August 25, 2013
Categories: BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Boobs, shut your whore mouth, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn
I got reshafted the other day … the golf kind, not the dick kind.
Mmm, Freedom Fries!
I’ll bet she’s from Texas, and that’s why the waitress hates her.
A big tip is in order.
Did you get the small grips, CB?
I like the part of the gif where the woman is trying to drink from her straw.
I wonder what she runs in the 400?
Another stupid black guy that needs to STFU:
Hmm, that wasn’t my favorite part, mare.
I wonder why.
Whiny blacks who whine..
I agree with his first characterization. It will be viewed as questionable. He wasn’t asked what his personal view was, he was asked what others would view it as.
Jay, why is he commenting on it at all? Local crime story? “Mr. Powell what do you think about all those black on black murders in Chicago?”
The problem is we ALLOW the media to perpetuate a meme. Powell went along, that’s why he needs to STFU.
“Mr. Powell your wife suffered from depression, was that because you were an aloof military husband who was having affairs?”
“…after an anonymous hacker threatened to release emails Powell acknowledged are “of a very personal nature,” according to a report.”
I live in a very poor city that has the lowest violent crime rate in the nation – 90 per cent minority
We also have the lowest percentage of blacks in the nation
Do the math
He is commenting on it, because he is asked to, and that’s what he believes.
Powell was on because McCain ran out of Depends and had to find a CVS
Obama is almost definitely going to bomb Syria, just in time to piss off the Russians destabilize the region even more and aid Al Quaeda
But lets talk about White Hispanics first
You think he will? I think he’s full of talk. He loves to talk tough.
Well, off to Iowa State Fan Fest with the nephews. Try not to kill Sean while I’m gone.
I think he will
He let Mubarak go to put in the Moslem Brotherhood and getting rid of Assad will let in the Sunni fanatics
Russia’s a wild card
They may not fuck around
Mr. Mare does too.
Good morning godless sodomites!
The nice Korean lady from spin class gave me a bunch of peppers from her garden (damn rabbits ate most of my habenero crop this year), so salsa production is in full swing this am.
TFG will let the UN and France tell him what to do. Then he’ll play cards with Reggie.
Obama’s not gonna do shit to Syria. He’s hoping the JOOOOOOOOS will start the next world war, will be defeated and will thus permanently install a Muslim state across of the Middle East.
Oh, and Jay, eat a pork chop for me at The Fair today, okay?
Israel has the h-bomb
I doubt that
Comment by TexasJew on August 25, 2013 11:42 am
I live in a very poor city that has the lowest violent crime rate in the nation –
Yeah, but right next door is a violent murderous hell hole.
Yeah but that doesn’t normally affect us here
I didn’t know there was supposed to be a boycott of Faceplant today.
It’s really weird how the violence is contained on the other side of the river. Do they still have a problem with stolen cars in El Paso? I remember 10 years ago or so, they were stealing 150 cars per month. They found the police in Juarez driving some of them.
Greetings, lunch munchers.
Part of the reason for the low crime rate in El Paso has to do with the sheer number of border patrol agents covering the area, which tamped down on the starving Mexicans sneaking across to break into houses. The other part is the fact that the cartels are keen on keeping crime rates low so they don’t draw attention to their operations.
“…and that’s what he believes.”
Hence the stfu.
That was back in the 90s before the fences went up
It was wall to wall border jumpers then
Sylvestre Reyes ran La Migra and by helping to stop that, he became our congressman
A stupid dumbass lefto congressman..
He’s been replaced by a guy I know who’s really a Republican but lies about it to become a Democrat, Beto O’Rourke. Very white sort of white guy.
They were stealing all the Hummers
I caught some fucker trying to break into mine
Roamy, a few weeks ago 20+ conservative FB pages got suspended or shut down. Conservatives were supposed to send a message to FB advertisers by staying off FB today.
afternoon y’all. Dave is officially tired of proposal writing. I can’t think no more.
I propose that Dave goes on break now.
Dave should totally write that proposal.
Just one proposal?
67 pages so far.. I got to cut it to 55
Painfully slow shift today.
Only 2 left!
Once again I have rid my body of those worthless platelets, keeping only the productive ones for myself.
Unfortunately, I seemed to have gotten the noob blood-sucker today.
The insertion of the needles was a bit more painful than usual.
Back to work. Only 7 hrs and 52 minutes to go!
But i did get to watch this classic film:
Wiser, do you get regular phlebotomies?
There’s a pretty good thunderstorm overhead right this minute. First real rain in months.
Bad link, wuzong.
>>>Wiser, do you get regular phlebotomies?
As opposed to irregular ones?
I try to donate as often as I can, both whole blood and platelets.
>>>Bad link, wuzong.
It was called “The Lucky One” with Zac Efron.
It was a guy who started before me who chose it.
I brought in GalaxyQuest. Got to watch the whole thing after his choice ended. I was mentally flipping that asshat off the entire time.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a frontal phlebotomy.
‘Sup geniuses and Wiserbud?
>>>’Sup geniuses and Wiserbud?
Slumming again, Andrew?
Driving 355 miles today was harder than I thought it would be. I’m ready for a cocktail and a good debriefing.
The good news: The living room and kitchen are both clean and the last of the dishes are soaking in the sink.
The bad news: When I went to vacuum, I deliberately changed my Pandora station to “Mary Chapin Carpenter”. I’ve become my mother.
A shot of gin to a bottle of vodka does not, technically, constitute a “cocktail”.
Drove down to the megalopolis of Sierra Vista trying to find someone. I had two addresses and both were a bust. I got to see the base (Huachuca) and the mountains along the Mexico border, plus a pleasant stop at a Border Patrol, so there’s that.
How much money/blue meth does the person you were looking for owe you, Cyn?
Nah, Sean, this time one of her “girls” got out of the compound and made it through the desert.
Ha! I wouldn’t have left empty handed were either of those the case.
Silly work stuff; I hope I at least break even on that trip but I’m afraid to do the math.
You went into Mexico?
Damn near, Roamy.
Didn’t actually cross in. I don’t even have a passport.
Can I reminder all you degenerates again about the Oct Tex meatup? We have 10+ confirms. Start planning and speak up, you sloths.
**hands Cyn her choice of pinot noir or dirty martini**
Tushar, I am planning on being there. Haven’t decided if I’m flying or driving. Flying ain’t cheap, but 12 hours is a bit much for me. Yes, Scott, I know you can drive that far easy.
I’m just gonna go get Cyn
Roamy, when you come to Dallas, can you drag that idiot Cuffy and his lovely bride along?
Question for the group:
The Manhattan cocktail. Respectable drink for a guy, or totally gay?
Colorado Alex, come to Dallas and we will collectively decide if you are straight or gay.
CAlex, respectable drink. Cosmopolitan is right out.
I’m not falling for that trick. Anyone who goes willingly to Dallas is gay by definition.
A manhattan is a man’s drink. Whiskey and vermouth will kick your ass.
I’m trying to expand my drinking beyond the Old Fashioned.
A Manhattan is a manly drink. I also used to like the occasional Old Fashioned, though that’s a little closer to the girly side since it’s got sugar in it.
“used to” being the operative phrase.
**passes Sean a Diet Dr. Pepper**
Thanks, roamy! Coming up on two years of “used to” this Thursday, God willing.
I’m proud of you, Sean, and pray that you enjoy many more years.
Sobriety is the best new kinda kick
All ya gotta deal with is today Sean, God bless.
Breaking Bad starts now.
Hostage Family Theater presents “Always Appreciate the Classics”.
(Mini-me won a chocolate cake at yesterday’s Fun Day.)
Rocketboy: Could we have chocolate cake for breakfast?
Roamy: No, we don’t have any grapefruit juice.
(Rocketboy and Roamy laugh.)
If you don’t get it, http://youtu.be/9ZlCPQur4hc
Cosby’s best moment ever.
The one about birth made me laugh so hard I cried and no sound came out of me
His dentist skit always gets me, even though there’s no miniature toilet bowl any more.
Very cool, Sean. Had a Diet DP with my after Mass breakfast burrito today.
I remember the miniature toilet bowl. Now they have a thing that sucks your face off. It’s like a teenager with a girlfriend
I go to a pediatric dentist. LOL He understands my “Issues”
Dead, dead, dead, one day we’ll all be dead.
Did anybody jettison anybody else out of an airlock today?
I love your upbeat philosophy
Dia de los muertos
Oh, shit. Is it next Sunday yet?
I have a few Dia de los muertos tiles. I collect stuff. Tiles. Steins. Bears. I AM NOT A HOARDER.
What has two thumbs and bought some Mangria directly from Adam Carolla himself yesterday?
*points at chest*
Osita, I always thought the candy skulls were creepy.
That shit tastes like someone spiked the kiddies’ Kool Aid
Squishy hugs and good night!
That’s cool Andy. I’d like to try some.
Andy!!!! Corporate has made us post Gun Signs in all the Clubs. My Club has lost several members because of the signs. Members don’t care about the fine print that allow for concealed carry. It’s a WalMart thing.
Can I take these things off yet?
Today was a big harvest day at the childrens garden at church. Tiny kids scrambling in the dirt to find spuds. Picking beans and tomatoes.
One of the moms told Anita that she had inspired her to plant a garden at home, too. This weekend her family went camping. The mom was proud of her watermelon and took it on the camping-trip.
Turns-out it was an un-ripe pumpkin!
Breaking Bad is on again at midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If laura or dave are around, Achewood has apparently been back for a few weeks.
>> Can I take these things off yet?
*Screams at Sean*
>> Andy!!!! Corporate has made us post Gun Signs in all the Clubs.
That sucks. One nice thing about MA is that nowhere here is posted because of how hard it is to get a permit.
Once you have one, you can carry damned near everywhere.
>> Turns-out it was an un-ripe pumpkin!
>> That shit tastes like someone spiked the kiddies’ Kool Aid
No *hic* complaints here.
OK, that’s my quota.
See you fuckers next month.
I just killed THREE Black Widow spiders in the garage. If I spot one more, I’m nuking it from orbit.
Why not four?
Andy, I think social media is pushing it and corporate is caught between a rock and a hard place. Local guy started stabbing his ex in the deli at WalMart. Concealed carry guy popped the knife guy. Saved the employee. Knife guy’s family went after WalMart. Compliance signs basically excuse WalMart/Sam’s from prosecution in case of a similar situation. I H8 gun free zones. $20 chump change
>> Compliance signs basically excuse WalMart/Sam’s from prosecution in case of a similar situation.
F’n knife guy’s family, too.
My Club Manager has me sending up every Membership Refund based on their stupid sign compliance. Costco is laughing. Hippies
In the meantime, Seattle Mayor goes full leftist:
He’s encouraging Seattle business to declare themselves “Gun Free Zones” because that has worked so well so far.
Stupid leftist hippie asshole…
Rob me signs.
So no guns at Sam’s or WalMart, Oso? After dark at the Socorro WalMart, you need a gun.
No guns unless you read the fine print which allows guns for CC and they assume all liability if they use their guns. Squish. If I hadn’t lost all our guns while kayaking on the Rio Grande, I would have a gun close by at all times. CC is a gun tax.
Sitting here waiting for my blades to be taken out of the heat treat oven. Penelope offered, but she’s never dealt with steel at 1,950 degrees. She still thinks it’s no big deal.
I have a show in Vegas on Thursday. We leave here Wednesday, so I’ve got 2 days to finish everything up and try to get a few more simple ones done. Plus I have to check all the cattle and ranch stuff. Long days.
Thanks Oso. CC is still okay, got it.
We usually go to WalMart during the day. Last year we stopped late at night on the way back from ABQ. Gangbanger central.
We stopped at the WalMart in Grants on our way back from Las Vegas. Scary. One thing about NM, we don’t keep our crime zones centralized. We share the love.
Wow, NM owns this blog.
No, you’ve just got a lease on it right now.
Flashes gang signals…Westside
Have you been watching this new one? I think it may be growing on me.
MMM, 614am. It’s minimalist.
Looks like shit’s about to get real in Syria.
Open source reporting + rumblings I’m hearing at work.
My question is: which side are we going to bomb?
Assad is supported by Russia and Iran, the rebels are Al Quaeda.
Can we bomb both sides?
Phat, does TFG even understand that Putin is on the Assad side and Israel and Russia are like WTF?
Link and title used, h/t’s given:
Short answer: No.
If I had to guess, we’re going to lob a few missiles in to say we’re protecting innocent civilians from chem attacks.
No way we could do a no-fly zone in the next week to two weeks. Those take time to move assets into place. Plus it would have to be a NATO effort and none of the NATO countries have the airlift to move their support shit. So we get to do it. Again.
I remember the Iraq no-fly zones back in the late 90′s, those were a logistical beast. Syria should be easier because we have bases in Turkey and Greece, but I just have to ask, ‘Why?’. I lament the loss of innocent life, but we can’t realistically stop it and there is absolutely zero US interest at stake here.
If TFG is talking about something in the next week it has to be Navy launched missiles. I just don’t think we have anything else within striking range.
The “Rebels” have been targeting Christians in Syria. I just don’t see Putin and Netanyahu giving us a pass on this one. We’ve aligned ourselves with the more evil of the lesser of two evils. John McCain and Miss Lindsey are TOOLS!
You know, you might be able to make a few bucks by selling “…so go ahead and rob me’ stickers to slap next to those ‘Gun Free Zone’ signs.
Phat, the real reason for any attack on Syria isn’t for any military effect on the Assad regime (or anyone else, for that matter) but simply because he spouted off about a “red line” a year ago, and now has to do something, anything, and so we’ll lob a few Tomahawks, and then hear a speech.
Need to start a pool on the first Tomahawk to hit Syria. My money is on Tuesday (no inside intel) and it will be reported by Al Jazeera to have hit a mosque.
Netanyahu has been fending off missile attacks from Lebanon and the Sinai. Only news when Israel retaliates. RL friend lives in Israel and has 2 daughters in the IDF. Gorgeous girls. RL friend looks great!
I’ve been to the Syrian border
Israel is 36 miles from Damascus. I believe.
I never thought I would live to see the day that a former KGB head of Russia was more in line with my thoughts and feelings than the POTUS.
What worries me about the Syria mess is the Russian variable. Obammy is just weak enough that Putin might think he can make us blink if he challenges us.
The question Israelis are having is whether if the Rebels take over, will Obama push the Israelis to give up the Golan Heights
Of course Israel will say fuck you
And they should
TJ, the Israelis are aware of promises TFG made to the MB when they were in the driver’s seat in Egypt. SHTF. Not a lot of love for the US in the ME right now.
Profit is theft, phat.
Of course Obama is crap to the Israelisa
My family there hates him
Last time I was in Tel Aviv a couple of years ago, I heard people call him “son of a whore”
Suk Im sin – an Arabic term
This, I think, is key to understanding Obama’s support for the rebels. I’d bet that a lot of talk around the WH back when the rebellion first started was about how if we were seen as backing the rebels, they’d reciprocate by giving security guarantees to the Israelis in exchange for the Golan Heights.
Israel is never giving up the Heights
My RL FB friends that live in Israel, H8 TFG. I can always tell when shit got real in Israel because they are still online l8 in the day calming US family members. I really H8 siding with foreign leaders. Especially Putin. I H8 TFG
Yeah, I can think of easier ways to commit suicide. They’re of no value to Syria except as a path to invade Israel.
The Golan is still littered with hundreds of burned out rusting Soviet tanks from the battles of 1967
Israel may not be willing to give up the Golan Heights, but that doesn’t mean that this administration understands that.
This Admin knows nothing. President Red Diaper Baby is a fucking dunce. I stand with Israel. (My Israeli friends think I’m a hawk. Known them for 40 yrs)
We – are young but getting derp before our time.
We’ll leave the T.V. and the radio behind.
Don’t you wonder what we’ll find
Steppin’ out tonight.
i don’t wanna get derp before my time
Good morning all!
Where da tuckers at?
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November 22, 2013
Well, I certainly cocked that up and not in a good way.
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