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130126-N-KL617-030 SULU SEA (Jan. 26, 2013) Rigid-hull inflatable boats transfer cargo from the mine countermeasures ship USS Guardian (MCM 5) to the guided-missile destroyer USS Mustin (DDG 89) (not pictured). Guardian ran aground on Tubbataha Reef Jan. 17. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Kelby Sanders/Released)
Lighting da boiler
130201-N-IY633-290 EAST CHINA SEA (Feb. 1, 2013) Machinist’s Mate 3rd Class Regal Peguino and Chief Machinist’s Mate Jaston Bowie prepare to light number one boiler in the aft main machinery room during an engineering training team drill aboard the amphibious assault ship USS Bonhomme Richard (LHD 6). The Bonhomme Richard Amphibious Ready Group, deployed in the U. S. 7th Fleet area of responsibility, will take part in amphibious integration training (AIT), certification exercise (CERTEX), and participate in the annual multi-national combined joint training exercise Cobra Gold. (U. S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Amanda S. Kitchner/Released)
130131-N-RE636-080 JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (Jan. 31, 2013) Airman Kevin Scott and Airman Robert French, both assigned to Patrol Squadron (VP) 16, direct a P-8A Poseidon on the flight line. The War Eagles recently became qualified to launch and recover their aircrafts independently. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Gulianna Dunn/Released)
That is all. Let us leave MJ’s sick twisted joke behind us and shun him.
Update! figure out if this is a tucker or not
130201-N-HI414-054 EAST CHINA SEA (Feb. 1, 2013) A close-in weapons system (CIWS) fires from the Whidbey Island-class amphibious dock landing ship USS Tortuga (LSD 46) during a live-fire exercise. Tortuga is part of the Bonhomme Richard Amphibious Ready Group and is operating in the U.S. 7th Fleet area of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Gregory A. Harden II/Released)
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Good morning HorseFuckers!
Sorry, but that Horsebaby story from Ace’s had us laughing all night.
I sent it to a friend deployed in Al Udied and it has gone viral. Hopefully it will never be traced back to me.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/horseman-baby-687431
Now it’s time to ‘get off the bucket’ and go to bed.
Have a good one phat
Thanks vmax!
It was a spectacular stupid night. Lot’s of AF buffoonery.
The airport ‘officials’ in NIger decided to charge us $5000 in landing fees with no notice and are threatening to impound the C-17.
That was fun. Still not solved, but that’s the beauty of shift work. When I go back on monday there will be a completely new crisis to handle.
Good morning children.
Thanks Vmax, last poat was smelling like a tranny.
Nice wakey gifs pupster. Hula Hoop girl was hot in the cold.
Good morning/night phat. Can you leave the bucket…for a friend?
It must be February. I got a Tiffany’s catalog in the mail urging me to shop for Valentine’s Day and comixology digital comics is having a sale on DC Comics for black history month.
Happy Groundhog Day!!!
Freakin’ New Mexico, can’t even afford a groundhog, they’re having “prairie dog day”.
That is one way to make money. “Nice aircraft you have there.” and all.
Yes it was Jimbro
Jimbro,
I hear that after you ‘bust a nut’ it’s thoughtful to groom your partner.
It’s like cuddling. Just with a horse.
They never learn…the siren song must be at a frequency only a select few can hear: http://tinyurl.com/aq4rvoh
Still seems a bit phallic.
I’m pretty sure most of the horse stories I heard before that one included colon busting rather than nut busting.
Still seems a bit phallic.
At least it’s supposed to be.
Leon,
What went on in Enumclaw needs to stay in Enumclaw.
Dave
NOT a tucker NOT
Ok, going to bed soon.
BTW, anyone have a Mosin Nagant rifle? I’m getting ready to start some serious modifications and want to see if anyone has been down that road.
“We are continuing this investigation to determine whether we can prove a connection to the incidents of August 2002 and May 2003,”
He would have been 9 at the time.
It IS Maine though.
I got a fishing license there that listed my height as 5’14″
Not I phat
My facedouche “friend” has gone full commie.
Why is your height on your fishing license?
If you know Russ in Winterset he’s got a Mosin Nagant and is pretty knowledgeable about firearms.
No big deal.
A 1940′s era Mosin is around $100 and is an awesome rifle.
Mine is a 1929 sniper model and can still drive nails. Just a great rifle.
I shoot my Mosin more than the Mini-14 because the ammo is cheaper and it’s more fun.
5’14″
Must have taken your shoes into account. Platform heels?
http://youtu.be/YL1J5aQS-Ls
vmax pushed that chick down like a fat kid on the playground. I ordinarily don’t condone such behavior towards women, but in this case …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s
Andy, it wasn’t a woman, so it’s okay.
No, really.
Your link is even funnier Andy
What the hell is going on with Maetenloch?
I’m not going to wade into the ONT comments to find out, but that dude needs some meds. Or a pink slip.
Carin’s FB friend is a piece of work. At least she’s in England and isn’t personally there to point out which of Carin’s kids she should sell or shouldn’t have had in the first place.
Roamie, I’m not sure why I waded into that cesspit’s fantasy world.
Typical liberal behavior – hurl inuendo and insults, blame others for fighting back, proclaim innocence, then claim the moral high ground.
Carin should just block her and be done with it.
What a nasty human being. I responded, but I gotta walk away now. I have better things to do than to play with the troll.
We all have better things to do.
Where is Wiser? I bought him a calender
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O24AIXXO3TM&feature=youtu.be
Ok, here is a weird situation: my kids have a black kid in their class, lets call him Danny.
One of my kids noticed that Danny has a darker complexion, and asked us: “Is Danny brown?”
I don’t want them to become race aware at such a young age. So we said, yes, Danny is brown, and so are Mommy and Daddy and you. But he is not convinced. We all appear significantly less brown than Danny.
Das Raciss.
Shoulda said “Yes, son he is, and so are you. Just be wary of those racist white kids.”
Stand still Hotspur
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymivx9yvgiI
So, Obama does skeet.
I don’t, so I’ll leave it to you guys to critique his technique.
http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/whitehouse/8436110735/sizes/l/
He is wearing dark glasses to hide the fact that his eyes are closed.
Any time I ever shot skeet my barrel was up to actually hit the clay birds in the air. Instead he looks like he’s aiming at a target…probably the Constitution or a picture of Boehner
Mom jeans and guns.
A liberal nightmare.
>> What the hell is going on with Maetenloch?
It’s a thing. Some of the commenters seemed to want all doom and gloom all the time, so he gave it to ‘em.
I restored order with the smiley face this morning.
Have A Nice Day.
I thought you started with the barrel up, then followed the target in a semi-circle.
There’s a place here than can teach you to hit 20 out of 25 in an hour.
He could have started with the barrel up, how can we tell? And gravity eventually brings them to the ground.
Also, Andy pointed out, could be trap. One of those is a target fired straight at you over a field. Birds do that. I seen it.
Shotgun trutherism is the new hotness
It could have been a dog hunt.
Obama yells “pull” and the kennel door opens.
Super Bowl is in New Orleans. I can’t wait for the stories about Katrina (Bush’s fault!) and the redemption since then. Will there be comparisons to the One True Savior’s handling of Sandy?
heh
No offense no anyone that may live there, but NO was a corrupt dump before Katrina. Afterward it’s still corrupt and a dump, but a few people made millions on the graft.
It’s the culture, stoopid.
Hahaha. Release the hounds!
Yo soy un hombre muy hermoso. Digo yo.
Tushar, when I taught first grade, the issue came up. I just told them that thank God we are all different, like flowers. White people aren’t ‘white’ and black people aren’t ‘black’, we’re an assortment of shades in between….and sometimes children aren’t even the same shade as their own parents. My son and I are fairer than my husband and daughter, who turn browner than the daughter’s best friend, who is Indian Indian, like you.
Scott wins
Good morning, people who are still getting over their uncomfortable feelings about yesterday.
Well, they turn browner, in the summer.
And I made a big deal about how beautiful God made each of us.
Then dropped it as it was no longer an ‘issue’.
>>€No offense no anyone that may live there, but NO was a corrupt dump before Katrina. Afterward it’s still corrupt and a dump, but a few people made millions on the graft.
I heard this morning that the NFL hosting committee is having people who are there for the game do some volunteer work, rebuilding the 9th ward, which supposedly is still fucked 7 years later.
Are you fucking kidding me? Can’t the people who live there pick up a fucking shovel? Why is it always visitors that have to fix up their mess?
I was there after Katrina for a conference and we ll went out and dug up an area where they were going to plant sunflowers to leech some metal out of the soil. There must have been 75 people digging up a plot that could have done faster if we all just donated $50 each and rented a Bobcat. And then used that on a number of other locations that day.
It’s all nothing but feel-good bullshit. 7 fucking years later and the area still needs rehabbing?
You know what to do.
Are you fucking kidding me? Can’t the people who live there pick up a fucking shovel? Why is it always visitors that have to fix up their mess?
thas rayciss
Scott, Laura:
http://seanlinnane.blogspot.com/2013/02/silent-firearms-100-legal.html
I do not recall the ward it was 20 years ago, however a church group I was related with wanted to help people in NO. They bought a house in the worst area and fixed it up. The neighborhood was a complete disaster due to neglect.
They fixed up both neighbors homes to either side. Then the elderly lady across the way. Soon people wanted help fixing up their homes as well.
When I arrived they had a 4 block area of small well kept homes. They were gradually restoring pride to the ‘hood one home at a time.
I love New Orleans! No more than two weeks at a time and in the French Quarter only.
BowMag looks awesome!
That is pretty cool Brad.
Do you get a lot of beads thrown at you Chief?
That is badass xbrad.
Powerhead for a flying bang stick. I have one for my Hawaiian sling.
I may or may not have used it on trees and the back yard.
I want one of them bow mag thingys.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
“1955, ma’am.”
“Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”
The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”
http://is.gd/I7TqkF
Tasteless. That’s how I roll.
Heh. Our guest runs the local theatre and was talking about Paul Anka who recently performed there.
I so wanted to ask him if the guys got shirts
God afternoon Godless Sodomites!
Andy, thanks for the post at Moron HQ.
Kind of a yin/yang thing going on now.
Karma is happy, balance is served.
3 hrs of sleep so I can get back to a normal schedule. Ugh.
If alcohol didn’t make it worse I would start drinking RIGHT NOW.
Wiser,
‘That’s just the FUCKIN’ WAY IT IS!’
I use ‘slice like fuckin’ hammer’ in casual conversation to this day.
Yes, i get looks. Until I point them to the audio, then they start using it.
or where’s Joe?
Wiser, can you edit the audio so you can play it on your show?
At least maybe some short clips for the soundboard?
‘You want me to get Vinny Falcone to ride your ass’?’.
Could be epic, could get you fired.
Bow mag is cool, looks like its 40 bucks for 6 for May delivery. Even they are backed up. It would be good for backup end of the world stuff, but $6+ a shot is not for fun. Well, maybe the first time.
For fun, I asked the best gun to kill a fat groundhog in Andy’s thread and got about 10 serious answers.
G,
So what are you going with? Given the hoopla around Phil’s appearance I think you’re going to want to go with something long range.
Remington 700 would be my choice.
Shoot then scoot.
C 4.
Alternatively the BowMag.
Ha. right now the groundhog is driving angry on amc.
G,
Use a small enough round that they have something left to identify. As a warning to the next ‘Phil’.
WWBLSD
What would Bob Lee Swagger do?
I think BLSwagger would use the bowmag in a wrist-rocket.
Don’t make a maniac out of me.
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching
http://tinyurl.com/a33c258
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. . .
Fancy.
I usually just wrap up a tub of vaseline and tune the television to HSN.
Wow, that Valentine’s Day offer includes a $10 Moviefone coupon.
Who needs KY at a theater that uses Moviefone?
(Well, except for XBrad – he hasn’t been allowed back at that one place since they showed “Babe”…..)
Vaseline and television, Jewstin? Luxury. I just drill a hole in a cantaloupe I’ve left out in the sun for an hour and page through some old porn I found in the bushes down by the park.
Sean,
I have some racy V-day plans, but the lady next door keeps saying, “Neigh!”
Maybe if I bring a fancy bucket to her stall…
Be sure to use protection, phat. It would be awful if she was punished with a horseman baby.
I’m improving my station. Back in the day I had to fill a paper bag with rock salt and watch fat people waddle through the WalMart parking lot.
And I was lucky to have that.
Damnit, Teresa, I’m a doctor, not a CPA.
Okay, my attorney has advised me that I should clarify my last statement. I am not, in actuality, a doctor. Also, my attorney is just one of the many voices in my head.
I apologize for any confusion and/or difficulty I may have inadvertently caused.
Hunh… not a doctor?!
That explains a lot actually.
Thanks for the offer on dinner last night, Sean; the way my day is going, I should have taken you up on it. And stayed.
So how bout some dinner tonight Cyn?
Very tempting, Dave, were it not for the Axeman’s birthday today. As shitty as his attitude is today, I’m feeling pressured to be social or something. Grrrrrr.
I did get my first, “I hate you” and “You’re the worst mom ever”, so there’s that. *awards self a first place blue ribbon*
Awwwww… emotional language clues of frustration from the tweener.
Excellent work mom.
I’m thinking more sleep deprivation from a smart mouthed punk. He wanted to stay up until midnight to his birth day; he stayed up until 2:30 and then was up at 8 am.
Happy Happy Joy Joy Wheeeee!
I’m still keeping the blue ribbon. Dammit.
Interesting collection of videos from the the trail-cam behind the house today. Two coyotes and a raccoon in addition to the usual deers.
Those aren’t very good to eat, Andy. You must be using the wrong hobos for bait.
Coyotes have bumped up their visitations here lately too, Andy. We were awakened by a choir in the small hours this morning.
You earned it, sleep deprivation notwithstanding.
We have coyotes in the hills around my place too Andy, if you remember just south. I hear em most nights. Drives Moses bonkers, but not enough to go lookin for em.
Coyote choirs make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
Piloerection!
The daughter and I saw a red fox out there a couple of weeks ago. I keep hoping to get one of video, but no luck yet.
We’re far enough in town that we don’t hear them, fortunately. I think sometimes though that the dogs south of us do, and we occasionally hear their chorus of howling.
I just drill a hole in a cantaloupe I’ve left out in the sun for an hour and page through some old porn I found in the bushes down by the park.
BWAHAHAHAHA
Reminds me of the story a former cow-orker told us. She is about 60 years old, single, and likes to make it known her lady parts still want to be worked. She was a groupie back in the day.
Anyway, she had a couple of dates with a guy and one day they decided to hit the farmers market for some yummies for their lunch. They commenced preparing said lunch and the dude disappeared. She found him in a back bedroom ‘doing’ a watermelon and when asked what he was doing, ‘Oh, I thought that we could enjoy this together when I was done’ (something to that effect).
Her – ‘Oh. Well. I was just going to tell you that I forgot something in the car, I’ll be right back.’
She grabbed her keys and left.
This was one of several odd dates, she told us about. Believable as she was a weird duck.
he stayed up until 2:30 and then was up at 8 am.
Brrrrrr, I hated the sleepovers. They turn into gremlins.
*Never.eating.watermelon.again.*
Eeeeewwwwww……
“Gremlin” must be the polite word. Ha!
I did get my first, “I hate you” and “You’re the worst mom ever”, so there’s that. *awards self a first place blue ribbon*
There’s a T-Shirt and a trophy that come with that, too…..
*rifles through boxes marked “Teenage Angst” in closet*
I’ll drop those in the mail for ya
“Gremlin” must be the polite word. Ha!
One of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes is “Now I know why tigers eat their young”
There’s a T-Shirt and a trophy that come with that, too…..
No shit? Cool.
I actually expected to hear that from the older, Googleboy, and not Axeman. I guess that’s what I get for letting him eat gluten for breakfast.
I guess that’s what I get for letting him eat gluten for breakfast.
*looks up at ceiling, whistles*
it comes in pink Cyn
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/18940256/worlds-worst-mom_tshirt
Very pretty G’Mo; I’m thinking a hatey black would be perfect tho.
MARE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXk8BH592lI&feature=youtu.be
How old is the Axeman today, Cyn?
Is he gonna live to see another birthday?
12
The day’s not over so his future is uncertain, except for the part where bed tonight is 8:30 pm.
Cake bakey time!
HA…good one, scott.
HA! I saw that one, Scott, on Reddit with the comment that the kitten needed a reboot.
Kittens and puppies – is there anything they cannot fix?
Eldest punkin gal had a tabby like that kitten Scott.. she did the same thing when she saw herself in the bathroom mirror. Total kitten freakout.
Kittens are goofy.
Here ya go, Cyn:
http://mrmom.amaonline.com/poems/meanestmother.htm
And mum’s the word if anyone asks “Where’s Axeman?”
We didn’t see nuthin’……
Here’s a shirt in black:
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/33563873/worst-mom-ever_tshirt
(You may want to order more than one – in case one’s in the wash)
This one is pretty good too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixvBFzG0kc&feature=youtu.be
I love siamese and their elegant gloves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvZCmYRKpE
NEW POAT!