October 13, 2013
Categories: As Little as Possible, cat blogging, FUCK SALT!!!, new post, stupid fucking hippies, You're a TOTAL douche . . Author: Cyn
That last animal is so cute I want to pet it.
This would be a lot cuter if I wasn’t hung over.
How is everyone else doing this morning?
I just heard on the news recently that Sprite was best for a hangover.
News Youse Can Use:
Green Bay at Baltimore 1:00 pm FOX
Philadelphia at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm FOX
Pittsburgh at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS
Carolina at Minnesota 1:00 pm FOX
Oakland at Kansas City 1:00 pm CBS
St. Louis at Houston 1:00 pm FOX
Cincinnati at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS
Detroit at Cleveland 1:00 pm FOX
Tennessee at Seattle 4:05 pm CBS
Jacksonville at Denver 4:05 pm CBS
New Orleans at New England 4:25 pm FOX
Arizona at San Francisco 4:25 pm FOX
Washington at Dallas 8:30 pm NBC
I’d try it, but that would require me to get dressed and walk the 1/2 mile to the store. Not happening this morning.
Surprisingly not very hungover.
//demands refund of trip
What a grand time! Met TiFW, Phat and XBrad for the first time, and met some good ole friends again.
If you want a good time, you need just three things: Phat, XBrad and booze.
TiFW’s husband, Paul, is a fun guy to talk to. He gots some good stories.
Shot up two motherfookin paper targets and showed them who is the boss. I wonder what is the pay and benefits for assassins. If they throw in dental, I am in.
I read all of Tushar’s comments in an Apu accent now.
Ray Lewis pretty much ruins pre-game for me.
XBrad, Wiser has been doing that for years, or so he says.
I am at Love Field airport. 11.00 am flight delayed to 11.30. Texas doesn’t want to let go of me.
GSD is too cute!!!!
You should just stay, Tushar; we’ll all end up there eventually when the country burns down.
So sorry I couldn’t make the meat-up – HUGSSSS!
Hey, guess what?
I get to watch the Browns AND the Bengals today!
I’m reviewing the pics I took. I’ve got like… one pic of each attendee, and 80 pics of Cathy’s dog Rosie.
I just want to apologize to everyone for what I may have done/said last night.
Also, to the person who snuck into my room and put sweaters on my teeth: you’re on my list. Tushar the Indian Assassin is on the job.
No deer were puked upon last night, Phat. You’re a GO at this station.
Xbrad, that’s a relief. My head does still hurt and I am back in bed.
Tushar, if you hear a screeching noise in the back of the plane . . . relax, it’s just the monkey.
Hi, people traveling while hungover. New material up at Hate House blog, sure to brighten your day. Night. Whatever.
Where is Hate House blog?
Yep, I think I was about there.
Maybe 7-8 Indians?
I think I’m still about 2 Indians right now.
Lemme see if I can figger out your e-mail, beasesessessn. I have a group e-mail from last year that Cyn sent. I have to send you an invite from “JTK” as it’s a private blog.
If you were on the Hostage Love Swarm Activation email, can you gimme a hint on your address? I’m hesitant to just ask you to post it here.
oh fuck me
Heh, you can’t help but read Tushar’s poats in Apu’s voice. It’s impossible once you’ve met him.
Question is, did he get any Jager?
After being around military members my whole life, I am indeed sad I missed the meeting of the military minds (xbrad and phat). That would have been a hoot!
Ugh. My stomach decided not to play nice after I at part of a fried egg sandwich and drank a glass of Gatorade.
phat’s “Puking on a Deer” story is one that had me spewing Coke out of my nose.
So was Dave’s “Wet Spot” (h/t Tushar) story.
I’ve got like… one pic of each attendee, and 80 pics of Cathy’s dog Rosie.
Well, she IS quite photogenic…..
You guys quit teasing us!
My stomach decided not to play nice after I at part of a fried egg sandwich and drank a glass of Gatorade.
I missed Tushar’s wet spot comment, but I can confirm Phat is an epic story teller, and his haunches are quite firm.
The good news is I feel ten times better now. Even managed to eat the rest of the sammich and hold down some fluids.
Keeping “on topic”:
One of the best/funniest photo ops yesterday was when Michael pointed the temperature gun at Tushar – the red dot in “just the right place” on his forehead was TOO perfect.
Alas, the red color of the laser does not transfer to photography – it “turns” white. Hopefully one of the fellas who got that shot haz photoshop skills – it was hilarious.
Re: Sunday Football
“Naming a team the “Redskins” is “offensive to Native Americans”, but naming a military operation “Geronimo“, where an elite team of soldiers go to a foreign land and assassinate a human being while the president of the United States watches and applauds, well, that’s not offensive at all to Native Americans.”
Look, a little groping by the pool was one thing, but there’s not enough beer in both tubs for that, Dave.
OK cool kids, y’all be good. I have to drive out to my little brother’s house in Rockwall for my nephews 2 yr b-day.
Disregard everything Dave says while I’m gone. Nothing got gay (NTTATWRT).
We were… LIKE VIKINGS!
It was great to meet you finally xb, and also very awesome to not meet you too mare.
*drives by my olds high school football stadium, feels a pain in my left knee*
After you told the story of pissing for two straight minutes on a car from a balcony, only to find a necking couple emerge from it, I said, “so they both got the wet spot”
That is the one TiFW was referring to.
and you too phatmo, plus also nice to see TiFw and the mr again, and the scary brown guy.
AH. I was drunk, but I remember that now
I missed Tushar’s wet spot comment
At the end of your story about “things done over the balcony”, Tushar said, “So what you’re saying is that both of them found the wet spot.”
Your story was funny enough to have us in stitches; Tushar’s comment – delivered in perfect deadpan – made us laugh so hard that our stomachs hurt.
Some liberal douchebag actually did complain about how we used the codename “Geronimo”. He also claimed that it was offensive how we have an “Apache” helicopter.
TiFW and Paul both have good storytelling skills. Sad I didn’t get to see them again.
I don’t think the Apache tribe had any difficulty with the name, did they? Probably just some random person getting “offended”.
**All** Army helicopters are named after various Indian tribes. Such as the Iroquois, Kiowa, Chinook, Blackhawk, and Lakota. In fact, from 1947 to present, the only exception I can recall is the Cobra.
Yup, and he thought it was somehow offensive that we thought so highly of our foes that we named weapon systems after them.
In case anyone cares or has reason to know, dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse was good, but I could have done better for the money.
Good day, meat sweaters.
Also, Mare, I’ll be recording this week’s meals at my blog for your entertainment. I’m halfway through my weekly carb refeed right now.
Nothing got gay
Hey, you were the only one who had stories about adventures in gay bars, dude.
(As I recall, one of them included you getting nekkid…..)
**All** Army helicopters are named after various Indian tribes.
Heh, I got a chuckle out of thinking where the “Huey” tribe is from, but the actual name is Iroquois. It would probably be located around Disney’s Magic Kingdom.
Hey, getting hit on in a gay bar is a form of flattery.
So I’m told.
I don’t know why we thought so highly of Cobra. Dudes couldn’t shoot straight.
So all the guys Phat hit on in Key West should be flattered?
Hey, Mare, what range were you shooting at a few months back?
You have to feed your carbs?
Quail Creek. There is a standard range, police range and always hot /rapid fire range.
Cool. Would have loved a rapid fire range. I really, really suck at slow fire.
Heh. Can anybody spot what’s wrong with this picture?
Re-feed. I have to feed them again, duh.
dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse was good, but I could have done better for the money.
I never understood the reverent appeal of Ruth’s Chris. Tiny menu, over priced drinks and steaks.
On a scale of of the top ten meals I’ve ever had it doesn’t make the top 25.
Outback does steaks better than the Ruth’s Chris here, though I prefer the teppanyaki steak house.
But Sean Hannity loves Ruth’s Chris!
I’d love them, too, if they paid me to like them.
I will admit, I finally used Rush’s promo code and got Lifelock. There’s been just enough shit with the gov’t and loose files with people’s information that I thought it was time. First thing was being unsubscribed from pre-approved credit card lists – damn, should have done this a long time ago.
Ruth’s Chris pales in comparison to Gaucho. Heck, I’d rather just eat off of the dinner-time salad bar.
I just tore the crap out of my hands chopping down pond weeds. I know you’re all very interested.
The burning times are close at hand.
Monuments are very important! That’s why govt employs Rangers to protect them – and why monuments are closed when Rangers are furloughed.
Remember, he’s a Republican.
David Frum is a Republican like I’m an anarchist.
“Ruth’s Chris pales in comparison to Gaucho. Heck, I’d rather just eat off of the dinner-time salad bar.”
I’ve been to all the monuments in DC and except for those that require entrance inside a building, I’ve never seen a ranger/park police and I’ve been several times.
Frum can kiss my ass and F off. In any order.
Same here, Mare. More of an effort to block us (see Mt. Rushmore, Smokey Mountains) than to let them be. It’s not like the rangers on duty stopped the crazy woman with the green paint.
“It’s not like the rangers on duty stopped the crazy woman with the green paint.”
THANK YOU! I’ve been thinking the same thing. It’s the government vs the people.
Trying to take the emotion and overreaction out of it, but really, this is crazy.
Anyone have links to pics from the truckers protest and/or the Million Vets March?
There’s nothing about either one in the MSM – not that I’d expect there to be.
I’m almost certain it’s deliberate. He’s trying to trigger violence.
he thinks violent opposition will help him in 2014
>> On a scale of of the top ten meals I’ve ever had it doesn’t make the top 25.
60 percent of the time, it works every time.
Like someone said in the comments at Ace’s place, it’s not about winning vs. losing, right vs. left, us vs. them, etc.
It’s about right and wrong.
It’s a sad thing when law-abiding citizens have to “break the law” because “the law” is wrong.
Teresa, try http://weaselzippers.us/ or twitter.
LOVE this pic of the veteran “redistributing” a Barrycade:
Trying to watch the Broncos/Jags game, but Shannon Sharpe is doing color and is unintelligible. Get some some speech therapy or something. Jeez…………
Shannon Sharpe needs to get his tongue “clipped” – the phrase “tongue-tied” also refers to a medical condition (which a couple of my friends’ kids had; simple fix…..)
Oh hey…just saw my first Healthcare.gov commercial. Looks great. I guess its all working now.
Someone make sure Dave sees this.
Naw, those kids were white……
Oh hey…just saw my first Healthcare.gov commercial.
Yeah – like Obamacare is gonna pay for anyone’s knee replacement. That kid’s gonna be told to take the red pill…..
Free health care!!!! I’m voting for Obama! Imagine being just like England!!
*graphic image at link*
From American Digest. The date is 2009. Read this about the douche that now runs the Park Service.
The date on the article.
Don’t miss the part about guns and climate change. Douche indeed.
Never done a frenulectomy. How hard could it be?
3. Ice cream when you get home
Preaching to their choir Mare.
I read a NYT link offa Drudge today and read some of the comments. Those folks are Obama’s true believers for sure.
(It was MoDo…didn’t read the column that closely and skipped to the comments. It was all: Bush…Cheney…Rumsfeld…These people are fucking delusional).
So, I’m in the kind of strange position of sorta rooting for the Patriots today. A guy that I sponsor knows their Center and is at the game today.
Pretty nifty http://i.imgur.com/i2OViEn.png
As long as they win by 2 or less.
Rioting in Moscow after migrant kills Russian.
Man, if people rioted around here every time a “migrant” killed someone, it would be like…I dunno, something where there are really quite frequent riots.
Hmmm…. “Caucasus”, “Chechens”, “migrants”, “riots” – what are journalists (deliberately) missing here? It’s like there’s a great big elephant in the room, and nobody wants to see it…..
Aren’t these the same folks those Boston Marathon bombers identified with?
After seeing a couple of the videos posted to FB, I’m surprised we didn’t get one in DC.
It’s okay to root for the Pats today Sean. Your secret is safe with me.
One of the senior x-ray techs is taking his son to his first game today so I’m hoping for a win. For the children.
When you have low expectations for season as a whole it’s a lot easier watching when they lose.
You know a riot is just what the MFM is hoping will happen (not to mention Obama and his ilk).
They just keep waiting for someone on our side to snap so that they can demonize us.
Meanwhile, they blatantly ignore every bad act committed by the anarchist freaks whose virtues Nancy Pelosi was extolling with platitudes of “God bless them” as they took dumps on police cars and pelted downtown Oakland with rocks through windows.
The people marching on DC this weekend aren’t the type to riot. EBT customers, on the other hand…
(Yes, I denounce myself.)
. . . it would be like…I dunno, something where there are really quite frequent riots.
Pats drive, kick a field goal and win by 2.
Gawd, I hope you’re right…
If you root against New Orleans you’re straight up racistz.
Wow. They catch like Obama.
Head for the exits fans.
Plenty of time.
FOR GOD’S SAKE THERE WAS A HURRICANE
The hurricane was right.
Field goal range!
See, ye of little faith.
HO LEE FUK !!!!
Tom Brady doesn’t care about black people.
I’m now back to giving a shit about how the season goes.
Half the fans missed it.
You weirdos are still around, huh? Sweet. Anything truly fucking retarded happen this weekend?
Btw, holy shit. I remember now why I hate Orlando.
Stick around long enough, b-cock, and you’ll realize that it’s more remarkable when nothing truly fucking retarded happens over the course of a weekend.
Oh I’m sure I’ll be around Sean. Just curious if I missed any major events out in the real world. Was blessedly unplugged since friday afternoon.
It’s all fixed. The NFL wants NE to win.
The could have won. They took chances to cover the spread.
The mafia wanted them to cover.
Oh shit, my mistake. I missed some NO points.
Just curious if I missed any major events out in the real world.
Reporters are off on the weekend, so nobody is allowed to make news on the weekend. ESPECIALLY on a 3-day weekend.
A bunch of people moved a bunch of barrycades from around public monuments to in front of the White House, but you’d never know it to look at the headlines.
Oh, that is beautiful.
I thought NO was up by 1. I must have missed a NO field goal.
>> Someone make sure Dave sees this.
Roger that. Honor Blackman. Whoa nelly!
Speaking of wanting a New England team to win, sports broadcasters are talking about the Beard Sox. Seriously, what is it about the sports media and that fucking team?
Time for the Palefaces to play the Injuns……
I been waitin’ all day for Sunday Night.
Not really. It’s just that my carpet shampooer has now crapped out so I guess I’m done with cleaning carpets.
(not a euphemism, dammit)
That a euphemism Cyn?
She seems nice.
So Carrie Underwood is damn fine, but that intro sucks.
Does your clean carpet now match the drapes?
Faith was better.
I was never one for matching, Xbrad.
I stayed up till 0130 last night catching up on Walking Dead comics #100 to 115. I’m wiped out now so I won’t be watching the Beard Sox tonight.
I think you’re right Chief. There were at least 2, maybe 3, calls that went NE’s way where I could imagine NO fans screaming at their TV’s.
I may be missing some insider crap, but what’s with the beards and baseball that you guys keep referencing?
Hockey tradition has spilled over into baseball. Guys grow beards during postseason.
You back home safe and sound, XBrad? Nice to finally meet you this weekend!
Red Sox grew beards this year and the sports media is harping it big time.
The Red Sox have all decided they want to look like Andrew Sullivan, Cyn.
Last night they hit like Andrew, too.
Negatron, TiFW. I’ve spent the day enjoying peace and quiet here in DFW. I fly home at the crack o’dawn tomorrow.
Seriously, being around that many people for that long is a challenge for me, so a day of solitude is nice.
The whole Fear the Beard thing just needs to stop.
You found a hooker named Solitude?
How bout them Cowboys?!?!?
*readies himself for the hate*
For $20, she said I could call her anything I want.
*grows playoff beard
So you’re starting now for next season’s playoffs, jimbro?
You might just make it.
Ted Williams must be rolling around in his grave freezer.
If we’re bringing back baseball looks from the 70′s, why not this?
He’s probably watching the football game.
I didn’t specify what sport.
Lingerie Football League if you care to know. Those bishes cray cray.
How was that not an error? I’ll bloke the ball with my hand…durr
Let the ass beating commence!
If Obama had a son, he’d change his name.
If Obama had a son, it prob wouldn’t be his.
If Obama had a son, Magic Johnson’s son would say “Damn, you’re ghey”
I have to get up very early. I hate getting up early. What’s the point of not being in the Army if I have to get up early?
How creepy are the Toyota “Coach T” commercials?
Bob Costas pontificating ======> “mute” button.
Lotta sad Massholes all of a sudden.
Dangit, they just broke up the No-No.
And the shutout.
Crap! I H8 the BooSux. And their fans. My cousin and her hubby ship Fenway Franks and their ghey Fenway buns to NM and host baseball parties.
Wow, RG3 gets the Brady rules, it’s a penalty to touch him.
Hmmm…I have RL Raider friends that texted, posted, called, last year when they swept the Chiefs. This year…crickets. RL BooSux fans have been talking smack for days…a few bleats, a few bets…now…FB and text silence. Eerie.
Anita got a call from the folks that live below our rental. They told her; “It’s time to pick fruit. Come, and bring your truck”…
She went over there and said; “I walked into Eden.”
They moved onto this property several years ago and started planting fruit trees and roses.
Anita came home with, probably, 100 pounds of fruit.
Two kinds of Asian-Pears, Bartlett, Bosc, HoneyCrisp and Johnagold apples, and God knows what else.
WTF are you gonna do with all this fruit?, says I?
She’s been running the De-hydrator all-day every day, baking and delivering pies, and I think we’re gonna be getting the pressure-canner out of the garage.
Those folks are going to do a “Family Cider Squeezin” next weekend, and one for their church the weekend after that.
Nice people, that don’t know us from Adam. They have a beautiful place, and a good heart…
Anita is good people. You guys deserve good news. And fruit. Lots of fruit.
Didn’t the last people in your rental wreck the place, Crispy? Sounds like these foax are an improvement.
Safe travels tomorrow XBrad – I know what you mean about needing some quiet after a few days with lots of people around.
Well, it’s off to bed for the TiFWs – sweet dreams, all!
So, Game 5 Thursday and Dan HAD to watch Giants/Bears. Tonight, we’ve been on baseball since the 2nd QTR. I didn’t even get to hear Costas pontificate about the Redskins. Go Tigers.
Yeah, these are the folks on the property down the hill from our rental. They are very grateful that we have taken-over from the tweakers and metal scroungers.
They realize that we will not decrease their property values by letting our place go to hell…
Never mind. Just looked at the couch. Mr I went to work at 4 AM 3 days in a row is asleep.
I didn’t even get to hear Costas pontificate about the Redskins.
Crispy, don’t forget to put a few pear-apple pies in the freezer for midwinter when you’ll really love to have them. A piping hot apple pie in February, when the furnace is trying to beat off the chill seeping off the doors…is there anything better?
MMM scheduled for 607AM. Sleep scheduled for now.
School tomorrow- goodnight.
Have a good day at skool, laura.
Comment by ChrisP on October 13, 2013 10:51 pm
Anita came home with, probably, 100 pounds of fruit.
Jewstin’s got her beat……………….
I went with the scoop of Blue Bell Triple Chocolate in the 9th. I’ll be seeing all you non-diabetics in the AM. Mmmm…elevated BG.
I say I’ve got no sense of
Derp until I know I’ve won again
And how do you think yes how
Do you think that feels
Good morning all!
Safe trip home XBrad.
Sweet comeback for the BoSox last night (I was sleeping)
Oh thank God. I thought this huge crowd at the gate was for my flight. Turns out it is a flight to CLT leaving ahead of my flight. Shitload of loud people in Redskins attire.
Too early for noisy people and bright lights. RGIII didn’t do so hot last night.
It’s too fucking early for *anything.* I got up right about the time I normally got to bed. And I didn’t get a single fucking wink of sleep last night.
I haven’t tossed and turned like that since I last slept with your mom. And her snoring.
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November 22, 2013
Well, I certainly cocked that up and not in a good way.
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