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Moar coffee nao thanks
Morning Jimbro Dave Carin Roamy MJ Leon Jay!
morning cyn!
*fills Cyn’s coffee IV
This is probably not new info for you but when searching lemonbeardickpunch all roads lead to the H2. We own that term!
http://tinyurl.com/b39v2jx
Haha. Lemon Face Smiley Bear.
Oh, man. I just had an idea that would have been awesome last year.
Why not run an ad that shows Obama calling Hillary ‘likable enough’ and Sarah Palin a ‘pig.’
That would have ended the WoW crap. And it’s bipartisan!
Is that term at Urban Dictionary yet? It should go right next to OFB & Tittyweb.
http://tinyurl.com/a3qdwtq
“Rhetoric can’t disguise emptiness at heart of Obama’s presidency “
That’s precious that you think we could actually get that narrative out, MJ.
*pats MJ on the head and gives him a lemonbear lollipop*
‘morning children.
http://youtu.be/n2uaz3Qr1W0
Trailer for Keith Lemon. I’m amazed I’ve never heard of this low brow moronic comedy.
Stupid funnyjunk site doesn’t like its stuff linked. Fuck you deleted!
Besides; LemonBearSmileyFace stands on its own, don’t you agree?!
Time to face my own surly braces bears this morn. And I’m thrilled.
This post has been updated like a mofo.
HAHA!
*throws up in my mouth a little bit*
Great linkie Roamy. Copied and sent along to my fellow bitter clingers. In my head I read it in a Scottish accent, so, bonus!
Why is Lemon Bear Dick Punch not a tag on this poat? It’s a disgrace to Tittyweb Jenkins.
MJ knows She Man.
Here’s my shocked face…
It was a good read. I linked it with some other pieces at my place.
It was funny because she was making faces during her entire dance number. They were one of the reasons it looked – to me-like a pole dance routine.
I sure hope Ms. Pretentious Brit weighs in. I’m sure she’s a climate change fan, too.
I’m a fan of climate change. Michigan is too cold.
It’s almost 40 here today, so I can’t complain.
It’ll be 40 here on Monday, then the rain melts the snow. Then we freeze again and make Tuesday morning fun fun fun.
On the other hand, I don’t see any daily temps in the forecast below 26 for the next 10 days, so maybe that giant rat was right about an early Spring.
Raining pretty steadily here. If it was snow, we’d have close to 6-7 inches.
Yay rain!
Hola Hostages
Morning Vmax, how’s the temp under the overpass?
They’re predicting hurricane force winds + two feet of snow, possibly up to four feet for some lucky winners. Widespread outages expected.
wheeeeeee!
I can’t bring myself to click on the “Panetta proposes military pay cut,” link, would one of you give me a short outline of the proposal?
And is it just me or has anyone else NOT heard about other government employees taking a pay cut?
We’re in the “up to 24 inches of snow depth” band as well.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…………..
Did the government pay freeze expire? I seem to remember something about that.
Nope, he wants it to expire.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2012/12/30/obama-biden-congress-pay-freeze/1799011/
It was nice this AM Leon lower 70′s and a glorious sunrise filled with low red / orange / golden clouds with a south wind and a projected high of 80
I think pay cuts should start with Congress, Amtrack, and USPS.
If the fall of Rome taught us anything, it should be: pay the soldiers.
Mare:
The military pay cut is a limit in the raises proposed for FY14 to 1%.
The federal workforce can receive pay increases, regardless of performance above that level.
My guess is that its typical budget gimmickry to satisfy the sequester, but won’t come to pass because it is for the following budget year beginning in Oct 13.
Hurricane force winds and 2 feet of snow?
*puts away my complaint register*
Does NE snowmageddon have a name yet?
Let’s name is Michelle.
is- it
My guess is that its typical budget gimmickry to satisfy the sequester, but won’t come to pass because it is for the following budget year beginning in Oct 13.
Or, as Luther said:
From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 184 of Luther’s Works, Vol. 31
And nope, that is not like Stuff Jefferson Said. It’s a real quote.
Happy Birthday, Michael
Snowing hard here now.
Speaking of birthdays, I need Pepe’s and Geo. Orwell’s to add to the B-day page. I don’t need/want/care about the year. TYIA.
I’m walking on sunshine here now.
Yay rain!
In his day, Luther also encountered people like J’ames:
From Against Hanswurst, pg. 185 of Luther’s Works, Vol. 41
Snowing hard here now.
I almost forgot, Luther knew people like Dave as well:
From Against the Roman Papacy, an Institution of the Devil, pg. 281 of Luther’s Works, Vol. 41
Never trust people with two first names.
–John Knox, The Book of Common Prayer, on Martin Luther
I’m walking on sunshine here now.
Um, Cyn:
From Against Hanswurst, pg. 211 of Luther’s Works, Vol. 41
MJ:
From The Bondage of the Will, pg. 236 of Luther’s Works, Vol. 33
Is there a name for Beyonce’s wrinkly skin on her inner thighs?
MOM!!! Michael is drunk already this morning!!
WhooHoo
I just had a pre interview interview for a position in Charlotte NC.
So MJ’s into bondage, huh?
Just to wrap this up, Luther also had in mind people like Scott and Laura who seek out exotic foods and recipes that are unlike the official tuna noodle casserole diet:
From Against Latomus, pg. 223 of Luther’s Works, Vol. 32
Cool, VMan! I’ve got a couple of cousins who live in Charlotte (my mom’s family is from NC).
Fingers crossed!
Fingers and everything crossed, V.
You can read some more here:
Lutheran Insulter
a who seek out exotic foods and recipes that are unlike the official tuna noodle casserole diet:
You pant after the garlic and melons of Egypt and have already long suffered from perverted tastes.
You’re just going to encourage them, Micheal.
Um, no.
I am excited, but Cyn is surely tied in knots with all the crossing she has been doing for me
Thanks TiF
I like this one:
Fun site, Michael! Thanks for the link -
From my mom:
Why is Michael trying to ruin the H2?
WHY?????
Why do locusts swarm?
Ahh, xbrad brings the zen wisdom. Well done, grasshopper.
Did someone already ask if Michael is drunk?
Holy Crap!! There are a lot of studs in this picture.
WINNER!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275064/U-S-marines-pushed-limit-brutal-training-exercise-South-Korean-ski-resort.html
Former manager got back to me and seemed happy to hear from me, but also suggested I use the front door.
I’ll probably spend 4 hours writing my cover letter. Well, 15 minutes writing it and 3.75 hours re-writing it.
Our fighting forces deserve a lot better than the CiC and political hack leaders they have now.
Kick butt, Leon.
I’m actually considering pushing this post down just to get a fresh start on the comments. We went from a hilarious thread last night to…this.
6AM
Mrs MJ: Why are you laughing?
MJ: Rosetta is funny.
Mrs MJ: Who is Rosetta.
MJ: Exactly.
Mrs MJ: You’re an idiot.
MJ: What?
Mrs MJ: You’re an idiot.
MJ: What? I can’t hear you from the bedroom. I’m eating granola for breakfast.
Mrs MJ: YOU’RE AN IDIOT.
MJ: It’s granola. WTF?
Mrs MJ: No. You’re an idiot for laughing at that stupid blog.
MJ: (pretends he can’t hear) WHAT?
Mrs MJ: NEVERMIND!
MJ: Hahahahahhahaha.
Trudy: (confused pug look)
MJ: Correct, Trudy. Correct.
Why do flys suddenly appear
Ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you.
Why do birds fall down from the sky
Ev’ry time you walk by?
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you.
Why is homeland security buying 22 million rounds to drive up costs? If certainly is not for “our” benefit.
Mare, exercises in South Korea, while including valuable military training, often also have a strong PR aspect to them. Obviously, most of those pictures were staged for the consumption of the ROK population.
When I call my wife a towel, she calls me a sweater.
Totally got that brad, considering “pictures were being taken.” My comment was about the studs in the picture, if they chose only the especially fit guys, their PR worked….for me.
MJ’s family theater is a lot like Mare’s family theater. Including the confused look on the pets.
I think they are calling it Clusterfluff 2013.
I saw convoys of tree trimming trucks streaming into the state today.
Looks like they are expecting lots of bad things to happen.
Workout finished. Man, it’s tough to get motivated on crappy days.
That’s an EXCELLENT name, Scott.
Push away, MJ. No worries here.
Sun’s out here, I might need to start something lengthy and go stand in it for a few.
Someone dropped off a carton here.
W Family Business Theater
a young lady places a carton on the shop table, exchanges pleasantries, and leaves
lauraw: (after the door closes behind the young lady) Holy cigarette stink, Batman! Do you smell that?!
scott: (nods)
lauraw: It’s strong, even though she was way over there, too.
scott: It might be her box.
lauraw: Hey, I wasn’t *that* close to her.
scott: (frowns and refuses to crack a smile while lauraw laughs at her own joke)
lauraw: Oh, come on. No? Nothing?
scott: (ignores her)
I got three hours of sleep last night, had a good workout class and just (11:50) had an awesome breakfast of bacon, sausage and eggs.
Now it’s time to insult people.
scott: It might be her box.
lauraw: Hey, I wasn’t *that* close to her.
Hahaha I don’t care who you are, that right there is funny.
For a fat girl, Mare, at least you don’t have thigh gap.
Well, this ruined breakfast:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/mom-kisses-son-passes-drugs-578241
Thigh gap = insufficient squatting/nutrition to create proper hiney anyhow.
I did so many lunges/squats today that I was shaking after class.
And during class.
Crazy shit going on in SoCal this morning.
Any Oregonians looking for baked goods…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2272429/Aaron-Klein-complaint-Baker-refuses-make-wedding-cake-lesbian-couple-calls-abominations-unto-Lord.html?ICO=most_read_module
So long as you didn’t start any of it, Sean. You seeing any action?
So, what kinda crazy shit, Sean? I haven’t seen any mobs or anything yet.
scott: (frowns and refuses to crack a smile while lauraw laughs at her own joke)
Don’t you hate when people do that?
*smashes cymbal
So, what kinda crazy shit, Sean? I haven’t seen any mobs or anything yet.
Ex-LAPD cop shot a college basketball coach and her fiance, then killed a cop. He’s now on the run.
Apparently he was fired for filing a false report in 2009 after reporting that his training sergeant kicked a schitzophrenic man.
I have a thigh gap. Don’t want one, but months of nausea caused it. Managed to eat a Nathans hot dog yesterday SYWM.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/inland_empire&id=8983695
There are lots of updates there. On the news right now, they’re saying he may be holed up in some sort of lodging for military personnel in San Diego, but due to the intensity of the situation, this guy seems to be all over the place.
Oh, that. That’s not especially crazy.
Sounds like Thursday in LA to me too.
scott: (frowns and refuses to crack a smile while lauraw laughs at her own joke)
He was just jealous that Lauraw made the joke.
Managed to eat a Nathans hot dog yesterday SYWM.
Doesn’t seem like it’s MWM that’s the problem here.
*zing!
Though I guess a double homicide in Irvine, just about the safest city in America, is newsish.
He was just jealous that Lauraw made the joke.
He was probably confused, as women are generally not funny.
Sean, is this the guy you’re talking about?
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2013/02/07/suspected-la-cop-killer-posted-pro-obama-pro-gun-control-leftist-rant-on-the-web/
You know, I’ve lived here pretty much my entire life, and while there’s plenty of violence, I don’t think I ever remember a maniac rogue ex-cop hunting other cops and their family members.
Perhaps I was hung over all the other times that’s happened.
Sean, how did you not see Maniac Cop 1, 2, and 3, starring Robert Davi and Claudia Christian?
Documentaries. Okay, there was some literary license taken (Maniac Cop was an undead horror resurrected after being wrongly imprisoned and killed by inmates) but the story was basically the same otherwise.
That’s the guy, wiser. Although he also apparently said something about how Fareed Zakaria should be deported, so there’s that.
http://youtu.be/hAkb0cNsf0I
Documentaries.
Although he also apparently said something about how Fareed Zakaria should be deported, so there’s that.
so he’s not totally out of his mind then….
A cop fired for filing a false report? Bullsh– oh, he filed it against a “fellow officer”. I get it.
oh Michael….
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/07/16882169-lutheran-pastor-apologizes-for-taking-part-in-sandy-hook-service?lite=
We don’t need to ban guns. We need to ban guns in the hands of Obama/Feinstein supporters.
Possibly me in college:
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTV9T4YN9kZnj3CLJIxTDOt3dE_UbTgz3vcsHtxNyDspSF5gp0ew
I was reading about that earlier, Sean – apparently the coach that he killed was the daughter of the guy in the LAPD that he holds responsible for firing him; her fiance (in the car with her at the time of the shooting) was collateral damage.
He put out a rambling manifesto – a real nut.
Looking at his picture, I’m thinking this might be a case of ‘roid rage…..
Leon, MFM?
I know this super highway
This bright familiar sun
I guess that I’m the lucky one
Who wrote that tired sea song. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sea3lnVgyrY
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/feature?section=news/local/orange_county&id=8983607
http://www.crimefilenews.com/2013/02/fired-lapd-officer-obama-lover-and.html
Note where the first link ends.
Leon, MFM?
You said to SYWM about you eating a wiener, so I suggested that it was not my WM that was the problem.
And now you’ve made it not funny.
Jesus, he rambles on and on there at the end. He even throws a “KCCO” in there.
Teresa, “roid rage” is a feminist-supported myth. Don’t perpetuate it.
Roids don’t make you angry, but sometimes angry, unbalanced people take steroids. Most men with high T levels are actually nicer, more likely to deal fairly with others, and report much lower levels of depression and anxiety than the general population. “Roid rage” is of a piece with demonizing anything seen as traditionally masculine.
“Vegan rage” has a hell of a lot more science behind it.
Nice of the Torrance cops to light up a Toyota Tacoma when the suspect is said to be in a Nissan Titan.
The lesson there is Buy American. Or, perhaps, Get a Horse.
I bought American. I drive a Camry. Most American car in its class.
I’ve had it up to here with your “facts,” leon.
We have a horse, but none of us have met her.
Saw that, XB – lawsuit time and rightly so.
I drive a Ford. . . no, not a white Bronco( MAAAARE!).
Heh.
http://pbfcomics.com/256/
“I’ve had it up to here with your “facts,” leon.”
Oh man, that made me laugh.
Sean I’d like to buy you a Dr Pepper.
Thank you, mare. But did you know that Diet Dr Pepper tastes more like Regular?
Leon, did you see the article at Marks Daily Apple (I think) about low T and the relationship to a low fat diet. Insufficient fat to make cholesterol and in turn Testosterone…or something like that.
It actually explains a lot in our society.
Shoot, I drink Diet Dr Pepper (when I have a soft drink) but couldn’t remember which you drank.
Diet Dr Pepper it is!
I stand corrected, Leon – thanks for the heads-up.
It would be interesting to know if he was on any medication for his depression – I’ve known more than one person who has had a severely adverse reaction to one or more medications that (for whatever reason) didn’t work with their biochemistry and made things worse, not better.
Lost a friend to Lexapro a few years back (and yet my sister took it for over 10 years with no problems).
I’d snort steroids if I could. Science is for pussies and working out takes up WAY too much time.
*orders horse tranquilizers, vagina deodorant, oh, and steroids
Link, please, Mare – I’d like to read that one!
We are ready.
2 tanks of propane
Full tank of home heating fuel
30-60 days of wood
5500 watt generator
30 gallons of gas
food
booze
Bring it.
Mj, I have some Deer antler fuzz that had done wonders for my side burns.
Teresa, your wish is my command:
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/how-to-increase-testosterone-naturally/#axzz2KFNqcTjw
Exercise is for SUCKERS!
I’d snort steroids if I could. Science is for pussies and working out takes up WAY too much time.
Now, THAT, Alanis, is ironic.
Scott, how much water? That’s the only weakness I see in your plan.
xbrad, he said he had booze, what’s your point?
How did you know it was me Sean?
Is it my obsession with Joey from Full House?
xbrad, he said he had booze, what’s your point?
I’m not gonna use bourbon to flush the toilet.
If you were from another planet (not entirely ruled out) and you read this blog/chat room, you would think several conflicting thoughts at once.
Humans are stupid.
Humans need more hobbies.
Humans enjoy cooking, gardening, and alcohol and large breasts.
Michael ruins blogs
Humans have varied yet sick interests.
Who is Shirlena?
Three words, MJ: Cut. It. Out.
Melt snow to flush the toilet.
It’s just about impossible for us to lose water Brad.
Large reservoirs on top of a mountain. Gravity fed.
Yeah, plus, if we really got desperate, we can probably figure out how to extract water from snow somehow.
*consults science manual*
Thanks for the link, Mare ♥♥♥
*applies for government grant to study snow-water conversion.
Bullets, Laura?
(Someone has to convert the
dumb liberalsgrasshoppers who didn’t plan ahead into food and/or fuel, right?)*invents vodka snow
*applies for government grant to study snow-water conversion.*
Just remember: Don’t eat/drink the yellow snow.
I think I saw snow-water conversion open for Earth Wind and Fire in 78 at the Filmore
Mare, I hadn’t seen the article at MDA. The androgen/dietary-fat connection comes up a lot in the literature and in studies. I think I first read about it in Four Hour Body, actually. Best way to raise a man’s testosterone level is a ribeye (at a tittay bar, but that goes without saying).
I have noticed that I’m a lot harder to piss off after big steak.
I’d snort steroids if I could. Science is for pussies and working out takes up WAY too much time.
You’d still have to work out. It would be much more productive and you’d recover like Wolverine, but you’d still have to lift.
You’d be surprised how much energy it takes to convert snow to water.
You’d be surprised how much energy it takes to convert snow to water.
Down here, we just leave it out in the sun for a couple of days…..
*ducks and runs*
” … had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls…”
I need wine. We don’t have enough wine.
I’m not gonna use bourbon to flush the toilet.
That’s what scotch is for….
“*invents vodka snow”
Decides to hire MJ for no apparent reason.
FOR GOD’S SAKE GET WINE, LAURA!!
I hated just hearing that,
It hurt to type it, Mare.
I need wine. We don’t have enough wine.
Next time, stock grain alcohol and grape juice along with the other supplies. They have other uses, or can be blended at the right ratio to approximate box wine.
Leon, I’m kind of interested (because I have two daughters) why there are so many femmy (not necessarily gay but femmy) guys. Just wondering about America’s diet in general.
That’s what scotch
tequilais for….Can’t stand tequila.
Random thought. Is increasing intolerance for grains and other food products a result of vastly increased use of anti-biotics that kill gut bacteria?
So dickbrain wasn’t around to make a “gutsy” call.
DOUCHE!
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/panetta-obama-absent-night-benghazi_700405.html
I have made unfortunate choices drinking tequila, for example, drinking too much of it.
Right there with you, Mare. There are a crapload of xenoestrogens surrounding us most of the time, and the diet most men eat doesn’t let them make androgens at a normal rate, or increases their estrogen level too much for the androgens to matter. All the statin drugs depress T, etc.
I’d say it was some sort of brilliant conspiracy, but it’s working too well. It has to be by accident.
You’d still have to work out. It would be much more productive and you’d recover like Wolverine, but you’d still have to lift.
—————-
See Sean’s comment from above.
“I’d say it was some sort of brilliant conspiracy, but it’s working too well. It has to be by accident.”
I swear to you, I had that exact thought.
I tend to make leaps from observations to reading a few things to conclusions in my own mind. Not scientific but regularly, expensive and exhaustive research proves my hypothesis.
Leon, I’m kind of interested (because I have two daughters) why there are so many femmy (not necessarily gay but femmy) guys. Just wondering about America’s diet in general.
It’s not just their diet, it’s the conditioning that they get from society in general. Boys aren’t allowed to be boys from a young age, and instead are subtly encouraged to behave like girls.
Tequila is the reason most babies are conceived.
True fact.
See Sean’s comment from above.
I know, I’m a humorless fuarktard. Someday I’ll grow up to be Hotspur or Michael.
Tequila is the reason most babies are conceived.
No argument from me.
Boys aren’t allowed to be boys from a young age
War on Men!
It’s just like the War on Women! except, you know, actually happening.
Random thought. Is increasing intolerance for grains and other food products a result of vastly increased use of anti-biotics that kill gut bacteria?
I’d also put some of it on the lack of parasites, who often inhibit allergies in their host, as well as the variety of food available which allows for people with certain food allergies to survive into adulthood. When all you have to eat is bread, a wheat allergy is a death sentence. Nowadays, it’s an inconvenience.
Tequila is the reason most babies are conceived.
True fact.
“We named him as a symbol of our love.”
“Jose?”
We know the parasite issue is part of what causes heart disease. Men and post-menopausal women have no way of losing iron. Throughout most of human history, we were fighting internal parasites for heme, so we didn’t develop a way to excrete it other than bleeding. The buildup of iron can cause damage to smooth muscle (read cardiac muscle).
Donate blood if you can, as often as you can.
I agree Colorado Alex.
Tequila is the reason most Texan babies are conceived.
FTFY – around here, I think it is Gin, or Sam Adams.
Donate blood if you can, as often as you can.
I just play with a lot of power tools.
About the conditioning.
The whole, boys can’t play football, tag, chase, throw balls, yell, fight, run…it’s just stupid and unnatural.
My girls are more “masculine” than a lot of guys they know. Meaning sports, strength, resourcefulness, willing to try new adventures, etc..
It’s weird and sad.
Someday I’ll link a picture of my girls on POL to show, they are VERY attractive, feminine girls, it just doesn’t take much to be more manly than a lot of guys they know.
Oh, and I use the term “manly” as a compliment to men.
The really sad thing is, Mare is in Texas.
Mare,
Another problem is the rise of birth control. Women on BC have been shown to be attracted to more effeminite men than they would be off of BC. You have generations of young women who have their hormones messed with from age 17 to age 30.
Actually, león, we moved here after the girls moved out of the house. High school graduation.
CA has another truth. The Pill makes women like men like Alan Alda.
Fortunately, this probably takes the Aldas out of the gene pool.
“Women on BC have been shown to be attracted to more effeminite men than they would be off of BC.”
Very interesting (to me). I often wonder why women are dating certain guys who look femmy, it’s weird to me. Was NEVER attracted to that.
Random thought. Is increasing intolerance for grains and other food products a result of vastly increased use of anti-biotics that kill gut bacteria?
In the case of wheat intolerance, it probably has more to do with wheat being hybridized back in the 1940′s/50′s. While there is no doubt that the changes made did a lot to prevent starvation in 3rd world countries, it is possible that those same changes caused some adverse reactions as well.
Of course, the “experts” claiming that a high-grain diet is best has probably exacerbated problems that might not have shown up otherwise.
I seem to recall being told to only eat 2 servings of bread/grains a day back when I was in school – now the recommendation is 6-10 servings of grains a day.
Just visited WA state and of course this is anecdotal but, there are a lot more attractive men here (Texas) than WA…..by far. With of course H2 men as exceptions.
I’m not a humorless fuarktard.
Very interesting (to me). I often wonder why women are dating certain guys who look femmy, it’s weird to me. Was NEVER attracted to that.
What’s sad is that it probably explains why some women suddenly fall “out of love” with their partner. They went off the pill to get pregnant, and suddenly they’re chemistry is out of whack from what it was before.
In fairness, I wasn’t manly until a few years ago. I credit Barack Obama. No, I really do. My fear of what was to come spurred me as nothing else possibly could have.
fucktard
I’m not a humorless fuarktard.
You’re right. You’re not humorless.
Washington has been going downhill since I left in ’85.
Well, at least Republicans have made political inroads into the Washington state Senate. As to the brand of Republican, one would guess the Massachusetts kind. . .
MCPO, most of WA, geographically, is fairly conservative. It’s King County (Seattle) that overwhelms the rest of the state.
They think Dorner may be up in Big Bear.
Big Bear? Not Lemon Bear?
Okay. Gotta go buy beer and chips and bring in a few armloads of firewood before the big storm.
Don’t burn the place down while I’m gone.
It’s a vacation community in the mountains east of LA.
Big Bear Nixon Queef
I’m not a humorless fuarktard.
That’s your opinion. Wanna put that to a vote?
Not blaming you. Sheesh. You live in Michigan.
Has anyone figured this out yet?
DHS Purchases 21.6 Million More Rounds of Ammunition An approximation of how many rounds of ammunition the DHS has now secured over the last 10 months stands at around 1.625 billion.
To put that in perspective, during the height of active battle operations in Iraq, US soldiers used 5.5 million rounds of ammunition a month. Extrapolating the figures, the DHS has purchased enough bullets over the last 10 months to wage a full scale war for almost 30 years.
From American Digest.
They just want to keep ammunition out of the hands of the peasantry.
Our neighbor (the gunsmith) mentioned that one other thing that is contributing to all of these shortages is the fact that a LOT of agencies were moved under the aegis of the DOJ/Executive Branch.
NOAA is now part of the DOJ, and they stocked up on guns and ammo – why weather people need either one of those in an official capacity is beyond me…..
It’s one of these, I’m guessing:
A) some liberal fucktard donor owns an ammunition company
B) the rounds are being purchased and destroyed
C) the rounds are going to the ME
D) the SCOAMF does a lot of skeeting
E) there’s a big ‘ol pile of bullets somewheres
F) MJ needs a glass of wine
F) MJ needs a glass of
wineether & a sock monkey with a hidden gusset.I remember when they ran that ad in Playboy. I was much too young to be reading it, but I remember the ad.
Are you mocking me, Sticky Dickface?
Scott thinks these OMGOMGOMG IT’S GONNA SNOW news reports are a conspiracy by Big Bread and Big Milk.
I think it’s actually Big Liquor
Next time, stock grain alcohol and grape juice along with the other supplies. They have other uses, or can be blended at the right ratio to approximate box wine.
Obviously, agiledog has seen Mr. Roberts a few times.
Thanks for the ideas.
I don’t trust my own government….great, just great.
I was just suggesting you might need something a little stronger than wine.
Speaking of which, I should have bought something stronger than wine. Storm’s gonna kill us.
http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=03104
Afternoon.
Can’t stand tequila. – xbrad
http://tinyurl.com/d7ag8xl
I was just suggesting you might need something a little stronger than wine.
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I was totally kidding and really just wanted to type Sticky Dickface so I could laugh like a princess.
Mare’s perfect date:
http://tinyurl.com/9sl9738
Hey Jew. Sorry about your grandma. That really stinks.
Hey there, Jewstin.
Sorry about your grandmother, man.
The answer was F, in case you were wondering.
http://i.imgur.com/zB1Ylbs.jpg
Can’t stand tequila. – xbrad
http://tinyurl.com/d7ag8xl
hahahaha
MJ and Hotspur blow each other and sip chardonnay, and you’re worried that I prefer bourbon over tequila?
Wiser, you may be on to something.
MJ and Hotspur blow each other and sip chardonnay, and you’re worried that I prefer bourbon over tequila?
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Xbrad and Beyonce had a baby:
http://is.gd/nRMVUI
MJ and Hotspur blow each other and sip chardonnay, and you’re worried that I prefer bourbon over tequila?
I do not have a problem with gays.
People who hate on tequila suck.
http://tinyurl.com/cq7pcfa
Storm’s gonna kill us.
http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=03104
Heh, I put in my town and in the small script it said “THO season”
Around here we usually call them ‘party hats.’
But that is not true, anyway. THO season is Fall and Spring. In deep Winter we’re wearing too many layers and heavy sweaters.
See, I would have thought that xbrad would be a huge fan of tequila.
http://tinyurl.com/blhkybq
THO?
Considering I live here, why have I never heard of this season before?
Do we get presents?
Sorta
Bourbon and tequila, a pictorial:
http://is.gd/DltJkW
http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=92211
I’m wholly in favor of women drinking tequila and making poor choices.
Just don’t expect me to drink it.
Seriously, what is THO?
Tornadoes, hurricanes and ocelots?
Just don’t expect me to drink it.
Well, anything that gets you to keep your clothes on, I am fully in favor of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2700em-JQ
heh. since I got my smoker, I am on the Bass Pro Shops e-mail list.
I just got an e-mail from them with the subject line “Shop Our Valentine Lingerie”
Yep, when I think lingerie, I think Bass Pro Shops
Xbrad and Beyonce had a baby:
http://is.gd/nRMVUI
LOL
Yep, when I think lingerie, I think Bass Pro Shops
I’m thinking camo pattern with lots of buckles and cargo pouches.
Which is, hawt.
Big pair of work boots, and a skimpy flannel nightie. With a tool belt slung on the hips.
Big pair of work boots, and a skimpy flannel nightie. With a tool belt slung on the hips.
*whistles
Daddy like… daddy like….
Dorner is up in the mountains now?
This is where he steals a National Guard truck and heads back into town.
Big pair of work boots, and a skimpy flannel nightie. With a tool belt slung on the hips.
Did you all know that Lauraw plays with a pink dolly at work?
She does! I saw it today!
I never really considered Lauraw to be the girly-girl type, but seriously? A pink dolly?
It looks just like this, except it’s pink.
http://tinyurl.com/bj337lb
I work with an electrical contractor who paints all their heavy equipment, job boxes, and tools hot pink. Nobody wants to steal it.
That’s not a Dolly.
http://tinyurl.com/abggfng
Nobody wants to steal it.
Lauraw would.
I called her up a couple of years ago to ask her if I could connect my VOIP phone to her router at the store to get it configured, as it wasn’t happening on mine.
me: Hi Lauraw. Do you have a router?
Lauraw: yes I do.
me: Ya think I could borrow it?
Lauraw: Ummm, sure.
me: Cool, I’ll come right down.
Lauraw: Ummm, I don’t have it here. It’s at home, in the garage.
me: Garage? Why is your router in your garage?
Lauraw: ’cause that’s where we do all our woodworking…
me: ……….
Pink Dolly:
http://is.gd/iNPmZU
Laura does woodworking?
Hawt!!!
Hahahaha
PJM just posted a very disturbing photo of herself on FaceFuck.
PJM just posted a very disturbing photo of herself on FaceFuck.
I’ll see if I can find a 14-year-old girl around who still uses facebook to show it to me.
Oh, shut it.
Slowpoke.
Is everyone enjoying Black History Month 2013?
Is everyone enjoying Black History Month 2013?
I’m stealing BiW’s idea and putting up quotes from Margaret Sanger.
It must suck for liberals when their heroes can be exposed as genocidal racists.
Civilized.
“Keep supporting Planned Parenthood, they’re working on the last 40%.”
“Doing what the Klan never could – for every 100 black babies born in NYC, 162 are aborted.”
I love to watch libs go into contortions when you point out that the klan was founded by democrats.
My daughter’s school has a Black History Month program, so I’ll get my comeuppance in a couple of weeks.
The klan was a peaceful organization protecting the minority opinion of slave holders.
o/0
FFS
The Nazis were a peaceful organization protecting the interests of non-jewish bankers and merchants.
The Khans were a minority group protecting the rights of skeet shooters.
So, MJ, when we were blowing each other and sipping Chardonnay, did you pick up the tab?
Cover letter complete. I think. I’m actually pretty happy with it.
I used “ardent”. Too word-nerdy?
Zerlina!
Lose ardent.
So, MJ, when we were blowing each other and sipping Chardonnay, did you pick up the tab?
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First, I don’t sip Chardonnay. Second, you’re blowing me. There’s no turn around.
Ardent means passionate. Lose it.
I’m not blowing you. I have a bad back and can’t bend down that far, even on my knees.
I’m not blowing you. I have an aversion to grey pubes.
Hahahaha
Okay, that was funny.
I was looking for a synonym for “enthusiastic”.
Gross.
“earnest”?
Leon is working on his resume.
Action words.
Gross x 10.
Whorish would work.
Action oriented. Delivered. Results obtained. Dicks sucked.
Ok, that last one was a biography of Leon.
Poles smoked.
Chickens fucked.
Substitute sloppy drunk for enthusiastic.
Hell, you should just let us write it.
I don’t get THO season.
Substitute hugging the porcelain teddy bear for sloppy drunk.
Tornados Hurricanes Obama
Nobody gets THO
Spitting in Technicolor
You know, I’m starting to think that asking here was a mistake.
I mean, it would be like asking Rosetta to do your taxes.
THO=The Hirsute Orangutan
“I am pitching a tent just thinkin’ about workin’ for you fuckers.”
Did anybody subpoena anybody else’s banking records today?
Someone wants to sip chardonnay with you.
Blowie? Depends on if you’re picking up the tab
http://tinyurl.com/a6mh767
Leon, “thrilled”, “willing”, “intent”.
At the point where resume says ‘inclusive team work,’ you just say that you can fit three balls in your mouth from three different cocks.
I saw Thrilled, Willing, and Intent open for Crosby, Stills, and Nash in 1974.
Bill Cosby opened for the Marshall Tucker Band?
Awesome.
Thanks Roamy. I think “earnest” fits better in context, but I worry because most modern readers mistake it for “honest”. I am honest, but I’m not trying to say that.
Also, I can’t say “thrilled” any more than I can dance with my hands above my head.
http://www.thenlpcompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hendrix.jpg
I’ve never written a resume.
I cheated & looked it up. I was much happier not knowing, because it’s just not very good.
“Those Huge Obelisks”
Just tell them you are willing to suck dick for pay.
Cut through the bullshit, already.
I’ve never written a resume.
I have to maintain one for my current job. There’s irony here. That part I’m solid on, I had a friend who’s been in a hiring position give mine the once-over.
Just tell them you are willing to suck dick for pay.
See, if I say that, it’s a lie. I know it works for you, but I can’t do it.
At the point where resume says ‘inclusive team work,’ you just say that you can fit three balls in your mouth from three different cocks.
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Is that even possible?
Other good power words: “On the down low” means you’re good at keeping secrets. “Hot to trot” = you are always looking for new opportunities.
It is for MJ.
Leon gets new job, quits old job, is served restraining order from hot science girl, loses new job…………….
She won’t have me restrained. She’s fun, we’ve hung out together away from the office, I went to her birthday party last year.
Anything is possible, jim. You just have to believe in yourself and need money real bad.
Leon is willing to suck dicks for free.
MJ and Mare are the same person.
Leon, use “solutions” a lot
Anything is possible, jim. You just have to believe in yourself and need money real bad.
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Coach?
“Those Huge Obelisks”
New name for BBF?
If she won’t have you restrained, maybe you can restrain her…..
She’s married, two kids, I’m married, two horses.
It’s not happenin’.
Stuck watching Glee to pretend i am “spending time with the family.”
If I wasn’t interested in owning a gun before, I am now.
I saw Those Huge Obelisks open for Clapton at Blossom in 72
I only read BBF for the articles.
Testicular Huguenot Optomotrists
The Newtown Student Choir will be performing at the Grammys next.
*sigh
Maybe they’ll even get a Grammy… I mean, why not?
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in.
I’m married, two horses.
See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?
Cannibalistic!
Humanoid!
I tried to read this thread and make sense of it. . .
http://tinyurl.com/ak497vq
Whether you like it or not, this will be linked several times a week:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/monday-dar-23.jpg
I’m just teasing Leon, cheating is bad, bad, bad………….
Indeed. Also, I’m not very tempting. Too short.
I was emailing one of my good friends today and I sent him the Dorothy Buttface picture.
http://tinyurl.com/b4g7yz4
His comment:
“I feel sorry for the very next Dorothy.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
LULZ.
***BUUURRRRPPP!!!!**
Leftover stir fry.
Off to a meeting. Try not to singe each other’s hair while I’m gone.
Mrs. Caruthers — unlike you hosers — had some constructive suggestions for my cover letter. Now I get to try and sleep on it and then send it in the AM.
Howdy Rosie!
Isn’t mandatory liability insurance for firearms owners akin to a poll tax for voters?
Rosetta – Shaved your ass for that, did you?
Leon shoot me a email I have a 100K plus recruiter coaching me on resume’s and cover letters. You might adapt one of mine. I have only been out of work for 3 years. I have more interviews with her recommendations than my own.
Hot Air Balloon, bitches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMgPngFqGw&feature=youtu.be
Never mind Leon I sent you my recommendations.
That was pretty cool. Open bar + hot air balloon rides.
Thanks, Vmax, but I think it’s solid at this point.
If I don’t get at least an interview at this point, it means I unwittingly burned a bridge 12 years ago and I should stop bothering these people.
Is everyone enjoying Black History Month 2013?
I’m stealing BiW’s idea and putting up quotes from Margaret Sanger.
Just got here but……..Comedy! Fucking! Gold!!!!
Good enough
I am out
http://tinyurl.com/a55u9gx
MJ, Trudy has a message for you:
http://tinyurl.com/bb5kr5s
I found one of Mare’s baby pictures:
http://tinyurl.com/ahoxn5s
I need a substitute for ibuprofen. Need something for the days when the sciatica kicks my ass.
Aleve
And a good debriefing.
Have you ever gone to a chiropractor for that? Or massage?
Michael?
http://tinyurl.com/arhh8q2
CYN! Check your cox net.
That may very well be one of the most disturbing photos I’ve seen today. With the two extra black outs… hahahaha!
*verps*
Dammit.
Have you ever gone to a chiropractor for that? Or massage?
Cyn – My limited health coverage doesn’t cover either one of those avenues
Squeeeee! Checking my cocks mail right now!
MOM!!!! Pupster is emailing me photos of him playing with his turtle again!!!
Chief, can you get a script for Lidocaine patches? Despite being topical they are effective for nerve pain. Tramadol may help too and it’s not an opiod med.
It’s not a turtle.
Wait. Yes it is.
XBrad <3 Tramadol
Lipstick – I’ll ask my Doc. Thanks.
made it to DFW
You’re welcome. Pain sucks.
Damn, sorry to hear that, Chief. An adjustment would probably help a bunch. Any DOs in the practice? They know how to work the bones and whatnot.
MCPO, call around for prices. I only went to the chiro one time and it worked. $170, and it was worth it.
Yay for Dave not dying in a fiery crash so far!
American Airlines new paint jobs look like a can of Diet Pepsi.
http://tinyurl.com/aps9pdt
DiT on I35 w a dozenteen airlinecocktails on his ass = ComedyGold
American Airlines new paint jobs look like a can of Diet Pepsi.
http://tinyurl.com/aps9pdt
Which in turn looks like some Obamma campaign shit.
Coincidence? FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Four day bleezard weekend! Booyah! Partay!
TO-GA
TO-GA
TO-
Goodnight.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lipstick,
Tramadol did not help me at all. It just made me sick. It’s a morphine agonist. They also tried morphine and methadone.
No mas…
I HIGHLY recommend a good chiropractor. Worth every cent they charge even if it comes out of your own pocket.
Grunt trivia: What sexual position produces ugly babies?
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Answer: Just ask your mom.
I can’t do the talk like they talk on tv
And I can’t do a derp song like the way it’s meant to be
I can’t do everything but I’d do anything for you
I can’t do anything except be in derp with you
Sorry to hear that, Chrisp. I can’t even imagine what you’re going through with nothing that works. Does anything help at all?
Good morning all
I second (third?) the find a good chiropractor comments from last night. LBP is very common and most of the time there’s nothing serious except the pain. Chiropractors are good at relieving pain faster than MD’s or PT’s. A good one will know when to refer you out for something that’s not run of the mill Low Back Pain.
*steps off soapbox*
My patients ask me about chiropractors all the time and carefully examine my reaction to the question. They know there is animosity, real or imagined, between the two. I tell them that for adult and adolescent back pain they’re better than us at getting pain relief. As for other things, I think you are better off seeing a medical doctor, for example, if it burns when you pee…no adjustment is going to make that go away.
Xbrad’s comment last night:
“Isn’t mandatory liability insurance for firearms owners akin to a poll tax for voters?”
This type of insight is wut makes me keep hanging around wif you maroons.
” if it burns when you pee…no adjustment is going to make that go away.”
This is why I usually stick to giving advice on bones and joints and not UTI’s:
http://www.naturalnews.com/039012_UTIs_home_remedies_cranberries.html
Drop off kids/work time
See you for bewbs
Gah. Friday.
wakey wakey
Good morning, good people!
Coff
Coffee
Can I have an IV of coffee please?
Is today the start of the big blizzard?
Just a sec, Vman, I’ll set that up for you, stat.
Is Laura in the snowicane with 25′ storm surge yet? Andy? AD? We need updates before the power goes off and you die
Are Laura and Scott staying home? I would assume so.
Well, you guys didn’t stop me from cutting my own bangs, so really, what good are you?
Thankee Mare
Cutting your bangs for you would require seeing you. And dieing.
So there is that Mare.
Yes. We are staying home to guard the wine.
Ok, what is deer antler spray? And will spraying it on my junk make me horny?
>> if it burns when you pee…no adjustment is going to make that go away.
well shit.
Stay safe my noreaster friends.
snow day here for the slackers, i mean kids.
I still have to go bring people food.
Also driving in heavy snow is full of suck. Not sure why my two travel companions decided to put me behind the wheel but if they knew just how little I know about driving on snow they’d have reconsidered. I lost track of how many cars I saw in the bar ditches.
Can I have a grilled cheese and a bowl of tomato soup?
Dave, sometimes people unaccustomed to snow are better drivers because they know their limitations and dont take chances. You will do just fine.
I have also seen large SUV drivers who think that an SUV nullifies the laws of Physics, and learn about (lack of) friction and gravity the old fashioned way.
Can I have a grilled cheese and a bowl of tomato soup?
Soup and sammich? Cripes. That’s gonna be about a $2 tip.
How about an appetizer? Dessert? A couple of drinks.
I have to drive in this crap soon. Yay me. At least it’s going to rain Monday so I don’t have to shovel.
Resume and cover letter sent. It’s in God’s hands now.
I tip $2 at a $7 buffet. Something’s wrong with me.
Fortunately for me we were in a BMW SUV w/4WD, but I still kept my speed down.
At one point it was coming down so hard visibility was about 100 feet.
You’re making up for the people who don’t tip anything.
Honestly,the worst is when the people are mean and don’t tip. Run you around. etc. It’s insult to injury. But it usually goes together.
Are you sore today Dave?
100′ is plenty if you aren’t on the freeway.
Drive time. Gonna skip the freeway.
I’ll take this for breakfast:
http://is.gd/id3p0W
>> Are you sore today Dave?
Heh. You mean my knuckles?
Knees are a little stiff from the flying.
“Yes. We are staying home to guard the wine.”
Good choice.
This is for Mare.
no one else look.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge4o7vQtLXI&feature=player_embedded
Sometimes a long drive on shitty roads will make my entire body ache the next day.
hahahaha….awesome cat is awesome.
Mare! You will like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qmMbm78sEB4
Ugh, I’m the same way, scott. Driving in that stuff makes you tense up.
I wonder if it’s a good weight loss solution.
Titus seems fun!
Morning children.
Mare! You will like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qmMbm78sEB4
He still misses the toilet.
Went on the freeway anyhow. It was clear enough.
I can’t tell if I’m impatient and incautious, or if other people just suck.
My son is still snowblowing the driveway.
Rosetta as a child:
http://tinyurl.com/b2jvar7
Rosetta as a child:
http://tinyurl.com/bd2x3kq
Rosetta as a child:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/hump-dar-43.jpg
I wonder what Rosetta was like as a child.
Snowblowing is one of those words that sounds dirty, but isn’t.
Oh, Hi Mare.
I like the lego tower one bestest.
I imagine he was smaller.
Fat.
I like to dance in front of my cat just to see the expression on his face….priceless.
Well, at least smaller than he is now.
Sometimes it looks like this:
http://tinyurl.com/aqed8nd
Ok, I have to effen go to work now.
Be good, people inside of my computer.
I haven’t seen beasnsnsn around much, did one of you dicks say something mean about guinea pigs?
“Snowblowing is one of those words that sounds dirty, but isn’t.”
hahahaha…Scott said mare and MJ are the same person and he may be right.
Snowplowing has potential.
Right? Weird.
She was here the other night, I think, but yeah, haven’t heard much from her. Now I haz a sad.
Uh, oh, this may turn into “mare’s stream of consciousness, Friday morning edition.”
She might be fundraising.
Beasn 2016.
Oops, how did this get here?
http://tinyurl.com/b3qnazg
So, I made this.
http://ohsheglows.com/2013/01/24/my-favourite-homemade-almond-milk-step-by-step-photos/
Pretty nice. A little watery, but it reminds me of the almond drink my Nonno used to make for us when we were little.
I bought books on raising chickens, butchering, and farming. Wish I’d paid more attention to my mom’s advice.
Morning peeps!
Is it pretty with snow back there?
Bewbs will launch at lunch or sooner!
Heh, Romy. I just bought a book on root cellars. Apparently you can grow and store ALL your food in one of these things.
*makes plans to buy a shed, and bury it*
http://www.soopermexican.com/2013/02/07/the-superbowl-commercial-you-missed-so-god-made-a-liberal/
The biggest problem with root cellaring is mold. The guys on Moonshiners have been trying to build an underground still site and it just takes one spore to ruin all the wood.
My grammo’s root cellar would get rattlesnakes. May be a NM thing. Access was through a trapdoor in the kitchen floor. I may have nightmares.
We have rattlesnakes in Connecticut but the entire population of them live on just a couple of isolated ridges. That’s it.
Looking at garden: Manure 1, Blizzard 0
Yard is white except for these two piles of warm craps.
It is hard to believe that stuff can stay so hot when it’s below freezing outside.
Like little volcanos in the snow. Awww… pretty!
I love the by-line on this post:
http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/21528-78-blizzard-in-CT-and-MA.html
Reminds me of Laura and Scott.
Well, if worse comes to worse, I suppose the W’s can burrow down in the manure pile to stay warm…..
It is hard to believe that stuff can stay so hot when it’s below freezing outside.
SCIENCE!!
laura, there was a rumored population of rattlesnakes in MA, somewhere in the Blue Hills Reservation. I used to hike there for hours on end in the different parts of it and in the back of my mind I’d sometimes wonder if I was going to sit down on a nest of rattlers!
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/09/18/rangers-say-rattlesnake-attacked-dog-in-blue-hills/
Well, if worse comes to worse, I suppose the W’s can burrow down in the manure pile to stay warm…..
Either that or crawl inside a Tauntaun.
And you thought they smelled bad on the outside….
Gulp…copperheads too! WTF, no one told me about the COPPERHEADS !!!!!!!111!!
http://tinyurl.com/b5tcf3w
I have also seen large SUV drivers who think that an SUV nullifies the laws of Physics, and learn about (lack of) friction and gravity the old fashioned way.
4WD SUVs are in the ditch more than other vehicles during a snow storm, especially with drivers in southern climes who are not used to snow. They make you feel superior because they are so good at accelerating and plowing through drifts. They are no better than a little hatchback when it comes to braking, downshifting to decelerate, or turning, other than that there is more metal between you and cold hard surfaces.
Pro tip from former Michigander: If your rear wheels start slewing in one direction on ice or snow, turn the steering wheel into the skid and accelerate! It’s counter-intuitive, but it works. The drag of your front wheels will correct the slew. If you react intuitively, you’ll spin out and pray to God that the oncoming traffic misses you.
Either that or crawl inside a Tauntaun.
Eh, they’re only lukewarm.
*pelts XBrad with Tauntaun entrails*
jimbro, reading your snake links are making me crazy. Closing roads at night to protect snakes crossing the street?
http://tinyurl.com/bzhml8a
possibly nsfw (if you work in food service)
Oh I know oso, they are moonbats’ moonbats up there…
Stay away from the Quabbin, jimbro. The suckers are thick out there.
(My previous advice does not apply to front-wheel drive cars. If you skid in one of those, you can just fold your hands and start reciting Hail Marys, so far as I know.)
Copperheads are everywhere here. When I have seen them, it has always been on or near lakes and ponds. They are nice snakes. Poisonous, but shy and retiring and unlikely to bite. In fact, I can’t ever remember seeing one that wasn’t in retreat from me.
The biggest problem with front wheel drive skids is the fact that most drivers learned how to correct skids in rear wheel drive vehicles. That tactic doesn’t work with front wheel drive. Here’s the proper way to steer out of a skid regardless of whether it’s front or rear wheel drive. Look in the direction you want the front end of you car to go and steer in that direction. You’re welcome.
You can also usually smell them Laura … think cucumbers.
My sum total experience with slithery critters is garter snakes….the rest give me the chills. That may be a by product of having an Irish dad. Did you know St. Patrick really drove the snakes out of Ireland?
I got rattled at once. My body froze before I realized what was going on.
Did he use a shamrock, jimbro?
I hate snakes, probably because I’ve been bitten too many times (never by a poisonous one, thankfully).
My dogs are doing an admirable jobs of dispatching the garter snakes living by our house.
AD, thinking about the Quabbin made me think of one of my favorite bands from MA. Scud Mountain Boys that became The Pernice Brothers. You have to be in the right frame of mind to listen to them because they can be a tad depressing. So, Ima link a video and if anyone’s depressed, don’t click it.
http://youtu.be/KxFn0DqWJmg
When we would swim in the river at my Grammo’s, you’d hear the rattles all the time. We’d just stay away from them. Only time they’d kill them, was if they got in the root cellar or would sun on the steps.
>>They are nice snakes. Poisonous, but shy and retiring.
Shhh! Obama will try to get them retirement benefits on our dime.
Living on Taiwan, I encountered cobras twice. Once on our front steps; once in the horseshoe pit at the beach.
I think it was a Ford Fiesta
http://tinyurl.com/b6wol2b
What…what? Have I missed something?
Don’t haz a sad, it takes me awhile to settle my mind on important life-shifting events.
In this case, they finally hired another cake decorator at work. No experience and the only hours they give her are on busy weekends when noone has time to properly train her.
Also, another person at the same store, keeled over with a massive heart attack. Mid fifties.
Husband continues the pressure of making me quit.
Soon.
I love grunt humor:
http://tinyurl.com/bxc4b23
The only time I saw copperheads was on a whitewater rafting trip in West Virginia, on the still portions of the river. They look evil. We camped overnight and I had to crap in the woods. That was perhaps the second worst crap of my life. I was scared that the log I was perching on would cause me to eliminate right on a copperhead, who might not take it kindly, and my big white ass was an easy target.
I have never donated blood. It used to be because I didn’t weigh enough. Now, it’s because I’m a sissy though after menopause has it’s way with me, I might be motivated. I don’t like a poisoned heart.
http://tinyurl.com/bekpasv
Where’s the bewbs? There should be earth-shattering bewbs….
http://tinyurl.com/a7ss73o
We had cobras at this hillside resort we stayed at in southern Thailand. Saw a dead one who drowned in the pool. The staff got good tips from frightened tourists who encountered one in their room. The staff would show up with bamboo poles and make a big show of beating it to death. We met a family from Russia who had been through this. We also met the chef at this resort, who had a good relationship with the large cobra at his cottage on the grounds. He and the cobra left each other alone, and the cobra ate rats and kept them out of his cottage.
I have never donated blood.
I used to think I was cool ’cause I’ve donated 5+ gallons until my neighbor told me he’s given over 30 gallons.
Anybody want a new poat??
I have dispatched rattlers, moccasins, and the occasional coral snake. I have not seen anything more exciting than a moray eel in a long time.
NEW POAT!!
The chef had one bad experience with a snake (not a cobra). It was twined in the spokes of his motorcycle, unnoticed by him, and got chewed by the chain when he started it up. Resulting in a big mess, and he was late to work.
Thailand has more snakes than anywhere. Even in the streets of Bangkok, after a big rain when the storm sewers back up, you can get bit by a venomous snake whilst wading home from work.