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Welcome to the New Poat. It’s the same as the Old Poat.
Faster Commenting. Less Scrolling.
So are you kids doing any shows while you’re in Vegas, Oso?
How can anyone hate Sox?
Cyn, my cousin hired Sparky for her 6 yr olds birthday party on Saturday. I guess the response was HUGE with the Gilbert Kids’ Birthday Party Competion. Her 6 yr old was doing the “fork” for me on Sunday.
As I was writing this screed, Phat went to bed and Cynnabuns put-up a new poat…
Phat,
riend of mine is a long-time UAL pilot. Ex-Navy. After the 737 “Un-commanded Rudder Hard-Over” episodes, they started doing this exercise in the SIM.
He was an instructor in BFM in the Navy. The pulled this on him in the SIM, to see if he would “fight the roll”, to the exclusion of all else and, thereby crash & die.
He did not. He let it roll inverted, while running the trim and climbed-out inverted. Then roll upright and WIN!!!
The instructors were impressed, but NOT pleased.
I’ve flown with Lance, and he is a smooth operator. I’ve never landed with him, as I jumped-out, half-way through the flight.
The guy is really good. He, and his BiL, were flying the Pilatus-Porter for the Drop-Zone. The bulkhead that held the horizontal-trim jack-screw ripped out, H-stab leading-edge flipped up, they did half outside-loop. They should have jumped, but between the two of them, they managed to yard-back on the stick enough to get it stable enough to land.
I replaced the bulkhead and fixed the problem.
Almost lost a really-cool airplane…
How can anyone hate Sox?
Whaaa?? Whatchu talkin’ ’bout
WillisXbrad??Hmmmm
Cyn, my cousin hired Sparky for her 6 yr olds birthday party on Saturday.
No.Way! I am totally hiring Sparky for my birthday party. There’ll be an extra somethin’ somethin’ in his pay envelope too for a good birthday squeeze. Sparky is soo cute.
Cyn, I missed the Ginger!!! Dan already won $500 on his first $20 so I have no idea if we’ll be going to any shows or if he’ll be closing the wallet on the first day. Tomorrow is new release Tuesday so at least I know I’ll be getting trashy romance novels!
Ask Oso what I mean, Cyn.
A cat has been added to the Poat.
You wanted the best? You got the best.
No.
(I did see her comment about socks actually)
Cyn, from what I understand, there are 3 Sparky’s. There were people that weren’t even part of the party that requested pics with Sparky. Dan partied with Sparky at the Oregon game. I found out UNM/ASU will be doing a home and home series with each other in 2014/2015. Meat up? LOL
Dan already won $500 on his first $20
THE MOTHERLOAD!!! Tell him to walk away nao!
I’ve heard that too, about the three of them.
Everyone wants a picture with Sparky. Heck, I’d trade one of the boys for one. I’ll tell you though, as many times as we’ve taken the boys to the game and gone looking for him, he was no where to be found. I think they just use the hologram version for the football games. *steams*
Meat up? LOL
Count on it.
I should be in bed. I’ll need to take a painkiller first. . .
Sorry you’re still up, Chief.
I’ll soon be tossing back my bounty of Mother’s Little Nighttime Helpers. I haven’t slept without them since before the boys were born.
My wife is watching Hawaii 5-O. This could be one of the stupidest shows ever. Boat engine won’t run, guy pulls the dipstick, and says “It’s seized.” Fuckin’ retarded.
Hey Oso, we do too get weather in NM. We had 6″ of snow and it was 4 degrees this morning.
Hawaii 5-0
Another reboot. Pffft. I’d take the reruns anyday.
Time to get horizontal.
G’night, cool kids.
Stay warm, Pepe!
I just like H5-0 because they keep finding reasons Grace Park really needs to be in a bikini.
Oops. Sorry, Pepe.
Trudy?
http://tinyurl.com/asgzu6f
*gives Trudy a skritch*
I’m in a mood to cut a bitch. Who wants to go first?
Scairt ya all off, did I? My job here is done.
zzzzzzzzzzz
G’night beasn. What are your sick days this week?
The passenger that died in the cab in Vegas last week after the gun battle on The Strip: 2 time breast cancer survivor. When the mob ran Vegas, there weren’t gun battles between rappers on The Strip. GOML
^And the fucking steaks weren’t overcooked!^
And now they’re trying to take my life away
Forever derp I cannot stay
Hey
On every corner I can see them there
They don’t know my name they don’t know my kind
Good morning all! Working on my second cup of coffee now
Anyone waiting for The Sequester with bated breath?
We have early days this week, but we’ll likely get Friday off. 3-day bender!
http://youtu.be/nZKT_6LOV-E
A cover song from the Donkey Punch the Night EP
Bonus 3 day weekend — nice! I’m not on call this weekend which is a relief after last weekend. Not too busy but definitely stressful with a kid who was in a car wreck and tore her entire arm up from hand to shoulder. We had no plastic surgery or hand surgery coverage so I had to do my best to get her through the weekend (not as dramatic as it sounds, but still stressful). This weekend I get to hang around in sweats and avoid shaving
Nothing like disturbing nightmares to start the day.
Did you have a nightmare or was it the thought of me in my sweats that frightened you?
Dog is still displaying signs of selective anorexia. She’ll only eat cookies and food freshly cooked for her. With gravy.
She’s getting forgetful about faking her limp, too.
Gross.
No, gross is what’s happened to the Ikea rug we keep in the kitchen under her food bowl.
She ate the same food a week ago, but something when fuark in her brain and now she thinks it’s poison, kind of like when I got sick from some bad guac but then ate homemade chili before the symptoms hit. Had to throw out the rest of the chili because I couldn’t eat it.
Tom Brady is giving up half of his salary so the team will have a better shot at another Superbowl.
At a certain point, you’ve won enough Super Bowls.
He’s signed for 3 more years which will take him to age 40. Wonder if he’ll play that long. IF he wins another SB my guess is he’d retire immediately.
10 million dollars should help.
That will piss off Wiserbud.
Only in Leon’s world would a ‘gross’ comment refer to his dog’s eating habit and not a teenager with a mangled arm.
I am incredibly self centered.
And I didn’t read up the thread. That sounds awful. Hope she recovers okay and keeps her strength/mobility in the arm.
Jimbro, that girl with torn arm, she (or the driver) was texting while driving, right?
Kids are amazing as far as healing ability. She is a calm, mature kid who will get through this trauma. When that day comes for her, she will most likely choose a long sleeved wedding gown.
She was back seat passenger, dad reportedly went through a red light and the truck got T-boned and rolled. Both mom and dad say there was no red light so there’s that….
Glad to hear it, Jim. Scars are nothing but conversation pieces if the function can be kept.
Jimbro has another foot of snow heading his way.
I don’t know how people live up there.
Good morning
I sometimes wonder the same thing and them my woman reminds me of how lucky I am to have her. She’s a Maine girl through and through. We stopped by her parents’ house this weekend and they are hardcore “Mainahs” with the accent and everything. He did show me his dad’s old Model 70 30.06 and told me a few stories about how his dad jacked deer to get meat for them to eat when he was a kid.
Ugh, one of my lifting bloggers went vegan. She’s a girl and Canadian, so I guess it was sort of inevitable that she’d eventually be a dumbass.
Off to work, have a Hostage day everyone
I’m up. Morning, cool kids (and lurkers).
WAKEY wakey
I’ve been up since 5. Had to drive Dad id dialysis. Then I laid in bed for a few hours after hoping to fall asleep.
didn’t take.
I’ll be drinking a LOT of coffee today.
Morning children. Urrrggghh…………..
*slips some Bailey’s into the H2 kitchen coffee pot*
Cyn ♥s Matt Drudge…
>>>>>>Obama’s Paycheck Exempt From ‘Sequester’
But of course.
#SCOAMF
I enjoyed the, “I like my coffee like I like my women…” last night.
Also, Cyn + in charge of what goes in coffee = good
“She’s a girl and Canadian, so I guess it was sort of inevitable that she’d eventually be a dumbass.”
Dumbass indeed. Did she use the old “gorillas are vegetarians and they are super strong” argument?
I don’t see why Obama isn’t constantly shamed into giving up his paycheck. Romney never took any money for government jobs, and he’s literally evil incarnate.
Plus, at a certain point you’ve made enough money. The Obama’s are multi millionaires. The 400K won’t make a difference.
I think the sequester should ground AF1 and 2 from political speeches.
Like the one he’s giving today.
Really? I fired up my computer for this?
apparently.
Hotspur, until you contribute, shut your brie hole.
The 400K won’t make a difference.
See, now, this is the argument that we’ll hear from the Left: even if TehWon gave up his salary it would be a drop in the bucket so why bother. /What Difference Does It Make?/
This whole sequestration deal is such a flaming pile of swirling turds. Ridiculous. There are absolutely NO serious people in D.C..
What exactly do you mean by contribute?
Hey-shut it; the critters were medicinal. Plus, today is THAT day between Monday and Wednesday. IYKWIM.
(won’t hurt my feelings if someone pushes this down)
Now, where is that pun link I had…
My job isn’t to contribute, my job is to look good.
Dumbass indeed. Did she use the old “gorillas are vegetarians and they are super strong” argument?
I don’t even know. I started skimming after she started including the photos of how foie gras is made.
Also, gorillas can do that because they aren’t really eating vegetables, they are eating the aminos and fatty acids that their enormous fermentation vat of a gut churns out with the help of a vast internal bacterial colony. Same as horses, bulls, and most other herbivores. Humans don’t have that and can’t get it, at least not internally.
Okay, one last shot of diabeetus inducing sweetness, http://i.imgur.com/nOw3TCt.jpg, then the Blue Meth, and time to start the day.
Cyn, that pic is so wonderful, it may need to be my wallpaper….of my bedroom.
“Also, gorillas can do that because they aren’t really eating vegetables, they are eating the aminos and fatty acids that their enormous fermentation vat of a gut churns out with the help of a vast internal bacterial colony. Same as horses, bulls, and most other herbivores. Humans don’t have that and can’t get it, at least not internally.”
That’s exactly what I guessed.
I know, Mare. U smrt.
Dog is still displaying signs of selective anorexia.
I’ve got that, too. *pours moar gravy*
Hi Tushar!
http://i.imgur.com/3l3hlHV.gif
I’m not always able to fuck off on the internet poating gifs, sorry. I wrote proposals all day yesterday and have 2 moar to write today, along with a conference call where I get to listen to my customer ask for moar proposals. Its a good problem.
My job isn’t to contribute, my job is to look good.
http://i.imgur.com/mvQI8zr.gif
My job isn’t to contribute, my job is to look good.
http://i.imgur.com/mvQI8zr.gif
HAHAH…exactly!
I thought my job was to look good.
We are all Mare, now.
MJ, your job is to continue producing videos about drinks, flaming at politicians and general grossness.
These proposals aren’t going to write themselves you guys.
Actual email from the customer after reading the draft request for pricing I will be submitting on their behalf:
I have no suggested modifications. I wept a little while reading it. Very moving stuff.
My customers are a bunch of sarcastic smart-asses.
http://i.imgur.com/ULF930z.gif
I know that I know that I know, if I click on DRUDGE I’m going to be angry, so I’m not doing it today. I am going to be, like Oso stated earlier, a LIV. Or as I like to call them, leeching assholes. (notice spelling)
I have no suggested modifications. I wept a little while reading it. Very moving stuff.
My customers are a bunch of sarcastic smart-ass
Well, I like them.
Excellent. I can do this. I think I’m going to make a drink-with-no-name this week.
My neighbor put it together for a pool party last summer and it was really good, yet really weird.
Naming contest? Yeah, I think that’ll be fun.
There you go, MJ!
This whole sequestration deal is such a flaming pile of swirling turds.
Yep. Must cut vaccinations for poor kids, soldiers’ pay, and end life as we know it, instead of cutting cowboy poetry, payoffs to
campaign contributorsgreen energy companies, and other assorted bullshit.So true, Roamy. It’s not even that difficult. And anyone who starts with the “we won’t have police on the streets…” argument is inherently not serious. Really? That’s what you’re going to cut first?
Don’t have enough teachers? Really? How about cutting that administration to teacher ratio by 90% and see money flowing and no loss in teacher to student activity.
Flaming Pile of Swirling Turds Lemon Bear Dick Punch on the rocks, please.
I’m always amazed that people think the federal government pays for everything. I get that there are grants and the DOE etc, but most of these cuts that are used to scare people are locally funded.
Fuck stupid Americans and their right to vote.
Assholes. That’s what they are.
Swirling Turd Punch Flambe with a twist, dick face.
Crap I forgot Bear
“Swirling Turd Punch Flambe with a twist, dick face.”
Sounds delicious but in a mean way.
I’ll put up a post on Thursday about the drink. I will refer to it in the video, so if you really want me to make a, “Belly Jelly Mare Punch,” start thinking about it now.
If I said “I mean that in a nice way” would that help Mare?
Vman, what have you heard from North Carolina?
Yes.
HA! I hope this is true:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/25/guess-which-popular-republican-governor-was-not-invited-to-speak-at-cpac/#
VMAX, this is very important.
Send a thank you card to everybody you met at the company that you wish to hire you, individually. Do it now.
Not an email, but an honest to goodness thank you card in the mail.
http://i.imgur.com/VrvvX6c.jpg
No I have nor heard Mare. Thank you Pups good idea.
Huh. And I thought everything on the internet was true.
Apparently Scott’s avatar was recently arrested for robbery or the article is a fake.
http://is.gd/qeH2V5
My job is to learn this effing CAD program. I swore I would never do this, because my drafting skills are incredible. (No brag, just fact.) But I have arthritis in my thumbs now, and it hurts to draw by hand. Especially lettering – REALLY hurts.
So, I’ll just sit over here and be grouchy.
“So, I’ll just sit over here and be grouchy.”
We all have our jobs here, Hotspur!
New macbook is nice. I got the little one HS.
Did you get the retina display?
AutoCad Hotspur? I know a guy.
http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/68160cb01c9ee531e2a8bab8739788e2?s=32&d=wavatar
I think Britney looks great with dark hair:
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/britney-spears-brown-hair.jpg
Did you get the retina display?
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No. It seemed like too much money.
What Cad program Hotspur? I am well versed in a few.
Chief Architect
Along with my new notebook I got the 27″ Thunderbolt display. This baby has more real estate than Donald Trump.
I have not heard of CA before let me look.
1%er
http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/02/branco-cartoon-biggest-loser/
It is cheaper than AutoCad but it is rather pricy. I do not see much difference between the premier and lite versions at first glance. Rendering, 3d, and automatic layout are great, but the devil is in the details.
I just read something by Ezra Klein that states Obama is willing to cut spending, increase the defense budget, reform entitlements, and reform the tax code to remove loopholes but the Republicans won’t go for it.
They are just making shit up now for the LIVs.
You stupid, stupid Californians:
http://www.coyoteblog.com/coyote_blog/2013/02/california-regulatory-burden.html
Hotspur, you might enjoy this article.
“…that states Obama is willing to cut spending, increase the defense budget, reform entitlements, and reform the tax code to remove loopholes…”
So Obama is now a staunch conservative? Seems legit.
Finally, someone is openly onboard with my thinking on this:
http://www.realclearscience.com/articles/2013/02/26/dont_be_afraid_to_stereotype_strangers_106469.html
We’ve been using it in the office now for a couple of years, and our clients love it. You can 3D a model right inside the software and fly the client right through the structure on a large screen flat pane TV. They eat this shit up.
I just resisted it because my drafting style is so nice to look at, but I have to adapt to what my body dictates.
This ^^
Been there.
Ezra Klein = http://tinyurl.com/7ol2dmn
Hotspur, I was struck by the authority given the boards (or single individuals) to make sweeping, idiotic, costly, decisions.
Hey! Let’s move this old landfill!!!
Alright! Great idea!!!
Hey family of four, you now owe us $5000. for our incredibly good idea!!
Referring to the move of the old landfill:
^ “And the Coastal Commission decided that this must happen with about 10 minutes of discussion amongst themselves and without a single fact to cloud their minds! It was both unbelievable and terrifying.”
Mare, I can’t read that whole thing right now. Aside from having work to do, I know it will send me flying around the room in a fit of apoplexy.
“Apparently Scott’s avatar was recently arrested for robbery”
Iranian too.
“They are just making shit up now for the LIVs.”
We might be getting toll booths, because good roads attract business and create jobs.
They said it. Taxing people to get in will create jobs.
Oh, and the reason our roads suck? They took the money to maintain our roads and spent it on a 9 mile busway to nowhere because THAT was going to attract business and create jobs.
Mare, the LIV dealio? Yer doin it wrong.
Does anyone here know how to go about creating custom fonts? I want to create a font from my hand lettering, so at least my cad drawings will look somewhat personal.
http://fontforge.org/
CT has really, really smart politicians! They know business!
“Mare, the LIV dealio? Yer doin it wrong.”
You’re right, Oso. When I try to drop out of society, I quickly get sucked back in by some outrage. There are so many to work with.
HOLY SHIT, did Hagel just get confirmed?
FU all politicians and especially republicans, we expect >< that much more out of you. Assholes, way to really put the best interests of the military first.
Oh, and the reason our roads suck? They took the money to maintain our roads and spent it on a 9 mile busway to nowhere because THAT was going to attract business and create jobs.
Cargo. Cult.
Thanks, xBrad.
I downloaded it, but it looks like it is over my head. Fuck, I feel stupid sometimes.
Johnny Cash woulda been 81 today. RIP.
I feel sick to my stomach.
I really do need to avoid politics of any kind. Nothing but scum.
Hotspur
Making a custom font is tedious, time consuming, and frustrating. It can be done. I guess it depends on your Cad software.
I found “City Blueprint” and “Country Blueprint” are a reasonable attempt at architectural style hand lettering, and were free as well.
Mare, there is no way the republicans are going to deny Obama any of his appointments. It’s a club. They ALL belong to it. We don’t.
I am definitely not in the club.
I just love to hear the dummies (r’s) say later, we capitulated on this because down the road we are positioning ourselves to win x. hahahahahahahahaha….f’ing dummies.
Lucy might have pulled the football this year, but we’re setting ourselves up to kick it next year.
Hagel was an absolute, no brainer, of course he’s not qualified, Man, he’s an idiot, no vote.
If we can’t “win” on a Hagel appointment, we are even more stupid and screwed than I had previously thought.
Hagel, as shitty of a human being as he is, is one of Them. There was almost no way They would actually block his appointment. It was all for show.
Not enough rope or lamp posts. F*ckers.
Thank you all so very much for shooting up my blood pressure. Though it started last night while watching the local news on who is pushing to keep no-restrictions on food stamps. Seems the food lobby doesn’t like anyone telling anyone what kind of food to buy as it’s noone’s business.
o_O
Just one more reason I had to get away from where I worked. The welfare whores pissed me off, as well as their enablers.
Looks like CT has as many incestuous pieces of shit mobsters running the joint as CA or D.C.
The best thing about being in Vegas? $1 Bloody Mary’s when The Elite Club of 100 votes to confirm one of their own. I can’t believe I live in a nation that would re-elect TFG and have a treasonous POS as SOS and a anti-Semite as our SECDEF. But hey, FLOTUS was really funny with the Mom dancing on Jimmy Fallon.
Greetings, fucks givers.
I could use some $1 Bloody Mary’s right now.
Or possibly several of MJ’s dirty martini’s.
Shit faced, fat and LIV it’s the ONLY way to go through life.
“Greetings, fucks givers.”
LOL
FU all politicians and especially republicans,
Amen. John McCain was out a week or so ago saying that Hagel will indeed go through.
McCain never publicly changed his party identity back then because if you wanted to destroy your opponent, you must do it from the inside. I hate that nasty arrogant PoS.
Beasn, are you officially done with the dumbasses?
and have a treasonous POS as SOS
Hey now. My dad says he is a war hero.
*spits*
To John McCain,
Re: almost everything you do,
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/monday-dar-23.jpg
My dad says he is a war hero.
I’m an astronaut.
Mare, I will be, in 2 days. I’m using a couple of sick days right now and am debating whether or not I should go in my last day. After day 3, you need a doctor’s note, but if I’m quitting it wouldn’t matter. And I don’t think they can deny my paid sick day, that 4th day.
Shit faced, fat and LIV it’s the ONLY way to go through life.
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I’ll take two out of three. Not half bad, actually.
The witchy boss, who is the cause of the fresh area for being f*cked up and scaring off a lot of people, asked what it would take to make me stay.
Wrong person to be asking me that. I wanted to tell her I might if she left but I’m trying to hold on to some integrity or something.
She also asked my coworker, who is also quitting because I’m quitting, why noone likes her and why she thinks she’s mean.
Funny how she never asks me such questions.
Beasn, if you are owed vacation pay, they won’t have to pay it if you don’t work out your 2 weeks.
I gots a yob interview in a little less than an hour. Wish me luck.
Good luck Sean. You’ll do awesome.
Good luck, Sean. Still praying for Vmax as well.
MJ, I’m working on the fat part.
Good luck, Sean.
Sean you WILL nail it. Can’t wait to hear the good news when you get back.
Here’s what I’d do if I was Obama:
Let the cuts go through
Blame the cuts for the recession
Campaign in 2014 on massive spending
Win a majority in both houses
Pass anything I want in the last two years
MJ, I’m working on the fat part.
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Damn woman. Aren’t you fat enough already?
Wiserbud was in the store this morning.
We stabbed him seventeen times for his puns yesterday afternoon, once for every donation we received from one of you, toward the contract on his life.
You’re welcome.
Unfortunately, he survived.
Obviously we needed more donations. *rattles the cup*
Gives $1000.
Those puns sucked.
Lauraw, when you eat sardines, how do you serve them? With anything? Crackers?
“Damn woman. Aren’t you fat enough already?”
Hasn’t your ass been kicked enough already?
Canned ones? I usually just eat them out of the tin with a fork…or flaked out on some greens with oil and vinegar. Especially if it’s the stuff in mustard sauce or tomato.
If they’re the plain ones in oil, they’re good chunked up and mixed with plenty of chopped fresh parsley leaves. I usually place that mix on some salad greens and squeeze lots of fresh lemon on top.
The fresh sardines, you grill outdoors on low coals until they’re nearly blackened on each side. Let them cool a bit, then you simply peel the firm fillets whole off the bone with your fingers. They zip right off in one piece. They’re naturally salty and go good with ice cold Portuguese beer.
I actually kinda agree with them. If you’re going to have a retarded program like food stamps, you might as well do away with communist bullshit like means testing. If you apply for food stamps, the gummint send you a check every month. We don’t care if you spend it all on Colt 45 & starve to death: we gave you the means to feed yourself, the rest is your problem. However, you have to apply every month, & we can stand outside the door & throw tomatoes at you when you go down to apply.
MJ, I’m back up to 172#, am I bigger than you again?
Blerg.
“If they’re the plain ones in oil, they’re good chunked up and mixed with plenty of chopped fresh parsley leaves. I usually place that mix on some salad greens and squeeze lots of fresh lemon on top.”
They are plain, in oil, so I’m going to try that. I ate them as a kid, but have no recollection about how they were served.
May sound dumb, but we ate the whole thing right? Bones and all?
Puns you say?
Canned fish can usually be eaten bone-in. Unless you’re Mrs. Caruthers, who spends extra money on salmon canned without bones. Because she hates calcium.
I always eat sardines whole-but-headless.
Yeah, canned ones, you eat the bones. Great source of minerals.
Beasn, if you are owed vacation pay, they won’t have to pay it if you don’t work out your 2 weeks.
??
I put in my 2 weeks and am working most of it, minus the few sick days I’m taking for being sick. There is a stated protocol for calling in sick with no disclaimers for the last two weeks of employment.
I was 171 yesterday. I think you win for now, but I’m headed in the other direction.
Less MJ is easier to carry around. Last night I did a 7:30 mile, so its going well.
Hasn’t your ass been kicked enough already?
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Awww. So fiesty.
Come here: http://i.imgur.com/b5r2B65.jpg
I find I vary about 3-5# through a normal week, so we’re probably very close in weight. I was 169 yesterday morning. I don’t think I’ve run a sub 8-minute mile since college.
I haven’t really run since college, but that’s beside the point. Are you still doing tris or just running nowadays?
I tried riding through 2′ deep snow in the park with a box of wine. I did a lot of stomping & cussing, but the wine made it.
I’m the same. I usually fluctuate about within a 5 pound range.
I’m going to skip the first few tris of the season, pick up the last few, then go for an olympic distance at the end of the year. In between I’m going to do trail running. I have a 15K at the end of March. So essited.
Neck Beard?
Goatee, same as my POL but my ‘stache is trimmed. Other things are also different, but I’d be bragging.
“She was caught in the line of fire because some kids had some automatic weapons they didn’t need,” the First Lady explained. “I just don’t want to keep disappointing our kids in this country. I want them to know that we put them first.”
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This is just bizarre. Why do the Obama’s always want to tell people what they need? Who structures a thought like this? They had automatic weapons they didn’t need? What?
Hey, MJ, does this look shopped to you? You’re pretty astute…
http://tinyurl.com/a2mfua2
Also, is this shopped?
http://tinyurl.com/bfzak7a
MJ, I don’t understand that paragraph. None of it makes sense. Also, am I high?
Comment by mare on February 26, 2013 12:47 pm
If we can’t “win” on a Hagel appointment, we are even more stupid and screwed than I had previously thought.
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Buy more ammo……..and maybe a couple of cases of sardines.
MJ, I don’t understand that paragraph. None of it makes sense. Also, am I high?
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The paragraph is interview with the first lady about a kid that was killed in Chicago recently. She must have had her Tagnash wig on too tight, or suffered a stroke mid interview. I don’t get any of it.
And yes, you are high.
http://is.gd/dWZFuM
Mare: http://is.gd/0TwbfN
Those puns sucked.
That’s just because you didn’t understand them.
So I had a letter to the editor printed in local paper today, basically schooling our new state representative for her ludicrous comments last week, wherein she blamed the coming sequestration cuts on Republicans.
Best part is, they misspelled my name.
I sure pity that poor guy who will be getting audited by the state and feds this year….
How the heck do you misspell “wiserbud”?
Did you sign it, “Stew Pedasso”?
I actually kinda agree with them. If you’re going to have a retarded program like food stamps, you might as well do away with communist bullshit like means testing. If you apply for food stamps, the gummint send you a check every month. We don’t care if you spend it all on Colt 45 & starve to death: we gave you the means to feed yourself, the rest is your problem. However, you have to apply every month, & we can stand outside the door & throw tomatoes at you when you go down to apply.
I’m sympathetic to a negative income tax precisely because I would much rather see an end to the endless government programs that intrude into daily life. Granted, there are other problems with such a system, but welcome to reality…
The argument for no-restriction food stamps is similar to my reasoning for decriminalizing meth and heroine.
How the heck do you misspell “wiserbud”?
I told them that the Q was silent.
like in doqg.
Assqholes. All of you.
The argument for no-restriction food stamps is similar to my reasoning for decriminalizing meth and heroine.
Damn those heroine addicts, selling their bodies and committing crimes just so they can watch one more hour of Buffy and Xena.
If heroine is illegal then only illegal women can act heroically.
Just got back from the yob interview. The guy said he’d be calling me later today or tomorrow for a follow-up. It’s a position writing what basically sounds like advertising content for SEO. Not my dream yob, but it’ll land me a slightly larger pittance.
Very important short film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhgO_5kHxI&feature=youtu.be
SEO = search engine optimization?
Yes, Puppeh.
Beasn, if you are on the schedule your last day and don’t work it, they don’t have to pay you owed vacation and can code you non-rehirable. Retail HR can be very sneaky.
Just watched “The Wraith”. Quintessentially an 80′s movie!
Look, I’m not really a drug guy, ‘kay. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout yer roofees or cokane, either.
That’s the one with Charlie Sheen?
Good luck with that, Sean. I guess I’ll wait and see if you get the job before I shun you.
Speaking of which, this LIV life isn’t working out for me. I think I’m going to need to get my frontal lobe pulled out of my nose with a hook.
xBrad – Yup, that’s the one.
The complete movie is on IMDB, so I’ll have to watch that tonight.
Just go in, and do nothing, beasn. Kinda like everyone else seems to be doing.
I loved “The Wraith” as a kid. Must have watched it a few dozen times. Wasn’t Clint Howard in that, too?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/26/teen-charged-in-deadly-ohio-school-shooting-to-plead-guilty-lawyer-says/
Second Paragraph: …As part of the agreement, prosecutors removed the death penalty specifications.
Last Paragraph: He isn’t eligible for the death penalty because he was 17 at the time of the shootings, even though he was charged as an adult.
*looks for long handled hook*
Leon – Yes, plays a Clint Howard-like character.
Oh, Sherilyn Fenn may end up for LH soon.
Sherilyn Fenn was a staple of my youth. Made “Just One of the Guys” extremely watchable.
No, Joyce Hyser’s tits made that watchable.
Well, that too, but Fenn spent most of the movie playing man-hungry vamp.
Afternoon. On an appropriate topic for this thread – WHO WANTS PUPPY PICTURES?
On an appropriate topic for this thread
We don’t like your kind here….
We have a topic? WHY WASN’T I TOLD!?
Revvy, I do!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/ElvenVamp/IMG_0189.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/ElvenVamp/IMG_0173.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/ElvenVamp/IMG_0186.jpg
Once I master the LIV dealio, I plan on joining the FSA. (Free $hit Army)
Revvy!!!!! Such a cute puppeh!!!! Which one did you end up getting?
Congrats on your new dustmop, Revvy!
I believe he was Sara2 (or whichever Sara puppy wasn’t 1, cause that’s the one that’s still there according to the site). We went for the older one cause he’ll train faster and has been waiting for a home longer.
He’s not a dustmop! He’s just teeny now cause he’s a puppeh!
He’s cute, and very puppeh~ish. Adorable, even.
No reason he can’t do double duty as a dustmop, though.
Sara’s pups were really cute. Looks like you got a real cutie!
YAY PUPPY!
(I hope he doesn’t eat too much of your clothing, furniture, etc.)
Revvy, he’s really cute, I love his face!
Also, Oso, when you get this LIV deal down and you join the FSA, would you write a manuel and send it to me. My email:
Those puppies look delicious.
Sean, I knew you would do well. Did you have to make out with a guy or dance seductively? If so, well done!
Sean, I knew you would do well. Did you have to make out with a guy or dance seductively? If so, well done!
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Hahahaha. You’re such an doucqhe.
I’m having another one of those days when I wish I’d pursued a lucrative career in the septic waste removal industry.
If for no other reason than the opportunity to say “shitter’s full!” on a weekly — if not daily — basis, and then do something about it.
hahaha…my stupid fake email went to one of my real emails.
Douche indeed!
For Leon, seriously one of my favorite links:
http://tinyurl.com/bkhwx74
Cute puppy.
Just finished a project. Get an afternoon off, yay me. Of course it’s blowing 35 to 40 mph outside.
I vote to legalize drugs, but no $ for rehab. If people crash and burn, too bad.
I CANNOT look at the link without thinking of Rosetta.
Leon was the number two man in the septic business.
Now that’s a pun I can laugh at, xbrad.
Thanks guys. He’s sleeping under my chair right now like a doof.
And his name is Logan. This was the only name we could all agree one – some of the rejected ones were Malcolm, Joss the Whedon Terrier (har), and Ripley.
I vote to legalize drugs, but no $ for rehab. If people crash and burn, too bad.
Yep. I figure thing’s sort themselves out nicely after some initial havoc.
Logan is a good name.
Will his play area out in the back yard be Logan’s Run?
Pepe, I would like to take all warning labels off products. I’m also for the ban on assault balloons. Both the hot air and mylar variety. For the children. And tourists.
I hope he lives to 21.
I’m sure that’s what Dad will call it, Xbrad.
Lauraw, can we take up a collection for XB and J’ames too?
Daaaw. There’s no place like home.
That’s a great idea. I can afford rehab.
Hi April!
That looks like my puppy!!!
When it was a puppy…
DUDE!!
I mean GUY!!!
So, do I look familiar?
Hi Cyn!!!
And Mare!!
What kind of puppy?
Helloooo (echo echo echo)
Goodness, hello, GMLand and April!!
Golden Lab
Good to see you Mare!
Where the heck have you two been? Facebook?
Did you guys get tossed out of IB or something?
People don’t get tossed out of IB.
They escape.
Mare, if you were on FB with the other LIVs, you’d see Ghey and April more often.
get tossed out of IB or something?
I can’t figure out if that would be a good thing or a bad thing….
Wow. Who left the door open?
Revvy, april, and some d-bag all in one day.
I need to follow different people on Twitter. I get too much “stabby” and not enough “skittles” in my follows.
Cute pictures, revvy. The ones of you (I assume that’s you) further in the collection are nice too.
I’ll be looking for a puppy come fall. Gonna get a blue male cattle dog.
I’d sooner slum at IB than FB.
Oso, who are you?
Well I’ll slum anywhere they’ll have me.
Thanks AD – Yeah, there are a few pictures of me in there. We got a wheatie cause our old dog was one too, and we really missed having a doggeh in the house.
>> I’d sooner slum at IB than FB.
Can we send you to HA for a player to be named?
I have a login for HA. Ask me how often I bother.
AW, I gave up FB for Lent. I’m in The Bored Room when I’m on FB.
Hey my dog is still in the Pets Held Hostage .
Where’s Rosie???
I’ll slum anywhere they’ll have me
Which is probably why you fit in here. We let Jay and xbrad hang here – we can’t really be said to have “standards”.
Aww thanks Agile!! Hehehe I already knew that.
Beautiful dog in your pic.
Diesel is still a good doggeh, even if his mom doesn’t stop by often enough.
Well I’ll slum anywhere they’ll have me.
April, I’ll send you the application form. You’ll also need copies of your high school and college transcripts, and three letters of recommendation (from people who don’t comment here).
Ummm Michael you don’t remember me? I am part administrator here still. Someone forgot to lock me out!! hahaha
I was talking about letting you comment at IB.
Transcripts? Man, that’s rough. Here we just make you send a photo of an impressive bowel movement to Wiserbud.
If you haven’t done, it, get to it. We’ll be reviewing the provisional commentors this weekend to see whose shit checked out.
Beautiful dog in your pic.
That was my old guy named Tyler. He’s been gone about 2 years now.I still miss him.
(they also forgot to lock me out, btw)
oso, I’ll most likely show up my last day at work. I know they pull stuff like that, especially around paid holidays.
Ohhh ok.
@ Agile, I’m sorry.
We had to put our chocolate lab down 4 years ago. Still miss him.
We’ll be reviewing the provisional commentors this weekend to see who’s shit checked out.
Hopefully, we’ll get some newbies that recognize the difference between “whose” and “who’s.”
We’re suddenly experiencing snowmageddon here. Flakes the size of silver dollars, visibility down to less than a mile.
Hopefully, we’ll get some newbies that recognize the difference between “whose” and “who’s.”
I assume you’re talking about IB.
Dunno whatchu talkin bout.
newbies that recognize the difference between “whose” and “who’s.”
Are you really sure you want more “Hotspur”s? As if this place doesn’t smell enough of mothballs and Canada Mints….
No problem, april. I’m good with it now. *sniff*
He was handsome. Here’s the full photo the avatard is cropped from:
http://agiledog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/tyler_as_wolf.jpg
As a LIV your grammar and spelling doesn’t apply to me.
I stopped in at one of my favorite restaurants on my way home today. From one of the employees I heard “butthurt”, ‘it’s not an assault rifle unless it gets up off the ground on its own and hits you’ and ‘fuck Obama’ all in the space of about a fifteen minute span. This guy doesn’t realize yet, but he’s a Moron.
Did you high-five him?
Holy Sheeeeeisss, get your kleenex. No xbrad, it’s not porn:
http://tinyurl.com/b9322n9
Holy Cow, Agile, he was a handsome dog. Wow.
“As a LIV your grammar and spelling doesn’t apply to me.”
Oso, that goes in the handbook you’re making for me!
I feel like a geek for being annoyed about the whole ‘Pluto’s moon is being named Vulcan’ thing…. solely because Vulcan was Pluto’s nephew, not his son.
Mare , you need to edit that “your” to “UR.” I forgot and spelled it out. Me so cray cray.
I gave him a hug when I left, we’re on quite friendly terms.
(Not THAT friendly, you pervert!)
Drive time! Make sure you sniffers and lickers put away the bongs and put the cap back on the lube before calling it a night.
Revvy, I’m still pissed that Pluto lost planet status. BTW Pluto is Mickey’s dog.
AliceH, did you steer him towards the HQ? Moron cred is earned.
Of course I did. He’s not much for reading blogs, though.
Either am I.
Wait, neither am I.
Afternoon.
http://i.imgur.com/rmKeFJn.gif
HEADS UP!
http://i.imgur.com/CszesrW.gif
Would you like to shoot me now, or wait until you get home?
http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/214150iqWa8x2CwwzNl.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PaBTRbG.gif
RUN TUSHAR!
http://i.minus.com/ibox1T4QE2dKWH.gif
*waves at Jewstin since none of the more frequent Hostages are polite enough to do so*
Oh! I forgot we got to see Sherilyn Fenn’s bewbs in the movie!
Afternoon, all – this poat is gettin’ a little long in the tooth…..
I like that pitch gif, pups.
Hey, jew, what did you build/put together today?
She has my salute
http://tinyurl.com/bth6mjj
And, evidently, Alice gets us.
Okay, just followed the link at Ace’s to read the SCUM manifesto.
I couldn’t imagine a world without men. Who would cut the grass or kill spiders? Who would grill the meat and maintain my car?
Do those hateful dykes think I’d call them over to do these things with their fat asses?
45 minute drive to the ghetto bar tonight. Streets are slippery, but mostly people are assholes.
Today I made six of these:
http://tinyurl.com/aovntoe
A world of women only….brrrrrr
Those people are as nutty as Morrison. Only hetero men kill?
Hunh. Do they eat their kills like the non-hetero Dahmer did?
Yes, I like men too, beasn. Unfortunately for me, I had a wonderful father, had a couple of brothers that are pretty damn good people and generally thought men were on my side…never adversarial.
I like their sense of humor, their bodies, their view of life, their strength and in many of them their willingness to put their life on the line for the ones they love, something bigger than themselves or their country’s principles.
So bummed I’m not a radical feminist. Not hating men has really held me back.
Morrison – heck, most “entertainers” – needs to just shut up and sing.
Hey, Jew, what are those, specifically?
Is that a heater or cooler Jew?
By the way, beasn, Ashley Judd didn’t know who her father was. Her stupid hick mom had issues too (I’m sure she did her best so I’ll give her a break). But my point is Ashley never had a reliable, awesome father figure. She choose the dark side of men.
I agree mare.
We have huge segments of society growing up without fathers, and a govt. absolutely committed to rewarding the irresponsible mothers.
That’s a proofing cabinet. Bakeries buy them. That particular model is a Cinnabon.
We had one of those at the bakery I worked at. Older model, not as pretty, but same idea.
http://tinyurl.com/ae92c66
Insulin…STAT!
Today I made six of these:
http://tinyurl.com/aovntoe
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7096718080/hC5D24B3F/
Women are not very good at maintaining a healthy society on their own or with government goodies. What a perfect set-up for destruction.
Why are they not being built by Asian kids?
Cinnabon, how I love thee.
So true, Beasn.
Like the women here, you need hard asses to get things done right.
I thought Jewstin was an Asian kid.
I want to know what bakers do with the poor things. We get some back on warranty now and then. They’re always beat to shit.
Beautiful little baby. Her mother needs a foot up her ass. They have safe harbor laws down there.
http://tinyurl.com/axg3cd5
Have you seen the derelicts that work at Cinnabon?
They use them to help dough rise before baking.
Holy shit, Beasn, I’ll adopt her right now!
What an enormous blessing she would have been to someone.
*cries for the country
Assault dough?
Hi everyone.
Oh, and her mother doesn’t deserve her. Really, I hope some couple that has been desperate for a baby can adopt her…or me.
Nebraska has a Dump Your Kid Here Law. They had to change it a bit. People were driving from all over the country and leaving their teenagers.
Hi Carin. I hope you made a boat load in tips. But if you don’t unbutton that 3rd button, well I can’t really help you.
Nobody wants to see flat chests.
I just showed my husband the picture of baby Chloe and he about lost it.
He still likes mankind (unlike me) but I’m pushing him toward the edge.
Carin, tonight would not be a good night to drive to Ann Arbor. Roads are awful.
Hi.
Laura/Scott-
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/164057/
MJ, is the MacBook your first Mac?
Awesome.
Nope. I’ve had a mac mini (your whore mouth, please close it), a macbook and now I have a macbook pro.
I’ve gotten used to them, and I’ve found that they are a bit more reliable.
That’s some serious dedication. Driving 45 minutes to the ghetto bar.
Nobody wants to see flat chests.
Speak for yourself.
How Long Has It Been Since You’ve Degraded Yourself Amongst Us, Young Lady?
Nobody wants to see flat chests.
*cries
Despite wasting billions of dollars on ‘job creation’ we have not added any jobs since the 80′s.
The stupid never stops.
>> I just showed my husband the picture of baby Chloe and he about lost it.
I was always amazed at Mrs. Dave when she taught in public elementary schools. Sometimes the stories brought tears to my eyes.
There was a time I could have adopted 37 kids, if they’d a let me.
Full Moon. Day Two.
You’re feelin me too ain’t ya, moon gal?
Things are, nuts raht now.
New Poat for the Kewl Kids.
I think its sort of ironic that the guy who fooled people into believing he was smart by saying he would use, “a scalpel, not a hatchet to cut government waste,” has now built a guillotine.
new poat for the unkewl kids too
Pendejo Grande, (if that’s even your real name)
It’s been a very long time. I’ve been degrading myself elsewhere.