Monday’s Magnificent Muscle

Ladies and Gentlemen, good morning, and welcome to Monday.

GOOD NEWS! TFG’s presidency is now more than half over. Moreover, today we celebrate a great American (and noted Republican) Martin Luther King, Jr. We should also take this moment to condemn Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and every race-baiting turd who pisses daily on Dr. King’s legacy. I share Dr. King’s dream, and pray that one day we truly can live in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. I would note that in that world, 0bama would be in a prison cell, and Allen West would still be in congress.

We don’t live in that world, not yet. Ours is still kinda upside-down.
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And, honestly, I feel like I’ve been knocked flat by how out of step with reality popular opinion has grown.
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Living through the next four years is going to be an unpleasant, heavy burden.
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It’s a load we’re just going to have to bear.
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But I have no doubt that — in the end — we will prevail, and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
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Put all this unpleasantness behind us.
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And this great nation will stand once more. Tall, proud, energetic, united, and unafraid.
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God Bless America.
May He deliver us from our many self-inflicted wounds.

472 Comments

  1. I hope that I can some day share your optik

  2. Fucking iPhones are bad about Pre>mature ejac.

    Share your optimism. I see nothing but doom.

  3. wakey wakey

  4. The last chicks right boobie is bigger than her left, maybe. Need more photos to tell for sure.

  5. Mornin’ Car in.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=CyXl2RMZ0Po&NR=1

  6. The last ‘woman’ has man hands. I’m just sayin’…

  7. Peetey, welcome. I don’t know how many of these you’ve seen in real life, but some difference in size is common with the real ones.

  8. Gaa, he’s a bad actor.

  9. FTR, my toast was under-toasted. I couldn’t wait any longer.

  10. I’m having salty ballz for breakfast.

  11. Gaa, he’s a bad actor.

    He’s no Brian Denahey.

  12. So much for sleeping in on a day off. Morning, peeps.

  13. http://is.gd/6IyoMV

  14. How’s everyone going to spend/celebrate today’s inauguration? I’m going to celebrate by bringing people food.

    Which I find fitting, since he’s a very likely reason why I’m waiting tables.

  15. PG, it’s the Leon’s Salty Ballz recipe from the other site. These are made with 1# cashews and 1/2# pecans.

  16. I’m going to celebrate by working about 13 hours and studiously tuning out the rest of the world.

    To Google’s credit their logo pays tribute to MLK rather than JEF today. I expect they’ll get a sharply worded letter.

  17. Sounds pretty damned nutty, Leon. What holds it all together? Gluten?

  18. 10 oz of pitted dates, plus the fact that the nuts turn to butter after a few minutes in the food processor.

  19. Rush predicted we would all be sick of the Brother Bowl talk within 3 days. I don’t think its going to take that long.

  20. *thinks super hard about exercising*

  21. Laura, that only works for skills acquisition.

  22. Thank you Leon, excellent job with the selections.

  23. Thanks, Pepe. Drive time.

  24. A hundred bucks says Obama uses a sentence that begins…”I have a dream.”

    He’s that low.

  25. I was in a sociology class in college. When it came to discussing MLK, the professor talked for 20 minutes about how much he respected and idolized MLK, greatest man of his lifetime, etc. ……. He wanted someone to read the “I have a dream” speech. I found it ironic that out of a group of 100, he picked one of the 2 black guys. Seems he missed the whole point of the speech.

  26. Now the football analysts are saying Brady played great, it only seems like he played badly because he’s set the bar so high.

  27. *burns 1 calorie scrolling*

    Leon, I know we all give you a raft of shit about these poats, but let me be serious for a moment, I’m glad you do them, I enjoy them, and although I do not feel particularly motivated to begin working out, I am heartened and motivated to be a better person by much of your commentary.

    Also, YOGA PANTS FTW!

  28. Yeah, Brady looked awesome, throwing the ball. He had more than 11 to throw to, also.

    Maybe Gisele will chime in on his performance.

  29. Wiser’s station is playing ‘Candle in the wind’. I did not know that Wiser is gay.

  30. #3 has stompy shoes on
    #6 and 7 make me tingle.

  31. Thanks Pupster.

    I did not know that Wiser is gay.

    Seriously? How did you not already know this?

  32. I thought it was Rosetta. Wiser still hasn’t nailed it down.

  33. Upside-down girl is my favorite today. I found her last night and pushed her to the head of the queue.

  34. Anyone that has to work today is racist. Anyone who doesn’t have to work is also racist because I said so.

  35. >> Leon, I know we all give you a raft of shit about these poats,

    As is correct and proper. Because these women are horrid.

  36. Horrid? C’mon Dave…gimme a break.

  37. I think the last one kind of looks like Car in.

  38. Dave’s taste in women is more zaftig, like Rosie O’Doughnut.

  39. I have to use hyperbole Pups.

    It’s what I do.

  40. Oooh, you are right MJ, she does look like her.

    *remembers to tip the waitstaff*

  41. Definitely the same haircut.

  42. I like upside down girl too. I also like the second girls body. And I immediately thought the last one looked like carin too. I’ve never met her, but from the pol pics and the meat-up pics I could see a resemblance.

    Leon, your commentary is my favorite part.

    Also, wearing high heels working out seems reasonable.

  43. Leon wears heels when he works out?

    This is new information and I must process it.

    I pronounced “pro-cess” like a Brit just now.

  44. also upside down girl is not awful

  45. HA! That’s how I read it, Dave. “pro-cess.”

  46. If body building women like “kettle ball girl” have about 6% body fat, they should stick with A or B cup implants, bigger than that and they don’t look good. I know, I know, H2 men and I differ on this (“they can never be too big!”). I’m looking for balance.

  47. out of curiosity, how do Americans pronounce process?

  48. Balance? I agree, they should both be the same size.

    /compromise

  49. prah-cess. Emphasis on “prah” if you’re a Texican.

    Mare, I don’t covet the big boobies. A or B is just fine. Mouthful, as the saying goes. I think it goes like that, I might be just making shit up. I do that a bit. Ask anybody.

    *cleans my ears with peanut butter*

  50. I’m looking for balance.

    She’d be fine with 2 kettle balls.

  51. Leon wears heels when he works out?

    I wear Converse Extreme Sports. Normal weightlifting shoes do have a slight rise in the heel for extra stability in the squat, but the soles are flat.

  52. >>She’d be fine with 2 kettle balls.

    Kettle ball implants is not a good idea.

  53. A, B, or C is fine with me. Big boobs do nothing for me. No offense Dave.

  54. There’s a gal in my workout class whom I’m guessing is about 50ish. She’s in good shape, low body fat, short but lean so looks taller, she made the mistake of getting the D size and seriously she looks like she’s going to fall over, they just don’t go with the rest of her. Of course, she also has too blond hair, too tan a tan and too much make up so I think she’s a “if a little is good a lot is better” kind of gal.

    *swipes Daves peanut butter and rubs it in my eyes.

  55. And I think my preference for perkiness takes priority over any desire for size. C or D is plenty.

  56. My daughter sometimes lifts (squats and such) with a wedge under her heels, Leon. It’s helped with her knees.

  57. I actually had no idea it was MLK day.

    It’s sad that MLK renamed streets are always in a part of down you want to avoid.

  58. Yes, I know Wes Welker dropped the ball in two important games, however, he took a beating yesterday. Tom Brady wouldn’t last five seconds with the tackles Welker took. I can’t believe he holds onto the ball. Don’t like reading:

    “The once sure-handed Welker has had a lot of “missed opportunities,”…”

    Seriously, the guy was just pummeled yesterday and still got up.

  59. >> no offense Dave

    *runs from the room crying hot tears of shame*

    THEY WERE PERKY IN HIGH SCHOOL!

  60. No, I mean she’d be balanced if she had a kettle ball in each hand.

    And bigger bewbs.

  61. Mare, you have to blame it on somebody and it can’t be Tommy’s fault.

  62. *cops a feel offa pupster*

  63. I think I’m liking twisty, flexy, upside-down girl, and snatch girl best.

  64. *drops kettle ball on Dave’s feets*

  65. Good thing you didn’t drop that on Dave’s knee. You would have needed a new kettle ball.

  66. hmmm.. perkier than I imagined

  67. #1, #2, and #6 are lovely.

    Mornin’, all -

  68. Mare, you are not alone. I too have seeen too many bad boob jobs on skinny women.

    Of course, I don’t like overly muscular women with almost no body fat. There is a type of girl that is common here in Colorado: the type of girl who spends way too much time at the gym or outdoors, usually a runner, and ends up rail thin, boney, with overly tanned leather skin and sunglass tan lines. Ugh.

  69. Happy Martin Luther King Day. Let’s make up a holiday for tomorrow.

  70. I seriously wonder if this guy is losing it:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/01/21/colin-powell-doubles-down-accuses-gop-of-trying-to-suppress-minority-voters/

  71. I’m not sayin I like the Kerry Marie pizza thing. I’m just sayin I like curves on chicks, like, say that one over there.

  72. On this day, the legacy of MLK reminds us we should not judge a person by the size of her cups, but on the tucking of her dick.

  73. The Feast of Maximum Occupancy

  74. Much like upside down girl, on this MLK day the occupant of the White House reminds us he and his cultural, political allies have, after decades, stood MLK’s message on its head and inverted all he represented. Much like the girl. Except for the sultry muscular thighs and tight clothing.

  75. Redheaded Woodpecker Appreciation Day

    We have this awesome bird who comes to the suet feeder every morning. I think we must show appreciation for him.

  76. Except for the sultry muscular thighs and tight clothing.

    But enough about Michelle!

  77. I like the last chick. She could make me a sammich any day.

  78. Who the salty ballz would want to watch the coronation when this is far more interesting and useful, not to mention actually entertaining:

    http://youtu.be/rChjMRfi40c

  79. Is it Wednesday already?

  80. Thread: deceased. Cause: Katsak.

  81. Oh great. Wiser steps all over my coroner’s report.

  82. #2 FTW.

    **saves to “Butt” folder**

  83. Heh. Steyn quips today is Hump Day, midway through the Obama dictatorship. It’s all downhill from here.

  84. Today’s pic winner is the one I entitle “Atlass Shrugs In High Heel Shoes”.

  85. *looks at xbrad’s 12 terabyte butt folder*

    You’re gonna need a bigger drive.

  86. Good title, G. That’s way better and more family-friendly than the one I had.

  87. Is it common for a President to be sworn in the day before, then have a public coronationinauguration the next day?

  88. Please tell me Biden called himself president again.

  89. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! from today’s NFL QBs on Facebook:

    Tom Brady: THAT GAME WAS BULLSHIT! Those refs were HORRIBLE! Did you see how many times I got hit and there were NO FLAGS?

    Andrew Luck: Were they late hits?

    Tom Brady: How is that relevant?

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

  90. I think its just a coinkydink of the calender Jay. Jan 20th is always swear in day. Don’t know if it was a Sunday delay or if it was a planned MLK delay for the Ingratiation.

  91. I had that question too, Jay:

    http://www.inaugural.senate.gov/about/jan-21

    Apparently, yes. Sort of.

  92. And Cyn comes thru with actual research: Sunday delay is the reason.

  93. >> Heh. Steyn quips today is Hump Day, midway through the Obama dictatorship. It’s all downhill from here.

  94. So Steyn ‘borrowed’ from teh H2 twat feed?! Hunh. Things are looking up for this dump.

  95. There is a clandestine, incestuous relationship between Andy and Mark Steyn?

    Any pics?

  96. There is no happy place today for those of us who cannot drink (and are at work anyway).

  97. I probably heard it from Steyn and put it in the poat without thinking about it.

  98. I don’t like that DC is celebrating the start of the new Inquisition. But I am avoiding it like the plague. That way I won’t go medieval on my fellow serfs seeking enlightenment. We must wear a suit of armor against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. We must…

    ah screw it, we’re boned.

  99. Unlike President Daddy Issues, MLK’s black ancestors actually lived in this country and (probably) experienced discrimination.

    Barky’s melanin donor was a Kenyan citizen (with a British passport) who spent a couple of years in this country as a young adult.

  100. Like the teen upon manhood

    Whose pits finally grow hair

    Someday the Preezy

    May have whiskers to pare

    BURMA SHAVE

  101. Ray Lewis: And I can promise you that if you Flack this up for me, I will personally tear off that limp dick you call an arm and shove it up your ass sideways.

    Ray Lewis: Also, PRAISE GOD.

    God: Hey Stabby McOne-Arm, do me a favor and keep my name outta yo’ mouth?

  102. Oh, PBO King
    Another four years of pain
    Vodka stock I buy

  103. When I saw Brady flopped out on his legs last night I yelled “Get up or that’s gonna be the photo on every sports page in America”

    Looks like the H2 thought the same thing.

  104. Ecuador is using their oil reserves in an attempt to extort $3.6billion from the rest of the world

    Working with NGOs and academics, Acosta prepared two options – “Plan A”, as it became known, was a revolutionary scheme to leave the oil in the ground in perpetuity in return for half of its value (around $3.6bn). Plan B was to send in a Chinese company. For the first time in history, a nation seriously considered not exploiting oil.
    .
    .
    Plan A has received overwhelming support, with polls showing 95% of Ecuadoreans want Yasuni preserved as a jewel of nature, like the Galapagos, and in 2010 president Rafael Correa guaranteed not to extract its oil if the world gave Ecuador $3.6bn over 13 years. The UN has now set up the Yasuni fund and, led by a $50m donation from Germany, more than $300m has been offered or received from national, regional and local governments, individuals, companies and institutions in Europe, Japan and the US.

    What a surprise! Plan A, which basically says “you give us billions of dollars and we do… nothing” has overwhelming support of the Ecuadorean population.

    Wonder how much of a cut Al Gore is taking?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/jan/20/can-oil-save-the-rainforest

  105. I want a Katsak.

  106. When I saw Brady flopped out on his legs last night I yelled “Get up or that’s gonna be the photo on every sports page in America”

    heh. It was on the front page of the sports section in my local paper this morning.

    Cracked me up, especially since I live in the state that Kraft fucked over so many years ago.

  107. http://tinyurl.com/9jz84ml

  108. Here ya go, Stark

    http://tinyurl.com/a7jbogs

    That’s be $65 plus S&H

  109. Xbrad owes me a huge keyboard.

  110. Lookin’ good, Ted!

    http://tinyurl.com/buft3dh

  111. So google does have MLK in their logo today, not TFG….but, it takes the place of the “O” in google.

  112. Greetings, people who are involved with balls of an entirely different sort.

  113. *krinkle krinkle* okay i lost my mind

  114. How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer (Paperback – Mar. 1993)
    Used & New from: $174.89

    Is this a great country or what?

  115. I was going to review that book as I. C. Eberg, detailing my misadventures with a ship called the Titanic and how this book would have been extremely useful to me at the time…

    but didn’t want to go through all the trouble of creating a fake account

  116. What a surprise! Plan A, which basically says “you give us billions of dollars and we do… nothing” has overwhelming support of the Ecuadorean population.

    Sounds like they could teach the Underpants Gnomes a thing or two.

  117. “…you give us billions of dollars and we do… nothing” has overwhelming support of the Ecuadorean population.

    Sounds like they would make fine Americans.

  118. Holding oil hostage is a new and interesting strategy. I don’t expect it to have long-term success, but if it works once or twice, it’ll continue until it doesn’t.

  119. In honour of MLKJr day I’m only downloading “blacks on blondes” movies.

  120. Sounds like they could teach the Underpants Gnomes a thing or two.

    Sorta reminded me of this scene, in a weird way:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I

  121. Sounds like they would make fine Americans.

    Sounds like they are smart enough to recognize saps when they see them.

  122. Holding oil hostage is a new and interesting strategy. I don’t expect it to have long-term success, but if it works once or twice, it’ll continue until it doesn’t.

    You just know that Al Gore is repeatedly face-palming himself for not thinking of this first.

  123. Blazing Saddles—Classic American Cinema

  124. You just know that Al Gore is repeatedly face-palming himself for not thinking of this first.

    Release the Strategic Second Chakra Reserve!

  125. Damn, it’s a friggen’ sausage fest in here today….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M

  126. Blazing Saddles—Classic American Cinema

    I much prefer Sheriff Bart’s inauguration to the one we just had.

  127. It’s been done in the US already. There was an auction for Wyoming (iirc) drilling leases, right before legislation/regulation was due to take effect that would make new leases very hard to acquire, and some hippy douchebag committed auction fraud so that the leases couldn’t change hands until after the regs made it impossible.

  128. the fuck is this shit?

  129. Well, we could dilute the sausage content if Rosetta would show his face.

  130. Where’s Mare?

    http://bit.ly/WRzKCO

  131. Well, we could dilute the sausage content if Rosetta would show his face.

    Rosetta shows his face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPlM6vvr3o

  132. Workout, lunch and laundry done. Did anyone watch the coronation?

  133. Where’s Mare?

    nice to see her finally getting some exercise…

  134. Our heater is acting up and our HVAC guy retired at the end of 2012.

    I hate having to find new service people…..

  135. Did anyone watch the coronation?

    nah. I was too busy smashing my nuts with a ball-peen hammer.

    Thought hat was a much more productive and “reality-based” way to spend my time than to listen to TFG spew his hate-filled lies to an audience of brainless fucking idiots.

    I truly believe I chose…. wisely.

  136. dear Lord, this woman is fugly

    http://is.gd/pAMd8O

  137. TiFW, can the old guy recommend a new one?

  138. From today’s Bangor Daily News: “Blanco, who now lives in Maine, will become the first Hispanic inaugural poet and the first openly gay one. He is also only the fifth and youngest poet in the exclusive club of poets.”

    I first heard he was selected on local radio.

    Youngest Gay Hispanic Poet is Unprecedented for President Unprecedented

  139. dear Lord, this woman is fugly

    It painted enough strokes for an average presstitute to take a few photos then handed the brush off to a Secret Service drone: “Here, now bring me a small child or a human liver and get my bib.”

  140. youngest poet in the exclusive club of poets

    Dead poets? Because they all die. Some not soon enough.

  141. Youngest Gay Hispanic Poet

    until the next one.

    Everything about this crowd is “FIRST!!” To them, that is an accomplishment worthy of praise. Nothing else, like something of actual value or worth, matters to them.

  142. & his[sic] name is “Blanco”? How droll.

  143. MICHAEL! RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION AT ACE’S!

    GET THEE HENCE!!!!

  144. Plan A is an obvious scam. Does anyone believe that in 10 years they won’t pump it? Having pissed through 3 billion of other peoples money they would be stupid to sit on a 6 billion dollar asset.

  145. Plan A is an obvious scam.

    Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

    “Honest, just give us $3.6B and we totally promise not to drill for that oil. Fer realzies.”

    What I like is that fucking idiots at the UN and other organizations falling for it.

    With our money, of course.

  146. Youngest Gay Hispanic Poet
    until the next one.
    Everything about this crowd is “FIRST!!” To them, that is an accomplishment worthy of praise. Nothing else, like something of actual value or worth, matters to them.

    Mare loves wiser (even though he’s a jackass, or maybe because of it).

  147. I’d be completely in favour of them pulling this shit, except that I can’t believe Obama would sit out a chance to “donate” a few hundred million of my tax dollars on this scam.

  148. Mare loves wiser (even though he’s a jackass, or maybe because of it).

    *feeds mare a sugar cube

    I heart you too, my little pony.

  149. I’d be completely in favour of them pulling this shit, except that I can’t believe Obama would sit out a chance to “donate” a few hundred million of my tax dollars on this scam.

    Wait ’til the people who own the farms where they want to frack latch onto this idea.

    Gore will be buying up property all over PA.

  150. Looks like Michelle’s new ‘do is starting to catch on.

    Even Mare gots one:

    http://tinyurl.com/a2c9tz3

  151. That’s raciss !!!!i

  152. Looks like Michelle’s new ‘do is starting to catch on.

    http://bit.ly/WBk0p1

  153. Michelle Obama….pfffffftttttt….Besides her husband, I’ve never seen anyone more crafted by the media than that affirmative action, fat assed, loser.

  154. Looks like Michelle’s new ‘do is starting to catch on.

    http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2760-5456.gif

  155. Looks like Michelle’s new ‘do is starting to catch on.
    http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/2760-5456.gif

    hahahahaha…..sheeeeeit

  156. Looks like Michelle’s new ‘do is starting to catch on.

    http://tinyurl.com/abx7bxc

  157. hahahahah

    Blasting Michelle’s face/hair/ass/husband is fun.

  158. Wiser if you become a famous radio host, I’ll come on and talk about what it’s like to be in witness protection. I’ll buy the booze for the after party.

  159. It’s old!

    http://is.gd/pKw3AG

  160. Y’know, those “HealthMiles” step-counting thingies work really well.

    Just hang one around your dog’s collar, and let them rack up steps for you each day……

  161. Drudge is a genius:

    REPORT: Five teens shot on MLK Day on MLK Blvd after MLK parade…

    http://www.wwltv.com/news/crime/NOPD-4-shot-on-MLK-and-LaSalle-in-Central-City-187769051.html

    I’ll bet he shot them just for the headline.

  162. Wiser if you become a famous radio host, I’ll come on and talk about what it’s like to be in witness protection. I’ll buy the booze for the after party.

    in person? Like…. we’ll actually meet???

    that would be like a dream come true!

    http://tinyurl.com/bct7upy

  163. meeting mare would make me as happy as a little girl.

    http://i.imgur.com/24viU.jpg

  164. Just don’t grabass, wiser.

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maetjv0Scs1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

  165. speaking from experience, Pups?

    http://tinyurl.com/42njtnq

  166. HEY MARE! COCK!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yonqre

    heh heh heh…. marecock…..

  167. >>>Youngest Gay Hispanic Poet is Unprecedented for President Unprecedented<<<

    Robert Frost is sitting in a wayside nook, with a vague, seraphic look, and trying to feel foresaken.

  168. I doubt his bunghole was the road less traveled …

    (I preemptively denounce myself)

  169. Youngest Gay Hispanic Poet

    Whatever happened to MLK’s dream of a “colorblind” society?

    Y’know – the one where a person’s differences aren’t remarked upon….

  170. Y’know – the one where a person’s differences aren’t remarked upon….

    Are you tall enough to comment here?

    :-)

  171. Hey BiW, nice work on The Asterisk

  172. I don’t know about you caring to meet me, but I knew the booze offer would perk up….your ears.

  173. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 21, 2013 3:47 pm
    Y’know, those “HealthMiles” step-counting thingies work really well.
    Just hang one around your dog’s collar, and let them rack up steps for you each day……
    ============
    You, my dear, are brilliant!

  174. I don’t know about you caring to meet me

    Are you kidding?

    wiserbud seeing mare for the first time:

    http://tinyurl.com/alobwls

  175. Awwww….I like it!

  176. Hour and 20 min workout today. Two days in a row. . . I’m back in the saddle again. I did have to go down on the weights a bit as I’m out of shape. Tomorrow will just be 40 min on the bike.

  177. John Podhoretz ‏@jpodhoretz
    Guinness World record for greatest number of unintentional double entendres in this tweet. https://twitter.com/donnabrazile/status/293449725787656192

    This is kind of hilarious.

  178. Hey BiW, nice work on The Asterisk.

    Thanks. It was in brain draft for over a week, but when I sat down to type, it was done in about an hour.

    Mare: Wiser and Wiserbud are fun in person.

    After the first time I met him, my sides hurt for two days from laughing so hard.

  179. After the first time I met him, my sides hurt for two days from laughing so hard.

    You shouldn’t do that. He can’t help he looks and talks that way.

  180. You shouldn’t do that. He can’t help he looks and talks that way.

    I’m talking about Wiser and Wiserbud, not Michael.

  181. After the first time I met him, my sides hurt for two days from laughing so hard.

    We did have some fun, huh?

    Damn, I miss traveling…

  182. He can’t help he looks and talks that way.

    still hurting from the ass-whooping I gave you at the track, huh?

  183. Wife and kids are watching the Immaculation coverage in the living room.

    Normally, it would drive me to drink, but I have my FAA flight physical in the am (I’m going back to airline for a bit in Feb).

    Instead I’m starting to feel a bit stabby.

  184. Instead I’m starting to feel a bit stabby.

    Ray Lewis made it to the Inauguration?

  185. MCPO,

    http://federalwaydiscountguns.com/Home

    These folks have Glock-27s in both Gen-3, and 4 and will ship to your dealer.
    The gen-3 $499
    The gen-4 $539.

  186. We did have some fun, huh?

    I thought we were going to get thrown out of my favorite dive the second time you came out…

  187. ChrisPy – Those are GREAT prices!

  188. Where’s your favorite dive BiW?

  189. Local news just spent 6 min on the coronation. Not a single white face was shown.

  190. I thought we were going to get thrown out of my favorite dive the second time you came out…

    if they kept bringing me beer, we might have…

  191. Top: My son
    Bottom: Me

    http://tinyurl.com/bzb255v

  192. Where’s your favorite dive BiW?

    The Mazatlan Restaurant at Pacific Hwy and SR 112.

  193. Dude! It breaks to the left!

    http://tinyurl.com/apl9ay7

  194. Top: My son
    Bottom: Me
    http://tinyurl.com/bzb255v

    HA!

  195. It’s sunny and 78.

    Off to the pool!

  196. I’d go to the pool, but it’s full of hard water.

    Really hard water.

  197. Afternoon.

  198. Afternoon.

    What do you mean by that???

  199. What do you mean by that???

    It’s a code word to have full color copies of your boudoir photos published in the New York Times simple greeting.

  200. They were talking about our inconsiderate ill-mannered royalty over at hq so I watched this. I advise you not to if you are on edge.

    http://tinyurl.com/bc9x4js

    You watched didn’t you?

  201. Afternoon.
    What do you mean by that???

    That stupid comment made me laugh.

  202. Monday.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHVhxbtrhY

  203. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHVhxbtrhY

    BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  204. Monday.

    In my world, that’s any day that ends with a “Y”.

  205. >>>They were talking about our inconsiderate ill-mannered royalty over at hq so I watched this. I advise you not to if you are on edge.

    I saw that at the mothership, ghee.

    That scrunt is ugly inside and out.

  206. Is this where RFH works?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw4qiyaN-Vc&feature=youtu.be

  207. http://tinyurl.com/bc9x4js

    You watched didn’t you?

    Yep. Saw out at drudge. Fucking scrunt.

    For the 1,539th consecutive day, I have never been less proud of my country.

  208. Obama’s probably gotta take him another vacation after all this innauguratin’ ‘n shit.

  209. Is there any kind of pool yet on where he’ll vacation? I think I’ll take Hawaii.

  210. I think I’m still incredulous that we have this asshole again. I must not be drinking enough.

  211. I’ve lost all faith in the American populace since 7 November.

  212. He just got back from Hawaii. Spring break could be the next one. The kids can’t go back to Mexico, too many guns, so I’ll take Belize.

  213. I couldn’t even look at drudge or any news sites today. I think I have ODS.

  214. Cyn,

    He’s heading to Germany next week. Not sure if he’s taking the shaved wookie.

  215. BO hasn’t seen Asia yet, so maybe somewhere in Asia.

  216. I already called Hawaii, Scott.

  217. Nope, BO went to Thailand (and I think Cambodia) last year.

  218. Where is Marx buried? That’s my guess.

  219. I think he should go to France.

  220. Hey, good luck with your physical tomorrow, Phat.
    http://youtu.be/tf5ztFHFK04?t=13s

  221. Bo the dog?

  222. Anybody ever eat this?
    http://youtu.be/uMsq4LqCyC0

  223. Bo, the dog, can’t go to Thailand. Or shouldn’t anyway.

  224. Hey it’s just a FAA physical, no fitness involved.

    Pee test, vision check, hearing test and EKG. All for $200.

    I start back at United next month, but not sure how long I will stay before going back on military leave.

    It’s been awhile since I’ve flown for the airlines. I kind of want to see if I still enjoy it before I decide to retire from the AF this year ( can stay in the reserves for 3 more yrs if I want to).

  225. //shorts stock in AMR

  226. Are you tall enough to comment here?

    Just barely….. :P
    (They let MJ comment, don’t they?)

  227. Phat,
    For the hearing test does the Doc stand behind you and whisper;
    “Can you hear this?”
    That’s what they used do do to me for a 3rd-class…

  228. Good luck Phat

    http://tinyurl.com/a8behwn

  229. When I worked for a North American Van Lines agent, I did the medical cards for the drivers. I was Dr Shapiro.

  230. MATH QUESTION: I need to move 9 rooms from central Pa to northern Fl. What would it cost if we make sure Herself doesn’t find out?

  231. No math!

  232. What’s it worth to ya, Chief?

  233. She’ll find out, unless you leave her behind.

  234. Scott – You’re real quick on the uptake!

  235. Remember, subjects, you shall listen to your betters, such as tax cheats Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi, and ignore the insane rantings of lunatics like that execrable Ted Nugent.

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/18/ted-nugent-on-obama-when-a-man-can-dictate-to-another-man-an-unarmed-helplessness-such-a-dictator-is-dangerous/

  236. Been on jobs like that.

    Nervous wife – Will you be done by 3:00?
    Me : Not sure, why?
    Nervous wife – That’s when my husband gets home.

  237. I was gonna make a joke about Herself’s behind, but thought better of it.

  238. Heh, that was what I said to the locksmith when he changed the locks on my ex-wife

  239. HOLY SHEEEEEIT! I cannot believe someone in her position would be that stupid and ill mannered to do that in public.

    http://tinyurl.com/bc9x4js

    She truly is just a classless, slob.

  240. Of course I speak in jest. But, I’m ready to move out of this purple state where the Repubs hold all 3 branches of the govt and refuse to even pass “Right to Work” legislation. It’s so sad that the GOP has become a party of emasculated functionaries.

  241. I worked with a guy who went home to find his house empty.

  242. Michelle Obama is a cunt. She always has been, and always will be. It would be difficult for me to be the least bit cordial to her.

  243. >> Anybody ever eat this?

    all the damn time.

    except lately.

    A full sized jalapeno in a warm tortilla is a good thing with the chees and all.

  244. Michelle Obama has no class. She’s a product of a neighborhood and education that is racist to the core and you are seeing that on display.

    Chicago is segregated in a way that most people can’t really understand.

  245. I took a friend deer hunting one year. While we were gone his wife cleared out, kids and all. He lived across the street, and I will never forget him knocking on my door after we got home, to ask my wife “Where is she?”

  246. And I now know that she uses a food compulsion (no first lady shovels food in like that at a public dinner) to deal with her and Barry’s inadequacies; Their deep seeded knowledge that they really weren’t good enough, Barry’s small dick, and her self hatred.

  247. I seriously cannot believe I saw that.

    Hey, fat ass, fake it like you fake barry’s ability to satisfy you sexually.

  248. Paleo people,

    Do you have some good recipe sites to recommend? I’m trying to sneak paleo past the kids.

  249. She is a horrid, ill-mannered oaf. That anyone would call her “elegant” is an affront.

  250. phat, chili powder in ground beef.

    Oh my God that rocks a lot.. throw cheese on it.

  251. The car she took was in his name. He found it up in Maine. He could have taken in back anytime he wanted, not Henry, he waited for a hot day when she had a full cart of groceries.

  252. Oh and hey Michelle, you classless scum, get your f’ing elbow off the table!

  253. Boehner should have said, “Up yours, you Wookie-Bitch. Roll your eyes at that. And at the same time, wonder to yourself why pussyface next to you is pretending he didn’t hear what I just said.”

  254. or you could follow actual good advice from humpy

  255. Thanks LauraW!

    Are these sites certified non-hump inducing?

  256. Seriously, I’m horrified at that. The gross face and bangs, the shoveling the food in, the elbow on the table, the rolling eyes.

    For some reason I thought they faked it like everyone else does in Washington, you know for civility and of course representing your Country as FIRST F’ING LADY!!

  257. Thousands of years cultivating grains and you throw it out the window!?!

  258. Phat, what kind of planes would you be flying for United?

  259. Scott – Good for Henry!

  260. Paleo is when you drag your food home by the leg right?

  261. Thousands of years cultivating grains and you throw it out the window!?!

    Yep. Only rice is even remotely safe, and even then only if hulled.

    The rest are the debbil.

  262. Paleo is when you drag your food home by the leg walk around the Giant pretending to be a hunter/gatherer, right?

  263. No, Jay. You use the hair.

  264. Scott,

    I’ll be going back to the 737. Probably based out of Chicago.

  265. Are these sites certified non-hump inducing?

    This hump is technically my parasitic twin brother, partially absorbed while in the womb. So, not caused by diet.

    Although my mom did and still does drink an awful lot of metal polish.

    *shrugs*

    Pretty sure that’s non-Paleo

  266. Henry kicked ass. He was a repo man on the side and only dealt with the high paying / high risk jobs.

    He survived a 357 gut shot.

    Good guy / badass.

  267. I still do not understand the supreme hatred of Michelle Obama,

    I can disagree with her. I don’t get the just ” god damn everytime I see her I spit nails” thing.

    I denounce myself. Probably voted for Rombley.

  268. When you get stranded in the MA-CT-NY area let us know.

  269. Part of it is the sense that she’s entirely undeserving of her wealth and power, and possesses none of the grace and manners of someone who did. Chuck Schumer’s a worthless piece of shit, but I bet he didn’t eat like a truck driver at a Coney Island.

  270. What Leon said.
    Plus, the whole, “I never been proud of my country before” thing pissed me off to no end. I wouldn’t piss on her head if her bangs were on fire.

  271. Dave, that video is a perfect representation of Michelle.

    Also, I’ll NEVER forget or forgive the “First time I’ve been proud of my country” BS.

  272. A classless, no manners pig, who rolls her eyes?? What’s to like?

  273. Plus, it’s hard to look at her face without making the Sign of the Cross.

  274. …..MADRE DE DIO!!!….AYUDA!!

  275. Dave, had you been paying attention earlier you would have learned that women who eat like that have small dicks. I don’t know how Mare knows that.

  276. Public service announcement:

    http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/41107219587/how-to-keep-cats-off-the-kitchen-counter-via

    HAAA HA HA HA HAAA

    Cats are so athletic.

  277. Dave.

    http://tinyurl.com/b7tjqmy

  278. Godzilla!

    Yoiks!

    http://tinyurl.com/a3nmenk

  279. She comes off as a hypocritical bitch. Nuff said.

  280. MJ – What is your new avatard?

  281. No, Laura, if a first lady has no control that she has to eat like a pig in public…watch that elbow, Michelle, then she has a problem. One, the needledick sitting next to her.

  282. No, I get that she is undeserving of adoration. She is an idiot and yet the First Lady, a commie in the woodpile if I may be so indelicate.

    I bet I may.

    . *laughs at pups*

    I don’t get the emotional drama of it.

    Maybe it’s that I ignore her. Carry on.

  283. If you watch that vid of her closely, http://tinyurl.com/bc9x4js, she starts off remembering the manners that someone in the WH (I’m guessing) taught her: her left arm is on her lap, right pinkie extended on her fork. But then, when she gets pissed hearing Boener, she reverts to her original mannerisms: elbow on the table, chomping down on the food.

    Her etiquette, or lack thereof, gives her away as a classless scrunt. Even if she didn’t grow up that way, you’d think, as FLOTUS, she’d make the effort–but she doesn’t care to.

  284. leon – my thumbs up, etc is for the positive sentiment.
    For the safety and future of our progeny, I pray that the next four years do not (ultimately) bring about the downfall of our Republic.

  285. It was a back cropping of this new deadmau5 head.

  286. Duke = UConn bitch.

  287. Mare, I didn’t say anything on this subject.

  288. Here, Mare; it’s medicinal, for many of us:
    http://is.gd/G8fcRJ

  289. I used to break up with girls that had bad table manners.

    After, you know.

    I haz no class.

  290. I didn’t say anything on this subject.

    Wait a gawddamned minute!!! We have a subject here?

  291. you’d think, as FLOTUS, she’d make the effort–but she doesn’t care to.

    ^^^^THIS

  292. Table manners really do say a lot about a person. But if there’s a willingness to learn, too, then there’s hope. She exhibits no willingness to be anything but herself, and in that role, it’s simply not good enough.

  293. Roamy!

  294. After, you know.

    http://i.imgur.com/j4Ak3.gif

  295. Dave eats pie like the queen of England.

  296. Debra Grace is getting to be a real DIVA!!

    http://flic.kr/p/dNyAJt

  297. http://youtu.be/DZN4r8p6KbU?t=1m23s

  298. With a fork. Bitch.

    I do understand that Michelle is an unadmirable character in a political play. I recall people despising Betty Ford, who as it turned out has serious problems with substance abuse.

    I don’t get the pure hatred though. Perhaps I’m not wired that way. I can dislilke a person without that. See me, and MCPO, random example.

  299. Such a cutiepie!!

  300. Did anybody have a frank and honest discussion about teenage pregnancy with anybody else today?

  301. FOOD FIGHT!

  302. It’s not really so much a hatred as it is a loathing.

  303. DinT – You’re just jealous of my tanned, shapely legs – admit it!

  304. I dunno, Dave, it’s like that survey some years back that people would rather work with someone pleasant but not totally competent than someone unpleasant yet competent. (Though I’m not saying she’s competent at anything other than using political or EEO leverage to get a $300K sinecure at a hospital,) She just strikes me as the kind of office worker that would lie about taking a message, smile evilly when you get in trouble, and not hang a new roll of toilet paper in the ladies’ room because that’s someone else’s job.

  305. I just got here, I didn’t kill it!!!

  306. I hear what you’re saying Roamy, perhaps I’m overreacting.. I’m seeing an awful love of FAT! BITCH! AMERICA HATING WHORE.. and likely acribing it to people who don’t deserve.

    I don’t like her. I have no respect for her. Rosalyn Carter could kiss my ass.

    Perhaps I’m suggesting she’s undeserving of anything because of her thoughts and not her hairstyle. I think that’s it.

    … also cops a feel and smooches ytou ….

    I do that. Ask around.

  307. No fan of Michelle here, but at least we haven’t had any “co-president” malarkey outta her and TFG.

    Yet.

  308. Wait ’til it’s time to set up for her senate run in Hawaii.

  309. Sick thought of the day:

    I can imagine the Bushes having sex.

    Not the Obama’s.

    On a totally unrelated note I can picture Bill Clinton having sex with a roll of paper towels.

  310. Yeah, I don’t pick on her for her hairstyle, I thought it was stupid when they did that to Hillary. Actually, they’re probably still doing that to Hillary, and I don’t care.

    Feeling cops is frowned upon in Alabama.

    http://tinyurl.com/anggodd

  311. DinT – As the father of two daughters, should I be worried about the early manifestations of diva-hood in DG?

  312. A good spoon pie is chocolate or banana cream.

  313. >> Wait ’til it’s time to set up for her senate run in Hawaii.

    OK! Then I can full on hate!

  314. I think what Dave is saying is that he doesn’t give enough of a shit about her to hate her.

  315. On a totally unrelated note I can picture Bill Clinton having sex with a roll of paper towels.

    And now the rest of us can, too. Thanks.

  316. Dave has a limited amount of fucks to give. She doesn’t deserve one.

  317. Dave’s not sitting in the dentist’s office waiting on a kid to get braces adjusted for the 37th time with the option of reading a Time magazine with Obama on the cover, Newsweek with Obama on the cover, Ladies Home Journal with Michelle on the cover, People magazine with Michelle on the cover, Parenting magazine with Michelle on the cover, or Golf Digest (and we all know how Dave feels about golf). I swear I seriously thought about getting out the Sharpie and drawing mustaches on them, except there would have been witnesses.

  318. I find it a little funny that the people who mock conservatives for stating that the second amendment is meant to balance the force between citizen and government are so scared of other things that aren’t tangible.

    Their philosophy of government authority comes down to, “why use a condom? I’m sure everything will be all right.”

  319. HAHAHAHAHHAA.. ok, I don’t spend enough time anymore waiting on braces. point taken.

    Also MJ hit it. I only have so many fucks to give.

    http://tinyurl.com/b77l4lc

  320. I’m afraid I could get out of hand with my new kitchen scale. I weighed my lunches for the week to ensure that I’d evenly divided my crock-pot contents.

    Got them to within an ounce of each other (all were roughly 5#) before I weighed them. I strutted a bit, then made them even more balanced.

  321. Dave, do you know that picture is from Skyrim?

    Nerd.

  322. Yeah, MJ has it right.

    I’m just annoyed that Michelle is held up as the ideal wife and mother and the rest of us women fall short of her wonderfulness. (See that piece of shit Yglesias who said that Obama’s children are more important than my children. Fuck you, Matt.) These are the same people who belittled Laura Bush and Ann Romney as do-nothings.

  323. Leon, I may have gotten my dad started on paleo or at least low-carb.

  324. Of course Obama’s kids are more important than yours!

  325. Yay! I hope it helps and he’s able to stay with it.

  326. My chickens are more important than Michelle’s children.

    At least to me. That’s recognized in the Magna Carta for Pete’s sake.

  327. the fuck is skyrim? I was makin a point

  328. Elder Scrolls V, Dave. Biggest game of 2011/2012.

  329. He’s 77, so I kinda doubt he’s going to give up his biscuits and grits at this point in life, but he was impressed with the weight I’ve lost.

  330. *sneaks a spoonful of MJ’s pie*

  331. *spits it out and does a handful of chocolate Ex-lax after reading Roamy’s weight loss comment*

  332. Cyn, eat the pie, then go walk around the block.

  333. Cyn, laxative abuse is a serious problem. Do I need to hunt youtube for a Very Special Episode of Growing Pains?

  334. Calories in a piece of pie: 200
    Calories burned walking one mile: 15

    Don’t eat the pie.

  335. A “Very Special Episode” of anything is worrisome all by itself.

  336. So are we getting a new POL pic anytime soon, Roamy?

  337. pie is like, everything

  338. One of my HSV friends is doing better than amateur photography these days and has offered to take photos “some time”. We haven’t had a family photo in years, and I would like one where I don’t look like Mama Cass.

  339. http://youtu.be/dxOywYOtoxI

    There you go.

  340. I’m still down 25 lbs since last May. I’ll get that ten back off quickly.

  341. I can usually turn down pie without effort. It’s nothing I miss.

    Cookies, though, they can still speak to me sometimes. Especially the ones that say “hey, Mom made us, just for you”. I hate those li’l bastards, tugging at my heartstrings like that.

  342. Hey Leon…

  343. oh hell, I gained ten giving myself a pass over the holidays.

    ain’t no thing.. it’s coming off now

  344. Almost better than pie: http://i.imgur.com/Rhb0UNx.jpg

  345. Did anyone actually watch that youtube link all the way through? It’s an advert for a website about laxative-based rapid weight loss.

    Creepy. As. Fuck.

  346. NEW WIRELESS ROUTER FUCKING ROCKS!!!!

    it’s all so fast…. it’s too much….

    MAKE IT STOP!!!!! OMG, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

  347. TAGNASH is preparing his/her/its army for invasion earth:

    http://tinyurl.com/b5maha8

  348. The TAGNASH army will whoop the crap out of the Free Shit Army, and deservedly so.

  349. Watch it??! Hell, I was taking shorthand notes!

  350. Sleepytime.

  351. I’m just annoyed that Michelle is held up as the ideal wife and mother and the rest of us women fall short of her wonderfulness. (See that piece of shit Yglesias who said that Obama’s children are more important than my children. Fuck you, Matt.) These are the same people who belittled Laura Bush and Ann Romney as do-nothings.

    *comes up behind Romy, taps her on the shoulder*

    *high-fives her*

  352. wireless got so bad in my house that I actually bought a switch and cable to connect in my man cave.

    Now I’m connected sans wire through my new netgear N600 gigabit router and it’s seems faster than being hardwired.

    Plus, it gets the kid and wife off my back re: the slow wireless.

    IT WIN!!!

  353. IT WIN!!!

    *bogarts Wiser’s wireless*

  354. Nighty dreams

  355. now let’s see what the range of this fu

  356. Skyrim?

    Sounds kinky.

  357. Bout time you dork.

  358. New fangled 21st century gadgets.

  359. *bogarts Wiser’s wireless*

    this thing even has a guest channel, so I can allow people to use it without giving away my sooper-secret “123abc456″ passwor…

    dammit

  360. Bout time you dork.

    hey, it’s been all about prioritizing my expenses over the last few years.

    The radio gig is giving me “hope”

  361. A guest setup will be good for when Brad is camping out in the bushes in front of your house, Wiser.

  362. radio will kill your soul.. unless you have a voice and can sell……wait a minute..

  363. also bought a 16gig flash drive that’s about the size of a postage stamp for $8.

    16 gig. $8. this big [ ]

    unfucking believable

  364. My neighbor’s gigabyte wireless has enough range to reach across the street.

  365. radio will kill your soul.. unless you have a voice and can sell……wait a minute..

    soul?

  366. dude, I expect to be dead within 7 years, max.

    soul.

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    yeah, I’m really worried about that right about now…

  367. All serial aside, take the book with you and work the ads. I know you have this skill.

  368. And of course, prepare the missus. Our deal.

  369. A guest setup will be good for when Brad is camping out in the bushes in front of your house, Wiser.

    *throws a snow shovel into the yard

    HEY! IF YOU’RE GONNA STALK, YOU GOTTA PAY!

  370. All serial aside, take the book with you and work the ads. I know you have this skill.

    baby steps. And besides, I am doing this to get away from sales….

    And of course, prepare the missus. Our deal.

    oh, she’s prepared

    http://tinyurl.com/bjlrke3

  371. heh.

    In radio it’s sales. You CAN DO EET! the other stuff is just funs

  372. In radio it’s sales. You CAN DO EET! the other stuff is just funs

    sigh…..

  373. In radio it’s sales. You CAN DO EET!

    He’s right. If anyone can do shameless capitalism, it’s you, Wiser.

  374. Our wireless I’m sure will easily reach across the street and down the cul-de-sac, but I doubt anyone will want to select the wi-fi labelled “FBI Surveillance Van #28″

  375. He’s right. If anyone can do shameless capitalism, it’s you, Wiser.

    sigh…..

    I really want to be more of a “nice person who gets rich for being a nice person” kind of thing.

  376. but I doubt anyone will want to select the wi-fi labelled “FBI Surveillance Van #28″

    the default password on the router was “happyrabbit”

    I was sooo tempted to leave it there….

  377. you are a nice person Wiser.

    Never let that doubt enter. You are a good man.

  378. We got a pretty fun pw with our new router too; so much so, one of the boys snagged it for their laptop or email account.

  379. I really want to be more of a “nice person who gets rich for being a nice person” kind of thing.

    If that worked, I wouldn’t get up and go to the office every morning.

    Ok, I’m not going RIGHT away tomorrow morning, but that’s only because tthe doc wants to tisk art me before he has his nurse take a quart of blood so he can tsk at me later, but you get my point…

  380. But if people were nice, I’d be out of a job…

  381. you are a nice person Wiser.

    aaaaaand Dave destroys the rep I have spent 8 years building over the last 8 years with one single comment.

    bastard.

  382. If that worked, I wouldn’t get up and go to the office every morning.

    tsk

  383. Hi BiW
    Will you hire me?
    I can relocate.
    Cyn ignores me.

  384. But if people were nice, I’d be out of a job…

    Word.

  385. My wireless router is 40′ of ethernet cable.

  386. Hire?

    I figure I’ll be lucky to have a job by the end of the year. Lot’s of people with legal issues…the money to pay…notsomuch.

  387. Cyn ignores me.

    Whaaa??? You sure?

  388. Wiser, maybe you should ban Dave. For dissin’ your CST.

  389. I applied for a Job in Kennasaw Ga today and another in Canfield Ohio. No not Canton Canfield.

    Is there a good WA job board BiW?

  390. My wireless router is 40′ of ethernet cable.

    trust me, this new router is worth every penny.

    I was totally cool with hardwire.

    Everyone else in the house had an iPhone or a Nook or an iPad and bitched about the wireless, but I didn’t think it was a big problem.

    Then I got an iPhone…

  391. Heh I loves Cyn
    She still won’t hire me.

  392. Wiser, maybe you should ban Dave.

    hmmmm……

    nah.

    who else would I argue about my cover song theory with?

  393. Andy Wiser
    But he does not hang here any more.

  394. ban me.

    BiW is nice too.

    Shall I go on? Cyn? Vman? MCPO?

    Ok the master Chief is kind of a jerk but we have an understanding.

  395. But he does not hang here any more.

    weird how the only two people who insist I’m wrong are from the south, huh?

  396. I don’t know, Vmax. I’m only familiar with legal job boards.

  397. “kind of a jerk”?! Man, I am slipping in my dotage!

  398. shut it grandpops

  399. BiW is nice too.

    Oh hell no.

    I’ve made an art of being a bad person, and only recently f’ed up again in SPECTACULAR FASHION.

  400. I do legal BiW

  401. Google Legal Ease, The Ladders, and Wsba.org, Vmax.

  402. She still won’t hire me.

    You seemed to whine a bit during our email exchange when I mentioned something about peeled grapes and a loincloth so I thought you weren’t interested in the job anymore.

  403. I love reading stories about sooper-cool hypocritical leftards being hypocrites

    http://www.cracked.com/article_20209_the-6-most-hilarious-failures-in-music-censorship-history.html

  404. You seemed to whine a bit during our email exchange when I mentioned something about peeled grapes and a loincloth so I thought you weren’t interested in the job anymore.

    I’d whine too.

    Loincloths get cold at night.

  405. when I mentioned something about peeled grapes and a loincloth

    *raises hand

  406. *raises hand

    how YOU doin’?!

  407. *raises hand

    Suckup.

  408. night my dear friends

  409. These stupid Portland tourism ads. They mention books, bacon doughnuts, beer, and no sales tax.

    But they forget the stupid hippie infestation…

  410. Suckup.

    *dumps BiW’s IP into teh ban bucket*

  411. Nighty dreams, Mr. Texas.

  412. night my dear friends

    g’night, cuddles.

    Suckup.

    A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

    how YOU doin’?!

    call me

  413. *pulls him from teh bucket ‘cuz I need a loincloth back-up man*

  414. *snugs Cyn and wafts mummbling stupid things*

  415. Call you what?

  416. damn.

    that “call me” was supposed to be in whisper voice

  417. Call you what?

    maybe?

  418. Not wild about peeling grapes, but I’m pretty fair in the backrub department.

    http://tinyurl.com/amg87d7

  419. Alright. I need to go do the dishes, get the boyzez to bed, and do my homework Wednesday night.

    Wiser’s radio show will be great fun. If he can get Rosie to call in, it will be more fun.

    Good night.

  420. Ooh, appelle-moi, mon cheri, non?

  421. http://tinyurl.com/amg87d7

    Aaaaand we have a winnah!

  422. Nighty dreams to you as well, Bi-m’Wah.

  423. Wiser’s radio show will be great fun. If he can get Rosie to call in, it will be more fun.

    hard part is gonna be a) keep the show FCC compliant and 2) sober

  424. Sober?! Unreasonable demands by the capitalist exploiting your labor. ORGANIZE!!

  425. seriously, if I had a two hour show, how many of you would be willing to call in and talk?

  426. XBrad and Cyn’s last meat up.

    http://tinyurl.com/asqyedn

  427. well I called Wiser, and I texted Car in.

    the internets suck.

  428. hard part is gonna be a) keep the show FCC compliant and 2) sober

    Dammit.
    Wait…you mean you, not the callers, right?

    Just out of curiosity’s sake, is there a seven second delay?

  429. seven second so there

  430. I meant seconds but I suck..

    hits myself in the head with a hammer and runs away crying

  431. OK, the wind is howling and Herself turned down the thermostat to OMGitsCOLD! I’m off to bed.

    Nighty, night!

  432. Just out of curiosity’s sake, is there a seven second delay?

    heh.

    no.

    I was thinking about that.

    I have been really careful when I have been given an opportunity to chat so far.

  433. The closest I came to a New Year’s resolution was a decision to try to bump up my traffic, by writing more and better content.

    I’m 40 pages into Bunny Food and fuckyeahdementia.

    **kicks Pupster**

  434. if and when I have this chance, I will give you all more warning.

    I was even thinking of maybe asking xbrad to get his friend Nick to call in…..

  435. there’s been a lot of discussion about taking back the media…

    this could be a chance….

  436. or at least a start.

  437. I’ll make an honest effort to figure out how to stream radio on this laptop.

    Honest.

  438. In my further research into the Army’s Coast Artillery Corps and seacoast fortifications…

    http://tinyurl.com/ayqyvzs

  439. seriously, if I had a two hour show, how many of you would be willing to call in and talk?

    I think phone calls from the dead break certain afterlife FCC rules.

  440. It’s an 800 call in number, right? I mean, I’m not payin’ to call in.

  441. Can I call in with my pants off?

    I mean, I ought to treat this with the same gravity as I do my lawyer.

  442. Comment by xbradtc on January 21, 2013 11:56 pm
    In my further research into the Army’s Coast Artillery Corps and seacoast fortifications…
    http://tinyurl.com/ayqyvzs

    Perhaps I overestimated the sophistication of the coastal defenses.

  443. Actually, they were pretty sophisticated, for the times. And far more widespread than I would have thought.

  444. http://tinyurl.com/ayqyvzs

    What color crayon would you use on the right hand figure?

    This will be a measure of your racism.

  445. Blue. It will match nicely with my balls.

  446. Blue. It will match nicely with my balls.

    You might want to color that extra-large to fit the feeling.

  447. Thanks for the diva DG pic, MCPO.

  448. Hey, George,

    http://x2t.com/197436

  449. Hey, George,
    http://x2t.com/197436

    Meh. He’s too small to straddle one of her thighs.

    Although she’ll give a ride to anyone.

  450. Sometimes we’ll sigh
    Sometimes we’ll cry
    And we’ll know why
    Just you and I
    Know true derp ways

  451. We just got our last shipment of pellets for the season. I hope the W’s have stocked up. We’re already out of heaters and are selling fans.

  452. wakey wakey. Been up since 5. Yea me.

  453. Morning Car in!

    The missus set the alarm for 0430 since she had to be to her clinical at 0615. I’ve been out of bed since 5 but only awake for a half hour despite coffee.

  454. I. am. out. of. coffee.

    WTF.

    *cries

  455. Hmm, Lingerie Football League is being re-branded as Legends Football League to empower the women.

    I’ll need to study this development closely…

  456. One more (short)shift and then I get THREE DAYS OFF.

    (unless I get called in).

    I worked friday night, all day sat, all day sunday, all day yesterday, and I open today.

    I’ve been there every hour they’ve been open since Friday at 3:30.

    Yesterday I started feeling it.

  457. Let me pour you a cup, there there kid, chin up. No crying, you’re a Hostage!

    Cream? Sugar? Black?

  458. Your work ethic inspires me Car in, truly.

    I was a busboy in HS/college years and know it’s hard work…and I didn’t have to please the customers with food orders.

  459. Let me pour you a cup, there there kid, chin up. No crying, you’re a Hostage!

    *shotguns coffee

    fanks.

  460. Your work ethic inspires me Car in, truly.

    It’s pure greedy capitalism, Jimbro.

    See,unlike many jobs when people want the dead shifts, where there is nothing to do, I like the busy busy shifts, etc. I want to rack up over a thousand dollars in sales. I want to send the other girls home so I can take all the tables.

    And, I want all the tables to love the service I give them, so they throw more of that filthy lucre at me.

    It’s like the opposite of a government job.

    I think someone could write a thesis about thatt ^^^ and why Obama and his big government model is a fail.

  461. “It’s pure greedy capitalism, Jimbro.”

    Amen to that. When I was in private practice there was way more incentive to work harder/faster/efficiently. Cutbacks in reimbursement with concomitant increases in expenses made it a financial dead end. Now I’m employed by the hospital and on a salary. They’re happy if my avatar and peminic scores (patient satisfaction measures) are high. They are because I treat people the way I’d want to be treated.

  462. But, see it’s not fair. There are some girls that just don’t have the energy that I have.

    Or aren’t as good at it.

    Yea, it’s a horrible system.

  463. I just had a vision of a dingy Soviet lunch counter and I was eating nasty cold cabbage soup.

    It’s a great system if we can keep it….

  464. Morning. New Poat!


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