Saturday You’re Stupid

Good Morning, Dave. Nice hairpeice.

Oh, I dunno…they can be useful in covering your tracks.

Leon, Xbrad…take note. Women’s volleyball players on Monday and Tuesday would be OK.

*Ignores Beansese frowny face*

Pig Squash!

You may now return to garden blogging.  Be sure to compliment Lauraw on her enormous and lush back yard.

484 Comments

  1. Bonus Jennifer Lawrence.

  2. It’s a Sicilian message.

  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAM!

  4. Somebody asked:

    Comment by wiserbud on December 9, 2012 3:25 pm

    Seriously, if anyone actually cares to listen next Saturday, here’s the website. http://www.watr.com/
    12pm-2pm Eastern.

  5. Oh fine. Nobody told me there was new stupid.

    >> How do you sex a hen?

    Years ago Texas Monthly had an article on “Worst Jobs Ever” Number 2 was “highway button sticker”, gluing those reflective things on the lanes.

    Number 1 was “chick sexer”. Apparently you have to stick your thumb up a chick’s back yard to determine the gender.

    I was initially confused that this was a bad job until I realized it was about chickens.

  6. http://imgur.com/gallery/6wv7OHB

  7. That gif just cracks me up. Good job, Pups.

  8. Nuts. STOP MAKING INCONVENIENT NEW POATS!!!

    Peas, beans and onions do well here. And garlic. The dirt is way too hard for potatoes. Carrots have to be planted in the old beans place.

    I’ve never tried spinach or lettuce. When I was a wee shirtless lad, my family ate lamb’s quarter and unidentified greens.

    I bet a blackberry bramble would be fine. I just hate pruning.

  9. Jewstin, check out growing potatoes in a bag or a 1/2 barrel.

  10. gluing those reflective things on the lanes.

    I think I would like that job.

    There was a dirty jobs episode about chick sexers. You could see how I might have tuned in for a minute. The ones I saw just blew on the fuzz around the backyard and could determine the sex visually. Took about 2 seconds a chick.

    I dunno if it was particularly satisfying for the chicks, not that it concerns me much.

  11. chick sexers

    Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t™

  12. Is VMan around?

    Comment by Vmaximus on February 15, 2013 9:35 pm
    Does anyone know Charlotte?

    FWIW, two of my cousins live there – not sure where their respective houses are, but if you have any questions, I’m sure they’d be happy to help you out ♥

  13. Thank you, Pupster, for clearing out the URL links on the images for the poat. Spam Prevention Solutions™

  14. http://tinyurl.com/cg29jv2

  15. There is a lot you can do to build raised soil layers yourself just by layering cut weeds, grass clippings, leaves, and peat. Spoiled hay is nice as a layering ingredient too.

  16. With raised beds, I can have any type of soil I like. I just need to worry about the growing season then. It isn’t long.

  17. Uhm, you are welcome? I just insert media from URL and it doesn’t link to the image.

    They call me the car wash ’cause I’m automatic.

  18. If you use cut grass and weeds, how to you keep the weed seeds from sprouting up? Flamethrower?

  19. Hoop cloches. A row of cheap-ass PVC arches covered with clear plastic. Give you an extra month at each end of the season.

    Don’t make me come over there.

  20. That’s how I do it too, but it seems that there’s other methods and the links stay in there, which then draws the spammers to “comment” on the images.

  21. There are a heap of cold weather crops I can harvest, but I lumme some tomaters. And avocado.

  22. And artichokes.

    Remind me why I left California?

  23. Yeah…the avocado thing ain’t hap’nin unless you feel like wheeling a big potted tree around twice a year.

  24. I’ve heard stuff called greensand can loosen up clay soil. I used a couple of bags for a raised garden that’s now used to grow the best weeds in town.

  25. You can do artichokes! I am doing them. They do require some advance planning.

  26. Picture of an artichoke that went to flower that I grew for mom years ago:

  27. Perlite or sand is great for mixing with clay. If my parents don’t leave too soon, I’ll steal a couple truckloads of sand from them.

  28. Laura I’m zone 4. Can I cheat and make artichokes grow?

  29. The best tomato seedlings I ever grew were raised in 1/2 soda bottle pots full of a 50/50 mix of sand and straight compost.

    I’ve screwed up nearly every other batch since. I don’t know what it is with me and tomato seedlings. I love them too much, and they suffer.

  30. Jewstin, we have extremely clayey soil around here – the secret is to mix play sand or builder’s sand with your soil (as opposed to the sand that is used under walkways, etc.). That type of sand is “angular” – as opposed to “round” – so once added, the clay is not able to tightly compact again.

    Then each fall, go around and gather up the leaves that all of the idiot neighbors are bagging up and spread it over your garden – the organic matter will break down and keep the soil nice and fluffy.

  31. Yes. Eliot Coleman is in zone 3 or 4 and he does it.

    You just get smaller buds, is all. You have to start the seeds now or next week. You grow them out for six weeks, then put them in really cold growing conditions for another few weeks. This makes the little dummies think they have been through a Winter, and as soon as the weather warms up again, they rush into bud.

    Alternatively, you could use a variety like Imperial Star, which is supposed to have a good reputation for flowering in the first year.

    On the third hand, you could grow them in large pots and move them into a big cooler on a porch or in a garage for the Winter, then restart them the following Spring for normal size plants and buds. They are supposed to live and produce for several years this way.

    I have also heard of people pulling the roots and saving them in bags of peat in a cold cellar for the Winter, like dahlias.

  32. Dammit. I overslept and missed my chance at the Laura’s backyard joke.

    How do you sex a chick? Buy her a couple drinks, first, of course.

  33. Garden blog.

  34. Oh, and start small – after you have a couple of growing seasons under your belt, you’ll have a better idea of what works and what doesn’t, and you can expand accordingly.

    Here’s a couple of great resources:

    Layered Gardening: http://is.gd/cPRAEE

    Square Foot Gardening: http://is.gd/0Qunq5

    And yeah – raised beds are the way to go……

  35. I was looking for your comment, like, an hour or two ago xbrad. Next time set your alarm.
    TYIA

  36. I’m listening to Wiser on the radio now.

    He sounds different there.

    OH. He’s sober. Nevermind.

  37. Call in and tell him Hotspur said “hi.”

  38. put them in really cold growing conditions for another few weeks. This makes the little dummies think they have been through a Winter

    Yeah, down here we have to dig up tulips and put them in the fridge if we want them to come back the next year.

    Screw that – the TiFW garden motto for bulbs and perennials is “You get planted once – if you come back next year, good on you; if not, it was nice knowin’ you…..”

    Of course, that doesn’t work with vegetables and annuals.

  39. My sister only has a little condo patio. That square foot book would be ideal. We’re going to pull up her pavers together this Spring and make a corner garden for her.

  40. OH. He’s sober.

    Ahhhh, THAT’S what it is. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.

  41. Pups, my oldest had that exact experience “walking” her cat. We still laugh about that.

    Also,

    http://tinyurl.com/cug8qla

  42. And the show is from noon to 2:00…I can’t believe he agreed to go to a job that starts so early in the afternoon. He must be exhausted.

  43. Can I listen to Wiser online?

  44. http://watr.com/

    He hasn’t been on for a while.

  45. In case anyone cares, I will be on the air today trashing the climate change idiots. Not sure when, but it could be fun.

  46. OH SHIT

  47. I’m streaming watr.com right now. The guy calling about his son running a tri in Wales is pure small market talk radio.

  48. Ah shitfuck, it requires Flash, which doesn’t work on iPad. Steve Jobs is a bung tonguer.

  49. >>>pure small market talk radio.

    D’uh?

  50. Not knocking you, Wiser, Just enjoying the show.

  51. Carin and MJ should be listening right now.

  52. Give that guy a prize!

  53. Laura, there’s also this one for small spaces:

    Vertical Gardening: http://is.gd/qxA7IQ

    I’ve also seen folks who plant the vertical stuff in the middle of their “square” and plant lower stuff on the outer edges. The nice thing about the square foot gardening technique is that you are able to access all parts of the plot without having to step on anything.

    Of course, being only 5 feet tall, my “step” and “reach” are significantly less than most folks :P

  54. Same issue here hotspur…

  55. That was funny! Well done letting that guy through. HAH!

  56. Can you guy use Windows Media Player? (I don’t know Apple stuff)

  57. I can hear every station but Wiser’s.

  58. I use VLC media player to stream it

  59. Anti-microbial fogger

    DRINK!

  60. No, Cyn, it’s Flash based, which iPads won’t process.

  61. Yep, I’m an Apple.

    Okay, just tell me if he starts swearing or taking his clothes off.

  62. Teresa, I grew a ton of great food up on trellises last year. I’m still eating butternut & delicata squashes from that elevated garden! My new garden is going to have an Eastern wall of fence eight feet high and twenty or thirty feet long.

  63. Try this:

    http://streema.com/radios/play/26514

  64. Playing with the puppy time it is!

    http://flic.kr/p/dVdUMi

  65. >>>Not knocking you, Wiser, Just enjoying the show.

    *snicker

    Yeah, it’s a small station, but it’s a start and I’m trying to bring more national issues to the table.

    But this show is really about selling Tom Hill and Warerbury

  66. That won’t work. It requires the Flash plugin, but thanks.

  67. Yep, I’m an Apple.

    No, you’re a towel!

  68. What is the alternative to Flash? HTML5??

  69. >>>or taking his clothes off.

    Mare not quite grasping the concept of radio….

  70. Yes.

  71. http://vlc-media-player.en.softonic.com/mac

    For mac. Dunno if it will work on an iPad.

  72. Flash is quickly being eliminated in favor of HTML5, which is not the resource hog that Flash is. Apple decided for its battery powered devices to abandon Flash altogether.

  73. Hey Cyn! Guess what? We got invited to go up to visit D.G.!

  74. Can you still listen to radio stations on iTunes? Seems like I used to be able to do that eons ago.

  75. Flash works on Macs, but not on IOS devices.

  76. When does Wiser come on? Listening to the mayor toot his own horn is Bo-RING!

  77. OMG DG really needs to model. Seriously. That hat… hahahaha! Funny, though; I can totally see MJ wearing that in one of his tri’s.

    That’s excellent news, MCPO. Ask and ye shall receive.

  78. As soon as my MacBook finishes restoring I’ll be able to tune in.

    I bought a new notebook last week and two days later they released the new version with twice as much RAM. So they swapped me for the new version.

  79. Cyn – Herself made the hat as #1 son is a HUGE Star Wars fan.

  80. The interweb tells me that you can download an app to listen to radio on your jPads. Apple is such a towel.

  81. Herself made the hat as #1 son is a HUGE Star Wars fan.

    She could make some coin off those. Crazy cuuuute!

  82. So they swapped me for the new version.

    Nice – that’s good old fashioned customer service.

  83. Don’t start ragging on Apple.

  84. ‘Boops’ Pupster’s nosey.

  85. That’s not the mayor

  86. Chief, I would wear that hat because it is teh AWESOME!

  87. That’s not the mayor

    Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

  88. Plus a 2.7Ghz processor (Turbo boost to 3.7) instead of 2.6. Same price.

  89. Dave is SMOKING RIBS

  90. OMGosh, cute Debra is.

  91. Not gonna rag; just trying to get your feathers ruffled.

  92. I got two hugs at work today. It’s nice to be appreciated every once in a blue moon.

  93. 1:00! It’s Tractor Supply time!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDy-A91JZu8

  94. Chief, I would wear that hat because it is teh AWESOME!

    And there you go.

  95. At the end of that be sure to watch 20 puppy tricks.

  96. XBrad will be grilling a t-bone tonight.

  97. I bet MCPO has a hat just like it.

  98. If’n he does I’m green with envy

  99. Hotspur – As a matter of fact. . .

  100. Okay, I’m listening now. Where the hell is he? Just some jazz tune.

  101. If I worked with beasn she’d a gotten 3 hugs at work today.

  102. 4 hugs. Just be careful where you put your hands.

  103. Covers, nothing by covers here on WATR AM1320!

  104. I just refreshed the station and hear talk again… aaaannnnddd here’s Wiser.

  105. Wiser is on!!!

  106. Okay, he’s on now. Lying his ass off.

  107. Slow. down. your. rate. of speech.

  108. He has a good radio voice. And a good radio face.

  109. .Yep raised beds and carefully selected varieties will give me a good garden. Early Girl tomatoes fruit quickly.

    I think I’ll get a grow light and try hot peppers indoors. I had a Christmas pepper plant once and that damn thing produced more hot peppers than I could use.

    And I like lots of peppers.

  110. >> Just be careful where you put your hands.

    Always.

  111. Apparently they don’t provide a stream for Linux users. Pretty sure he isn’t sitting silently in front of the microphone.

  112. He’s going to get his ass in trouble.

    Hello state and IRS tax audit.

  113. Did he just say “they’ll show you what’s in your ducks right now”?

  114. It’s a Fox News affiliate. That’s like having a big target painted on you.

  115. I had the rate of speech issue with almost every one of my new instructors/facilitators. A slower rate is preferable as it indicates confidence.

  116. Anti-microbial fogger

    – *drinks* -

  117. We should call him and ask if they clean chickens as well as ducks.

  118. Roamy – HA!!

  119. Hahahahaha

  120. Are you still fucking that duck?

  121. Wiser only has one speed when it comes to rate of speech. Until he loses his voice.

  122. Slow. down.

    Speed kills.

    But the diction is good.

  123. He is good at extemporaneous speech.

    Listen up, Ogabe.

  124. Oh, brother.

    Twinkies?

  125. He really does sound good. Always liked his baritone voice.

    When he was saying “no touchy”

  126. Greetings, itinerant creatures.

  127. Snowing out

  128. Zubroka has been procured.

  129. He got a ton of airtime today.

    Always liked his baritone voice.

    Ooooh yeeeaaaahhhh.

  130. Party at MJ’s!

  131. He should change his name to Richard.

  132. Ooooh yeeeaaaahhhh.

    His and MCPO’s.

    **does finger gun thingy at Cyn**

  133. He should change his name to Richard.

    You mean that’s NOT his real name?!??! :-D

  134. Roamy – Basso-fundo.

  135. “I’m a big fan of large racks.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

  136. Oh, man!!!!!!!!!!!

  137. That was teh funny.

  138. He has a nice laugh

  139. Orthotics!

  140. “I’m a big fan of large racks.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

    I’ll bet he starts charging for autographs after today.

  141. Somebody is getting dinner at the deli!

  142. I guess it’s time for faggy songs now

  143. I think they call ‘em “classics” now. Gots to keep it PC and whatnot.

  144. Yeah, ‘cuz commenting on large racks is so mainstream.

  145. No Zep no peace!

  146. I guess it’s time for faggy songs now

  147. Yeah, ‘cuz commenting on large racks is so mainstream.

    It sounds like I walked away from the computer at just the best moment.

    Recap??

  148. Pupster?

  149. Rosetta got a new job!!!!

  150. How do I listen to Wiser’s show?

  151. MJ, it’s WATR, but it’s over now. He produces the noon to 2 show, but today he got a fair amount of airtime.

  152. Am I remembering right that he’s saving them at some site? You could listen after he uploads it.

  153. I don’t think smoking (anything) could make this fit for human consumption…

    http://vintagerecipecards.com/2011/06/15/ham-and-bananas-hollandaise/

  154. Trying to catch me riding dirty?

  155. Sean, there are sidebar recipes at that blog that make ham and nanner hollandaise seem edible.

  156. Just when you think DG couldn’t get cuter: Yoda DG!!!

  157. Oso – Ain’t she a sweet thing?!

  158. yes she is

  159. DIABEETUS

  160. Yep! So glad you get to see her before May.

  161. Ha ha. In the new Die Hard movie, Bruce Willis says this line: 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey. Plainfield is the adjoining town to where I live. John McClane is like my neighbor! Anyone got a cooler neighbor than that?

    Michael, Tony Romo is not cool, so pl. shut up.

  162. Gil Gerard used to live next door to a friend of mine.

    So, no.

  163. “Hobby Greenhouses” can be pretty damned expensive…

    http://www.greenhousemegastore.com/category/hobby-greenhouses/1

  164. Good afternoon, little people.

    And Dave.

  165. Screw that, Crispy. I want something much bigger, and so light that I can move it around the yard.

    http://www.farmtek.com/farm/supplies/ProductDisplay?catalogId=15052&productId=299851&pageId=ItemDetail&isDoc=N

    People are always trying to get rid of those big permanent greenhouses. I know why. Big pain in the ass, disease-collectors.

  166. so I guess some of you were listening today?

  167. Anyone got a cooler neighbor than that?

    I know someone who lived next door to Michael Bolton’s mother.

  168. hell yeah we listened, fathead.

    I caught the last 40 or so when you completely seized up on gay marriage.

    I did not realize you had such passion over this issue.

  169. “I’m a big fan of large racks.”

    y’all liked that one, huh?

    Bringing a little bit of the Hostages to the airwaves.

  170. I caught the last 40 or so when you completely seized up on gay marriage.

    well, it is an issue that is near and dear to my heart.

    h8er.

  171. MJ, did you get apple juice too?

  172. Just looked at the pic of DG.

    That kid has cheeks that are just begging to be pinched.

  173. Seriously, that was cool as shit. The only thing I was prepared to talk about today was my little rant about the climate change crap. I did not even think I was gonna be able to get on the air with that.

    I definitely did not think I was going to be on the air for 45 minutes. That was a surprise.

    A fucking AWESOME surprise.

    Afterwards, Tom and I talked and he said that he thought I did extremely well and that we might be doing that more often.

    Sure hope my “rack” joke doesn’t cause a problem though.

  174. He has a good radio voice. And a good radio face.

    I swear, that joke just never gets old.

    Has everyone here had a chance to tell it yet? Show of hands…

  175. My mom told me I had the looks for radio. In 1980.

    deal with that shit. My own mother.

    *finds cab fare to the Boston Hyatt*

  176. deal with that shit. My own mother.

    And we all know, our mothers would never lie to us.

    (looks at huge box of unsold clarinet solo CDs)

  177. MJ, did you get apple juice too?
    ———————–
    No. I totally forgot about it. I’m going to try it on ice, then with a touch of apple juice as you suggested, but that will have to wait until tomorrow.

  178. THAT WISERBUD HE HAS A GREAT FACE FOR A NON-VISUAL MEDIUM

    *kills a drummer*

  179. also I miss you mom.

    Had to add that. She’s likely been watching for 11 years. She was like that.

  180. THAT WISERBUD HE HAS A GREAT FACE FOR A NON-VISUAL MEDIUM

    See people?

    This is how you take an old joke and make it your own.

    Or TAGNASH’s

  181. catch you all later, gang.

    Gonna go door to door and force my neighbors to listen to a tape of today’s show.

  182. A clobbering was narrowly avoided at the Walmart while standing in line.

    Guy: You working?
    Other Guy: Nah. I need a job though.
    Guy: What are you doing then?
    Other Guy: I just applied for SSI. SSD is too hard.
    Me: Fuuuuck.
    Guys: *Stink eye

  183. When Wiser and Wiserbride get frisky, she either turns off the lights or puts a towel on wiser’s face.

  184. How can he say the safeword with a towel over his face?

    That seems dangerous.

  185. Wiser’s got a face for radio.

  186. I hope it’s not a guest towel.

    Ok I just lied.

  187. Dave, she has saved that special towel for this purpose.

  188. How can he say the safeword with a towel over his face?

    Any Desperate Housewife fans?

    Husband: We have to choose a safe word. It needs to be something uncommon.

    Wife: Boise?

    Husband: Honey, this is serious. We need a serious word.

    Wife: Uh. . . Palestine?

    Husband: . . . Boise will be fine.

  189. Is Debra Grace selling applesauce and strained carrots yet?

    If not, why not?

    Submit your response in 500 words, single spaced on vellum, rolled up and secured with sealing wax impressed with your personal insignia.

    I’ll wait.

  190. “Gonna go door to door and force my neighbors to listen to a tape of today’s show.”

    Good one, radio face.

  191. Oh my gosh, I forgot about this, and it hurts to think about our culture:

    http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=93801

  192. OH. He’s sober. Nevermind.

    This is a leap of faith I’m not willing to make.

  193. Sales Manager: Listen Deb, you don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle. Know what I mean? Now, run your game by me again.

    Deb: (slowly pees in diaper while looking at her foot in fascination)

    Sales Manager: That’s pretty good. Work on it.

  194. I just got a response from my inquiry about a huge load of rabbit poop.

    Life. Is good.

  195. I’m starting to think poop is a way to hide/decompose bodies faster better cheaper.

    Prove me wrong.

    From up there.

  196. Dave, have you read Lucifer’s Hammer?

  197. He has a good radio voice. And a good radio face.
    I swear, that joke just never gets old.

    Hey, they don’t call ‘em “classics” for nuthin……

  198. Jewstin, yes.

  199. Damn. I’m full of the arcane today. While shopping, I made a joke about Pantagruel to some poor clueless lady.

  200. Lauraw seems awfully poop motivated.

    *opens notebook*

    Tell me about your childhood.

  201. Excellent book. You just reminded me of the bit where the guy puts the other guy in the compost heap.

  202. Tell me about your childhood.

    My mother was very strict…

  203. He forgot the apple juice?

    Worst bartender ever.

  204. maybe nsfw

  205. And I thought the horse poo was the pinnacle of gardener’s high.

    WRONG!

  206. OK. I’ve had two glasses of wine.

    Time to go food shopping.

    YEEEEE HAAWWWWWW

    I’M GONNA BUY ALL THE TERLET PAPER

  207. I think it’s neat that even when Lauraw is buzzed she prepares for any emergency.

  208. Carnival Cruise Lines could go into the gardening business.

  209. Mare, horse poo is full of weed seeds. There is also bad bacteria that could mess us up if it’s not fully composted.

    The three truckloads of horse poo are for next year.

    Rabbit poo will not have weed seeds, and no bad bacteria, so we can use it right away.

    We are apparently having a poo emergency.

  210. Remember, when you’re forking the horse poo off a truck, do not toss it upwind.

    *lesson learned at a young age*

  211. Her next truck better have a dump body.

  212. Why wouldn’t rabbit poop have weed seeds?

  213. They’re raised in cages, not pastures.

    And rabbits produce little dry pellets, not big honkin’ wet flops that are an ideal host for weeds.

  214. Got it. I was thinking of the rabbits out my back door

  215. Did you get a new tractor, Scottw?

    My first trip to TSC was when I was 6, I chased my sister around the store with a cattle prod. It actually sparked and made a BZZZZZZ sound.

  216. There is so much I don’t know about poo.

  217. Neat place. If their pellets don’t suck I will be a regular.

  218. Mare, you don’t know shit.

  219. 122 degrees! This is so exciting.

  220. We never composted the horse poop when I was growing up. I’d muck it out right on the garden.

    Probably why I was weeding all summer and I smelled funny.

  221. Horses shouldn’t produce great flops of poop. That’s cows. When horses do that, they’re unwell. Or poorly fed.

    /Leon

  222. Cow flop.

  223. I always blamed it on gluten.

    While eating waffles. And whole wheat toast. With a generous splash of soy sauce. And a bowl of bulgar wheat.

  224. Richard’s Large Rack Review

  225. >>Horses shouldn’t produce great flops of poop. That’s cows. When horses do that, they’re unwell. Or poorly fed.
    /Leon

    Ha ha. That is a pretty good Leon impression.

  226. Why don’t you guys ask a septic tank to come by and squirt the lawn down. I’d bet they’d do it for free.

  227. Septic tanks are underground. They’re not mobile.

  228. *Traps MJ in a shoebox and shoves him under the bed*

  229. I was kind of sad when I learned the truth about the horse manure, but now I’m kind of realizing that next year’s gardening is only going to be more easy with a nice big pile of fertilizer already made.

    Just going to be a bit more work, this year, while I’m building all these extra beds and structures.

  230. He’s a city boy, what do you expect?

    It’s the “honey wagon”.

  231. So the twenty year old barmaid just showed up with her whole entire left upper arm tattooed. She’s blonde, pretty, and boned.

  232. Lucky for her this is available:

  233. Pretty funny, sounds like some of my trips to Albuquerque.

    http://ogdaa.blogspot.mx/2013/02/not-having-good-day-here-folks.html

  234. when I learned the truth about the horse manure

    Gotta watch out for the acidity level as well – we found that out with cow manure from my FIL’s ranch a couple of years ago :P

    Ever since then, we just add it to the compost pile and let it “age” for a year with all of the leaves and weeds that we add in. We call it the redneck version of “Miracle-Gro”.

  235. Horse poops are mostly big fibrous pellets the size of a small fist.

  236. H2: We know poop.

  237. XBrad: WTFITS??

    H2: **begins learned dissertation on the properties, uses, and storage of various manures and feces**

  238. Squeeee!!!! Next week I’ll be meeting Cyn!!!

  239. Be sure to bring her some poop.

  240. That’s great bear. She’s awesome. And thoughtful, too. Look at what she sent me after our meetup:

  241. Funneh doggeh!

  242. Our former mayor forced pet laws down our throats because of eColi in the water table and river because of people not picking up after their dogs. New Republican Mayor has Parks & Rec covering our parks with manure to help promote grass growth. My dogs are undocumented and living in the shadows.

  243. Wait, wait.. there’s truth about horse manure?

  244. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q9RWo1wZXU

  245. http://tinyurl.com/c6kjl76

  246. OMFG I DISCOVERED THE TRUTH ABOUT RIBS.

    damn these are good

  247. If only this shitty werdpuss app worked like it was supposed to, the current title if this blog would now be:

    The H2: Knowing Shit since March 2009

  248. You don’t know shit until werdpuss says you do.

  249. >>>Squeeee!!!! Next week I’ll be meeting Cyn!!!

    BTDT

    Protip: Propylactic antibiotics

  250. Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/ccazoey

  251. So, neighbor dog Missy is here for a visit. Tequila is so whipped.

    We throw toy. Tiki chases toy and brings it back, while Missy watches from couch.

    When tiki gets back to couch, Missy barks at him until he drops the toy. Missy then picks up toy and returns it to us and stares at us until we throw it again and the whole process repeats.

    Seriously, what a bitch.

  252. Eeeewwww, supersizegram

  253. Pupster?

    http://tinyurl.com/d5xv7u5

  254. Is that the cute rambunctious dog that took me out last time I was there?

    Whoever it was, packs a wallop. I just thought my knee was ready for that hit. Fuuuuuuu.

  255. Jewstin?

    http://tinyurl.com/cyk3qm7

  256. Hahaha. Poor tiki.

  257. >>>Is that the cute rambunctious dog that took me out last time I was there?

    That would be the bitch.

  258. XBrad?

    http://tinyurl.com/cgsarjb

  259. damn, that bitch rolls hard. Put me flat on my ass in the yard.

  260. Did anybody undergo plastic surgery to become anybody else’s exact double today?

  261. That dog isn’t right. I think she ate too many paint chips.

  262. >>>Did anybody undergo plastic surgery to become anybody else’s exact double today?

    Is someone a Castle fan?

  263. My fat wieners have a combined weight of 40#. If Pupster ever makes it to NM, my lawn piranha are sooooo going to ankle bite him.

  264. >>>That dog isn’t right. I think she ate too many paint chips.

    She’s got Tiki trained….

  265. >> I think she ate too many paint chips.

    No shit. I mean, on the plus side, she’s friendly. On the down side, you better brace yourself.

    I weren’t ready.

  266. >>>Put me flat on my ass in the yard.

    For which she received an extra treat that night.

    What a good puppy….

  267. mufuker

  268. *snicker

  269. granted I mighta been a bit wobbly from breakfast

  270. It takes a little time but is fairly easy to train them not to jump ya.

    Vmaximus Pet Training Solutions

  271. WalMart/Sam’s response to bad MTD/YTD numbers? Corporate visits to put pressure on local markets to “Make numbers”. Had 2 this week. Oh, just reinstated the hiring freeze. BTW, if WalMart isn’t making goals, no one is making goals. SMOD DC.

  272. >>>granted I mighta been a bit wobbly from breakfast

    And the beer after breakfast…

  273. Silly DiT. Everyone knows it’s Bloody Mary’s for breakfast.

  274. oops ® ™ ©

  275. Walmart should just sell fake Tiffany.

  276. Is someone a Castle fan?

    Never seen it.

  277. Me and wiser had bloody marys without the mary.

    Well, he had tomato juice as I recall. I think I had orange juice.

  278. Yum OJ

  279. too much sugar. I mighta needed it though

  280. I found a nice home for rent in Charlotte today. I emailed the RE Broker then I went to google street view.

    I think I would be the most melanin challenged person in the neighborhood.

  281. Keeeeeep shopping, Vman.

  282. >>>It takes a little time but is fairly easy to train them not to jump ya.

    Wouldn’t that require the dog to have a brain?

    Seriously, any advice on how to stop that would be awesome.

  283. Scott, I still want a gift in that Tiffany Blue box. *Listens to Moon River on my iPod. Glares at Dan for his 23 years of Tiffany psychs*

  284. This is stupid but if Rosetta were around you would see it anyway

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtDug01HIqE

  285. Heh. Charlotte has its own Guadalupe. Only darker.

  286. I am thinking more along the lines of a long stay hotel now. For under $700 a month I can live in a all utilities, free wifi, and 100+ cable channels, with weekly room service, that accepts pets hotel.

    Until I find a house with a yard I can throw the ball for Zeke.

  287. >>>Is someone a Castle fan?

    Never seen it.

    Weird coincidence then, ‘ cause the episode that wiserbride and I just watched from our DVR was exactly that storyline.

    Weird.

  288. Oso – check you Jmail! Squeeee one week!

  289. Squeee!!!!

  290. What is Castle?

  291. Oso, one year for Christmas I got every woman on my list (mom, sister, fiancee) something from Tiffanys. It’s been hard to match that effort. Somehow a candle or mittens doesn’t generate the same thrill. My missus wears the necklace I got her nearly every day which makes me happy.

  292. West of Charlotte is pretty nice.

    Mountains.

  293. Weird coincidence then, ‘ cause the episode that wiserbride and I just watched from our DVR was exactly that storyline.

    Weird.

    On a completely different note, if you hear anything that sounds like something rustling out in your bushes, you should probably just ignore that.

  294. Wiser for your family friends and and regular visitors, tell them it is OK to “Knee” the jumping dog. Gently raise your knee. Do not knee them, as in viciously hurting but rather raise the knee as a protection once or twice, if they are really really stupid dog 5x they get a knee when jumping they will quit.

    Vmaximus Training Solutions © ® ™

  295. Crap. You have to WEAR the jewelry? I guess I should have held off on visiting my jewelry at the safety deposit box.

  296. Scott, that was jest fuckin weird.

  297. >>>What is Castle?

    Above-average “police drama with a touch of humor and romantic undertones between the two primary characters” sorta show.

    Stars the lead from Firefly who, I think is a conservative, so I fully support the show.

  298. I am thinking more along the lines of a long stay hotel now.

    That’s an excellent idea, at least until you get the feel for the area and the traffic patterns and parks and stuff.

  299. I am cutting down for my interview only 5 shots tonight. Calculating that should only be 1 shot before my interview and lots of candy.

  300. >>>if they are really really stupid dog 5x they get a knee when jumping they will quit.

    This is a really stupid dog, because we have been doing the knee thing for about 6 months.

  301. “police drama with a touch of humor and romantic undertones between the two primary characters”

    Hunh. Sounds… fresh and unique.

  302. my knee was brand new.

    I didn’t know

  303. >>> if you hear anything that sounds like something rustling out in your bushes,

    Yeah, no worries there. I figure anything out there tonight will be dead by morning anyway…

  304. Try turning completely away from the dog, wiserbud. Say nothing, give no attention, just turn you back to them and keep turning if you have to. That seems to work with Sparky. Most of the time; unless it’s my mom, and then he just about pisses with utter excitement.

  305. I spent hours considering today Cyn and it just makes more sense than other options..

  306. I can fix that dog.

  307. I think Nathan Fillion dropped a deuce on the 2nd. I still love Firefly.

  308. The knee thing worked on 3 out of 4 of my dogs. Australian Shepherd was too hyper. He was a show dog for my ex so he was supposed to be “spirited” which I never understood.

  309. >>>Try turning completely away from the dog, wiserbud. Say nothing, give no attention, just turn you back to them and keep turning if you have to

    Tried that. You seriously are not grasping how dumb this dog is….

  310. I have nothing other than yelling NO when kneeing Wiser

    *That has worked for 15 dogs that I have trained. Mumble grumble.*

    Cayenne Pepper? Bitter Apple? Huh?

  311. >>>I can fix that dog.

    I thought you hadn’t gotten your gun yet…

  312. Australian Shepherd was too hyper.

    Heh. We had one of those; I think the knee thing took close to a year for him to ‘get’.

    Wiser – are you using any kind of treats? Rewards for good behavior. Those freeze dried liver treats are like gold. Seriously, my dog will now pee or poop ~on command~ after using those for a few weeks.

  313. I had a lab and I still have my teeth.

    Stupid dogs understand getting bit.

  314. >>>*That has worked for 15 dogs that I have trained. Mumble grumble.*

    And has worked with every dog I have used it on.

    Honestly, I amazed this dog remembers to breathe….

  315. I thought you hadn’t gotten your gun yet…

    Boooooo!

  316. And when you bite dogs, you don’t need to floss as much.

  317. One of the reasons I like Retrievers is I can run them silly 2x or more times a day by throwing a ball. Wears the heck out of them. Me not so much.

    Old dogs however are rather hard to learn new tricks.

  318. >>>>Wiser – are you using any kind of treats? Rewards for good behavior

    Sadly, not my dog, so whatever I do needs to be reinforced by the actual owners.

    Which isn’t…

  319. pee or poop ~on command~

    ——————————————–

    Hell, I’d do that for a cold beer

  320. My dogs are treat whores. Gingy won’t pee without a “Cookie”. She gets treats when MaryAnn pees.

  321. I can fix that dog.

    Bob Barker thanks you.

  322. Missy should remember when she’s at your house even if it’s not reinforced at hers.

    *gives Jimbro a beer flavored cookie for good pee-pee*

  323. We really ARE a poop blog now!

  324. Don’t matter. Next time I see her, I brace myself.

    Like I do all the time when I see gals who like me.

  325. And when you bite dogs, you don’t need to floss as much.

    I am still laughing at this.

  326. Without FB, I’ve read 8 books since Wednesday. People aren’t commenting fast enough for me at the HQ.

  327. I love Zeke like my son. He is the dumbest dog I have ever had the occasion of working with. I still love him but shake mt head often with sadness. Some times his stupid is funny and I LOL.

    He is afraid of everything under the sun as well. I did not raise him different than Max or Bear who were both self confident unafraid dogs. That listened to me as devotedly as Zeke.

  328. >>>Like I do all the time when I see gals who like me.

    …for the rejection?

  329. Sparky is scary smart sometimes. Then, he’ll do stupid shit like just lay there when you walk toward him (the kicking thing for two years hasn’t worked, BTW), or turn around too fast and bonk his face into the cabinets.

    I think one of my favorites is him lying under the kitchen table, but he lays such that he can rest his head on the cross bars of the chairs and watch everything that’s going on. HA! Such a cute dork.

  330. >> …for the rejection?

    If tacklehugs are rejection, I want more of it.

  331. I don’t watch episodic TV, because I have two stupid wieners for entertainment. If Gingy and MA were a TV show, I’d watch. ADHD is cool. I’m lurking at the HQ, here, watching The Natural and Lobo basketball on TV.

  332. All Apes All Day here at my house. Cool shit.

  333. Ooooh Cyn, saw that was on. Liked the new one. Can’t watch the classics without singing Dr Zaius.

  334. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY.. oh.. hi there Cyn.

  335. HAHA! I had forgotten about that and just had to search it out. EARWORM!

  336. *hands Dave a steak and points to the grill*

    DO!

  337. I will, but OMG you should try the ribs.

    OK. High heats, seared on both sides, 2 minutes each.

    Perfection.

  338. Beef or Poke ribs?

  339. I have 4 Simpsons soundtracks. Southpark Christmas CD. Pretty much every Disney soundtrack including theme parks.

  340. Pork ribs better than beef ribs. Discuss.

  341. Oooo I made the best Beef Broccoli tonight; so crazy easy too (Thanks, Campbell’s French Onion Soup!). I just wish I could find a good frozen egg roll to go with.

  342. Pork on the grill. Beef in a slow oven or crockpotted.

    Fin.

    *treats myself with a Loopy vodka flavored doggie treat*

  343. poke ribs… 4 and a half hours today. hickory.

  344. >>>All Apes All Day here at my house. Cool shit.

    Did you know that John Landis, the director of Animal House, was in Nattle for the Planet of the Apes?

    It’s true!

  345. Potstickers might be better than egg rolls. We have both at Sam’s Club. Don’t you guys have Filipinos in PHX? Mmmmm…lumpia.

  346. thefuck is “in Nattle”?

  347. poke ribs… 4 and a half hours today. hickory.

    *grabs toothbrush, pocket book, hair scarf, and driving gloves*

    Be right there.

  348. I just walked into my bathroom and my cat had a look that said, “I’m up to something.” He even stopped in mid stride and stared at me. Did he say anything to you guys?

  349. I like Mongolian beef, extra spicy hot, on a tortilla. I call it Mexican Fusion.

  350. >>>>Bzzzzzt.

    Well fuck.

  351. thefuck is “in Nattle”?

    10 thumbs??

  352. Mare, something about your toothbrush and the toilet bowl. I could be wrong.

  353. Good call on the Potstickers; thanks!

  354. >>>thefuck is “in Nattle?”

    Battle

  355. Nathan Fillion also said something spectacularly stupid on twitter about gun control.

  356. I was also reminded, re: Apes, that it was originally written by Rod Serling.

  357. See, Oso gets sneaky pets.

  358. That son of bitch is going to get razor blades in his litter box if I taste tidy bowl on my tooth brush.

  359. Comment by Cyn on February 16, 2013 10:32 pm
    poke ribs… 4 and a half hours today. hickory.
    *grabs toothbrush, pocket book, hair scarf, and driving gloves*
    Be right there.
    ========
    You forgot the floss. Maybe you can bite his dog.

  360. >>>Did he say anything to you guys?

    Only that you should probably get a new pillow….

  361. Did he say anything to you guys?

    Nope.

  362. Landis: http://bit.ly/YyFTVT

  363. I knew it!

    This is war!

  364. You forgot the floss. Maybe you can bite his dog.

    Oh, Moses! C’mere boy!

  365. >>>>I was also reminded, re: Apes, that it was originally written by Rod Serling.

    Based on a really good novel by Pierre Boule.

  366. I took LOTS of film classes in college. Planet of the Apes was a definitive film in my American Studies Film Class.

  367. http://tinyurl.com/d8stl2m

  368. Boulle, who also wrote The Bridge over the River Kwai.

  369. Bear rug? AUGH!!!!!!

  370. Cyn, I bet you’re whistling…

  371. I always wondered how other animals reacted to animal rugs. Poor kitty.

  372. >>>Landis: http://bit.ly/YyFTVT

    He got his ass kicked while making that movie. They kept re-doing the scene whet he got beat up by the apes, getting more and more violent with each take, because they weren’t sure how much they could get away with before it got to bd too much for the rating they were going for. He said that after the last take, he could barely get back up.

    Probably why he decided to be a director.

    /Sheldon

  373. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Group of gorillas cheering after head gorilla says “the only good human… Is a DEAD human!”

    Sounds like the Democrat’s convention.

  374. FYI: Wiener dogs don’t like NCAA basketball.

  375. Cyn, I bet you’re whistling…

    I am no…. okay, yes I am.

  376. Cynnamon, I always keep a new unwrapped toofbrush for you.

    Just in case.

    All serial aside, these fuckin ribs were the shit.

  377. I can’t whistle and I ALWAYS whistle that theme…

  378. >>>Planet of the Apes was a definitive film in my American Studies Film Class.

    While it is extremely dated now, it was amazing when it was first released.

    45 years ago.

    Damn, I’m old. I remember seeing that in the drive-in when it first came out.

  379. Mare watched LOTM last night. I listened to LOTM soundtrack today. I blame Mare.

  380. >>>All serial aside, these fuckin ribs were the shit.

    And we at H2 know our shit.

  381. FYI: Wiener dogs don’t like NCAA basketball.

    Thas rayciss.

  382. I saw The Exorcist at the drive in.

    I don’t recommend that.

  383. >>>Stars the lead from Firefly who, I think is a conservative, so I fully support the show.

    I must have been thinking of Adam Baldwin.

  384. Princess Bride was on last night.

    I hate that that movie was made by the douche Rob Reiner

  385. OMG. I saw it at the Drive In too. I remember crying at the “surprise” ending. The CGI may be dated, but the story rings true.

  386. >>>I saw The Exorcist at the drive in.

    Bet that was a fun ride home…

  387. Princess Bride was on last night.

    Watched some of that on BBC America. I’m frankly shocked that nobody in Hollywood has managed to make a shitty remake, sequel, or gritty reboot of that.

  388. I prefer the book The Princess Bride to the Movie. Rob Reiner also did A Few Good Men. Col. Jessep’s speech totally escaped Meathead.

  389. There’s a great doc about the PotA movies, hosted by Roddy McDowall, where they talk about how the studios kept cutting back on the budgets for each sequel, making each one worse and worse.

    Still classic movies, but damn, how stupid. Had they only made the investment…

  390. Sean, I think there are Princess Buttercup’s attempts for PB sequels. Soon.

  391. >>>I prefer the book The Princess Bride to the Movie.

    I’ve considered reading the book but I love the movie so much I can’t imagine it being better.

    Was it really that good?

  392. >> Bet that was a fun ride home…

    Double feature, with a slasher movie called “Torso”, which in retrospect was the silliest goddamn thing I ever saw, a serial killer who used a tree saw on his victims.

    Still, that 4am paper route the next morning, I was as jumpy as a cat in a room full of wiserbuds.

  393. I also took the American Horror Film, Japanese History Through Film, History of the American West Through Film, and America Through Baseball. 18 credit hours cost the same as 12. All American movies in the late 60s and early 70s were allegories for VN. Later POTA movies were Billy Jack with monkeys. I know poop.

  394. >>>a serial killer who used a tree saw on his victims.

    *crosses out item on “to-do” list for next CT meat-up

    Stupid, you say?

  395. Wiser, I just enjoyed the extra layers. Gave Wesley more depth. Only movie I preferred to the book was 13th Warrior.

  396. >>>>All American movies in the late 60s and early 70s were allegories for VN.

    Even Disney’s The Rescuers???

    Childhood…. ruined

  397. Saw the Exorcist with my Aunt. She had one of those life size dolls from the early 20th Century. My Uncle thought it would be funny to seat the doll at the kitchen table with its head rotated. It wasn’t. Almost 40 years later, I can still bust him for that.

  398. Wiser, I’m sure my prof’s could find the connection. Penny, abandoned by her “parents” relies on “rescuers” in the guise of “Mice” that are secretly “CIA”…

  399. >>> Only movie I preferred to the book was 13th Warrior.

    I honestly can’t think of a movie I enjoyed more than the book, but the mediums are so different, I understand why they are different.

    The LotR trilogy is an example of movies that try to he true to the written word and end up being booooring.

  400. We started making Ghey jokes about friends with the LOTR. I still own and watch them.

  401. What’s everyone talking about? Quantum physics?

  402. I preferred the Roderick Thorp books to both the movie The Detective and Die Hard. I work with kids that think DH3 is old. My favorite 12 yr old used the “It puts the lotion on its skin” line in school and NONE of the 6th graders got it. I had some consoling to do.

  403. Rosie, when is the Lasik? Did I miss it?

  404. >>> I still own and watch them.

    Own all three.. Have yet to get through the first one.

    The Godfather, 1 and 2.

    Sooooooooo much better than the book.

  405. I remember when this used to be a theoretical science blog. No I don’t.

    MAKE MY BREAD, WHITE PLASTIC SPACEMAN!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/bqrp2gg

  406. Godfather 3. Bwah ha ha.

  407. Rosie, when is the Lasik? Did I miss it?

    No I’m still as blind as a drunk bat. I’ll do a post once I stare into lasers and live to tell the tale.

    What could go wrong?

  408. >>>>What’s everyone talking about? Quantum physics?

    More like Quantum Leap

  409. I reread Lonesome Dove periodically. Love Andy’s avatar. Prefer the book. Then again, I read GWTW annually too. The Great Santini is a fav. Same with Where The Red Fern Grows. I will cry with the book. both movies leave me cold.

  410. >>>What could go wrong?

    Well, for starters, Kerry Marie’s revenue would drop dramatically….

  411. 10% have problems with Lasik. Most of my friends are in the 90%. My 2 10%ers were able to be fixed. I still wear glasses because I’m a Luddite. Plus, I look cute in glasses.

  412. I think Godfather 3 was the first time I remember watching a movie and thinking “Holy crap this acting sucks balls.”

    Which is sad because I think Sophia Coppola is a pretty good director but she can’t act for shit.

    She directed “Ice Castles 2: Wiserbud Licks a Moose’s Nuts”

  413. >> No I’m still as blind as a drunk bat.

    Suck it up buttercup. I have a reattached retina and laser beams plus x-ray vision with the replaced lens.

    Also a head full of hair.

  414. >>> Plus, I look cute in glasses.

    Well hell, who doesn’t?

    *insert Hillary Clinton image link here

  415. Did I say that I look cute in glasses? Cyn will be able to confirm…next week.

  416. >>>She directed “Ice Castles 2: Wiserbud Licks a Moose’s Nuts”

    Btw, douche, you missed my big moment on the radio today.

    So…. Thanks for that

  417. What difference does it make! how I look in glasses…(4 dead Americans in Benghazi)

  418. I’m a Luddite. Plus, I look cute in glasses.

    I would like to see a Venn diagram of Luddites, the Amish and the Kalahari Bushmen .

    Ossobucco have you submitted a picture to Proof of Life? I’ll be the judge if you’re cute in glasses or not, FOUR EYES!

  419. Imissed your radio moment too. I was working for The Man. Have you downloaded it at your link yet?

  420. Rosie, my picture is in POL. One prescription ago.

  421. >>>I think Godfather 3 was the first time I remember watching a movie and thinking “Holy crap this acting sucks balls.”

    I’ve got the box set of Godfather movies. I remember being laid up in bed a bunch if years back and thinking “okay, I’ll watch 3. Honestly, how bad can it be?”

    OMG!!!! What an absolute piece of shit.

    I was actually pissed that that movie exists and taints the other two with it’s stink

  422. GF 2 was very good though.

    Big shoes to fill.

  423. >>>Imissed your radio moment too. I was working for The Man. Have you downloaded it at your link yet?

    I plan to get the file for editing and posting next week.

  424. Btw, douche, you missed my big moment on the radio today.

    So…. Thanks for that

    I didn’t know about it, cockbite. Is this a clarinet/band thing or do you have a radio gig where you talk politics?

    And you know if i knew about it I would have called in.

    If this is a recurring gig email me the details and I won’t miss the next one.

  425. Couldn’t do LASIK, as I’m old and had cataracts.
    Got lens replacement, sort-of internal contact-lenses.
    Went to BiW’s surgeon. Now, I can see a fly at 100 yards, but I can’t read my watch.
    I see colors different, too.
    So it goes…

  426. >>>do you have a radio gig where you talk politics?

    I’ll shoot you another e-mail about it tomorrow.

  427. GF2 and Empire were both better than the originals. I liked Willow. The books that followed had me severely depressed, but a part of me is glad that there were never movie sequels. (Reads WAY too much)

  428. >>>I see colors different, too.

    So you are no longer a racist?

    That’s one hell of a surgeon you got there…

  429. Even if I had surgery to correct my vision, I would still wear glasses. Did I mention I am cute in glasses? (FU 50)

  430. You people need to comment more quickly. I gave up FB for Lent. 4 days in and I’m having issues. I’ve already read the February new releases. March books don’t drop until next week. I’m lurking FB through Dan’s page and he only has a few friends.

  431. I still can’t see red or green.

    And I had 50k of eye surgery last year.

    sonsabitches

  432. Holy fucking shit. I haven’t looked at Proof of Life in a year or more. That shit is fucking hilarious.

    I love that bacon and FUCK YOU ICE still make the grade. I will say that we need to clean it up and update it. Who’s turn is it to do that?

    I love Cyn’s new SASSY picture. ROOOOOAAAARRR!!!!

    And Michael’s picture is way, WAY too fucking big. It scared me. He needs to be a thumbnail.

    Happy Birthday Michael.

  433. your turn fathead

  434. Wiser,
    No, you would be incorrect, sir.
    It’s just a broader spectrum that the natural lens.
    Also, I can now drive at night.

  435. And I can confirm that Ossobucco is cute. At least standing on a beautiful beach where pretty much everyone looks awesome.

    *runs far, far away*

  436. >>>Also, I can now drive at night.

    COOL!

    Now I know who to call at closing time!

  437. Heh. That was 10# ago. Cyn and I can update next week. From our meat up! Squeeeeee!!!!!!

  438. I also like that “Your Mom” is still included on Proof of Life. Ha!

    Has Dave ever done anything on this blog other than stink it up with his Dorothy Buttface?

    Dave, I’m pretty sure it’s your turn to update the PoL page you giant douche.

    The upside is you can legitimately ask hot chicks to email you pictures of themselves instead of the creepy, parole-violating way that you normally do it.

    I also liked seeing “Ladybug”. There is a proud mailman somewhere. She’s a great young lady.

  439. Speaking of PoL pics, has anyone told you, Rosetta, that those chicks in your pic all look like versions of Amy Pohler?

  440. I’ll shoot you another e-mail about it tomorrow.

    Please send it to my work email. I’m about to burn my gmail to the ground due to the spam. It’s out of fucking control.

    Much like Dave’s hoarding of gas station bathroom pubes.

    .

  441. >> Now I know who to call at closing time!

    We can call a cab. Here’s two bucks.

    >> Has Dave ever done anything on this blog other than stink it up with his Dorothy Buttface?

    No. Also I don’t do bitch work for bitches. You update it, fagola. Or send me a check for the bar tab*

    * which he did by the way, I’m not a total hater.

  442. When I see Mrs Rosetta on FB I forget that we aren’t necessarily WE.

  443. >>>We can call a cab. Here’s two bucks.

    I’ll follow you

  444. >>>>We can call a cab. Here’s two bucks.

    BTW, I never asked…

    How much did you tip him that night?

  445. Speaking of PoL pics, has anyone told you, Rosetta, that those chicks in your pic all look like versions of Amy Pohler?

    No.

    The girl sitting on my lap is Mrs Rosetta’s friend and hairdresser. In real life and I think even in that picture she looks like Heidi Klum to a degree that concerns me greatly.

    She’s also more conservative than I am which is not an easy feat.

    I’m paraphrasing and potentially making this up but my favorite Alexis de Tocqueville quote goes something like this:

    “A great felicity of America is that it excels in smoking hot chicks.”

    Amen.

  446. Heh. All the mutants in Beneath the Planet of the Apes just took off their masks and they all look like Rosetta now.

  447. Amy Pohler is hot-ish. It wasn’t an insult. AP would be much hotter if she wasn’t a flaming moonbat

  448. About 2″.

  449. Mrs Rosetta is a terrible Facebooker. She’s only on there once a month maybe so she sucks as a FB friend.

    I also think she “unfriended” some H2 people recently but hopefully no one takes offense to that. She just wants it to be a family thing.

    Sometimes I regret that I don’t have a Facebook page so I could unfriend all of you from my FaceChimp Wall of Stupid.

  450. Mare can back me up. Gossip sites have Mr Amy Pohler cheating with Kelly Bundy.

  451. Amy Poehler isn’t bad.

    Quick poll.

    Tina Fey. Load HEAT worthy or not?

  452. >> I’ll follow you

    That’d be a mistake.

    cept for the hug and the awesome laughs we had

  453. Amy Pohler is hot-ish. It wasn’t an insult.

    I agree that she’s hot-ish and I didn’t take it as an insult plus you’re correct about the chicks in the picture.

    AP Every hot chick in Hollywood would be much hotter if she wasn’t a flaming moonbat.

    There you go.

  454. Rosie, I saw her comment on a FB mutual friend. All the FB peeps need to return here. *starts watching classic Twilight Zone*

  455. >> Mrs Rosetta is a terrible Facebooker

    Not to me.

  456. Tina Fey. Load HEAT worthy or not?

    Good Lord no.

    *slaps xbrad*

    Are you serious?

    *slaps xbrad*

  457. (Gonna pat myself on the back here, one more time for Rosetta)

    Was chatting on the air with the host of the show I am the the producer for.

    He started talking about the different companies in CT.

    He mentioned Thuli and and asked me if I knew what they made.

    “Yeah, ski racks…. Bike racks….”

    He jokingly said “maybe I can get them to make a large rack to tie you down to.”

    I replied “We’ll, I am a big fan of large racks…”

    And we laughed.

    It was…, a Hostage moment

  458. http://tinyurl.com/b24sxrb

    —————

    It’s “Thule.”

  459. >>>Tina Fey. Load HEAT worthy or not?

    No.

    Can’t get past her bullshit.

    Ugly on the inside overrides pretty on the outside for me.

  460. >>>It’s “Thule.”

    Thank you, hotspur

  461. I’ll be glad when Facebook goes into the dustbin of history which should be in a few years.

    It deserves a slow, painful death that involves face-stomping and being set on fire.

    I can’t help but think that if you have to look at a website to see how many friends you have, we’ve started down a bad road.

    Then again I hate cell phones so what the fuck do I know.

    I think we’re all supposed to live in the same small town and when you want to talk to someone, you go over to their house and knock on the door.

  462. …when you want to talk to someone, you go over to their house and knock on the door.

    The judge said I can’t do that no more.

  463. Was chatting on the air with the host of the show I am the the producer for.

    He started talking about the different companies in CT.

    He mentioned Thuli and and asked me if I knew what they made.

    “Yeah, ski racks…. Bike racks….”

    He jokingly said “maybe I can get them to make a large rack to tie you down to.”

    I replied “We’ll, I am a big fan of large racks…”

    And we laughed.

    It was…, a Hostage moment

    Hahaha. We definitely need to catch up next week. I thought you were still selling drugs to make ends meet.

    WHY DON’T MY PEOPLE KEEP ME INFORMED OF THESE THINGS?

    *remembers he doesn’t have “people”*

  464. I want to live in your town.

    Mostly for Floyd. And Hinky. Somebody’s gotta show him how to throw a slider.

    Which I couldn’t do. I could hire somebody.

    All serial aside, I love you knuckleheads and I have to play guitars at 8am to scare the old ladies at church.

    nitey nite.

  465. >>>I’ll be glad when Facebook goes into the dustbin of history which should be in a few years.

    So, I guess you saw that FB got a $480million+ tax refund, right?

    And BH bought Heinz, putting $100million into John Kerry’s pocket.

    *spit

  466. GOODNIGHT DAVE!!

  467. >>>I think we’re all supposed to live in the same small town and when you want to talk to someone, you go over to their house and knock on the door.

    Bullshit.

    If that was the case, we would have never met.

  468. FU HOMO!

    *I miss you too*

  469. Somebody’s gotta show him how to throw a slider.

    I’m pretty sure you’ve seen this commercial. When I first saw it, I laughed and cried at the exact same time.

    Poor Henry.

  470. I replied “We’ll, I am a big fan of large racks…”

    And we laughed.

    It was…, a Hostage moment

    There was a pause after your rack comment where I imagined the talk show host had a stunned look of “I can’t believe you just said that.” Then the laugh.

  471. Bullshit.
    If that was the case, we would have never met.

    Well that’s true. Of course if we would have never met my liver would last another 8 years.

  472. well, a slider is tough.

    nite kids

  473. ROAMIE!!!!

    I saw your comment on H2 first when I got off the air and I knew I had scored.

    Made me smile all the way home.

  474. So, I guess you saw that FB got a $480million+ tax refund, right?

    I think that’s typical accounting bullshit for companies that have more hype than revenue which means they dole out stock options in lieu of actual cash which isn’t as plentiful. It wasn’t something special for FaceChimp.

    As it does with a lot of things, I think technology will speed up the business life-cycle of Facebook. It will go from a nascent, cutting edge technology to a boring has-been loser in the course of 15 years. That used to take 100 years.

    And BH bought Heinz, putting $100million into John Kerry’s pocket.

    *spit

    I know.. When I heard about that deal I barfed on Floyd which he then licked up.

    I’m switching to Hunt’s ketchup. I’m also thinking about switching to Hunt’s catsup.

  475. (((Squishy hugs))) and good night!

  476. >>>>Well that’s true. Of course if we would have never met my liver would last another 8 years.

    You probably wouldn’t have a son either..

    Oh ….

    Sorry…

    We should talk…..

  477. G’night, y’all

  478. L to R: wiserbride, wiserbud

    http://tinyurl.com/7yn3otf

    Goodnight scum.

    http://tinyurl.com/cjue23b

  479. New Poat


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