Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
Still not tired of Grumpy Cat.
Two days late and $2 short.
Trudy?
And to wrap up this poat.
Y’all have a good day.
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Sorry about your tummy bug rocket chick, hope you’re better now.
“fuck this shit o’clock” happens 14 times a day on FiAF.
I am better now. I’m just hoping no one else in the family gets the bug. One of the Science Olympians’ siblings was sick with the same thing Saturday, and even though I stayed the hell away from him, I guess I caught it anyway.
viruses. fuck them.
Training day, here.
I’m not gonna act like Denzel Washington. It would be fun, though.
Plus I get to take Mrs. Jay in to get her kidney stone and stent taken out. She’s looking forward to it.
I have to waste a day of none of my bosses being here. Crap.
*starts gluten free support group. Bans assault CD.
*bans “gluten free”, hoards gluten to myself
Might as well, I’m the only one who eats the stuff anymore.
Morning children.
Heart starter pic for Leon.
http://fuckyeahfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45706633938
It’s fucking snowing up here. And we’re getting a high of 25 or something.
It’s approaching the end of March.
Obama and his climate assholes can kiss my ass.
I read this morning that TFG is saying he will approve the XL pipeline, while making regulations which will make it impossible.
I cannot describe the level of hate.
Thanks Pepe. I put it in my binders. They’d be folders, but they have women in them.
Drive time.
Fuck, I use hotmail, and they just updated it to “Outlook” and screwed it all up.
They also sent me the same welcome e-mail 5 times. WTFITS.
Obama and his climate assholes can kiss my ass.
Much amused at the latest takedown, where they got caught changing the data to fit their model.
Good morning, cool kids.
Glad you’re feeling better, Roamy.
From the most simple perspective, data that is within 1% variation over a hundred years using 5 year means, with thousands of inputs is fucking remarkable.
That should be the story.
There was an interesting story out yesterday regarding global warming. I don’t remember where I saw it.
I’m sure it was linked everywhere, but I was taking people food all day.
Morning, all y’all.
Thanks, Cyn.
My dad called to check on me. I guess the parenting job never stops.
Hi.
Not yet, but getting there.
Morning all you wonderful people, and you too, Hotspur
G’morn, Mundo.
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Two weeks of being out of the morning school routine… yuck.
10am. Already have a headache.
I don’t watch the MFM. Is the Gosnell trial getting any coverage at all? Just wondering.
Haven’t watched any MSM either. Weather Channel is nothing but Ukko, which happens to be one of the gods in Mr. RFH’s D&D game. Finnish, I think.
This should cheer people up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRKM0mLKJDE
Ukko. Heh. Didn’t know what that was, just saw that the storm was named Ukko. Does the OMG Easter storm have a name yet? Aren’t they running out of letters?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRKM0mLKJDE
Wasn’t that in a Disney movie? Different singer, though.
Burl Ives sang it in a Disney movie. Can’t recall the name. Too lazy to Bing.
“So Dear to My Heart” Can’t recall seeing that movie, but I had the Disney movie greatest hits album.
From the most simple perspective, data that is within 1% variation over a hundred years using 5 year means, with thousands of inputs is fucking remarkable.
That should be the story.
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Yes
Another Disney song from that album. Haven’t seen the movie.
http://youtu.be/LcUiD71mIH4
There was an interesting story out yesterday regarding global warming. I don’t remember where I saw it.
I’m sure it was linked everywhere, but I was taking people food all day.
Probably the news about falsified data being exposed in another attempt to by the AGW priesthood to rescue the “hockey stick.” Watts is on the story, as you would expect.
I love The Sherman Brothers music. I’ve seen all of the old school Disney stuff. It is the more recent stuff I haven’t seen. We used to get the Disney albums at the gas station growing up.
I don’t know about it being in a Disney movie. I do however remember dancing to it at junior high dances.
I’m cooking brisket right now, inspired by Dave yesterday. Only mine is gonna be much better than his, cooked slow all day with mesquite wood after a rub with Jerry Baird’s Cowboy Brisket Rub.
It’s not like Texans are competitive about BBQ brisket. I’m just spainin the facts to you.
And my brisket-cooking endeavor is spewing CO2 into the atmosphere.
You’re welcome.
Watching the Papal Inauguration on EWTN.
Greetings, people who are finally getting over their green beer hangovers.
I didn’t drink any green beer. I might have drunk some Jameson.
Howdy, hawt chicas y hombres gordo!
And just for MJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKttENbsoyk
Mr. RFH drank a Guinness.
Chief, I posted a video you’ll like upriver. ^
I feel so unIrish. No beer at all
*catches a leprechaun*
*gets bitten*
OW DAMMIT
Someone’s gonna have to put laura down before she turns.
Mr. TiFW got pinched by an Irish girl.
(The stupid Kraut pinched me right back)
Laura the leprechaun, she’s magically malicious!
Gordos.
/Espuela Caliente
Guinness for me. Watched a few Pogues videos and marveled at Shane MacGowan’s teeth:
http://www.artlurker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/110.jpg
Dentures now:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00804/SNF16BIZTEET_280_804639a.jpg
Hospital tacos, ugh, not a good idea. I think the beans were ground up paper.
Usually pretty good food, to be fair.
Amazing how he got them prestained!
Shane MacGowan’s teeth
http://tinyurl.com/dyod3pc
I got out of bed at the crack of 10am for this shit?
Whoa – the kid from “Finding Neverland” and “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (SYWM) grew up right nice:
http://www.aetv.com/bates-motel/meet-cast/freddie-highmore/
Between him and that kid who played Neville in the Harry Potter films, I think I’m officially now a cougar…..
Here XB, Scarlet’s calling you
http://tinyurl.com/cyt3xh9
Who wants to talk about gluten?
You go first
fubar’d link, Jimbro.
http://wallpapersget.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scarlett-johansson-usa-sexy-actress-vogue-lipstick-woman.jpg
Try that one, hope it works, it’s a good look for her.
Who needs a fancy drum kit?
http://youtu.be/xnFxfYUTYVY
Nope, it’s fubar’d too. But you know what really looks good on ScarJo?
Me.
Does she have a valid restraining order still? Any load HEAT on her?
http://xbradtc.com/2009/06/01/load-heat-47/
Meh. I tried trolling an ace thread and no one wants to be a dick.
Comment by Jay in Ames on March 19, 2013 12:43 pm
Laura the leprechaun, she’s magically malicious!
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HAHAHAHHA!
Maybe it’s you, MJ.
Re: ScarJo. Guess her over-abundance of tits and ass explains her lack of a single functioning brain cell. FFS, she makes Barbara Boxer look smart!
Not disappointed with ScarJo
Sean, John Spencer Blues Explosion reminds me of these guys who were out around the same time
http://youtu.be/1RJhpiXAR0c
Probably, sean, probably.
You a fan of My Morning Jacket?
STFU MJ. Take your hipster douche-bag weak-sauce back to DU with all the other communist limp-wrist faggots.
Better?
MJ can see a bridge too far, but only if he stands on the shoulders of giants. . . or some shit like that.
STFU MJ. Take your hipster douche-bag weak-sauce back to DU with all the other communist limp-wrist faggots.
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That’ better. I’m not running today so I needed a bit of punishment.
/yesterday call back
I liked that episode of American Dad where Stan was obsessed with them, MJ.
MCPO can see a bridge too far.
Ah, who are we kidding? He can’t see shit.
MJ – I have glasses – that you bought with your taxes. HAHAHAHA! *chump*
So, Sen. Reid is associating the NV military mortar explosion to the sequester.
Nice work, skeletor.
Only MMJ disc I have is “Z”
Cops must have thought something was ….fishy:
http://tinyurl.com/bn8g4ds
J’ames, where’d you hear that tidbit?
Poor baby! Her new teeth are giving her a fever. . .
http://flic.kr/p/e4s3x4
Was just on Fox News, Megyn Kelly’s show.
He was speaking about the Hawthorne incident, then started on what military cutbacks the sequester was bringing. Didn’t say it out loud, but was certainly hinting at it.
Megyn Kelly’s show on Fox just had it,
He was talking on the Senate floor about the Hawthorne incident, then he started talking about military cutbacks in the sequester.
I swear that wasn’t there a second ago, even after refreshing.
I caught that, too, J’Ames. What a syph-infected cumbubble.
She looks all tired out in my professional opinion. $100.00, pay the ladies at the front desk when you check out.
Haha, did they start dyeing her hair? It’s much darker.
Poor DG. Even sick, she’s adorable.
Wiser mentioned Wild Things the other day, so I watched it again last night. And yes, Denise Richards looked damn fine in it. So did Neve Campbell. And I’d forgotten how hot Theresa Russel could be.
You were watching Bill Murray. Admit it.
Her new teeth are giving her a fever. . .
I don’t think cowbell would help.
I’d completely forgotten Bill Murray was in it.
I’m so unforgiven, and life’s so cold:
Been a long time crossing Bridge of Sighs…
With cool added video.
Howdy, everyone.
Hiya, aggie!
I recognize that corset.
*waves at J’Ames*
Rough days lately.
I recognize that corset.
Yeah, the other one is in the shop
AGGIE!!!!
I just took a look at your other blog. Nice hand porn.
BRAD!!!!
Nice hand porn.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*makes mental note to wear gloves*
‘Sup, Aggz?
Latex gloves?
I heard something from Houston just now. I interviewed with 5 people.
4 of them want to hire me. The Muslim lady that would not shake my hand says no.
So the VP liked me, the Department head liked me, the team leader liked me, (All 3 licensed engineers) The Sr, Cad guy liked me, but the jr. cad lady not so much.
I still have a shot, they are still considering.
In the mean time I have a phone interview scheduled for tomorrow with another company in Houston. If they like me they will pay for a face to face.
Sounds pretty good, vmax, fingers are crossed.
Sorry to hear about rough days, hope it gets better!
Last one was for aggie. I SWEAR I typed it!
Maybe you reeked of bacon.
Latex gloves?
I don’t think velvet is compatible with hot glue.
Good luck, Vmax!!
And thanks, J’Ames. Sad news in the Rottie world, a friend passed away.
Vman- Offering to share your ham sammich might not have been a great idea. . . just sayin’.
I don’t think velvet is compatible with hot glue.
We obviously watch different kinds of videos.
Heh MCPO
No ham sammich but I might have had Bacon Breath!
Thanks Aggs, Jay, and all. One of these days I will get hired.
We obviously watch different kinds of videos.
I guess that’s what separates Texas and California.
I see Pajama Momma and Sean were at it last night
http://tinyurl.com/dxl8g76
I thought it was Arizona and New Mexico that separated Texas and California?
I thought it was Arizona and New Mexico that separated Texas and California?
Little of Column A…Little of Column B…
Just because you step in a cow patty doesn’t mean you’re a cowboy
http://youtu.be/5SwQLjRBRXs
Metaphors……how do they work?
Man…..you motherfuckers did not bring your A game today. I came looking for some funny and a reason not to have tightness in the chest and failed miserably. I’m tight across the back of the neck as well now.
I think you are straining too hard on the restraints, PG. Lighten up.
Maybe you need a bigger bra.
Here you go, PG.
http://youtu.be/0f6l1QljpMo
I’m tight across the back of the neck as well now.
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I think this might be your problem:
http://tinyurl.com/copsddk
PG – Sounds like you gots Teh AIDS to me.
Little of Column A…Little of Column B…
Aggie=Sterling?
>> I recognize that corset.
Me too, I cuaght it with my guitar.
A woman finds a magic lamp. She rubs it and out comes a Genie. Before the Genie can sy a word, the woman begins her list of demands.
“I want my husband to have eyes only for me,” she said. “I want to be The One. I want him to have breakfast, lunch and dinner with me always, to never leave my side, not even when I go to the loo. I want him to travel with me, to take care of me, to admire me, and if he must be away from my side for even a second, to miss me terribly and tell me how much I mean to him. I want him to never leave me, ever.”
POOF!!! The Genie turned her into a cellphone.
Hope that helps, PG
Aggie=Sterling?
I am rather precious.
*runs like hell*
My dog can fly!
And this is a good action shot – I don’t even ruin it being in the picture.
That’s way cool, AD
I cuaght it with my guitar.
But Beasnsnsns beat me
Final one for today: me and my wife’s dog – she is still recovering from knee surgery.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9758505/Man-found-dead-standing-up-in-his-kitchen.html
Need to fix your second link, AD
AD, I had a red one of those critters. BEST. DOG. EVER.
The underpants were clean. I checked.
I’m tight across the back of the neck as well now.
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Maybe there are a few puns that can fix that?
Nope. There aren’t. I checked.
Awesome pic, AD. I hope the Mrs. is doing well.
Here you go, Jay (and anyone who is interested):
Action shot
>> The underpants were clean. I checked.
You too?
I saw Enlarged Prostate open for Urethra Heap at the Texas Jam in ’91.
Nope. There aren’t. I checked.
You didn’t check with Jay or wiserbud, I’m sure.
Very nice, AD.
Sounds like a fun competition! http://www.usdaa.com/faq.cfm
Puns will save the world!
jimbro, my wife and I have two red and one blue. The red are the spawn of the Devil – we love them dearly.
“Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?”
He said, “Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an’ keep Anna Lee company?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAcP_v-j3I
My dog can fly!
Heh. Looks like he’s shouting something.
My dog has fleas.
*strums ukelele*
Looks like he’s shouting something.
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“I love liver treats!”
I hope the Mrs. is doing well.
Had the surgery 12/17 – is getting tired of the recovery phase, But she is getting better.
Looks like he’s shouting something.
Get out of my way, you big oaf!
*strums ukelele*
Figures.
*strums ukelele*
Euphemism.
http://i.imgur.com/sD1xFnV.gif
Doesn’t ukelele mean “jumping flea”?
/Captain Obvious
I don’t know how to feel about the immigration bill being discussed on The Five right now (the one Rand Paul commented on). Immigration has to occur, but amnesty is not the answer. Everyone but Bolling is all for this bill.
>> she is still recovering from knee surgery.
*nods sympathetically
Just off the phone with my dad:
Me: Got bad news today. A friend of mine passed away.
Dad: What happened?
Me: Don’t know yet.
Dad: Well, everyone dies.
Me: Thanks, dad…
Dad: Perspective, honey.
I hope it ain’t bad that I laughed.
Better to laugh, sometimes. SMH
One thing about my dad: he’s very comfortable with mortality.
Almost done with a knife. Lots of hand work in this one.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t81/PepeLp/Knives/checkeredsowbelly002_zpsdca6c207.jpg
As long as he doesn’t expect you to get there with him in fewer years than it took him to get comfy with it.
That’s a gorgeous knife, Pepe
As long as he doesn’t expect you to get there with him in fewer years than it took him to get comfy with it.
Heh! He was born ready
Today is apparently National Pull Right On Out Into Traffic In Front Of XBrad Like He’s Not Even There, And Then Drive Slower Than Shit Like It’s Your Mission In Life To Piss Off XBrad Day.
I’m pretty sure the bracelets are shit brown.
I’m quite ready to help some other people accept their mortality.
Chicken “pot” pie in the oven with butternut squash and kale in the oven right now. Smells delish.
Afternoon.
Sean, not only did I not drink green beer, the few beers I did serve on Sunday were not green.I tried to talk people into it, but they weren’t playing.
Today I built three (3) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bs38zap
*waves to Jewstin*
Brad, you need some bourbon.
Kale? You eat that stuff? We buy it to grind up for the dogs….
I had today’s fair share of Bourbon just after midnight last night.
No dents. Well done.
beautiful knife pepster
Off to the pool.
I’ve bought handmade knives from this guy but no folding ones. http://www.ebay.com/sch/blade-maker-2000/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686
He is a physicist when he’s not hammering metal or carving totems.
I need a proofing cabinet jewstin. Can you sneak one out under your shirt?
That one sure is purty, pepe. and also roamy! we know some talented people!
Nice knife Pepe. I’d buy one if I had a job.
Speaking of the new place is between Houston and Katy on Katy Freeway in a high rise.
Poor DG looks so miserable! Hope she gets to feeling better soon ♥♥♥
Great pics of the pups, AD – love the look in the eyes of the first pic…
Beautiful knife, Pepe (and Roamy’s friend, too) -
Can you sneak one out under your shirt?
He could, if he wore one.
We’re making six proofers tomorrow, J’Ames. I’ll try to stick one in my backpack when I leave.
I’d ask someone from the warehouse to help, but they can’t count very good. They’d probably take 4 of them, and then crash into them with a forklift.
Still cooking brisket. This could be the best brisket ever cooked in the State of Texas (which would also mean, the best meat in the world, of course).
Drive time. Have to go home and clear the 8 inches of global warming that fell today.
PepeLP – Beautiful!
We heard a louder-than-normal sound from the railyard last night just after we went to bed – thought maybe a train had bumped into another one or something
I guess some folks in the neighborhood must have freaked out – got an e-mail time-stamped not long after that, letting everyone know that the noise they had just heard was due to a scheduled bridge implosion near downtown.
Vmax, you live in Texas now?
Love the knives….
This could be the best brisket ever cooked in the State of Texas (which would also mean, the best meat in the world, of course).
What time should we show up?
I’d ask someone from the warehouse to help, but they can’t count very good. They’d probably take 4 of them, and then crash into them with a forklift.
Hahahahaha. Reminds me of my dad insulting the other papermill workers. Said you could give them six steel ball bearings, and they would break three and steal the rest.
TiFW – Her Momma’s heart is hurt ’cause she can’t make her better right away.
Awww…poor Miss Julia and little DG. DGs still cute even with flushed cheeks.
My dad used to say “that asshole could fuck up an anvil.”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
“That guy couldn’t find his own ass with both hands and a map.”
He couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.
“He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.”
Sportsbar, bitches.
“If brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his own nose.”
Hahahahaha
I read that as ” Sportsbra, bitches.”
LOOK OVER THERE OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT
*sneakily shoves fucked-up anvil pieces under desk with foot*
Not yet Aggie,
I interviewed in Houston last week and I have a phone interview tomorrow for a job on the west side of Houston.
I interviewed for a job in DC last week as well. I have not heard from them yet.
That’s a well-supported observation, HS.
He couldn’t post the March Madness thread at AOS without messing up the title.
Wait…
pepe…like the knife!
Nice Sherlock reference, Jimbro
He is so dumb he thinks taco bell is a phone company
Crap, didn’t read “like” in your comment, Jimbro.
*wipes tears*
Could mess up a wet dream.
You’re so ugly you make blind kids cry.
I didn’t drink at all on St. Patty’s day. I wore green, though.
Dumber than a bowl of dicks.
Is this a good time for a pun?
so dumb you are stumped by anything child-proof.
That guy uses your instead of you’re.
I read that as ” Sportsbra, bitches.”
Hahahahaha. I had one of those moments yesterday. On the drive home, there was a McDonalds advertising McWraps. I read that as “McCraps”.
(truth in advertising)
He’s so dumb, he filled out an NAACP bracket.
Your a total hater for eating all they’re dicks.
Herself is out for the evening and all of my chores are done. Should I watch the new Hobbit movie without her or just watch Netflix?
did I do a wrong your youse you’re Jay.?
MCPO, depends on what’s on Netflix.
McWraps is a horrible name! It’s going to be McCraps to everyone.
I saw The Hobbit in the high frame rate 3D with my grandkids. We had a blast.
Bilbo isn’t nearly as annoying as that fuckwit Frodo.
Nope, vmax, just going along with the topic at hand. Your good.
Sorry, Hotspur. Just blu-ray on a 55″ plasma and THX 5.1 surround sound.
We just got the 3D blu ray, HS, hope it’s just as good.
It’s hard to be as annoying as Frodo. Sam tried, though.
I saw it at the theater. I’d like to see it again, so, Chief, I’d go ahead and watch it tonight. You can watch it again with Herselfs later.
The high frame rate stuff is pretty cool. I think they should use it more.
If Sam had stabbed Gollum in the testicles I might have had more respect for him.
The high frame rate 3D effect is like being right in the room with the characters.
I have a new Bluray player, but it’s hooked up to my surround system which still uses my 13 year old Sony CRT 42″ tv. The tv still works perfectly, so convincing HotBride to junk it is an uphill battle I do not want.
In some of those final scenes, Sam was thinking more about Frodo’s testicles than Gollum’s.
Hostage Hospital theater:
She (on phone to nurse): I have uncontrollable shaking after surgery today. At one time, a doctor said that Benadryl might help with this.
Nurse in a box: No, I can’t recommend that, you might think about coming in to the ER
Doctor at ER: Here’s a Benadryl, that will help.
Fin
Downstairs I have a Toshiba 49″ LCD, but no surround sound down there.
Technology kicks our asses.
No way, HS. It’s gotta be Hi Def. Blu Ray is a waste on a standard TV.
That 42 will look nice in the garage, or shop.
……….is like being right in the room with the characters.
————————————–
There’s some pr0n potential there
How is Mrs Jay? Ok?
Sleeping now. Expensive nap.
I hope she feels better soon.
Hotspur you can pick up an inexpensive 5.1 system at Walmart, FFS!
Ga, J’ames. That sucks.
Hotspur
- unplug it
- pour some water into the back
- plug it in
You will need a new TV.
At the gym with mr car in and two of the kids.
I don’t go to Walmart, but I know what you mean.
I was just so proud of my surround system upstairs 13 years ago because everything was prewired.
Maybe it’s time to look into wireless for the lower level.
Just two? Did you lose the other seven? WTF?
Really no one liked taco bell telephone company? That cracked me up.
Don’t spend all of your money in one place!!
http://tinyurl.com/d9yz6vp
Blue on blue
http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/folk-legend-incites-mass-walkout-anti-gay-speech-195312874.html
Definitely in the tl/dr category but if you read a bit you’ll get the gist
When is Mundane gonna show up in Proof of Life?
Thanks for the knife compliments guys (and gals).
Folk Legend? Hahahahahaha
I think we decided a while back the future PoL inductees should have to hang around a while, just in case.
Because, you know, I could be a zombie, or a HuffPo poster
Which is functionally the same thing, I think
It’s not that we don’t like you (we don’t) or don’t trust you (we don’t) it’s just that we had a few people show up, and after a couple days wanted in PoL, and access to the other passwords. And then they just disappeared.
Being a Hostage is like herpes. It’s a lifelong commitment.
Read your link, Jimbro – I wanted to tell the poor, put-upon Tweeter who felt that he had been held emotionally hostage, “Welcome to the party, pal!”
I felt the same way when I went to see Bill Nye speak, expecting to hear “Mr. Science” and then being subjected to an hour-long Global Warming diatribe.
The difference is that most of that audience was polite enough to sit through the whole thing (before they left for home in their Suburbans and Hummers).
Pets Held Hostage isn’t password protected, and Wiser really looks quite a bit like his dog.
>> Thanks for the knife compliments guys (and gals).
Oh I wanna party with you, knife man. How you do that shit? Components or blanks? Start from scratch?
I am intereeeeged.
Mercy, mercy me.
Roamy, I tossed up part Two of Chapter one of Hero…
I have determined that job searching sucks. Big time.
Scott. Yes.
Have you tried dealing meth?
Try dealing meth.
You. Had. One. Job.
http://tinyurl.com/cel2hmf
Did anybody leak damaging information about anybody else to the press today?
A lot has changed since 1999.
There are things called computers now.
Also yes. Laura already knows those state job agencies are a waste of time.
Sean, according to Hugh Hewitt, I am just a time bomb waiting to blow! Cause I played Call of Duty! Of course, I must also be a nascent healer because of all that time as Raid Heals in WoW. And of course, I am gonna rape someone because I look at pr0n…
It’s only been 2 days, but I have pretty much ruled out picking up where I left off. Nobody is looking for the skills I had, they have been replaced by programs and apps.
I have lots of job interests in Houston Scott, maybe you should look there. Lower taxes and such.
There’s a very teensy tiny storm headed this way.. I hope I hope.. we need rain. It’s small, maybe as wide as a trailer park. But the weather dudes are all bonered up cause it’s got hook patterns and mean shit.
*puts on my Dallas Cowboys football helmet*
I’m ready
Moving is out. I still have a business that I can’t afford to walk away from. If I find something with flexible hours I can keep that going.
Seriously thinking about getting into big box retail.
…and you have to chew the air in Houston.
Dude, you’ve totally got an in at the record store…
Weekly unpaid staff meetings?
I don’t think so.
Dammit, Sean took my record store joke.
Scott, how’s your thumb?
Car in advice column:
Do not have a teenage girl. Give them away before they turn 14 or kill them.
You’re welcome.
Dave, I start from bar stock (a flat piece of steel) . No kits.
wow. I am impressed.
Carin.. thank you for your advice, a decade late.
I will call you to discuss. Pick up.
It’s ugly Dave. Pain is mostly gone but it’s still swollen and colorful.
I am not sure if I keep the nail or not.
oh dude, the nail, that’s coming off.
Sorry. That thing is happening. I’ve smacked mine 3 times like that, once you open it up (which you have to or your pulse will make you insane with pain), it dies.
The other one is already growing underneath. You be ok. Tape it up, and DO NOT YANK THE DEAD NAIL OFF.. let that fucker fall off.
That is why Scott is not getting hired. His thumb scares them.
Comment by Car in on March 19, 2013 9:16 pm
Car in advice column:
Do not have a teenage girl. Give them away before they turn 14 or kill them.
You’re welcome.
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Pretty sure XBrad is starting a home for cute troubled teens. He pays top dollar.
Storm that dumped hail at my house spawned a tornado east of here. It’s that time of year again.
How long does that take Dave? It’s been over a week and doesn’t feel loose.
Dave, Teenage boys are so much easier.
* considers really late term abortion.
Is 183 months too late?
Praying for you Scott. Course, that might hurt, as XB pointed out, God thinks I am a dick.
Scott , mine took forever. I had a black thumb for months and months.
They gotta be 18 to be accepted to the XBrad Home and School For Wayward Women of Loose Morals.
Yeah, a few months for a thumbnail is pretty normal
Scott, my dead nails crawled off on their last tendrils after about 3 weeks.. the new nail was already half grown by then. It pushes it aside… don’t yank it though, unless you want to relive that supreme moment of pain. Cause you will.
Roamster keep your head down hon!
I will not yank.
Ok 5 weeks
Carin – Yup, boys ARE easier. Just make sure you thump them in the chest once a week from puberty until the day they leave the home.
I am going to hang it on a gold chain and sell it on ebay.
http://tinyurl.com/ct468ln
Master Chief…I doan get it…
Colt is an interesting character.
A friend of mine was a farmer. His daughter was his buddy. She went with him all the time, working on the farm, driving the tractor, riding in the pickup. They were super close, then she hit 14 and he said she turned into a different person. Nothing but fighting and butting heads after that. He said they got close again when she hit 32…….. Have fun Carin.
She’s turned into demon child. Not truly horrible, but bad enough. She’s a straight A student. Don’t drink or go with boys. But lazy, and horrible when confronted. Off the wall bad.
I’m a gonna Have to kill her.
Mundane – Just my geeky SciFi/Fantasy sense of humor.
Wait a second….
I never got to snort coke off Cyn’s ass.
I demand a refund.
Oh…It must be a Harry Potter thing because of the fake Latin then
No Refunds.
I don’t make the rules.
Mundane – The stag and the incantation are the give-aways.
How about exchanges, Cyn? Can I snort a pixie stix off your ass?
Or does it have to be coke of MCPO’s ass?
Let’s check the life meters that actually mean disaster.
Is she.. pregnant?
On drugs?
Is she running away? With a loser boyfriend?
..
No? None of those things?
Then things are better than you ever imagined, and you might oughta chill the fuck down mom.
I’m a gonna Have to kill her.
Yes. You will. I remember what I was like at 14 and beyond. Just get it over with now.
Just start with the little finger, Car in.
It worked in that Stephen King book.
Pixy Stix?
*rubs chin contemplatively*
Or does it have to be coke of MCPO’s ass?
*wonders if he should get that boil lanced*
Pixy Stix?
*rubs chin contemplatively*
********
I never get to do anything fun…
Mundy, you get PopRocks/Vman’s junk.
Sux to be the new guy.
Dammit! I am Coffee Bitch again?
Juicebox Bitch
http://tinyurl.com/cctlw8l
xBrad – Good one!
Sorry to hear about your job woes, Scott. I’m now crossing stuff for you. Just out of curiosity, can you dance and how do you look in a feather boa? Color doesn’t matter.
Ha! The Zamboni is the only reason I go to hockey games. True story.
Sigh…I don’t even think I will fit into the Maid’s outfit anymore…
That’s okay, Mundo. Skorts are all the rage now.
For Roamy Only: http://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/1affv1/well_its_official_i_own_the_enterprise/c8xgsed
Jeggings.
Jeggings kilt it?
Don’t they always?
Heh, thanks, Cyn. Reminds me of the list of reasons Kirk is better than Picard that was passed around some time ago.
http://tinyurl.com/bw2dbp9
And Mundane is spoiling me by putting up the next two installments in his novel? novella? serial story.
And you wonder why jeggings kills it after linking that???
No, that was pretty much pure malice.
I just finished putting together HHD. I saw worse in my searches. Gifs of Justin Bieber. **shudder**
Selena Gomez bitch-slapped Beiber the other day.
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/03/selena-gomez-burns-justin-bieber-letterman/
Bastard
No, I’m a son of a bitch.
Wow, quite a speech at the end of the Kentucky game by Calipari (they lost):
“It would have been a shame if we made that 3 pointer and won, wouldn’t it? We didn’t deserve to win.”
Robert Morris upset #1 Kentucky.
No, I’m a son of a bitch.
http://youtu.be/Z1foKI85AZc
‘Sbeen a long day. Good night, peeps and peepers.
G’night, Cyn. Hi guys!
I say that to myself every day, but it never works.
hey oso
I H8 wind as our forecast. Howdy, Mundo.
Catch DPUD
XB! Twas a damn fine episode of Justified tonight. Don’t miss it!!!
Thanks, J’ames.
My bride and I saw Silver Linings Playbook today. Damn fine movie.
I had to do a return on a birthday cake where the member just brought the recpt. Claimed we gave her chocolate not white. Didn’t bring anything back. No packaging. No crumbs. No copy of original order form. Just a recpt. Guess how she’d paid? Beasn? Anyone?
Just about to fire up Justified.
EBT, Oso?
I’m getting ready to grab a book and read. I’ve already re-read one 3 shelf bookcase of trashy romance novels. Being on a budget sucks. I only get 12 new books a month. I’m actually culling books for the local paperback exchange. (Then I get nervous about touching other peoples books)
Oso…have you tried my blog…
I write trashy short stories…
Now with 65% less spelling mistakes! /a>
Ding! Ding! Ding! Mundo got it right. We paid for the birthday cake and whatever food items that 17.53 will buy before next month. My co-worker that cried last week, uses cake mixes and makes her kids’ cakes herself. She feels bad that she can’t give her kids what they want. IMHO I bet she’d qualify, but she’d never think to apply.
Damn, all the way to the opening credits, and no one has died yet. WTF?
THX fer the link, Mundo, I like trashy short stories. And novellas. Grew up on Ellery Queen magazine.
Mine are more borne out of vicarious wishing and love of redemption than out right romance though.
Encyclopedia Brown and Alfred Hitchcock, too.
Mundo, I read pretty much everything except chick lit.
THERE’S A GODDAMNED CRICKET KEEPS JUMPING ON ME!!!!!
//burns down entire neighborhood just to be sure.
tl:dr.
Is there anal?
Cosplay?
I enjoy YA. The Twilight dealio never interested me, but I enjoyed City of Bones and Hunger Games.
I H8 crickets!!!! And locusts. And those stupid Jericho crickets that are truly evil and deserve FIRE!!!
Part of being 14 is drawing away from your parents and defining who you are. Making choices and choosing paths that are getting you ready for life and adulthood. Only natural to test the boundaries that have been imposed upon you. Control. Choose wisely.
No. Just kill her.
Is MA the state that wants to require facilities that allow receptions to provide receptions for SSM? Like if the parish hall lets you have a reception, you would have to let a gay couple have their reception there too? All I know, is I don’t give a rats ass about civil unions. Just don’t tell my church what to do. I’m still pissed that they let “Mixed marriages” take place at the Main Altar instead of the side altars that were specifically for that crap. 20$
XB, I’m sure you have fond memories of a 14 year old acting out. I’ve read books about military brats.
I was a saintly child.
And despite being technically a military brat, I didn’t go through most of the challenges of bratdom. I have no recollection of my Dad ever deploying, and I went from 1st through 12th grade all in the same school district. The first move I remember was…. to the house next door.
Wha? No skinny dipping? No being brought home by the MP/SP? No sneaking out the window and running around until all hours with your friends? No drinking at the club?
DPUD or the sidebar at Ace’s. Go. NOW!
Nope. I don’t remember anything before living in WA. And housing there was on a separate installation from the airfield. It was basically a nice middle class neighborhood. The club was… 10 miles away? By the time I was in Jr. High, Dad had retired, and I was just another kid.
Not typical. No moving every 2-4 years. No unlimited freedom. No recreating yourself every time you moved.
Nope. Very atypical.
Good Lord! You can’t even shock your friends with stories! You…you…you…civilian!
Lady I work with still walks her 10 yr old to the bus stop. I got my first hickey at 10. Started skipping school at 10. Started babysitting other peoples’ kids at 10. Lost my appendix at 10.
Pretty much.
I did tip a cow once.
We took the derp and the high plains too
Never stopped long, just passing through
A drop of the laughter of the maids of France
Makes a hopeless cripple dance
I prefer cripple fight.
Did you know that the cripple fight is a remake of the fight scene in They Live?
Yes. My dad also engaged in a cripple fight at the home that nearly got him thrown out. I’m all out of bubblegum.
I broke Lent chatting with Sky because I am just so proud of her. Great post at DPUD.
Well, then your Kickass-related avatard is appropriate.
Time to hit the derp. No coffee in the morning.
That referred to your “all out of bubblegum” comment, not the breaking of Lent.
I just wish that I had the bravery that Sky showed at DPUD.
Once you’ve been molested, raped, abused, it just becomes easier after that. The questioning, the doubting, the wondering. The ever present “What if,,,?”
Really brave thing that Sky did. I wish I had her cojones.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18hvf0f3je7zsgif/k-bigpic.gif
http://i.imgur.com/6MqZEMh.gif
I’m really disappointed in the people that support the second amendment vs gun grabbers. The right (and a good portion of the left) are not accusing gun grabbers of wanting more rape.
Fuck the logical arguments and call these people rapists. It works.
I just read hundreds of comments on a lefty site and not one accusation thrown that the left is pro-rape.
Ok, I don’t know anything about the rape case except this: a girl was raped by two guys who are (were) on the football team. The media is ginning up sympathy for the rapists.
I think that is enough info. I can bet my bottom dollar that the guys are black and the girl is not.
Am I right?
This is the only thing I know: when you have to contemplate who the real victim is in a rape conviction, you’re a worthless piece of shit.
I don’t know about their ethnicity and I don’t really care.
not seeing the problem here….
http://tinyurl.com/cw2aqe7
They pulled see-thru pants from the shelves, depriving men of visual comfort, and you don’t see a problem with that?
They pulled see-thru pants from the shelves, depriving men of visual comfort, and you don’t see a problem with that?
maybe I should have stated my point more clearly for the furriner…..
Yeah, wiser. What gives? Why can’t you see what happened with the see through pants?
Maybe they ought to put companies like Fisker into an NCAA type bracket system and Obama would do a better job of picking the winners.
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/03/19/reminder-fisker-about-to-go-all-solyndra-with-200-million-of-your-money/
What? No Fisker pun?
The only time I would support pulling down see-thru yoga pants is when I want to move on to the next level of postures and release my Chakra
No? None of those things?
Then things are better than you ever imagined, and you might oughta chill the fuck down mom.
Yes, she is relatively good. But her behavior yesterday suggests – to ME – that it could lead to bad stuff.
I asked her to pick up her dirty clothes. Well, FIRST I noticed she left a huge clump of ice cream on the floor. When I asked her to clean it up- she gave me that unbelievable stare.
HOW DARE I ASK HER THIS HORRIBLE IMPOSITION????
Then I told her I had visited “her” bathroom yesterday -and that she had 24 hours (see, I gave her a time frame) to get all her dirty clothes off the floor of the bathroom and her bedroom and get it that together so it doesn’t continue.
Because it’s GROSS.
Then she went all … bitchy. I was calm, but told her she had 24 hours or I’m taking the phone.
It was just yucky, and she was so irrational and over-reactive. Then I started hearing about how other parents do so much more for their kids and give them everything they want.
That’s when I started thinking of killing her.
fin
$20
wakey wakey
Fisker? I barely know her.
Atta girl.
Morning children.
I realize that I have yet to learn a lot about American English.
Few months back we were discussing pressure cookers and mentioned a brand called Fagor.
Scott said, ” Fagor? I barely know her.”
Now, after reading Car in’s Fisker comment, it clicks.
LOL.
The H2 is an educational site.
Car in, how old is your youngest?
11.
You in the market to buy?
Best flower girl ever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_gEiKl8JD3Y#t=00m20s
No.
Psssst New Poat