[Rosetta left an unused post in draft. In case you didn't realize it, no matter who completes the post, the person who originally created it is tagged as the author of that post. So I, wiserbud, took Rosetta's unused draft post and wrote the following.]
You may have noticed my absence in the past few months. [JOKE! NO ONE NOTICED OR CARED!!}
You may have assumed it is because of the changes I have experienced over the last 12 to 18 months, such as having a son and moving to a new home. [USE OF COMMONLY KNOWN FACTS ABOUT TARGET OF JOKE TO ESTABLISH "BONA FIDES" OF "AUTHOR" IN ORDER TO SET UP JOKE!!]
Well, that is not the only change that I have experienced recently. [SETUP!! GET READY... HERE COMES THE JOKE!!!]
I have come to the realization that I am, and probably always have been…. gay.[HAHAHAHAHAHA! SHOCKING PUNCHLINE! SEE, WE HAVE ALL CALLED ROSETTA GAY FOR YEARS AND NOW, I AM MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE IS ACTUALLY, REALLY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!]
SURPRISE!!!!
[JOKE ALERT! ABOVE PIC AN ATTEMPT TO SHOW THAT THIS IS MEANT TO BE A HUMOROUS POST!!]
Honestly, I guess, in retrospect, it’s not really that much of a surprise. You really didn’t have to be a Mensa candidate to figure out the clues. [JOKE ALERT: ALLUSION TO CONSTANT ACCUSATIONS OF "ROSETTA IS TEH GHEY"!]
[JOKE ALERT: HUMOROUS VIDEO A REPEATED ATTEMPT TO ONCE AGAIN OVERTLY INSINUATE THAT THIS POST IS, IN REALITY, A JOKE!]
Now, you may think that this will change my political point of view, but you couldn’t be further from the truth. IMO, the defining concept of Conservatism is “live and let live.” You don’t bother me or force your beliefs on me and I will do the same for you. [JOKE ALERT: AGAIN USING SUPPOSED "FACTS" TO MAKE YOU THINK THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THIS IS A TRUE AND HONEST POST, AS OPPOSED TO ONE BIG JOKE!!]
damn, that’s hot. [JOKE ALERT: NO, THIS IS NOT HOT!!]
Yes. I.. Rosetta, am a proud gay man. [JOKE ALERT! IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED IT OUT YET, THIS POST WAS MEANT AS A JOKE AND ROSETTA HAS NOT COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!]
[yet.]
Deal with it , hosefuckers. [JOKE ALERT: DEAL WITH IT, HOSEFUCKERS!!]
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allow me be the first to say “d’uh”
BBF models gave it away a long time ago.
Surprised? No one.
Anyone remember when I live-blogged the country music concert I went to last September?
This is the band we saw.
“Live and let live” ¿Liberterianism?
Well, hell. I’m sending back my membership packet.
3 Ray Lewis shots so far.
This is gonna be a loooooooong game.
Hey what’s the etiquette on stocking hats during the National Anthem?
Although watching RL fake crying at the end of it made me sick.
Haha, well played jewstin!
Although watching RL fake crying at the end of it made me sick.
“THANK YOU, NFL, FOR KEEPING ME OUT OF PRISON FOR KILLING A MEANINGLESS NOBODY…”
Ravens kicker is named Tucker.
Tucker…heh heh
Did MCPO know at the time?
I guess, as much as I hate Bellicheat, I have to to root for the Pats.
I would love for the Killer to retire without ever having won a Super Bowl.
I can’t believe how much this post sucks. It’s seriously the worst post ever.
http://tinyurl.com/2fcmo3m
http://tinyurl.com/bg7ohsc
Leon, speaking of tuckers, I’m looking forward to an MLK MMM.
I don’t get it.
I moderated the hell out of you, mare.
I’m torn, Lewis deserves NOTHING, but on the other hand I don’t want to see or hear that raging bitch Giselle.
Why did you do that, Hotspur?
Hotspur, what the hell are you doing?
Hahahaha All of mare’s comments are going into moderation.
http://tinyurl.com/2fcmo3m
http://tinyurl.com/bg7ohsc
your two links, apparently addressed to me, are … disturbing to me.
I’m not sure, but are you hitting on me?
Yeah, I’m not laughing Hotspur.
Hahaha. It’s been too long since I’ve hung out here.
The fact that it says “Salt Fuckers” above our flag count made me LOL all over the place.
Okay I need to go shower for the day. See you motherfuckers later.
*puts Richard on the “Kill Immediately” list*
but on the other hand I don’t want to see or hear that raging bitch Giselle.
The Niners will crush the Pats. Plus, fuck Giselle with KKA’s crusty, burned out vibrator, but at least she hasn’t killed anyone.
Mare, all I did was approve your pending comments from moderation.
It’s out of order, but I don’t get why Hostpur put me in moderation. WTF?
I had to go in and approve them.
We need to play this game sometime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3SkS_kCb4
“Crusted Burned Out Vibrator”
Carin’s new band.
*puts Richard on the “Kill Immediately” list*
Considering the number of people who have me on their “KI” lists, I seem to be invulnerable to death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRz4FY0ZcwI
Why does every comment go into moderation?
May I be the second to say “duh?”
Thank you.
http://tinyurl.com/bfzzbjn
Mare, I didn’t put you in moderation. Honest. I approved your comments.
because you’re a towel mare
Yeah wiser, I hate to admit it but Niners will probably beat whoever wins the AFC game. As much as I want to see the Pats win, their last two SB losses have left me a non-believer.
Well, okay then Hotspur. The killing can wait.
heh heh heh…
Personal foul…. Ray Lewis…
dude is lucky Ray didn’t cut him.
Sorry Wiser, Lewis won Superbowl XXXV.
Let’s all pretend Ray Lewis isn’t a murdering, ghetto savage. . . for the sake of the game.
Sorry Wiser, Lewis won Superbowl XXXV.
right. My bad.
Okay, I don’t want Lewis to win so I don’t have to hear about it when Obama calls him to congratulate him on a “great” career.
Although he probably will anyway.
Fuck it, I just don’t want to have to watch the knob-gobbling he’s been getting this season anymore.
Int. grounding
Let’s all pretend Ray Lewis isn’t a murdering, ghetto savage. . . for the sake of the game.
“At least he didn’t use a gun.” – Bob Costas
RAY LEWIS REACTION SHOT!
4
Rice is killing NE!
That was a helluva move.
The cold weather has arrived.
This week is going to suck.
Don’t know if this was posted already. If it was, SYWM
http://tinyurl.com/ajoyp4w
http://tinyurl.com/ajoyp4w
Classiest First Lady EVAH!
Rosetta’s ghey? Does anybody have dibs on his Mrs?
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen her, but I’ve heard her laugh in the background of that video where his dog is fucking his nephew. Anybody with that sexy of a laugh has got to be hot.
>> This week is going to suck.
Going back to Michigan week after next.
It’ll likely be.. ok I bet.
But is Rosetta a proud gay man for real or just online? Because I wouldn’t want him to suffer like Manti Te’o.
Anybody with that sexy of a laugh has got to be hot.
yes she is……
yes she is…..
She’s hot, and she makes very poor choices when it comes to men so you have a shot.
I’m pretty sure its bitch, not mfer.
Mrs. Rosetta is hot and and sweeter than honey.
Rosetta won the wife lottery when he married Mrs. Rosetta.
She’s hot, and she makes very poor choices when it comes to men so you have a shot.
Pretty much describes every Hostage’s wife.
Rosetta won the wife lottery when he married Mrs. Rosetta.
Does this mean she lost the husband raffle?
I think Rosetta kept her heavily sedated until after the ceremony.
So Rosetta joined the Navy – how about that.
Does this mean she lost the husband raffle?
Pretty much describes every Hostage’s wife.
Leon, speaking of tuckers, I’m looking forward to an MLK MMM.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but like 50/54 MMMs have had the “racist” tag. I don’t expect tomorrow’s to be different.
So Rosetta joined the Navy – how about that.
The man just loves seamen.
Teafran!!
Does this mean she lost the husband raffle?
Pretty much describes every Hostage’s wife.
No mine – she obviously won the Grand Prize.
Pretty much describes every Hostage’s wife.
That’s true over chez Orwell.
DaveinTexas!!
[i]The man just loves seamen.[/i]
Sailing on a salty sea of white foam…
Ah dammit – I got the html crap wrong.
I just cranked eight pounds of the most beautiful beef chuck you ever saw, through our meat grinder.
The goal is to eventually turn the interior of the extra cellar freezer into a solid meat brick.
oh fuck me.. alarm call from work..
gots to go
40 seconds left? This is where Peyton Manning takes a knee.
Rosetta probably knows a thing or two about meat bricks.
Dave you have to keep that phone off! It prevents these interruptions.
I got a deal on restaurant quality frozen squid once – filled up the downstairs freezer and part of the refrigerator freezer. To say that Mrs. Teafran was pissed when she found out is an understatement.
I’ve got 7.5# of pork loin in the crock pot with 2# of yukon golds, a can of crushed tomatoes, and some choice spices and ground rocks. Gonna smell awesome in the morning.
Uh oh, Ray is limping! Will we have a live camera in the ambulance and the hospital?
Brady kicks.
Mollusks aren’t food. I might feed them to food, but I won’t eat them. She was right to be upset.
Potatoes are the work of the Debbil!
I fought like mad to get my insulin sensitivity back, and tomorrow’s a lifting day. I can haz taters.
I know where the Ws live and when they work.
stolen meat brick FTW!
So, Teafran, to what do we owe the rare honor of your presence?
Niiiice…love that morning crockpot smell, Leon.
Teafran, how on Earth did you get rid of that much calamari?
These old guys talking? They were playing when I was 30.
Beef, carrots, parsnips and onions in our crockpot first thing tomorrow morning for dinner tomorrow night.
stolen meat brick FTW!
http://is.gd/LlHoCp
Did Ray Lewis go to Harvard or Yale?
Lauraw, you want to join us for dinner soon?
Serving all sorts of meat type stuff….
@wiserbud – if I said I missed you guys would you believe it?
@lauraw – they were selling out a freezer in Warwick, RI so I bought it all to use as bait.
Awwwwww, Laura’s link made me sad.
Parsnips…aw man, I have to go seed shopping soon.
* booby traps basement door *
@wiserbud – if I said I missed you guys would you believe it?
I would believe you need to seek professional help…..
* booby traps basement door *
I like boobies!!!
Actually I the H2 twitter feed had the Rosetta is gay post URL and I just couldn’t let that one pass without some kind of snark.
And now that we’re all settled in South Carolina I’ve more time to screw around without feeling guilty about it.
Actually I the H2 twitter feed had the Rosetta is gay post URL and I just couldn’t let that one pass without some kind of snark.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I forgot about that.
Ooops….
And now that we’re all settled in South Carolina I’ve more time to screw around without feeling guilty about it.
sweet!
beautiful part of the country.
Ha ha ha haa.
While Scott was out running errands yesterday, I cooked up some frozen chuck that we had ground up from some nice roasts last Fall.
I ate a burger and it was meltingly rich and yummy.
Left the bowl out on the counter and headed upstairs. Heard Scott come home and stomp around a while. Then I heard the sound of dishes and forks scraping and clinking.
Silence.
A moment later, from the foot of the stairs:
“HEY. What’s different about this hamburger?”
Every chance I get, I’m making things myself now. There is just no comparison. Bacon, burgers, linguica, etc.
Next I want a few chooks for fresh eggs (and garden insect control), but the town restrictions on livestock are friggin ridiculous.
Love it – the people are sane, the taxes are reasonable, they actually care about veterans with all kinds of homestead/veteran tax credits, people are friendly and we’re right on Lake Murray in the middle of the state. Can’t beat it. Wish we’d had moved here years ago.
Love it – the people are sane, the taxes are reasonable, they actually care about veterans with all kinds of homestead/veteran tax credits, people are friendly and we’re right on Lake Murray in the middle of the state. Can’t beat it. Wish we’d had moved here years ago.
Well, if we can’t take back the NE, at least we can help keep the Red states Red.
I want CT meats experiments
All serial aside, I’m still chomping on this applewood smoked brisket.
Eventually, NE will turn red when they eventually run out of money and wonder what the hell happened.
CT needs to figure out how to tax SC to balance the budget.
We got guns down here – lots and lots of guns. Come and get your taxes – if you can. :>)
Dave, we got boatloads of cherry wood if you want some.
I was just talking to one of wiserson’s friends about my potential radio gig. He asked what the show would be about and I said “politics.”
He laughed and said “of course.”
He then said “You really don’t like Obama, do you?” (Both his parents are libs) I said “It’s not about whether I like him or not, but yeah, I have a real problem with someone who says “If I can save just one child’s life, then my Exec. Orders are worth it” after sponsoring a bill allowing live infants to die if they survived an abortion attempt.
I also said “I didn’t vote for Romney for me. I voted for him for you. Because Obama is gonna leave behind a bill that is gonna force you and your buddies to work for the rest of your lives to pay, and still not be able to. It wasn’t for me, it was for you.”
My generation may be lost, but that doesn;t mean I can;t work on the next generation.
You got a potential radio gig? Cool beans.
Eventually, NE will turn red when they eventually run out of money and wonder what the hell happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
riiiiiiiight……
They just broke ground on the new Jackson Labs, at a cost to CT taxpayers of only $300million.
same day, Governor announces making another $200million for even more bio-science investment, without even waiting to see if his initial $300million investment pays off.
Run out of money? That’s unpossible!
Laura,
You can’t have chickens where you live?
They even permit chickens in Seattle!
No roosters, just hens…
Oh for pete’s sake – here we go again – the second half collapse of the Patriots secondary.
Good Wiser, we can’t give up.
I told a friend down here that CT had a governor that couldn’t read or write – they said “Figures”.
You got a potential radio gig? Cool beans.
Started as a producer for a Saturday afternoon AM show back in December. Unpaid. But things have been moving pretty quickly and I might actually be hosting a show of my own in a month or show.
At least once, anyway.
And will likely be getting paid soon for doing the stations drop-ins, line-ins and commercials.
yeah, really cool beans.
Scott, I am still chomping on the applewood smoked brisket from last weekend;.It’s amazing.
I have plenty more wood chips…. thanks.
I gotta go – dinner is on the table. I’ll check in more often. Congrats on the radio gig wiser. Talk to y’all later.
good seeing you again, TF.
Don’t be such a stranger.
After two disastrous failed attempts, I have finally made an awesome soup in the crockpot out of a leftover chicken carcass. Plus 10 kinds of dried beans, cajun seasoning, onion, red pepper, generous amount of chicken meat scraps, and vinegar. And water.
To be perferctly fair, Ray Lewis is NOT a murderer.
He just helped two of his posse cover up a murder they committed while hanging with him in the Buckhead district of Atlanta partying. And while they were all in the limo after fleeing the scene, he told everyone “keep your goddamn mouths shut”. And then, after investigators connected him to the murder, he flipped like a prison stoolie on the members of his posse and testified against them at their murder trial, which ended in an acquittal quite possibly because the jury found him a contemptible as I do.
So technically, he’s not a murderer. Scumbag, yeah. But murderer, no.
10 kinds of dried beans.
Pfft, ya right, name ‘em!
So technically, he’s not a murderer. Scumbag, yeah. But murderer, no.
accessory to murder then.
not that big a distinction.
MMM will go live at 630AM.
One taking people food.
After two disastrous failed attempts, I have finally made an awesome soup
for a lawyer, that’s impressive.
Done
accessory to murder then.
Murder Facilitation SolutionsTM.
I’m a little scared thinking about what constitutes “disastrous failed attempts” to make soup. Are we talking about normal sitcom-level cooking disasters, or HP Lovecraft here?
And wiser, that would be “accessory AFTER the fact”. Which is scummy, but not as bad as a Felony Murder accessory.
Either way, the sports media managed to keep Lewis AND the NFL’s collective balls in their mouths while covering this story.
Murder Facilitation SolutionsTM.
it. Could. WORK!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10KObAQFmlY
In retrospect, using “Shoggoth Broth” in Miskatonic Creamy Chicken Soup was probably a bad choice.
10 kinds of dried beans.
Pfft, ya right, name ‘em!
1. Black
2. Black-eyed pea
3. Great Northern
4. Small red
5. Large Lima
6. Small Lima
7. Pink
8. Pinto
9. Yellow split pea
10. Green split pea
*throws King’s 10-bean package back in trash*
I’m a little scared thinking about what constitutes “disastrous failed attempts” to make soup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s
HP Lovecraft soup recipes?
Eldrich Horrors with wild rice
Cyclopean Chicken Soup
It’s looking like Thug Lewis is going to the big game barring the Pats waking the fuck up
I see that Michael and the TiFWs shop at the same grocery stores…..
Seafood Gumbo
It’s looking like Thug Lewis is going to the big game barring the Pats waking the fuck up
So that should shut up all the local Pats fans and possibly make Ray Lewis’ last game a loss in the big game.
I could live with that.
Michael, ima give you credit for looking at the bag. But some of those look like doubles. You got ripped off man!
Pats getting their asses handed to them in Foxboro?
Yeah, I can live with this….
I’m a little scared thinking about what constitutes “disastrous failed attempts” to make soup.
Turkey soup that was working out well until I tossed in about three times to much rice and it turned into a gelatinous blob.
Chicken soup where I included the charred skin and it turned into an inedibly strong version of Carbon Grease Soup.
You may have guessed that I am not condescending to use recipes.
I think today’s chicken soup is working because I took the time to cool it and skim off the excess fat before I put in the final ingredients.
21 unanswered points!
Did anybody pawn anybody else’s good silverware today?
It’s hard to screw up Gumbo.
Unless you mess up the roux.
No self-respecting Southern gal leaves her Momma’s house without knowing how to make roux…..
It’s tragic, but I can’t help laughing at the fact that even after Ray Lewis turned state’s evidence & testified that he saw the two members of his posse kill that man, the jury still said “Yeah, we’re gonna go with the ones who aren’t hypocritical douchemonsters and acquit.”
But ask an ESPN drone about it, and they’ll probably tell you how Good Citizen Lewis agreed to testify against his buddies. They just won’t tell you that the prosecutors had to threatedn to charge him with first degree murder instead.
Michael,
I put the beans, with an extra cup of Black-eye-peas, in the crock-pot with a pack of pig neck-bones, an onion, celery, French-onion soup, and chicken-broth(with some chipotle and pepper-sauce).
It came out pretty good…
Unless you mess up the roux.
roux? flour??
GLUTEN!!1!111!!
(HP Lovecraft had a severe phobia about seafood. Which is probably why many of his monsters were from the depths of the ocean.)
Oh, damn. I’m going to Chris’ for leftovers.
But ask an ESPN drone about it, and they’ll probably tell you how Good Citizen Lewis agreed to testify against his buddies. They just won’t tell you that the prosecutors had to threatedn to charge him with first degree murder instead.
I think that’s what pisses me off most of all. The media did what they were told to do by the NFL and protected him.
Much like the “rehabilitation” of Michael Vick.
Or Rothlesberger (sp?)
Or any of the other thugs, murderers and rapists that continue to be worshiped by the sports media because they are told to.
My Dad needed a little healing help recently and I simmered some aromatics, herbs, split beef neck bones, & meat all night & strained it. The broth was all silky gelatin, really nice.
You can’t go wrong with neck bones.
Or Tiger Woods, sex addict. Clinton had something similar.
I pick up extra turkey necks for the Thanksgiving stockpot. They practically give them away during the holidays.
Now if I could find a source for oxtail, I’d go to work on the beef stock. But that’s not as easy as chicken stock.
Chutulu Chowder.
Tiger Woods doesn’t have the opportunity to help keep abortion on demand legal, so his rehabilitation will take a bit longer.
roux? flour??
GLUTEN!!1!111!!
There’s lots of flours out there that aren’t made with wheat.
(Took me a while to get brave enough to try making gumbo, though….
)
Much like the “rehabilitation” of Michael Vick.
I don’t get this about sports. There are some unforgivable sins sports-wise that do not even scratch the surface of the personal crimes that are absolutely set aside.
Cheat at sport, no matter how slight the infraction? You are GONE.
Conduct a years-long criminal enterprise of gambling + death and torture of innocent animals?
Mulligan.
But laura, it’s all about the INTEGRITY of the GAME!
I always see oxtail in stores here, Jay. That’s weird, that you don’t, considering where you are and where I am.
I see it, but it’s $5 a pound.
And people wonder why kids don’t have a clear idea of right and wrong these days.
The Minestrone of Erich Zann
I’m already imagining the Ravens defeat in the Super Bowl. The one upside is that I won’t have to go to work all depressed after the Pats eventual loss if they had won.
You’re only a “sex addict” if your married. If you’re single, it’s called something else.
There’s lots of flours out there that aren’t made with wheat.
Yeah, but you can’t make a roux with them. Better to use cornstarch.
Belicheck looks like he is gonna pass a kidney stone!
Is it wrong that the TiFWs are rooting for the Ravens because they have the same last name as their kicker? I even bought Mr. TiFW a Ravens team jersey with his name and number (#4) on it.
Campbell’s Chicken & The Eternal Starless Void Where the Old Ones Dwell
Cheat at sport, no matter how slight the infraction? You are GONE.
Just talking out of my ass here, but I suspect it has something to do with the fact that pro sports have always been self-policing.
Conduct a years-long criminal enterprise of gambling + death and torture of innocent animals?
Mulligan.
Again, talking out my ass, but most of your well-known sportswriters are libs.
Teresa: it is wrong.
Yeah, but you can’t make a roux with them. Better to use cornstarch.
I’ve never had a problem with the ones I’ve used. Then again, I just let it simmer for hours and hours and season the heck out of it…..
Teresa: it is wrong.
Oh, well…..
We don’t need gun control. We need Democrat control:
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/jan/20/assemblyman-jail-accused-threatening-fellow-lawmak/
Crabtree accused of sexual assault. Boo Niners. Ravens have “The Killer” (Accessory to) SMOD Super Bowl
A good paleo thickening agent is like the last thing I’ve not found. I can’t use cornstarch. Potato flour/starch doesn’t work, and I loathe okra.
This loss will help us on Draft Day! Yay!
Who am I kidding….
I hope Tom bitch slaps Giselle out of frustration.
neck bone soup from a daugher.
I’m gonna get kinda sniffly now.. my bad.
Sean, that is why the loss of Stan the Man really got to me. I know he was 92, but he was a really good guy and a great ballplayer.
Blood, leon.
Just in time to see the end of the game…. fuckin’ great.
Jimbro – You are not alone. My son and his NE lovely are crushed by this defeat. I, however, harbor ill-will toward Belichick.
I can’t stand okra either (don’t use it in gumbo). I just let all of the liquid evaporate out until it reaches the consistency that I want.
whew.. that sucked kinda
Found a little “non-chain’ grocery store near where we lived 40 years ago. They have an incredible meat dept. They have beautiful beef, salmon, halibut(YUM!), shrimp, squid, ox-tails, beef-tails(?), tripe, tallow(?), pork belly, giant briskets, brains, and every cut of lamb, beef, ostrich, etc…
It was good that I just went in there to get the pork neck-bones and so, didn’t get a cart. I would have bought way too much Really Good Shit.
There were MANY Non-Caucasians shopping there, and I could see why. They had so many things that you could never find at Safeway or Albertsons…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bfnsWtTmZI
I like Baltimore. It looks and feels like St. Louis, only there is an ocean to the east instead of the Mississippi.
They had so many things that you could never find at Safeway or Albertsons…
Ah, yes – White Peoples’ Grocery StoresTM
Sean, that is why the loss of Stan the Man really got to me. I know he was 92, but he was a really good guy and a great ballplayer.
My dad told me that in his last at bat, Musial grounded out to a rookie named…Pete Rose.
*Paul Harvey voice*
And now you know the rest of the story.
Goodnight people!
I got a Messican grocery near me. The meat department looks awesome, but the signs are all in Spanish, so you’re not sure what you are looking at.
They also have a great Sunday brunch buffet of Messican food. But you are likely to be the only gringo there, if that bothers you.
You could, you know, learn Spanish. Or at least enough to shop the butcher’s counter.
Yes. Find one of those magical neighbourhoods where caribbean blacks, Messicans, & asians (particularly Koreans) all shop. Pig uteruses are probably the least weird thing you can find.
If it says “Cabrito” buy it.
Leon,
I use xanthan gum for thickening. Is that considered paleo?
Leon, can you use this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrowroot
It’s another thickener.
okra serves no good purpose.
Our next door neighbor, and my mother’s best friend passed away today. I called her “Aunt Mary”. She fed me, hugged me and spanked me when I was bad. I loved her dearly.
Prayers for her family would be appreciated.
Leon, cooked mashed yuca root (aka cassava, or tapioca) works pretty well as a stew thickener. I cooked a bunch up and stored the mash as ice cubes in the freezer and used them a few at a time, for that purpose. Worked well.
http://latinfood.about.com/od/plantains-roots-tubers/p/Cassava.htm
Now we can have all the human interest stories and interviews with the Harbaughs……….that’s just fuckin’ great. I can hardly wait for Chris Berman’s analysis. Yech, * spits *
Brady sure gets average in a hurry if there’s any pressure on him.
I use xanthan gum for thickening. Is that considered paleo?
I think I maxed out my recipe/ingredient comment allowance earlier today, but yes, I see that suggested a bunch.
*takes notes*
I’d heard of arrowroot but haven’t seen it on the shelf. Haven’t tried xantham gum but I’ve seen it in a lot of recipes.
Oh, sorry to hear that, MCPO. Hugs and prayers.
Sorry for your and their loss, Chief. Prayers for the family.
xanthan gum is pricey, but a little goes a LONG way. Buy the smallest package you can find.
Prayers up, Chief. Sorry for your loss.
Sorry for your family’s loss, MCPO.
Prayers for you and the family Chief.
Brady sure gets average in a hurry if there’s any pressure on him.
Giants made that obvious a number of years ago. You may have remembered it. It was in all the papers.
Sorry for your loss, MCPO.
Chief,
In the prayer list. Sorry bro…
And the Patriots still haven’t won a Super Bowl since Belicheat was told to stop video-taping the opponent’s practices……
I’m sure there is absolutely no correlation there whatsoever.
Damn, MCPO. That stuff sux.
So, over the years, I’ve perfected making Jiffy corn muffins.
Turn on the toaster oven to preheat to 400. Set timer to 16 minutes (the clock doesn’t start ticking until it reaches 400). Grab the mix, egg, milk, bowl, tin, and non-stick spray. Mix shit up, spray tin, spoon in mix. Ding! Toaster oven is ready. Put it in, walk away, and 16 minutes later. Not 15:45, not 16:15, pull it out. Let sit on the counter to cool for 2 minutes, and then flip over and they fall right out, perfectly done.
Lately, certain other members of the XBrad household forget that when I say “QUIT HELPING!!!” I mean them, specifically. Like, taking the muffins out 2 minutes early, then complaining that they aren’t done enough and they stuck to the tin.
Corn muffins kill threads?
Who knew?
Well, shit.
If you move here, Rosie, not only can you get married, you can smoke a big fattie after the ceremony.
Wait….what?
No, just the corn muffins with the pudding filling.
What?
http://is.gd/1qNaJk
Fine. I’ll keep my thoughts on baking prepared mixes to myself.
I have met
Xbradthe muffin man. HA!Next time I get Cyn drunk, when she passes out, I’m gonna write on her with a Sharpie:
“I ♥ Ray Lewis”
Awww now, that’s cold. Funny, but cold.
*buys stock in No-Doze*
How many times do I have to tell you, Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/a6nc4j9
*makes secret adjustments to the temperature controls and timer of Xbrad’s toaster oven and giggles silently*
Ground sassafras leaves, known as “filé powder”, are sometimes used to thicken gumbo, particularly when okra and roux are out of season.
**poops in the bushes outside Cyn’s window**
xBrad – The last one was special!
Of course, I was gonna do that anyway.
Snowbound. . .
http://tinyurl.com/a4aug3a
*racks the Remmy and giggles silently*
Another delurker appearance from BS/Boomstick!
Welcome back BS. So what made you come back?
Brrrr, Chief. That must be the front that hit here a bit back. Looks like it’s going to be a two sock day tomorrow.
The pool was nice today, but the heater on the damn hot tub was not working. I was very unhappy.
Wiser??? NOOOOOOO!
http://tinyurl.com/aqutom6
Cyn – Herself knitted me the warmest cashmere socks. . .toasty toes!
Bwahahahahahaha! Careful tomorrow, Chief.
http://i.imgur.com/8BJVMk6.jpg
I don’t know much about Football, but I can make one bold prediction. The Superbowl will be won by a team that is coached by a guy whose last name ends with ugh!
Yay for warm socks. Sometimes in life, there’s just nothing better.
I need to put knitting on my bucket list, right after I master sewing.
Oh lawdy, this made me cross my legs when I laughed!
http://i.imgur.com/Gyno9ue.gif
That archer better hope his guide has an elephant gun with him!
Nailed it, Tushar.
Wiser??? NOOOOOOO!
http://tinyurl.com/aqutom6
Oh come on. Wiser hasn’t that much hair.
Wtf? Teafran was here and I missed him? I remembered that crusty old bastard not 3 days back.
Toledo born J. Harbaugh wins the Super Bowl. Michigan grad coaches the Niners. Miami (Ohio) alum coaches the freaking former Browns. Proves my theory: People from Toledo aren’t “Real” Buckeyes.
Floyd’s ancestors revealed.
http://is.gd/VdaYLV
Mare?!?
http://i.imgur.com/QCt32zN.jpg
Heh. . . Democrats.
http://tinyurl.com/avkdh4k
Are you sure, MCPO? Most Democrats wouldn’t know to put a boat on a trailer.
George – He just bought it like that.
Ah, that explains it. At least he knew it was supposed to go towards water.
The only thing Democrats know about boats is where to berth them to avoid taxes, cf. John French Kerry.
Augh! So far two of my RL AA friends have checked in on FB that they are in DC for the Inauguration. AUGH!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/aw2u94s
OMG! Jewish RL friend just checked in for the coronation tomorrow. I need fewer D-rats in my life.
It’s amazing how many citizens cannot wait to get on bended knee and fellate Obama for his second… coming.
Holy Handjob, the local news is practically drooling over his coronation. I finally agree with the Left. This nation is nothing special.
My RL AA friends are all emotion about this. They can’t see past the color of TFGs skin. Non-Israeli Jewish friends are more D than Jewish. I really wish I was the H8R that the MFM says I am.
Huh. I was at an AA meeting this morning and nobody mentioned it.
http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI
Sean, heh. I have Asian American friends too.
Duke Edward reigned precariously.
Morning.
Wait…whiskey tango foxtrot…Rosetta is a dude!!??