Plan Pr0n Saturday

The old poat was getting as stinky as Cyn’s sweaty underbewb.

A-6 Intruder

A-7 Corsair II

http://www.aircraftinformation.info/Images/A-7_06.jpg

F-4 Phantom

EA-6B

E-2 Hawkeye

SH-3 Sea King

January 20, 2013
Categories: Drinking heavily, Like you know how to read., Peace Through Douche . . Author: xbradtc

355 Comments

  1. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:14 am

    All but the Prowler and Hawkeye are gone. Prowlers are on the way out.

  2. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on January 20, 2013 12:15 am

    A-7. Best birdless aircarriage ever.

  3. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:16 am

    Star, this is an Intruder blog. You don’t have to hate the others, you just have to love the A-6 more.

  4. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on January 20, 2013 12:17 am

    Oh, no, I meant the F-8U. The A-7 was pretty cute, too, though.

  5. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:19 am

    Nice, but how about some love for the Vigilante?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/RA-5C_Vigilante_RVAH-7_1979.jpg

  6. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 12:19 am

    Was this poat supposed to be titled “plane pr0n…”?

  8. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:22 am

    While it might be apostasy on this Navy thread, the XB-70 still gives me goose flesh.

  9. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on January 20, 2013 12:22 am

    Ha, I know this nutty Messican dude who flew for the US Navy in Desert Storm. He liked the Intruder alright, except that the side-by-side made it impossible to stop his navigator from yapping.

  10. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:23 am

    Will you settle for a rare A-5A with bombs?

    http://tinyurl.com/afu95we

  11. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:25 am


    Will you settle for a rare A-5A with bombs?

    Gorgeous lines.

  12. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:29 am

    Mmm. Naval aviation and a glass of Bulleit Rye with water. Life is pretty good.

  13. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:29 am

    The nice thing about having the B/N right next to you was you could hand him your beer and say “Watch this!”

  14. Comment by osoloco11 on January 20, 2013 12:31 am

    Makes me want to watch Top Gun. (I’m lying. I never want to watch TopGun)

  15. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:32 am

    I like watching TOPGUN (one word, all caps). Not the ghey beach volleyball, but the flying.

  16. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:33 am

    There were beer cozies in the Intruder?

    I thought that was only in the F-111.

  17. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:36 am

    There was an ashtray and cigarette lighter in the A-1. Really.

  18. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:38 am

    There was an ashtray and cigarette lighter in the A-1. Really.

    Nowadays you’re lucky to get either on a new car.

  19. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:40 am

    There we were…on our way to sunny and warm NAS Roosevelt Roads for a January weapons det. We stopped and hot refueled at Cecil, and decided we could continue as part of the formation, even though we didn’t have any cockpit pressurization. I had brought a can of Pepsi, and thought that I could drink it quickly, even though cabin altitude was higher than it normally would have been…much higher. So, to minimize the time off of oxygen and maximize the time required to drink the Pepsi, I left my oxygen mask on as I smartly pulled the pull tab. Much quicker than instantly, this brown, evaporating, sticky mist covered me, the cockpit, and my patient B/N, who just looked at me and muttered, “You dumb s___!” Nothing got wet and it was then I remembered my Pepsi can might have experienced what was probably known as explosive decompression. And there I was, just as thirsty,…and a whole lot stickier!
    EDDY / OHNEMUS VA-85, 1977

  20. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:43 am

    xbradtc on January 20, 2013 at 12:40 am

    Good thing he didn’t open a bottle of Tabasco.

  21. Comment by osoloco11 on January 20, 2013 12:46 am

    “Not the ghey beach volleyball” heh

  22. Comment by lipstick on January 20, 2013 12:50 am

    Brad I’m enjoying reading your Falkland Islands series on your site. Think they’ll try to take them again?

  23. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:51 am

    Lippy, not really. They may do some obnoxious stuff, or land a small party on an outlying island and symbolically raise a flag, but I just don’t see they have the forces to retake the islands. The one scenario where they might be able to would lead to a wider war than they really want.

  24. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:54 am

    I don’t know Argentina can afford to pay for a real war. Don’t know if the UK politicians have the sack for one.

  25. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:57 am

    http://tinyurl.com/b45mzl2

  26. Comment by lipstick on January 20, 2013 12:58 am

    Yeah they have been denying British ships and others from docking with trade and tourists and I believe Chile is also playing that game.

  27. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 1:01 am

    Chile and Argentina are pretty antagonistic to one another from time to time. Chile actually is looking to institute direct flights between Chile and the Falklands, bypassing Argentina.

  28. Comment by lipstick on January 20, 2013 1:12 am

    Really? I didn’t know that. Maybe they want to set themselves up to get a good deal on future oil once the Falklands start extracting it?

  29. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 1:13 am

    Partly that, partly they don’t always get along with Argentina.

    Just before the 82 invasion, they came close to blows in the Beagle War.

  30. Comment by lipstick on January 20, 2013 1:22 am

    Well, Moses wasn’t yet born then so we can’t blame/thank him. Off to bed, goodnight!

  31. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 1:39 am

    Hahahah. Took me a minute to remember Moses the Beagle. I was thinking of Russ’ kid.

  32. Comment by Sean M. on January 20, 2013 2:29 am

    I get no derp in a plane.
    Flying too high with some gal in the sky
    Is my idea of nothing to do.
    Yet I get a derp out of you.

  33. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 3:27 am

    There’s a very good chance this is a picture of my dad:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/A-6A_VA-35_with_Snakeeye_bombs_c1967.jpg

  34. Comment by wildriver on January 20, 2013 5:10 am

    USS Ranger CVA-61 “Top Gun Bar None” “71-73″

  35. Comment by Jewstin on January 20, 2013 6:51 am

    Morning.

  37. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 8:17 am

    Kinda dead around here this morning. Oh! Hi Cyn.

    http://tinyurl.com/a5b4fqc

  38. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 8:20 am

    Ooooooo…

    http://i.imgur.com/51NPK.gif

  39. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 8:22 am

    http://i.imgur.com/krOxQ.gif

  40. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 8:24 am

    http://i.imgur.com/yvs1K.gif

  41. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 8:29 am

    Fuck it. I’m going for donuts.

    http://tinyurl.com/aureyq7

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 8:30 am

    Can’t decide if I should make coffee or plan an afternoon nap.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 8:32 am

    I’m making salty nut ballz as soon as the wife is up. I’ll want coffee with those, but that could be another 90 minutes.

  44. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 8:58 am

    wakey wakey

  45. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:00 am

    What have you hosefockers been doing while I’ve been taking people food?

  47. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 9:09 am

    I didn’t do much yesterday other than work for a bit and practice Spanish. I should probably read today, try to finish a book.

  49. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 9:09 am

    Or watch Thankskilling.

  50. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:11 am

    I had a dream that I went to visit Laura and Scott, but they weren’t there. They had the most AMAZING house. Anyway, I was just so curious, so I took a peek inside.

    Scott was NOT happy with me.

    BTW, Lauraw, you’re holding out. Your front yard looks fabulous.

  51. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:12 am

    http://www.chartgo.com/share.do?id=dffa26b3aa

    lol

  52. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 9:18 am

    Did you break into their food stash?

  53. Comment by Hotel1 on January 20, 2013 9:22 am

    Brings back memories.
    MarDet USS Indy 1977 or so.
    Captains Orderly for part of the time.
    When the A-5 Vigilante would land it sounded like it was about to join us in the berthing area, and we were a couple decks below the hanger deck.

  54. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:22 am

    No. I didn’t find the bacon or anything. I just looked around.

    I was curious.

    Her dog, btw, is no guard dog. I didn’t even see him.

    Just saying.

  55. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 9:22 am

    It would have been OK if you stayed on the first floor.

  56. Comment by Hotel1 on January 20, 2013 9:25 am

    RA-5C
    We were told they were recon airframes.

  57. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:26 am

    It would have been OK if you stayed on the first floor.

    I just checked out the living room. Nice fireplace, btw.

    I don’t know why you had to bring the police into it.

  58. Comment by Hotel1 on January 20, 2013 9:27 am

    RA-5C models.
    We had a power demo one day and that thing went by so fast you could barely see it.

  59. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:27 am

    I was too afraid to go upstairs. Or into the basement.

    That creepy doll is somewhere in the house waiting to kill you both.

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 9:28 am

    We have wind gusts of 41 mph right now. I’m going to have to check whether anything blew off the house later.

  61. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 9:28 am

    You got arrested?

    HA!

  62. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:30 am

    No. I ran when I saw you talking to the coppers.

  63. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:30 am

    And Leon says running is good for nothing.

  64. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 9:32 am

    If my front yard looked good to you, that is how you know it was a dream…bleargh. I pulled out tons and tons of beautiful flowering plants and gave them all away, a few years ago.

    It’s all about the vegetables now.

    *gazes out at snow-covered garden and sighs*

  65. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 9:34 am

    I pulled out tons and tons of beautiful flowering plants and gave them all away, a few years ago.

    so … the cops aren’t really after me?

    And Scott’s not mad?

    But the doll thing is true, right?

  66. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 9:36 am

    The doll is at the store. Like I said, she has no manual dexterity and probably can’t get out.

    *hears a knock on the door*

    brb

  67. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 9:42 am

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    Meh. I still put my money on Scott and laura. They’ve probably been up all night building a doll-a-pault or some such device.

  68. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 9:44 am

    And Leon says running is good for nothing.

    Distance running should only be done when there’s no other way to escape a predator. Sprinting, OTOH, is very worth doing.

  69. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 9:45 am

    G’morning peeps, lurkers, and delurkers

  70. Comment by jam2 on January 20, 2013 9:51 am

    *waves to Cyn*

  71. Comment by Hotspur on January 20, 2013 9:51 am

    I refuse to be referred to as a hose fucker.

  72. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 9:53 am

    *waves to Jam2 and tosses him a HoHo from the secret Hostess vault*

  73. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 9:55 am

    And a lovely good morning to you too, HoseSpur.

  74. Comment by jam2 on January 20, 2013 9:58 am

    *catches Ho*

    I’M SPECIAL!!!!! YEA!!!

    *puts on helmet*

  75. Comment by jam2 on January 20, 2013 9:59 am

    went to an pro-2nd amendment rally in Albany yesterday.
    According to the only news outlet that showed: There were dozens gathered –

    HA!
    we filled the entire front lawn of the capitol. i’m not a certified crowd guesstimator; however, there were more than a couple thousand of us there.

  76. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 10:03 am

    HoseSpur- ha ha ha …

  77. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 10:05 am

    It what really windy last night up here. My son’s GF’s house is w/o power.

    If we have power at work … we may be busy …

    GF’s family will be there at 12 sharp

  78. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 10:06 am

    I think the newspaper told me there were 500 at our capital’s rally, Jam. Of course, this weekend is also the Crossroads of the West Gun Show.

  79. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 10:07 am

    Meh. I still put my money on Scott and laura. They’ve probably been up all night building a doll-a-pault or some such device.

    Then answer me, smart guy, what happened to lauraw? She’s been missing since the knock on the door.

    Hubris. that’s what did her in.

    Plus the killing of all the flowers in the front yard. That’s probably what set the doll off in the first place.

  80. Comment by jam2 on January 20, 2013 10:19 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By-qa90ZXaI&feature=player_embedded#!

    (from the blaze)

  81. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 10:26 am

    Obviously the doll is now making its rounds, killing all the Hostages. Probably using the flying monkeys for transportation.

    The Wiser’s are probably already dead too, but some of us may have some time to save ourselves.

  82. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 10:46 am

    DG says Sundays are perfect for lounging on the couch in your jammies!

    http://flic.kr/p/dNbGFd

  83. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 11:01 am

    This ad drives me crazy. Pay attention to his left hand.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNrz8h6dtS8

  84. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 11:02 am

    I did not kill the flowers, I gave them away.

    Yeah, so it was the eyeless doll at the door. I bought two Samoas, a Trefoils, and one Thin Mints. Now I’m out of cash. Such an evil doll. We hates her.

  85. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 11:04 am

    You didn’t pay in advance, did you?

  86. Comment by Car in on January 20, 2013 11:05 am

    I did not kill the flowers, I gave them away.

    Yea, and Little Jerry went to live with some farm family in the country.

  87. Comment by Tushar on January 20, 2013 11:06 am

    http://www.chartgo.com/share.do?id=e02faff7aa

  88. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:13 am

    Carin – Quick! Look at the photo I posted!

  89. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 11:18 am

    Good LOLCHART, Tushar! I’m going to tweet that.

  90. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:19 am

    BTW – I served in squadrons that flew 3 of the aircraft pictured in this poat. Can you guess which 3?

  91. Comment by Tushar on January 20, 2013 11:19 am

    Laura, the sad thing is that the percentages are probably pretty accurate.

  92. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 11:21 am

    I have 102 salty nut ballz chillin’ in the fridge. I’d forgotten how painstaking that was. I should make bigger ballz next time to save time.

  93. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 11:21 am

    Weren’t you CMC of a hummer squadron?

  94. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 11:21 am

    Hi. I’m still lying in my coffin in my bed waiting to get up.

  95. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:22 am

    xBrad – That is one. . .

  97. Comment by Tushar on January 20, 2013 11:28 am

    Whoa! That tweet was liked by a guy who looks uncannily like P. J. O’Rourke. Thanks, Laura, for making me famous!

  99. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:30 am

    She’s so good looking she looks like a man. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc6TFxJcHhU

  100. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 11:30 am

    I’m gonna guess the A-7…. from your time around Cecil…

  101. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:33 am

    xBrad – That’s two. . .

  102. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:36 am

    George – Those photos are wonderful.

  104. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 11:43 am

    Let’s see… I know it wasn’t a Prowler squadron. And I don’t recall you ever mentioning Intruder squadrons…. So helos or Phantoms….

    I’mma guess Phantom.

  105. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 11:44 am

    I emailed that to my dad Tushar. He’ll get a kick out of it.

  106. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:46 am

    Well, time for my workout. BBL!

  107. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 11:46 am

    If anyone wants an iPhone 4 for $50 let me know. It’s in perfect condition.

    If not I’ll ebay it.

  108. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 11:46 am

    MJ – Check with PJM. She usually goes through a phone every 4-5 months.

  109. Comment by Tushar on January 20, 2013 11:48 am

    MJ, what carrier is that iPhone?

  110. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 11:48 am

    Left vs. Right. Enough said.

    http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/128.jpg

  111. Comment by Pendejo Grande on January 20, 2013 11:51 am

    Mike Check…..testing 1, 2, 3….

  112. Comment by Pendejo Grande on January 20, 2013 11:54 am

    While I in no way disagree with Tushar’s expert analysis, I’d like to augment his study with one of my own.

    Online Graphing
    Chart

    Wow. Look at the size of that url. I probably fucked this up.

  113. Comment by Pendejo Grande on January 20, 2013 11:55 am

    Utttt-Ohh. I really did fuck up. Sorry, peeps.

  114. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 11:56 am

    That’s spelled “apparatchik.” I know; I’m a disillusioned dead leftist. But pie is yummy. Red or yellow pie, or blue. Not green, though.

  115. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 12:00 pm

    MJ, what carrier is that iPhone?
    ———————
    AT&T.

  116. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:05 pm

    Didn’t Floyd have his sack removed? Here, now he can get one back.

    http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Dog.jpg

  117. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:06 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/an96cnw

  118. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 12:15 pm

    I like charts, they are like our lists.

    Also, good morning, good people!

    Also, SALTY BALLZ!!!!

    *is that spelled with one L or two? I want to get my shout outs correct.

  119. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 20, 2013 12:21 pm

    Nobody likes DG’s new photo? Philistines!

  120. Comment by Tushar on January 20, 2013 12:25 pm

    Chief, does DG have some hedgehog genes in her? That bottlebrush hair is awesome.

  121. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 12:25 pm

    >>>Didn’t Floyd have his sack removed? Here, now he can get one back.

    http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Dog.jpg

    From the Mitt Romney catalog, I assume

  122. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 12:26 pm

    MCPO, I much prefer your sofa photo to the one at Ace’s book thread today.

  123. Comment by Sean M. on January 20, 2013 12:30 pm

    Good morning, people who won’t be watching teevee tomorrow.

  124. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 12:30 pm

    Good ok’ Slow Joe.

    Cannot believe this fucking idiot is our VP.

    Biden: ‘Proud to be president’
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/01/20/obama-joe-biden-iowa-2016-presidential-race/1848999/

  125. Comment by Sean M. on January 20, 2013 12:35 pm

    It’s a good thing that stupid snowbilly Sarah Palin isn’t a heartbeat away, huh?

    Yeah.

  126. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 12:48 pm

    So, as We were preparing to leave the station yesterday, the host said that he would like to take a vacation in a month or so, and he’s thinking I can host his show that weekend.

    So there might actually be Hostage radio in the near future.

  127. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 12:49 pm

    Don’t these little girls with dresses made out of curtains know I’m low-carbing now?

    *thin mints are the shit, man*

  128. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 12:52 pm

    You should do an hour of inappropriate children’s book titles.

  129. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 12:53 pm

    For some sad reason, I can’t get WATR to stream (SYWM) on the laptop. It keeps trying to download as media file.

  130. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 1:00 pm

    So there might actually be Hostage radio in the near future.

    That’s in Revelations, right? It’s like sign #6.

  131. Comment by phat on January 20, 2013 1:01 pm

    Damn, the Navy has some fugly airplanes!

    Good afternoon ladies! Looking forward to a few days off after the last several shifts.

    And football.

  132. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 1:02 pm

    xbrad, I couldn’t get VLC to work with WATR, but Windows Media Player worked. I was gonna check out why, since it should work with both players.

    Maybe Tech Support Tushar™ will know.

  133. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 1:03 pm

    Heh, phat, I have always wondered that. Navy planes usually do look dirty. Air Force planes look cleaner.

    Do you take them to the plane wash? Is that brushless?

  134. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 1:05 pm

    …but Windows Media Player worked

    That’s how it ended up working for me too a few weeks back.

  135. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 1:06 pm

    >>>For some sad reason, I can’t get WATR to stream (SYWM)

    You say sad. I say “thank you, God.”

  136. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 1:06 pm

    Hooray beer football!

    Well maybe both for those so inclined.

  137. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 1:07 pm

    I bet if you added a little mint extract to these, they would taste just like thin mints. Pretty low carb, too.
    http://www.health-bent.com/treats/paleo-mudslide-fudge-cookies

  138. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 1:11 pm

    Wiser, is that you reading the oil company ad? I couldn’t quite tell if it was you or not.

  139. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 1:11 pm

    Oh yeah, I will be making those, Laura. Probably today.

  140. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 1:11 pm

    Hurry up, wiserbud, the Ray Lewis remembrance show has started on Fox.

  141. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 1:12 pm

    Ooooo.. good suggestion Laura, thanks.

    I was able to download something, a Windows Media .asx file that allowed me to stream the show in Windows Media Player.

    Course then I got bored to death by some dude talking about NYC real estate. So there are plusses and minuses.

  142. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 1:14 pm

    So, gun-grabbing to save the children Cuomo, is pushing bill to allow third trimester abortions. No conscience protections.
    Silly peasants, only the state knows best on who must be eliminated.

    “would make illegal abortion restrictions, such as parental-notification laws, informed-consent laws, restrictions on taxpayer funding of abortion and abortion bans of any kind.

    The law will allow licensed medical professionals other than a physician to perform first-trimester abortions.”…

    I can’t think of anything more anti-woman and dangerous.

    http://tinyurl.com/ajv2mbk

  143. Comment by Sean M. on January 20, 2013 1:15 pm

    For some sad reason, I can’t get WATR to stream (SYWM) on the laptop.

    Too bad. You missed an exciting conversation abo–phbbbbbthtahahahahahaha!

    I just couldn’t finish that with a straight face.

  144. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 1:15 pm

    >>>Wiser, is that you reading the oil company ad? I couldn’t quite tell if it was you or not.

    Yep, that was me.

  145. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 1:17 pm

    >>>Course then I got bored to death by some dude talking about NYC real estate. So there are plusses and minuses.

    1st hour was much better.

  146. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 1:17 pm

    If babies mostly survive after 24 weeks, then why not deliver said baby, and put it up for adoption?

    ‘Licensed medical professional’ – will they have a kiosk provided for them at the local malls or CVS? Kinda like getting your ears pierced, of which a minor must have parental permission.

  147. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 1:18 pm

    I was at works in the first hour.

    I adjust quickly though, which is important in radio. I didn’t hear your ad, but you have a pretty good voice. And the looks for radio.

  148. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 1:19 pm

    Woo hoo!

    At the mall and gonna shop til I drop!

  149. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 1:20 pm

    Well, you sounded great!

    You have to start acting famous around the house and do obnoxious things to protect your voice. Like drinking lemon tea all day, and keeping your throat wrapped in a warm towel, and refusing to speak to your family unless they pay you for the honor of hearing the Golden Chords.

  150. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 1:30 pm

    Rod Stewart said he avoided “spirits” to protect his voice.

    I kinda think that was bullshit, but offer it up as a suggestion. Your basso profundo voice is a valuable thing, and should be cared for.

  151. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 1:32 pm

    I’m never, ever taking anything from Laura’s garden again:

    http://tinyurl.com/a6kt3ey

  152. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 1:43 pm

    Oh the lilies I’ve killed…

  153. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 1:45 pm

    Floyd

    http://tinyurl.com/awnnbyf

  154. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 1:54 pm

    Tell me this isn’t fucking awesome.

    Damn shame it perished in a midair collision.

  155. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 1:56 pm

    So there might actually be Hostage radio in the near future.

    With wiser as the Edward R. Murrow of right wing Teagaggers?

  157. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 1:59 pm

    Pro 2nd amendment rally in Columbus, but it would be hard to tell by scanning headlines:

    “Downtown rally targets more gun-control efforts”

    Am I being over sensitive?

  158. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 2:03 pm

    George, the other XB-70 is still at Wright Pat, IIRC.

  159. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 2:04 pm

    Huh. I have the day off tomorrow.

    I forgot.

  160. Comment by xbradtc on January 20, 2013 2:04 pm

    Right next to the wicked cool YF-23.

  161. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 2:05 pm

    Sadly, my family would consider it an honor if I’d just STFU.

  162. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 2:06 pm

    “Downtown rally targets more gun-control efforts”
    Am I being over sensitive?

    Imagine the press covering the Hindenburg as “German Airship Sheds Light on Lakehurst Landfall”

  163. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 2:09 pm

    I still have an unassembled plastic model of the Valkyrie 1/72 scale which I plan to build when I’m old enough to get axed by IPAB.

  164. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 2:10 pm

    What’s the over/under on Ray Lewis reaction shots today?

  165. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 2:13 pm

    That XB-70 still looks like the epitome of what a wicked fast aircraft should be. At the time those rotating wing tips were the largest moving control surfaces on any aircraft ever.

  166. Comment by guy who starts arguments over everything on January 20, 2013 2:13 pm

    Sadly, my family the known universe would consider it an honor if I’d just STFU.

    There you go.

  167. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:15 pm

    George Orwell, what color bullwhip do you have shoved up your ass RIGHT NOW?

  168. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 2:16 pm


    George Orwell, what color bullwhip do you have shoved up your ass RIGHT NOW?

    Titanium, bitches. And I have six of them up there.

  169. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:20 pm

    Titanium, bitches. And I have six of them up there.

    Hahahaha.

    GoatBullwhiptse.

  170. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 2:22 pm

    Ray Lewis!

  171. Comment by John Madden on January 20, 2013 2:23 pm

    This reminds me of the two times Brett Favre retired.

  172. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:24 pm

    Rosetta, how many of these pigs – http://tinyurl.com/ahr3ezq

    do you have shoved up your ass?

  173. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:26 pm

    I don’t know if any of you homos watched Meat the Pressed Slacks this morning but Ted Cruz did the debate equivalent of prison-shower-raping Chuck Schumer.

    It was impressive and Chuck looked at Ted like he was an insolent child. Pretty funny.

    Chuck Schumer personifies everything that’s wrong with everything.

  174. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:27 pm

    Rosetta, how many of these pigs – http://tinyurl.com/ahr3ezq

    do you have shoved up your ass?

    GROSS!!

  175. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 2:30 pm

    >> What’s the over/under on Ray Lewis reaction shots today?

    75

    Hey Rosetta. Don’t go thinking this greeting means you don’t still suck.

    http://tinyurl.com/arp6c3w

  176. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:31 pm

    L to R: beasn

    http://tinyurl.com/az5lj64

  177. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 2:31 pm

    You mean Chuck “staunch defender of Israel until it might cause him to go against his beloved Chocolate Jesus” Schumer?

    That scumbag?

  178. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:33 pm

    You mean Chuck “staunch defender of Israel until it might cause him to go against his beloved Chocolate Jesus” Schumer?

    That scumbag?

    That exact piece of shit motherfucking asshole.

    He would flunk a polygraph if you asked him his name.

  179. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:34 pm

    Chuck Schumer is exhibit A that NY has been taken overrun by zombies.

  180. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:34 pm

    either/or

  181. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 2:34 pm

    Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 1:07 pm
    I bet if you added a little mint extract to these, they would taste just like thin mints. Pretty low carb, too.
    http://www.health-bent.com/treats/paleo-mudslide-fudge-cookies

    Very fudge-like in flavor (SYWM) and quite tasty. Did half w/vanilla and the other half with the mint extract. The vanilla reminded me of fudge brownie bites; not quite sweet enough to be Thin Mints, but will try a batch adding a few drops of liquid Stevia and I think this will get us there. I also made w/sugar instead of honey (to lower the carbs). A recipe keeper. M’wah Laura!

  182. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:36 pm

    Here’s a picture of Dave after he lost all that weight.

    http://tinyurl.com/bdar6d3

  183. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 2:36 pm

    HA!

    fuh2.com is a website for hippies.

  184. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:36 pm

    L to R: beasn

    http://tinyurl.com/az5lj64

    Hey look up on the upper right of my back…lauraw is visiting.

  185. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:38 pm

    *tries to purge that picture from innernets to keep rosetta from using in on Friday*

  186. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:38 pm

    scott’s new avatar makes the Bulldog Baby Jesus poop him pants.

  187. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:38 pm

    FUUUUU….

    in = it

  188. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:39 pm

    Speaking of pants-pooping, you do know the rule about showing up minus any pictures of the pants poopers.

  189. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:41 pm

    Hey look up on the upper right of my back…lauraw is visiting.

    Hahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/3uqu89p

    http://tinyurl.com/nafh5s

  190. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:43 pm

    ‘stricter laws on gun trafficking’-(meet the depressed)

    And noone laughed?

  191. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:43 pm

    FUUUUU….

    in = it

    That’s the most concise summary of the internet that I’ve ever seen.

  192. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 2:43 pm

    Rosetta gets skinny jeans.

    http://tinyurl.com/cgcjx6l

    Not sure that’s a good look for you, but I admire your wishful thinking.

  193. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:44 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/cgcjx6l

    That’s a serious FUPA.

    No offense wiserbud.

  194. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:45 pm

    rosetta, is it worth my time to view Cruz vs. Schumer? I can’t stand Schumer almost as much as I cant’ stand the object of his ball licking.

  195. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 2:46 pm

    I’m sure none was taken.

    How’s the baby boy? Did the feds bust your crack house yet? Is that something you can write off?

  196. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:50 pm

    Henry has a new toy that’s supposed to be like a little laptop computer although it’s made of Kevlar so he can’t break it.

    it says different things depending on what button he pushes/poops/barfs on.

    This morning I heard it say “You have a new blog post!!” which made me want to move the family to the mountains and live in a cave.

  197. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 2:51 pm

    One day you will put him behind the wheel of a car, and you will understand at that moment you were never really in charge of anything.

    Take these moments now. They help you deal with that one my friend.

  198. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 2:54 pm

    rosetta, is it worth my time to view Cruz vs. Schumer? I can’t stand Schumer almost as much as I cant’ stand the object of his ball licking.

    I wouldn’t watch it just because Schumer is an insufferable vat of douche but Cruz ate his lunch, banged his wife and then stole his car.

    It was fun to watch.

  199. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:55 pm

    Okay, I can’t watch it. Schumer is slimier than Lohan’s body secretions.

  200. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 2:56 pm

    HA! I’ll take your word that Cruz did those things.

  201. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 3:03 pm

    I wonder how Car in’s day is going

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=CyXl2RMZ0Po&NR=1

  202. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 3:04 pm

    Mare, I normally write it as “ballz”. I ate 6 of the 102 after we went out to breakfast.

    According to FitDay I’m probably done eating for the day. The breakfast porterhouse was worth it, though.

  203. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:06 pm

    How’s the baby boy?

    Sleeping and awesome.

    Did the feds bust your crack house yet?

    They tried but the meth lab exploded.

    Is that something you can write off?

    STFU.

    http://tinyurl.com/ahvgld7

  204. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:10 pm

    One day you will put him behind the wheel of a car, and you will understand at that moment you were never really in charge of anything.

    Take these moments now. They help you deal with that one my friend.

    I take your advice to heart my brother.

    He’s already such a complete punk that this runs through my mind 15 times a day:

    “Hi. I’m Henry and this is Jackass.”

  205. Comment by beasn on January 20, 2013 3:11 pm

    Where’s that whore mare?

    http://pinterest.com/pin/132996995217805253/

  206. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 3:13 pm

    When he gets his own Jackass show his agent will recommend he change the name to Hinky.

  207. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 3:14 pm

    If I was ever in any serious legal trouble, I would the find a lawyer that looked and acted like Chuck Schumer.

    Then after he got me off (perv), i’d beat him with a ball pean hammer for looking and acting like Chuck Schumer.

  208. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:14 pm

    I wonder how Car in’s day is going

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=CyXl2RMZ0Po&NR=1

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! That made me LOL in my pants.

    It’s impossible to watch this and not laugh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyqohHh7y7c

  209. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:17 pm

    Tourettes Guy?

    http://tinyurl.com/akrytbh

  210. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 3:26 pm

    Hi Rosetta. What are you doing today?

    http://is.gd/iS3MN6

  211. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:28 pm

    If I was ever in any serious legal trouble, I would the find a lawyer that looked and acted like Chuck Schumer.
    Then after he got me off (perv), i’d beat him with a ball pean hammer for looking and acting like Chuck Schumer.

    hahahaha….Yes. I’ve always said, don’t go for the respectable attorney, go for the cut throat, asshole, douche tool, shiester, that wins.
    Kind of like Rosetta but with a law degree.

  212. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 3:30 pm

    “go for the cut throat, asshole, douche tool, shiester,”

    cough Michael cough

  213. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:30 pm

    hahahaha… Mj is an ass!

  214. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:32 pm

    Laura, get out of my head!

  215. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 3:33 pm

    I thought Rosetta was pre-law.

  216. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 3:33 pm

    I will never forgive Rosetta for introducing me to work-safe pr0n. Now I’m addicted and no one knows why I am laughing.

    http://youtu.be/w1x30V4OOBU

    SFW or not? You decide. Probably not.

  217. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 3:33 pm

    Any Niners fans here?

  218. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:34 pm

    George it’s still gross and Rosetta use to insist on linking it about every other comment.

    But that’s because he’s stupid.

  219. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 3:35 pm

    I can’t hire Michael. I’d have to talk to him.

  220. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:35 pm

    Hey, H2ers, in an email Rosetta said he was bi-curious what does that mean?

  221. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:35 pm

    Hi Rosetta. What are you doing today?

    http://is.gd/iS3MN6

    http://tinyurl.com/ae9jwla

    Mare’s husband is smaller than I thought.

    http://tinyurl.com/al6gltc

  222. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 3:36 pm

    I think Manti Te’o claims work-safe pr0n is not a hoax.

  223. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 3:37 pm

    Hey, H2ers, in an email Rosetta said he was bi-curious what does that mean?

    He’s thinking about having sex with a biplane.

  224. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 3:37 pm

    Hey, H2ers, in an email Rosetta said he was bi-curious what does that mean?

    It means he’s only curious twice a year. But when he’s curious, it’s about bullwhips.

  225. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 3:38 pm

    I thought SF was better than this.

  226. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:39 pm

    I wanted Colin Capernakskakak to do well. Also Matt Ryan is a pussy who said he wanted Hillary Clinton for President….BOOOOOOOOO

  227. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:40 pm

    I wanted Colin Capernakskakak to do well. Also Matt Ryan is a pussy who said he wanted Hillary Clinton for President….BOOOOOOOOO

    Then what happened?

  228. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 3:41 pm

    SFW Porno made me laugh like an idiot. The missus asked why I was laughing. Er, nothing honey….

  229. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:43 pm

    Then what happened?

    You got daily swirlies and cried after your locker room humiliations.

  230. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:43 pm

    Hey Horse Face Mare, Henry wore his suede Pumas for the first time last night.

    He was styling. He picked up some hot chicks and took them back to his crib.

    I’ll send you a picture.

    Of my ass.

  231. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:44 pm

    Woof, Michelle looks horrible.

  232. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:45 pm

    SFW Porno made me laugh like an idiot. The missus asked why I was laughing. Er, nothing honey….

    Hahahahaha. SFW Porn is the BEST!

  233. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 3:45 pm

    >> I’ll send you a picture.
    Of my ass.

    Got one

  234. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 3:46 pm

    The missus asked why I was laughing. Er, nothing honey….

    Cartoons are funny. Everyone likes cartoons.

  235. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:46 pm

    Oh, Henry is so stinking cute. I look forward to a picture of him (slamming you in the nuts with his wiffle bat).

  236. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 3:51 pm

    Woof, Michelle looks horrible.

    ————————–

    And this is different how? Same old ugly in a new dress.

  237. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 3:53 pm

    Mare?

    http://is.gd/PcGbMZ

  238. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 3:54 pm

    Mare?
    http://is.gd/PcGbMZ

    MJ, I like the expression on your face.

  239. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:55 pm

    Mare?

    http://is.gd/PcGbMZ

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

  240. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 3:55 pm

    Woof, Michelle looks horrible

    This is the wrong time of year for the Westminster dog show.

  241. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 3:57 pm

    MJ, what adult beverage are you drinking RIGHT NOW??!??

  242. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 3:59 pm

    http://is.gd/lC72Qx

  243. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:08 pm

    If you want to see something hilarious Google “hosefuckers” and check out the images. It’s all shit I’ve linked here and the mix of pictures is outstanding.

    There are hot chicks with big boobs, prostitutes, groundhogs, a spatula, Tom Selleck, Floyd’s balls, David Brooks, a monkey picking at another monkey’s ass and Meatloaf.

    The best is that beasn’s avatar is one of the first 10 images.

    HA!!!

    Take that hosefucker beasn!

    What an awesome legacy I’ve left for Henry.

  244. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 4:10 pm

    Heineken.

  245. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 4:10 pm

    There are hot chicks with big boobs, prostitutes, groundhogs, a spatula, Tom Selleck, Floyd’s balls, David Brooks, a monkey picking at another monkey’s ass and Meatloaf.

    In other words, Easter at wiserbud’s?

  246. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:11 pm

    Hahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/a77t2uu

    Man I love 4th grade.

  247. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 4:11 pm

    MJ, you live near Tampa right? Is there anywhere else in Florida if cost, drive time or anything else was not a factor?

  248. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:12 pm

    Heineken

    Are drinking it out of your vagina you sissy?

  249. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 4:13 pm

    …where you would like to live. Forgot that part.

  250. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:16 pm

    Hahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/b7q73dg

  251. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 4:17 pm

    MJ, you live near Tampa right? Is there anywhere else in Florida if cost, drive time or anything else was not a factor?
    ————————————
    I’m assuming you’re asking if I would live anywhere else in Fl. Maybe Boca, but that’s about it. Anything south of Lauderdale is basically a foreign country.

  252. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 4:17 pm

    Hahahahaha.
    http://tinyurl.com/b7q73dg

    HAHAHAHA…did you make that Rosetta? If so, well done.

  253. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 4:18 pm

    Are drinking it out of your vagina you sissy?
    ——————–
    Actually the vagina I’m drinking it out of is super busted. So basically…you’re mom.

  254. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 4:19 pm

    Who’s the new guy?

  255. Comment by Jewstin on January 20, 2013 4:22 pm

    Is it me or did this place get fatter?

    Oh. Hi, Rosetta!

  256. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 4:32 pm

    Recipe Update Squeeeee!: The cookies are awesome with orange extract as well.

  257. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:36 pm

    HAHAHAHA…did you make that Rosetta? If so, well done.

    Maybe.

    http://tinyurl.com/b3lbdl3

  258. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 4:38 pm

    Well, that’s not so bad, I got three eagles.

  259. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:41 pm

    What’s the difference between Pupster and Jewstin on a teeter-totter and a cross-dressing gorilla eating a naked mole rat?

  260. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:42 pm

    Mare, did you Google “hosefuckers”?

  261. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:43 pm

    Which do you people like more?

    Cream of Wheat or Malt-O-Meal?

  262. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 4:43 pm

    I was afraid to.

    Remember when you linked OFB? Well, that left a scar.

  263. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 4:44 pm

    Wow, Cyn, you’re going to town!
    Are they chewy or crispy?

  264. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 4:47 pm

    Who is this Rosetta dude. Oh, and I’m drinking 15 y/o Tullamore Dew.

  265. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 4:47 pm

    http://i.imgur.com/TkWVHqn.jpg

  266. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:49 pm

    I was afraid to.

    Do it. It’s not bad and you’ll laugh.

    Remember when you linked OFB?

    http://tinyurl.com/age4okr

  267. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 4:49 pm

    How many Rosettas can dance on the head of a pin?

    http://tinyurl.com/2ogg8y

    As it turns out, zero.

  268. Comment by Cyn on January 20, 2013 4:50 pm

    They came out chewy. The batter was a PIA to work with not using the honey-doughy to work with. All in all, crazy good, especially when the mint or orange was thrown in. Tastes ~exactly~ like those balls of dark chocolate that crack open like an orange you see at Christmas time.

  269. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 4:51 pm

    *sits next to Cyn, begs for cookahs*

  271. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 4:52 pm

    http://i.imgur.com/hoebwEW.jpg

  272. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 4:53 pm

    Who is this Rosetta dude. Oh, and I’m drinking 15 y/o Tullamore Dew.

    15 y/o?

    http://tinyurl.com/8fjw8ta

  273. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 4:56 pm

    http://i.imgur.com/TuSChik.jpg

  274. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 4:56 pm

    Remember when you linked OFB?
    http://tinyurl.com/age4okr

    Oh, hells no. Not doing it.

  275. Comment by Pupster on January 20, 2013 4:58 pm

    http://i.imgur.com/gvOXa.gif

  276. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 4:58 pm

    I just call it my Murder Shack. It’s a euphemism, not a thing.

  277. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:02 pm

    http://www.chartgo.com/share.do?id=6f297840aa

    I can’t wait to see you again so I can kill you.

    Martini and Jägermeister. You think about that.

  278. Comment by George Orwell on January 20, 2013 5:02 pm

    “Murder Shack” was a great B-52s song.

  279. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 5:03 pm

    I see Atlanta is folding early, this week.

  280. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 5:04 pm

    Rosetta – What color tutu are you wearing – RIGHT NOW?

  281. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:06 pm

    Not that I’ve ever done this but if you Google “worst pie chart ever” this comes up:

    http://tinyurl.com/b2tj6gx

  282. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 5:06 pm

    Hosefucker image search is fine Mare. At the end of page 4 is a picture of a hunk of meat on my grill. Page 14 is funny too.

  283. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 5:07 pm

    So Vernon Davis is shorter but heavier than Calvin Johnson. Those are some big receivers.

  284. Comment by lauraw on January 20, 2013 5:08 pm

    Martini and Jägermeister. You think about that.

    *runs away crying hysterically*

  285. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 5:08 pm

    I’ve seen more field goals hit the uprights this year than the entire time I’ve been watching football.

    Wow.

  286. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:09 pm

    Rosetta – What color tutu are you wearing – RIGHT NOW?

    Burnt Umber.

  287. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 5:09 pm

    http://www.chartgo.com/share.do?id=6f297840aa

    hahahah…..Douche 100% of the time

  288. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 5:09 pm

    I zoomed, it’s not our grill. Phew.

  289. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 5:10 pm

    Now you know why Philly released Akers.

  290. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:10 pm

    You know what would be a terrible name for a brand of underwear?

    Burnt Umberwear.

  291. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:10 pm

    Hanes Umberwear

  292. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 5:10 pm

    YOU SUCK AKERS!

    *but I meant that in a nice way

  293. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 5:12 pm

    Sox made a chart:

    http://tinyurl.com/bl23r3g

  294. Comment by Mcpo Airdale on January 20, 2013 5:12 pm

    Burnt Umber.

    WRONG!

    http://tinyurl.com/azanla

  295. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:15 pm

    “Murder Shack” was a great B-52s song.

    Hahahahahaha.

    + 7 AVN Awards for best “Gang Bang”

  296. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:16 pm

    HAHAHAHAA!!!!!

    Atlanta is screwing the Floyd.

  297. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:20 pm

    Wow. How did Kaperncik survive that?

    The refs should have given the Falcons a 30 yard penalty on such a egregiously violent assault on the quarterback.

  298. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 5:23 pm

    I found this in Rosetta’s medical file:

    http://www.chartgo.com/share.do?id=aa97ee0caa

  299. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 5:23 pm

    Atlanta was thinking about New Orleans too soon

  300. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 5:23 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfu0KNNd3Q4

  301. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:24 pm

    I found this in Rosetta’s medical file:

    You forgot his head

  302. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 5:24 pm

    Every time the announcer says Crabtree I hear crap tree.

  303. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 5:27 pm

    “Things occupying Rosetta’s colon”

    Hulk Hand

    Dammit, I’ve thought that was lost forever!

  304. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 5:29 pm

    Nice touch making the Hulk Hand wedge green.

  305. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:30 pm

    I found this in Rosetta’s medical file:

    http://www.chartgo.com/share.do?id=aa97ee0caa

    Hahahahaha!

    That’s inaccurate. The gerbils are in the Ming vases.

    Statistics FAIL!!

  306. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:33 pm

    You forgot his head

    MOM!! RICHARD IS BEING A TOTAL DOUCHE!!

  307. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:34 pm

    MOM!! RICHARD IS BEING A TOTAL DOUCHE!!

    Ummm…. your mom can’t answer you right now.

    IYKWIS…

  308. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:36 pm

    Does anyone know the difference between Joe Scarborough and a piece shit?

    Because if you do I’d like to know what it is.

  309. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 5:38 pm

    A piece of shit has a better chance of being useful as fertilizer. Scarborough would be bad for soil health.

  310. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 5:38 pm

    The piece of shit looks better in round faggoty glasses.

  311. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:40 pm

    A piece of shit has a better chance of being useful as fertilizer. Scarborough would be bad for soil health.

    The piece of shit looks better in round faggoty glasses.

    Okay that’s two things.

  312. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:41 pm

    One doesn’t generally enjoy repeatedly stomping on a piece of shit

  313. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 5:42 pm

    Yeah. If I had some Scarborough stuck in my bootwaffle, I’d be cool with it.

  314. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 5:43 pm

    The piece of shit has colorful corn throughout.

  315. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 5:44 pm

    The piece of shit can articulate a rational thought better than Scarborough.

  316. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:45 pm

    Given the choice between the two of them, I would vote for the shit.

  317. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 20, 2013 5:46 pm

    I’d rather watch the shit’s TV show.

  318. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:48 pm

    If I came upon a burning piece of shit on the sidewalk, I would consider attempting to put it out.

  319. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 5:50 pm

    The shit smell can be washed out.

  320. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 5:50 pm

    A piece of shit can win a debate against dim-bulb Mika Brezuhzhxkisgiski.

  321. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:51 pm

    The piece of shit has more integrity.

  322. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:53 pm

    The piece of shit probably has a higher IQ

  323. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 5:54 pm

    Mare talking to Scarborough:

    http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kMDNlYTM2YjM1MmZlZTdj

  324. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 5:55 pm

    Wow! What a game.

  325. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 5:55 pm

    well, that’s the end of that.

    S’gonna be hard to choose between the Niners and the Pats.

    Hate them both.

  326. Comment by Tushar on January 20, 2013 5:55 pm

    http://imgur.com/gallery/tvo6nFs

  327. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 5:57 pm

    The piece of shit is enjoying the view from Scarborough’s front teeth

  328. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:02 pm

    Scarborough was on Meet the Unprosecuted Violators of DC Gun Laws this morning.

    The thing that irritates me most about Scarborough is that he doesn’t get that he’s a massive useful idiot for the retarded left.

    Meghan ZOMG!1 McCain is a useful idiot but I think she’s at least partially aware of that fact.

    That makes Scarborough dumber than Meghan ZOMG!1 which is a feat.

  329. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 6:02 pm

    WTH?

    6 seconds left and the idiot throws it to the middle of the field?

    good call.

  330. Comment by scott on January 20, 2013 6:04 pm

    I think he was hurt. Couldn’t reach the end zone anyway.

  331. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 6:04 pm

    Meghan “ZOMG!1 McCain is a useful idiot but I think she’s at least partially aware of that fact.

    really? You think Meggy McCheese is that self-aware?

    She’s just like her father, a self-serving douche who honestly believes that she speaks for True Republlicans™.

  332. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 6:05 pm

    Yes, Scarborough is one of those who “thinks” he’s smart when no one around him does.

  333. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 6:06 pm

    I think he was hurt. Couldn’t reach the end zone anyway.

    Then go to the sidelines. They might as well have taken a knee.

  334. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 20, 2013 6:07 pm

    I have NOTHING good to say about fat tits McCain. And I don’t like Meghan either.

  335. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 6:08 pm

    heh. funny mare makes funny.

  336. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:10 pm

    really? You think Meggy McCheese is that self-aware?

    No.

    However I don’t think Meghan ZOMG!1 would describe herself as a conservative. Scarborough does which grates on my Reagan nerve.

    Scarborough is conservative like Floyd is a parrot.

  337. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 6:12 pm

    Scarborough is conservative like Floyd is a parrot.

    Scarborough gives actual douchenozzles a bad name

  338. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 6:18 pm

    Vince Wilfork looks thin, probably avoiding gluten nowadays

  339. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:19 pm

    Scarborough gives actual douchenozzles a bad name

    I agree. Speaking as a douche he offends me.

    There are some guys I want to beat to a pulp and there are some I want to bitch slap. Scarborough is in the latter camp.

    I actually like Ed Schultz more than Scarborough because Ed is at least honest about being a fucking commie.

  340. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:20 pm

    Jimbro, what are you wearing right now?

  341. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 6:21 pm

    >> Because if you do I’d like to know what it is.

    Nutella.

    You are welcome.

  342. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 6:25 pm

    Ghostbusters T-shirt, corduroy pants and titanium bullwhip in my Hulk Hand while drinking Famous Grouse scotch in the other. Et tu?

  343. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:28 pm

    Ghostbusters T-shirt, corduroy pants and titanium bullwhip in my Hulk Hand while drinking Famous Grouse scotch in the other.

    Hahahahahaha.

    Dad?

  344. Comment by daveintexas on January 20, 2013 6:30 pm

    Mom?

  345. Comment by Jimbro on January 20, 2013 6:31 pm

    Was your mom ever with Smokie’s Greater Shows and Carnivals in the 80′s? New England tour? Tilt-a-whirl operator?

    Son!

  346. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:31 pm

    Shirlena?

  347. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 6:32 pm

    Looks like someone snuck in a new poat

  348. Comment by Hotspur on January 20, 2013 6:33 pm

    Hey, Rosetta, happy new year.

  349. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 20, 2013 6:35 pm

    I have heard the RL name since I turned to CBS. I wonder what’s wrong.

  350. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:36 pm

    If you were filling out some application and it asked for your occupation, it would be pretty cool to be able to put “carny”.

    http://tinyurl.com/a4o926s

  351. Comment by Hotspur on January 20, 2013 6:39 pm

    Best National Anthem in a long time.

  352. Comment by MJ on January 20, 2013 6:40 pm

    Ray Lewis is a pretty scary dude. Not doll scary.

  353. Comment by Rosetta on January 20, 2013 6:41 pm

    Hey Hotspur is still alive!

    This picture of Hotspur from 1968 is probably my favorite.

    http://tinyurl.com/a7jlrkb

  354. Comment by wiserbud on January 20, 2013 6:42 pm

    NEW POAT, LOSERS!!!!

  355. Comment by Hotspur on January 20, 2013 6:43 pm

    I wished you happy new year in the last poat, but you were too eager to be gay to notice.


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