Ok, maybe that was just in my head. There is no rated R version so you can stop googling it.
I thought the ad was pretty good. In fact, it was my favorite commercial from the Rayper Bowl.
Bravery is cool. Confidence is sexy. Trading a shiner for a kiss? A well calculated move by our dorky hero, which she clearly enjoyed.
And one last thing: Audi is trying to sell a car to those that can afford a BMW, but don’t want the traditional image that comes with it. This is the BMW ad from the 2012 Super Bowl that is exactly the same, but without any of the anything that made the Audi ad memorable. Did you remember it?
I think Audi succeeded—mostly because we’re still talking about it.
UPDATE: The only reason I wrote this POS is so I could use the term Rayper Bowl. Feel free to push this down for a picture of a girl’s butt or some other incredibly deep thinking.
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I’m not wakeying again.
*flips bird
Best post today. Sure, this has been played out, but I just found the 2012 BMW ad.
*flips assault bird to car in.
*waves middle finger at MJ*
Hi!
I think there’s a pile of implied history. We’ve all seen that movie. She probably lives next door and thought of him as a brother until about 2s into that kiss.
I’m okay with it.
I think this covers everyone. Hi lauraw!
http://i.imgur.com/jdm80.gif
*waits for Wiser to agree with the puncher and Dave to tell me that the kissing was a disproportionate response to her hawtness*
I’m so glad you got it.
He should have used a bat.
Good morning, cool kids.
**watches the Flying Fuck video**
*waves a fungo bat in everybody’s face*
Flip me off. Go ahead, make my day. Make my day a day in jail, calling a bondsman and appearing in court.
My comment when I saw the commercial is they cut out the 5 or so minutes of the kid laying on the gym floor, bawling.
*facetimes dave so I can give him the finger
>> they cut out the 5 or so minutes of the kid laying on the gym floor, bawling.
NBC?
I can’t see the video, but please tell me one of them is Falcon Punch
Also, *flips everyone off
*again
*Only flips off half the room, because demure and well-mannered*
Everyone flipping everyone off? What is new?
Got another project today, closed on a deal in Kentucky.
I got skills.
http://tinyurl.com/9w5hx2k
Morning children.
*flips off vmax
*looks at poat*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NTsZx3LZbM0#t=6s
This is pretty good. Life without risk = no freedom.
http://radioviceonline.com/if-there-is-one-thing-we-can-do-to-keep-our-children-safe/
*flips off Alice and Pepe with a flourish*
Congrats, Pupster!
Alice! Long time no see! *flips off Alice*
Don’t be such a stranger.
*Double flips off Cyn while steering with knee.*
Flipping someone off while driving is a mandatory part of the driver’s test here in MA.
Doing it while texting is extra credit.
*squints while tailgating, reads Pepe’s ‘Mean People Suck’ bumpersticker*
*flips him off and tries to run him off the road*
Flipping someone off while driving is a mandatory part of the driver’s test here in MA.
We call them Massholes for a reason. Although, I must say, they’re not so bad off their home turf. But driving in Bwahstun, ye Gods….no. I won’t do it again.
I lurk a bunch, laura. I’m in eastern Oklahoma for the next several days – my grandfather is in congestive heart failure. He’d been drinking a half bottle of DM cough syrup every four hours, plus taking a guaifinesin DM tablet, plus slamming 5 hour energy drinks and Glucerna Boost to try to keep his energy up. He’s managed to conceal his CHF symptoms for quite some time by masquerading as a partying college student.
The Okie is creeping back in – I’ve already said ‘passel’ more times than I care to admit.
But driving in Bwahstun, ye Gods….no. I won’t do it again.
My daily commute takes me straight towards Bwahstun each day. I have come to fully appreciate the term Masshole in a new way. I wonder if xbrad can get me a discount on a lightly used Bradley?
Sorry to hear about your grandfather’s illness, Alice. Although your description of his self-medicating is hilarious.
This is pretty good. Life without risk = no freedom.
“You have to give up. You have to realize that someday you will die, and until you know that, you are useless.” ~Stuff Tyler Durden Said~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
AD, it’s the driving bumper-to-bumper at highway speed that always used to stun me. Don’t they understand what happens if somebody hits a bump and spills their coffee?
Morning everyone. I don’t want to go teach a class, so you all have to entertain me instead.
Anyone waiting patiently for me to put up a fantastic, faptastic, witty poat with lots of pretty lady butts today will be sorely disappointed, as i’m too tired to poat.
**flips bird at Mare**
I have often dreamed of catching something like this.
http://tinyurl.com/amh5xe7
I do not think I would have killed it though.
This is not quite the same branch of the family that gave us the Super Bitch drunk driving funeral, but it’s close. There was more self-medicating going on, but I think the robotripping was what was causing most of the stuff the family is concerned about.
I think I saw Jay here, walking around in a couple of bedsheets tied to his head like a sheik hat, wearing a giant lime green cardboard cross with ‘John 3:16′ hung around his neck. At least, the guy’s face looks like his avatar picture.
I think I saw Jay here, walking around in a couple of bedsheets tied to his head
rayciss!
It’s not racist, they’re not white bedsheets. They’re quite colorful.
I did not notice bawston drivers being bad. The 2 American cities I loath to drive in are Wash DC and Orlando.
Mexico City takes the cake. Driving on sidewalks is real and unexpected.
DC pisses me off. I keep forgetting 95 doesn’t go through it.
I learned in Boston there’s two kinds of car horn honks. One is a compliment, like you just got away with something awesome.. and they’re yellin “YOOO FAAAAAAAWKIN TELL EM”.
The other honk is when you piss them off.
Totally different things.
*flips off Scott*
All right. To all of those that have flipped me off today: Choose your weapon.
http://is.gd/cGi9kY
*starts to flip everyone off, gets “The Look” from my mother, puts hands behind back*
Mornin, all.
FWIW, I LOVED that Audi ad – almost fell out of my chair laughing at the ending.
*waves to Alice*
I lied. I’mma post some butt soon.
That’s pretty close to low hanging fruit, xbrad. Careful.
Booty time, booty time, across the
USA!H2.That’s “New Poat” for those of you that don’t get it.
The two American cities I most loathe to drive in are Andrews and Lamesa. And that’s because they’re on the way to Lubbock and they’re both dry. You get a hankering for a roadshortner on your way to Lubbock, you better have brought some of your own.
My favorite BMW joke: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
It was my favorite ad too, MJ. I loved it. I agree with what you said in this post.
Also, Rayper….well done.