This is the HuffPo headline on the day it was discovered that Obama and Holder believe it’s okay to kill Americans if someone in the administration thinks it’s warranted.
The GOP thinks that amnesty is TOXIC!! TOXIC I SAY!! Waterboarding of terrorists ZOMG NOES!! Murder of Americans by their government? *cough*LULZ!!*cough*
Al-Qaeda and other internationally recognized scum should probably begin pooing their pants over this precedent for the next time we have a righteously hawkish GOP president.
If this is the standard and the liberal media is okay with state-sanctioned killing of American citizens then terrorist scum better run and hide in a goat’s ass because the best they’re going to get is a drone enema and waterboarding.
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I like this.
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And this is fucking hilarious. It’s called “Wizard of Oz, Dorothy Butt-Face”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! If you’re having a bad day, look at this picture. It’s the best thing ever.
I mean after the girl that can’t hold all her boobs.
Fin.
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Dorothy Butt-Face?
No Henry pics, no Floyd pics.
FAIL.
What XB said. There are times that Buttface has broken my ability to laugh. Ala Cartman.
Listen assface, I was just seeing if I still knew how to post. You know how WordPress likes to change shit so geniuses can’t figure it out.
There will be (1) a new Floyd poat and (2) a new Henry poat before the month is out.
I’m pretty sure.
I’ve been working on the pictures I swear!!
Hahahaha. Ossobucco has a Ted avatard.
I love that movie.
I love Ted as well. Great Christmas wish story. Dan lies to dance like Donny.
Likes. Not lies. Spilt wine. Crap.
I’m not assface. Dorothy is assface.
Yeebus, how drunk are you?
I’m not assface. Dorothy is assface.
Yeebus, how drunk are you?
I’m pretty sure you’re both assface. Assfaces? Ass facii?
6 Indians.
I would have normally linked a picture of 6 Indians there but I don’t know how the new Google images works.
I hate the new Tittyweb Jenkins.
Hello?
Seriously. You can’t look at Dorothy Buttface and not laugh.
If you can you’re already dead on the inside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjcsgROJ83c
Milli Vinilli should have been popular later in time. They would have got away with it just like Beyonce.
Ashlee Simpson is the Milli Vanilli of the “00s. Beyonce loves TFG so nobody cares. I know Roamy cites Bleeding Gums Murphy. Anyone else….?
Beyonce is easier on the eyes than Milli Vanilli
Milli Vinilli should have been popular later in time. They would have got away with it just like Beyonce.
No Shit. If Obama deserves a Nobel Peace Prize then Milli Vanilli deserve a Grammy. They was ROBBED!!
Then again they didn’t kill any Americans which is unAmerican and racist.
MOM!!! JAY IN AMES CHALLENGED JAY IN Z TO A FIGHT!!
I always though Milli Vinilli sounded like something you would get at Starbucks.
I wonder if anybody has ever been given a Nobel and a Drone Strike in the same year. I bet Arafat was close.
I saw Drone Strike open for Operation Overlord at the Tea Room in ’86.
According to our fucking Salt Fucker flags, our newest country hit came from someone in Palau on December 18, 2012.
This is the President of Palau:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Remengesau
He was preceded in the presidency by Johnson Toribiong.
*changes name of my johnson to Johnson Toribiong*
I wonder if anybody has ever been given a Nobel and a Drone Strike in the same year. I bet Arafat was close.
Hahahahahahahaha.
+ 1,598 Skeets
I wonder if anybody has ever been given a Nobel and a Drone Strike in the same year.
Hell, that happens on the same day all the time.
Wait, you were talking about the slang terms for certain sex acts, right?
Palau has 20k population. 1 out of every 20000 is huge in internet terms.
Or as my dad still calls it, the World Wide Web.
Someone needs to get their Nobel Peace Prize delivered to them on the tip of a Drone-excreted, assault-warhead, bomb-rifle-30-round missile boom-thing.
Welcome to Ultimate Nobel-Sponsored-Peace, Asshole.
I would support that Nobel committee.
Especially if it was made up of hot chicks trying unsuccessfully to hold their boobs.
In the future everybody will have their own drone.
/Woody Allen
Palau has 20k population. 1 out of every 20000 is huge in internet terms.
The H2: Big in Palau.
We’re also big in your girlfriend Paula IYKWISAITTYD.
I like the intricacies of Palau’s flag. I’m pretty sure it means they’re super lazy because that took, like 5 seconds.
I saw Johnson Toribiong open for Richard Poon at Carnegie Hall in ’99.
Ooops. Warhol
What a bunch of lazy pieces of shit.
When you’re big in Palau-tonight…
Big in Palau-be-tight…
Big in Palau… ooh the eastern sea’s so blue
I think that flag is either a sun in a sky or a yellow dot on a blue background. One of those.
I saw Johnson Toribiong open
forRichard Poon at Carnegie Hall in ’99.Gross
I think that flag is either a sun in a sky or a yellow dot on a blue background. One of those.
I really hopes it’s the latter. When Photoshop makes its way to Palau I hope they add a kitty cat to the flag. And Wolverine.
Ha. They could make the yellow dot the famous Smiley Face.
Now that would be a flag. Also add in the mudflap girl.
They ripped that flag off from a drawing I made back in 14th grade.
Now I wish I had photoshop. I’d submit Smileface kitty cat wolverine mudflap babe to the flag committee.
Stupid fux couldn’t even center the dot (not feather).
Ha. They could make the yellow dot the famous Smiley Face.
Now that would be a flag. Also add in the mudflap girl.
I don’t know if Palau has a Department of Tourism but if they do you need to be on it.
That would double the population in a year.
Next meat-up is in Palau!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S12uE_kl2io
Ron Palau for Prez.
We get 2% of our visitors from India. Looks like Tushar’s been talking about Fight Club.
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc., but I wanted to warn the guys here that there’s a new threat targeted at us. Here’s a ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends and frankly it was pretty traumatic. Here’s how the scam works; Two nice looking, twenty-something year old women will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It was freezing and they had their jackets open, that should have been a waring and it’s impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Jan. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Feb. 1st, 2nd, and twice on the 3rd, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us guys.
Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all of your friends and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
Okay, time for bed. Don’t encourage Rosetta’s pretensions.
I’ve been up since 4. I think I got 5 hours sleep.
STRESS!
Sorry to hear that Leon. We’ve all been there one time or another and it flat out sucks.
This is my last big day for the week. Office all day today. Minor cases TH/FR and not on call this weekend. My stress level peaked yesterday with an 8 hour spine case. Long, tense day which turned out okay in the end. Looking at boob girl and Dorothy ass-face above set my mood right for the day though. Sorry Sean, Had to encourage Rosetta there…derp.
Morning.
And I sent my “I might like to come work for you again” email without a subject line the first time.
Awesome.
We are all about repetition here at the H2.
We are all about repetition here at the H2.
We are all about repetition here at the H2.
We are all about repetition here at the H2.
No auto-bounce yet, so the email addy I have is still good.
I’ve got to relax. What would Rosetta do?
I’m not sure how things are in your line of work Leon, but in mine (corporate liar and errand boy) the pay scale seems to have been reset quite a bit.
>>what would Rosetta do?
Rosetta would go to the previous employer, punch him in the Johnson Toribiong and ask for a job.
There is a reason he runs his own business.
South wind and upper 70′s today 80 tomorrow. Global warming sucks
Who is the new guy poating?
*looks at thermometer: 1.2F*
Shut up vmax.
Defense salaries have been stickier than some industries, but my current company has had flat pay for the last 4 years (wonder why?) even with loads of attrition. My coworker is getting a pay increase from the sound of it. The cheaper health care alone would be a 2-4% raise for me.
Where do you live Brew?
Hehe
I need to buy air conditioning filters in Feb. It has not been much of a winter.
Tittiweb Jenkins has taken a sabatical from our collective vocabulary for too long. Thanks lezbofreakshow for bringing it back in this thread. Now everybody go out and use Tittiweb Jenkins in a sentence somewhere today. That’s a fuckin’ order.
We had that crap earlier, BrewFan. You’re welcome.
Now the current 28 feels downright balmy. Too bad I can’t wear shorts to work.
Hmm, I have some component documentation to write today. Tittiweb Jenkins will fit nicely, and will make future generations of programmers go WTF!
If anything good happens, I’ll have a lot of documentation to write.
Mine will not have any WTFs in the future.
Pendejo, you are not my boss. I won’t use the words Tittyface Jenkins in a sentence just because you said so.
Johnson Toribiong is right! That’s authentic Palaun gibberish.