[Rosetta left an unused post in draft. In case you didn't realize it, no matter who completes the post, the person who originally created it is tagged as the author of that post. So I, wiserbud, took Rosetta's unused draft post and wrote the following.]
You may have noticed my absence in the past few months. [JOKE ALERT: NO ONE NOTICED OR CARED!!]
You may have assumed it is because of the changes I have experienced over the last 12 to 18 months, such as having a son and moving to a new home. [USE OF COMMONLY KNOWN FACTS ABOUT TARGET OF JOKE TO ESTABLISH "BONA FIDES" OF "AUTHOR" IN ORDER TO SET UP JOKE!!]
Well, that is not the only change that I have experienced recently. [SETUP!! GET READY... HERE COMES THE JOKE!!!]
I have come to the realization that I am, and probably always have been…. gay.[HAHAHAHAHAHA! SHOCKING PUNCHLINE! SEE, WE HAVE ALL CALLED ROSETTA GAY FOR YEARS AND NOW, I AM MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE IS ACTUALLY, REALLY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!]
[JOKE ALERT! ABOVE PIC AN ATTEMPT TO SHOW THAT THIS IS MEANT TO BE A HUMOROUS POST!!]
Honestly, I guess, in retrospect, it’s not really that much of a surprise. You really didn’t have to be a Mensa candidate to figure out the clues. [JOKE ALERT: ALLUSION TO CONSTANT ACCUSATIONS OF "ROSETTA HAS TEH GHEY"!]
[JOKE ALERT: HUMOROUS VIDEO IS AN ATTEMPT TO ONCE AGAIN OVERTLY INSINUATE THAT THIS POST IS, IN REALITY, A JOKE!]
Now, you may think that this will change my political point of view, but you couldn’t be further from the truth. IMO, the defining concept of Conservatism is “live and let live.” You don’t bother me or force your beliefs on me and I will do the same for you. [JOKE ALERT: AGAIN USING SUPPOSED "FACTS" TO MAKE YOU THINK THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THIS IS A TRUE AND HONEST POST, AS OPPOSED TO ONE BIG JOKE!!]
damn, that’s hot.
[JOKE ALERT: NO, THIS IS, IN FACT, NOT HOT!!]
Yes. I.. Rosetta, am a proud gay man. [JOKE ALERT! IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED IT OUT YET, THIS POST WAS MEANT AS A JOKE AND ROSETTA HAS NOT COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!]
Deal with it , hosefuckers. [JOKE ALERT: DEAL WITH IT, HOSEFUCKERS!!]
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