I’m still working on getting someone to pay me for my hurricane predictions, but what with the sequester and junk, it seems my plan to become incredibly wealthy with a bare minimum of work has hit a bit of a speed bump.
But I’m still hopeful that someday my genius regarding, among many other things, predicting hurricanes will eventually be recognized. And then, it’s easy street, baby!
So, just to keep you all up to date:
2012 Predictions vs. Actual:
7-12 named storms (wrong) – Actual number – 19
3-13 hurricanes (RIGHT!) – Actual number – 10
1-6 major hurricanes (RIGHT!) – Actual number – 2
So, last year, I went 2 for 3, meaning I hit 66.6% accuracy! And that was with 100% confidence, something the NOAA never has. And that increases my overall accuracy rating to 55+%!!
I think that merits a smile, don’t you, Erica?
“Wiserbud, I love you and your big, big brain”
I love you too, baby.
NOW WHERE’S MY MONEY, BITCHES??!?!
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Poat Wars
Pushed Carin down like the fat kid on the playground who eats his boogers.
it ain’t a war iffin I already won.
Pushed Carin down like the fat kid on the playground who eats his boogers.
Well, who cares about stupid music poats anyway, amirite?
This is s-o-o-o rude!
It was already being written when everyone started talking about needing a new post.
See, if the person who put up the last post had checked first, they would have seen another post was already being written.
I checked first. ‘Cause that’s the kind of guy I am.
So who’s the rude one here?
heh.
The next wave in H2 poats. Gender specific comment threads.
All the chicks are on the last thread, all the guys are here.
It is Cyn’s fault for egging Carin on
It is Cyn’s fault for egging Carin on
*gives Cyn a garden variety slap
Carin is easily led.
I only asked for one new poat… but hello Erica!
but hello Erica!
aka Cyn-bait
I guess I have to update my comment re: the two poats.
Guys (and the lovely Cyn) here, women and gays there.
it’s always amazes me how mindless drivel will attract the LIVs
Hhaha!
Mom’s made to recovery. So another two hours assuming no issues.
As for the accusation that I cheated, if you look at the links to my two previous hurricane posts, you will find that there were women in both of them as well.
It’s called a “theme.”
Yay, Cyn!!! Yay, Cyn’s Mom!!!
Wiserbud: Creates posts with humor, content and yes, hawt chicks.
Car In: Steals PJM’s schtick.
Being a LIV is liberating. I’m getting 5 hours of sleep now.
What, no poll?
Mom’s made to recovery. So another two hours assuming no issues.
Great news.
What, no poll?
what’s to poll?
I will be tracking my predictions and will report back to you in 2014.
I know this has probably never happened before, but you’re a tad premature.
I love people so much sometimes.
I do payroll at the store. Manager went on road trip with owner last weekend. Since she couldn’t clock in, I asked the owner how much I needed to pay her for the weekend trip.
He tells me he put her hours in the system.
Okey dokey, so I do payroll, based on those hours.
I just got an angry call from the manager about how much she got paid.
Babe, talk to the owner.
I know this has probably never happened before, but you’re a tad premature.
yeah, I know, but this is important stuff we’re talking about here!!
It’s not an obsession, Car In.
Perhaps you should have read the style guide more closely.
Being a LIV is liberating. I’m getting 5 hours of sleep now.
luxury
“I just got an angry call from the manager about how much she got paid.”
I have heard this before.
My dilemma right now, both dogs are asleep on my legs and I’ve finished all the books within arms reach of the sofa. If I move to get a new book, they’ll wake up and get “all needy.” (Listening to covers of Waylon songs)
I have heard this before.
Solution: Very nicely remind her that I simply wrote the checks based on the information I am given. You have a problem? Talk to the owner.
One hour down, one to go!
One hour down, one to go!
MOOOM!!! CYN’S LIVE-BLOGGING HER SEX AGAIN!!!!
>>…they’ll wake up and get “all needy.”
Ha! Spoilt doggies.
I’m seriously crushing on Ted Cruz. He keeps pissing off all the right people.
You’re the one paying for it. No refunds!
Spoilt doggies don’t like it when I watch video on my phone. They didn’t like the Ted Cruz link at the HQ.
I’m seriously crushing on Ted Cruz. He keeps pissing off all the right people.
Diane “Proud Jr. High Graduate” Feinstein looked like she was about to blow a gasket. I like.
You’re the one paying for it. No refunds!
Well, then pay attention to the task at hand, wouldya?
I forgot that Sean has both of the histrionic Senators not named Lindsey or McCain.
Happy Steak and BJ day, everyone!
Heh. This may be old, but the first line is fucking perfect.
>>Well, then pay attention to the task at hand, wouldya?
You betcha. Just lemme get my magnifier here…
You betcha. Just lemme get my magnifier here…
ummm… I’m paying you here, remember?
And if you don’t like how much, talk to the manager
And if you don’t like how much, talk to the manager
zackly..
wait….
“I have heard this before.”
No. The owner did this before. Isn’t he the guy that expects someone to attend a convention with him and their pay is room and board?
*readies the pimp-hand*
Thirty minute count down now!! Get ready!!
Isn’t he the guy that expects someone to attend a convention with him and their pay is room and board?
oh yeah. that’s why I told the manager to make sure she discussed her pay while on the road before she went.
Screwed that other kid over pretty hard
Thirty minute count down now!! Get ready!!
*grips ropes tighter
I’m ready
I forgot that Sean has both of the histrionic Senators not named Lindsey or McCain.
Don’t blame me, I voted for whatever penniless, near-anonymous functionaries our inept state GOP ran against them.
>>oh yeah. that’s why I told the manager to make sure she discussed her pay while on the road before she went.
Wow; cheap bastage.
>>>I’m ready
You only think you are.
Our Senators are too bland to stir up much H8. Neither of them had the cojones to stand with Wyden. Both play to the NM leanings toward Libertarianism. Dropped the ball last week.
Thirty minute count down now!! Get ready!!
I cannot believe nobody linked this in response…
http://youtu.be/FjeMDvCdrtc
I’m still sorry about McLame; perhaps when enough old people die off here, they’ll forget his “contributions” to history because that’s the only reason he’s still here.
Maybe Meggy Mac could run for the seat when her dad retires/
>>I cannot believe nobody linked this in response…
I know!! Lazy puckers.
*books ticket to kill Oso at once*
Aww, dammit. Autocucumbered on phuckers.
Is this you on the Cruz thread, Wiser?
86 Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Posted by: Ted Cruz (R) Delta Tau Chi at March 14, 2013 01:30 PM (8ZskC)
Because if it’s not you it should be.
Maybe Meggy Mac could run for the seat when her dad retires/
Maybe she can just be given the seat when he dies.
That’s how it works now, right?
Is this you on the Cruz thread, Wiser?
Damn, that’s funny. I wish I did say that.
*books second leg to kill wiserbud (but not wiser) after Oso*
Maybe she can just be given the seat when he dies.
That’s how it works now, right?
They’re not Kennedys, dahling.
*hums “God Bless America” while marching around the office*
Getting the last x-ray done now to make sure no lung collapse… minutes now!!
I thought it was the Star Spangled Banner?
oh , there you are, pups.
Where you been? Haven’t seen you around here all day…
Never used to bother me if other people were chewing or snapping their gum loudly, but now it drives me right up a wall.
*chomp, slurp, snap, chew chew smack*
UGH. Like a cow working its cud. So frickin’ gross and rude.
I can barely eat with other people. I think I have some sort condition.
I just want to slap the shit out of them (open hand) and teach them manners.
*SLLLLLAAAAAAPPPPP!!!
That was just for practice.
*chews gum very quietly*
Dang, Dave is right.
Star Spangled Banner.
Lauraw, people should not loudly masticate in public.
Very rude.
That would be fun. Gayest sentence ever.
Captain Thrust polished the knobs on the gaping doorway.
*glares at Oso, holds out hand
Battery is going to die before we get the all-clear so You Guys behave. Or try not to get caught.
*smacks gum loudly, points at Oso*
Where you been? Haven’t seen you around here all day…
Sorry, I’ve been busy ramming into cars in Connecticut for no reason. Did you need something?
*SLLLLLAAAAAAPPPPP!!!
that was a rather garden variety slap
Did you need something?
nah, just sayin’… I noticed your absence… yannow… here…. on the thread of the day.
Never used to bother me if other people were chewing or snapping their gum loudly, but now it drives me right up a wall.
Speaking of being annoyed, what would we do without scientists?
http://www.livescience.com/10102-overheard-cell-phone-conversations-annoy.html
Did anyone’s basketball team come back from 12 down at 8:05 to win by 5?
Just me? Really?
That’s too bad.
Who really needs a reason to ram into cars? Especially in Connecticut…
Actual WSJ article title “The Return of the Popped Collar”.
Really? It went away? Hey…fuhgeddaboutit
Oh man, there is this lady who worked down the street in an office- she used to constantly call me to ask me how to do her own damn job. Like I’m some kind of free local town resource for how to fill out a fucking airbill.
That’s bad enough, but she did this on her lunch break, while eating her lunch. In my ear.
The only way to get rid of her was to be incredibly rotten and useless. Fortunately these are skills I possess.
Jimbrah…
http://tinyurl.com/bkcdado
I’ll admit to a brief flirtation with the popped collar in college back in the mid 80′s. in my defense there were a lot of kids from New Jersey who attended my school. There are a few pictures in my mom’s archives documenting that phase.
D.G. says, “Get ready for St. Patrick’s Day!”
http://flic.kr/p/e3gosq
Has to be New York.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfUnwynwZvE
The only time I’ve popped a collar is in attempting to keep the hot burning sun off the back of my neck.
is this a spoof? Could it possibly be true??
http://www.thefinaledition.com/article/nobel-committee-asks-obama-nicely-to-return-peace-prize.html
nah.. joke.
The double popped collar was the worst. I would look at my sailors on liberty and SMH.
Cute kid Chief!
We have a custodian who used to wear holiday-appropriate thingies on his head>>>hearts, jingle bells, shamrocks, etc until the bosses decided it was disruptive to the hospital environment. Killjoys…
Jimbro – Thank you. She has a sweet disposition too!
Well, they found one way to keep DG’s hair down.
(L to R) Jimbro; Some Frat Fag
http://tinyurl.com/cb5vxh2
via slublog, bat-eating spiders
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/03/bat-eating-spiders/
The article says the bat got away cause the photographer scared the spider. *I* say they’re fuckin liars, that spider ain’t askert of nuthin.
MCPO, there is no way that child is related to you.
She just too damn cute.
Close enough, just add a mustache and that’d be me at a tailgater
Aww..Debra is such a pretty little thing, antennae and all.
SQUEEEE!!!!! Two DG pics in one day!
Got my last paycheck today and did the math. Not only did I just make it on getting the bonus, but I was also paid for unused sick days. So. There. You. Go. Not that it matters.
But big whoop, I had to get new tires and a new battery for my car.
Easy come, easy go.
Oso, you wanna me to show you a cute puppeh pic or you wanna wait and see it on Sunday on facebutt, where I parked it?
Oso – First one didn’t count. . . she was in a milk coma.
Cute puppeh!!!!! MCPO, I wish I could sleep like that!
Just got off the phone with an IT guy for a center in Tenn that is buying our software. (2nd sale this week!! SQUEEEEE!!!)
His first remark to me was “Man, you got a real voice for radio. I sure hope you don’t have the looks for radio too!”
And we laughed…..
Gonna have to wait until Sunday for the cute puppeh on your wall.
wiser’s gonna be pissed that you used the face for radio joke, wiserbud!
wiser’s gonna be pissed that you used the face for radio joke, wiserbud!
fuck ‘em.
I could’ve waited for the bat eating spider pic too.
Here’s my cute kid – the place she works has chicks and ducks and geese on site:
http://is.gd/ZWiYN0
Look, it’s Hotspur’s Christmas Dinner!
“Brown University is set to hold an event on Thursday aimed at teaching its male students how to find sexual pleasure from their prostates.”
Full story linked at Drudge but that line pretty much sums it up.
Um, why did she invite a goose inside? Gooses poopses.
Duck Duck GOOSE!!!!
How many guys do you think will actually go to that event?
PALOMINO!!
Just the peggers or peggees I guess
Geese are the only animal I’ve ever hunted. Not to eat them, but for revenge.
You hunt them with your car, don’t you. I know I do at work.
Is that the daughter who cooks? Maybe she is showing you what you are going to be served for Easter.
Natalie Gulbis has malaria. Which begs the question—has there been a Load HEAT on her?
http://tinyurl.com/cocgprj
Maybe she is showing you what you are going to be served for Easter.
You’re gonna need a bigger oven.
“Brown University is set to hold an event on Thursday aimed at teaching its male students how to find sexual pleasure from their prostates.”
What can Brown do for you?
Leon wins!
The prize is a front row seat.
http://brownsexweek.wordpress.com/about/
I might be wading into the job market.
I can’t believe it has come to this.
Scott – Laura got tired of supporting you like a Latin poolboy?
That sucks Scott. I’m truly sorry.
Hopefully I can avoid it, but it’s an option I have to explore.
Sorry, Scott.
Sympathies, Scott. Anything I can do to help (admittedly not much), just ask.
Hopefully I can avoid it, but it’s an option I have to explore.
It’s not so bad. Hell, I have 3 of ‘em.
maybe you can work at the record store for wiser. Just make sure he does the payroll right.
Seriously, sorry it’s coming to that.
Sorry if I sounded flippant there.
That really does suck.
Sorry to hear it, scott. I will be looking for a different job soon, also. My commute is killing me (1 hour each way dealing with Boston-based traffic).
What are you looking to do, scott?
Hey, you could be a TSA screener at Bradley!
The thought of scott having to do pat-downs would stop me from traveling right quick.
It would beat having Dave do them….
And why can’t laura be the one to go get a job?
Okay, gotta run. Dog training class tonight.
They’d fire me. “I’m not touching these clowns. I know where they’ve been.”
Afternoon.
Is that the daughter who cooks? Maybe she is showing you what you are going to be served for Easter.
Once you give it a name, you can’t kill it!!!!!
Besides, “Lady” climbs up in her lap and rests her head over DD#3′s shoulder (which makes up for the times when the big fowl tries to climb up on her head, scratching her cheeks and scalp in the process).
The business is a gardening center/urban farm & market, so the beasties have their own little corner of the place – the customers love ‘em:
http://www.elizabethanna.net/
Clownism
Well, hello.
http://imgur.com/D5NC1Ns
Nice moose knuckle!
Brown University has a seminar on prostate pleasure. OK.
What are they doing up at Cornell then?
I’m very pleased with both Rand Paul and Marco Rubio’s speeches at CPAC today. Any fan of limited government, free enterprise and the Constitution would be!
I know the feeling, Scott. Sorry to hear.
It’s not a problem for me now, but I’ve been faced with it more than once over the years.
Hang in there. I bet things turn around for you.
With some luck maybe I can get into a blimp pilot training program.
You want to train blimp pilots?
Hello all you wonderful people, and you too Airdale!
Mundane, maybe you could switch to teaching prostate pleasure at the college level.
Nahhh…I don’t swing that way. Besides, I am agnostic about sex. I don’t know if I will ever have it again.
Dude…
The next couple of auctions will be critical.
If you want your shit packed right, see the man in the BANGLAR Van.
Something about having a kid who can’t speak and has a host of special needs along with living with your mom to take care of her does not make the wimmins all over come with sweat.
I figure me and Pope Francis, we are good examples of the dangers of abstinence: “See kids? Don’t be like them!”
Do you think your boy will be independent someday?
I feel your pain Scott
Dude.
This van?
Hotspur, no. He does not speak intelligibly at all. (And it took me five tries to spell “intelligibly”) He can not do but the most basic hygiene nor does he know how to handle money, make phone call or make anything more complex than PBJ to eat.
No, we had a meatup at Scott and Laura’s two summers ago, and we partied all night in the parking lot of the hotel out of the back of Scott’s van.
It has been known ever since as BANGLAR Party Van.
Some people got drunk. Cops came. Wiser wore a monkey on his head. Rosetta almost got tazed.
You know, the usual shit.
Sounds awesome, Hotspur!
Sorry to hear, Mundane.
You’re guaranteed a place in Heaven.
Mundane – I’ve been disliked by 4 star admirals. When it comes to that shit, I have no feelings.
LOL, Airdale
Did you see this?
http://tinyurl.com/bq6mn2d
Something is not adding up.
Maybe you should just add additional services to your existing business, Scottw. Branch out.
http://i.imgur.com/bBONNNs.gif
Can’t believe Pupster is encouraging gender discrimination!
Watching Argo on PPV, pretty good so far. My 9 yo asked if it was the Vietnam War when the Marines were shooting tear gas from grenade launchers. At least he knows about the Vietnam War.
Like a boss. . .
http://tinyurl.com/b55h6wr
Well?. . . . . . . . .
http://tinyurl.com/aso7m57
When I was a kid history stopped between WWII and the Korean war.
Nobody mentioned Vietnam.
I froze eleven little pucks of homemade veal pate today.
Made them with fried onions, the rendered fat from homemade rosemary bacon, and plenty of cream sherry.
This summer I will be spreading rich, savory pate on homemade sourdough rye with fresh fridge pickles from the garden, for almost no money.
Liver is the best deal in the meat department.
We’re holding a Member’s cake while they have dinner at Red Lobster. Anyone care to guess how the cake was paid for? Beasn?
Did anybody notice anybody else failing to wash their hands after using the restroom today?
GIVE ME AN E!
Oso – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtPDaxHhM6I
When I was a kid, we’d have to speed through WWI & II the last week of school. We always spent too much time on robber barons and the industrial revolution.
I’ll stop by around June, if that’s ok. Pate is delicious and homemade pickles are better than decent secks.
Liver isn’t food.
Break over. I’ll watch my MCPO gifted earworm later.
I added something at the end of the pushed-down thread, MJ.
Oso needs some thumb pics.
Having grown up on Braunschweiger sammiches, I beg to differ scott
Just as the Individual mandate was the cornerstone of Obamacare, “Universal Background Checks” is the cornerstone to a federal gun registry.
Well, I believe you out gayed my sentence sean. That was hilarious.
>> Liver is the best deal in the meat department.
There’s a reason for that. Nobody wants to eat it.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/03/14/Mark-Kelly-s-AR-15-Stunt-Provokes-Giffords-Photo-Leak
I need you people around so much!! I have no one here to eat liver with!
*sobs piteously*
Well, except for Mom. But I didn’t let all the booze burn off before whipping the pate in the blender, so this batch is a little ‘hot’ tasting. I don’t think she’ll like it. I think it is nice like this.
We shall see.
I like liver pâté.
Ooh, look at Mr. Fancy-Letters.
Wait… Do you need to cook that stuff?
>>>Ooh, look at Mr. Fancy-Letters.
Thank you, autocarrot
Sorry, won’t eat liver after the horrible freezer mix-up that resulted in my mom serving liver and vegetable soup.
http://tinyurl.com/cuxpu8u
Feeling Old Moment: So, I was leaving the weed dispensary to cut across the parking lot and get an iced coffee at the topless Vietnamese coffee bar. I stepped of the curb and tripped over a plastic bottle I hadn’t noticed. Full facial in the parking lot. No big deal, it happens to the best of us. Then I couldn’t get up. Muscles in my side were spasming, my back hurt. I had to climb up the side of my car to get off the ground. From a spill I used to pop up from. So very old am I.
OK, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I only eat liver because I have to. Try as I might, I cannot develop a taste for it.
My flash player is messed up, could you guys tell me if this mashup werks?
http://tinyurl.com/bsvxag7
Just as the Individual mandate was the cornerstone of Obamacare, “Universal Background Checks” is the cornerstone to a federal gun registry.
So they know who has the guns when they go to pick them up, MCPO.
Ha! Liver soup!
I grew up eating the stuff but have not eaten any in decades. I recall calf brains being kind of good. Goose liver samies.
Hahahahaha, yes, Pupster.
So, I was leaving the weed dispensary to cut across the parking lot and get an iced coffee at the topless Vietnamese coffee bar.
God I hate you.
Thanks Roamie. You want to go get some iced coffee?
steve_in_hb, the oldness, it sneaks up on you.
I know
I’m going to have to step up my plan for designing a railgun that can be built entirely from stuff you can buy at Lowe’s.
I’m sure it’ll work, I just worry that you’ll need a generator in a backpack to use it.
Wait….there are still topless Vietnamese coffee bars in SoCal? I thought our enlightened nanny state closed them all because they exploited women…and were non-union
Animal Farm or God is Not Great? I can’t decide.
I’m sure the weed had nothing do with it. Much as Randi Rhodes was entirely sober when that sidewalk gave her a garden-variety face slap.
mundane – a light dusting of glitter spray on the nipples = a top.
leon – Sober at the time because I was driving. Medicating now though.
Pupster, I like my coffee like I like my men. Strong and hot.
>>>I stepped of the curb and tripped over a plastic bottle I hadn’t noticed.
Good thing you already had the weed
Pupster, I like my coffee like I like my men. Strong and hot.
If you also take it short…
Looks like Lauraw got Scott some new truck decals.
http://tinyurl.com/ar9ps4x
LOL…Steve
yeah, well, my gwai-lo ass would get shanked if I walked in one of those, and then my son would end up in one of those resident care facilities with the itchy jump-suits and the crotch-spiders.
Covered nipples is an affront to our God-given liberties!!
Steve, I’m just saying that I’ve known some potheads, and not a few of them have trouble keeping their feet, even “sober”.
Sober at the time because I was driving. Medicating now though.
Tomorrow after you get up from a good sleep is where the pain happens. Getting up out of bed the day after a bad spill, over age 40 = GODDAMN, People!
Geez. I have students coming to school half-baked all the time. Or at least hotboxing on the ride there. Nothing like having a student come in eyes redder than the old Soviet flag, smelling like burning rope and falling asleep at his/her desk and then try to tell you that they aren’t on anything.
Talking Heads we so good- they’d find a groove and just ride the hell out of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uqBkiVV5A
My copy of the remastered Silent Hill 2 & 3 arrived today, so it’s time to go make sure the disk is good.
For some weird reason for me it’s always the 2nd day after beating myself up that’s worse than the first day.
It’s like I’m so fuckin old I’m not done getting hurt for 48 hours.
Covered nipples is an affront to our God-given liberties!!
Are. Where’s Hospurt when you need him?
Sean M. – “Be” Why u wanna dis me, man?
Dave, I get that with my lifting. Next day is fine because everything’s still loose, just tired. Day after all the muscles I’ve worked tighten the hell up and have to be coaxed to go through a full range of motion.
I’m happy to say with the Dave knee release 2.0 my full range of motion is walking without whining like a bitch.
Hell I can even get out of bed without cussing now.
I’m over 40, and pretty much as soon as I fall, I hurt.
My FIL says at 86, what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
Hell I can even get out of bed without cussing now.
I can’t do that two days a week. Fair trade, though.
It used to be, when I woke up stiff in the morning, I only meant my dick.
>>>For some weird reason for me it’s always the 2nd day after beating myself up that’s worse than the first day.
Good Lord, you people are old.
Or just in horrible shape.
You all should really try taking care of your body like I do. I never experience pain.
*pours another vodka on the rocks
>>>Hell I can even get out of bed without cussing now.
Perhaps you should try an anti-microbial fogger
I don’t have microbes you homo.
I have a healthy glow.
Have to eat liver?
This is murrica, no one HAS TO eat liver.
FREEDOM!
Actually, once in a blue moon, I enjoy liver and onions.
My mom and I were the only ones who ate the liver when she made it.
I haven’t had it since because raw liver grosses me out to look at it.
Not onions. Never onions.
Man, the beginning of Archer is hilarious!
Who can live without onions?
The Trinity and ‘Rooms are required for most meals.
No spoilers, J’ames.
My girlfriend packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.
“I want you to go!” she screamed.
I said, “Please can we just talk about it first?”
“Go on, I’m listening.” she replied.
I sat down and said, “It was the most amazing experience of my entire life.”
I can’t believe the Big 12 tournament isn’t on TV, only streamed on ESPN3.
Even Conference USA is televised!
A girl and a boy were at the back of the movie theater, kissing passionately. When they come up for air, the boy says “I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum”.
The girl replies “It’s not chewing gum, I’ve got bronchitis”.
Heh
Mundane is proving himself funny. Good Job Mundane!
I think the last time I voluntarily watched basketball, it was in an episode of One Tree Hill.
The story of Malala at Ace’s brought tears to my eyes.
What sort of monster looks into the eyes of such a beautiful child and pulls the trigger?
/TiFW
yes, I am a man of many talents. I can piss and moan about life AND give you a gross you out giggle
L to R
Beasn, Oso
http://cuteoverload.com/2013/03/14/ma-can-you-make-me-a-sammich/
Wiser, tribalism is an ugly, ugly thing.
>>>yes, I am a man of many talents. I can piss and moan about life AND give you a gross you out giggle
We really need to introduce this guy to PJ
Who or what is PJ?
>>>Who or what is PJ?
Long story, but she likes kids….
Technically, she’s the admin here.
She’s single now. It could work.
LOL…
Anyway, night all
beasn, SQUEEEEEEE!!!!! I absolutely LOVE Capybaras!
Member came back for her cake. Used her EBT to buy ice cream. Gave me a GBU for being such a sweetheart. Bwah ha ha
You shoulda used shit as icing.
Here’s the thing, the associate I was working with tonight was practically in tears because she can’t give her kids birthday dinners at Red Lobster and sheet cakes from Sam’s. She works nights and hubby works days, so they don’t have to pay for daycare. Guess who she voted for?
I have the exact same work pants in sizes 4,6, and 8. I’ve put on weight in the last year. (SYWM) The other day, I grabbed a 6 and not an 8. I still have lines from where the waistband cut into me. Thankfully, no camel toe. TMI?
Just a bit.
hahaha
Just finished watching Rand’s speech. Dude needs a tailor. LIVs notice stuff like that. His sleeves were very distracting. Rubio is one of those guys whose hips are wider than shoulders. Like Josh Turner. Not good.
Can’t decide if I should own comments with long boring screeds…
or
single
word
poats.
Met a black guy from Huntsville today. He was all Chatty Cathy until he found out my Aunt and cousin are Auburn Alum. Gave him a RTR and we were chill.
Hit Girl has a new avi from Kick Ass II. I really like Ted’s oso butt.
The book I read last night, may be my last Lisa Jackson thriller. I really don’t like the metro lead characters at all and want them all to die.
**facepalm**
Gah!!! Talking to myself here!
XB ruined all my beautiful oso butts.
I H8 Whigs even when I read historical fiction.
Gardens of Stone was an awesome book and a meh movie.
Never read the book, liked the movie.
Wellington’s Peninsular Campaign changed the course of modern history.
XB, if I had never read the book, I would have loved the movie. LOVED the book.
Prefer The Great Santini movie just because of Robert Duvall.
Robert Duvall, what can’t he do?
The first time UNM offered a History of the Viet Nam War, I was in the class. It was funny that a lot of Vets took the class and would wear their leathers and sit in the front row to keep the Prof, “Honest.”
Most of my military history classes at UNM were taught by the same guy. It was weird seeing him on the History Channel all the time in the 80s and Early 90s. His specialty was Naval History. Got stuck teaching Western History a lot. By Western History, I mean American West. Cowboys. Indians. Billy the Kid. His passion was Naval History though.
I was a JR the year that the NM Legislature decided that even private school teachers needed an education degree and not a degree with a teacher’s cert. I had already decided that Pre-Law was boring. (Symbolic Logic had kicked my ass.)
When I was in college, I would take classes and write papers for other students for money.
One of the guys that I essentially took classes for his last two years was recently named a Superintendent in a NM school district.
It was really easy to take classes for other people.
Dan says my cheating, cheapened his degree.
I attended lots of fun parties and know lots of fun people.
I tutored football players and it’s a basketball school.
Oso butt is really cute.
Ted’s, not mine.
It is 12 here, so this really isn’t as pathetic as it seems.
Surely, Cyn has charged her phone by now.
**secretly replaces Oso’s Red Meth with Folger’s Decaf crystals**
HEY! Just a little Evan and Diet Seven.
If I hadn’t given FB up for Lent, you people would be sleeping peacefully about now.
I think we’re two hours away from the Pups insomnia.
It’s gonna take a lot to derp me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I don’t like the idea of Wiser, Lauraw, and Scott losing sleep.
I bet Sean is a DR fan in the WBC. Why isn’t Trout playing? Conspiracy that the Angels seem to have a decent 1-4 lineup that ISN’T competing in the WBC?
I want the USA to win, of course. I also want Trout healthy and prepared for his first full season with the Halos, including getting used to playing with Hamilton. Here’s some explanation…
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/giancarlo-stanton-mike-trout-team-usa-world-baseball-062430332–mlb.html
All my Ted butts changed back to Hit Girl. Hit Girl 2 doesn’t look like me as much as HG1.
Sean, the 1-4 slots in the Halo lineup have been charming the crowds and signing everything. Votto was playing for Canada and Brandon Phillips has been playing for Team USA. They both played the game I attended, but I will still cry conspiracy when it comes to the Angels.
I love Bracketology. I can’t remember the last time that I didn’t submit a bracket. I really H8 TFG. He has zapped all the joy out of sports for me. I was thinking about not doing a bracket this year. Dan reminded me that I have defeated TFGs bracket every year since ESPN has given the douche a forum. No joy in Mudville. Dilemma.
Strike 2
Hey! I knew that derp without having to bing the lyrics!
Me too!
Well, you can be sure that it has nothing to do with the Shadow People.
Nope.
Juan McLame is getting cover because of the 40th Anniversary of his release. We all had POW bracelets. I had Denton. My bro had McLame. I forget who my sis had, I just remember he didn’t come home.
Starts singing lyrics to Hair songs because I love Hotspur and my teachers were hippies.
Does anyone else do an impression of Kahn Sr from King of the Hill?
Carol Burnett’s Charlady?
Lily Tomlin’s Edith Ann?
Being able to throw better than him is the best revenge, oso.
Is my career as an impressionist over before it started?
Sean, also typing. I wonder if Siri tweets for him?
Does anyone else do an impression of Kahn Sr from King of the Hill?
“Get off my proppa-TEE, rednecks!”
I have a Joe Carter baseball mitt. *Does that age me?*
I was wearing my Kahn Jr name tag at work tonight. “Are you Chinese or Japanese?”
Sean always kills me.
“We Laotian. It’s a tiny landlocked country in Asia.”
I know you’re from across the ocean. Are you Chinese or Japanese? (We called my daddy ‘Cotton’)
Living overseas, it became very easy to tell the difference between Thai, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, etc. My Dad could tell which Japanese Island people were from. Ainu and Taiwan aborigines became easy too. I still freak people out when I guess their country of origin, I do OK with central and South America too. RAYCISS!!!
I have a friend that spent enough time in Africa that she can play “AA origin game” with the best.
Living overseas, it became very easy to tell the difference between Thai, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Living in this part of SoCal, that’s relatively easy, too. I gots lotsa AZN peeps.
I see the difference between Central and South Americans too, I like comparing Filipinos to Mexicans. They get feisty. I crave lumpia.
We have a large ex-pat community in NM too. Hmong, Cambodia, VN…hellooooo…never mind. Most Americans are Hank Hill.
Awright, time to hit that dusty trail. G’night.
Jerry Denton was friends with my parents.
http://i.imgur.com/k74qKlb.jpg
wakey wakey
Isn’t it time MJ pushed this bitch down?
Planting peas this weekend. Even though the ground might be frozen.
Shit, I need to buy some inoculant.
Does that thaw the ground?
I still have to do the drink thing. Other than that its ready.
New post fuckers.
Wow- I thought my cousin’s wife was just going to have her foot amputated. She’s going to have the amputation just below the knee.
This is a prime example of the surgeries intended to fix shit, that just mess it up worse. It started with a broken ankle in college. 20+ years later, and I don’t know HOW many surgeries later, this is what it has come to. THey’d put a pin in, and it would get infected. She’s have pain, so they’d do surgery again.