Wow, who knew that pounding cheap vodka till 1am would cause poor blogging skills 7 hours later? I think we need a federal grant to study this some more.
2013 is the year of the leggings. Hawt chicks in the shiny/faux leather leggings are my current paraphilia.
Of course, a good skirt still keeps fans of the classics happy.
And yoga pants are always a good choice, making even Mena Suvari look pretty good.
Did you know that LauraW and Car in knew each other in college?
Next time I do one of these posts, I’m actually gonna add some sexy lingerie. Mostly because it gives the wimmens something to talk about. Admit it, you gals like talking about clothes and stuff.
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This is the best poat I’ve drafted all day.
But it ain’t the only one.
More lingerie, yes. With links for shopping please. TYIA.
I think I can actually do that, Cyn.
If you can, I promise not to tickle your nipples.
Verrrrry nice, XBrad –
The dress up there is the only thing I see that I need. Will there be sales taxes on this? Free shipping? I’ll take two, one in the blue and another in a violet; or maybe green.
You’re a weird dude xbrad.
How many of these damsels have managed to retain their virginity?
Mr. TiFW wonders how much they want for the gal in the dress.
I’ve already got a great collection of pics, but no idea where they came from. I promise I’ll do exhaustive research to find some good stuff for you and the other ladies here.
And MJ.
My wife’s ass is nicer.
Speaking of butts.
http://tinyurl.com/ayv2odq
My wife’s ass is nicer.
I think we all can agree that hotspur is nice, right?
Heh.
*sees wiserbud’s new avatard*
*clubs blog like baby seal*
*gets arrested with a grin*
* turns on laser *
* paints target on Dave’s truck *
* waits for drone strike*
*laughs uproariously at wiserbuns and tosses a case of beads at his finger*
*clubs blog like baby seal*
goood… goood, young Skywalker.
Let the hate flow through you…..
*moves wiserbud off kill first list*
*moves wiserbud to kill immediately list*
off
*swaps wiserbud for MJ*
*moves wiserbud to kill immediately list*
You people (and yes, I mean that in the most racist way possible) always make promises, but you never follow through on them.
I’m starting to think you don’t really mean it when you say it.
The incandescently hot chick that I work with just gave her notice.
My life just got noticeably less awesome.
The incandescently hot chick that I work with just gave her notice.
Got a job as a news reader, did she?
DAMMIT.
She’s a scientist, Wiser. She got a better deal at a place where they do science.
i>She’s a scientist, Wiser. She got a better deal at a place where they do science.
Ah. weather girl, then,
gotcha
A hawt scientist other than Roamy?!
I think not.
Cyn, I know it’s hard to believe, but I’ve worked with several of them.
Were any of them named Bernadette? Inquiring minds want to know.
No Bernadettes. One Martina, though.
One Martina, though.
Yes; that could work. I’m told.
Martinas are like martinis. One is not enough, three is too many.
Good day, law-abiding citizens and wiser.
Good day, law-abiding citizens and wiser.
Now batting…atting…atting… atting
Number 23…. 3… 3… 3…
Wiser Bud… ud… ud… ud…
Cyn, I know it’s hard to believe, but I’ve worked with several of them.
Yes, but how many of them were not there to simply clean the lab?
female “scientist” at work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYDgVTZq6hk
We don’t have a lab, other than MatLab.
Well, this is helpful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29umyfoqxLc
HEY! How about a NSFW tag, Wiser.
HEY! How about a NSFW tag, Wiser.
bitch was hot, huh?
You misspelled “meth,” leon.
If we used MethLab, I’d be way more jazzed about work.
She’s actually going to a company I used to work for that I really enjoyed working at. And they’re hiring.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Things I learned today; ‘Way back in 1994, for example, Barack Obama sued Citibank on behalf of a client who charged that the bank “systematically denied mortgages to African-American applicants and others from minority neighborhoods.”’
Subprime baby.
One Martina, though.
Yes; that could work. I’m told.
*cough*Navratilova*cough*
*cough*Navratilova*cough*
hey TiF…. ——————————————————————–>
Ah, yes, MJ – Obama’s start in community
organizingagitating.Nothing like pitting one group of citizens against another to bring a community together, right?
Fore more years of this crap – I may have to find a rock to crawl under….
*blows kiss in Wiser’s direction, skips off, laughing maniacally*
My point is that providing a loan is actually selling an product. Its not fairy dust, or a dream, or a wish.
Suing a lender for not providing someone with a loan is like suing Audi because not enough of XX group is driving them.
How do we have people this stupid in the world?
(rhetorical, only responses by hotspur will be considered)
I demand proof of Hotspur’s wife’s ass niceness.
Leon, does science chick wear sexy glasses?
(rhetorical, only responses by hotspur will be considered)
’cause he took rhetoric in college
How do we have people this stupid in the world?
I blame the moment we started making elementary schools Cougar-Free Zones.
Well well well, if it isn’t Pepe.
Raytoric.
My point is that providing a loan is actually selling an product. Its not fairy dust, or a dream, or a wish.
No, the dreams, fairy dust, and wishes part is when the loan has to be repaid.
OCCUPY NEVER-NEVER LAND!
Wiser, Ms. Navratilova happened to be living in Fort Worth at the time of her “divorce”, so the entire city was treated to endless coverage of the whole debaucle.
That was when we cancelled our newspaper subscription.
My point is that providing a loan is actually selling an product. Its not fairy dust, or a dream, or a wish.
*pats MJ on the head*
EVERYBODY DESERVES TO OWN THEIR OWN HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Haven’t you been paying attention? The particulars of home ownership aren’t important, and it’s raaaaacist H8ers like you who are standing in the way of all of the Trayvons of the world who just want a place of their own to eat their Skittles and drink their watermelon tea.
*calls re-education camp, arranges to have MJ picked up*
That was when we cancelled our newspaper subscription.
They had pictures, huh?
I saw Ray Toric open for Steely Dan in 83.
Leon, does science chick wear sexy glasses?
When her eyes are bugging her too much for contacts, yes.
It was my favorite ad too, MJ. I loved it. I agree with what you said in this post.
Also, Rayper….well done.
Ah, last post. D’OH.
Rayper? I hardly know her.
They had pictures, huh?
Mr. TiFW was broken-hearted when he learned that real-life “Lesbians Cavorting in the Backyard Pool” looks nothing like what they show in all the magazines…..
Status of resume…. polished.
Thanks Mare.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse/Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?’
I saw Bugging Eyes open for Bob Seger in 1978 at the Fillmore in Detroit.
I saw Bugging Eyes open for Bob Seger in 1978 at the Fillmore in Detroit.
OMGOMGOMG I WAS AT THAT SHOW TOO!
Where were you sitting? Were you the douche who danced along to every song, right in front of me?
I blame Mare.
Yes, that was me!!!
I’m sure you know that Seger was actually from Detroit, but the Bugging Eyes started out as a frat house band in Ypsilanti.
I’m sure you know that Seger was actually from Detroit, but the Bugging Eyes started out as a frat house band in Ypsilanti.
D’uh. Like, who didn’t know that?
Dude, next time, don’t wear the hot pants. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, wanted to see that.
Bullshit, Wiser. I had a great ass back in the day!
Bullshit, Wiser. I had a great ass back in the day!
you dropped a lot of acid back then, didn’t you?
Mr. TiFW was broken-hearted when he learned that real-life “Lesbians Cavorting in the Backyard Pool” looks nothing like what they show in all the magazines…..
*shakes fist at sky*
LAAAAAAADIES’ HOME JOURRRRRRRNAL!!!!
No. But at the concert, I had to interrupt my dancing in order to turn around and slap this geeky little dude with white hair.
I’ve never dropped acid. Was it fun?
I dropped it, but I couldn’t find it, and I wasn’t about to buy more.
I had to interrupt my dancing in order to turn around and slap this geeky little dude with white hair.
Yeah, my dad was really pissed at you for that. He takes his 14-year-old son to his first concert and some flabby-assed loon smacks him right in front of him?
You’re just lucky he wasn’t carrying a bat
I’ve never dropped acid. Was it fun?
Michael only drops it so he can bend over and pick it up, IYKWIM.
http://i.imgur.com/2oEKOIR.jpg
If you’re into seeing things that don’t normally melt (buildings, your reflection, etc.) do that very thing, then yeah, acid is fun.
Jewstin?
http://tinyurl.com/aan6e93
http://i.imgur.com/2oEKOIR.jpg
So THAT’S where all those K’nex pieces went…..
‘Afternoon, nonces!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxA3atHD2QM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxA3atHD2QM
man, loop that first part and that would make an awesome ring tone.
Sandy Hook dad kicks some ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dhXPlCjr0Vw
How did Steve Winwood end up becoming such a soft-rock pussy?
So who else has a brand new client whose basement flooded in the 7,000 s.f. house they just took possession of today?
H/S – Was the basement finished?
Sandy Hook dad kicks some ass.
Oh yes he did.
Totally finished.
H/S – Was the basement finished?
it is now.
Sounds like a very involved and highly billable insurance claim to me.
Construction defect?
No, the previous owners had the electricity killed, instead of just a meter read. Fucking idiots.
It’s winter here! Hello!!!!
I heard sump pumps require the electricities.
I heard sump pumps require the electricities.
do not.
That sucker’s gonna get subrogated to the prior owner’s carrier. What dumbasses.
Sounds like a lawsuit against the previous owner.
*flips off wiser*
Sounds like an indoor pool.
I’ve never dropped acid. Was it fun?
Good, clean acid is some of the best fun in the world.
Change order!
No suit, Leon; that’s what the prior owner’s insurance is for. Assuming that they didn’t cancel it too before the house closed.
No, you should always wear a suit in court.
**flips off Cyn**
**still wants bacon**
*tackles Leon; gives the full Summons & Complaint*
The basement flooding might not be covered by insurance unless the prior owner bought a flood rider. Mine was optional, and still only covered $2500 of my $3700 clean-up.
Can we drone the occutards, now? Seems pretty legit.
WEATHER ALERT!!!
It is friggin miserable here. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk1HuJGZasI
Burst pipe is not the same as a flood.
If the flood comes from within the house it is covered.
Can we drone the occutards, now?
I’m game.
True enough. Mine was a blocked drain plus snowmelt.
Derp.
If the flood comes from outside the house…..bust some pipes.
Carin, I’ll have a glass of Chardonnay.
or set it on fire. That always works.
Push up day. Arms are shaking already.
I’m not bring people stuff right now hotspurt.
You have to be sneaky with ten fire Scott. They have voodoo magic CSI’s for fire
Don’t worry about an arson investigation:
http://dimtastic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/spider.jpg
You should do pullups tomorrow after flipping everybody off
Today was deadlift day for me. My back’s going to be tight tomorrow.
I’m probably going to do some yoga then toss a salad for dinner.
MJ is low-hanging fruit.
And yes, that was a short joke. Also a gay joke.
Gross
If the flood comes from outside the house…..bust some pipes.
He’s pre-law; he knows stuff.
Might have a few salted balls as well. Dunno. Gonna be a crazy night.
Wife out of town, MJ? Having a little gaycation?
What the hell are you guys talking about?
I might saunter into the Manhole–a new bar down the street– to see what it’s all about.
Is it across the street from that joint called “The Other End”?
Take pictures, MJ.
Having a snack, MJ?
http://tinyurl.com/ahjevqm
You should meet Rosetta at the Ramrod, it’s 4 blocks down from The White Swallow
Afternoon.
When MJ gets up from the bar will someone offer to push his stool in?
How did Steve Winwood end up becoming such a soft-rock pussy?
“becoming”? Hasn’t he always been?
Squats and Bench Press today for me. Bleh. I really need to see a doctor about my shoulder, considering that I can’t do shoulder presses any more without it hurting.
At least it ain’t a cover. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfIcxfArHj4
shoulder presses any more without it hurting.
It’s probably your prostate.
Does MJ have to go down a long, dark tunnel to get to the bar?
It’s probably your prostate.
Nah, I need to get that checked out because I can’t sit down for a week after a trip to the ManHole downtown.
The Gloryhole seems like an odd name for a drama. I’m going to see how deep it is.
I can’t sit down for a week after a trip to the ManHole downtown.
First sign of Teh Aids. . . just sayin’.
Lots of seaman around when hotspur and MCPO come here at the same time.
When MJ gets up from the bar will someone offer to push his stool in?
———————
That would be very nice and polite.
MJ – I was an AIRMAN and wore GREEN stripes. TYVM!
Many apologies MCPO.
I’m so salty when I eat french fries, I merely brush my shoulder with my hand to salt them.
I’ve got more time on the shitter than you have at sea.
I’ve spent more time in the “swimming pool” than you have watching from Vulture’s Row.
Help MCPO has stroked out!!!!!!!!
Get the number for 911!
My stripes were red.
H/S – Didn’t remember that you were in Engineering.
Totally OT: http://youtu.be/sjd2wFWDubc
You know what this place needs? Me either….
http://tinyurl.com/79dddxj
Red Stripe – Hooraaaaaaaay Beer.
DC3
*peeks in*
nope.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf6a6059416309b49dc55975e129bc1a/tumblr_mhplmytHiK1r3gb3zo1_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/11b7c67561ae51ed4f6b09aefa56ff29/tumblr_mhr7toIL2d1qdlh1io1_250.gif
Your GIFs never fail to entertain, Pups
http://planetary.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/images/9-small-bodies/20130205_ison_di.gif
Sweet meteor of death come take me now
HEY EVERYBODY!! DAVE AGREED WITH ME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXYRkp2HZto
Dave, I don’t speak Comet. Just tell me … are we gonna die or not? I need to know before I drag my ass to work tomorrow.
We’re all gonna die.
Not tomorrow jimbro.
soon I hope (stick with it, there’s video)
We’re all gonna die.
Some of us sooner than others. *eyes Wiser*
How’re the eyes Chief? You able to give the stink eye to Wiser like you want to now?
Wiser is at the record shop.
Hotspur, I have a question. Or anyone for that matter.
I replaced the toilet during a bathroom remodel about a year ago, and for the life of me I can get it seated correctly. I have shims and replaced the wax ring twice. Is there some trick I’m missing.
The other one I did is fine so I was probably just lucky.
‘t and ?
Try jiggling the handle.
MJ,
Last time that happened to me, I used two wax-rings stacked.
That sealed it…
Try adding another wax ring. It’s not totally uncommon to need two, if the distance is increased by an added layer of tile.
Did MJ meet anyone nice at the manhole?
When he got to the manhole there was a sewage backup.
ChrisP knows his shit.
ahem. For LauraW.
HAAA. HA HAAA. HAAA. HA HAAAA
I’M AT THE RECORD SHOP *whaaa?* I’M AT THE MUSIC STORE *WHAT?* I’M AT THE COM-BINATION RECORD SHOP AND MUSIC STORE!
HE’S AT THE RECORD SHOP *WHUT* HE’S AT THE MUSIC STORE *WHAT?* HE’S AT THE COM-BINATION RECORD SHOP AND MUSIC STORE!
I gotta lotta smells. Clarinets.. guitars.. RECORD STORE ORE ORE ORE ORE ORE
So Christi is going to be the leader of the Republican Governors Association next year?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo
We are so totally boned here, we went from a pretty red state to a deep blue one in less than a decade. Dems totally control the govt here.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/state-news/colorado-democrats-to-announce-gun-legislation
Thanks Chris and HS. That makes perfect sense.
There was a pretty good article in the Weekly Standard a few years ago about the 3 or 4 individuals that decided to turn CO blue. They put in a ton of money, established a ground game, adopted a unified messaging strategy, and targeted the college towns.
The same model is being used in Texas.
Thanks for legalizing pot. Hopefully all of our worthless young hippies will move to Colorado.
YOU HAVE GIVEN US HOPE!
I’m really, really torn right now. Old company that hired my coworker has openings for which I’m well-qualified, and I know I’d enjoy the work more than my current job. On the other hand, me leaving would leave my current team more boned than California.
How many fucks should I give?
How much does this have to do with the hot chick?
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How much does this have to do with the hot chick?
I thought about that. I don’t think it’s a factor. The fact that they gave her a good offer is what’s weighing on me. More money for more interesting work is a difficult thing to ignore.
The only person that will look out for you, Leon, is you.
Also, there’s no “i” in ‘team’.
Exactly.
Yeah, those 3 or 4 are billionaires thru inheritance. Its not only the promotion of their candidates, its all out war thru dozens of PACs on every repub candidate. We are talking deep background checks and smearing on people running for state rep or even mayors.
I’m guessing too that you had a pretty goodly influx of Californians.
That worries me about AZ. All the CAs wanting to escape and then fucking shit up where ever they go.
If you can switch and improve your life you do it. If you feel bad, give your boss a shot at matching the offer.
wherever
/Hotspur
Bubba is driving down a back road in Tennessee ..
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer
“Lordy a mercy!” he says to himself, “Them’s my three favorites!”
My current company doesn’t do counteroffers, at least not nowadays. My coworker didn’t get one, I’m sure I won’t.
I’m a big fan of tail. Lobster and beer I could take or leave.
Leon, why WOULDN’T you want to make the move?
Did anybody tell anybody else that they don’t negotiate with kidnappers today?
Yep, mega influx Cyn.
there is a ‘me’ in team
Not exactly kidnappers, but very Very close.
Loyalty can pay off if you are working for family, or people you love.
Normally loyalty is seen as a weakness.
New hires make more than the loyal guy.
Heya Brew
*pokes you in the ribs with the devil fork*
It’s the devil I know, Cyn. It’s not difficult work, I’m the only one willing to do it, and I have as much flexibility in my schedule as I like (I regularly take 2 hour gym breaks/lunches, no one blinks). The money is good for the region, and I do still have friends there. Upward mobility is actually inevitable with her leaving, as I’m the natural inheritor of many of her responsibilities.
YOU CAN DO EET
An interview to discuss the position probably wouldn’t kill you.
I am soooo gonna get away with that lauraw tweak upthread.
I OWN TEH WORL
*scott, ixnay. be fair*
XBrad and Wiser, the early years….
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JkW7Jqer37M/URFyZvWByDI/AAAAAAACVok/10A6O5U5Zxw/s1600/fits%2Bwith%2Bkerry.jpg
That was well done Dave.
I have to bring it to her attention.
hiya Cyn. You are looking good tonight!!
http://tinyurl.com/ah3z9rn
oh you bitch
*tugs down skirt a lil’ bit*
Thanks, Brew!
I will probably email a couple of the guys I know over there and see if they’d be interested in seeing a resume. Maybe just send one and cross fingers that it’s not rude.
Hey, I know what you’re going through, Leon.
Been working at the music store for almost two years, but I recently saw a want-ad posted by Dunkin’ Donuts that might pay me a whole quarter an hour more than what I’m making now.
On one hand… Loyalty. On the other hand, huuuuge raise…..
What to do, what to do?
Also, free donuts and coffee.
>>>Also, free donuts and coffee.
Don’t eat donuts and free coffee at music store.
Hell, an interview couldn’t hurt, amirite?
It was too good Dave.
She has to see it.
Sorry.
Is there some deeper message that I’m missing, Wiser, or are we actually talking about you wearing a DD smock?
We are so totally boned here, we went from a pretty red state to a deep blue one in less than a decade.
Yep. Dang migrating Californians.
I would email first Leon, then see if they ask you for your resume. Then if they don’t ask, offer to send.
I applied for a jo at a restaurant today. The Chef laughed when I said I as a chef 25 years ago.
What? Computers? Nano food? Is taste obsolete?
Hell, an interview couldn’t hurt, amirite?
Hey, maybe you get coffee and donut DURING the interview…!
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/05/tweet-of-night/
OK, maybe that wasn’t a good idea.
I tried, I begged you.
My jokes, they come with pain Scott.
Pain for me.
>>>It was too good Dave.
She has to see it.
Dave…. is gonna die….
The Chef laughed when I said I as a chef 25 years ago.
Cooking is cooking. Maybe the equipment is newer but still the same stuff.
I guess you don’t know when something is done if you can’t…umm,..ok I got nothin
>>>Is there some deeper message that I’m missing, Wiser, or are we actually talking about you wearing a DD smock?
Nah, just feeling sorry for myself as I come up on my 2 year anniversary of working at a fucking music store in a job that is better suited for a 17 year old guitar player.
Almost said “bass player”, but it actually requires SOME people skills to work there.
Offer to cook for a shift for free, vmax.
I have tried that Jay. Apparently that is against the law or something.
That’s such bullshit. They could do it if they wanted.
I get the liability angle. But against the law to have someone cook, without pay? Call it a tryout. Insurance companies deal with situations like that all the time.
They are copping out of something. Mr. Chef isn’t as smart as he thinks he is.
I have offered to work any position on the line for free for a week to prove myself.
Zip nothing Nada can’t do that.
You probably aren’t 5′ 5″, blond, with an extremely nice butt and a “desire” to get to the top.
>> Almost said “bass player”, but it actually requires SOME people skills to work there.
Wind instruments, are harder. Avoiding the squeak and all.
I chose better.
Anyway, it sucks that you are having such a hard time finding a job. I hadn’t realized it could be that hard to do, but alas, you and wiser are hurting.
Does your pizza place need a dishwasher?
Carin any line cooks, expediters needed?
Unfortunately when they see my previous jobs they balk and say I made too much money and refuse to hire me.
Apparently if one made more than they are willing to pay you are verboten
.
They don’t right now, sorry.
VMax it might be time to tune down your actual experience.
Look for a job in a record store.
J’Ames, on the plus side, things are progressing well at the radio station.
Might turn into an actual paying gig within the next 3 months.
Which is cool.
They do hire drivers, most of the time. Not sure how many hours are available.
They make ok money. For college students.
Hello, assorted miscreants.
That was cool that you found that. Surprise surprise.
Plus, you have that radio voice.
And face.
>>>Unfortunately when they see my previous jobs they balk and say I made too much money and refuse to hire me.
Try telling them that you have been looking to change careers for a while and you fully understand and are prepared to start at the bottom, for the experience.
Dave knows, good point.
Wiser has the face for Radio, voice for newspaper, and a writing style perfect for a mime.
>>>And face.
I swear to God, that gets funnier and funnier every single time.
Honest.
BTW, Wiser, I try to remember to listen to your voice on radio, but life intervenes in unexpected ways.
We are all about repetition here at the H2.
>>>Wiser has the face for Radio, voice for newspaper, and a writing style perfect for a mime.
omg… please stop… yer killing me….
I ill try that Wiser
At least you don’t have to go on national television and make Bob Menendez look like an upstanding citizen, like Bob Beckel.
Will my w sticks
>>>BTW, Wiser, I try to remember to listen to your voice on radio, but life intervenes in unexpected ways.
I’ve set up a blog to post the shows. If you are serious, go to tomhillradio.com and listen to the first couple of minutes of the 2nd half of the 1st hour. That’s about the most I’ve been on the air other than reading the commercials.
I think it’s not all that good, but it taught me that I need to slow down and work on my diction.
To be honest, I was also a little nervous. I didn’t know he was going to ask my opinion.
Speak slowly.
Like a dumb ass from Texas. This really works.
Comment by wiserbud on February 5, 2013 10:30 pm
To be honest, I was also a little nervous.
======
I can understand that, there were probably tens of people listening, maybe even dozens!!!
Yeah, Vman, I have been told that I had too much experience too. One was for a PA for a TV actor – he wouldn’t feel comfortable asking me to do petty things.
*raises hand that I would be willing to ask Lipstick to do petty things*
…
fuck. Did I say that aloud?
>>>I can understand that, there were probably tens of people listening, maybe even dozens!!!
So you all WERE tuned in!
Thanks!
Don’t sweat the petty things.
And don’t pet the sweaty things.
And don’t pet the sweaty things.
*throws up in my mouth a little*
Nice Lips
You win
Where is your 38?
>>>Yeah, Vman, I have been told that I had too much experience too.
Sadly, it was the guy who broke off their engagement.
But that’s a story for another day.
>>>Speak slowly.
Like a dumb ass from Texas. This really works.
Damn… I’m not sure I can speak THAT slowly.
You do realize that my IQ has 3 digits, right?
Sounded pretty good wiser, and yes, slow down!
You were still talking slower than I ever hear you.
Comment by wiserbud on February 5, 2013 10:42 pm
You do realize that my IQ has 3 digits, right?
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….and 1 decimal point.
And the negative sign doesn’t count as a digit.
Nothing like being told to “stall” a shoplifter/returner so dangerous that management is to be notified they’re in the Club, so they can call police. Substation is half a block away. Cops never showed.
Yes, I counting the digits on both the top and the bottom of the fraction.
That’s awful, oso. I didn’t even like it when the girls/ladies had to check ids at the door of the bar. People can be mean, and dangerous.
You do realize that my IQ has 3 digits, right?
Braggart.
>>>You were still talking slower than I ever hear you.
Thanks for the nice words.
And maybe you all need to listen faster.
I took what I learned from that air check and applied it when doing the live reads last weekend. IMO, I think they were the best reads I’ve done so far.
>> You do realize that my IQ has 3 digits, right?
OH! Of course I knew that.
Jeez Osita, you should get combat pay. Next time tell ‘em they’re the 75,000th customer and won free tires. They can wait for them to be mounted, and viola, 3 hours later the cops show up. Remember, when seconds count, the cops are minutes/hours/days away.
Dammit, snooze you lose. Pepe stole my decimal point joke.
>>>Nothing like being told to “stall” a shoplifter/returner so dangerous that management is to be notified they’re in the Club, so they can call police. Substation is half a block away. Cops never showed.
So you shot him, right?
The female in the duo has a neck tat and meth face. Sureno 13 all the way for the male. When I left, they were pulling video in case the cops showed up. I got to be the person that refused their fraudulent return. Yay me?
Wiser, that woman on the week before – she’s a namedropper, isn’t she, and gets annoyed if you don’t know who she’s talking about.
You sounds like a radio man, wiser! Cool.
Hey XBrad, thanks for the tush post. Skin tight leather, faux or real, is a good look. Next time, nice tight jeans would be welcome too.
Wiser, I wish! I work with a guy named N8. He got me all paranoid about a drive by.
Like I said, you deserve combat pay Oso. Between this story and the previously mentioned “code brown” issues, I’m glad I don’t go to your store.
One of our greeters followed shoplifters into the parking lot. They pulled a gun on him. He lost his job. You are supposed to let them go and let the cameras/cops do their job. Old guy was a Korea Vet.
The 38 is in the safe now. It was on my ankle for awhile after the attempted break in.
When minutes count, the cops are at Dunkin Donuts asking Wiserbud for the one with the sprinkles.
Pepe, we had a puker today. Haz mat clean up!!! (I called maintenance)
OMG, did you see what happened on Justified?
>>>Wiser, that woman on the week before – she’s a namedropper, isn’t she, and gets annoyed if you don’t know who she’s talking about.
Oh holy crap, you nailed her perfectly. I had the unfortunate experience of joining her and the host for lunch after that show.
The fact that I didn’t punch that obnoxious pig in the face is a testament to just how much I want to have a career in radio.
She ended the lunch by declaring that ” Sarah Palin is an idiot!” I calmly asked her, repeatedly, to justify why she felt that way. She finally accused me of liking her just because she’s attractive. I was soooo close to saying “well, she’s not a fat, ugly, obnoxious, sell-promoting leech like you.”
We gave that bitch an entire hour to promote herself and she still expected us to buy her lunch.
Comment by osoloco11 on February 5, 2013 11:01 pm
Pepe, we had a puker today. Haz mat clean up!!! (I called maintenance)
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Did they pour sawdust on it like when I was in school?
Lippy, you had an attempted break in?
WTF, Lippy? Did you forget to share with the group?!
Wha’happn’d?
We have fancy chemicals that cost $28.50 a bag. I don’t clean puke or “Code Brown’s”
I attended a Sarah Palin event. She’s funny and really tiny.
Wanna have some fun? Next time you get on an elevator with people, wait ’til the doors close, start screaming incoherently and clawing madly at the door. Works best in a high rise.
I downloaded the Who’s Nailin’ Paylin pron.
I like the code brown in the urinal. That’s always a fun cleanup.
Found six footprints on the metal front door, marks and dents from something that was bashed against it. Door held thank God. Had to be repaired to get the key to turn smoothly again.
People can be so disgusting. Front End Manager asked me if I wanted to work in the Accounting Office or be a Cashier Supervisor. I’m still enjoying not having any responsibility.
That woman said again and again that “I’m a Republican and a woman and I think …”
And then said that she would be much more comfortable with Biden as President than Palin. And other ridiculous bullshit.
I finally said to her “you can stop justifying yourself to me. If you think Palin’s an idiot and Biden’s qualified to be President, I respectfully disagree.”
Inside, I was strangling her.
Lippy, did the cops tell you if there were a rash of forced entries in your area?
Scary stuff, lipstick. Stay safe!
It’s amazing how many Republicans are Biden and Obama fans.
Colin Powell, not a fan any more.
Lippy, what J’ames said.
H2 ladies can take care of themselves!
That’s hawt!
Anybody else kill all the bacteria in their gut with Augmentin/Clavimox?
I find that it stops digestion, enabling a vast savings on food.
You also save on toilet-tissue, as you will pass nothing.
If you DO choose to eat, the projectile-vomiting and stomach-cramps are an unfortunate side effect.
I may have fucked myself up pretty good this time.
I blame Jay…
Enjoy your yogurt, Chrispy.
Biden can’t tell the difference between Poland and Portugal, but Palin is the stupid one. Yeah.
But, is your nose running?
My gut is in turmoil, too. But it’s better than coughing 23/7
I still follow Palin on Twitter and FB. She still gets under TFGs skin. I would rather have her as my President than TFG or Juan McLame.
Colin Powell, not a fan for over 20 years.
Nothing made my lib friend’s day more than Palin’s last at Fox.
I asked, why do you care, if you don’t watch, and don’t care?
I still haven’t gotten an answer.
>>>Biden can’t tell the difference between Poland and Portugal, but Palin is the stupid one. Yeah.
Heh.
Im’a load-up on the yogurt in the morning and my nose is still running.
I figured Jay had the correct diagnosis, so looked in my collection of leftover meds and found this, almost full, bottle of Augmentin 875mg!
Horse-pills!
It did not occur to my WHY I would have an almost full bottle of an antibiotic that instructed: “Finish all of this medication!”
Of course, it was there because it did this to me the last time I took it, DUH!
Is “wicked” really a weather description?
>>>Biden can’t tell the difference between Poland and Portugal, but Palin is the stupid one. Yeah.
Just more proof of the power of the MSM. And the need for ignorant people to feel smart by denigrating others in ways they think make them sound the smart.
Jay,
What drug and what dose did you get?
Glad it’s fixing the nose thing.
As Xbad says, yogurt will help the gut-bugs come back…
Go to a health food store and buy some probiotics, too.
Harriet Miers was kicking good ‘ol boy ass in TX before it was cool. She didn’t have the “Ivy”. I guaranfuckingtee she is smarter than Kevin James or The Wise Latina. FUCK YOU MFM and East Coast elites.
>>>FUCK YOU ……. East Coast elites.
Whoa…. Hey, hold on there a minute, crazy bear…..
East CoastHaaaahvard elites.better?
Oops, sorry. You guys are more of a cabal, than beltway insiders with AA Ivy degrees.
I was accepted to Harvard. All my letters from them were in Spanish. My cousin went to Harvard. Same SAT score after he took it 3 times. He “Deserved” to be there. I was ashamed that I was accepted. I knew Anglos with 1600 SATs that only heard from state schools. I was recruited HARD by Occidental too. You know, where TFG went.
My mom kept my acceptance letter.
Only one school recruited me in any way shape or form.
Rose Hulman and Fordham sent Rocketboy letters that arrived today.
I got 500mg of Clarisomycina…well, not penicillin, since that makes me break out.
Big ole horse pills, and I’m halfway done.
I got letters from every liberal arts, women-only college in the South. Hollins College sent me over a dozen letters, including a Christmas card.
I have a FB friend from Rose Hulman. Got his Masters at OSU. Smart guy. I KNOW my family members and that is why I make fun of their AA degrees.
I was offered a scholarship at University of Miami Ohio. I had been there for Nationals for JCL. (Junior Classical League) I was too intimidated to go. I had never been around so many smart people in my life.
Didn’t Car in go to Miami?
Yes. John Harbaugh and Rottenthrower too.
>>>Oops, sorry. You guys are more of a cabal, than beltway insiders with AA Ivy degrees.
Shhhhhhhhhh……
JCL was scary.
I could have beaten Shannon Faulkner by a decade. The Citadel sent me an application with my name misspelled as a boy’s name.
http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/federal-court-rules-that-failure-to-castrate-bank-robber-is-cruel-and-unusual-punishment/
I was recruited by the Marines and the Naval Academy. I knew I was too soft. I never should have checked the Hispanic box. There was an implied “but”
Squishy hugs and good night!
Hehe, I love oso’s nicknames. Even though she hates the Cardinals.
Night roamy! I want to hear you sing again soon!
I H8 the Cardinals. Dan has a signed Stan the Man baseball. Ozzie and Lou Brock. I want a Bob Gibson even though I H8 the Cards. I love Bob Gibson.
Night Roamy! I meat Cyn in a few weeks. SQUEEEEE. Go Reds.
>>>I meat Cyn in a few weeks.
Is it just me or is that the hottest comment ever made at the Hostsges ever?
I’m so excited!!!!
There’s a Hostage or two among the tumblrs
http://tinyurl.com/ae7kno9
My brother and mom were walking through Nebraska Furniture Mart in Omaha, and they saw someone sitting on a bed in that section. My mom said “that’s Bob Gibson!”, but my brother didn’t believe her.
As they were walking by, he said to them, “your mother is right!”
I think he still lives in Omaha. He used to own some restaurants down by Creighton.
OMG J’ames! I LOVE Bob Gibson.
I have a Larry Doby baseball card story that is no where near as cool.
>>>I’m so excited!!!!
And you just can’t hide it.
You’re about to lose control and I think you like it
Rosetta wants you to mock him on the new poat.