Greetings boys, girls, and tweeners. Welcome to the 63rd consecutive edition of MMM. I’ve got no real take on current events because I’m barely paying attention anymore. Paying attention wasn’t helping, so my hypervigilance has turned to a sort of apathy. That might change, but I’m sort of enjoying the peace and quiet. I do my language training, cook my meals, work, read, lift, sleep, and spend time with my wife. That’s enough for me right now. I can’t stay pegged at 11 all the time, I’m too tired. Stress, man. Too much is too much.
Now, here’s a classy B&W. I’m sure it was either filthy or cheesy when it had color.
This gal has a nice rack.
Tell me, where did the bad man touch you?
Despite the misleading label, I’d content that these are actually some pretty fine hineys.
While the deadlift is one of my favorite exercises, I don’t know that I recommend doing it with an EZ-curl bar, or a wedgie.
I think she’s getting ready to jerk it.
I know I’ve posted this before, but I love my dirty girl.
Time to knock Monday on its fat ass and take its lunch money. Get to it.
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Really? no one is here?
Zeke woke me at 3am yesterday he had to go out. I fell asleep at 5 and missed church.
Today he woke me at 6am, thank goodness for small favors. However as I look around, he is in bed asleep while I lurk here waiting for people to comment.
Maybe I should go back to bed, however at the crack of dawn he will want to go out and play.
No sleep for me.
Oh look! Zeke is here with his ball!
Really? I am owning the thread commenting every 20 min?
So while throwing the ball with Zeke I wondered why I am so stuffed up with a sore throat.
Then I recalled I was on 4 airplanes full of sick people committing germ warfare against their fellow passengers.
*Checks H3, H4, H5, and H6, can’t find anyone, no one is even at H8!
Morning
I need to put a recording thermometer in my garden teepee.
That last one is such a dude.
I just paid bills for the month, along with 6 months of car insurance.
I suddenly feel very motivated to show up for work today.
Dave, you’re just mad that she looks better in that bikini than you do.
Low bar.
Are those pictures supposed to turn people ON to crossfit, or dissuade them?
I’m confused.
You have to admit the last pic has a dudes face.
The bad ass socks are cute
Morning children.
Thanks Leon. Did you see the links I posted for you in the previous thread? (at 7:07)
Are those pictures supposed to turn people ON to crossfit, or dissuade them?
It’s a dual-purpose filter.
The bad ass socks are cute, but while they both look rather in shape, I wouldn’t say “bad ass” is necessary how I’d describe them. THey look a tad young/innocent to be bad ass.
They look like they are in high school.
And once again, if you have to advertise it about yourself, it isn’t true.
I need to put a recording thermometer in my garden teepee.
You are insane.
BTW, insane gardener, can you mail me an extra water lily tuber that you might have laying around? The old ones might still be alive, but they are struggling despite my efforts to fertilize them with goldfish poop.
They do have the innocent thing going on. They also have really nice butts. So I did not take it to mean they were tough.
The one above the bad ass socks pointing at her ass makes me wonder how much?
/Tongue-in-cheek
Tongue-in-cheek
Might want to reconsider that phrase, considering the subject matter.
ewwww
I find some things so .. ironic.
I know a woman who is over the top over food issues; distrustful of food producers, GMO stuff, gluten –
IN your face about all that. Believes that the world should cater to her food needs.
Yet she went to buy a specialty pair of running shoes “to deal with all her issues” and then was disappointed to find herself in pain after her walk.
So I bring up minimalists shoes, and how you can heal your issues, etc, by strengthening your foot and correcting your form. Being a liberal minded person, and not looking to big SHOE, or medicine to solve problems we can solve our self.
Oh no. She “needs” those doctors and special shoes. I just don’t know.
Ftr, I had both knee and hip pain from running, and a heel spur on one foot and a neuroma on the other.
But i don’t know what I’m talking about, and her therapist tells her that minimalist shoes are bad for you, just like those skeetcher tone-up things (which are bad.)
I almost unfriended her for making that comparison.
She’s a lib, and likes to imagine herself a free thinker. Whateve.
Morning all you nice people, and you too Car in!
Morning Mundane.
I have to worky worky all day. Sigh. I worky workied all day yestereday and it was horrible.
Did I wakey wakey yet? I don’t remember.
ubi bibit mubi libip sobo habard thibis mubornibing, aband kebeep bibitibing ibit, oboh mubi puboor libip!
ibits blubeedibing ibin mubi mubouth, obow!
Gross.
She’s an idiot.
And she’s unelectable.
Actually scratch that. She’s an idiot and probably electable.
Ftr, I had both knee and hip pain from running, and a heel spur on one foot and a neuroma on the other.
As an alternative to running, you might consider self-flagellation. Does not require any kind of special shoe.
I have reconsidered the meaning of the word “unelectable” after the results of November 2012.
MJ, quit your self correcting. You’re making us look bad.
OK, Carin, forget self-flagellation. Bite yourself in the mouth. I think Laura has the manual.
But Michael – all my pain is gone.
Without doctors, or shoes to correct and support my issues. In fact, they’re just thin pieces of rubber with laces, practically.
I could have had surgery to correct the neuroma and heelspur and expensive running shoes that needed to be replaced every 3 months.
And I’d probably be walking with a cane.lol.
Admitting that you are wrong is hard. I think it is easier when one has non relativistic views of right and wrong. However most lefties think of themselves as a god, and are so sure of their absolute correctness that truth, logic, or facts, need not apply.
*bites tongue just a little bit
No thank you.
Minimalist shoes?
Never heard of them.
You are right, V-man.
I’ve just known a lot of people who start down the road to medicalize their issues, and they just get worse and worse.
Whether it’s a pill, or whatever. You need to do FIRST whatever it is you can that doesn’t require a pill or a doctor. Surgeries, etc … almost always seem to make it worse.
Minimalist shoes?
Never heard of them.
Shut it, puppy.
My husband was told he could have surgery to correct his neck (broken disks from the car accident 2 years ago that almost killed him), and that otherwise he’d always have the pain.
He chose a more conservative path. He still has pain, but it’s lessened over time.
I can’t stay pegged at 11 all the time, I’m too tired. Stress, man. Too much is too much.
With you Leon. I think outrage overload is part of the strategy, both to whip up the useful idiots and take the heart out of the opposition.
As an alternative to running, you might consider self-flagellation. Does not require any kind of special shoe.
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That’s hilarious. Driving home yesterday, I had the exact same phrase in mind.
That’s hilarious. Driving home yesterday, I had the exact same phrase in mind.
It’s like I don’t even know you MJ.
I expect as much from Michael.
The good thing about socialized medicine is that you end up with unionized doctors.
The good thing about unionized doctors is that they occassionally go on strike and shut down the hospitals.
The good thing about closed hospitals is that you get academic studies showing showing a sudden decline in the mortality rate for the affected community.
Michael, I don’t even know if my lilies survived the Winter here. I was looking at the pond shelf yesterday and noticed pots there. That means I forgot to move the miniature waterlilies to the bottom of the pond last Fall. It is possible they got ice on the crowns, and that kills them.
Won’t know for a couple months.
Luther used to whip himself bloody when he was a monk. Mortification of the flesh was considered a beneficial discipline.
Then he became a Lutheran, and quit whipping himself.
Then he got married.
Full circle.
It’s like I don’t even know you MJ.
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I was just contemplating the idea of self torture. It sort of wonder if I like the pain of it all or the accomplishment. I dunno.
Don’t really care, which is why I forgot about it until asshat brought it up.
It’s your job too. You need to quit so we can talk more. Or I’ll call. Whatevs.
Well Laura, hope some survived.
If you can send me one later, please put a little sticker on it that says “PLANT THIS SIDE DOWN ↓”. I don’t want to be the kind of jerk who would get that wrong, like some numbnuts we know who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with Brave in Lexus.
I think Dave’s tuber problem was 1) because I told him that waterlilies love to anchor in clay but I didn’t know that his clay soil is not actually ‘soil,’ but this horrible caliche crap, and 2) because I sent him my delicate tropical waterlily tubers to overwinter, so naturally that year he got a historic Texas freeze that killed them deader’n Davy Crockett.
Down here we thin out the caliche with WD-40 and then use it as superglue.
First thing I learned when I first relocated to Texas is, after a rain, don’t step in any dirt!!
You will spend 45 minutes cleaning off your shoes with a stiff brush. Might as well throw them away.
Good morning, cool kids.
Good morning, cool kids.
HI CYN!
I like how she calls us kids, like she’s older or something…
*runs
The RNC is dead to me. They can fuck off and die.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/lauraww/bluelilies.jpg
Tropical waterlilies. I had these growing in a tub in the front yard one year.
Another winter weather advisory. *sigh*
Little D.G. has vomiting and a fever ’cause her toofs are coming in.
Some of the guys in this post look effeminate.
Good morning, sultry wimmens and buck-toothed, knuckle-dragging troglodytes.
But but but, hispanic outreach and teh ghey maaaaawage.
Corporate welfare!
Hey! Who needs an earworm on a Monday morning?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLr1cmN17E0
Whoever gives them the most bling gets the votes. Works with every group.
It just so happens that our group recognizes that the greatest thing that government can give us is the freedom to pursue our own interest with as little interference as possible.
Once everybody understands that, we win. Until then, the Free Shit Army wins.
Winter weather? Yah, we has it. Another couple inches of global warming this morning.
War on binders!
*files treads of Jay’s winter tires with super glue*
*fills too*
*punk*
So, FSA wins.
MJ – What kind of drugs do you take in the morning?
Comment by MCPO Airdale on March 18, 2013 11:31 am
MJ – What kind of drugs do you take in the morning?
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Evidently not uppers…………….
PepelP – I’m thinking some form of psilocybin.
FSA always wins, MJ. That’s why elections keep trending Dem.
Reagan pointed out a better way, and that’s why he won in a landslide. Once we get a “great communicator” back, we’ll see it again. But it has to be someone who can drown out ABCCBSMSNBCCNN, cuz they are LOUD!
MJ – What kind of drugs do you take in the morning?
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Adult gummy vitamin. 1 Bayer aspirin. Coffee.
I’ve never done any hallucinogenic drugs.
I’m too scared to find out what’s lurking in my brain.
Heh, I’ll never try them either. Along with coke.
I think I’d just pop from all the extra energy. Maybe even spontaneously combust.
Comment by MJ on March 18, 2013 11:45 am
I’m too scared to find out what’s lurking in my brain.
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Amen to that!
You took an adult vitamin?
HURRY, SOMEBODY MAKE HIM THROW UP! PUMP HIS STOMACH!
What is it about trolls at AOS being horribly racist?
Now that Hillary doesn’t have an uppity black man to deal with, she can get on with Bill’s third and fourth terms.
I haven’t trolled an Ace thread in a very long time. Maybe this afternoon…
Texas caliche will kill tubers deader’n Julius Caesar.
In a few years people will calling this the lost decade. She’s going to have to run against Obama and a minority Republican ticket, most likely, which will make her a massive racist.
It’s gonna be fun.
The girl is mad ’cause her job called her in. Pffft, I say. PFFFT.
You wanna go to a tropical island for a summer class, you’re gonna have to work for it.
demonrats/GOP – tomato, tomoto
You know what sucks? The BiL had to get hernia surgery and a week later comes down with bronchitis, which has now turned into pneumonia.
Purple bra ass pointer is a dude.
Beasn – How are you filling your days currently?
Comment of the day (so far) from Steyn’s post here on food stamps.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/343190/snap-crackle-and-bust-mark-steyn
Good morning, trans-Americans.
http://freebeacon.com/americas-deadliest-sniper-immortalized/
Good morning, hosefuckers. How have you all been?
That’s cool, laura.
Nice find, laura. Good to see he’ll be remembered.
Purple bra ass pointer is a dude.
Filthy, filthy lies. Bewbs might be fake, tho.
Bewbs might be fake, tho.
Might be? There’s more silicone there than a gallon container of WD40.
While it’s hands are small, it’s elbows look high.
Nice legs, though.
Beasn – How are you filling your days currently?
Housework, reading, de-stressing until I read the newsELEVENTY!!!, dabbling with this and that, trying to stay warm, trying to get over sinus/gut bug that moved it’s illegal family in.
Beasn – STAY AWAY FROM THE NEWS!!!
The girls with the “bad ass” sox are cute, but they have what my Korean friends refer to as “radish legs.”
Chief, if I do that, how will I be able to figure out when to take all of my cash out of the bank?
*begins digging holes*
Whaddayouknow….banks in Cyprus closed ’til Thursday.
*wonders if anyone is rioting yet*
*wonders where the ‘occupy’ anarchists are shooting up*
The girls with the “bad ass” sox are cute, but they have what my Korean friends refer to as “radish legs.”
Say it with me: robust hindquarters.
Or, if you prefer: vigorous haunches.
I think the poet known as Sir Mix-a-lot may have written a ballad about it at one point.
Bam!
Pow!
Zowie!
I like this comment at ft.com
“At least the Cypriots are making the rich pay their fair share, unlike in other countries”
You are perhaps more familiar with the works of Sir-Mix-A-Lot than I am, but I do not recall any songs of his which discuss women with short, thick legs.
This guy, on the other hand…
The average temperature for today is 55F. *sigh*
http://tinyurl.com/but822l
Global warming sucks!
A woman with skinny legs is useless to me.
You can’t haul manure without stout gams.
>> Dave, you’re just mad that she looks better in that bikini than you do.
I wish she was wearing a burka. Gah-ross.
I’ve seen Leon and Lauraw together, so they can’t be the same person.
/manureblog
I guess Joe Tex didn’t have much manure that needed hauling.
http://youtu.be/afRAK_MPbgc
Why do ravel and unravel mean the same thing?
I thought ravel wrote bolero.
http://is.gd/ITmRjC
Peel and unpeel too, HS
The latest genius idea I’ve heard from the left is to put a sales tax on Wall Street. Just add a 1 or 2% transaction tax on every stock trade and voila deficit solved. Plus there’s the added benefit of making the evil capitalists pay.
Bzzzzttt No, Larra, unpeeled does not mean the same thing as peeled.
But how about flammable and inflammable? They mean the same thing.
No wonder we have to press 1 to continue in English.
I think we should tax those hipster douchebag neck-scarves that seem to be all the rage.
You’ve probably never seen them.
The latest genius idea from the left is to tax all transactions on Wall Street. A simple 1 or 2% fee on all trades, and voila, deficit solved. Plus the added benefit of making that bad Wall Street pay. They seem to have the idea that Wall Street is a single entity.
WTF? Wordpuss doesn’t post, then does? Fuck you WordPress.
Did you know that when you tell someone on the internet that they are incorrect about something, your odds of making a spelling error go up to nearly 100 percent?
YOUR WONG!
Larra was on purpose, so, no.
RONG!
Some of the comments are comedy gold.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2295082/Why-does-devil-The-Bible-look-exactly-like-President-Obama.html
A woman with skinny legs is useless to me.
You can’t haul manure without stout gams.
I want a woman who can crush my head with her thighs.
Wall Street would love that. It’d kill all the small brokerage houses and small traders. Then they could get the rate lowered to something more manageable, like .01%
I want a woman who can crush my head with her thighs.
Ditto.
Penelope asked if I wanted her to make deviled eggs for Easter.
Leon, did you look at my steak on the hoof pic?
That is a damnable lie, I have never been on a porpoise and you can’t prove it because we destroyed the negatives.
it was a Dolphin…
I couldn’t get it loaded, Pepe. I’ll have to try again tonight.
You know, those are dangerously close to being puns.
I want a woman who can crush my head with her thighs.
Sure, you say that now, but the gaping hole in your neck where your skull used to be will be whistling a different tune somewhere down the line.
Oh, like we don’t have enough pun-dits on the right as it is.
I was cleaning out m y office this weekend and I found a boomerang that I bought in Australia a number of years back.
So I decided to take it outside and give it a try.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I like my women like I like my coffee, not crushing my head thank you very much.
Leon, you’re a sick man.
My cross-eyed brother-in-law tried to be a teacher once, but it didn’t work out for him.
He simply couldn’t control his pupils.
Leon, you’re a sick man.
And yet, I’m not the one who deliberately put tranny pics on the blog.
Jus’ sayin’.
deliberately
That was sick. But it was also very, very funny.
I’d like a woman that could crush me with her thighs, but chooses not to.
I want a woman who can crush my head with her thighs.
NCIS, season 10 premiere, Tony and Ziva stuck in the elevator after a car bomb blasted the building. Ziva is sitting on Tony’s shoulders beating on ceiling panels. Tony thoroughly enjoying it.
deliberately
I just wanted to stress that I’ve never done it on purpose. I’m willing to lay $10 that I haven’t done it in a single MMM.
I’d like a woman that could crush me with her thighs, but chooses not to.
I thought this went without saying, but I may have been overestimating my audience.
did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?
he won a no-bell prize.
I like my women like I like my coffee, not crushing my head thank you very much.
Black, bitter and room temperature?
I like my women like I like my coffee, not crushing my head thank you very much.
I didn’t say I would want her to crush my head, only that she be capable. There is something about a painful vice grip against your ears and a menacing growl every time you try to come up for air that focuses the mind wonderfully on the task at hand.
I like my women like I like my coffee
hot, steamy and available at a drive-thru window
I seem to prefer a very thin form lately. That isn’t to say not strong, but thin.
Its something about the gap that gets me.
Its something about the gap that gets me.
Whereas leon is not a fan of the gap whatsoever.
He much prefers there to be a big strapping cock there instead.
I like my women like I like my coffee–ground up and freeze dried for freshness.
I like my women like I like my coffee – with free refills
I like my women like I like my coffee too.
*just wanted to be part of something.
I like my women like my coffee- dirt cheap and available on most every street corner.
I like my women like I like my coffee – when I’m drunk and it’s closing time
I like my women like my coffee: strong, cheap and full of whiskey.
I apparently like my coffee to be Italian and snobby.
I just got my new laptop. It has Windows 8. Wish me luck.
I like my women like my coffee: sweet and hot.
It was nice to know you, Sean.
I had a desktop that ran Windows ME for years, so I doubt there’s all that much they could throw at me that would faze me too badly.
Okay, I’m on it right now. Downloaded palemoon and it looks like things are okay so far.
**H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
“Anybody heard from Sean lately? It’s like he dropped off the face of the Earth.”
**Reply to H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
“Yeah, I think I saw him hanging out in the MS Help forums again. Dude spends all of his time there now, for some reason….”
I like my coffee like my women: Colombian and stored in my cellar.
**Reply to H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
“He shoulda got a Mac like I told him to.
The abbreviation for Windows 8: W8.
**Reply to H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
“Where’s that whore, Mare?”
**Reply to H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
You’re
/hotspur
**Reply to H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
I’ve got a recipe for that that’s even better…..
**Reply to H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
Sell the house. Sell the car. Sell the kids. Find someone else. Forget it! I’m never coming back. Forget it!
One of the gals I dated between wives had the thigh gap, but she was also just generally thin. Nowadays I consider it a sign of poor leg strength.
Sell the house. Sell the car. Sell the kids. Find someone else. Forget it! I’m never coming back. Forget it!
The funny thing is that it’ll be Jewstin saying it, and we won’t know WTF he’s talking about.
We never know WTF Jewstin is talking about.
I think he talks a lot about cabinets lately. Probably code for something.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Does anyone actually fall for Cankles’ claptrap?
I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Feeling a little blue?
Does anyone actually fall for Cankles’ claptrap?
Ed Schultz and Chrissy “Tingles” Matthews probably do.
I used to work in a donut shop, but I eventually quit.
I just got tired of the hole thing.
Does anyone actually fall for Cankles’ claptrap?
I’d say about 50% of the people in this country do. Willingly.
Does anyone actually fall for Cankles’ claptrap?
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Are you serious? Absolutely. She’s very popular. I sometimes wonder what Palin could have done if she didn’t do reality tv and what not.
I just got tired of the hole thing.
Sort of empty inside..
They would be the same people who believed that Romney wanted to outlaw tampons.
Bloody stupid, IMO
When tampons are outlawed, only outlaws will have tampons.
Sort of empty inside..
I just felt like I was spending my days going round and round…
The last minute push should be toward young men in 2016, saying something like, “Hillary wants to ban internet porn.”
If Rand is the candidate, armies of soft palmed men will be voting.
When I was in Mexico, I had a really bad bungee jumping accident, but luckily I was able to bounce back from it pretty quickly.
I like my women like my coffee: Strong, dark, and, in my hand.
**Reply to H2 comment from 3 months in the future**
It is 95 and raining like a mofo
This will end well:
http://www.vice.com/read/chinas-taking-over-the-world-with-a-massive-genetic-engineering-program
*makes 17.3 brazillian dollar donation to Laura’s “Kill Wiserbud’s Puns Fund”*
luckily I was able to bounce back from it pretty quickly.
Now you have a spring in your step?
The bulldykes on my FaceFuck friends list are positively wetting themselves over Cankles’s pandering.
*adds 2.3 brazillian more to Laura’s fund with note that this donation is specifically to kill AD with a rubber chicken*
I like brazilians…
The bulldykes on my FaceFuck friends list are positively wetting themselves over Cankles’s pandering.
ask them if A) would they have voted for her anyway and b) just how much power to they think a President has?
Cankles’
/Hotsp… oh, wait…
I like brazilians…
Figures. Most of their good looking women are trannies….
I like brazilians…
Who doesn’t?
I was actually planning to make some Brazil nut butter soon.
Figures. Most of their good looking women are trannies….
Automatic or Manuel?
Afternoon.
Most of their good looking women are trannies….
I was actually planning to make some Brazil nut butter soon.
hmmmmm………
Hey, Jew!
Today I built fifty (50) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/d6qlzjx
Wiser!
http://tinyurl.com/7ybnvap
http://tinyurl.com/7ybnvap
okay, I’ve got my hand there. now what happens?
Bzzzttttt….
http://www.englishclub.com/grammar/nouns-possessive.htm
Is the butter the by-product of the Brazillian nut balls? Wait… I have changed my mind about wanting the answer to that.
well, band rehearsal beckons. After all the fun I’ve had here today, I hope I am able to conduct myself properly.
Don’t blow your top.
now what happens?
Hold it there until you feel something.
*cancels donation to Laura; decides to personally beat wiserbud about the head and shoulders with 10 manual brazillian trannies*
No, Cyn. The Brazil nuts were originally going to be nut ballz, but I’ve decided to just try making them into nut butter.
Today A asked Supervisor for a transfer.
Me: I don’t suppose I need to ask why.
A: *Gives Manticore the stink-eye.*
Me: Hah! SURPRISE!
Is there a lot of turn-over on Manticore’s crew? Assuming there is, you’d think mgmt would notice this.
personally beat wiserbud about the head and shoulders with 10 manual brazillian trannies
He would enjoy it too much. You need to shift your thinking.
Yeah. When I started there were eight people in my department.
Four quit, one transferred, and two others are asking to transfer.
But there’s a lot of turnover in the factory. People don’t like the hours, and they’re lazy.
*loads automatic brazillian rubber chickens into trebuchet and aims NE*
Have the puns stopped?
Yeah, people are generally lazy, I get that. I hope that the folks leaving or requesting transfers are being honest in their exit interviews, again, assuming that those are done at your company. I’d probably say something about her/it if I were leaving (but maybe not if transferring).
Have the puns stopped?
No, they just are on break. Union shop.
and aims NE
You’ll likely hit lauraw – she is in the way.
Ouch! Ring any bells?
“A government resting on the minority is an aristocracy, not a Republic, and could not be safe with a numerical and physical force against it, without a standing army, an enslaved press and a disarmed populace.”—James Madison
She is planting peas.
It’s 34 degrees out there and snow is coming.
Management knows. Rumor has it she helps the VP with his wenus (iykwim). Every time she has a meeting in his office he pulls the blinds.
So the BiL not only is recovering from hernia surgery and has come down with pneumonia, but now has blood clots in his legs and they are thinking he may have a couple in his lungs.
I blame a less than sterile hospital.
And now she is done planting peas. And her hands are frozen. And because it’s going to snow tonight she is treating herself to an eggnog. Fuckitall.
Hey MJ, try Zubrowka in egg nog.
Jewstin, put a hidden camera in the VP’s office and catch them.
http://i.imgur.com/9iAyycY.gif
Memorial Day for peas here laura. You’re lucky!
Do you feel lucky or just numb?
http://i.imgur.com/9iAyycY.gif
LauraW driving to work with a loose tow chain on her truck.
Do you feel lucky or just numb?
Comfortably numb.
Yay…home. The son is in his behavior therapy. I got Boneless Skinless Chicken Chests marinating, and am looking forward to a nice salad for dinner.
Sigh…
Dave nailed it.
Stealing that, Pups.
Reg, fake
http://i.imgur.com/LcBX9DK.gif
I certainly don’t want to piss off the northerners…….we all know how well that turned out last time, but I’m having to really work at not cranking the AC out hyaw. I think I’m morally bound to not crank it up during the winter……which is not over until tomorrow night at midnight if I’m not mistaken. But shit……it’s 78 fucking degrees in the house right now. I’m in a wifebeater and speedo with all the ceiling fans running.
AHAHAHAHAH! Awesome.
http://imgur.com/gallery/pKRxrSy
Hey MJ, try Zubrowka in egg nog.
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That’s a splendid idea.
AHAHAHAHAH! Awesome.
http://imgur.com/gallery/pKRxrSy
HAHAHA! The comments as you read down are even more hilarious. Lefty tears and assploded heads make me laugh and laugh!
http://i.imgur.com/rMhIV9b.gif
Mare, where are you?
WHO LEFT THE GATE OPEN!
Pendejo?
http://tinyurl.com/3tfc2dh
PG – our A/C went on last week for a few hours when we hit 96. My office a/c is running as we speak and my window is open. *flips off Gaia with both hands*
Pendejo?Dave’s Lawn Mowing ‘Outfit’
{{shudders}}
Shit……I wish!!! That guy’s a pantydroppin motherfucker for sure!
I wore this shirt to the race on Sunday:
http://is.gd/nrlUTL
Usually I wear this one, but it the chicks seemed to really have something to say about the first one.
http://images.nike.com/is/image/DotCom/424256_032_A?$AFI$
I just gotta switch the thermostat from heat to cool and it’ll do it’s thing. But I really feel like I ought to wait until spring. I’ve no rational reason.
No more SCOAMF shirt, MJ?
Jimbro, you can plant peas in Maine in early April.
Mrs MJ doesn’t like that one.
It’s in retirement.
I’m in the Leon camp of not paying attention to shit these days.
I turn the heat off on April 1st to the dismay of my future wife.
Mrs MJ doesn’t like that one.
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Hahahahahahaha. Shut up.
They are two months ahead of most of the other crops.
http://www.mofga.org/Publications/ArticlesforReprinting/PlantPeasOnPatriotsDay/tabid/922/Default.aspx
You’re right laura…confused my holidays!
I have been running the A/C all day PG. Florida and Texas are usually close temp wise. Well east Texas I don’t think West Texas applies
Maybe the Houston San Antonio Galveston triangle would be better than just east Texas
I should get some snow pea seed and plant that last trellis. They keep so much better in the freezer than sugarsnaps.
Hm.
Scott got my tow chain driving like a bat outta hell joke.
Heh.
Sure, you can plant peas. If you like that sort of thing.
(fuck peas they’re gross).
http://youtu.be/7qnd-hdmgfk
I like raw sugar snap peas and stir fried snow peas.
Pea peas? Not so much
heh
I should have planted more peas. I have 4 I planted 6.
I am guessing peas are like strawberrys plant a lot or do not bother.
Snow peas are ok I guess, inoffensive, if you surround them with other things that are edible like stir fry.
But peas peas? Those round things? I’m gagging just thinking about them.
Strawberries spread like weeds if you don’t keep pinching the runners.
Laura just wants to achieve whirled peas…
Cold peas are good in salad.
Zubrowka and peas is ok, but not great.
I started with 2 strawberry plants Jewston, even with runners I had 8. the yield was 2 strawberries a day. What can you do with 2?
I don’t bother planting shelling peas either. They’re so cheap in the stores and the quality is not much worse from homegrown after cooking.
Snow peas and sugarsnaps, that’s all I bother with. They’re better for you, anyway.
Vmax, I dig a long trench down a narrow row and scatter seeds in it thickly. About three abreast, even touching each other, all down the row. End up with a thicket of hundreds of plants. Peas like being crowded together.
>> Cold peas are good in salad.
She got to you.
Daaaaaaaaamn.
I planted 6 in a 20 gallon bucket on my porch Laura. Maybe 30″ dia x 24″ deep. with a 8′ sheet of galvanized wire lath for a trellis. They like the GWL. How many do you think you would plant is a container that size?
Vmax, once you have a good crop of strawberry plants, you have to pinch the runners. Then they’ll put more energy into making berries instead of making clones.
Also 2 strawberries can garnish two strawberry daiquiris.
Did anybody describe anybody else to a police sketch artist today?
*raises hand*
Yes, I did. I put out an APB on Mare. The police artist let me have a copy: http://is.gd/KmL6VU
Let’s put that right up here…
*affixes drawing to refrigerator door with magnet*
Did Mare give us up for lent? Or is she on a 57 state killing spree? I forget.
30-50, Vmax.
She is probably being moved again.
*affixes drawing to refrigerator door with magnet*
It looks just like her.
Probably.
Right?!?
*gets quivery lower lip*
If you want to get them off to an earlier start, soak them overnight in a little warm water. Sprinkle legume inoculant in the furrow if you have some on hand. It really improves the yields and gives you big busty plants.
I grew some wax beans with inoculant and some without, one year. The difference was obvious.
It’s the best picture of mare I’ve ever seen, sweetie.
*pats Cyn on the head*
°
Mare’s meeting me tonight at Ranger stadium for a baseball.
*looks at my watch*
mare?
http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/45685175471
Heh.
http://pbfcomics.com/257/
beasn wins.
Mare has been staying here for weeks.
We’ve been working on craft projects.
http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/45644205519
You don’t suppose…Maybe the French got her!
Big Busty plants.
2 out of 3?
What is inoculant? Never mind I can bing
Tard bomb makes me happy.
We have been inoculating for 3 years. Zero flu.
Mare: MJ can you bring me a yard of black felt?
MJ: Of course! I was just thinking our H2 puppet theater needs a curtain.
Mare: It’s like you read my mind.
*MJ and Mare hug, smile, and look at each other with heads tilted.
So far every time I hear Dr Carson I think better of him. I know he stepped in it a few weeks back, but he certainly seems like an impressive thoughtful man.
Tard bomb makes me happy.
I know, right?
The left is trying the old, ‘he doesn’t have any experience!!’ thing.
I believe that ship has sailed. Not saying its a good idea, but its no longer a valid argument.
I bought Linguica today because Laura makes it and I wonder what it tastes like.
I believe that ship has sailed.
Thing is, that doesn’t apply to them because shut up, that’s why.
Yea MJ
A head of pediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins has much less experience than a community organizer.
It is hard not to guffaw at that picture.
Its a bit of circular logic.
They say we were opposed to Obama because he had no experience.
That’s largely correct.
They say Dr Carson is inexperienced, but fail to mention that they believe Obama has done a great job…with no experience.
Fuck em.
*MJ and Mare hug, smile, and look at each other with heads tilted.
http://tinyurl.com/buxndj7
*is on the phone with Tracfone people; covers the mic*
Jesusonapogostick, these people are fucking idiots!!!!!
*uncovers the mic and speaks with a smile to the Tracfone operator*
Did the Frenchy French loose in Mali yet? I thought I heard they were going to surrender.
A head of pediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins has much less experience than a community organizer.
What they mean is, “SHUT YOUR SOUP COOLER, RACIST TEABAGGER!”
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2f830Xl9O1roe7m5o1_500.jpg
Mundy nails it
Oh fer f*ck’s sake. Biology, how does it work?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2295236/Rise-happy-housewife-How-new-wave-feminists-giving-careers-stay-home-WANT-to.html
—–New York University sociologist Kathleen Gerson, author of The Unfinished Revolution: Coming of Age in a New Era of Gender, Work and Family, noted in 2010 that a quarter of women would still choose a traditional domestic arrangement over the independence that comes with a career, despite all
She said more mothers believe ‘that only a parent can provide an acceptable level of care’ and that ‘they are the only parent available for the job.’————
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—-In her much-discussed Atlantic piece, Why Women Still Can’t Have It All, Anne-Marie Slaughter called for better workplace programs: more parental leave, more part-time and flextime options.
But even she admits this new breed of women could be on to something. ‘Are there characteristics inherent in sex differences that make women more nurturing and men more assertive?’ she asks in Lean In. ‘Quite possibly.’—–
I found out a little about the Houston job today. HR vetted me and stated they liked me. Because of the holiday and spring break the decision makers have not made a decision yet.
I have not heard from VA Traffic Engineers either. Fingers crossed for tomorrow.
Mr. Beasn and I are going to apply for a grant to study if there is a biological difference between men and women.
He’s thinking $2 billion should be enough.
Then we will apply for another grant to study if the Pope is Catholic.
I’m going to go for Solyndra-style billions for that one. It’s complexier.
Vmax, you are in my prayers, hon.
Two words, beasn: Fat. Lesbians.
Thank you Beasn, you are the best.
Are there characteristics inherent in sex differences that make women more nurturing and men more assertive?’
This is the result of $120,000 of tuition. That dull heifer has never heard of sexual dimorphism.
Lesbians in a relationship get fat because, “Hey, why am i working out? I am ‘married’ now! Pass the Haagen-daz!”
Exactly sean. Which makes my application regarding the Popeness, more likely to be rewarded with some of that sweet sweet nectar of gubmint teats.
Sean, I derp in your general direction.
Beasn, I think we need to arrange a meeting between your avatard’s rubber fist and my avatard’s face.
http://i.minus.com/iVIIuj8CLEm5v.gif
*covers phone mic*
Done with Tracfone idiots; now on the phone with credit card company idiots
*smiles into phone mic and resumes answering questions*
*answers my phone* OH hi Cyn!
Hey… fun! Looks like we happen to be part of that BofA theft of card numbers a few weeks back. Yay!
New cards, new number, all fixtd. Tomorrow, call all the autopay stuff to give them the new number. Yay!
But now, finally… dinner.
http://i.imgur.com/sD1xFnV.gif
Bad monkey.
Yeah, I was pretty happy with Tracphone until I switched phones. Jeebus, getting teefs pulled was more fun than dealing with those idiots.
snow peas in CT gonna be under a foot of snow soon.
SOON
Beasn, I think we need to arrange a meeting between your avatard’s rubber fist and my avatard’s face.
Bring it over, I’ll pop it.
That woman can spank my monkey any time she wants.
that ain’t raht.
OK.. school night. Nite goobers.
Night
dammit…Tushar beat me to that joke!
Really? I thought the monkey joke was fruit too low for even me.
Since when do you have ‘low’ limits?
It’s hurts to stoop that low.
Cyn, what color skin tight leggings are you wearing right now?
I’m not saying this is the greatest tumblr in the history of mankind, merely that it could be.
http://legginspot.tumblr.com/
Occasionally NSFW for bewbs.
Charcoal black. Yannow, the typical Monday lay-about-the-house-attire.
We’re like twins!
Fraternal, not identical.
I know!!! Squeeeeeeee!
Well, no; not identical. My boobs are bigger. I think.
Bewbz? Where?
Ha!
Xbrad isn’t too far from you, comparatively speaking, so there you go.
I dunno. I may have gained a little weight since we last met.
~waves~
*waves eastward*
So…. I dunno who is even in March Madness. Kinda hard to fill out my brackets.
Night all…
G’night, Mundo. I’m having problems with my West bracket. My 2 favorite teams are both there and I believe in only filling out one bracket.
I’m off to beddedness too. See you peeps in the morning. xxx
G’night Cyn.
beasn in a comment above: ” Mr. Beasn and I are going to apply for a grant to study if there is a biological difference between men and women. He’s thinking $2 billion should be enough.”
Barb, women have vajayjays and men want in them. I just saved you a ton of research and time. You’re welcome.
Oh, by the way, just send that $2 billion to me via a cashier’s check. Okay?
Well, so far, Windows 8 isn’t terrible.
Were Mare daughters on Spring Break or am I hyped up on goofballs?
>>Well, so far, Windows 8 isn’t terrible.
First comes delusion, followed by denial.
Heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg
And baby, remember
It’s my life and I’ll do what I want
It’s my mind and I’ll think like I want
You show me I’m wrong, it’ll hurt me sometime
But some day I’ll derp you real fine
Good morning all! Snow to hit here mid morning and continue overnight. Projected to get 8-12″ here and up to 17-18″ further inland.
Spring? Never heard of it…
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130318104738.htm
Article about relighting cigarettes. As always, science is admixed with politics:
“ignificantly higher rates of relighting were found among females, African-Americans, and smokers who are divorced, widowed or separated. The behavior was more prevalent among smokers who started at a younger age, have fewer cigarettes per day, smoke menthol cigarettes and wake up at night to smoke.”
There’s a standing joke James Taranto uses “World ends, women, minorities hardest hit” and I think it applies here.
Morning.
Morning Jewstin. I’m off to work before this latest round of warming hits. Gonna stop by Walmart on the way to work and see if the truck dropped off any ammo I can use.
wakey wakey.
I hate my dog
guhmerma carn
I love my SCOAMF shirt. I thought I lost it – it was missing for about a month. It had gotten tossed into a cabinet in the laundry room. Stupid kids.
I love peas – and cold in a salad is one of my favorite ways to eat them.
*waits for Dave to call
Hi.
*eats handful of mushrooms
Morning Lauraw! How are you this fine day?
*looks at calender
oops.
*scurries away
You hate your dog? Dorkus here woke me up with needy noises at 1:50. I took him outside and he had himself a whiz. Mind you, it’s cold and raw, there’s fresh snow on the ground and a light freezing mist is falling.
So what does he do?
He starts heading out into the backyard like it’s Explorer Time. Sure! Fine day for a walkie! At 2 am during a Winter storm is my favorite time, too, amirite?!
“Hey hey heyheyNONONO!” Thankfully he regained his senses and came back before I had to trudge out into the snow and grab him.
But, sheesh.
Would have been a perfect time for another coyote attack, too, with my husband inside, sleeping like all normal people.
I’ve got a better one, Lauraw.
Stupid dog woke me up at 5:55. Wanted to go outside. Ok, I let her out. She basically walked from the front door to the porch door (she has this pattern of in/out – one door is for exiting, the other for entering), doing NOTHING. I mean,she wasn’t out there long enough for anything except to make that walk.
I go back to bed where I try (fruitlessly) to fall back asleep for an hour. No go. I get back up and stupid dog had crapped all over the floor.
She is now resting comfortably on the couch.
You win.
Indoor craps are the ace of rotten dog stories.
Hahahaha. I leave the back door open so the dogs can take themselves in and out during the day.
Go out for a run…pug craps in the lounge area.
Door was open. Big bathroom outside. Lots of grass. Lots.
I’m sure she did it because she begged and begged someone for food late last night.
She is so horrible. Insufferably when she wants food- which is 24/7, but if you give in? Crap on the floor.
She cannot be fed past 6 pm,but someone drops the ball and gives her stuff.
I had dinner at 7pm last night.
*craps on floor
That’s why Mrs MJ has to keep you on a short leash.
We let the dog out during the day to walk around and do Explorer Time in the yard, but at night I watch him more strictly since he was attacked. He’s almost 14 now and I doubt he could repel a young determined coyote. The last one to go at him was a brute about a head taller than him. Ridiculous.
Well aren’t you clever this morning?
Well, I’ve been up for a while. I’m WIDE awake.
*kicks dog
*nails ‘COYOTE FREE ZONE’ sign on lauraw’s fence. Equips dog with coyote whistle.
I’ve got one more shift (lunch)then I get two glorious days off.
Unless someone calls me to pick up a shift.
That’s a good idea MJ.
* installs call box *
Well, spring break got cut short. Stomach bug that was bad enough to make me ask Mr. RFH to look up appendicitis.
So what did I miss around here?
Well done MCPO, well done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A2ZG4pRgTDs
2 days off?!
*Looks for mile marker on call box*
*Bans large hybrid assault coyotes
Are you feeling better now, Roamy?
My dog refuses to wear a whistle. He says the other dogs will make fun of him, and he can’t purse his lips anyway.
Besides, he’s already got a whistle in his nose that he can use.
This is still up?
Man, I was really hoping it was already Tuesday. I’m tired enough for it to be Friday. Stupid wife’s-second-shift-job.
Still sore, Oso, but no longer worried about appendicitis. I lost 4 lbs.
Wow, sorry to hear that Romy. Sounds miserable. Glad you’re feeling better.
Gimme a minute, and I’ll put up a new poat.
Just read upthread. Sounds yucky, Roamy. Food poisoning?
Gluten?
Gluten would do that.
New poat!
She should get tested for celiac disease.