That’s correct! I stole this craptastic crap from Radiotherpist dot com. A wonderful site that also claims to be the front page of the internet.
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Dawww. So cute.
Mare?
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Mare again?
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Everyone?
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And this just made me laugh for some reason.
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Craptacular!!
Where is everybody? Was last night H2 Jenkem Fest™?
wakey wakey
Hi. Today will suck like the laziness of a thousand Obamas.
oops left a deuce on the old poat. My bad.
Morning.
Omg. What is this? A second day off in a row?
WHAT will I do with myself?
This was on facedouche, but a few of you aren’t there – and should read this nice rant:
http://masermedia.org/dianny-rants-barack-obama-big-fat-liar/#comment-1186
Omg. What is this? A second day off in a row?
WHAT will I do with myself?
http://is.gd/C83h3U
Note: gabapentin is a muscle relaxer more than it is a painkiller. Do not give it to your dog before they’ve gone potty for the last time that day.
It was just telling MJ witch of his single neighbors I wish to meet.
Flying out of TIA MJ I attempted to flush the toilet and add to your blue
methice collection, but the stewardess said no joy.Which *Ahem*
No further comment.
Well, like a dumbass, I left spectacular comments on the other thread. Now, no one will bask in their awesomeness.
I am currently drinking coffee,
Hey, Vmax made the paper!
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/02/20/let-em-rip-study-finds-passengers-farting-mid-flight-healthy/
Carin, that rant was terrific!
“Hi. Today will suck like the laziness of a thousand Obamas.”
HA! Good one, douche!
My youngest turns 21 today. I have mixed feelings. But I do get to kiss her face tomorrow!
Happy Birfday marekid!
Good morning, cool kids.
In answer to your question on the dead poat Mare, “In a few days.”
They emailed me already requesting samples of my drawings.
In ancient times a draftsman often showed copies of his previous work to potential employees.
Now every drawing is copyrighted and intellectual property of the employer and every electronic file that leaves the office is labeled so. (I do not have any can you guess)
I stated that if it would make a difference between a job and no job, I would request a drawing from a local government who once a drawing is submitted becomes public record. Potentially circumventing the whole “giving work to a competitor” thing.
Perhaps also showing how much respect I would show them with future intellectual property rights as well. It could backfire, but the whole thing is rather hazy.
Perhaps also showing how much respect I would show them with future intellectual property rights as well.
That was crazy smooth good, Vman.
DItto what Cyn said, only she said it cooler than I could.
Oh I forgot to address Tushar in my long winded screed.
Charlotte N.C.
Low cost of living, real estate is cheap insurance (car house) is cheap, groceries are cheap.
Population wise it is in the top 20 in the US, and seeing as I know where you work, is 2nd only to NY as a financial center.
I’m normally not in favor of teen pregnancy, but in your case, Mare I think it turned out well. HB to your baby girl.
(Unrelated to prior comment)
http://imgur.com/r/wtf/DGLf3aR
MJ, will it kill you to leave a comment on the old post that you have a new one up?
Thanks, Mare!
*emails fukksized winebox*
Serious question – are you unable to see that there’s a new post underlined below the comment box, Tushar? Is that due to the device you’re using or something?
(Unrelated to prior comment)
http://imgur.com/r/wtf/DGLf3aR
HA!
Cyn, I don’t pay (evidently) attention to that while I’m commenting. It’s below my screen frame when I’m commenting.
VMax,
I would love to move to Charlotte. I have thought about it.. The thing is, I am used to having a large number of Financial industry employers to choose from. Finding a job is never a problem in NY. Not so elsewhere. Once I get over my insecurity, I will move. A friend in Jacksonville, Fl is asking me to move there as well.
Watching our local news here, and while we’ve gotten snowflakes here on rare occasion, I have never seen this much snow fall or on the ground at this altitude. (none at my house though)
Cyn, I use an iPad. I just go to the end of current post and keep reading/posting until someone says New Poat.
*throws iPad away, making sure it does not land anywhere near Car in.
It’s below my screen frame when I’m commenting.
That was going to be my guess–thanks.
On my iphone the “enter comments” is at the top so when you read the comments you have to scroll all the way up to comment (easy) and then scroll way down to read new ones (PITA).
Morning children. 22 degrees and a couple of inches of snow here this morning. Glad you made it back alive VMax, really hope you get the job.
Good to know, Tushar.
I just did a test myself (PC user) and I don’t see the links below the box until AFTER I hit enter to post my comment and it resets the comment high enough that I can see there’s a new post.
Tushar is a new postist.
All you people and your new-fangled gadgets!!11!
*hugs sweet little Vax computer and feeds it a punchcard cookie*
Hey, is Scott around? I need the name of a good spackle to fill in my under eye circles.
So, can we agree, making the comment “new poat, dicks!!” is helpful?
It’s raining like a mofo here. Thunder, lightening, very, very frightening.
Vmax, I have more problems than that with drawings. Some wise guy decided that ALL our drawings are export-controlled. I am not allowed to email a drawing unless it is through encrypted email. While I understand this for engines, avionics, and the like, it’s a little ridiculous for a small sample tray that holds one-inch square samples. Holy shit, if the Chinese find out what our fillet radius is, we’re screwed.
So, can we agree, making the comment “new poat, dicks!!” is helpful?
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How will the salt fuckers and hose fuckers know?
So, can we agree, making the comment “new poat, dicks!!” is helpful?
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I think we can agree that it is.
Bipartisan cockfoolery.
i will bitch as well, while traveling I used my Kindle. It was great for reading books while stuck in airports, between great and very good for watching previously downloaded content, fair with connecting to airport WiFi, however the airports had much to do with that as well, and absofrakinglutely horrendous when commenting on blogs.
I wonder if anyone at Amazon has ever tried it, it is so bad they cannot have.
Thanks Peps I do too.
I meant to add that I have my fingers crossed and prayers sent for you to get that job, Vmax.
http://youtu.be/4LFqWIKayIE
Y’all have a good day.
I copy all of my shit and save it to an external drive. I’ve worked on so many projects I can’t keep them all straight.
I also have trainings, tutorials, simulations, games, you name it. I’ve developed them with a co-worker to be totally generic.
Jimbo raises a good question.
Thinks, thinks, thinks. (Pooh related comment)
Oh, and I call my youngest Pooh face quite a bit so MJ was on topic without knowing.
In honor of my youngest I’m linking one of our favorite lines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rTJtVyQhN0
Someone could just comment for me, after letting me know there’s a new poat.
Just sayin’
Heh. Dan just took MaryAnn outside and I could hear him chatting with new neighbor. When he came in he said “I miss Marguerite”
Happy 21st BD youngest Marekid.
“I miss Marguerite”
hahaha…Neighbors, you really have to luck out.
New Post!!
Heh Romy knows.
Want to piss off an engineer? Hire them for a preliminary anything. They will bust ass doing all the hard research, ground work, studies, etc. and do it cheap, because they will make it up in the construction phase.
Hire another engineer for the construction phase and kindly ask the concept engineer to hand his work over to the newcomer.
Watch the fireworks from a safe distance.
Oops. Wrong post.
Or was it?
I see MJ is wearing his, “kick me, I’m a tool” shirt today.
My youngest sends me this regularly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2us7jR6C2b8
(she “jokes” that I’m like lucille)
I would love to move to Charlotte. I have thought about it.. The thing is, I am used to having a large number of Financial industry employers to choose from. Finding a job is never a problem in NY.
I’m in a narrow boat in Michigan as well. Only a few defense contractors, and I’ve worked for 3 of them. I’ve worked for 2 of the driver training simulator companies, so that looks like a permanent closed door unless I want to move.
OTOH, I could get a raise tomorrow if I wanted to take a cut in SOL and move to the Beltway.
Tushar, get the WordPress app for your iTampon. It will always keep you on the latest comments. The only drawback is that you can’t be the first one to comment on a new poat.
And whose lace panties are these hanging off the ceiling fan above my desk?
Tushar, get the WordPress app for your iTampon. It will always keep you on the latest comments. The only drawback is that you can’t be the first one to comment on a new poat.
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This is the reason I didn’t post anything about it being new. I was using my phone. Sorry lads and lasses.
HS: I took your advice and shaved for the first time in a few years. I look like a 12 year old girl.
MJ’s neighbor roundup was funny last night, sorry I missed it. I was finding a place where I could see Streets of Fire and then I was watching Streets of Fire.
Picture, MJ?
First!
Mare, you have girls, just go find a 6th grade picture in your family album.
http://i.imgur.com/CJhWu6Q.png
Picture, MJ?
http://i.imgur.com/ACeFToY.jpg
HA! Pups.
I was laughing at your cafeteria joke.
Laughing at Pups’ cafeteria link has me doing the full Muttley.
Blustery day is the forecast for Albuquerque today. Keeping with the Pooh theme.
NEW POAT!!!!!
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/justkidding
First!
Again!
I look like a 12 year old girl.
I hope Rosetta doesn’t read this, and jizz himself.
Well played Jay
Howdy, Pardners!
Like Rosetta can read…
I hear music. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qslQJLnk0qw
First
I’ll be back. I expect you all to have memorized the words and melody to the song I posted by the time I return.
*waves flies away from dead poat’s face*
It’s snowing. Not flakes – blobs.
When the Chief returns, just pretend like no one is here.
http://tinyurl.com/amqae36
MJ should change his twitter password unless he really is selling the acai berry diet.
Scott,
How do you feel about lacy wigs?
MJ should change his twitter password unless he really is selling the acai berry diet.
*runs to twitter
MJ WAS HACKED!
Twitter?
On twitter it says 11:52. Odd.
Fist!
Goodbye Twitter.
MJ, are you really sure those acai berries work?
You have to put them in your anus for them to work well, Michael.
(let’s try that again)
HI, Eberrybody!
so, things are looking up re: my lost media files.
bought a USB to SATA/IDE connector and got the old drive out of the computer that crashed a few months back and am now pulling all of media that was there off and to another external drive. Luckily, i haven’t added much since then, and anything I have, I have a copy of on my laptop.
Maxtor is sending me a new 1TB network storage server for free, since the old one was under warranty. Soon as I get that, all my shit gets backed up there too, but I am not going to depend on it as much as I have in the past. I have a bunch of old iIDE drives that will be put to use as backup devices.
and it wasn’t 38gig of media. It’s 161gig, collected over the last 12 years or so.
*whew.
That means nothing to me.
I am tired of sorting and boxing. After 2 20hr days I think I will take a nap
That means nothing to me.
It means “call me when your computer dies and I’ll recover your files if I can.”
Only 161gb of porn?
Slacker.
Only 161gb of porn?
cloud, smartass.
OMFG. Obama is still talking about ending tax breaks for corporate jet owners.
I don’t even understand that level of laziness.
I loathe, hate, despise, loathe again and hate politicians.
http://tinyurl.com/bk6psdk
They looooooooove to sell out and then tell US that it’s politics, it’s deal making, it’s getting back room deals done to position us for a “win” later.
FU and your F’ing cocksucking suck fest back room ball shavers!
But I mean that in a nice way.
Oh, and to start the day off right, I had miss “I’m on attention whore island” in front of me in exercise class.
What a stupid attention whore idiot. Soooo distracting.
I showed my husband some of the stuff this scrunt was doing and he could not stop laughing. I’m not sure he believed me.
What are the beaches like on Attention Whore Island?
Lots of crabs.
The beaches are stabby, very stabby.
you ought to hear the gossip ‘Spur
Greetings, and welcome to today’s episode of Completely Legit Phone Call Theatre!
*phone rings*
Me: “Hello?”
“Lance”: (speaking in Russian accent) “Hello, yes? This is Lance.”
Me: “Uh-huh.”
“Lance”: “I am calling about your computer. Did you know that every time you connect to internet, we are getting indication that you are infected with computer wirus?”
Me: “Let me stop you right there, ‘Lance.’ Here are ALL of my credit card numbers. Pick whichever one looks luckiest and use it to pay for whatever completely-not-a-scam service you are selling. Money is no object.”
“Lance”: “Yes, Keptin.”
FIN
I have never felt stabby, is that a chick thing? Is it related to Aggie’s machete wielding? (or is it welding?)
Here are ALL of my credit card numbers. Pick whichever one looks luckiest and use it to pay for whatever completely-not-a-scam service you are selling. Money is no object.
I see Sean found Dave’s wallet.
MJ, how long until my acai berries get here?
What are the beaches like on Attention Whore Island?
Ugh. Fifty broads faking drowning in the water, trying to draw the lifeguard.
People on facedouch are exceptionally stupid today.
One even mentioned the 9/11 building 7 thing. LOL.
Greetings, and welcome to today’s episode of Completely Legit Phone Call Theatre!
You answer your phone? Who does that anymore?
Cats on attention whore island:
http://tinyurl.com/at3vo8z
MJ, how long until my acai berries get here?
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Two weeks. Please send check.
I really like the low, low price of $9.99, but the $30 shipping charges seems a tad excessive.
But … FAT BURNING.
*sends MJ debit card info
Buy them with your EBT.
Time for the dentist to clean my tooth. Shoulda flossed.
But … FAT BURNING.
You really should buy it, mare.
We smeared some of that on Rosetta’s head at the last meat up.
Oh, how we laughed.
http://tinyurl.com/auzu6ef
Wiser, computer blog was yesterday. Get with the program.
Mare, don’t hold back , tell us what you really think. Maybe you could be a diplomat.
How’s the snow now Beasn?
Jimbro, don’t lie about flossing. Your hygienist already knows and you’ll just look like a fool.
Two weeks. Please send check.
“Lance”?
*buys velour track suit, gold chains, adidas shoes, takes out $400 in singles.
Time to hit the strip club.
Jinbro, if the hygienist is cute, be sure to eat an Oreo just before you go in.
I showed my husband some of the stuff this scrunt was doing and he could not stop laughing.
Personally, I would pay $20 to see Mare’s impression of the scrunt at exercise class (provided that Mare is wearing yoga pants).
http://www.sex.com/news/blog/2012/08/21/blowjobs-reduce-depression-in-women-and-men/
Hey, it’s science.
“My youngest turns 21 today. I have mixed feelings. But I do get to kiss her face tomorrow!”
Coinkydink! My youngest turns 22 today Mare.
If your dentist tries to tell you he/she cares about your oral hygiene, it’s bullshit.
This happened about 20 years ago:
Dentist: My, your plaque is significantly less than previous cleanings. You must be doing a better job of flossing.
Me: No, I floss the same as always, but I’ve been rinsing every morning with Plax. It must really work as claimed.
Dentist: Oh, no, you are probably just more aware and are flossing more thoroughly.
Me: Nope, I floss the same as I always have.
Dentist: *rolls eyes*
Me: So then let’s change my appointments to once a year instead of twice.
Dentist: Oh, no, we should stick with twice.
Eff off, you crook. How stupid do you think I am?
I go once a year, and she always remarks at what great shape my gums are in.
$20 BAM
Pepe, I’m pretty sure that’s correlation rather than causation for the women, but why take chances with your lady friends’ mental health?
TGSG, You’re too young for a 22 year old!
Why would you ask your dentist for permission to show up once a year, instead of just doing that?
TGSG, You’re too young for a 22 year old!
ummmmm… Did I mention my oldest will be 32 this year?
We used to get a lot of cavities until we switched dentists.
Why would you ask your dentist for permission to show up once a year, instead of just doing that?
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Ha! I once told a radiology tech that I’d had enough x-rays and he didn’t know what to do.
They were duplicating, but not for billing purposes. Never.
ummmmm… Did I mention my oldest will be 32 this year?
What???
I used to get a lot of cavities until I had all my teeth pulled.
What???
True story! I had my oldest when I was 10.
$20
I’m pretty sure that’s correlation rather than causation for the women
http://tinyurl.com/a5pbfn2
I pay for all doctor/dentist crap at the time of the visit. Last dental visit, “I see that you don’t have insurance, would you like X-rays or wait until later?”
Funny they NEVER say that to insured patients. Evidently we don’t need xrays that often for good dental care/hygiene.
I only go every six months for a good cleaning. I like the way it feels. But I get xrays about once every two to three years.
Pupster, I’m laying out useful info here, happy women give more of those things.
So pthbt.
Ha! I once told a radiology tech that I’d had enough x-rays and he didn’t know what to do.
Anesthesiologists don’t have to put up with this kind of crap.
Just last week
Dentist: We should run some x-rays.
Me: Next time
Dentist: You’ve been saying that since 2010.
Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha no.
X-rays kilt it?
At least it’s irradiated.
Poor poat shoulda worn a lead apron.
xbrad, did we get a picture of your new teefs on POL?
At least it can’t reproduce now…
I know I shared some pics somewhere. But not PoL. If I can find my camera, maybe I’ll update.
Gotcha.
it’s not right to be on POL, since they’re false teeth.
Really? Mare has a pic in PoL and she’s an entire false person.
No, Leon…I was not disparaging your highly informed and enlightening statement. I was just saying, correlation, causation, global warming, sequester, who cares?
Blowjob.
Hygienist said I had a lot of tartar.
That’s a good thing, right?
I like tartar sauce.
Did you all memorize the words and melody as I instructed?
There once was a man from Nantucket…
I just ordered glasses on line on the recommendation of Miss Julia. $35.00! I’ll let you know how it works out. . .
Wine glasses?
Glasses?
http://tinyurl.com/bhxo3aq
Just get some straws.
I wanna see the box wine version of that.
Comment by MJ on February 21, 2013 1:05 pm
OMFG. Obama is still talking about ending tax breaks for corporate jet owners.
Rerun season already?
It comes earlier and earlier each year…..
You need one of these to go with it.
http://www.amazon.com/Wine-Stem-Glass-Holder-Only/dp/B002YKE2CQ/ref=pd_sim_k_2
I was just saying, correlation, causation, global warming, sequester, who cares?
Ahhh, okay, I misunderstood. Yeah, I’ve been tempted to find some way to open a research lab to do nothing but produce studies with similar conclusions. I imagine the kickstarter funding wouldn’t be too hard to come by.
I think we should start a think tank that proves that people don’t give a shit about the environment, the children, science, or fairness.
Think Tank Solutions™
Why would you ask your dentist for permission to show up once a year, instead of just doing that?
I didn’t ask permission. I told her we would change to once a year. I didn’t want her to schedule me in six months, only to have me stand her up.
You assume we wouldn’t glug the wine before needing suck a contraption, J’Ames
Hey Jimbro, Celox or QuickClot, which do you prefer?
Aggie said “suck!”
I see Pepe’s been baiting hobos again…..
Clotting agents built into combat bandages (and the adoption of tourniquets as first choice, rather than last) have saved hundreds of lives in the War on Terror.
I’m continuously astonished by how good Combat Lifesavers have proven in the last decade, providing fantastic first response in the absence of combat medics, and giving troops the fighting chance to survive until the Medevac arrives.
rub some dirt on it, you’ll be fine.
Here’s what I ordered: http://tinyurl.com/a8u2wct
Were your ears burning Aggie?
I was talking about you ^^up there^^
Only someone as sweet as Vman could never feel stabby. I have had the urge to stab people a number of times. Had nothing to do with “that time of the month” BS, they just sickened me with their idiocy, rudeness or general assholeishness.
M-C3PO, we’ve ordered from Zenni several times. Always been satisfied with the glasses. Better than the local store and much cheaper.
Mare, did you get a new knife the other day?
http://themetapicture.com/best-feeling-ever-2/
The face…it’s perfect.
I haven’t used either of those pepe, I’m aware of their use. In the OR we use gelfoam as a physical clotting agent or bone wax (really, it’s just purified bees wax). Most of what I do is under tourniquet control. I know the granules that you can pour in are a bitch to remove once you come in from the field. If it slows bleeding enough so you make it to the ER you’ve done your job. I’d go with which ever you can get the best deal on. Direct pressure with a thick bandage (ABD pad or Israeli trauma dressing) is the best. Don’t take it off to check—just hold pressure and add more on top if needed. Tourniquet in the field is the last resort.
Pepe, I got one at Cabela’s and I don’t like it. It was cheap and I don’t care about that, however, it kind of is sticky when you close it. My husband said maybe he’ll use it.
XB, tourniquets in the field of battle are vastly different than using them stateside. If you’re shot near a major artery then the tourniquet makes sense.
Oh, and now that you know I have a knife I want to, for the record say, I would only stab someone if I perceived bodily harm.
*Really good knife/gun instructors ram it home regularly that carriers (knife/gun) are the peace makers. You’re the smart, in control, situation assessor, adult willing to back away from a blowhard.
Jimbro, yeah, most stateside places, you’re less than 15 minutes from a Level 1 center.
Pepe’s a bit further. And the threat of loss of limb doesn’t really start climbing until 60-120 minutes.
Well, I was right. Today sucked. Of course a lot of the suckitude was my fault.
Underwear too tight, MJ? That always ruins a day.
Thanks Jimbro. I read that a lot of people don’t survive otherwise survivable injuries (GSW, cuts, etc.) due to blood loss. People are recommending an Israeli dressing, SWAT-T tourniquet and a clotting agent. I read that QuickClot is a bitch to clean out, but didn’t know about Celox.
jimbro, do you perform your surgeries in a hospital or an ASC?
Pepe, what do you do for a living?
Underwear too tight, MJ? That always ruins a day.
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I only wear underwear to bed.
Want.
http://tinyurl.com/bz5sly7
What’d you get for a knife mare? I’m a spyderco fan myself. Couple of Benchmade’s and Bark River’s
If you ever do have to stab anybody mare, make it xbrad.
No, wait that’s not what I meant to say. I meant to say twist the knife inside, it makes a bleedier wound.
And twist it in xbrad.
Mare, I own a ranch and make knives.
I’ve never been stabbed on purpose.
I’m in a hospital for everything now. Years ago I had access to an ASC behind my old office that was well run. I had no ownership stake so just did a few minor cases there to maintain my privileges there. Some surgeons did all their insured (paying) patients there and used the hospital for uninsured or “sick” patients with multiple comorbidities.
I was building a scale model once. Had the X-Acto knife in my hand. Dropped a small part on the floor, bent over to pick it up, and sliced the entire back of my right calf open about half an inch deep.
“Mare, I own a ranch and make knives.”
Well what the hell? Are they folding? Do you sell your knives? And if so, do you have a website?
Jimbro the package is in my husband’s car at the shop.
Maybe a Gerber.
I’m in a hospital for everything now.
well damn.
oh well….do you know of anyone opening any ASCs near you?
“I meant to say twist the knife inside, it makes a bleedier wound.
And twist it in xbrad.”
HA!
Okay.
Mainly folders. I sell, but don’t take orders. My wife is supposed to be working on a website.
No new ones. It’s a major pain in the ass with regulations to open a new one. There was a wave of them in the 90′s and once the hospitals realized what was going on they worked with the legislature to make it difficult. CON= certificate of need. Those are hard to get.
Penelope is having issues finding an easy website builder thingy. Can anybody recommend one? I just need to post pics and contact info.
Yours are probably custom, therefore expensive and more than I am worthy to handle. Huh, let me know when you get your website up.
I’m a potential customer pepe. Get that website running!
CON= certificate of need. Those are hard to get.
and more and more states are requiring them.
Back in the 90s, the growth rate of ASCs was about 20% a year. Now it’s down to around 2 to 3% a year, and most of those are corporate-owned or managed.
I’ve been selling ASC software since 2000. It’s really tough now. You have to get in with a corporate group or management company to have a chance most of the time.
We’re making some progress against the big players, but it’s slow.
Thanks for the feedback.
Now back to the frivolity.
Mare,
Until you buy a knife from Pepe look at Ken Onion’s stuff I also like Al Mar. I started with Benchmade they are great knives and reasonable.I still have several.
Penelope is having issues finding an easy website builder thingy.
Why not just start with a WordPress-org site to get the ball rolling?
Go Daddy has tools to do that, pepe, if you got your domain from them.
Or I can do it for you pretty easily.
Yes Mare, custom is pricey. Folders start at $400. I make traditional folders, not liner locks, so not the best for self-defense anyway.
Oh, and let me just take a second here and say “Fuck Congressman Pete Stark (D)ouchebag and his backdoor corrupt deals with the hospital lobby.”
Now back to the frivolity.
We’ll have NONE of that here, thankyouverymuch.
Here’s one that looks interesting, pepe:
http://www.webs.com/
From here:
http://www.sitebuilderreport.com/
Jay’s right – whomever you buy your domain from will have templates to get you started, then you can customize as you get rolling. Or give Jay a try… I’ve seen his work and not bad at all! http://bit.ly/cUlw6O
Well, it’s snowing pretty hard here, so I better drive home while there’s light.
If I die, MJ gets my avatar.
I hope you don’t die in a
fierysnowy crash, Jay. Safe travels.Haha, well played, Cyn!
Hey, Vman, Ken Onion is kind of interesting AND he’s from Hawaii. Good job.
One of the things I like most about the POS site are the recommendations and/or advice about particular stuff people need.
Other than the douchy, “is it plugged in” you guys can be counted on to help.
Thank you, assfaces.
Afternoon.
Afternoon, Jew!
Did anybody catch The Five this afternoon? I’m trying to find something they mentioned about regulation of the e-cigarettes that was mentioned but I missed it. Stoopid work.
Why, why do politicians think they need to regulate everything??
On mare island (not to be confused with attention whore island), if you die from something other than natural causes, you get a big SOL sign hung on your casket.
*books flight to Mare Isle.*
If I die, MJ gets my avatar.
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Wooohooo!
I think my other knife is a Benchmade, but I find the Ken Onion easier to withdraw and open quickly.
This is my everyday knife: http://kershaw.kaiusaltd.com/knives/knife/black-leek#
they are sold at Walmart for about 1/3 of the price on this website. It is opening assisted, called speed safe, one handed operation. Fun to play with.
Hey Pepe, I bent the tip of this blade, can I heat it up and bang it straight with a hammer, or what?
Don’t bother Cyn, it looks like a dump.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_Island
It’s a naval shipyard!
HA HA HA HA *cough* whore *cough*
Both mine are assisted openers.
Pups, my daughter had a really cheap one that opened (with a flick) very easily and she enjoyed playing with it and “pretending” to kill me.
I was gonna say, that’s a shipyard.
Hey, whose turn is it to kick Scott’s ass?
http://i.imgur.com/KP0PMVl.gif
http://jabernethy.com/portfolio/images/MistyCover.jpg
Chincoteague is an island.
It’s a naval shipyard!
Sonuva…
Yeah, I bought one and really liked it, so I gave one to my step FIL for Christmas. He cut his hand the first time he opened it, I felt bad.
Well, I can see that some of you will NEVER reap the benefits of Mare’s Island.
*cancels order for 10 cases of Jaeger (and it wasn’t even for me)
http://i.imgur.com/qbai1W5.jpg
*tries to think of less obvious seaman joke
*fails
Mare Island vs. Mare’s Island ??11!??
*scrambles to change tickets*
Don’t bother Cyn, it looks like a dump.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_Island
Link contains an expandable pic of Mare’s southern ports.
Gross.
Damn change fees.
http://tinyurl.com/agoz7uz
This is my knife I most often carry. Got it for much less than msrp. It makes a bad ass sounding click when you open it past the point of locking. Probably too much knife for everyday tasks but who really gives a rat’s ass.
Cyn, you will be refunded your ticket price upon debarkation!
No need to bring wine, I have cellars FULL of it.
Cyn, you will be refunded your ticket price upon debarkation!
http://bit.ly/WWnfJl
Jimbro your link is something different every time you click it.
Oh, spyderco ppt is the knife. I’m on my iPad which doesn’t make it easy.
http://www.amazon.com/Spyderco-Perrin-Black-PlainEdge-Knife/dp/B003P593AU
Different linkie
Thanks Jay. Will check it out and probably pester you with endless questions.
Ken Onion is a really nice guy.
Pupster, if you heat the blade, it will ruin the temper of the blade. You can get it straight, but it will be soft and won’t hold an edge anymore. I’d just try to straighten it by tapping it with a hammer lightly. If the tip breaks, you’ll have to re-profile it, or toss it in a toolbox/glove compartment and buy a new one.
Cyn, you will be refunded your ticket price upon debarkation!
No need to bring wine, I have cellars FULL of it.
That’s a trick. Just wait until she asks if you’d like to go look for a nice cask of Amontillado.
K
Our Gov announced his plan for new gun laws. His wants
- possession of magazine larger than 10 rounds illegal after 10/1
- assault weapon ban
- pistols with removable magazine = assault weapon
- shotgun that holds more than 3 rounds = assault weapon
If you already own one you can keep it but you have to register it. God knows what that will cost. I guess they come for it when you die.
I just thought of what I said earlier Pepe.
I was not encouraging Mare to not buy one of your knives. I assumed she would and I would like to as well (When I get a job)
Please do not take offense that wan not my intention.
If you read it otherwise I humbly apologies for my lack of clarity in communicating my thoughts in a inoffensive way.
Correction – semi auto shotgun that holds more than 3 rounds.
Jeez VMax, no apology necessary. No offense at all. People don’t understand the price of custom knives. I’ve had locals say “I can buy a stockman at WalMart for $35, but I’ll go $45 for one of yours…” Since a 3-blade starts around $900, I tell them to go ahead and buy the one from WalMart.
Unless you’re a knife nut, it’s best to buy something inexpensive, but decent quality. Something you can use without worrying about it and won’t cry over if you lose it.
Your Governor is an idiot, Scottw.
Speaking of which, did you get your damn shotgun yet?
I am a practical knife nut. I truly believe there are some knives being made that are works of art and worth thousands of dollars. I drool all over them in lust.
.
I just can’t make myself spend that kind of money on one. They are on my list, but not as high as I wish at times.
Many governors are….
My Governor sure is a imbecile.What a ripoff.
No Dave. It’s been 3 months so far.
I could send you my Beretta 12 ga. on a donkey with an FFL faster. S’ the holdup?
So, wait—is laura’s name Joshua or David? I don’t get this twitter stuff
Supply and demand Dave.
Also, if they can sell them for twice as much now…… eh…. I don’t want to think that.
Did anybody find a baby that looked an awful lot like anybody else on their doorstep today?
It’s a non-precision tube, Scott. How hard can it be?
Ah. Seller’s market
Open up a plant Stark. I will give you $400 for a Dickflussig 12 gauge.
*starts Hostage Killing Solutions, a firearm company.
I think you’re supposed to save the hostages MJ, not kill them.
It’ll look like a piece of black iron gas pipe with a handle from a DeWalt drill, but don’t bee fooled.
Evenin’, tools.
I think you’re supposed to save the hostages MJ, not kill them.
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I’m setting up shop in the Middle East.
*pre-orders 6 Bugatti Veyrons.
Penelope got a call from the credit card company. Somebody tried to buy an Infinity in South Carolina with one of our cards. So, now we get a new card.
My shotgun was ordered 4 months ago and I won’t see it for many more months.
I think you’re supposed to save the hostages MJ, not kill them.
There’s no hyphen between Hostage and Killing.
/Hospurt
I can walk out of the gun store with mine.
Crazy other states.
Cray cray.
Cray cray.
I asked Rocketboy if they actually say that, and he replied, “Don’t. Just don’t say that, Mom.” I followed up with every bit of stupid slang I could think of (“marvy”, “rad”, “gag me with a spoon”) until I got the full teenager eyeroll.
so cray
totes cray
If you didn’t stock up when Clintón was preznit, you just plain aint’ deserve no respeck now.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/8432206661/
Dave, is that your photostream? Because the raw knee meat picture is really something. Wow. I am going to drink some red wine & have some kitfo & think about that one.
That is the Dave stream, but that was a stock photo about knee replacement. It happened to me, pretty much like that. I had morphine.
I could go to Cabela’s tomorrow and (after waiting for NICS) bring home anything they have on the shelf.
So I got a call from someone doing a survey on child immunizations for the CDC.
Heavy on HPV vaccination questions.
She was genuinely surprised and shocked when she asked if she could contact the boys’ heathcare provider and our pharmacy to ask for copies of immunization records and I said “Absolutely not.”
Her: :Why not?”
“Because it is none of your damn business, and because the Federal government cannot be trusted with personal data, that’s why.”
“Oh. Ok. Thank you for participating in the survey.” *click*
If I wasn’t on a list somewhere before, I am now.
That’s why I always answer the phone, “WHOTHEFUCKAREYOUANDHOWTHEFUCKDIDYOUGETTHISNUMBER?!”
Pretty sure you’re on Mare’s list BiW.
BiW is the Man!
Stark is crazy in a good way.
Eeeeevenin’
I could go to Cabela’s tomorrow and (after waiting for NICS) bring home anything they have on the shelf.
Thanks for sharing! *mumbles* asshole.
**looks at surgical knee pic**
**barfs on Dave’s nice new knee**
fuq poo
Awesome opinion piece by Daniel Henniger:
http://m.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887324048904578316344122853744?mg=reno64-wsj
Btw, fuck you John McCain.
Of course you can trust the government with sensitive information!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/21/oops-santa-fe-releases-names-of-gun-buyback-participants-after-they-were-promised-anonymity/
WHOTHEFUCKAREYOUANDHOWTHEFUCKDIDYOUGETTHISNUMBER?!
This is me, with server upgrade calls at work. Everyone in the office laughs when I get one (often!).
Government would never misuse personal information, especially not to deny someone their constitutional rights!
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20130221/NEWS/302210074/Register-Investigation-University-of-Iowa-gives-private-student-data-to-Johnson-sheriff?archive&gcheck=1
Having a CCW in WA means that you can go into any gun-store and walk out, the same day, with, ANYTHING. Rifle, pistol, shotgun, anything…
Folks at the gun-store were really excited when I bought Anita an AR-15 for her birthday.
“Does your wife know you are buying this? Yes, It’s her birthday gift that she asked for specifically, as she knows how to strip, clean, assemble and shoot an AR-15.”
“Does she have any unmarried sisters?”
“If I wasn’t on a list somewhere before, I am now.”
hahahaa!
the positive news is you are on so many lists, that the government derived data bases spit out confusing stats: they currently list you as a Pakistani born midget female with one leg, a lisp, alopecia areata, indeterminate sexual preferences, with a predilection for anchovies on your pizza, and most telling; an Obama supporter with an incurable yeast infection….
so you’re good
When I returned my rental car they asked me if I had noticed any noises. I replied I don’t know if it is strange but it sounded like a cross between an outboard and a sewing machine.
Rather like that Sunfire I rented in Honolulu
Nice Chris!
I think I’ve been unwittingly sucked into the world of MineCraft.
Geek or Dork?
Or BBT street cred??!
what’s a greek ork
BiW was on a list before that.
I kinda like that Jam. I think. Maybe. It’s sorta growing on me.
We’re ALL on several lists I’m sure. None of them good.
never mind -
i just looked it up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4BVOyC2ys
Actual phone conversation at a cigar shop I briefly worked at:
Phone: *ring ring*
Me (quite at the top of my lungs): NO! HE’S NOT HERE! EIGHT O’CLOCK!
Friend in store: *eyes bug out of head*
Me: *picks up phone* Hello, Havana Moon.
Phone: Yeah, hi, is Doug there?
Me: No, he’s not here.
Phone: Oh, what time do you close?
Me: Eight o’clock.
Phone: Oh, okay, thanks. *hangs up*
Wait, there’s one list I’m on that’s good… the NICE list.
*blows a kiss at Santa*
He’s not here – $0.25
He just left- $0.50
Never heard of him- $1.00
/sign by the phone in a bar in my hometown.
“*blows _blah blah blah- Santa*”
starting kinda early aren’t you?
Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4BVOyC2ys
I’ll bet he makes a great yogurt.
*heads for redoubt*
The day after an Ace-o-Lanch is kind of a letdown.
I’m only a little over 500 hits today. (Which would be fan-frickin-tastic the day before the Ace-O-Lanch.
Still, I’m glad I did my part to make State Senator Adam Kline famous.
starting kinda early aren’t you?
Is that bad?
He knows where all the naughty girls live!
*winks and fingerguns ya*
Santa only comes to Cyn’s house fot the bacon.
To the chicken farmers here, how much feed per egg? what is your cost analysis?
Bacon and cookies and rum-eggnog. Best in the hemisphere.
BiW,
I sent Danny Westneat to your blog as proof that Kline lied to him…
I make the best eggnog in the world Cyn. The recipe is even posted at H2 Recipes If the quart of whiskey and a cup of rum per gallon don’t get ya reverse and add to taste.
It has been so long since I last wore earrings, my piercings started to close.
It has gotten so far along that I have to go to Sally Beauty Supply tomorrow and buy a pair of gold ball studs to re-cure them.
*slouches, turns in GirlCard*
I haven’t bought a pair of shoes in two years.
*burns GirlCard in a bra-fire*
>> I can walk out of the gun store with mine.
Same here, surprisingly.
I don’t remember cookies especially, but Cyn’s beef stroganoff was to kill for!
*takes Lauraw’s GirlCard, tears off a corner and hands it back; stuffs the corner in her bra to save*
You can have this back in four weeks, missy.
Vmax, please remind me that your eggnog recipe is there as we get closer to Christmas. TYIA.
Thanks, X. I think it’s gotten even better… been dashing a bit of the Worsterchestershire stuff in there. Yum.
I haven’t bought a pair of shoes in two years.
ME TOO.
*the corner-bit Cyn tucked into the center of my bra falls through and freely flutters to the ground*
*bursts into tears*
*sobs piteously* I’M AWFUL AND NO GOOD AT ALL
*picks up bit of card from ground, dabs a bit of spit on it with thumb, tucks it back in the corner again*
See there now? All Fixted.
Time to beat the chirren and tuck them sweetly into their beds with kisses to their heads.
Sweetest of dreams, cool kids.
night cyn
Goodnight.
LauraW – You and AOSHQ had me cracking up on twitter.
I had occasion tonight to go back to the only funneh IB thread ever, A Great Dinner with Men of Honor.
Laura was funneh there too.
IB kills threads.
Oh man, Xbrad, what a blast from the past. I had forgotten about that one.
That was a good day to be Geoff.
G’night, fellas.
http://is.gd/PCmcWV
Weird scenes inside the derp mine
Good morning all!
Out the door now; see you for boobies….
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