Works for me.
Name that Hostagette.
That pic is gonna be evidence in the divorce proceedings.
Damn imports.
The difference between porn and erotica is color vs. black and white.
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I just wanted to post that last pic.
Yall take care now ya here!
Sohos,
Back many years ago I was recruited by Rice to play football. I had a couple of campus visits and was sold on it.
They took us (17 yr old) recruits to the Ginger Man and made sure no one checked our ID’s (it was 18 legal age back then).
Good time, nice campus. Decided to go to the Air Force Academy instead, I still do a LOT of ‘What If I…’
For any Houston Hostages,
We’re (the guys/gals I’m going through requal with) throwing a party at a local honky tonk tomorrow night. Show up and use my name for free beer and food.
Email me for the name of the bar (obviously very near IAH) and time.
transphat88 *at* gmail.
The Ginger Man is still a very cool place to go
Phat I would go but IAH is nearly 2 hrs away from me. Houston is a big fuckin’ city
goodnight for real. My job is done here (killed it)
Goodnight Darlin’!
I’m off as well.
I’ll talk to you pederasts in the am,
Heck, I’m only 20 hours further out than Sohos!
Drinkerbell would be a cool tattoo.
I H8 the shoes in the last pic. PeeWee Herman dancing shoes.
Sorry, Oso, I’ll try to pay more attention to footwear in the future.
/sarc
I just noticed in the Jack in the Box “Hot Mess” commercial, Jack is the bass player.
Shoes are VERY important. Especially when tucker status is in question. Toes can be as telling as Adam’s apples. Don’t look at super models’ feet. CREEPY!!!
Pretty often, people search for the various hotties in load HEAT. A typical search term might be “Jennifer Anniston feet”
The sasquatch goes along with the tall women dealio. Worse with the cankles set. Looks like Miss Piggy instead of peeWee.
Can’t say I’ve ever looked at Mooch’s feet.
But I can see where that mom dance gig she did on Fallon would be very popular with a lot of people. She didn’t look fugly there, looked normal and fun. Very populist.
OK, this week’s Justified was all KINDS of badass.
Trudging back over pebbles and sand
And a strange derp lands on your hands
And on your face…
Mornin *boop*
http://i.imgur.com/AoDAZUO.gif
You’re up early.
Every damn day @ 430EST.
http://i.imgur.com/cnKTPsv.gif
Morning.
“Jennifer Aniston pre-nosejob feet”
Morning children. Nice pic of your mom XBrad.
I’d bet that last girl is a dude.
So, uh, if I think that might be a dude, where does that leave me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPyMciRWQQ
I saw King Missile open for Retarded Overbite in ’91 on their Ambiguous Gender Identity Tour
And Good morning all
More snow overnight, gonna be 38 later though. Shoveling feels like a waste of time.
Shoulda sprung for the camry with 4WD.
The storm was a bust where I live Leon. Mostly rain that made slush and mud. More snow up north of us.
I didn’t know the Camry came in anything other than front wheel drive.
It doesn’t, Jim. It doesn’t.
That’s a shame, at least an AWD model would make it work better up here. The missus has one that she loves but she gets nervous in snow. We buy good snow tires for it which seem to work.
I could have gone for the RAV-4, but it’s got a tighter, bouncier suspension and is a chick car.
Wow Stark. That song was teh awful.
Hey X, you ever hear of this guy? http://imgur.com/gallery/rbXnD3m
http://i.imgur.com/1hjA2sL.gif
G’morning, cool kids.
Going to go shovel the bad part at the end of the drive so I need less of a running start to get out.
No matter how old we get, there is always new and unknown history showing up.
CONDOM HISTORY :
Interesting piece of history!
In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea, by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Moarnin Cyn! *opens box of chocolates*
http://i.imgur.com/OgNER5X.jpg
If I don’t get a HAHA soon, I’m going back to the pun site.
That was good Jay. *Chuckles
Wembley Stadium
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http://tinyurl.com/b5wr2ug
wakey wakey
I hate that I can’t enjoy all of pupster’s humor anymore, since work blocks many image sites now.
Which little-known band/artist would you guys like me to bring up for debate today?
I just heard on the radio that someone at the White House made veiled threats at Bob Woodword for going against the One’s message regarding the sequester.
AND HE’S TALKING ABOUT IT.
woot. Finally.
Hi, Pups!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/plead.gif
I saw King Missile in 2003. It was pretty good. John couldn’t remember the words to “Love Is…” though, so that got left out.
Ivor Cutler would be another good choice for discussion, yes?
Oh it’s better than that Carin. Journoboobs are going all out denouncing Woodward for wandering off the reservation. A week ago he was a venerated media hero, now he’s a crank.
As Laura mentioned yesterday, they have to protect the precious.
Stark, I saw a side project of that label. Bongwater was on Shimmy Disc and they toured behind their album “The Power of Pussy”.
http://youtu.be/gNPhzkvFrIE
It’s going to go down. They can’t mess with this man.
Nope. They are all in. Been screaming at him since yesterday.
http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=94458
Keith Koffler is reporting that Lanny Davis said he was also threatened by the white house. He’s come forward because of Bob WOodward.
Still no power at the office. At least I shoveled.
Bob Woodward is obviously racist.
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/306963000290574336
Yannow, if they were gonna release a bunch of illegal immigrants because of budget cuts, they could at least release them across the border.
There’s a whole lotta coverup in that tweet, Dave. Nice to see the morons represented so well in the replies.
Ahahahahah! This is fun! From Dave’s retweet:
Sunny @sunnyright
@BuzzFeedAndrew Let’s see. Do I go with what Bob Woodward says, or what people who post cat GIFs say. Give me a minute to consider.
@Bob Woodward – Welcome to the party, pal!
Somebody should tweet that.
pupster isn’t on twitter?
MJ isn’t on twitter either. #chemtrails
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/morrissey-if-more-men-were-homosexual-there-would-be-no-wars-8513072.html
hahahahaha…So no gays in the military, right?
I have a twitter handle, but I’ve never tweeted. I’m a simple dog who is easily confused and frightened of twitter.
I made that point the other day, Mare. Somewhere.Maybe I was ranting at my husband about it.
Who the hell knows anymore. Anything can set me off.
You haven’t called Obama an asshole yet today, so there’s that.
The “Woodward threatened” meme is a distraction, Woodward didn’t say he felt threatened (he’s not a big pussy), he said language like that should be avoided from public officials because it could be interpreted as threatening, i.e. it might shut up younger reporters.
I’m not on twitter. I just comment here. Pretty much the same thing.
Just keep your comments pithy. Or pissy, if you don’t have a lithp.
Obama is an asshole, and I do say it once a day whether it is here or not.
ANd Dave, that is sort of beside the point. He *was* threatened, but that he didn’t feel threatened is a nit pick.
How many younger reporters have been treated EXACTLY the same way, and that is why we’re in the state we’re in.
Most want so to be loved (and invited to the parties) that threats such as losing white house access probably gives them the shits.
What a bunch of assholepussydipshitbootlickingassfaces. Fuck the democrat media.
Jurno-list or whatever the fuck, was real. Keep reminding yourself of that.
Just me and the office manager today, everybody else is on the road. She just suggested my favorite gyro place for take-out lunch.
Gonna be a good day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZGnwT6JBGc
It’s for Woodward’s own good. He knows himself well enough to know he’s getting a bit senile & he’s happy to have Obama remind him that it’s hard being a reporter.
It’s not the treatment of the press that’s the problem, it’s their worship of the godking and willingness to destroy anyone that dares to criticize him.
Let’s hop in the gyrocopter!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=058NelwSkkw
Mmmm, gyros sound really good for lunch.
TO THE GREEK RESTAURANT!
Crap, 2 hours to lunch.
What Dave said coupled with O’bumbles inexperience, ineptitude, and left wing fantasies of how the world works is a powerful factor of malevolence.
It’s not the treatment of the press that’s the problem, it’s their worship of the godking and willingness to destroy anyone that dares to criticize him.
I argue it’s BOTH. They feed on each other. The White House has been playing games with the media, and they’ve covered it up.
The White House is acting unethically when it lies and attempts to intimidate reporters. Plus, their leaking of stories.
An independent press it the most important part of our democracy. I don’t care if’s a mere suggestion of political intimidation. Fuck that shit. Remember the story about the reporters being locked in a garage for an event?
And they barely said BOO about that. Why? Concern about access.
If the white house can self-select who they give access – the Godlike Press is in control of the vertical and the horizontal.
MJ you need to kick the marketing guys in the poon.
Steve Young? That commercial just screams “we couldn’t afford a real celebrity so here is a guy who played football 20 years ago”.
And they deny deny deny any liberal bias
You’re a mouthy broad.
Oh it’s better than that Carin. Journoboobs are going all out denouncing Woodward for wandering off the reservation. A week ago he was a venerated media hero, now he’s a crank.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/02/exclusive-the-woodward-sperling-emails-revealed-88226.html?hp=t1_3
And if Lanny Davis is getting in on the action, doesn’t he have a his own precious up to run in 2016?
Scott what commercial are you talking about?
You’re a mouthy broad.
See? This is why we need that violence against women act.
We don’t have an independent press other than say, talk radio.
The MSM are ideological cocks*ckers.
If you don’t watch yourself you’re gonna lose your Dave privileges.
See? This is why we need that violence against women act.
No, that is why we need our ‘assault’ weapons of all kinds.
I wonder how fruitless it is to care?
http://youtu.be/glewruDoJio
If you don’t watch yourself you’re gonna lose your Dave privileges.
And, like Bob Woodward, I am not intimidated.
Thank you, Jimbo.
You’re gonna regret this.
You’re gonna regret this.
What are you going to do? Call me?
WAIT. Nevermind.
Let’s just drop this whole thing. K?
Hey – how come every time Mooocheeelle challenges someone to a push-up contest, Michelle wins?
I’ll take that bitch on.
>> What are you going to do? Call me?
Told ya
MJ you need to kick the marketing guys in the poon.
Steve Young? That commercial just screams “we couldn’t afford a real celebrity so here is a guy who played football 20 years ago”.
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Agreed, but in our defense the guys that buy from Tyco IS are all 50 year old dudes that know who Steve Young is. Plus we paid him in chicken bones.
Tyco IS is the reason that I had to cancel all of my travel. They are killing us this year.
The new OFA email is especially ripe today. They even use corporate jets to go along with unemployed teachers and firefighters.
Low Information Voters indeed.
So
Happy
It’s
Thursday. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
Most media people already love Obama. Why not go with love rather than fear?
Oh, right. Chicago.
Good morning.
eh, who am I kidding. Nothing good about it.
//stabs J’ames
I wonder if I’m taking a whole ‘nother day off or if they’re going to get the cable reconnected. I’m not up against any deadlines, but this is going to set me back. I’m also pissed that I’ve got to burn PTO for this. Barely have any to start with.
What is this PTO you speak of? Being retired means you never get a day off!
It’s what I have instead of sick days or leave for the work site being inaccessible. It’s not like I can afford a vacation.
The new OFA email is especially ripe today. They even use corporate jets to go along with unemployed teachers and firefighters.
Is it rerun season already?
Are they really trying to turn the sequester into a millage vote?
“Vote yes or we’ll have to shut down the firehouse!”
Greetings, people who have had their coffee secretly replaced with freeze-dried Folger’s crystals.
Y’know – just once I’d like to see the GOP actually call the Dem’s bluff. Let the sequester take place, then make the Dems have to sweat the details instead of the Pubbies.
I’m testing out an improvised beef stew: cubed round steak, diced carrots and celery, salt, pepper, garlic powder, tightly lidded with foil and baking now at 325 until about 2PM. I’ll let you know how it turns out.
*gyrocoma*
4 minutes to Greek food…
Mmmmmmmm. . .
http://tinyurl.com/cvzalhe
I nearly felt my soul slip away there for a moment.
Soul. Ha.
I’ve got soul. No rhythm, but soul.
I finished a book!
*struts proudly*
The same cannot be said for the Chief’s friend there.
Good Lord, Chief! How old is that sweet little ginger – 15?
Cute as a button, that one.
She’s old enough to have signed the Suicide Girls release forms.
Interesting tats, btw.
Sean, your powers of observation astound me.
You hear anything from the SEO guys?
Not yet, puppeh. I’ll keep everyone poated.
You lucky women – you now have an act of congress to protect you. Sell your guns.
Power’s back on and the building will be open at 3pm. Go in or say eff it?
Stew turned out okay. Might have been a little more tender with another hour in the oven.
I say, “eff it.”.
It would take me 3 hours and cost me $4 worth of gas to get 2 hours on the clock.
Eff it, indeed.
When I get to congress I am going to introduce a bill called the Violence Against Girls In North America Act.
I think my favorite alternate title is the “White Men are Wrong Act”. I forget what comment section I saw it in, but it fits.
http://imgur.com/gallery/yqcht
Hahahahaha
Maxine Waters. Man, that wagon can definitely bring the stoopid.
I’m going to go out on a limb here. I like boobs. . . and nipples.
Maxine Waters made you think of that?11?????
“Mmmmmmmm. . .
“indeed!
Hotspur – You think I actually read the crap you people put on this site (or refresh occasionally)?
Gym is open. Gym is .3 miles from my office.
Gonna go lift then come home.
Maxine Waters. Man, that wagon can definitely bring the stoopid.
Thas rayciss.
http://i.imgur.com/hWDYGYx.gif
MCPO?
http://tinyurl.com/cvejoxn
TGSG – Yes. . . . . . ?
next time I here how .1% growth is “another sign of a strengthening economy” I’m going to punch a liberal in the throat.
Wiserbud:
.1% growth is another sign of a strengthening economy.
.1% growth is another sign of a strengthening economy.
.1% growth is another sign of a strengthening economy.
I expect to hear about your rampage on the evening news.
Just not fast enough
RUN, BOB, THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
http://tinyurl.com/cfakrng
I expect to hear about your rampage on the evening news.
luckily, you can’t swing a dead cat in CT without hitting a liberal….
Squirrel.
Serious you guys, we need to ban assault dead cats.
This just in: Sequestration will result in the loss of every job in the United States, plus six or seven other small countries.
Well, it already travelled back in time to raise Donna Brazile’s heff care prices, so I’d say it’s pretty powerful.
No jobs and free healthcare.
Sounds perfect.
next time I here how .1% growth is “another sign of a strengthening economy” I’m going to punch a liberal in the throat.
While we must acknowledge that thejob is not DONE, the economy is on the right track. Obama is OBVIOUSLY on the right track.
*jugs kool-aid
http://tinyurl.com/cfe8ozx
If we wanted to play the Semantics GameTM (and I do), technically everyone who voted for that bill this morning voted FOR “Violence Against Women”.
I rather think I would want to be known as a legislator who voted AGAINST violence against women.
But that’s just me.
No jobs and free healthcare.
Sounds perfect.
http://i.imgur.com/zK8jCUU.gif
Do assault dead cats have folding tails, pistol grips, or logs for mounting stabby knives?
http://tinyurl.com/dave-drops-the-bass
Drink up, C arin!
http://tinyurl.com/cdafg7z
.1% growth is on the right track?
What fricken track has he been on since the 1940′s?
I think the dumpster is full, Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/bquhqyc
Yay! The economy is growing at 1/100th inflation. Praise be.
heh
In a liberal’s world, if I eat three slices of pizza, an order of fries, two cheeseburgers, a plate of baked ziti, pork chops, rice and beans, 6 soft tacos, 9 margaritas, a basket of chips and salsa, four cheese sticks, a roast beef sandwich, two pickles, and three pieces of carrot cake I’m technically on a diet because yesterday I ate three slices of pizza, an order of fries, two cheeseburgers, a plate of baked ziti, pork chops, rice and beans, 6 soft tacos, 9 margaritas, a basket of chips and salsa, four cheese sticks, a roast beef sandwich, two pickles, and two pieces of carrot cake.
MJ, stop looking through my window.
I never drop a bass. I use Dunlop Strap Locks
http://www.andertons.co.uk/Products/i/xl__331031.jpg
I’ll take Theoretical and Applied Mathematics for $1800, Alex.
Or more like it:
I take Theo-redbull and Apple Mattresses for $1800, Alex.
/denoune
http://i.imgur.com/rzIzI.jpg
Wow, she was a pretty cool customer, pups.
I know, right? The hair flick at the end to get the twigs out.
.1% growth is on the right track?
What fricken track has he been on since the 1940′s?
Shut up and eat your gruel, peasant.
Whatever, however, with whomever the republicans make their decisions, it is obviously in a very tiny box, with an echo chamber attached and I’M WITH STUPID written on the top.
Can they do anything right?
Hmm, a dead cat with a bayonet mount. I bet I could sell those.
Wow, she was a pretty cool customer, pups.
She would have to be deaf and blind not to react to that. You can see the image manipulation around the trunk as the tree comes down.
Don’t see any problems solved but whatever:
http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/detroit/detroit-mayor-dave-bing-says-governor-rick-snyder-will-announce-a-state-takeover-on-friday
Can they do anything right?
Well, everyone who is anyone knows that you simply MUST get their recipe for Crab Dip. If you’re lucky, they might slip you their secret Cheese Ball recipe.
But they can’t do that if they aren’t invited to all the right parties.
dog shoots man:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/26/17107343-florida-man-shot-by-his-dog-police-say#.US5rfkJuxWw.twitter
There is a back story they just aren’t curious about. 1) He didn’t know what caliber of gun it was, and B) Didn’t know it was loaded? Is he claiming it was the dog’s gun?
Republicans will never win a PR campaign against Obama. Ever. Which leads me to believe since they SUCK as strategists, they should just go ahead and vote on principles (those that have any).
.1% growth is on the right track?
What fricken track has he been on since the 1940′s?
Shut up and eat your gruel, peasant.
Besides, chocolate rations have been increased from 5 oz to 3 oz per week!
Don’t see any problems solved but whatever:
http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/detroit/detroit-mayor-dave-bing-says-governor-rick-snyder-will-announce-a-state-takeover-on-friday
Emergency Managers can make SMART (non-political) decisions regarding finances. Detroit has a city staff as if it still had a population of over a million people. Elected officials won’t get rid of these folks, downsize, etc.
An emergency manager can slice through this stuff.
Besides, chocolate rations have been increased from 5 oz to 3 oz per week!
This is spirit, tovarish!
I read the transcript of Rand Paul explain his cloture/straight up vote for Hagel and I’m not smart enough to understand what the FUDGE the guy was saying. But I admit, I’m not a political chess player like the republicans. They’re super, scary smart.
Carin, are you saying an emergency manager will get rid of useless city staff? That would be a great start. Then nukes would be good
Mare, what time do when uncork the box wine tonight?
I was being serious. That would be great if an emergency manager had the authority to trim the fat.
Carin, are you saying an emergency manager will get rid of useless city staff? That would be a great start. Then nukes would be good
Yep. He can rip up contracts, etc.
It’s sort of like Bankruptcy, except instead of a judge making the decisions, you get someone who knows that they’re doing.
There are several cities (all black dominated) in Michigan with Emergency managers. They are ALL doing better than they were.
Besides, chocolate rations have been increased from 5 oz to 3 oz per week!
as long as we still get chocolate and as long as it’s free….
/ObamaVoter (formerly known as LIV)
For some inexplicable reason, I’m not drinking to encourage fat loss (HA!). It makes me cranky and I’m pretty certain my husband wants me to start drinking again.
And, the the difference isn’t the color of the Emergency Manager – it’s that the population no longer gets to vote.
Because they SUCK at voting.
See: Obama.
I’m pretty certain my husband wants me to start drinking again.
Take it away, b-rad…
Mare – I’m probably drinking more than I was, and I’m getting kinda skinny.
You need to start bringing people food.
That would be great if an emergency manager had the authority to trim the fat.
You ought to think about getting one of those for yourself, mare.
Come on, we were all thinking it……
Well, then, that’s really good news for Detroiters. And those with interests there.
Mare, are you for the Violence Against Girls In North America act?
It is the BEST hope for Detroit at this point.
You’re drinking more and losing weight? My good buddy did that too, to the tune of 40 pounds. Sounds ideal, I need specifics. She gave up food to account for wine calories.
I see the upside.
Tushar tweets
http://i.imgur.com/g5gHBF5.png
Seriously, I heard about the idiotic Boehner bringing that to the table, but I have NO idea what the Violence against women act does? Do you guys?
Special status for women? Do not like. It’s like our stupid Hate Crime laws. Just awful.
LOL.
Well, see I don’t eat while I’m working,and I probably clock in … 7 miles running around that place. Add in carrying heavy trays.
When I get home – that one glass of wine on an empty tummy? Who needs a second glass, to be honest.
AmIright?
Basically, I’m skipping too many meals. I try to slip in some protein (whore mouths, shut them),but I’m really just too busy to eat or overeat. When I get home, I’ll force down a small piece of chicken or something. On my days off, I’m trying to eat a TON to compensate, but that doesn’t always work so great.
Mare – I’m probably drinking more than I was, and I’m getting kinda skinny.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Sugar Free Kool aid.
Not too many fat winos.
I took a power bar to work the other night – never ate it. Brought it the next day? had maybe half. Took it a third day, and had a bite or two then finally just threw it away.
Just heard a commercial for Quicken loans that cracked me up.
Announcer guy: “We get tweets like this all the time: “Dear QuickenLoans. We bought our house in 1984 and had a pretty high rate. We refinanced in 2004 for a much lower rate and now we’re thinking about possibly refinancing again, since the current rates are so low. However, we’re not sure if the value of our home would allow us to get a high enough mortgage to cover what we currently owe. How can we take advantage of today’s low rates, even though our house may be currently underwater?”
Really? You get tweets like that all the time?
Would love to know which twitter they are using…..
I try to slip in some protein
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS?!?
Carin, I think what you’re saying (and it’s true) I have to get off my ass more.
And one glass of wine? COME ON!!
HA! Wiser!
Speaking of meth, is Cyn here? I hear it’s good for weight loss (you know, from all the teeth you lose).
Carin, I think what you’re saying (and it’s true) I have to get off my ass more.
Yea, you move enough and you can have that glass of wine every day.
And one glass of wine? COME ON!!
I didn’t mention how big my glass was …
Well, okay then.
*opens box of wine, and starts filling bucket/glass
Carin, I think I owe you an apology. I made a very mean comment about your mom yesterday, when I was looking for a link and reread it, it sounded horrible. Please accept my apology.
She told you to shut your whore mouth, puppy.
Drinking on an empty stomach is awesome: it’s cheap, it’s fast, & you end up vomiting up everything you eat later anyway. Whee!
Ba a hahha haaaa
“Drinking on an empty stomach is awesome: it’s cheap, it’s fast, & you end up vomiting up everything you eat later anyway. Whee!”
Stark, stop looking in my window.
Its ok, Mare. It’s true.
Scott may have found his calling besides outdoor showers and smoking meat.
Yeah, well, even though I’m all wrinkly and gross, I don’t want people to tell me.
Twitter is the perfect genre for scott.
Mare, quit mistaking the hole I drilled in your bathroom ceiling for a window.
Yeah, well, even though I’m all wrinkly and gross … /em>
If you say so.
You could be a man for all we know.
Iowascott.
Maybe they get tweets like this and the guy simply translated it for us:
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nope, still doesn’t work.
Basically, I’m going to drunkenly scrounge all the leftover meat in the fridge, stick it under the broiler until it smokes, pour buffaalllooo sauce all over it, & have a burning sensation in my rear 16 hours later.
Whatever Wiser is smoking, please pass it this way.
Stark, that is exactly what my husband is going to do. I’m having a left over half of a green onion, canadian bacon and cheddar omelet.
I’ve had a boston butt in the oven since noonish.
Box wine = Cardboardeaux
The fried egg I had for lunch is killing me.
lol were gettin kiked out f R houser wtf lol?!
“All your women burn in your flames.
And as it dies, they’ll leave you, and seek revenge.”
http://youtu.be/yWwa_fzyBI8
Shatters that tough guy image….
How can a fried egg give you heart burn? Really? What did you put on it a Texas hot sauce?
What is a “boston” butt?
John Kerry
It’s a cut of pork. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_butt
Oh, yeah, that’s my husband’s favorite.
And have we learned if Vman got an offer yet? I’m getting nervous.
Boston butt is actually shoulder. They call it butt to keep the 1%ers from eating it, since it’s delicious.
<a href="http://www.extramileamerica.org/wp-content/themes/DynamiX/lib/scripts/timthumb.php?h=300&w=250&zc=0&src=/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Thomas-M.-Menino.jpg"Boston Butt
So, when people refer to Michelle’s butt, they’re really referring to her shoulder?
My husband likes to smoke pork shoulder.
And he makes a delicious sauce for it.
And now, you may all shut your pimp mouths.
Damn, that didn’t work.
Boston butt
Stoopid angle brackets.
I think it’s also known as Yankee Brisket.
Scott, good job on the tweets!
I think the “butt” refers to the container they used to keep it in.
ga. When you guys get quiet, I have to go read news.
Then I feel like stabbing something.
Comment by Jay in Ames on February 28, 2013 4:18 pm
Hmm, a dead cat with a bayonet mount. I bet I could sell those.
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Pretty sure a bayonet IS a dead cat mount.
“ga. When you guys get quiet, I have to go read news.
Then I feel like stabbing something.”
This happens to me quite often. Since Wiser seems busy, carin:
I made the Oven Baked Chicken Fajitas from realmomkitchen.com and they were really good. The white queso from Costco drizzled over the top and a generous dollop of guacamole made them excellent.
Don’t need no rubs, sauces, or fancy glasses for meth.
Don’t need no rubs, sauces, or fancy glasses for meth.
No, not, for the blue meth, that is true. But the green meth? That really can’t be appreciated without a pinch of cumin and a huff of the pressurized CO2 in Reddy-Whip.
I made the Oven Baked Chicken Fajitas from realmomkitchen.com and they were really good. The white queso from Costco drizzled over the top and a generous dollop of guacamole made them excellent.
yeah… it’s the wine that’s keeping you from losing weight……
it’s the wine that’s keeping you from losing weight
If she’d just drink more, she’d pass out (and then eat less)…..
White queso drizzled on the black meth is 2Die4.
If she’d just drink more, she’d pass out (and then eat less)…..
EUREKA!
I been doin’ it wrong all this time…
WRONG wiser, I don’t eat the tortillas, its chicken, peppers, onions and spices, I put it over cabbage. Drizzle is a little and probably less than the 2TBS that are only 2 carbs. Avacado (homemade guar) is good fat and after eating it I was still in ketosis. If you don’t know what that is, google it.
If you don’t know what that is, google it.
that: [unstressed thuht] pronoun and adjective, plural: those; adv.; conj. pronoun
1. (used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as pointed out or present, mentioned before, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis): That is her mother. After that we saw each other.
2. (used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., already mentioned, referring to the one more remote in place, time, or thought; opposed to this ): This is my sister and that’s my cousin.
3. (used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., already mentioned, implying a contrast or contradistinction; opposed to this ): This suit fits better than that.
4. (used as the subject or object of a relative clause, especially one defining or restricting the antecedent, sometimes replaceable by who, whom, or which ): the horse that he bought.
5. (used as the object of a preposition, with the preposition standing at the end of a relative clause): the farm that I spoke of.
#YMNC
Afternoon.
#YMNC
Soledad’s Earpiece works for google now. Hunh.
Heya Jew.
You mentioned a beard the other day, yes? Hows about a new POL pic?
Shirt optional, of course
Today I built five of these:
http://tinyurl.com/c5mdfny
(Dents are optional.)
I have a TV interview tomorrow morning, and I need a haircut. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I had a cousin who used to keep his keyring in his shoes for some reason.
His sister wanted to borrow his car, so he told her to look inside of his shoe for his car key, but he refused to take off his shoes for her.
She really wanted to borrow the car, so she reached inside his shoe and searched and searched. Finally, she gave up, saying, “I can’t find the damn keyring!!
He said “Well, try looking on the key toe, sis.”
.
I can probably get my hands on a new POL.
Proofing cabin, Jewstin?
*grabs scissors*
C’mere Roamy – my mom is a hairdresser. I got skillz. Swearsies.
He said “Well, try looking on the key toe, sis.”
*emails 10 Brazilian dollars to the Stab Wiserbud Donation Fund®*
That is a heated storage cabinet. Fast food joints buy a ton of those things.
*Whispering
(Flame grilled burgers aren’t always fresh off the grill.)
*Whispering
(Flame grilled burgers aren’t always fresh off the grill.)
GTFO. Lies, lies!
Okay, Cyn, just stop when you hit scalp.
So Roamy – are we gonna have to strip down to our lingerie and beg, or are you going to just tell us about your TV gig?!
Sweet. I’ll set my VCR.
RFH, no rush. Think about it for a while before you answer.
hahahahahahaha. I want to get the interview done first. If it’s a total clusterfuck, then I’m denying it ever happened.
VCR: $1.99 at the thrift store
Nearly new “blank” VHS tape with a Golden Girls episode already on it: $8.00 from same thrift store
Stares of disbelief from literally everyone on Earth: Priceless
HAHAHA Biden is an idiot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0IVSGctQIg
I am trying a new method for steaks. Low and slow (225) until internal temp hits 115 and then hot high direct heat until you get the color you want.
I’ll report back.
Stark?
http://i.imgur.com/HvSJ7.gif
Is this a deal for work or school Roams? I promise I won’t tell.
That video is a perfect example of why liberal know-nothings should NEVER give self defense advice.
I’m sure it will go fine, Romy. I mean, what could go wrong?
http://i.imgur.com/2TtN4bv.jpg
I’m sure it will go fine, Romy. I mean, what could go wrong?
http://i.imgur.com/2TtN4bv.jpg
hahahaha…That also happens listening to wiser.
Dear Pupster,
Drinking gives me powers. Formica™ has something to do with ants.
http://i.imgur.com/Ucvp0AG.gif
http://i.imgur.com/2TtN4bv.jpg
Bwahahahahahaha!
Uh huh:
http://tinyurl.com/bl66gxv
Cyn, it is for work.
Related:
http://youtu.be/YDGKwKDbphc
So…..Zubrowka is fantastic. It’s really different, but in a good way.
I can’t really put my finger on the flavor but I like it.
Video, MJ!!
Oh, I’ve tasted it, but I can’t remember. Sort of like dandruff & tape-head cleaner, but better.
Cyn, it is for work.
Fun! So you’re going to be the Dragon Lady.
BTW, I think your hair looks great. http://bit.ly/ilKTor
MJ try it with apple juice, magic happens.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 28, 2013 6:13 pm
I have a TV interview tomorrow morning,
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Do you get to tell them TV people what that tornader sounded like? or is it something sciencey? I’m sure you’ll do good…………….for a girl!
OK, the amazing ribs guy was right again
I have been cooking steaks the wrong way.
Best steaks ever!
Roamy, do some deep breathing ahead of time, and speak slowly. you’re smart, interesting and funny, you’ll kill them. And via POL your hair is great. People would kill for your thick head of hair.
Also, get raging drunk, whatever happens you can blame it on the alcohol.
I have a TV interview tomorrow morning
Good luck, I hope you get the job.
Saw one of these on the way home from work: http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/porsche_panamera2.jpg
Since when has Porsche made sedans?
Leaving in a couple of minutes to go see “To Catch a Thief” with DD#3 – should be lots of fun!
Also, get raging drunk, whatever happens you can blame it on the alcohol.
http://youtu.be/I3avaQfFafk
Just afraid I’m going to look like this.
http://tinyurl.com/c89hycw
http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/porsche_panamera2.jpg
Since when has Porsche made sedans?
Day-ummmm. That is hawt.
Quelle fucking what?
Although, the old 928 was a watercooled, v-8, 2+2, IIRC.
Have fun Teresa.
Roamy a little hair oil and BAM no frizzes. Even a cheap brand works. Gives it a little shine too!
Also, lick your lips a lot and unbutton the third button and no one gives a crap about your hair.
I have been cooking steaks the wrong way.
Best steaks ever!
We’ve been taught forever to hot-seer them and THEN slow cook. You didn’t lose any juice or get dry?! (SYWM)
Roamy, you can use this if you need to:
http://youtu.be/8wRXa971Xw0
No, no; your hair will be great, Roamy. http://bit.ly/4JIaAb
http://www.amazon.com/Mane-Tail-Shampoo-32/dp/B000QFRBNS
RFH, try to work in ….Ain’t nobody got time for dat!
This, in black. Dude was scootin’, I couldn’t catch up.
http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/panamera/panamera-4-platinum-edition/
Even a cheap brand works. Gives it a little shine too!
http://youtu.be/0Ep_35qLFbo?t=1m6s
MJ try it with apple juice, magic happens.
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I tried a tiny amount, then mixed a few ounces with a touch of apple juice. It’s good.
Video, MJ!!
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I made a gila monster drink video for tomorrow. Trudy makes an appearance after I chase her around a bit.
Trudy is a fuckin rock star. Just make sure she says her prayers & never mixes booze & sleeping pills.
Uh oh.
It would be nice to have our own small, snorty Bonn Scott or Germy Hendrix, but that’s really not the way to go out. Old, crabby, & cleaning your own genitals with your tongue is far (far) better.
MJ in a few years……………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO6ztkW4ulw
Mare knows things. Is that third button trick how you snagged mr mare?
Comment by Car in on February 28, 2013 7:49 pm
Mare knows things. Is that third button trick how you snagged mr mare?
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Pretty sure it was the undoing the button on the waistband trick…………….
Also, lick your lips a lot and unbutton the third button and no one gives a crap about your hair.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qielEgZV1qet1tyo1_400.gif
“RFH, try to work in ….Ain’t nobody got time for dat!”
LOL
Carin, when Mr. Mare first saw me I was in a white bikini. Buttons….ppfffffffffttttt.
I hope we’re helping Roamy.
My favorite line from Psych last night:
“I’m pretty sure that 90% of all gunshot wounds are psychological.”
Bonn Scott would be a kick ass name for a dog.
Oooh, I’ll have to try the new way of cooking steak. How long does it take in a 225 oven/grill to get the internal temp to 115?
(Hello everybody)
Strange, it just occurred to me that when I first saw my future husband on Duke Kahanamoku Beach, I was with my best buddy in Hawaii, a 52 year old (same age as myself now), English (from England) ex pat.
We wanted to name a dog Tiberious. It hasn’t really fit with any of our pooches just so far.
Boomstick has an avatar much like TGSG.
And who the hell is Boomstick?
Also, where is Hotspur for our newbie greeting?
Mare! I love Duke Kahanamoku beach! (OK, I pretty much like every beach)
http://m.drinksmixer.com/drinkl21m431.html
Drink idea for meat ups
I’m stuck at a table full of Nursing students listening to inside jokes…HELP!!!
If they say Woodward is senile, remind them that Joe Biden is four months older.
I accidentally clicked the avatar thingy while posting, so it gave me a … weird fleshy triangle, I guess.
Boomstick’s been around before.
http://tinyurl.com/cx35jd7
He’s hosting a meetup next week.
Oso, we may need to meet on that beach. So many great things have happened there. It’s my kids favorite too. Right in front of the Hilton. Oh, I get mushy just thinking about it.
What? Where is he hosting a meat-up?
Tiberius? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4
http://m.drinksmixer.com/drinkl21m431.html
Drink idea for meat ups
Jimbo has a clear understanding of H2.
Anejo tequila in that drink is like shotgunning a Guinness tallboy
Comment by mare on February 28, 2013 8:08 pm
What? Where is he hosting a meat-up?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mz9uT0pi1rogngso1_r1_500.jpg
Mare, a Hawai’i meat up would be sweet! MJ could make Mai Tais with Koloa rum. Plate lunch!
PUPS! You son of a…wait, as a dog, you are a son of a bitch.
mare = gullible
Oso, let’s go to Grace’s for the best plate lunch ever. Chicken Katsu (extra sauce), two scoop rice, macaroni salad and those awesome noodles that are under the katsu.
Oh, I forgot, the kim chee. Do you eat that? I’ll eat it if you don’t.
Hey, pimps, shut it!
Ohhh, also, happy hour drinks and puu puu’s on me at the Chart House. Lychee martini’s, garlic chicken, fried rice, edamame, whatever you’ll eat.
Dan eats the Plate Lunch. I just have a burger no mayo. Too many allergies. I have numerous locals on multiple islands that take care of me!
Well, hell, you lead the way, Oso!! Food allergies or not, we’ll have fun.
Just kim chi for me, please. & maybe some grilled pork belly.
OMG Mare! The Chart House!!! Total Wine has Lychee Liquor! ABC has Li Hung Mui. I need Sam Choy’s Pineapple Macadamia Nut Cheesecake. Stat!
Did anybody tempt anybody else to do the thing they gave up for Lent today?
Oh, Hawaii provides the BEST flashbacks.
I don’t know if any of you weirdos like prog rock, but… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A-gPOq1OQ
puu puu’s on me
Our Flag Counter hits from Germany are about to go WAAAAAAAAY up.
I scare myself. It can get frightening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0h6FBbw8jY
Huh. When China launched its first space station in 2011, they showed it on TV. The background music was an instrumental version of “America The Beautiful.”
WTF is wrong with German people?
They have certain…repressed desires, leon.
lol srsly
“puu puu’s on me
Our Flag Counter hits from Germany are about to go WAAAAAAAAY up.”
I really don’t know what that means, but can extrapolate that it’s some weird deviant sexual deal that German’s particularly like. Therefore, I am going to watch TV.
I’m wearing a Cleveland Indians tee. Don’t know why PuuPuu would make me go there.
I can state with confidence that I don’t have any weird, repressed sexual desires.
Depends on the cut of meat Boomstick. These were small fillets and only took about 20 minutes. Next time I will be better prepared and have a second grill ready to finish them off on nuke hot charcoal.
Oso…
Ich sehe, was Sie dort getan haben.
I can state with confidence that I don’t have any weird, repressed sexual desires.
Ditto. None of mine are repressed.
This POS post is still here?
Glad MJ liked the Zubrowka.
For me it kind of toggled back and forth between tasting like sweet hay, and a toasty vanilla, depending on the moment.
Scott, I’ve been cooking steaks by getting the grill (gas) as hot as possible, then cooking each side for about 4 minutes. These are thin, 3/4″ steaks and they come out great. Just had a T-Bone for dinner, it was excellent.
This POS post is still here?
I’ll thow sumpin new up… brb
http://tinyurl.com/czfwlcd
Doing it wrong.
New poat
I haven’t tried his steak method yet, but Amazing Ribs hasn’t steered me wrong yet.