’t know me when.

  491. Hmm, a couple of no-calls, and a cheap call, and the football game changes completely. Still interesting, though.

  492. Xbrad, got a Yeltsin one I am working on.

    Trying to get reintegrated into the airline is taking more time than I thought.

    Trust me, the Yeltsin story is a classic. It’s also word for word of a report I wrote to the CIA back when it happened. Since he’s long dead I think I’m good, but I need to talk to a guy first.

  493. Hmm, a couple of no-calls, and a cheap call, and the football game changes completely.

    It’s like wrestling anymore. Aaaaallllll choreographed. Outcome predetermined. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, man.

  494. I don’t think they really decide the outcome, but they do even it up.

  495. The funny thing about that story is that I never got talked to about it.

    Filed the report…nothing. I didn’t care one way or another, but some of the career intel guys I worked with were horrified. Getting their reports ‘upchanneled’ was how they made their bonuses.

    The various intel agencies were so ‘stovepiped’ back in the ’90’s that it would pave the way for the NSA to take over.

  496. I married Mr One and Done. Leave it to the collective imagination. He doesn’t cheat.

  497. I’m not teasing, though I do more business with the UTC guys in Windsor Locks. I figure that’s out of your listening area.

  498. I don’t think they really decide the outcome, but they do even it up.

    Bless your heart.

  499. I should be able to write both Yeltsin stories on my flight down to IAH on wed.

    Merging graphics may be a challenge because the only computer I’m taking is the new Kindle HDX. I’ll make it work.

  500. Roamie,

    Windsor Locks has some of the best and enthusiastic native folk dancing I’ve ever seen.

  501. Heh. Check out the editor’s note.

    http://news.yahoo.com/national-review-marijuana-161920924.html

  502. If you really wanna impress me, Phat, post it from the FMC.

  503. Phat, I’ve never been there but would like to go. Been to Groton and Mystic, need to go back since those photos were lost.

    ICYMI, you can look up phatspawn’s scores on act.org

  504. RL friend just asked me about SMOD.

  505. A lot of UTC folks worked on the Grumman A-6 program (under older various corporate names) and were good friends of the family.

  506. I’ve been cruising along in RL. Dan’s Dr called today. More tests in RL. His genetics suck.

  507. You have got to be shitting me.

  508. I thought Auburn had this one. Thirteen seconds left to pull off another crazy stunt?

  509. Gingy is all SEC all the time.

  510. They should have had it wrapped up in the third quarter. FSU starts the half with a 3 and out, Auburn is driving down the field, Boom oficials kill the drive. Huge turning point in the game. Hate the officials. Not an Auburn fan, just rooting for the under-dog.

  511. Xbrad,

    Deadheading on a United Express RJ on Wed.

  512. Please excuse my spelling errors, WorpDress keeps doing this charming thing where I can only see half (vertically) of one line of text. I can’t really read the comment until after it has been posted.

  513. I know a lot of folks hate RJs, but frankly, I like the 145s. If you’re on the port side, you don’t have to worry about sitting next to fat people. And I’m jim dandy fine with gate checking my carry on.

  514. Dayum, that was a game.

  515. Depends on segment length.

    STL-IAH is testing my limits.

    What troubles me is that a lot of these ‘express’ carriers have some shaky pilot standards.

    There are two companies that I refuse to fly on unless I am in the cockpit jumpseat. That’s how little I trust them.

  516. FB update. Dan has to go in for an extra check up. Hoping it isn’t cancer. His DNA sucks. His DNA makes my DNA look pristine. Good thoughts. Yadda yadda. Minor freak out.

  517. Off to bed, goodnight peeps!

  518. I still don’t know why I have to translate the Bee Guy for Dan. I’m not MEXICAN!!!

  519. Phat, I’ve never flown a plane and I *know* in my bones I can do a better job. Relax. The odds are on your side.

    Until they aren’t.

  520. I’m not really freaking freaking. Even number year. My life only sucks in the off number years.

  521. Oso,

    Freaking out does zero good.

    Prayer is better if you’re that kind of person.

    I am and will be praying for you and Dan tonight.

    I remember when I was diagnosed with my Bone Marrow Disease. Prayer doesn’t help it go away. It is and will always be there until they find a cure. The prayers are to give me and my family the strength to handle the situation.

  522. I’m chill. Truly. Thanks. My cousin just announced she would be limiting herself to morning news. Nicole Brady. Baby news. Dan has always been my rock. OK a little freaking.

  523. Dan got the text several hours ago but only told me now. WTF?

  524. Good night Oso,

    Looking forward to the next ABQ layover so I can take you and Dan out to dinner.

    Actually, once I get back to ‘flying the line’ I’ll make it a deal: all hostages eat/drink free on my layovers for the first year.

    That may cost me a bit of cash in PHX , see > Cyn.

    I promise to publicize my schedule so we can make advance plans.

    Should be a lot of fun. First up:

    VMax and Sohos in Houston. I’m there for 33 days starting on 9 jan.

    Dinner and drinks on me, lets have some fun.

  525. Lemme know when you’re gonna be in SoCal, phat.

  526. Love to meet you for dinner. And drinks. Cervantes!

  527. Oso,

    It’s a guy thing.

    He told you the same day!

    I waited 2 days to tell mrs. phat about the bone marrow thing.

  528. Sean, you will be the cheapest date on this site, guaranteed!

  529. Hahaha still freaking. Can’t wait to meat up.

  530. Sean,

    NTTATWWT and I will obviously support you in your sobriety.

    Because of my job I will also have to be sober for much of these proposed meetings.

    Just the way it is.

  531. G’night all. Dan is being extra loving. I wish he wouldn’t. Freaks me out. Hope to know soon so all is well.

  532. G’night, oso.

    I’ll order lobster if it’ll make you feel better, phat.

  533. Keeping you and Dan in our thoughts and prayers, Oso. If you need anything, let me know. (((hugs)))

    Phat, Mr. TiFW and I don’t drink, either. ;-) When you’re in the DFW area, let us know – you can not take Mare out to eat while you’re here.

  534. Lobster!
    I prefer Crab, but will accept lobster.

    Did I tell you of the time I found a ghost trap with 6 stone crabs in it?
    5 were alive and had claws the size of a child’s hand.

    I ate good that night.

    For reference stone crab claws the size of your thumb are $20 a #.
    2# claws are unheard of. I had 10.

    Heh
    Ghost traps rock!

  535. G’night oso – sending good thoughts.

    Sean, I’ll order extra expensive drinks too. That, with your lobster — Phat won’t get away with it!

  536. Vman!!!! *hugs

    Ghost trap = abandoned? unmarked? *hugs again

  537. Hi Lips!
    I understand u are moving again. Is everything well? I am glad to hear you are going back to where you belong. Or love. I might be off a little.

  538. Yes Lips
    Ghost trap is a trap that the marker buoys have been cut off or misplaced by whatever reason. Usually because of a prop strike, but sometimes deliberately. I just chanced upon it .but it was gooder than good.

    2# stone crab claws are something you never see.
    Ever.
    Unless u catch one or 5. Well 5=10 so there is that goin for u.

  539. Lippy, can you name the town you’d like to be in?

  540. Wow I love them hugs. They are right up there with Romy’s

  541. Mr. L. left in September, completely shocking and upsetting me. I’m over the worst now, I think.

    So, it gives me the opportunity to move about 35 miles up the coast to where I lived since college. Yes, I still love it there, it’s still great.

    Things will work out.

  542. Sure, it’s in the South Bay area near L.A. -Manhattan, Redondo and Hermosa Beach area. Not sure where I’ll end up.

  543. So, a 30-40 minute drive away.

    Are you up for a mini-meet? I’m heading to Irvine next week.

  544. Sure thing. I haven’t moved yet, or even found a place.

  545. My condolences Lips.
    How you doin’

    Sorry that was in bad taste.
    I truly wish you well in your college town. Really

  546. Hi, Lipstick. I haven’t chimed in on your situation, but I did want to let you know I hope things work out for the best in your new reality. Persevere.

  547. You can trust Xbad to be a gentleman. Really, it is all show.

  548. haha, Vman, that was funny – no offense taken. And this is the town I moved to after college. College was in freezing PA, brrr.

    Thank you, Clint. This must all be part of a plan.

  549. New plan. New chances, Lipstick. You’ll do just fine. I’m betting on that.

  550. Thank you.

  551. Lips,
    If you ever make it to (Que ZZ Top) Heaven Hell or Houston I will treat you to the best dinner you have ever had. Houston is a food town and I am learning rapidly all the best places. In Houston. Not heaven or hell.

  552. Orange County is a very foody town. I’ll treat you to dinner at McD’s.

  553. X is a gentleman, but a very cheap one. I mean what is the most expensive thing on McD’s menu?

    I took red to pier 22 a Japanese fusion Florida Seafood house. My minimum was over $150 for dinner and drinks

    X’s limit is $20 or less come on what is a Mc Rib?

  554. Lippy seems kinda high maintenance to me.Better to start her out with low expectations.

  555. Now I’m all nervous that I won’t know how to behave in such a fancy place.

  556. Are McRibs good? I’m about to find out.

  557. Are you talking about Mc D’s Lips? X rocks. Really.

  558. Heh
    X she is all yours. Good day sir. yes sir.

  559. Yep, McD’s. It intimidates me ;)

    Well, bedtime. Goodnight – glad we got to chat, Vman.

  560. Good morning.

  561. Good morning, mystery MJ.

  562. I’m off a little early. Looks like a rerun of monthly invoices! Woo hoo!

  563. I can’t seem to get my avatar to work. Oh well.

  564. it is coldmageddon!
    Apparently they got it right it is 26 this morning, Yesterday was 27.

    Polar Vortex!!!!

  565. Ah, that’s better.

  566. L to R: Pups, MJ, Cyn

    GO!

  567. HA! Last one.

  568. Why are you changing to a B-itch, MJ?

  569. Good morning all!

    Am I the only one to find Pupster’s “Wake up! I need to go out now!” gif disturbingly amusing?

  570. No.

  571. Nope

  572. I have come to the right place.

  573. Poat of Newness for your defiling is available on Aisle 2.

  574. Zekexas
    Houston is my family home
    I hit the coonass joints for crawfish étouffée


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