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Heh.
This is fucked up.
Someone has poat tourettes today. I”m not gonna name any names, but their initials are clintbird
Jesus clint. Every funny video you find doesn’t have to be a new fucking poat.
Just copy the address in a commment.
Pupster wants to run away with you PJ so I’m leaving him on the old poat. The hell with him, I’m running away with you.
Pupster is still cranky because of his gun shop.
I, for one, like this hyperkinetic poating. And meth/bath salts/black tar heroin/PBR
New Poat!
*still kidding
If everyone wants to run away with PJ, that leaves just me here.
Herro? Anyone?
How’s the brisket, dave? are you using the crutch?
I don’t blame him. I like it that in Texas I can go to my local gun dealer, pick one I like, buy it and walk out. I don’t even have to do the goddamn federal paperwork and background check since I have a CHL.
When we want our guns we want em now!
*looks around for some bacon to give to pups*
I’m still here, Tushar. You roll the poat’s body over, and I’ll check the pockets for loose change.
Holy crap, it’s cold outside today.
DD#1 and DD#3 are both arriving in town today – I think they sent the cold weather ahead of them.
Sup homefries.
It’s cute, what the Texans think is cold.
When you’re in single digits, call me. If you can get your fingers to dial the phone.
MJ! Are you poating from Davey Jones’ locker?
Brisket is coming along nicely. I worked out the temp control from the rib experiment last week, am managing to keep it down now, and the smoke box is a smokin.
Jeebus MJ, welcome back, maybe you can restore some order to this nuthouse.
I had Houston’s defense for the NFL fantasy league, and I thought that was a bad pick for this week.
My change to Seattle doesn’t appear to be any better.
Oh, I agree Dave. Pups seems pretty angry about a new poat.
I think MJ should put up a new poat.
With a funny dolphin picture.
If clint pushes his own poat down like a fat kid, does anyone hear it cry?
No, I can buy over the counter in Ohio without a waiting period, but I do have to do the paperwork and wait for approval, usually takes 20-30 minutes. Nobody had what I wanted in stock, so I ordered online. They didn’t ship for 2 weeks, then didn’t include the slug barrel, and I had to call and bitch and got the run around for another week before they shipped the missing piece.
Trust me, no one wants to run away with you…….you only love me till you know me
That’s my motto for 2013
This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This one’s for fighting, this one’s for fun.
*takes a pill*
Trust me, no one wants to run away with you
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhxgdwFO4c1qhxr17o1_500.gif
you only love me till you know me
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ijavCq2G1rr438g.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/255/
Yeah I know pups, I was messin with ya.
Glad it’s sorted out.
Oh, I agree Dave. Pups seems pretty angry about a new poat.
http://tinyurl.com/yg2almc
I feel better now.
hahaaha….Well, mare still loves pup even though he has anger management issues.
Pups, I’m putting a party on in your honor:
http://tinyurl.com/cen7hdt
hahaha, pupster knows
If clint pushes his own poat down like a fat kid, does anyone hear it cry?
hahaha, sean, always with teh funny
Lots of Rosettas on a cruise. Just sayin’.
Pupster, Mossberg combo?
Yeah, Mj is back, Mj is back!!!!
(If he had a chance to leave why come back?)
Hi Jay. I saw a helluva lotta you last week.
Is it still 2 for 1 in the Explorers Bar?
Scottw…yep.
You ever get yours, or did you end up murdering with a pellet gun?
Pups, I’m putting a party on in your honor:
http://tinyurl.com/cqzqfg2
Laaaaaame.
was MH gone long term? or just like 10 minutes
http://tinyurl.com/cqzqfg2
AWESOME!!!
Gay Midget Cruise.
I ordered it exactly two months ago. Still nothing.
I found it online but I have heard nothing good about any of the online dealers.
http://tinyurl.com/cqzqfg2
AWESOME!!!
that looks like a pink nightmare
You have Big Blob Friday, Homo Hump Day, & Monday Manhands Motivational, it would be nice to also have Ritalin Soaked Sundays with separate posts for every video & comment.
>> that looks like a pink nightmare
it looks like a deranged Easter Bunny
Rocketboy’s girlfriend is here. I chatted with her until the “GO AWAY, MOM” vibes overcame me, so here I am.
heh
Hi Rocket chick. Do you approve?
I do approve. She seems nice, and she’s in Rocketboy’s pre-calculus, AP chemistry, and AP US History classes, so she’s no slouch in the brains department. Pretty but doesn’t use gobs of makeup or perfume.
This blowout is turning into a pretty good game.
& here we thought there were no good Al Roker jokes left.
Also, Mini-me and I finished cleaning up all her crap about an hour and a half before having a guest, so WIN. 8 bags for the garbageman and a carload for St. Vincent de Paul.
Sounds like a nice young girl. I’m glad.
*laughs at the cleaning thing*
I love my girls, but I don’t miss livin with em.
Sorry to read that, Scottw. Cheaper than Dirt dot com was pretty good at shipping me my extra hi capacity murder magazines, and Impact Guns was pretty good at shipping me my extra killy cartridges, but Gander Mountain online firearms was a disappointment.
Dave, this wasn’t just cleaning, this was clearing out to the walls, vacuuming, washing the baseboards, and rearranging the furniture. We started this last Saturday after putting away the Christmas decorations, so we would have room for all her stuff in the library. All the Barbies, Blue’s Clues, and Dora the Explorer toys are gone. The little kindergartner desk that she must have outgrown three years ago is gone. She kept the Legos, though.
The closet is next, but that’s for another day. I’m impressed that we got it all done. I should take pics before it turns into chaos again.
Also, I have to find a purple beanbag chair for her.
What the heck? Atlanta? Ryan?
http://tinyurl.com/ayerh3b
wow. Atlanta is giving this game away.
Also, why didn’t Atlanta go for two on that last TD?
http://i.imgur.com/9n02N.jpg
So it kind evens out.
HA!
When we let the kids paint their own rooms, youngest picked out this horrible purple and pink sponge on combo. Gave me a headache just being in there.
But still when I painted over it a couple years ago, I got the sniffles. I hate paint fumes I guess.
But still when I painted over it a couple years ago, I got the sniffles.
You are such a nancy-boy…
Pretty but doesn’t use gobs of makeup or perfume.
which is very nice
I recognize that eye.
ATL is not happy.
ain’t over yet….
they’re getting happier in Atlanta……
what a game…….
ATL is
nothappy.>> You are such a nancy-boy…
pretty much, yeah
not over yet…….
Have no dog in this hunt, except I fucking hate Pete Carroll and I am so glad he lost.
Ah, Matt Ryan getting player of the game? Ridiculous.
Pete Carroll lost that for the Seahawks. Call time out when the guy missed it, lose a time out for the hail mary scenario.
Don’t like Pete Carroll either. I do like Wilson he seems like a good kid.
CBS NFL pregame coverage is just impossible to watch. They are truly horrible.
Has icing the kicker ever worked? How about the prevent defense?
This female interviewer BLOWS!!
Andy, it seems to give him a practice kick and take away a time out.
I got my own header pic! I’m blogfamous!
Crappy day at work. I strongly suspect a certain small African nation is about to be a very unhealthy place for bad guys in 24-48 hrs.
I’ll spill details once it gets reported in open-source.
>> This female interviewer BLOWS!!
It’s not who ya know.
This female interviewer BLOWS!!
That’s HOW she gets interviews.
I know it’s open source about British C-17s heading to certain small African nations that rhyme with Sali.
ScottW,
Just ordered two 30 rd mags for my mini-14 from Ruger.com.
They’re sold out, but are accepting back-orders.
There is kind of heavy, blond gal (can’t remember her name) that does a good job. Asks questions about plays, injury substitutions stuff like that. I DESPISE it when they ask, “How does it feel….”
Embarrassing. Talk about affirmative action.
If he wasn’t already, Colin Powell would be dead to me after his defense of what happened at Benghazi.
Holy fuckin shit it’s gonna be cold in Michigan this week (where I’m headed tomorrow).
xbrad gets it in one!
We’re looking at a much more… robust effort than what the Brits are doing.
They played so well in the 2nd half. Hate that “freeze the kicker” shit too.
And how about this idiot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YazwEudW9D8
I decided to keep better track of my alcohol intake.
http://tinyurl.com/bhe743r
That is a frozen margarita and it is delicious.
And how about this idiot:
cannot stand that moron.
I recognize that eye.
nowai
That sucked
That is a frozen margarita and it is delicious.
frozen margarita bong
HAHAHA Looks good Wiser.
When you can’t say milliliter without sounding stupid, you’ve had enough.
frozen margarita bong
It’s a graduated cylinder.
Of course, you being a chick and probably having never walked into a lab in your entire life unless it was to vacuum it, I could see how you wouldn’t recognize it.
It was a gift from the Ws. I told them I thought it would make an awesome margarita glass.
and it turns out, I was right!
mimimimimeter…..
*hic
you being a chick and probably having never walked into a lab in your entire life unless it was to vacuum it,
gawd I’ve missed you
**makes a note to check on the glassware at work**
gawd I’ve missed you
awwww…
I’ve missed you too, honey.
Everything going well?
Wiser, just so you know, Whole Foods is owned by a libertarian who sells overpriced stuff to idiot liberals. He is earning back some of the money liberals steal from us.
If conservative/libertarian people like you start buying from Whole Foods, it defeats the purpose.
wow. that 500ml cylinder empties really fast.
*whips out 1 liter cylinder…..
time. to get. serious….
If conservative/libertarian people like you start buying from Whole Foods, it defeats the purpose.
okay.
oh, and what the hell are you talking about?
500ml cylinder
Amateur.
very well. I’ll be in and out because I”m going on a RAID in WOW……divorce is final. Who wants me?
Colin Powell is the voice of reason.
Republicans need to turn into racist pieces of shit just like Democrats.
we are gonna die.
I was there last time the one liter cylinder came out. At breakfast.
*waggles eyebrow at PJ*
very well. I’ll be in and out because I”m going on a RAID in WOW…
NERRRRRD!!!!!
…divorce is final.
Good for you, I guess. As long as you are happier, that’s all I care about.
Ummm… does Xbrad know?
Who wants me?
> _ >
< _ <
do I have to learn to play WOW if I raise my hand?
Who wants me?
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I’ll take a boob.
Wiser, I see Whole Foods Guacamole on the table.
Amateur.
I’m drinking from it, Cyn, not swallowing it whole…
Welcome back, MJ! Surprised, but pleased you made it back alive.
HAHAHA! Touche, wiserbuns!
NERDS FTW!!!!!!!!!! I get yelled at if I don’t pay attention
gosh, so demanding
Wiser, I see Whole Foods Guacamole on the table.
ah. You had me so confused….
And wiserbride has all sorts of food sensitivities, so Whole Foods is like heaven to her.
I was there last time the one liter cylinder came out. At breakfast.
come on, man. we coulda taken those douchebags…. I know we could have…
Colin Powell is the voice of reason.
nothing better than listening to an affirmative action hire complain about racism…..
HAHAHAHAHA… Jesus I had to talk you down for twenty minutes.
Well, if the higher authority wants Whole Foods, the higher authority gets whole foods.
We men are mere pawns in the game of marital life.
WOW is olde. MW or COD2 is where it’s at.
I went to all the trouble of driving to PJ’s house, brought her a six-pack of Corona, and hung out with her for like an hour, and didn’t even get a hand job.
To hell with her.
HAHAHAHAHA… Jesus I had to talk you down for twenty minutes.
we coulda taken them easy….
hung out with her for like an hour, and didn’t even get a hand job.
To hell with her.
Did you offer her one?
You’re like a brother, Xbrad. We don’t give our brothers hand jobs. Hell, stay married long enough and we don’t even give ‘em to husbands. I don’t make the rules.
Welcome back, MJ! Surprised, but pleased you made it back alive.
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Thanks. Mwuah.
and didn’t even get a hand job.
he got a fucking blowjob what more does he want?,
Hell, stay married long enough and we don’t even give ‘em to husbands. I don’t make the rules.
2 months.
he got a fucking blowjob what more does he want?,
did he swallow?
2 months.
You jimmied the calendar on wiserbride, diin’t you.
hahaha, ass hole. I just spit beer everywhere
that was to wiserbud
hahaha, ass hole. I just spit beer everywhere
*giggle.
You jimmied the calendar on wiserbride, diin’t you.
She still thinks it’s 1990.
*cries*
I’ll take a boob.
Take two. They’re smaller now.
7-3, OK to exhale now
Hey Phat…I’m the new not so proud owner of a mini 14, have you had problems with the factory mags? I got a jam, failure to load, or failure to eject about every 3rd shot on mine…new out of the box. Guy at the gun counter thinks they need a break in period, what say you?
Aww. Pupster is sad.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4570262653239886&pid=1.9
*cries with Pupster*
i do so enjoy drinking from this cylinder. I especially enjoy laughing maniacally when I fill it.
BTW, roamy.. if you steal some glassware from your labs for use in your bar, I strongly recommend washing them extremely well before using it.
Take two. They’re smaller now.
What?/ WHAT??? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
I do NOT remember being consulted about this……
Take two. They’re smaller now.
34DDD
Had them professionally measured……by a chick. it was pretty hawt
Had them professionally measured……by a chick.
*thud
she was picking them up…..I actually had to make an appt. to have her assault me……….I wanna go back again and again
Pupster, lots of people on google with the same issue. The forum I skimmed thought it was a bad or poor fitting magazine.
Is there anything better than hot lezbo sex? I think not.
I actually had to make an appt. to have her assault me……….I wanna go back again and again
Best. Spa. Day. Evah.
>>she was picking them up
Um, what does that mean? Did they drop to the floor?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3AMRHXMfjs
I got sent to the bin, nothing kills a good reference by being sent to the bin.
Best. Spa. Day. Evah.
Word.
No tushar, but my knees were getting sore, so she was fixing that issue
Pupster,
I haven’t had a problem with mine, but I only have one large mag (new ones are on backorder).
I had heard that there was a problem w/after-market mags, but didn’t know factory mags had an issue.
Guns and Boobs.
I LOVE THIS BLOG!
Freed, G’Mo.
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Next time, take me with you, PJ. It’s free right? Aww hell, like I would care. I’m in!
Pupster! No! Bad dog! Off to the kennel, ya mutt!
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4733802136994984&pid=1.9
Thanks Cyn.
I prefer to suck tits.
34DDD…that’s beyond BBF material. Who’s running it this week?
Thanks Scottw, Phat, (pointedly ignores Tushar). With the price of .223 I didn’t feel like burning through a couple hundred rounds breaking in a mag. I’ve just gotten 2 more, I’ll try them.
>>(pointedly ignores Tushar)
Heh heh.
cyn, it’s a date
Declares brisket success.
Sucking is way better than hefting. I heard that once.
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*begins cancelling all appointments for the next six months for date with PJ*
I better go along with Cyn and PJM – just to be sure they’re safe.
Got Mr. TiFW the latest Stephen Lynch CD – one of his favorite lines in one of the songs is, “This thing isn’t gonna suck itself”
Got me a real winner, I did……
Heh heh.
http://i.imgur.com/U9XSQ.gif
my bewbs arent bbf, they’re breastfeed material
Does anyone know who’s watching the game know what that fucking annoying deedle-dee-dee-dee sound is that reminds me of a 1980s handheld game?! It’s gotten really bad this season with all live games and it doesn’t matter what channel you watch. WTF is that??
AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
Kill that bird! Kill it!!!
cyn? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNXIZAUhTOw
I wish, Scott. That was only one-third as annoying.
And once you hear it, you cannot unhear or unfocus on it. I searched it out once and there was some semi-consensus that it was somehow related to syncing with local affiliates, but it’s so freaking frequent.
PJM, our lactation nurses say “Breast is best”. Who am I to argue with that logic?
You can’t argue. You’d lose every time……..but, after the kids don’t nurse, they’re all back to being fun bags
Must local Cyn. The one I linked to is all over the place around here. It’s part of an ad campaign for an electronics store.
Does anyone know who’s watching the game know what that fucking annoying deedle-dee-dee-dee sound is that reminds me of a 1980s handheld game?!
Maybe it’s your cellphone.
Or your hearing aid battery is low.
come ooooooon Texans!
Coulda been worse, but the Texans really need to get their shit together and start getting into the end zone…. a lot.
they’re all back to being fun bags
Until you hit 50, when they deflate like a used air bag -
*looks down at former glory and sobs*
Massholes vs. Texas.
Andy’s head must be exploding…..
for TiF:
http://tinyurl.com/a8ebpxf
I don’t watch much football, but that last game was pretty exciting. The commentators are kind of annoying though.
So, the Ray Lewis reaction shots start next half, right?
The commentators are kind of annoying though.
kind of….
for TiF:
http://tinyurl.com/a8ebpxf
Heh.
*cries even harder*
Deedle-dee-deet-dee-deedle…
Not a local issue, Scott, and I’m familiar with that silly whistle. Discussed in this forum: http://is.gd/FQuOn1. They’re bitching that’s it a Comcast issue, but we have Cox; it seems to be heard during any live event. I’d love to find a definitive answer and then a definitive solution to make it stop.
Deedle-dee-deet-dee-deedle…
THAT’S IT!!!
It’s MJ… and he’s making the sound from inside my house!!11!!
So, tits?
Ok. I’m in favor of them.
The bears fans that I knew in Chicago turned the sound off, and listened to the radio broadcast.
they need wiser to do the commenting…….he’s got such a high, effeminate voice, I think it’d be entertaining
It’s been four hours and no new poat featuring a dirty cartoon video? Someone is slacking off here.
So, tits?
[ X ] yes [ ] no
hahaha, TiFW, I didn’t say they were pretty, just fun
they need wiser to do the commenting…….he’s got such a high, effeminate voice, I think it’d be entertaining
Hey, have you heard that I am working for a radio station?
Started as a producer a few weeks back working for free, and now the GM of the station wants to hire me to be the voice of the station.
For Wiser:
http://is.gd/E7NsbX
that Texans’ kicker seems a little “prancy”
Wiser, that’s so cool – congratulations!
are you serious wiser? Do you play the gay guy?
BOOBIES!!!
http://tinyurl.com/bqeqz5p
they need wiser to do the commenting…….he’s got such a high, effeminate voice, I think it’d be entertaining
Word has it, wiser will perform the castrato role of Caesar in Handel’s Giulio Cesare as staged by the Boston Gay Light Opera.
are you serious wiser?
yep.
Do you play the gay guy?
yes.
It’s a bit of a stretch for me, playing against type, but the way I see it, hell, Hugh Jackman isn’t really a mutant….
hahaha, TiFW, I didn’t say they were pretty, just fun
Well, yeah – in a “trying to pick up mercury” way…..
*passes out eye bleach*
Wiser, that’s so cool – congratulations!
Thanks, Tiffy.
It’s not a huge gig, but it’s a start.
What I thought was really cool is that I started in the middle of December and after only two weeks, I got offered a paying gig.
I’m like an over-night success or something..
fuck studying
I’ll take that class.
I dont know why, but wiser’s comment made me think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwfg_yo_0Q
Word has it, wiser will perform the castrato role of Caesar in Handel’s Giulio Cesare as staged by the Boston Gay Light Opera.
in the original Italian…
because I’m just that talented.
Concert band director asked me if I would be willing to do the vocal for The Devil Went Down to Georgia with the band this year.
ummmm….. no.
DD#1 is at the house, and we have a mother-daughter date to go see Les Miserables at the Movie Tavern tonight.
See youse guys later!
pretty much not for any rational reason other than like two words are the same
in the original Italian…
because I’m just that talented.
Che uomo virile!
I’m like an over-night success or something..
They like you! They really like you!
I need to frequent this place daily.
Yes. Yes you do.
maybe I can talk him into doing a Barry White song instead….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWobeyZNTSM
You can doo eeet wiser, you totally have the looks for radio.
[ X ] yes [ ] no
They like you! They really like you!
I ascribe wiser’s undeniable acumen to his early success in The Flying Nun.
Che uomo virile!
Ho un pene di quattordici pollici e testicoli le dimensioni dei palloni da basket
Oh, Dear Lord, why do women do that to themselves?
You can doo eeet wiser, you totally have the looks for radio.
It was either that or politics….
maybe I can talk him into doing a Barry White song instead….
*swoons; goes to throw panties, realizes I’m not wearing any, shrugs shoulders*
Ho un pene di quattordici pollici e testicoli le dimensioni dei palloni da basket
Andrew Sullivan just fainted upon his couch.
what do women do to themselves? I missed it
What are you talking about Hawtspurt? Do what??
Go see shit like Les Mis.
I ascribe wiser’s undeniable acumen to his early success in The Flying Nun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGKBhpLUKso
Oh, Les Miz.
Yeah, fuck no. Besides… there’s still football on. I mean, c’mon!
It might be kind of fun for fans to listen to commenters that run down the other team.
*swoons; goes to throw panties, realizes I’m not wearing any, shrugs shoulders*
*skwawk
clean up, aisle Cyn.
clean up, aisle Cyn
*skwawk
And I heard there’s a crap tornado in it.
I still haven’t seen Les Mis. I think I’m being manipulated.
I’m trying to figure out a pitch for a radio show based on blogs….
My exwife dragged me off all the way to Toronto Fucking Canada to see that thing.
I still hate her for that one.
And I heard there’s a crap tornado in it.
Those are the worst kind of tornadoes EVAH!!!
clean up, aisle Cyn
True dat. Especially when it comes to Mr. White. Nummy.
My exwife dragged me off all the way to Toronto Fucking Canada to see that thing.
was that the gay ex-wife, ross?
I don’t think I could be paid to sit thru that movie.
*swoons; goes to throw panties, realizes I’m not wearing any, shrugs shoulders*
gawd, even I’m turned on
for cyn.
and maybe peej
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBgKBJVm1p0
I have failed at making egg drop soup with my homemade chicken stock. I have poached, scrambled eggs in chicken soup.
Still delicious.
I’m trying to figure out a pitch for a radio show based on blogs….
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I think that’s called a podcast.
hawt
No, she wasn’t gay. She liked the cock, apparently A LOT.
for cyn and peej:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tBj7I8SLc
You know what they say, politics is show biz for ugly people.
Don’t get a big head, Wiser. You’ll never be as good as Venus Flytrap.
Bad part about was it was a fucking play. The actors were the size of my thumb.
My thumb is more enjoyable to watch.
mmmmmm… Barry… mmmmmm
You know what they say, politics is show biz for ugly people.
so, what you’re saying here is, you got my joke.
good for you, dave.
http://tinyurl.com/6mqhvws
I’m trying to figure out a pitch for a radio show based on blogs
It would have to be on NPR, hosted by a metrosexual and a lesbian, and every other show would involve blaming conservatives for opposing net neutrality. Four people would listen to it.
No, she wasn’t gay. She liked the cock, apparently A LOT.
explains why she left you then….
was that the gay ex-wife, ross?
*giggles at the Friends reference*
<i.Don’t get a big head, Wiser. You’ll never be as good as Venus Flytrap.
WHAT? But I already bought the hat and coat!
My underwear is made out of face scrubbers. It saves time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tBj7I8SLc
*thud*
Four people would listen to it.
so.. no pressure then.
hey, as long as I get paid…
>> so, what you’re saying here is, you got my joke.
You should call them “jokes” on the radio too.
*thud*
And now, the fun begins….
You should try to recreate the blog on radio. The part of Mare could be played by Carney Wilson.
My underwear is made out of face scrubbers.
HAHAHA!
Where did you buy those? I’m asking for a friend.
You should call them “jokes” on the radio too.
I prefer not to steal MSNBC’s audience by narrow-casting to the incredibly stupid.
You could call it the Big City Clues Cruise, where you drive around exploring the nuggets of wisdom extant in most urban environments.
You should try to recreate the blog on radio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQsJVGkIkMA
The part of Mare could be played by Carney Wilson.
Or one of Larry’s brothers Daryl.
You could call it the Big City Clues Cruise, where you drive around exploring the nuggets of wisdom extant in most urban environments.
“HEY BOY! BOY! WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO ON YOUR GHETTO BLASTER RIGHT NOW?
My thumb is more enjoyable to watch.
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Poor hotspur, how’d you lose your other thumb?
You might want to lose the “boy” thing. I get away with it in the ghetto bar, but I’m their token honkey.
Just read the blog in your sooper sexy radio voice but with a British accent. People love that shit. Everything is smarter and funnier.
That’s a long story, Jimbro. Did I ever tell you about my Zippo that would light first spin EVERY time?
Just read the blog in your sooper sexy radio voice but with a British accent. People love that shit. Everything is smarter and funnier.
Even xbrad’s comments?
NE is unstoppable.
explains why she left you then….
that’s it. I can never, ever take a break from this place again.EVAHR!
Just read the blog in your sooper sexy radio voice but with a British accent.
Piers Wiserbud.
Yeah, Piers Morgan is a fucking hoot.
I’m all ears hotspur. Maybe you could be the first guest on wiser’s blogcast!
Cyn/Hotspur – rump butt.
I think wiser should take piers job
I say old chap, fancy a suckle on dame PJs bappies?
Just read the blog in your sooper sexy radio voice but with a British accent.
hahaha, only drunk people would understand
I say old chap, fancy a suckle on dame PJs bappies?
wait………..wha?
oh, as part of my divorce, I got a motorcycle http://www.flickr.com/photos/71523583@N06/8222191523/in/photostream
I think wiser should take piers job
Much as I would like to further ridicule my pal, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
Wiser, I mean.
<i.I think wiser should take piers job
I’ll leave working the piers to you and Cyn…
Holy shit PJ, you look fantastic. Love the haircut.
Holy hell, PJ, you look awesome..
Who got your tits?
i’ll do what I have to do for “merica
PJ, they were right, you only have one headlight…
bwahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM
I think wiser should take Piers’ shorts like a Viking
oh, as part of my divorce, I got a motorcycle
where’s the seven side cars for the kids?
I gave him the kids. I”m not stupid
good call by you.
I think wiser should take Piers’ shorts like a Viking
*waves copy of US Constitution
Seriously, you still believe in the foolishness contained in this little booklet?
I think wiser should take Piers’ shorts like a Viking
sharp. very sharp.
I gave him the kids. I”m not stupid
Well, yeah. But how many have you had since then?
jewstin, I dont’ appreciate your use of logic and reason. just STOP
Well, yeah. But how many have you had since then?
heh. heh heh heh…
heh.
I sure have missed you, Jewstin
We’ve had a lot of breaking up and bad shit this past year. I hope everyone avoids taking sides, and leave the doors open to all of our friends.
Except xbrad. What he did to Dolly….
Harry Reid took a bribe? Unpossible!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/12/indicted-businessman-names-harry-reid-as-alleged-recipient-of-massive-bribe/
I bought you a bird Cyn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crg89F8UBnU
.Harry Reid took a bribe? Unpossible!
lucky for him he’s a Democrat, huh?
Is that a Honda Rebel, PJ? Looks just like mine from that angle.
oh, as part of my divorce, I got a motorcycle
You Rook Mahvelous, Dahlink!
The Honda Rebel? Appealing to racist southerners, no doubt.
I went to a Yankees game with the guy who owns the music store earlier this year. He is not a Yankees fan
They play that sound after every strike-out.
I guess it was driving him crazy, ’cause on the drive home, he suddenly yells “AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID SOUND THEY PLAYED AFTER EVERY STRIKE-OUT! IT WAS DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!!1!!1″
I have since had a great time driving him crazy with that sound whenever I can. Got the people in the concert band to play it while warming up. I play it on the keyboards at the store when trying to sell one. Any chance I get.
So yeah, I will definitely play that bird video for him ASAP.
*stabs scott 57 times*
What is this blog like without PJ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYlFTUvdTQ
I sure have missed you, Jewstin
ass
amazing how the Pats defense knew exactly where to be on that play.
Exactly.
almost like they had seen the same videos and read the same playbooks as the Texans players……
3 bowls of scrambled, poached egg chicken soup appears to be my limit. I am dubious about whether the remaining couple of bowls’ worth can be preserved without something funky happening.
NE not unstoppable at the moment
hahaha, I love you mcpo
okay, I’ve missed you too, PJ.
(damn, so needy, amirite?)
How’s your sister, btw?
cyn, thank you. It’s amazing what divorce can do
DINNERTIME!!!!
bbl
That was her cousin.
lou is good, every once in a while I can get her to get her geek on and play WoW with me………..but not so often
Wait until the salmonella cleans you out, leon. Then you’ll have room for the last 2 bowls.
PJ’s sister is a hawtie and funny as hell to boot!
I hate packing for some place that’s 20 degrees and wiser isn’t there.
Salmonella
heh heh, nasty bug
The eggs weren’t raw — more’s the pity — so I shouldn’t get salmonella. I made the stock myself, though, so it might have dangerously nutritious.
Salmonella
heh heh, nasty bug
But great for dieters!
20 Dave? If they are getting our weather, then 20 will be the high end of the temperature of the day.
More like 10.
So, between the holidays, no workouts for a month and the flu. I’m up 4 lbs. Not too bad. Phase 1 should knock that out in about 4-5 days.
“*stabs scott 57 times*”
I was only kidding Cyn. I got you this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg
That was her cousin.
hahaha, so full of asses
Leon, I used to make bone broth by simmering it for hours with a little vinegar. Cool it and take the hard fat off. It was tasty…maybe I’ll do that next weekend.
Dave, 20 is the low at night. You’ll be in bed by then. Just bring a winter coat, a sweater, and whatever else you would normally bring to a northern clime.
You’ll be fine.
Yeah, lou rocks, not lou reed
I was only kidding Cyn. I got you this one.
Way better. M’wah!
>> More like 10.
Stop cheering me up. You people have stupid weather.
>> not lou reed
Take a walk on the wild side.
I’ve started buying whole birds rather than parts because thigh/breast is like $2.50/lb and the whole fryer is $0.94/lb. Feels like a total waste not to make stock out of it.
NE is back to unstoppable.
PJM – Did you get this month’s child support check. I mailed it last week!
http://newyork.newsday.com/news/nation/journal-news-gun-permit-map-used-by-burglars-to-target-white-plains-home-1.4441678
What’s a “winter coat”?
*dusts off my Member’s Only jacket*
Cyn, I”m glad you got rid of those guests. Ridiculous that they should be cutting into your hostages time
NE v. Baltimore
Laura if I was that guy I would sue the shit out of those bastards at the Journal.
it’s time for you girls to boogie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0
Well, if you’re anywhere near Ann Arbor, you can borrow mine. Sleeves may be a little long, but no one looks at that shit here.
I’ll even throw in my silk scarf.
Gawd, that journal news thing pisses me off
PJ – Good tune.
Just go to a restaurant Dave. Just inside the door you will find a big room full of free coats.
*wishes I had galoshes*
It’s snowin there. Sonsabeetches. You ever see me drive in snow? I suck at it.
Hahahaha
Scott, you’ll go straight to hell if he does.
ahhh, thanks mcpo, it reminds me of like ABBA and schtuff
I’ll even throw in my silk scarf.
Does it match your skirt?
That’s a general rule in the north. If you see a license plate south of Missouri, give them an extra mile of spacing. They are bound to run into something, or spin out.
If they are in a 4WD vehicle, make it 2 miles.
Mcpo has never said “Good tune” to me.
FREE COATS!
My warmest coat is a lined Fender bomber jacket, but I can’t wear that with a suit. I’ll wear my long black wool coat. It isn’t really designed for real winter but it’ll keep the wind out of my shorts.
The weather wind.
Not now that Teresa sent me a new one.
Goddammit, i thought I was all set.
NE v. Baltimore
That means the Ray Lewis stories will have a local flavor for wiserbud.
Pick up some Under Armour thermal thingies.
They make a big difference, relatively cheap, and you don’t look like a dork.
scott is wise. Warm junk is happy junk.
>> and you don’t look like a dork.
Underpants can’t fix that.
All serial aside, I’m just making noise. I’ll be going from a car to a building and a hotel to a restaurant. I won’t die.
Scott is right, Under Armor doesn’t make you look like a dork.
It does make you look like a tool, though.
I’ll be going from a car to a building and a hotel to a restaurant. I won’t die.
Just wait until that stiff wind blows up your long wool coat like Marilyn Monroe.
Your long black wool coat is perfect. Throw a white silk (or wool) scarf on, and you’re set.
Warm junk is happy junk.
Isn’t that in a song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fhxiAHeYs8
PJ, I just saw your photo on bike.
About that question of yours, ‘Who wants me’……..
Just grab something warm at the restaurant then. I don’t know why they give away coats. I should ask Car in if her place does it.
Moths try to eat my woolen stuff.
Fuck moths.
About that question of yours, ‘Who wants me’……..
omg, you’re selling me off, aren’t you? is this part of some sort of Indian sex slave scam?
>> Throw a white silk (or wool) scarf on, and you’re set.
Did I use tongue when we kissed?
I think not! Good day sir!
I said good day!
PJ, we Indians would never stoop to make a sex slave of anyone.
We are slaves of sex though. Look at our population.
is this part of some sort of Indian sex slave scam?
…second time I fell for that this week…
What’s the opening bid on the pretty eye?
(Happy to see ya PJ!)
I bid 30 Quatloos!
Or a $1 Trillion Platinum Coin!
3 $1 Triilion Platinum Coins!
*Looks down*
What luck!
I’ll raise you $20.
because if it’s a sex scam, I’m totally in!
howdy tomswifty!
1 Babe Ruth rookie card and a Baby Ruth candy Bar!
Hey PJ!
I bid 1 Iludium Pu-36 Space Modulator
we want to buy your women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvZgwtpPmLY
Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2013 7:40 pm
PJ’s sister is a hawtie and funny as hell to boot!
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If she’s a hawtie, why would you boot her?
Women are a burden. Ought to get paid to take ‘em in.
Did anybody snap a photo of anybody else getting out of a car with no underpants on today?
Did anybody snap a photo of anybody else getting out of a car with no underpants on today?
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Does is count that I wasn’t wearing underwear?
Girlfriend just left. And no, not running and screaming and trying to dial the cops. Nice kid.
Leon sets himself up for the ‘Splain Yourself of the night comment.
I’m done bringing people food for the day.
Resist the temptation, Roamy.
aww… *hugs rocket chick*
I’m sure your boy was the gentleman.. even when he was giving you the MOM vibe, heh.
Carin, can I have a NY strip, well done? And answer the phone please.
Rocketboy’s girlfriend asked if it was okay to bring a drink into the living room before doing it, and she brought her supper dishes to the sink as I was cleaning up. You and I were taught to do that (or else!), but it’s nice to see more than one in the next generation behave properly. Some of Mini-me’s friends are little shits in the manners department.
I’m not bringing anyone anything.
And get me a beer.
Leon sets himself up for the ‘Splain Yourself of the night comment.
Shhhh, they might catch on.
Children should be seen and not heard.
*brings carin a case of schlitz* cuz I lurves her
Children should be seen and not heard.
someone needs to have a little chat with my kids
Oh my. She wanted you to know she had manners.
Goodness! I am impressed.
I was often guilty of impressing the mom of a girl. It was easy cause my Mobile born Alabama mom smacked those manners into me.
How is this game supposed to work?
http://flic.kr/p/dES7AC
Roamy, tell Rocketboy to not lose this one. She sounds like a keeper.
Chief, tell your son to take good care of this one. She looks like an angel.
Car in! Does your restaurant have a room full of free coats by the door?
awwwwwww baby girl I just want to tickle her feets.
Tushar, tell your kids to…hold on a sec…
*flips through book by Bill Cosby*
…get you a Jello Pudding Pop. Flizzm-flazzm.
Cutie pie, MCPO! When do you get to see her again?
I want to rub a balloon on DGs head.
Car in! Does your restaurant have a room full of free coats by the door?
ooooh! I could use a new coat!
Roamy – In May.
May is TOOOOOO far away. We need more DG pics.
*laughs at oso’s “balloon rubbing thingy”*
What oso said.
**works harder on teleport machine**
Is that teleporty thing funded?
Dave, yes, under “green energy concepts”.
Hey, roamy, did you know the woman who was the Jeopardy champ for a few days this last week? She works at NASA in Huntsville.
mcpo’s grandbaby is freaking ADORABLE!!!!!!!! the hair on that head cracks me up
Green energy concepts.. good. I like to think my government is spending wisely.
All serial aside, I’m just making noise. I’ll be going from a car to a building and a hotel to a restaurant. I won’t die.
Yeah, that’s what I said when I went to Fairbanks, Alaska.
“I won’t need an overcoat. I’m hardly gonna be outside..”
Then we went to an outdoor ice sculpture display. Woman who sold me the ticket said “Honey, don’t you have anything warmer than that suit coat to wear?”
“No, ma’am.”
“Oh, you are going to die…”
HAH.. I remember seeing something they called an ice fog, in Anchorage, years ago. I sniffed and my nostrils froze together.
We video chat with the kids. Yesterday, DG was grunting/laughing at me! The nerve!
From the comment stream at Aces, totally off-topic, but like that matters here:
http://tinyurl.com/b8e4lcd
OMG!
HaHaHa…
“Oh, you are going to die…”
MOM!!! WISER IS COMMENTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!
MOM!!! WISER IS COMMENTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!
not dead, but lemme tell you, typing with the remaining three fingers I did not lose to frostbite are a stone-cold bitch.
HAHAHAHAHA! Crispy’s story had me in tears.
*googles Amazon for winter boxers*
TOO LATE IT’S TOO LATE FOR MY BOYS
Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 13, 2013 9:48 pm
We video chat with the kids. Yesterday, DG was grunting/laughing at me! The nerve!
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Umm, if she was grunting, she was probably making you a “present”.
DiT, I’ve been through the Detroit airport a few times.
I bet you could buy some warm clothes there.
Hi Peej
Houston to Grand Rapids.
I’m just sillying y’all.. I’ll live. But this is why Texans don’t have “winter clothes”. The fuck would we need em for?
We NEEDS a new poat. This thing is slower than me reaching for my wallet at the bar!
the fuck.. the pool pump just came on. It’s 35 here!
NOOOOOOOOOO
I feel for ya Dave, and know what you are talkin about.
WTF WTF OVER?? IT’S GONNA FREEZE HERE TONIGHT.
Michigan has to be like, minus 40
Pepe and I have had sub-zero temps and high winds for days. I prefer snow. At least it is in the 30s with snow.
God, it probably didn’t even reach 70 here today.
//cuts Mexican landscaper
NEW POAT!!!
OKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMA….
It is 71 here X might get to 65 tonight
It was -3 in Minot
I have not heard yet they are slower than a hungover MCPO when his rascal’s battery is dead.
It was -3 in Minot
Lived in Minot for 3 years and Grand Forks for 4.
I’m never going back.
I’m never going back.
*Belatedly realizes how I may have tempted the fates.*
*Falls on knees and begs forgiveness.*
Hey, Geoff – c’mon over to the new poat; it’s got that fresh, clean smell….