Ahhhh, Valentine’s Day. The day that all women look forward to with unrealistic expectations and all men dread.
THANK YOU, HALLMARK!!!
Tell me how you like it, bitch. yeah, that’s right… tell me I’ve got the bigge…
Oh.. sorry. got a little off track there.
Anyway, Valentine’s Day is here again and women all over the country are being horribly disappointed by their significant others because .. I guess mowing the lawn and paying the mortgage and cooking dinner even when they’re not working late and helping with the household chores and basically being there instead of being where they really want to be… doesn’t say “I Love You” and “You’re Special to Me” the same way this does:
Yeah, baby.. look at how big it is… You like that? Huh, you like how…
Ooops… sorry. Got off track again there… Sorry.
Seriously, this is a ridiculous holiday. It creates more problems that it solves. It’s bad enough to be single on this day, but you are in a relationship, for some reason companies think they can sell their stupid crap to stupid men to give to stupid women who are then going to hate their stupid men for giving them stupid crap.
oooooooh, baby….. No no no…. don’t take it off…. I like furry…..
Anyway, Happy “Worst Holiday Ever Created” Day, everyone.
How about a joke thread?
Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Ever?
BONUS VALENTINES DAY SONG!
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