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That guy lifting weights reminds me of Carrot Top.
The ability to p’shop pretty long hair on some of these dudes is actually pretty impressive.
Morning, Jew.
Morning Cyn. Coffee?
It’s 50 degrees outside!
Nicely done, Leon.
What is the weightlifting lingo for what #4 is doing with the barbells? I’ll bet it has ‘snatch’ in it.
#5 would be more attractive without the abs. If she sneezed during sex, someone would be calling 911.
50? No, I just poked my head outside. It’s 15, maybe 20 below.
I don’t get it.
Mmmm coffee – thanks.
24ºF here.
What is the weightlifting lingo for what #4 is doing with the barbells
It’s either a snatch or an overhead squat. I prefer to think it’s the former.
27F right now. Frozen soil, no snow.
Welcome home, MJ. Did you get cornrows or a new tattoo? Throw-up over the rail downwind?
I knew it.
Good morning children. Thank you Leon.
Warm spell here, it’s 18 degrees.
I saw Overhead Snatch Squat open for The Sex Pistols in ’83 at The Omni.
Nope. Just a sinus and ear infection. Probably from swimming.
The more I look, the more convinced I am that #3 has the whole head p’shopped on the body. Really – look at that man vein on her ab. Still impressive computer work.
The arm holding up her shirt looks suspiciously masculine.
Workity work. Try not to set anybody on fire while I’m gone.
You people and your “masculine arms” talk. That’s just what human arms look like when they can do useful things.
Ain’t no masculine butts up there, and that’s what matters.
ou people and your “masculine arms” talk. That’s just what human arms look like when they
can do useful things.take male hormones.Wakey wakey
I have male hormones and my arms don’t look like that.
Perhaps I have a bad batch.
No, I don’t want some of yours, Jewstin.
Did I miss MJ’s “How My Vacation Was” report?
Sounds like he’s coughing it up, and can’t hear us, Car in.
Well, I didn’t want to hear about it anyway.
I’ve got to start delivering food to people I don’t know in a little while.
Third double. I work tomorrow morning,then I have two days off.
*clears throat*
Would you like super-salad with that?
Someone go iron my shirt for me.
I think he filled his sinus cavity with sea salt.
MJ is now a seasoned sailor.
Wakka-wakka.
ga. It’s going to be a long day today. I hope everyone is in a good mood and makes it fun.
Yesterday was kinda busy. Cripes. B-days, etc.
Wiser said this about Colin Powell:
“nothing better than listening to an affirmative action hire complain about racism…..”
NAILED IT.
Good morning good people.
Colin Powell is a racist piece of shit. He voted for Obama because he was black.
He’s also a democrat. People who always vote for democrats and hold liberal positions on everything are called democrats, not republicans.
Yes, I’m sick of that nonsense too. David Brooks in no moderate Republican, he’s barely a moderate Democrat. Plus if you look at a man’s pant crease and see greatness, you’re mental and still in the closet, but mostly mental.
Now up to 25ºF. Wow.
Colin Powell doesn’t sound very bright. I wonder what the officers under him thought.
I know for a fact (will not say how, although some of you military types know this is true), they are still looking for strong, black candidates as officers. Have to fill those quotas.
I was shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn last night that Jodi Foster is a lesbo.
Just kiddin’
Now down to 13 degrees, with the added fun of cloudy, so it won’t warm up. Grrrrr.
Clint, how did you find that out? Of course “she came out” about ten years ago, but how did you know last night?
Mare, you didn’t watch the Golden Globes last night, did you?
Can this possibly be true? It’s one of the craziest things I’ve heard this month…and I’ve heard a lot:
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/01/13/nyc-schools-finally-question-paying-6900-per-student-for-bus-transportation-unions-angry-reportedly-about-to-go-on-strike/
Fuck no.
Oh, lord, Clint, you don’t watch those award shows do you?
*shuns Clint FOREVER!
Hotspur, what are you referring to besides answering this question:
“Does it make sense that I spend time with my raging liberal family and friends?”
We had snow last night, well, snow grains I guess. It looks like somebody fertilized my yard.
I was answering Clint’s question.
Today/s photo winner is titled “Huge 3 kitty tattoo with a smaller 3 musket ball hot torso chick”.
I’d rather have xbrad’s dick slammed in a car door than watch an awards show for celebrities.
Oooh, yeah, me too mare.
Good morning, cats and kittens!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gDhR1R3S0s
Two women live in my household Mare.
One is 23. Need any more info?
Yes I do Clint, I have a 23 year old and a 20 year old and they’ve never watched an awards show. As a matter of fact my 23 year old was working last night and there was a TV she controlled, she watched the football game and then ESPN (meh).
I already mentioned I think this guy is an idiot, but he must enjoy proving it daily. And I wonder, why is he getting all this air time now?
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/01/13/mcchrystal-time-to-think-about-bringing-back-the-draft/
Yeah, the draft is going to bind our nation. Idiot. No, it’s going to tear apart the military which I can’t figure out if he understand that or not.
Good for you, Mare. *Goes online to check the schedule for this year’s Academy Awards Show. Finds same, emails to Mare.*
McChrystal says:
“Someone from one part of an inner city never meets another person from an upper class neighborhood.”
That happens right now in the military, you moron. RIGHT NOW.
Mare – I, respectfully, disagree with you regarding the draft. McChrystal is generally a horse’s ass, but he makes some points that I agree with in that piece.
You were stuck watching this show for 1 or 2 hours, Clint?
Take up sewing or something.
And what are they MCPO?
Yes, I think what this country needs right now, are people in the military who don’t want to be there. That’s what a Draft is.
Do you think it’s true, she “seriously considered” being on this show?
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/14/report-ann-romney-turns-down-dancing-with-stars/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Actually Mare, I watched very little of it. It was on in the room my girls were occupying.
1. McChrystal did not call for universal military service.
2. A commonality of experience does much for cultural cohesion.
3. It also sorts the wheat from the chaff in regards to higher education. Many will learn a skill and decide mortgaging their future to pay some tenured, liberal asshole isn’t worth it.
4.
“Actually Mare, I watched very little of it.”
*ceases shunning
Sorry, Clint, we’re gonna have to tear off another corner of your card. It’s in the rules.
I wonder if “serving” includes this:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/07/obamas_civilian_national_secur.html
I’ve always said that, if military service made you “uncomfortable”, 4 years on E-3 pay working in a VA Hospital was a reasonable alternative.
Mare’s point is my worry. Plus I don’t want to pay for it unless we need troops to defend ourselves.
Germany has universal service. What’s it cost?
2. A commonality of experience does much for cultural cohesion.
If someone is in Afghanistan and someone is working at the VA hospital it’s not really commonality.
If we were Israel where almost everyone serves, it might be different, they have a common enemy (everyone). We don’t, half the people in this country think we’re the problem.
And almost everyone here goes to school, gets a drivers license, etc, don’t see much cultural cohesion.
#5 would be more attractive without the abs. If she sneezed during sex, someone would be calling 911.
I’ve keep a cell phone handy, I volunteer.
The tyrannosaurus is confusing me: is it #1 or #0 when we’re talking about abs?
Actually, that tyrannosaur looks like it has boobs but no nippies.
I don’t get it, except for maybe house to house searches how is “gun control” going to help with what is happening in Chicago?
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/20579657/emanuel-biden-meet-with-leaders-to-discuss-gun-control-measures
TUCKERS!!!!
half the people in this country think we’re the problem.
Perhaps they wouldn’t if they had to spend a couple of years “giving back” to their country – it might even foster a sense of pride in the nation which spawned them.
Then again, it might not; human beings are strange creatures.
But like the Chief said, most military service isn’t spent on the front lines of combat – a large majority of those America-bashing spoiled brats insist on being praised if they “serve” in the Peace Corps or some other such feel-good organization without seeming to realize that the US military does a lot of the same stuff and actually PAYS people for doing it.
I’ll give Sean Penn this – he was quite effusive in his praise of the military after seeing them in action after the Haiti earthquake. I don’t care for the man’s politics, but he seemed genuinely humbled by what those fine men and women were doing.
Unfortunately, compulsory national service violates, IMHO, the 13th Amendment ban on servitude.
A draft, however, falls under Congress’ power to raise armies.
Wow. President Obama just asked to have the authority to raise the debt ceiling without the consent of congress.
MJ on January 14, 2013 at 12:06 pm
Wow. President Obama just asked to have the authority to raise the debt ceiling without the consent of congress.
You would think something like that would finally convince Practical Republicans that they’re not dealing with an ordinary politician. You would think.
A draft, however, falls under Congress’ power to raise armies.
Not to mention “allowing” those young people on their Social Justice Crusade to pay “their fair share”
(Hey, they started it….)
Wow. President Obama just asked to have the authority to raise the debt ceiling without the consent of congress.
To deny him this authority would be racist, doncha know.
/Colin Powell
Obama doesn’t sound like a President.
I don’t get it, except for maybe house to house searches how is “gun control” going to help with what is happening in Chicago?
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!!!
Oh mare. you’re so naive. This is not to “help with what is happening in Chicago.” It’s to help the politicians who desperately need to be seen as Doing Something™
Do you honestly think they care about the actual results here?
How hard is it to get a doctor to sign off on some sick time for workplace stress?
How hard is it to get a doctor to sign off on some sick time for workplace stress?
What do you need signed? I’ll do it for you.
I mean, I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once or twice.
It’s to help the politicians who desperately need to be seen as Doing Something™
No, ‘seen as doing something’ is a cover for what the tyrants really want, your neck under their boot and if possible, at the receiving end of their government issued ‘assault’ weapons.
What do you need signed?
Permission slip to call in sick. Doesn’t matter how many sick days one has been given, they will not give them up without some extra pain.
No, Wiser, I understand it’s really this:
http://americandigest.org/sidelines/2013/01/whats_important_1.html#comments
I just kind of marvel at Rahm’s balls considering he’s in the Murder capital or top two and has the mosts comprehensive gun control legislation.
Obama is awesome. When told that debt ceiling has been used as a point of negotiation since the 1980s and that he, himself voted against it, he just simply restates his own version of history.
The guy is weirdly narcissistic.
That would make sense, because a dinosaur isn’t a mammal.
Oh, I am actually sick but I was just wondering how hard it would be to use more of my sick time because that place is sooo f*cking stressing me out – that it’s making me sick in general and I’m almost but not quite there with walking away.
The guy is weirdly narcissistic.
If we had journalists that were actually watchdogs for the people…..
he does it because they let him.
Obama and his flying monkey Reid, are mafia bosses. Nobody goes or says anything against them because they either have knowledge of whatever skeletons are hiding in their ‘peers’ closets (see Petreaus, D’Souza, and I’d bet my lunch there is some dirty shit on Justice Roberts) or they have enough connections to make their peers lives miserable (see the weeklystandard column on the dirty shit he pulled with his fellow NV senator).
Fear and lack of balls keeps them in line.
D’Souza? What is he keeping to himself? What happened?
D’Souza? What is he keeping to himself? What happened?
Having a fiancee when he was still married, IIRC.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/anti-obama-christian-scholar-dinesh-dsouza-resigns-affair/story?id=17511042
How convenient it surfaces after 2016.
And Clinton is father of the year and his harpy wife gets a clot.
HAHAHA…stupid D’Souza. Strange I never saw that.
I don’t understand how any person (especially those even mildly critical of the left) thinks they’re going to get away with something like that. Of course, it will be used against them. Great for his credibility.
OTOH, why was he introducing the other woman as his fiancé if he was still married? Doesn’t that mean the wife knew?
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/girl-13-slipped-and-fell-to-death-while-begging-boy-to-delete-sex-tape-8450573.html
Makes me want to just stay 24/7 in a room full of kittens.
Awww, Princess Andi Sully isn’t renewed at the Daily Beast.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/01/14/Exclusive-Sullivan-Unceremoniously-Dumped-by-Daily-Beast
Good morning, dudes and ladies who are looking at dudes who look like ladies.
The article I read right when it was breaking about D’Souza, was that he was having an affair…..but from that article up there, it looks like the marriage was over when he took up with his ‘fiance’. So he says. It’s more plausible than Hillary being a dainty little flower regarding her roll in the Benghazi deaths.
Good morning, dudes and ladies who are looking at dudes who look like ladies.
She ain’t heavy, she’s my brother.
How hard is it to get a doctor to sign off on some sick time for workplace stress?
Depends – are you a member of one of the “oppressed” classes? If not, you’re prolly SOL.
Have Dr. Wiser or Dr. Dave sign it.
Hoo Boy:
“I’m confident that there are some steps that we can take that don’t require legislation and that are within my authority as president.”
are you a member of one of the “oppressed” classes?
At work, yes. Those who show up and work the hardest, get shit on the most. The slackers are treated like pretty princesses.
I thought they were pre-law?
OTOH, why was he introducing the other woman as his fiancé if he was still married? Doesn’t that mean the wife knew?
He and his wife had been seperated for a while and were in the process of divorcing.
Awww, Princess Andi Sully isn’t renewed at the Daily Beast.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/01/14/Exclusive-Sullivan-Unceremoniously-Dumped-by-Daily-Beast
Good thing unemployment is so low, huh? I’m sure he’ll have no trouble finding a new job in the glorious Obamaconomy.
He can ride to work on his environmentally friendly Rainbow-Skittle-shitting unicorn.
Dogs are pretty oppressed. I can’t even get an EBT card to buy a cake. Or bacon.
*throws up on carpet*
*takes the week off*
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/13/pentagon-campaigns-bust-myths-about-hagel/
I really didn’t know this was part of their job. Did they have a campaign about the myths of Bush too?
Have Dr. Wiser or Dr. Dave sign it.
They still have those lab coats that were handed out in the Rose Garden, right?
Awww, Princess Andi Sully isn’t renewed at the Daily Beast.
I’m sure he’ll land on his
feetRAWMUSCLESGLUTES.Lunch time!!
I’m sure CNN will pick Sully up. I mean, as long as he keeps claiming to be (R).
hahaha….good one, Sean. But now I’m remembering the horror that was his “personal ad.”
SEEEAEAEAEEEEEEEAN
At work, yes. Those who show up and work the hardest, get shit on the most. The slackers are treated like pretty princesses.
Sounds like those lessons at the re-education camps didn’t take, Komrade…..
Seems legit.
http://tinyurl.com/bmje4ol
Seems legit.
http://tinyurl.com/bmje4ol
hahaha…That’s another one of those, “feel good about myself” deals.
They still have those lab coats that were handed out in the Rose Garden, right?
I have not one, but TWO graduated cylinders.
He can ride to work on his environmentally friendly Rainbow-Skittle-shitting unicorn.
Wanta guess where he sits on his unicorn?
“I have not one, but TWO graduated cylinders.”
LOL Definitely pre med.
I thought they were pre-law?
what’s the difference?
LOL Definitely pre med.
MARE! Did you see this yesterday?
http://tinyurl.com/a57ndn2
She’s probably still listening to all the Pink Floyd links we put up.
hahaha….good one, Sean. But now I’m remembering the horror that was his “personal ad.”
Those who do not remember the past are due to end up in “bi scenes.”
Yes, and I think you’re being very prudent. Although I think that cylinder is a little small.
I like the straw.
She’s probably still listening to all the Pink Floyd links we put up.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/bzj5ox6
Although I think that cylinder is a little small.
it is the smaller of the two…
I just applied for a job in Houston
…listening to all the Pink Floyd links we put up.
Oh, and FTR, this will not soon be forgotten Mr. J’Ames and Mr. Wiserbud.
*sniffs indignantly and scribbles wildly in her journal for two whole pages*
I’m crossing fingers and stuff for you, Vman. Any more word on the ND deal?
good luck, Vman
He stopped reading the invitation and immediately accepted as soon as he saw the term “Golden Globes” #ReasonsBillWasAtGoldenGlobes
They said they would tell me the week before Christmas Cyn. The week after New Year They said they were deciding. I still have a small spark of hope but I cannot wait any longer.
Houston is where they filmed RoboCop, which either says Houston is even dirtier than Detroit or Detroit was too dangerous to film in.
I prefer my globes to be alabaster or ivory, but that’s probably just racism on my part.
My sister cut her hair short, and now she looks like Lena Dunham, only slightly chunkier and with fewer tatoos, for the moment.
Bleh.
Houston is even dirtier than Detroit or Detroit was too dangerous to film in.
Why can’t it be both?
I just heard on the news that many companies were waiting until after the first of the year to make decisions, but that regardless or in spite of the BS going on in DC, they must press forward with hiring.
I was really hoping that the meteor would hit DC on 12/21/12 and fix a lot of problems. Dangitall.
that lying liar Mitt Romney is a LIAR!!!
http://www.freep.com/article/20130114/BUSINESS03/301140142/Plans-to-build-Jeeps-in-China-might-be-announced
We need some Lysol on picture #1. Some chick just wiped her pussy all over the incline bench.
Also, speaking of snatch…….thanks for bringing it back this week, Leon. It’s my fave.
Why can’t it be both?
It could be. I was using the inclusive “or” rather than exclusive.
Women usually wipe down their benches. It’s the middle-aged sweaty former football dudes that leave puddles of failure behind.
I was really hoping that the meteor would hit DC on 12/21/12 and fix a lot of problems. Dangitall.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Zombies.
When I lifted, back in college, I brought a towel with me so I wouldn’t have to lay in any puddles of failure. Narcissistic, steroid, douches, that they were.
Women usually wipe
And thank goodness. Showing up in the fitness club locker room with a brown ball sack is embarrassing.
Or so I’ve been told.
HA! I just noticed leon’s tuckers.
*squints at pants-up-ass chick*
*makes mental note of bringing Lysol wipes if I am ever so inclined to enter another gym*
Showing up in the fitness club locker room with a brown ball sack is embarrassing.
Thas rayciss.
Tushar is always embarrassed at the gym, I expect.
Right now its warmer in Maine than it is in Texas.
This is why we can’t have nice things, and also why I never exercise.
Man, I’ve been fartin’ like a wizard all morning. Stupid bran muffin.
You shall not pass.
Already did, Pups. But the less said about that, the better.
Fly, you fool.
Holy fuck, what died in here..
Oh.. hi sean.
Nothing died, wiser. If anything, this is a sign that the bacteria in my digestive tract are alive and well.
Now, who wants to trade recipes?
I do!
Right now its warmer in Maine than it is in Texas.
I can believe it.
*puts another log on fire, adds another blanket to keep warm*
60% of the dry weight of feces is dead bacteria.
*puts another log on fire, adds another blanket to keep warm*
Aaaaand we have officially reached Shit Blog status.
60% of the dry weight of feces is dead bacteria.
So less than half consists of Nancy Pelosi?
Are you suggesting that Nancy Pelosi is live bacteria?
Let’s talk about Doors lyrics that make you cry. I’ll start:
“I see a red door & I want it painted black.” gets me every time.
No, it’s just that I thought most fecal material was nearly nine-tenths former Speaker of the House, with the remainder being a mix of spent Botox and toxic sludge.
And about feces, it just as Nancy said: “You have to pass it to find out what’s in it.”
Ah, no. The remainder is stuff that neither you nor your internal colony could digest. So, Nancy Pelosi.
Aaaaand we have officially reached Shit Blog status.
That’s Smart Shit Blog to you, Missy!
Let’s talk about Doors lyrics that make you cry. I’ll start:
“I see a red door & I want it painted black.” gets me every time.
I preferred:
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
If you want to know shit, you’ve come to the right blog.
She was 31 and I was 17,
I knew nothing about love, she knew everything,
When I saw down beside her on the front porch swing,
And wondered what the coming night would bring.
Oh wait, I thought you said lyrics that make you cry “Uncle.”
The H2: We Know Shit.
You gotta give ab-veins chick credit for a really pretty smile.
It may have gone too far when you can lick a girls vein.
‘
I just heard on the news that many companies were waiting until after the first of the year to make decisions,
I’m waiting until April before I seriously start looking for another job. After businesses pay their first quarter taxes, a BUNCH of decisions will be made (i.e the shit will hit the fan).
With their first paycheck, I hope all the low information voters enjoy the middle class tax hike they voted to have. F’ing Romney.
It may have gone too far when you can lick a girls vein.
Depends on where the vein leads.
‘Til she came to me one evening
Hot cup of coffee and a smile
In a dress that I was certain
She hadn’t worn in quite a while
Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2013 3:40 pm
60% of the dry weight of feces is dead bacteria.
==========
Leon knows waaaaay too much about feces and anal sex. I think he has issues………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-uyWAe0NhQ
Have I told you all lately, how much I hate the looting thug in the White House?
Oh, and I have fluid in my ears. And the nurse practitioner, decided to go ahead and prescribe me an antihistamine and nose spray to dry it up.
AFTER, I told her that I don’t do well on antihistamines, I don’t want one.
Let’s talk about Doors lyrics that make you cry. I’ll start:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
J’ames just invented a cocktail, the Rickroll.
I didn’t watch the press conference. The sight of that many “journalists” with their heads planted so far up the Precedent’s rectum makes me ill.
Leon knows waaaaay too much about feces and anal sex.
I know too much about the former to think that the latter is a good idea for anyone at all ever. It’s ruined even the thought of it for me.
I don’t want one.
She doesn’t care what you want. She is the professional. Submit, peon.
Ewwwwww, the new poat at AOS is gross!
Mmmm, Rickroll. Like a Tootsie Roll, but with more _____,
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin’ and jinglin’ a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love
Makes me misty every time.
Does anyone have any home remedies for ear pain (fluid, no infection).
I see alcohol, vinegar, blow driers(??!, like I’m not deaf enough), gum. Heh, at first I thought ‘WTF, who puts gum in their ears…’ and then I looked over at Jay…….
I remember Tattoo said something about hydrogen peroxide and something else. Hooch?
Good Lord, I make a perfectly innocent comment…..
Who’s getting a Skin-Port for your birfday?
If the fluid is really in your ears/eustachian tubes, anything that breaks up mucus in the sinus or causes drainage will do. Nuke wings should work, or a sauna.
SnotBlog.
I asked the ‘nurse’ if this will dry up on it’s own, I tend to not like prescription anything unless it’s the last resort…….
her – It ‘might’, that’s why I’m prescribing you some stuff
FWIW – the doctor she is under is a D.O. I thought those went for a more whole body/holistic sort of thing, first.
But what do I know?
*chews a pack of gum*
*shoves wad (SYWM) in my ear hole*
Beasn,
Wasabi?
http://youtu.be/BFut0f920X8
Horseradish on roast beast.
Even if it doesn’t cure the congestion it’s a good idea.
I use Peroxide.
And a long pencil.
I’ll second the horseradish on beast recommendation. If it doesn’t fix it, you still had a good meal.
Do you really use peroxide, Jay? How much? Do you dilute?
Why a pencil, and not a crayon?
I worry about Mark Levin.
http://youtu.be/c1xZ8-XTlrw
Beanseses, 50 50 hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol is good for an infection in the outer ear, but does nothing for inner ear congestion.
Chewing gum, hold your nose and blow, the same stuff you do to pop your ears. A humidifier would be good, too. If you can sleep with your head up high, it will help the drainage.
I take Sudafed, it works best.
Omigawd. Gummy bear shotgun loads. If the impact doesn’t get you, the diabetes will.
Thanks puppeh. I can’t do Sudafed, it makes my heart hammer out of my chest.
When I sleep on my side, my nose clogs up, and that backs into my ear. I’ve got a heating pad and some gum.
Holding your nose and blowing is a good way to pop eardrums. The pressure will be relieved, sure, but you’ll be waiting for a month for your hearing to get back to normal, and you’ll be lucky if there’s no scarring.
I see we’ve gone from moderate to sort of funny.
Oh, I guess I should mention the peroxide sounds like popcorn cooking in your ear, and the rubbing alcohol BURNS LIKE FIRE! But it does clear up an outer ear infection. I get them a couple of times a year.
Hey beasn, I used to have really bad congestion problems. I’m all better now.
it was the gluten
My left ear has been clogged up for over a week – last week, the Dr said that there is ear wax in there, but she could “see through it” (I guess she meant that it’s not the cause of the “fluid” feeling. I’ve been putting ear drops in my ear for over a week now, and it seems to be getting a little bit better, but who knows?
I am noticing that the ear is finally “popping” when I yawn, so something’s working…..
Beasn,
I’ve been plugging-up at night, so I snorted some Afrin when I went to bed. It worked ’til about 0400, then had to do it again. This is going-on week 5 for me.
Sick & tired of being sick & tired…
Leon, you don`t blow like MJ behind a Lido deck lifeboat…just enough to get the fluid moving, and flex the eustachian tubes.
POTATO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_FM9lyHyus&feature=youtu.be
Mare tries to reform the Republican Party.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac3f82a45f51a3f9912db081d11667b0/tumblr_mgifjd8r8n1qb6cnho1_500.jpg
My doc yelled at me about it at the time, and I had to read his lips, so I took it to heart.
I see we’ve gone from moderate to sort of funny.
*stuffs MJ back into cruise ship cargo container*
What was his work around? I have to do it every time I fly, which is often.
leon, I used to get real bad congestion/chest infections when I was on dairy. It’s not as bad now. I’ll get swollen sinuses and pressure, but nearly nada on the snot.
I see we’ve gone from moderate to sort of funny.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7a89521f92ca9503ff0263c82110448/tumblr_mglbjqY9lg1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg
I eventually learned to pop my ears by just working my jaw rather than blowing (yawn effect), so I don’t recall if he had a recommendation.
Just classic, but I’m pretty sure that was written by Waylon Jennings, not Rick Morrison.
Fox on the run
You scream and everybody comes a-running
Take a run and hide yourself away
Foxy on the run, f-foxy
Fox on the run and hide away
Some of Merle Haggard’s greatest lyrics.
See, now, this guy knows a good song about doors: http://youtu.be/nItcDjktlms
*Shoots Stark in the dick with a dick cannon for posting a Barry Manilow song.*
I’m home. Feel free to set somebody on fire.
Coooopa! Copacabana!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ursTBD0sZ0
You could relieve that ear pressure with a big needle. Be sure and heat it to sterilize it first.
I’mabouta lucky motherfucker I guess. I got me an immune system that has kicked ass for 52 years. Once I got passed chicken pox, measels, mumps, whooping cough and polio as a child, I’ve never looked back.
Also, Conway Twitty wrote that shit. Merle was in prison at the time.
*prepares glitter bomb for next person who disses on Barry M*
You could relieve that ear pressure with a
big needle.38 special. Be sure and heat it to sterilize it first.*prepares glitter bomb for next person who disses on Barry M*
Somehow, I think Barry would approve. He’d think it was fab.
Barry Manilow is a trannie that was too lazy to have the surgery.
PG, how on earth did someone your age manage to get whooping cough and polio?
Heard it from a friend who
heard it from a friend who
heard it from another
that you been messing around
Classic Doors right there.
I might have made some of that shit up.
Well, Nick Lowe, Neil Sedaka, & Neil Diamond have to be given their due, but Barry Manilow was no slouch.
Dammit, I’m already out of glitter….
Neil Diamond is the king of earworms.
Dang skippy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sios6W2Dq80
who is THIS!
http://tinyurl.com/bdev3oj
i thought so-
jam, why do they have to restrain topless protesters by the hooters? Is it their duty or a perk of the job?
Their daddies must be so proud…..
One of our state senators is sponsoring a bill that will outlaw all guns that hold more than (1) round.
Living here is interesting.
One of our state senators is sponsoring a bill that will nullify any attempt by the White House to curtail 2nd Amendment rights. Funny, ain’t it?
Someone should invent a device that holds the rounds slightly outside of the weapon. We can call it a high magazine clip, or something.
UConn is beating #1 Louisville right now.
Currently ranked 27th.
Just means we will need bigger magazines. Big enough to hold 15 single shot pistols.
The Ohio State University beat Michigan yesterday.
I wish I could get into college basketball. I had that game on but turned it off because it was just background noise. After the Super Bowl it’s a long wait till pre season games in August.
10 guns, arranged circularly.
Mid-January until March is all college basketball for me. Not chick B-ball though. I have to get my bracket together.
And, FTR, it’s “standard capacity” magazine…we have to take back the terminology. 30 rounds is standard, less is “limited”. If you want high capacity, maybe start at 100 rounds. Those are so friggin expensive (pre-Obama reelection) very few people can afford them.
We don’t need to do anything but appeal to people’s emotion and send droves of people out to fluff shows. No one watches the political shows, they watch ET and the like.
Send people out to say that Obama failed to protect our kids. He’s responsible.
“Hey, Today Show, . . . yeah, hi, I was wanting to be a guest . . . oh, I would probably be calling Obama a fail– hello?”
Agreed MJ, but there’s always the tendency to want a rational argument. I guess that works in the blogosphere but in the public arena it’s just emotion. I still think we need to run a couple of entertainment and women’s magazines under shadow corporations.
Should have bought Newsweek for $1 when we had the chance.
They wouldn’t have sold it to us. See also Beck and Current TV.
We could be staff writers and be making big bucks now-”Quit your job money”
At this point I’m pretty sure we’re right about the role of government.
Whatever it takes to bring action to thought is fair game in my book.
I watched the presser today and it’s painfully obvious that TFG has the intellectual capacity of your average house plant. But he will say anything that casts himself as the hero, and sounds good doing it.
Oh, and hi Roamy.
Hi MJ, did you have a good time on the cruise? Round off the number of boat drinks to the nearest 100.
From Daily Caller via Drudge (complete with idiotic pic of Obama w/ finger in ear):
“Texas Republican Rep. Steve Stockman threatened Monday afternoon that he would file articles of impeachment against President Barack Obama if he institutes gun control measures with an executive”
So be it….
Louisville must have smoked some crack at halftime. They are killing us in the 2nd half. KILLING US.
Louisville went for some LiveStrong
2.3 million.
Stop walking down my street
Who do you expect to meet?
Whatever you’re looking for. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8
Hahahahahaha, MJ. No wonder you weren’t commenting for a while.
Monday Muscly Motor-boatin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0O0nzkESTI
Lance Armstrong going on Oprah to “confess” makes me want to rip off his remaining nut and shove it down his emaciated face via his lying, “really good at beating the tests” mouth.
But I mean that in a nice way.
MJ, what was your drink of choice on the cruise ship?
Have any of you tools seen Silver Linings Playbook? If so, did you enjoy it?
In 40 years, I’m going to anyone that comes to my door proselytizing for the Church of Oprah. Not kidding.
* invents steroid hall of fame *
You’re going to what, Leon?
Kill
Body Pump
Rape
Cuddle
MCPO, are you on South Beach again or are you still recovering from the flu?
Kiss on the lips?
Crap. I was so upset at the thought that I forgot my verb.
Kill.
40 years? Leon is a bit cocky or a vampire.
http://youtu.be/US8mGU1MzYw
That was a good choice, Leon and I agree.
And Scott remember Leon is only 15.
“http://youtu.be/US8mGU1MzYw”
LOL
I’ll be 77 and ready to retire. Prison will be a nice, cheap way to do it.
Comment by scott on January 14, 2013 8:49 pm
* invents steroid hall of fame *
That’s fucking brilliant.
It’s a damned crime that Scott and Lauraw didn’t have about 3 dozen kids.
Under Sashacare, nobody lives to 77.
Dirty martini. I don’t drink much anymore, so it was a nice treat. I managed to stay sober and not fall off the boat, so there’s that.
Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 14, 2013 8:52 pm
You’re going to what, Leon?
Kill
Body Pump
Rape
Cuddle
=====
fellate
berate
regurgitate on
After witnessing the health of the retired folks this past week, I can assure you that America is finished. We will spend ourselves into insolvency on the boomers.
When you drink your dirty martini’s do you look into your lovely wife’s eyes, and say, “You, are the luckiest woman in the world!”
Yesterday it was in the 70′s, and I actually turned on the A/C while I was baking because it was so damn hot in the kitchen. Tonight there is ice on the trees in my yard. Welcome to Alabama.
MJ was molested by seniors?
Roamy, how are you doing on your diet? I was kicking ass, got cocky and ended up in a ditch.
Weird. Snow in Texas, dry in Meeechegan
And no fire ants, lizards, or venomous snakes.
Roamy – Awaiting to feel like a human being before I go back to phase I. Probably by Friday.
You should go to Lapeer and make Car in bring you food….and a coat.
Good idear
I bet when you hear or see the phrase, “incompetent clown posse, lefty tools and enormous assholes,” you think of this administration.
I’ll send you her address, Dave. It’s right off the main road. Don’t worry about the two German Shepherds, they’re total pussies.
Beware of the Guard Chickens, though. They’ll tear you apart. Bring corn.
Mare, I’m stuck at the moment. My Fitbit arrived today, so that should motivate me to move the scale in the right direction.
We have health insurance through Mr. RFH’s employer. They started a program this year where we need to earn a certain number of points to keep our insurance at the same price. I get a mini-checkup next month to earn points – blood pressure, cholesterol, verify I don’t smoke. 5,000 steps in a day recorded by the Fitbit is 5 points.
Did anybody fritter away anybody else’s inheritance today?
Hah. Wish I could. Too much to do this week.
Excellent, Roamy!
I’m super competitive so I’m going to hound you to “win” this for the H2. And by “hound” I mean gently encourage.
And you will definitely do 5000 steps!
But…Daaaave, there is a lake and everything.
Oh shut up
Considering our paychecks are lighter by a couple hundred bucks thanks to FICA and the jump in health insurance premiums, I’m pretty motivated to keep the insurance where it is. I’m also tired of seeing pics of myself and asking, “who’s the fat chick?”
Juast killed a mouse with a Red Ryder BB gun. Fuckin’ mice, I hate the little bastards.
Roamy – Developing good habits takes work.
pepe–You’ll shoot your eye out!
Hanta prevention, Pepe.
Pepe,
The Victor snap-traps with a little peanut-butter work great. Easy to empty and reload, too.
One of our friends, that used to work for the power-company, said that they used 5-gal buckets with peanut-butter smeared around the inside-rim, 2″ of water in the bottom, and a piece of lath, or similar leading to the top in the equipment sheds. You have to empty the bucket every couple days…
Oh, and “You’ll shoot your eye out!”
/”A Christmas Story”
I’m a trained professional Sean, plus I wear glasses.
The little sob ran up the brick fireplace and hid behind a painting. Penelope frowns upon vermin running loose in the house. I could have used a shotgun, but the BB gun was neater.
Did you shoot him through the painting like RoboCop woulda?
There was a mouse here that did not eat peanut butter. That’s unAmerican.
Maybe he was allergic. Did you try almond butter?
I found 22 rat shot is surprisingly effective indoors at the right range. Does not hurt the walls or floors either.
I killed 2 snakes with it.so maybe it should be called snake shot
Just stuck the barrel behind the painting and shot one-handed, just like John Wayne.
Green salad and spaghetti for dinner.
//BURP!!
How’s that Alabama weather, Roamy?
http://tinyurl.com/czy5x3c
Xbrad,
That picture at http://themellowjihadi.com/2013/01/13/soft-white-damn/#comments
creeped me out. Looks like the day Lex died at Fallon…
I shot a mouse in Anaheim just to watch him die.
Good one Sean
When I worked on the railroad, we would kill rats with really long screwdrivers called, “spud wrenches”
Anaheim mouse? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Anybody else notice that the 5lb bags of sugar all magically became 4lb bags at the same price?
I did.
Anaheim mouse? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bitch was fuckin’ Goofy.
I didn’t because I don’t buy sugar.
I did notice that a 1lb bag of coffee is 12 ounces now. On my birthday I learned that a pint of ice cream is 7 ounces.
The only thing I buy sugar for is my coffee, and then only the first cup of the day.
I use it in baking, cookies, pies, and like that…
I LIKE pie!
I use blue agave syrup. Sugar is a tool of the running dog, imperialist, capitalist pigs!
So, next time I’m buying real sugar Cokes made in Mexico, you just wanna stick with your crappy high fructose corn syrup version.
Fine by me.
Xbrad,
I’ve heard that Costco has “Sugar Coke”, but never seen it. I will have to check next trip…
I don’t drink soft drinks. Water or booze and, when I’m ill, Gatorade.
Chrispy, the Costco here doesn’t (oddly, Lowe’s home improvement does!) but the one in Irvine carries it by the case. It’s bottled in Mexico, and the bottler is an American, who went to Harvard with my dad.
MCPO, I can’t tell if this is Lakehurst or Pax.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKv6yv0q9hU
Because of the date, I’m going to guess Lakehurst.
done carrying food around. until tomorrow.
Can I get you anything, Car in?
Meh. Watching coverage of our dem gubnor’s inauguration. Had a parade and noone was on the street.
I’m hearing a push for him to run for preznit. Yeah. He fought the GOP, that runs both houses at every step. During his reelection, he ran commercials about how well he worked with them. Rarely does he show his face anywhere. Preznit.
I see where Obama threatened my benefits check if Republicans try to negotiate spending cuts. Gee, and people wonder why I think he’s a punk-ass, socialist demagogue?
Where the heck is everyone?
#3 is definitely a dude. The sacroilliac prominence cannot be denied.
Where the heck is everyone?
The treehouse. Know the password? You gotta bring up some pizza rolls.
I was watching Teen Titans.
So, sausage fest it is…
One less sausage. I’m going to bed.
I’m also tired of seeing pics of myself and asking, “who’s the fat chick?”
So Roamy is me? I always thought I had her brains.
*snicker*
SHUT UP
If you laid off the *snicker* bars, Mare, maybe you wouldn’t be fat.
xbrad, I think, deep down, you understand that that attempt at a joke requires me to kill you.
Mare is NOT fat, she’s voluptuous!
What are you going to do, Mare? Sit on me?
Are we gonna have a post in the morning, Mr. I Have a Death wish?
I’m sure eventually there will be a post, but(t) it won’t be TTT.
Any poast is fine with me, as long as it isn’t about My Little Pony bronies.
So Rosetta will be disappointed.
Dominic eats reheated pasta.
Dominic eats reheated pasta.
No derp?
Read it again, Eric.
CPAP was squealing
Like Ned Beatty?
wakey wakey
Morning.
Tuesday….morning.
It’s Kiddie Music Day at work.
Kiddie Music….por ejemplo?
I’ve got tool playing already here.
That’s interesting…..I’ve played with my tool already here.
The only tool CD I have is 10,000 Days and I got it because the CD package drew me in. It’s pretty good music…I need to add that to my music rotation again.
**shakes sleep out of head and realizes he just stooped to a level of fruit even xbrad would shun**
10,000 days is good, but there is even better. Lateralus is awesome.
Kiddie Music….por ejemplo?
My guess is Johnny Paycheck’s classic, “Let’s All Get Drunk and Screw”.
Tucker Tuesdays now too?
10,000 days is about 27 years and 5 months.
/Cliff Claven
Pop music. Kylie Minogue and the like.
Aenima is Tool’s best.
**shakes sleep out of head and realizes he just stooped to a level of fruit even xbrad would shun**
We were all thinking the same thing PG, you were the only one with the sack to put it in words…
*Aenima is Tool’s best.*
http://tinyurl.com/7cddqsr
I’m gonna check out the others before this one though.
Aenima is good, but my very favorite songs are on Lateralus.
The Grudge, The Patient, Parabol, and Parabola, Lateralus. SUCH good songs. Even Reflection is a good tune.
Based on my recall of 10,000 Days I’m guessing it’s motivational music to get moving…I need some of that because I just got my pedometer from work. We have to collectively walk enough steps to get from Bangor to Palm Beach, FL. At the rate I’m going I’ll be there just in time to retire there.
No. You are a tool.
There’s an idea. Walk to Maine and get some lobstah.
Who goes to Maine on purpose?
Morning roamy. I’m buying the first one. Belfast Lobster Pound, outdoors, but you need to wait till summer. Which lasts about a week in Maine.
G’morning cool kids.
You’d be surprised leon…Memorial Day to Labor Day there is a parade of outastatahs here. You think of it as way the fuck up north but Canadians see it as down south. We have beaucoup Canadians in speedos hanging out (literally and figuratively) at York Beach.
Leon, me! Mr. RFH and I went on our honeymoon in Bar Harbor/Acadia National Park, and we go back every four years or so. Beal’s Lobster Pier in Southwest Harbor.
Jimbro is right about summer. Mr. RFH told me to pack a coat. I said yeah, right, it’s July. He said pack a coat! Okay, okay, I packed a coat. It was in the 40′s every night we were there in late July/early August.
See you later, time to work…
I like Maine. The people are sorta weird.
New Poat Thown Up
A day in my office would confirm your observations…weird in both good and bad ways
Work time. Today. . . I BUILD.