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Okay… NOW it’s Wednesday.
How did your interview go, MJ?
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I think it went well. My sense is that I have the skills they are looking for, and will probably move on to the next step. I’ll find out in the next day or so.
Not sure about the whole deal, though. It would be a huge change, and I’m not exactly a risk taker when other people are dependent on the outcome.
wakey
wakey
Glad to hear, MJ. Options are always good.
(Roamy, if you have a real HHD hiding somewhere, feel free to push this man sluttage down.)
It started!
Running it at 1:30 really helped.
* awards self 3 Emmys and a Nobel *
Congrats – how cold is it, Scott?
FOG
We’re back to swimsuit weather today.
Can’t I go one whole month without shaving my legs dammit?!
Did you feel the earthquake near you last night, Dave?
7 when I got up.
Toasty 11 now.
Can’t I go one whole month without shaving my legs dammit?!
I have to shave my face/head at least twice a week, all year long.
You don’t hear me whining. I’m very quiet about it.
It is fricken freezing here.
Apparently Chair Force pilots pilots other than Phat, when flying from Rome to Tampa land on the 2nd runway that they see.
According to a report by the Chair Force regarding the C-17 landing at the wrong airport last July
They didn’t break anything so that is cool. But really? Blaming it on a lost cell phone is rather lame.
How’d that extra pilots get in there? and when is How’d not a word?
Did I break It? Is it plugged in?
*Jiggles the handle*
Where is the cord?
MJ, my advice is to go for it. I know loads of couples who have had to live apart for a while. (HotBride and I included.) How do you think people in the military manage it?
My main point is that when opportunity knocks one should take advantage of it. You have given 11 years to a company, and are no longer happy there. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If you move on and decide later you’re not happy, you were looking for a job when you walked in the door. Move on.
*Puts on rubber gloves*
*Sigh* Xbrad has used all the KY on Dolly
This is gonna hurt Poat but Dave insists on a prostate exam.
Whew ‘Spur saved it.
Except with Dumbocrats in charge Jobs aren’t exactly growing on trees.
My dad and mom lived apart during the week for more than a few years, when he was carrying mail. They just celebrated their 50th last year.
MJ, my advice is to go for it. I know loads of couples who have had to live apart for a while. (HotBride and I included.) How do you think people in the military manage it?
My main point is that when opportunity knocks one should take advantage of it. You have given 11 years to a company, and are no longer happy there. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If you move on and decide later you’re not happy, you were looking for a job when you walked in the door. Move on.
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Good advice. Still a butthole, though.
Mrs. Caruthers and I have been separated for a few months here and there for AF/ANG duties, including about 5 months early on when she went to basic training and then tech school for her specialty. It can be tough to manage the farm solo (I’m not great with the horses, they can sense that I’d rather eat them than pet them), but we managed each absence okay. If your marriage and commitment are strong and you can talk often on the phone and/or Skype, it’s survivable. You won’t want to do it over the long haul, I expect, so have a plan going in of how many years you want to do this, and what the transition will likely be.
Can’t I go one whole month without shaving my legs dammit?!
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I have to shave my face/head at least twice a week, all year long.
You don’t hear me whining. I’m very quiet about it.
L to R, Cyn, Leon
http://is.gd/5pjyOv
>> Did you feel the earthquake near you last night, Dave?
I don’t feel earthquakes, I cause them.
Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that, Leon.
*is quietly devastated for Leon; cries a little*
I heard a million people went to see Obama’s inauguration, and only 23 missed work.
I can’t look at the is.gd links from here, sadly.
imgur is blocked for me
And Laura is funny. I think I’d be okay if she left. PTSD over the first marriage ending can do that to a person.
Plus, horse steaks.
I heard a million people went to see Obama’s inauguration, and only 23 missed work.
Wow. Maybe unemployment really is declining.
No is.gd?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/TLsgMxRtSaI/AAAAAAAATL4/YK2mE6XDGAo/s1600/Bearded+couple.jpg
So, an AR-15 was not used in the Newtown massacre.
“You never want a serious crisis to go to waste. And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.”
No, the AR 15 was used. The info that is being used was taken right after the incident, and no collaborating evidence has been produced.
It might be a shotgun in that video.
GO, I was happier when I couldn’t see it.
You are a liberal peacock if you think the type of gun matters in a mass murder.
Ask the kids at Virginia Tech.
Does in matter how many rounds Hasan go off, or does he get a pass because he’s part of the peacock protectorate?
GO, I was happier when I couldn’t see it.
You’re welcome.
So many questions. Why not ask Hillary? She’s pretending to answer some today.
Maybe she still has that concussion.
The Immaculate Concussion™.
That’s still funny.
It would have been awesome if Hillary had shown up at the hearing, holding an oversized ice bag to her forehead.
They should just use Sharyl Attkisson’s questions:
http://twitchy.com/2013/01/22/boom-cbs-sharyl-attkisson-tears-into-obama-admin-over-benghazigate/
Jay, where did that concussion remark originate?
I think roamy said it, or I read it at AOS. Can’t remember.
The Immaculate Concussion™.
Well, they sometimes say forgetfulness is a blessing.
American people: Ben-what?
Ben-gayzee. It’s what old people rub on their joints.
Are the Benghazi hearings as bad as it sounds at AOS?
Ben Gazi I know that guy!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001262/
*streaks through the blog*
Is someone having fish for lunch?
Well, Hotspur was here earlier.
Well, Hotspur was here earlier.
No, I recognize Hotspur’s odor. He smells more like flop sweat and stale Chardonney
I had asparagus for lunch, so I’ll smell funny later.
Wait… was PJM here and I missed her??
Oooooo, harsh. That blobfish smell is sorta distinct.
That blobfish smell is sorta distinct.
Exactly!!
I approve of this posts message!
I know Cyn knows what PJ smells like, but how does Leon?
I’m well-read.
First!
A truly masterful performance. If the republicans ever want to be relevant again, they are going to have to learn how to play on people’s emotions.
What does it matter?
A janitor at a local elementary school noticed a .22 cartridge on the floor.
The school was evacuated and the state police bomb squad was called in to search the building.
Seriously, the bomb squad?
Where did a 22 cartridge come from in an elementary school?
Officer: There are four dead bodies here, with skull wounds, and I see you are holding a bloody pickaxe.
Orwell: They are already dead. What does it matter?
Dead Ambassador Jello.
Bloody Pickaxe Jello
Good day, people who are about to go on a 57 state killing spree if they hear one more word about Michelle’s bangs.
(After this, I mean.)
I saw Bloody Pickaxe Jello open for Slayer in 1996.
We don’t have enough Che Che or bullwhip references any more.
Yep. The freaking bomb squad. The are turning us into pussies.
It’s like when they call in the hazmat team for a thermometer.
Too late, Sean, that was the last one I could take.
In other news, Mrs. Caruthers sits down for her interview in 45 minutes. The truck started (it’s been a little iffy in the cold), so I don’t have to bail on work and get her there, so that’s good.
It’s like when they call in the hazmat team for a thermometer.
OMG Hg!!!!!
Sean, even my kids said that Michelle’s new haircut is horrible.
Honestly, they truly are the emperor with no clothes on.
She gets a HORRIBLE haircut, but everyone falls over themself saying how wonderful it is.
We don’t have enough Che Che or bullwhip references any more.
viz., Rosetta, and out and proud gay man.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn’t understand why J’ames would be sticking a bullwhip up his ass when so many things are wrong with inserting something of that nature into one’s own posterior. ‘Doesn’t Mr. In Ames care about being able to sit comfortably anymore?’ she asked pitifully.”
Ask, and you shall receive.
In construction, the Ramset guns we use shoot a .22 load. If it was one of those from a previous construction project and it just managed to work itself out of a nook or cranny, that might explain it.
Otherwise, it’s terrorists.
A few years ago a thermometer got broken in the high school. They suspended school for three days while they cleaned that mess up.
A few years ago a thermometer got broken in the high school. They suspended school for three days while they cleaned that mess up.
Fuckin’ assault thermometers.
And to think we used to get a dustpan, and sweep that up.
How did we survive?
We’re brain damaged – every fucking one of us.
And now we’re reduced to Hosefucking Through The Midlife Crisis.
We’re brain damaged – every fucking one of us.
Must be mercury poisoning. Merry unbirthday, Hospurt!
I read this comment in the NYT while my sooper boss was droning on about something I can’t quite recall:
“When JFK cut taxes the marginal rate was at 91%. He reduced it to 67% which is where he said it about should be. That sounds about right for today too.
Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security are not the problem. The U.S. does not now have a fiscal crisis except in the imagination of those that want to abandon the less fortunate while they eat cake.
The ability of the US to carry our current debt has never been better in modern times. The problem we now face is a jobs problem and an unsustainable disproportionate concentration of wealth and power in a free society.”
Hahahahahaha. The avatar had a white, pointy beard which perfected the comment. Hahahahhaha.
Just wait until one of those CFL puppies breaks inside a school. Whooboy, look out.
Poor Paul Krugman, reduced to sockpuppeting.
Speaking of white beards.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/whitebeards.jpg
I still don’t get where all that money is imagined to be. It just doesn’t add up. How Krugman still draws a paycheck is a mystery. And every single lib I know quotes him ad nauseum.
Lemon Bear Dick Punch is actually a more coherent string of words that Mr White Pointy Beard, Round Glasses, Total Cliche.
Just wait until one of those CFL puppies breaks inside a school. Whooboy, look out.
You mean those things I throw in the garbage? I’ll bet I’m going to hell.
I throw my old batteries in the garbage.
*changes name*
Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security are not the problem. The U.S. does not now have a fiscal crisis except in the imagination of those that want to abandon the less fortunate while they eat cake.
The ability of the US to carry our current debt has never been better in modern times. The problem we now face is a jobs problem and an unsustainable disproportionate concentration of wealth and power in a free society.”
No. Wrong you fucking tool. Too many of the “less fortunate” are sitting on their ass,collecting foodstamps and housing vouchers while I bust my ass waiting tables. THe middle class and small businesses are being squeezed why Washington insiders eat the fucking cake. I heard the Obama’s had another party last night and partyied with celebreties until 3 am.
Mr White Pointy Beard can suck my dick.
I still don’t get where all that money is imagined to be. It just doesn’t add up. How Krugman still draws a paycheck is a mystery. And every single lib I know quotes him ad nauseum.
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I’ve been training myself to never make the mistake to label lefties as anything but political actors.
Paul Krugman isn’t an economist. MATT DAMON! isn’t an actor. BIll Maher isn’t a show host. Katy Perry isn’t a singer. David Gregory isn’t a journalist.
They are all political operatives first. Period.
Poor Paul Krugman, reduced to sockpuppeting.
Like Santa Claus, I don’t believe in Krugman. I think he’s just a sockpuppet script.
Political actors. Useful idiots. Either one.
Holy crap, it’s Wednesday. Hello, everybody.
You’re tardy, Gab.
*makes note in Gab’s “permanent record”
Uh oh, Car in’s got “the list” out again.
Oh, and Hi Gabe! Good to see ya!
Katy Perry sings?
Oh great. Another cob-logger. Andy is bad enough. Gabe will probably drink all the beer, eat all the onion dip and piss in the rubber plant.
Only I get to do that.
Rubbers grow on plants?
Rubbers grow on plants?
That’s why Sandra Fluke believes they should be free.
I’ll give her all the free rubbers she wants. She may want to rinse them out first. Her choice.
Afternoon, reprobates!
Rubber? I can hardly stand to look at ‘er!
Honestly, they truly are the emperor with no clothes on.
She gets a HORRIBLE haircut, but everyone falls over themself saying how wonderful it is.
My cousin posted on FB a picture of Michelle next to a picture of a Romulan. Since she’s a big leftie, I restrained from commenting that Klingons find it a deadly insult to be compared to the dishonorable Romulans.
Think of all the sofas that had to die in order to clothe Queen Michelle.
Think of all the sofas that had to die in order to clothe Queen Michelle.
Those poor naugas…
Since she’s a big leftie, I restrained from commenting that Klingons find it a deadly insult to be compared to the dishonorable Romulans.
I’m pretty certain the situation called for it. If she gives you crap, ask her why she thinks being compared to a Klingon is somehow derogatory. The Klingons are a proud, capable people with a first-rate military and honorable traditions. If she thinks “Klingon” is derogatory, she’s the racist here.
Klingons are brown. Ewwwww….
Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security are not the problem. The U.S. does not now have a fiscal crisis except in the imagination of those that want to abandon the less fortunate while they eat cake.
The ability of the US to carry our current debt has never been better in modern times. The problem we now face is a jobs problem and an unsustainable disproportionate concentration of wealth and power in a free society.”<i?</b?
This asstard didn't pay attention in history class.
Dude. The Age of Robber Barrons?
Not good.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/23/panetta-opens-combat-roles-to-women/
Not good.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/23/panetta-opens-combat-roles-to-women/
Now watch as cries of “sexual harassment” and “rape” are used to decimate the officer corps.
It’s not really rape-rape.
BiW – Obama’s rather fuzzy on his history.
It’s not really rape-rape.
I should clarify that I expect false accusations of rape. Any real incidents of rape should be punished severely.
Can SecDef do that without Congressional approval?!?
Can SecDef do that without Congressional approval?!?
It’s adorable that you think this Administration cares.
The left is anti-history.
I tried to prove this in last week’s BBF but you guys were all looking at the big floppy bewbies.
Thank god Bill Clinton told Yeltsin to tear down the iron curtain between the USSR and France. He’s awesome and loves his wife.
45 years ago today North Korea committed an act of War against the United States. We’ve been quivering pussies ever since.
Hola, bitchez!
I am going to avoid the news tonight. . . don’t need my blood pressure spiking.
What difference does it make?
Mare.
http://youtu.be/fUyF9i85NEU
A few hours later that whole, “what difference does it make” statement sounds like the kiss of death. If Obama was smart he’d turn on her like a mother fucker and remove her from the field permanently.
Hahahahaha. Header pic and tagline.
This can’t be good for the Black Community…
http://washingtonexaminer.com/study-obamas-replace-tvs-huxtables-as-black-marriage-role-model/article/2519472#.UQAOFCfAexV
Great header.
Cats truly are the cornerstone of the Internet.
Mrs MJ has been putting on Cosby Show reruns in the background while we read at night.
That was a great show, but is sadly out of place now. Two professional parents raising 5 children without a nanny. The kids are expected to study hard, are disciplined regularly, and there is no doubt that the parents are in charge of everything.
Today is would never make it.
#mjisgettingold
If they made that show today, Cliff would be a bumbling moron doing a blue-collar job, poorly.
You should tweet that.
That header picture gets 3 snaps up AND a Z formation
My cousin Todd just became Director of Public Safety in Canton, MI. He’s pretty badass. He’s been at the forefront of development of SWAT teams in SE Michigan for many years.
http://tinyurl.com/b2efawn
Congrats to Cousin Todd!
>>>>If they made that show today, Cliff would be a bumbling moron doing a blue-collar job, poorly.
And he, if not both he and his wife, would be morbidly obese.
I’ve been to Canton. Is he expecting a riot in Ikea?
Don’t think so, but you must be prepared.
It’s for the children.
Do people in Canton MI have a congenital hatred of the pro football hall of fame?
No, I think they have a congenital hatred of Detroit, since that what most of them fled in the 70s that made it the bedroom community that it is today.
visual capitalist did an interesting piece on gold supply – it opens the floor up for more interesting questions – and a chart or two from geoff
Shheeeiit. My dogs is barking today.
There are six people in my department. Three of them are some combination of lazy, frivolous, recalcitrant, and incompetent. The two experienced builders keep us on the build schedule, and build stuff.
The three incompetents are given tasks they can be trusted to do with minimal supervision.
I do everything else. If this is the slow time, I’m going to be a fucking wreck when the busy time rolls around.
BTW, my apologies to Cyn for missing (and not replying to) her greeting Sunday night.
I have an answer to the “why do people lurk?” question, that probably applies to a lot of the voyeurs around here.
I’m usually at work from 6:30 to 6, plus a long commute on either end. I don’t get much chance to read the poat during the day, and am not able to comment when I do. On the train ride home, I sometimes dial in remotely and finish up some work, or catch up on a couple hundred accumulated comments. On Mondays and Fridays, it takes extra time to even *get* to the comments, IYKWIMAITYD. When I get home, I take care of bath/book/brush/bed for the kids. Then a little time to catch our breath, then to bed. I might get a little time to check the AoS ONT, read some other news, and check out the last few hours of comments here. I can’t really stay up and chat, as I have to be up again around 4:30.
So why the daily habit of reading without commenting? For the haha, and the (vicarious) sense of a community. A politically incorrect, unstuffy, cheerfully offensive community.
And BBF/MMM of course.
Finally, MJ should definitely take the job, as long as he gets the ‘jobs.
Hey boomstick. don’t be a stranger.
It’s creepy.
I kid.
sorta.
LOL.
Juan Williams would swear that the sun came up in the west, if that was a talking point of the administration!
“pathetic” would have also worked there, Car in.
Did you see Juan Williams WSJ piece the other day? I linked it on my blog (SYWM) the other day.
Yea, he’s full of shiiit.
Boomstick, I’m just teasing.
When I started (years ago) reading Protein Wisdom, for example, I didn’t comment for the longest time. Read and read the comments and never said boo.
Now you can’t shut me up.
I remember when you could comment at Ace’s, back in ’03, ’04. Good times.
I remember when you could comment at Ace’s, back in ’03, ’04. Good times.
Ha ha ha … right? lol.
I know you’re teasing, I’ve been reading your comments for months.
[See, now *that* was creepy. Don't worry, I'm just showing my range.]
Naw. we’re used to it. Oso lurked for a loooong fricken time and we’re not afraid of her.
much.
Speak for yourself, I’m scared shitless of that gal.
I love AoS, but I usually don’t read the comments anymore. Just too many, from too many people, with too low a signal-to-noise ratio. And new posts fragmenting the discussion. H2 is more intimate (SYWM).
Oso knows everything.
I think she has us in binders.
Nobody goes to AOS anymore, it’s too crowded.
I can’t read the comments at AoS from work because of the .cc url, so I’ve basically fallen out of the habit completely. It’s a shame, because I talked to Ace a few times in the comments and I miss being able to talk to the guy.
If he had a radio show and needed me to call in, I’d call.
Lol.
What Scott said.
The cool kids hang out in ironically retro sites like this. Or it’s my homepage, I can’t remember which. . .
Hahaha. Binders full of Hostages.
So, FTR, you don’t Oso?
Who wants to see a new DG photo?
http://tinyurl.com/anfqyam
* reaches for Oso’s file *
Boomstick, bullwhips, your ass, ? – some assembly required.
Up in the header. That has to be the ugliest meloncat in the history of the internets.
I see TAGNASH’s home planet has been taken over by the Klingons.
Love the Tagnash header.
Hey, does this mean we can draft Hillary now?
Not for office, for mine-clearing duty.
Good idea. Since the Navy is a little short on mine clearing assets right now…
http://www.informationdissemination.net/2013/01/uss-guardian-grounding.html#disqus_thread
>> I love AoS, but I usually don’t read the comments anymore.
Pfft. Piker.
Ace doesn’t even read the goddamned blog.
Target again?! Couldn’t we go someplace cool like KMart?
http://flic.kr/p/dP5eur
“FTR?” This is the first time I’m hearing about binders and I need to consult with important people before I can comment on any weapons being moved through Turkey to Syria. Squirrel
Hahahaha
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Yes, oso has an encyclopidic knowledge of h2ers. Definitely binders.
BTW, my apologies to Cyn for missing (and not replying to) her greeting Sunday night.
I have an answer to the “why do people lurk?” question, that probably applies to a lot of the voyeurs around here.
I’m usually at work from 6:30 to 6, plus a long commute on either end. I don’t get much chance to read the poat during the day, and am not able to comment when I do. On the train ride home, I sometimes dial in remotely and finish up some work, or catch up on a couple hundred accumulated comments. On Mondays and Fridays, it takes extra time to even *get* to the comments, IYKWIMAITYD. When I get home, I take care of bath/book/brush/bed for the kids. Then a little time to catch our breath, then to bed. I might get a little time to check the AoS ONT, read some other news, and check out the last few hours of comments here. I can’t really stay up and chat, as I have to be up again around 4:30.
So why the daily habit of reading without commenting? For the haha, and the (vicarious) sense of a community. A politically incorrect, unstuffy, cheerfully offensive community.
And BBF/MMM of course.
Finally, MJ should definitely take the job, as long as he gets the ‘jobs.
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Look assface, our brown guy puts in upwards of 89 hours of work in three days and still manages to bring the funneh.
Step the fuck up.
Also, how many fingers am I holding up?
http://is.gd/TEhazx
MJ, you should copy in the whole comment next time.
Mare check out this guys channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEjM3ETAKyk
DG looks about as happy at Target as I was!
Oso – She doesn’t like being strapped in.
Well Scott I have a new Internet love!
Why did MCPO post a picture of his granddaughter wearing a giant glove?
Mcpo, that’s a great picture!
Mare check out this guys channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEjM3ETAKyk
Both more intelligent and relevant than C-SPAN.
Also, how many fingers am I holding up?
http://is.gd/TEhazx
Those dicks? Not appealing.
I’m glad to see her strapped in!!! Even though DG is mad, kids falling out of carts makes a horrible sound. I said carts not buggies. Not a red neck.
Mare, where have you been all day?
You haven’t been bringing people food, so I don’t know that you have leave …
Notice DG’s hair is starting to fall over?
I think Mare was traveling.
http://tinyurl.com/8hnaerz
MJ, you should copy in the whole comment next time.
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Actually my favorite thing to do is copy in a LONG comment then reply with:
Really?
It makes me LOL in my diaper.
I think Mare was traveling.
*checks files
I don’t think she submitted the proper paperwork.
CYN???!!!
Clearly, MJ suffers from comment envy.
Those dicks? Not appealing.
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Please explain what dicks appeal to you.
I’ll wait.
You can always check with the U.S. Marshals for Mare’s whereabouts.
See, oso knows everything!
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Please explain what dicks appeal to you.
I’ll wait.
Uhm.
*blushes
This isn’t that kind of blog.
But, related:
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/01/oh-yeah-were-packin.html
Clearly, MJ suffers from comment envy.
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What’s up with the doll? Shipped out yet?
MJ??? NOOOOO!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/achmwmo
Cripes. My “baby” turned 11 today.
Sigh.
ELEVEN.
*cries
Hostage Community Theater presents: You Forgot Whut?
Co-worker: Space Station meeting tomorrow.
Roamy: You mean Thursday.
Co-worker: Tomorrow is Thursday.
Roamy: (facepalm when she realizes no HHD)
Thanks, Cyn!
Plenty of time to squeeze a few more out, Car.
You can always check with the U.S. Marshals for Mare’s whereabouts.
**emails Nick Searcy**
Built in babysitters Car in.
Wanna eat? Watch the kid!
Salad!
Chop chop!
Comment by Hotspur on January 23, 2013 8:21 pm
Plenty of time to squeeze a few more out, Car.
We finally figured out what was causing that and fixed the leak.
Roamy, what do you talk about in a space station meeting? In flight movies? Snacks? Whose window you’re going to peek in from miles up in space?
Your youngest is eleven.
My youngest is visiting this weekend and I’m happy.
Yea, I’m not ready for that, Dave.
cripes.
He’s MY BABY.
11.
grumble grumble.
Good thing he still likes snuggling with me
Actually, I often have three fighting for a seat next to me. the other day, I had one on each side, and the third sitting on my feet in front of me.
Happy Birthday, Car in’s youngest.
And Michael.
thanks xbrad.
when they get tired of snuggling, Car in, gimme a call.
Did your dog get jealous of the feet sitting kid?
Cries with Carin.
Oso, when HS asked me how many bull whips up my ass, what was my reply?
http://tinyurl.com/a3zy8gj
Jimbro, it’s one long, “What have you done for me lately.” We have a budget and a charge code, and the managers want to make sure that we’re on schedule. There are replacement parts being made for the environmental control and life support systems (translated: the pee processor and the oxygen system), and I field questions about materials from time to time.
If we all chip in, we could get this for Scott & Laura!
http://tinyurl.com/aeoko78
Oh, and because there’s a Canuck up there, we’re peeking in Shania Twain’s window this week.
If we all chip in, we could get this for Scott & Laura!
http://tinyurl.com/aeoko78
Does it come with a mount for Ma Deuce?
MCPO, my wheelchair guy could knock one of those out in a couple of days.
Not Cobie Smulders?
http://xbradtc.com/2010/12/13/load-heat-114/
I know Ca rin. Fortunately for you, that is some years off. You’ll make em good. I’m just sayin those years don’t suck either. Not for me anyway.
Also daughters still snug with their dads on movie nights. Which will be this weekend and I’m still the most fortunate man I know, and I know a lot of men.
..
Older boys maybe not so much with mom, but there is always the hug and the kiss when they arrive and when they leave. I even picked mom up a few times. She hated that, not at all.
He knows A LOT of men.
Your encyclopedic knowledge of women and geography inspires me xbrad
roamy…pictures? Ah, never mind, I know a military blog that probably has them archived.
Jimbro, FTR,
Roamy did that particular Load HEAT.
I did this one.
http://xbradtc.com/2012/04/23/load-heat-shania-twain/
http://tinyurl.com/7sv5q2p
I should have known!
New place opened up next to the ghetto bar. They call themselves the Hookah Mist Lounge. It’s all dark in there so you can’t really see inside, but it’s probably a wholesome place for young people to hang out.
I can’t pick up my mom. Well, I can, but it would hurt her. I’m the lightest person in my family by a wide margin.
>> He knows A LOT of men.
You’ve hugged me. We kept it polite.
Hotspur we had a lot of potential hookah smokers come to our departure yard sale, so it was only a matter of time. Add to that the ban on smoking anywhere but places like that, and the business model writes itself.
I considered trying to open a cigar bar that only sold cigars and glasses of soda water with ice.
http://nineronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20080916_Hookah.jpg
Seems legit
I lurked here for a couple of months cause I realized I wasn’t funny enough to compete. But after a few months of looking at xbrad’s shit, I realized that funny wasn’t neccessarily a pre-requisite. So I jumped right into the middle of a rock and roll guitar solo conversation. To the best of my reccollection, no one ever inquired about my colon capacity using the now common bullwhip unit. Maybe I was grandfathered in or sumpn.
Did anybody tell anybody else that “It’s not you, it’s me” today?
Pendejo Grande, with a name like that, I was scared to ask.
I actually lurked at H1 for a long time.
Pendejo Grande, with a name like that, I was scared to ask.
Usually its my face that scares women……
Who’s ready for cocktails and a good debriefing?
I remember reading WP’s shit at AoSHQ and wondering just how close he was to being like Capn Dan from Forrest Gump in real life. I never knew he burnt this joint down until after I’d already been lurking here a while.
**checks PoL
Nah, you can’t even scare a mouse away with that.
I think he was Cap’n Dan.
I started commenting at H1 after I got to know everyone in the liveblogging for the ’08 debates. I forget who gave me the keys.
Bring it, Cyn.
Cyn, I’m commando tonight due to not doing a load of whites this past wknd. So…….no debriefing for me.
Plus, I’m on day 4 of phase 2 of my new years res to quit drinking so much. I should be on day 18 of phase 1, but I helped a buddy plant about 500 onions on Saturday afternoon and a sixer of Bud Light sure did me some good over the last 200 or so.
Who’s ready for cocktails and a good debriefing?
*raises hand*
I’ve got my pouch-fronts on.
I think he was Cap’n Crunchy.
I didn’t know about H1 until someone (b-rad?) told me about it. Then, when I saw all kinds of people from the old HQ threads, I jumped right in.
On the addictions note, I think I’m past the “compulsion” stage of breaking my porn addiction.
OMG!! I’m commando too! It’s like we’re twinsies, PG.
And my day kicked so much ass, I have already begun cocktail festivities.
I think pjm gave me the keys but other than to change my avitar ever once in a while, I don’t use them. I tried to poat once and totally fucked it up. It’s kinda like crashing your parent’s car the first time you pull out of the driveway…..it’s hard too get back in the seat.
PJ ought to come by and clean this shithole dump up a little.
Xbrad brought me over here from AoS, too.
Hunh… I almost posted a pouch-front today for HHD.
*blows a kiss to Roamy with a wink*
Xbrad brought me over here from AoS, too.
So, that’s three boobs I recruited.
OMG!! I’m commando too! It’s like we’re twinsies, PG.
You’re commando cause you’ve got a fabulous ass. Or so I’m told.
I’m commando cause I was planting onions and drinking beer this wknd instead of doing my laundry.
I glanced at H1 & H2 now and again from the HQ, then when WP went psycho on me one night, I came, stayed and got comfy.
WP?
I think I followed a link from the sidebar at AoS over here. Got here and recognized laraw, dit, and the manlezzy from Aos. I knew that all three of them were funny mugs so I hung out and lurked and laughed.
It didn’t hurt that AoS was starting to get over-run with a lot of contrarian fucknozzles at the time. Ace was having to ban someone or threaten to ban someone on a daily basis about then.
Jimbro, the guy’s name is actually banned but it stands for…
Wicked
Pinto
It’s warm enough for commando tonight.
Let it be so Number One.
And if you put the words together your comment will go into the spam bucket.
Nobody knew SeanM was here for weeks and weeks. . . just sayin
MJ, I wish I could answer that, but it would freak me out if I could.
WP?
I don’t think we’re supposed to say his name.
W = a word that starts with “w” and means evil.
P = a really shitty compact car made by Ford in the 70′s whose name started with a “p”.
He was an ex-marine who seemed to be a bit………out there.
Same here PG, followed a link and lurked a long while. Someone (MJ?) put up a “Lurkers delurk” request and several bullwhips later I got on board with regular reading/posting. Next step: PoL
Next step: PoL
You’re getting there, Jimbro!
I recall that moniker from the olden days, didn’t follow close enough to know the whole story. I’ll take your word for it.
Nobody knew SeanM was here for weeks and weeks. . . just sayin
Stupid white font.
We are back into single digits.
Lonely numbers.
I lurked when lurking wasn’t cool.
He was an ex-marine who seemed to be a bit………out there.
You are being polite.
PG said “Ex-Marine.” Heh.
Out there………Guam.
3 is the loneliest # you’ll ever see
http://tinyurl.com/b2hns8z
mmmmmmm Guam Jello.
Let it be so Number One.
*snort*
That’s “Make it so,” dave.
*adjusts taped-up glasses*
Yes, I’m being polite. I considered many inflamatory descriptors before settling on that milquetoast shit.
What’s the matter with “ex-marine” neighbor? Am I missing something?
Jimbro did Secret Santa but not PoL?
He was an ex-marine who seemed to be a bit………out there.
A mutual friend on TurtleFacePlant posted a photo, and he left 80+ comments on it.
I was actually invited here by two e-mails. The one from the lovely PA convinced me to come over and play.
Ms. Nile ain’t so bad looking.
For Maine.
I was not paying a lot of attention in the Next Generation days Sean, but I stand corrected.
Former Marine. No such thing as an ex-Marine. OK. A few ex-Marines.
TRUE STORY
No such thing as an “Ex- [insert military branch here]“. WP was fanatical about that. Once you’re [insert military branch here], you are always [insert military branch here] (but maybe retired).
3 is the loneliest # you’ll ever see
http://tinyurl.com/b2hns8z
Seems like all the Dripping Wet Fuck Monsters live in NE these days.
“Jimbro did Secret Santa but not PoL?”
Like a bloody ninja I snuck by the gate keepers!
I stand motherfucking corrected then.
Ex and Former are pretty fucking close to synonymous in my mind.
But I’ll continue to stand motherfucking corrected.
**looks for a way to delete the whole blog**
John Murtha was an ex-Marine. QED
There was a sign I saw on a repeat of Family Guy recently that said “Welcome to Maine: Our Beaches Are Just Big, Ugly Rocks.”
So was Lee Harvey Oswald.
Maybe you should email a pic, Jimbro. Iffin’ you want to. You need an email address to send it?
**looks for a way to delete the whole blog**
Andy still backs up the blog and comments daily.
I miss PattyAnn. I kept her email where she told me to pull up my big girl panties and deal with life.
We made a drinking game out of TRUE STORY.
^^ I hope.
I consider myself a Sailor.
To be fair, Marines do make a distinction between “ex-Marine” and “former Marine”, the latter being discharged under honorable conditions and the former not so much.
Make of this what you will with respect to the person being semi-discussed,
No such thing as an Ex-Arby, you fuck. Once an Arby, always an Arby.
Now who wants to buy me a roast beef samdwich?
Sure Cyn, addy please!?
That was confusing I’ll bet, reusing the word “former”.
Deal.
I feel sad that I never delurked when Patty Ann was here. When people talk about Manti Te’o, I totally get feeling really sad about the loss of someone you only know online. (Still thinks Manti Te’o is lying)
I still check on Cranky’s Balance Sheet from time to time.
I grew up hearing about “Shitbirds”. Pretty sure that is the Navy equivalent of “Ex”.
“I kept her email where she told me to pull up my big girl panties and deal with life.”
She was awesome. I am so sorry I never got to meet her.
This is what’s responsible for the 3-somes in Maine
http://www.solidhookups.com/2009/05/allens-coffee-brandy-sold-more-bottles.html
aka “Liquid Panty Remover”
Jimbro, please let me know when you’ve copied down my email addy so I can scrub it. Thanks
I just heard my email hailing whistle… I guess you got it!
Just sent you an email so you should also have mine
I know we lost Cranky and PattyAnn. We lost Harrison as well, didn’t we?
Anyone else?
She was awesome. I am so sorry I never got to meet her.
Agreed. She was a funny and great gal.
*hoists glass in her memory*
Time for bed, see you all (Yankees don’t say y’all)
I got your email, Jimbro. I know that we’re pretty loose and mostly flexible around here, but could you send me a pic of you wearing clothing? TYIA.
Yep. I met him. He was here when Dave fell in the Atlantic.
Is a thong clothing?
Only when you’re mowing.
Nighty dreams, Jimbro.
Jimbro Jello.
God rest you Newman. And PA and Cranky too.
You are missed. You were loved.
I dream of chicks in nighties sometimes, then I wonder where those dreams come from, since nightgowns don’t exist anymore.
Are you fooling, Leon? I have some gorgeous nightgowns.
http://tinyurl.com/aufs9ye
(Just realized I’m wearing an old lady nightgown)
My first meatup was with Harrison, when I went to DC in 2007.
Of course I also have a sleepshirt with Pooh on it too, so there you go.
(Just remembered how old that sucker is.)
I guess a sleepshirt isn’t quite a nightgown.
I need this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5HTLcAOx38
*glances at watch and wonders how long it will be before it’s suggested that we need an Ettes Nightgown page*
>> I have some gorgeous nightgowns.
Please do go on.
Awesome! I can forget the killing spree.
I don’t think many women my age or younger have nightgowns. Certainly none that I’ve dated. They all slept in shirts and pajama pants or shorts.
I’m still thinking about delurking.
Ha ha… that commercial is about 14 seconds of HELL YEAH! and the remaining 1:16 are the warnings about anal leakage.
since nightgowns don’t exist anymore
http://pinupclairesinclair.com/photos/09.jpg
I like PJs. And lounge pants. I’ll wear them to the dog park, but not the store.(Not a real red neck)
Almost as scary as the Lunesta moth.
Maybe you could buy one since Valentine’s Day is around the corner, Leon.
*emails a trojan worm hole virus for that quip, “my age”; punk*
Mrs. Pupster has a large variety of sleepwear, including some nightgowns, for special occasions.
*scopes out bedroom, sees a lot of flannel*
*sigh*
“They all slept in shirts and pajama pants or shorts.”
No way.
Sorry Cyn. No offense meant. And I could easily buy one. It would likely hang in a closet or rest in a drawer.
http://pinupclairesinclair.com/photos/09.jpg
Is that a gown or more of a chemise?
No way.
Oh shush you, unless you genuinely disbelieve me.
I’ve got shirts older than Leon.
And Anita has some very nice “Old Lady” nightgowns.
For winter she likes flannel, without elastic in the cuffs…
She’s younger than me, but older than MCPO.
I was just yanking your chain, Leon. Seriously, though, I’ll bet she’d love it. If you two are still into that sort of stuff. And then yeah, into back of the drawer or closet eventually.
but older than MCPO.
Impossible.
I think we need an ‘Ettes in Nightgowns page.
Is that a gown or more of a chemise?
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29277204.jpg
Okay, I just checked out Dillards, Macys, and Pajamagram and there’s tons of lovely gowns and chemises. Get thee shopping!
No flannel or pajamas here except on Mr. RFH. Closest is a CuddlDuds sleepshirt.
I don’t mean to give out the info, well perhaps I do,
but sleeping in clothes, not Dave’s thing.
Cyn never work a nightgown when I visited!
http://tinyurl.com/b3hy3og
I think we need an ‘Ettes in Nightgowns page.
*clicks the stopwatch off, does the math*
Okay – who had 19 minutes? Yeah, yeah, everyone who emailed to get in the pool had Xbrad.
HAHA! I LOL’d, Pups. So true.
I was told there would be no math.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e7a5c1192655b2cef151aa17cbb448c/tumblr_mgn0eahoMn1qa9qtpo1_500.jpg
Night, friends.
Roamy,
You’re in Huntsville, we’re up in the top-left corner of the map. The winters here require “mass-quantities” of propane, or flannel…
Flannel is MUCH cheaper.
That is true, Xbrad, I did not. You got the color right, but I think your memory might be a bit off. This is my normal work attire: http://is.gd/Lh8VOn
I am the very model of a modern Major General. . .
>>>but sleeping in clothes, not Dave’s thing
I knew that..
Nightie dreams, Pupster.
Leave the bathroom light on for me as I think I’m not too far behind myself.
blabbermouth
I knew that..
MOM!!! Wiser is sharing recollections of his conjugal visit with Dave again!!!
ChrisP, I radiate a serious amount of heat. Even in freezing temps, I do not wear flannel. I do not wear long sleeves. I do not wear socks.
**looks over http://www.beallsflorida.com/online/gowns—chemises
Gonna go print that out, write “HINT HINT” at the top, and circle some. Good night and squishy hugs!
Wow you have been busy
Come to think of it, I don’t think I started wearing anything until the boys came along. Unless there was some kind of special occasion or whatnot.
Oooooo, those are cute! Sweet dreams, Roamy.
Work cometh for me as well. I did get through Justified.
*thinks of soft things on girls*
So. The new Kevin Bacon show, The Following. Anybody see it? Any good?
I grew up with a hippie sister. I always wear underpants and PJs. Plus I’m kind of paranoid about fire. I have fire escape ladders in every room. (I do not live on the ground floor)
Nightie nightie, Dave.
I do everything. Cute pj’s, little nightgown, big flannel, nothing at all. Like to mix it up. He never knows what he’s going to find when his hand wanders over to my side of the bed.
*raises finger to lips, ‘shhhhh,’ and winks girlishly*
Check it. This one always drives him CRAZY.
*uses crowbar to pry bear trap open, and sets it under the top sheet*
Bear traps. Wow!
Lauraw always makes me laugh.
New poat
Roamy,
Anita is like that. I turn my-side of the electric-blanket on, she does not. When she get’s up in the morning, I immediately get chilled. The contrast is that great.
I’m surprised that I don’t see light emanating from her side of the bed.
She’s a good heater…