Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. On this date in 1781, William Herschel discovered Uranus.
Here’s some music to get ya movin’.
Cheerfully stolen off FB.
There’s enough freckles, he must be a redhead for Carin.
Older guy, check.
Younger guy, check.
Some ‘ette linked this one.
And last but not least, a little intrigue.
That will do, I think. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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I like the red head and the older guy.
Wakey wakey 2.0
Oh, and if Michelle/Clinton run, I’ll go on a 57-state killing spree.
I buttoned my pants and tied my shoes using my thumb!
I can’t do the remote yet, maybe tomorrow.
Michelle is totally qualified because she raised kids.
Dealing with congress would be easy in comparison, plus she has toned arms.
Oh please.
People will hate the Obamas by the time 2014-15 rolls around. The only way Hillary wins is by running against both Obama and Bush, harkening back to the glory days of her husband blowing his load on an intern’s face.
MJ should write cards for Hallmark.
Hmmm. Monica on BBF?
Morning children.
So much depends
upon
a fat intern
glazed with
man butter
beside the white
cankles.
Women are so focking stupid.
I can’t do the remote yet
http://tinyurl.com/anm9luk
Women are so focking stupid.
http://tinyurl.com/ajffmqs
Mmm mmm mmorning, cool kids.
Excellent work, Roams.
Rob Lowe. Bunk.
Good to hear about your thumb, Scott. Though I know Oso was kinda bummed that there weren’t any pix. Maybe next time.
Honestly, I don’t know why the “Pictures or it didn’t happen” rule didn’t apply to Scott’s thumb.
Thanks not, Scott.
What did you do to your thumb Scott?
I’ll email her a few.
I smashed it between a wall and a piece of furniture.
Lots of swelling, blood under nail.
Laura stabbed me with a hot paperclip.
fin
One of the big reasons the GOP is behind:
http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/03/a-little-late-rnc-to-hire-chief-technology-officer/
Just now? We didn’t have one before? Unbelievable.
You forgot the part about her researching the procedure and drinking a bunch of wine before surgery, scott.
Let’s
make the story betterget the story right.And I couldn’t see a Dr because he would have just cut it off. Their reimbursement rates for paperclip procedures is too low.
This this THIS!
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/17/magazine/can-the-republicans-be-saved-from-obsolescence.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&
Loved the pics. So true, so true.
Did you wind up going to a doc in a box afterwards, scott? I know the one you went to that night was closed.
I’ve been to a doctor’s office twice in the last two days. I’ll relate the whole story tonight now that my wifeyperson has granted me permission to do so.
*teases the 7 o’clock news*
I didn’t Jay. Not sure what they could do at this point.
We fund this shit:
http://annarbor.com/news/nprs-michele-norris-asks-university-of-michigan-students-to-submit-six-word-truths-on-race/
Couldn’t you give us a hint, Leon.
That’s not nice.
I can play at that game too.
I’m going to call someone a focking asshole. but not until Leon tells us us our story.
Are you DYING to know who’s earned that title from me?
Carin, proof read.
WHOOO could it be to earn such derision from me?
I’m not telling.
You have to wait.
There’s an OB/GYN to blame for me having to drive in a whiteout this morning.
And an entirely unplanned visit to Leo’s Coney Island!
They really do like fried chicken.
Hotspur.
No.
YEA!!!
And it’s Obama.
Leon is having problems with his vagina?
Ouch. I’ve done that “puncture a bloody nail” thing too, but I usually use a small metal drill bit and work it back and forth until it opens it up.. keeps you from stabbing further than you want to go
His vagina got some gluten stuck in it.
Leon is having problems with his vagina?
You’ll find out at 7!
And it’s Obama.
Huh. Totally unesspected.
WooHoo!!!!!
I bet it involves fungus.
I bet it involves fungus.
Damn mushrooms.
I hope its me.
That’s the way I do it too, Dave.
Sounds more parasitic than fungal.
Squeeeee!
Sadly, it is neither parasitic nor fungal. Both would be more interesting.
Which is to say, no, we’re not pregnant.
It’s not good or bad news, just a story about an annoying interaction with the health care system with details too grisly for me to put in a comment box in work hours.
Yeah, I’m sad too. It’s been over a year.
I demand a refund.
You do know that BJ’s won’t put a baby in her tummy, right?
*reviews the basics with Leon
It’s the tiny mushrooms sprinkled on the blog, isn’t it?
If anyone would know…
I haven’t put it anywhere else in a very long time, people. I’m clear on that detail.
Listen to Car in she is pre med.
I’m not an expert. I’m an idiot savant when it comes to making babies.
Sorry you’re not preggers, Leon
If I’m not being too nosy, how old is Mrs. Leon?
Has she been tested for CD? I was surprised by how much an undiagnosed case can affect a woman’s fertility.
Where is that wino Mare?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfWu76kyFmw
I thought Car in was pre-law?
She’s 30. We think the problem is a too-short luteal phase.
Lunchtime.
I would try an antimicrobial fogger.
Well, then she takes some drugs (and gluten, I believe) and problem solved!
too-short luteal phase
The moon has nothing to do with this, Wiccan!
Why didn’t Monica Lewinsky’s face get pregnant?
She was a spitter, MJ. Obviously.
She didn’t spit much. just sayin.
Actually she didn’t spit far. It was more of a dribble, really.
Maybe that is where she spit?
I thought we were done with this wagon.
You guys are bringing the funneh today.
Carry on.
Clinton was shooting blanks, that’s why.
Leon, don’t buy horses to cheer her up. That’s where hoarding starts.
Women are so focking stupid.
http://tinyurl.com/ajffmqs
*facepalm*
They better be careful what they wish for. If I were a Cardinal or Pope for that matter……..guess what I would load in my ‘cannon’. (SYWM)
So, Beasn, how would you feel about a Cankles/Wookie ticket?
Good day, oily bohunks.
http://vimeo.com/61275290
From Retired Geezer.
So much depends
upon
a blue dress
glazed with
belly jelly
beside the white
first black president
Has she been tested for CD?
Oh for fucks sake.
Leon, Mrs. Leon obviously doesn’t trust you enough to allow fertilization to occur. It’s a known fact that women can shut down the process like slamming a spring assisted screen door.
What you need to do is try and be somebody else. Someone taller with better hair.
So, Beasn, how would you feel about a Cankles/Wookie ticket?
Beasn and I wouldn’t have to go on a 57 state shooting spree, because we could probably divide the state up between us.
I bet Mare would join in.
That should have been ‘Cannon’.
states
What you need to do is try and be somebody else. Someone taller with
betterhair.That Emma chick looks like Lisa Edelstein, laura.
Mmmmmmm…Lisa Edelstein.
What you need to do is try and be somebody else. Someone taller with better hair.
Are we even sure Hobbits can procreate with humans?
Oh for fucks sake.
Leon, Mrs. Leon obviously doesn’t trust you enough to allow fertilization to occur. It’s a known fact that women can shut down the process like slamming a spring assisted screen door.
What you need to do is try and be somebody else. Someone taller with better hair.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
canon
What Car in said. I really can’t get my head around the whole idea. I bet the klingon would wind up killing the Cankles or vice versa. One of them found dead with a single bullet wound to the temple, at some park, or gay bar.
http://is.gd/BhK2jy
Lisa Edelstein.
http://xbradtc.com/2010/02/01/load-heat-77/
CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNON.
Very public ex-communications. Whatcha think?
The Mooch would be at the top of the ticket. The FSA loves her. LIVs do too. She is more popular in Black churches than TFG.
16 Candles, Sean m?
MJ,
None of the people
Who hang
Out on this
Fucking blog
Read poetry
Other than the
kind that
Starts with
“There once was
A man who…”
Also, I
Ate your stupid plums
We’re beyond f*cked, so it could happen, oso.
Beasn I wish!!! There isn’t a priest in this country that should give Communion to any of the D-rat CINOs.
CANNON
What you need to do is try and be somebody else. Someone taller with better hair.
I’ve tried. The weight loss definitely made me a little taller as my posture improved. Then I grew the beard. So, really, both counts.
Just loaded the Kelly Clarkson (The original American Idol) to my ipod. This LIV stuff gets easier and easier. I may start watching Jimmy Fallon next.
When I hear that you’ve tuned into Colbert, you’ll be dead to me. Dead.
I may start watching Jimmy Fallon next.
I watch the local 11PM news on an ABC affiliate. When they finish, I nearly break the remote trying to change the channel/turn off the TV before that asshole’s show displays on my TV.
Sean,
my father moved through dooms of love
through sames of am through haves of give,
singing each morning out of each night
my father moved through depths of height
i have no fucking idea what
the plum thing is about
so pretty fucking please with
lemons on top tell me
ass potato
The plums explain here MJ.
Just a tiny little dose of buttblogging today.
http://tinyurl.com/ampzxn5
*takes another hit off hookah*
Whoa.
Oops – I confused Jimmy Fallon with Jimmy Kimmel. My bad.
Thanks. That poem sucks even more.
The Mooch mom danced on Jimmy Fallon. TFG did a skit there too.
You folks are the crazies that kidnap passing strangers off the street, tie them to a chair, and read them your latest poem, right? Like that spaceship captain in “Hitchikers guide to the galaxy”…
Rob Lowe: Cincinnati Reds fan. Fact.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a handy.
You almost make it sound like that’s a bad thing, AD.
By putting those two on the ticket, who are they supposed to represent? Women? I’m not sure they are even human. Androgynous soul sucking life forms. The furthest from the definition of feminine.
A few more of these and I’m going to unfriend this bitch. I.Don’t.Fucking.Care. No.One.Cares.
The Mooch ain’t picking Hill. I wouldn’t be surprised if they went Hispanic male.
lickety split
Too beautiful of a day to be inside. Going to work. Gah!!!
Mooch/Villagarosa ’16
Once you go Hispanic Male you have to get ink.
*glances at MJ*
I’d slap Dr Jill too. She is a glorified educator that demands to be called “Dr”
They’ll go Indian female with Chief Warren.
The base will force it cuz they hate them some Hillary. The political left is absolutely ruled by the far, far left these days.
Its why they use EXTREME TEABAAGGER so much. It is a literal description of themselves. Literally.
Frozen poopsicles would make a killing as dog treats.
*glances at pupster
The Mooch has no choice but to pick Hillary. It’s the only chance she’s got, imho, I don’t care how many LIVs love her.
HS, I bet that woman’s kids’ teachers just LOOOOOOVE her “peeking in” to their classrooms. All of the teachers love “that” mom.
/sarc
The weather guy on one of the morning news shows out here does “birthday shout-outs” for viewers. This morning, he wished one Hugh Jayness a happy birthday. The guy at the anchor desk immediately lost his shit.
Do LIVs really want a woman for president?
Whether the Dems like it or not, I’m afraid that LIVs might have a problem with a gal in charge. They sure as heck don’t want a harpy bitch running the country – I don’t care how acceptable they may be to the “in-the-know” set.
LIV = unenlightened, regardless of the party.
It’s Michael’s birthday?
Women generally hate other women, so I can’t see either winning.
Wait until Amanda Hugginkiss has her anniversary.
Happy Birthday, Michael!
Wait, is it really? mare told us not to do that when it isn’t his birthday anymore.
LIV = unenlightened, regardless of the party.
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I don’t know. It seems to me that the people claiming to be enlightened care about dumb shit like skin color or sex. Most people don’t give a shit.
Haha:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/video/sistine-seagull-makes-home-atop-chimney-18719732
First to know!
Mare’s not even here, J’ames, so who cares?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
What difference does it make?
/Hillary
Sweet. Maybe we can get the new douche.
Happy Birthday Michael!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of Monica Lewinsky, did everyone note what tomorrow is?
/sharpens knife
Pi day?
What do you think, MJ?
http://toughmudder.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tough-mudder-boot-camp.pdf
I still haven’t found anyone to do this with me, but I’m not dissuaded.
Steak & BJ day, IIRC.
Leon doesn’t have time for that J’ames.
Mare is not the boss of us.
I’ll do it with you, Carin.
Wanna have some fun? First, read this…
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2013/03/08/fox-newss-steven-crowder-fistfight-case-no-charges/
Then, take a look at this:
http://www.stuartdunnings.com/
Notice anything?
By that, do you mean you’ll drink on the sidelines and cheer me on?
Assholes, Sean. They’re everywhere here.
The manned vs. unmanned air combat thing going on over in Laura’s “President Not Me” thread is pretty funny.
Better than longbows.
Surely you’re not referring to this, Seen:
Endorsed by
United Auto Workers
Fraternal Order of Police
Greater Lansing Labor Council (AFL-CIO)
Michigan Education Associatio
Women generally hate other women, so I can’t see either winning.
Some women can be really mean. And those with any sense know that a woman that stays with/covers for a philandering asshole or gay puppet can’t be trusted.
White Smoke
New Pope
Looks like we gotta pope-a.
Yes, Hospurt. And don’t call me Shirley.
What do you think, MJ?
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You can do anything you put your mind to. Your a tough mother effer. Go for it.
So basically, Crowder is SOL? Can he sue due to the conflict of interest of the prosecutor?
Pope status: dope.
Same shit here when the union thugs beat down the black guy.
Maybe the cardinals are just blowing off steam.
While the cardinals were inside the Sistine Chapel, at least one elector’s situation was in the news — Cardinal Roger Mahony, the former archbishop of Los Angeles.
Reports from California said the archdiocese, the cardinal and a former priest reached a settlement of nearly $10 million in four child sex abuse cases, the victims’ lawyers said.
Mahony, who retired less than two years ago as the leader of the Los Angeles archdiocese, was removed from public duties last month by his successor, Archbishop Jose H. Gomez, as the church obeyed a court order to release thousands of pages of internal documents that demonstrated how Mahony shielded priests who sexually abused children.
And he’s allowed to vote?
Comment by Sean M. on March 13, 2013 1:30 pm
The weather guy on one of the morning news shows out here does “birthday shout-outs” for viewers. This morning, he wished one Hugh Jayness a happy birthday. The guy at the anchor desk immediately lost his shit.
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But Hotspur’s birthday was a couple of days ago………….
They say candy is sweet
But it just can’t compete with
You baby. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo6zBKMQO7w
You are confusing him with my real name – Hugh G. Reckshun.
EWTN’s servers are getting hammered.
Hugh G. Reckshun.
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Yep, you come across as a giant prick………..
Their going to fuck up the dinner orders if their drunk.
Beasn – I’ll condemn the Catholic church once school districts and teacher’s unions are forced to release internal documents on every settlement they have made in cases of child abuse.
So, new pope. Any name yet?
No.
Yeah, when the SecEd has to apologize for sex abuse, I’ll start blaming the Pope for gay priests.
What Chief said up there. You are much safer in a catholic church than a school.
And those motherfockers just move from district to district as well.
A few years back they released a list of something like 500 sexual offenders who were working in Michigan schools.
Mundane68 in 5….4….3….
J/K
Oh shit. They’re.
I hate me today.
At least you were consistent, MJ.
Oh, I’m not condemning. I’m saying guys like that have proven they do not have good judgement and shouldn’t be allowed the privilege of voting for a pope.
Absolutely the public school system is worse in child abuse/molestation.
And he’s allowed to vote?
Yep. He’s still a Cardinal.
I hate myself everyday.
Even so, he’s only one vote, and every man in that room knows who he is and what’s happened.
At least you were consistent, MJ.
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Thanks HS.
It’s OK, Beasn. I still love you!
http://tinyurl.com/aus4j75
Happy Birthday, Michael!
Aw, thanks guys. I have a lump in my throat, I really do.
Can I eat those nice cold sweet plums?
So, what’s the over/under on how long it takes for Andrew Sullivan to start complaining about how the new pope isn’t down with gay marriage?
Heh. Of course, Ace beat me to it.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/338330.php
Stupid people on FB already linking stories about how sexist the Pope’s selection and the Catholic church continue to be.
My response? Take it to the fucking mooselimbs, sweetcheeks!
I have a lump in my throat, I really do.
So did Monica.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/36117229.jpg
Hunh.
http://www.fathersarducci.com/
Heh.
Oh this cracks me up
http://youtu.be/0AKvRvL5r3A?t=1m47s
Hahahaha
Cyn, I asked a friend of mine earlier if maybe it was Cardinal Guido Sarducci.
I loved that guy.
Did you ever see the one about the Last Brunch?
It sounds vaguely familiar, HS. I can remember staying up late just to watch him. Back in olden tymes when SNL was damn worth watching.
You win some…
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/03/10/cardinal-jorge-mario-bergoglio/1976847/
You lose some…
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100206420/the-falkland-islands-have-humiliated-cristina-kirchners-bullying-delusional-regime/
It’s OK, Beasn. I still love you!
http://tinyurl.com/aus4j75
Awww….SMOOCHIES!
Okay, dude is from Argentina but is he a reformer in the sense of cleaning out the crap?
Not finding that on the interwebz, Hotspur, but he was always great.
I want to know how the Crowder video was edited.
Because STFU, that’s how.
I know, Cyn, I’ve never been able to find it either. It was my favorite skit of his.
It’s as though they want us to BUY it or something.
What’s Up With That?!1
Hahahahaha – Ace’s link to Sullivan’s reaction.
DG gots her first tooth today and also decided to crawl!
Count it…
3.24 pm. Here’s what he recently wrote about marriage equality in Argentina:
So marriage equality is the work of Satan. Oh well.
Heh. He’s been pope for 2 hours and he’s already making the right enemies.
Andrew is a minion of Satan.
Andrew is a minion of Satan.
Deeply, deeply enthralled, and utterly unable to perceive it.
Ok, that’s some funny shit.
Who knew Mare’s real name was Svetlana!?!
http://tinyurl.com/bv98v49
I thought all the best whores were named Svetlana.
Well, none of us imagined Mare was her real name.
It is.
MJ, hush. Grown ups are talking.
So, we have our first American pope.
I can’t wait for the new Pope Soap on a Rope.
Dope.
I read he’s pro-life.
Si, Senor Hotspur.
I read he’s pro-life.
That’s going to hurt his popularity with the LIVs who’ve been told all their lives that infanticide is a basic human right.
The pope has just got to get with the program! Face it, he lost!
Hahahahaha
If I were Nancy Pelosi’s priest, at Mass I’d go to hand her the Host then pull it away and say “Nuh-uh-uhhh. Next.”
Hotspur, it would be better if her priest, took her by the arm and led her out the door with a swift kick in the ass.
Pelosi, Mulkuski, Biden and a few others should be excommunicated. If you cannot live by Catholic doctrine, go find another religion.
I’d hand her a business card for the nearest Unitarian Universalist congregation.
Maybe she’d make a good Wiccan.
Anyone know if they still teach the Baltimore Catechism?
I have it, hotspurt.
Our business died in February.
Busy as hell for 6 months and then it suddenly died.
It’s as if people ran out of money.
They just think you’re too clumsy.
Restaurant was busy until march 1 too.
I’m waiting for my kids to picke up. I’ve been at the gym for 2.5 hours. There’s nothing left for me to do here.
Pick me up.
I bet you’ll be busy Saturday night.
Afternoon.
I would totally be okay with this guy as Pope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XDQglQhyGnk
Short and sweet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfwHqbnnJTs
We had 7 layoffs after March started.
It’s clearly all connected.
Today I built five (5) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/cqzou4l
Any Manticore stories today?
Hey, good job, Jewst, no dents.
shit just never ends.
I got into a car accident last week. My fault. I just didn’t see the car that was turning right in front of me.
No ticket, but there’s a grand that I don;t have out the window.
Tonight I get home and wiserbride tells me that someone hit her car. Not her fault, but Jesus…..
That sucks, wiser.
HS, we have the new catechism now. I think I bought mine when Clinton was President.
The doors on those particular cabinets suck. The aluminum frames are always bowed or warped and it can take longer to get them to shut properly than to build the damn things.
Manticore: I don’t care if it takes a fucking hour to make these doors seal. You aren’t sending them to Packing until I’ve checked all of them.
C: *Looks at Manticore* You’ll never defeat me, Skeletor!!!
Me: Bwahahahah!
Later that day. . .
Manticore: These have to go today. Why aren’t they in Packing?
C: Fuck all.
>>Tonight I get home and wiserbride tells me that someone hit her car. Not her fault, but Jesus…..
Oh that just bites. When it rains…
*opens desk drawer, pulls out Loopy Vodka, sets up shots for all present with a double to wiser*
HA! I do enjoy the Manticore stories, Jewstin, but I have worked with bitches like that before and they are the worst.
Sorry ’bout your cars, Wiser – {{{hugs}}} ♥♥♥
It just never ends.
So far this year, we’ve spent $800 on repairing the furnace, replaced my network drive and now two car accidents in the space of one week.
I picked a bad year to stop skin-popping heroin.
Zubrowka and apple juice is heaven.
>>I picked a bad year to stop skin-popping heroin.
Maybe the new Pope will give you the blessing to start back up again.
I feel your pain, wiser. Since November we have had to replace the fridge, range, and this past week the microwave/range hood combo.
Plus I am seeing signs that the water heater is shitting the bed.
Hey all you wonderful people, and you too Hotspur
Maybe the new Pope will give you the blessing to start back up again.
not Catholic, so who cares what that guy has to say about it, unless he can score me some of the better stuff.
Shit I’m buying lately seems to have been stepped on more than Rosetta’s wife’s toes in a ballroom dance competition.
IT’S THE NEW… PERSON!
whattup, new…. person?
On the plus side though, my good friend Val gave me a big fucking box of weed for my birthday Saturday night.
So, whatevers…
Hey wiser!
Hey, Mundane!
Hmm…I wonder if I should post a bio on the stewpid blog that WordPuss foists on me so I can come in here for abuse.
Just so I can give you all more ammo to use to abuse me
You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. Just ask MJ.
We don’t need ammo to abuse anyone around here – we’ll make shit up about you if we need to….
I can assure you, we don’t need any ammo.
You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. Just ask MJ.
You’ll have to kneel down to speak with him, though.
First of all, it’s “stupid”
/hotspur
We should be nicer, Mundane can probably teach us how to cook meth.
Is it wrong that I just read the Riot Act to not one, but two people who were trying to convince me that I could get “free” home energy stuff from the gubmint?
Well, “free” in that the stimulus package is being used to pay the salaries of the folks who want to come out and give us a “free” home energy audit.
I told them that I had already paid for that audit, thank you very much, and I don’t need anyone to come out to my house to point out where all of the air is coming in around the windows and doors – I’ve known about that for years…..
Let’s see, Mundane is.
1. A teacher
2. In Calfornia
3. Dumb enough to delurk here.
Yeah… can’t think of anything he might get hammered for.
As long as he likes midget porn and getting bullwhips shoved up his rear end, he should be just fine, right?
Yeah… ever since I looked at some
MJmidget porn, I’ve been getting advertising in Spanish.I don’t speak a word of it, so who knows what they’re selling.
Alright…one post up…more tomorrow
Teresa…Midget Wrestling Lesbian Porn is mas fina
Oh FFS: Mom’s got to have a biopsy, scheduled for tomorrow at the hospital. The doc’s office that’s doing the procedure called YESTERDAY and said, oh we need to look at her CT scan so we can see if we can even do this. So I drop everything yesterday afternoon to run the CD over for their review(she’s had a different procedure and is hopped up on hydrocodone and can’t drive).
So all day, I’m waiting and making semi-tentative arrangements for the kids, the dog, work, doing laundry, working all the while, and waiting for some kind of word whether this thing is a-go tomorrow.
I call Mom a few minutes ago to see what’s what; she says, “Oh, they will only call if they cannot do it.”
*slams head to desk eleventy times*
Gee…. maybe link to it?
*shoves a glass of ghetto bar Mt. Gay Eclipse in front of Cyn*
Drink up, Missy.
Oops…I am a not feeling very smart today
People around here have there own blogs? Hunh.
*slams the glass of the gay stuff*
Thanks, ‘Spurt.
Zubrowka and apple juice is heaven.
*high-fives MJ*
I should pick some up again.
Shit.
~their~ own blogs
*holds out empty glass for another pour*
*pours*
I was willing to overlook your fuck up in your time of despair.
LOL…
Mundane, how old is your son?
You’re the best, HS. I don’t care what kind of crap gets emailed to me about you. You’re all right in my book.
I wonder what’s on everyone’s blogs.
*reads laura’s and Cyn’s
Oh.
Fourteen now. He is in Applied Behavior Analysis therapy right now in the den of our home.
The ghetto bar has Mt. Gay? That’s kinda high dollar for a ghetto bar, isn’t it? You sure it isn’t one of those “fabulous” bars? It’s ok, you’re among friends.
we won’t tell “many” people.
Ghetto bar Mt. Gay is actually a shot of Old Grand Dad.
My blog is updated weekly, but is very boring if you aren’t me.
Wait just a fucking second.
*waits
*waits some more
This is longer than a fucking second.
Okay, so, since I’m not at work…
So the wife and I haven’t been on hormonal BC for about 2 years now. If I’d known then what I know now, I would never have let her start on it. Anyhow, for the first year we were using NFP to try and not get pregnant. For past year we’ve been trying to get pregnant.
Anyhow, we started getting the usual tests done to check whether her gear was in working order mechanically, and her doc suggested that we get my ammo checked out as well. She recommends a clinic and we get an appointment set up for me to go — with my wife — and repeat the sin of Onan into a cup.
*waits just a fucking second*
http://i.imgur.com/y47GfYn.gif
Okay, times up. Blow me.
The “ghetto bar” has valet parking.
*blows hotspur. Prepares for dentist’s effusive praise about flossing.
So first, I get the date wrong for the appointment. I thought it was yesterday, so we go over there, and I’m resigned to it, but it’s the wrong day. They’d have let me go ahead, but they are doing an insemination that morning and don’t want more than one sample in the lab at a time. Seems like a wise protocol, and I’m slightly relieved, so we go home.
Hahahaha
MJ, well done, you dickhole.
Leon, what you call “Sin of Onan” I call “date night”
we get an appointment set up for me to go — with my wife — and repeat the sin of Onan into a cup.
I’m not sure why the missus is supposed to go. Is she supposed to watch and offer constructive criticism?
MJ, well done, you dickhole.
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You know I luv ya buddy.
gross.
So, today we repeat yesterday’s dress rehearsal, only this morning there’s a snow squall in the middle of our drive over there, so traffic’s a crawl, and our half hour drive is now an hour.
We get there, and they ask for the requisition form our doctor was supposed to provide. We don’t have that, she just referred us. We call the doc’s office to get one. She’s a GYN/OB, so I’m not her patient, so her office can’t give us one. I’d have to be referred to a urologist first. I’m more than mildly upset, and my frustration isn’t exactly hidden (4 days abstinence at this point, remember).
So my poor wife breaks down a bit at this point, and I politely tell the IVF clinic people (who do this analysis) that I understand that their policy isn’t to do this without a requisition, comfort my spouse, and then I take her to breakfast at Leo’s. We’ll be finding a new ladydoc who isn’t an idiot.
I’m not sure why the missus is supposed to go. Is she supposed to watch and offer constructive criticism?
In case something came up where we needed to contact her doctor. Also because I went along for her analogous appointment as moral support.
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Thaaaat’s interesting.
She jerked off into a cup too?
I think I may see the problem here….
I was really hoping they’d go with the Brazilian. He was on record calling “social justice” a false teaching along with Marxism.
You know I luv ya buddy.
I should hope so, if you’re so quick to blow him.
I can see the dancing, the silhouettes on the shade
I hear the music, all the lovers on parade. . .
Ultrasound to detect mechanical defect, Wiser. I got to watch the 3D innerds of her on a screen. It was awful.
Did anybody tolchock anybody else in the yarbles today?
No, but I did get Mitch Kupchak’d today.
Do they check the sample for saliva Leon?
Honey I am home!
Do they check the sample for saliva Leon?
I never got to find out
I got to watch the 3D innerds of her on a screen. It was awful.
Better hope she doesn’t end up needing a C-Section then – Mr. TiFW says they put all of the innards up where you can see ‘em.
He thought it was ubercool.
laura, I left a question for you at the Connecticut Brisket Research Center, re. bacon.
I replied.
Does anyone know why a WordPress blog would suddenly not show recent comments list in the sidebar anymore? Annoying.
Did you delete that from the settings?
I’ve not heard of that Laura. But it’s WerdPuss, so there you go.
So wait, leon, you’re seeing a Dr. for fertility issues and this place is going to send you to another Dr./urologist, who will send you back to this place.
I thought fertility docs or clinics did all of that in one place.
I had a c-section with my first and they did not put my innards anywhere. They cut low.
AHHHHHHH, the New England cabal has their own website!
The H5?
Leon, check your gmail.
leon, I’m guessing I’m about a decade older than you and I’ve heard all of these stories from 3 of my friends/couples who were trying to conceive. You have my sympathy for the travails you are enduring. BTW: 1 had a kid, 1 adopted twin Chinese girls and 1 remains childless.
Don’t forget WordPress does strange things if your browser is maximized Lauraw
They cut low on me too, Beasn – all 4 times. Don’t know why they hoisted everything out of there, but Mr. TiFW was telling me all about it in great detail as it happened.
Then again, he is quite the teaser, so he could have just been shining me on…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KelraygLn2g
Nope that is not it
want
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Teresa, for all we know, they could have given me new innards. The husband refused to look over the sheet.
Though I did feel tugging as they pulled out the boy.
I tell a great story about sitting in on wiserbride’s first c-section.
Told it at the BANGLAR CT meat-up and had Ace crying, he was laughing so hard.
It’s kinda visual, so it’s hard to tell here
FFS
So wait, leon, you’re seeing a Dr. for fertility issues and this place is going to send you to another Dr./urologist, who will send you back to this place.
Well, my wife was talking this through with her regular OB/GYN, who referred us but was apparently ignorant of the fertility clinic’s policy on requisitions. The urologist thing came from whoever answered the phone at the OB/GYN’s office.
It also occurred to me that a large animal vet could have done this. Or I could have donated sperm and they’d have done the same test and paid me for the sample, rather than me paying out of pocket.
I can’t hang out here anymore.
I swear, I’m done with this. I just wanted to share a story of medical industry lameness.
And this is before Obamacare.
We will miss you, Scott. Maybe now you will have time to finish burning that stump.
Dead thread?
Had to give the kids the nightly whuppin’.
At my interview one of the interviewers was a Jihad Jane. Wrapped up tighter than King Tut 2000 years ago. She refused to shake my hand.
If I did not try to shake her hand I would be a douche if I did and she left me hanging well that was awkward.
Finally eating dinner
What’s for dinner? I had bacon and eggs with cheese and salsa.
Cocktail and debriefing time and the boys are on their way to grandma’s house.
*streaks thru blog*
Whose panties are these? And why do they have curly orange-brown and black hair clinging to them?
Cyn…do that again!
Dinner was a salad with cut-up, grilled, boneless, skinless chicken breast topped with pico de gallo and some salt-free Mrs Dash. And an apple.
Cuz I am a fatass and trying to be less of one
Oh, hi Cyn! Didn’t see you….
I had grilled cheese on wheat
I am not sure if it is cheaper than Ramen.c
Grams on Wed?
Cyn is serious about Mr Cyn.
Who??
Naw, have to be up at o’dark thirty to take mom to the hospital.
*uses long hair strands to make a moustache and waves spritely at Tushar*
Sorry, Munda, you only get one glimpse. Unless you’re willing to pony up the bucks to whomever has set up the video cam in the clubhouse this week.
Justified time.
Harumph
Sorry, Munda, you only get one glimpse. Unless you’re willing to pony up the bucks to whomever has set up the video cam in the clubhouse this week.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY…
Dave, you pretend to be interested in what my idiot kids are upto, so you may like this one: one of the kids was threatened my his mom that if he damages the new speaker, daddy will make him stand in a corner and shout ‘boom boom boom’ when daddy is watching an action movie. He got excited and demanded that we attach a speaker wire to him.
Aww shoot. Looks like it was my week to run the cam and I forgot to turn the darn thing on.
Ha Ha Ha! That’s hilarious, Tushar.
You tease, Cyn!
**remotely turns on back up stalker cam**
So how long have you been lurking, Munda?
Lessee…I found this blog from Ace’s blogroll about the same time I found Soylent Green and SooperMexican. So…about 6 months?
Maybe longer, but I remember a link from a Soylent Green post to one of Friday’s postings and saw some people from Ace’s in comments. I bookmarked it and started coming in regular like
Why so long? We don’t bite. Well, except Wiser. And sometimes Beasnsnss.
Tushar, I only care about things your kids do that make a fuckin maniac outta you.
Not cute mom stories. Only your pain.
I’ve never understood lurking here unless one of us was your ex or something. Our conversations are as scintillating as the Farm Report (and often have the same content).
Hush, Dave, that was a good story.
I don’t understand lurking here either. I’m voting “Seriously disturbed.” *winks at Cyn*
Ok I did like that one. Mostly cause he’s worried about his $$$ speakers. So it qualifies.
I love Tushar’s anchor baby stories!
>>I don’t understand lurking here either. I’m voting “Seriously disturbed.” *winks at Cyn*
Bwahahahahaha!
New Poat thown up
…to keep our chat room going.
Here’s one Mundane will appreciate. The school secretary and I were commiserating on parents that don’t read multiple emails, don’t read what is sent home multiple times, and don’t read the frickin’ school calendar that says “Parent/Teacher Conference Day: 1:00 Dismissal” in bold print. Oh, is that today?
Lots of very silly reasons, Cyn.
One, I didn’t really want to stomp on toes, so I wanted to see how new people were supposed to behave.
Two, I just felt kinda scared and jealous of you all.
Three, I am such an odd person, politically and professionally, and this is a politically tinged blog.
‘Sup goobers?