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I denounce myself.
I feel like a stalker now.
(ban bees)
Back! *hands Mare the Courvosier*
Nah, I was kiddin, it’s E&J
At least two of those pictures violate the “less than 40% of the aereola showing” standard.
Also, that pony is definitely not wearing a bra or panties. I looked
twicemore than once.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MCPO!!!
Smoooooooch!
Wait, is this one of those Michael fake birthday deals?
Happy birfday MCPO! Look, I even shaved, and Roamy sprayed me with Febreze so I don’t smell so much of dead English scribbler.
Michael’s birthdays are not fake!!!
Leave him alone.
This poat needs more bees.
Specifically, boo bees.
How many birthdays in one year are we allowed to have?
Boobies(NSFApiaries).
Bouncing tits(NSFW).
Congrats on not dying for another year, Chief.
Thanks everyone! I added a much-needed video. . .
Nobody needs birthdays.
At least MCPO didn’t add this video.
http://bit.ly/rreGaC
George – Put down the LSD and back away slowly.
Put down the LSD and back away slowly.
It’s the only way I made it through last November.
The men don’t know, but the little girls understand. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIA1n5ng4Y
I wish MJ was here:
http://tinyurl.com/cxohf69
Steve Perry. The Napoleon of bad seventies ballads. The little bastard almost conquered the world.
I love this guy:
http://www.fotoblur.com/images/456020
Wow! Mare is looking good in those yoga pants!
Here’s some fun for MCPO’s birthday!
http://www.fotoblur.com/people/engledow
Mare on the job.
http://bit.ly/10pvfr9
Nobody needs that many birthdays.
Nor does anyone need full-auto birthdays.
Andrew Cuomo persuasively argues that no one needs more than ten birthdays to grow up.
Nobody needs that many birthdays.
“I do think at a certain point you’ve had enough birthdays.” –TFG
You joke, but the malthusians & eugenicists really do think that.
Happy Birthday MCPO.
Doesn’t look like you change a bit, except for a new watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LFjHo7Cdrw
Vs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-lRmVOGw3M
“I do think at a certain point you’ve had enough birthdays.”
–TFG
“Who are we to disagree?”
–IPAB aka Death Panels
Bathroom sinks in US come with a stopper so one can fill up the sink and do ….. something. I have no idea what.
Does any one use that stupid feature? And for what purpose that cannot be served by running water?
Bathroom sinks in US come with a stopper so one can fill up the sink and do ….. something.
Fill it with bean dip and have a bathroom party.
No birthday golf?
Does any one use that stupid feature? And for what purpose that cannot be served by running water?
Calgon, take MJ away!
If you shave in front of the mirror it’s easier to just run the sink half full than try to rinse your blade under a stream of water.
Obviously, I don’t use a straight razor. Sorry.
Tushar, it saves water when you’re shaving.
It’s for soaking delicates, Tushar. Before the invention of the washing machine ‘gentle cycle,’ there was the era of hand washing things in the sink.
I still stopper the sink, for certain potted plants that need a good warm water soak periodically.
Dave, my grandfather used to have a shaving mug like a real man because he wanted to save water. My dad and I just run the tap for a second every time we want to rinse. Filling up the sink is faggoty and weird IMO.
http://is.gd/cJlk0v
…or that shaving thing…I wouldn’t know about that. For chicks, it’s about Woolite and soaking the silkies.
Comment by scott on January 12, 2013 2:22 pm
Duck soup is delicious.
Laura, that one makes sense. But now that washing machines can wash lacy underthings, that stopper, especially in a bathroom sink serves no purpose other than making money for plumbers because the homeowner cannot unclog using a snake unless he is quite handy.
In sympathy with Tushar, as a man I’m wondering about the purpose of toilet lids. Why bother?
I use a shaving mug and a boar’s bristle brush. Fill the sink 1/3 to rinse the razor between strokes of the razor.
Chief, so what the hell do you use the mug for?
MCPO, my grandfather shaved that way too. And he had a ‘safety razor’ that took those two-sided blades.
::shudders::
On a sleepover in my teens, I had to do my legs with that razor once. I lost seventeen quarts of blood. I had to be hospitalized for transparency.
The rumor is wiserbud has an unlicensed assault toilet and a full-auto sink. There oughta be a law.
Sponge bath using the sink. Also prewashing by soaking stained clothes.
Tushar, how are you today? Are you having a good day, or a bad day?
Wanna fight?
The mug is full of hard soap, Tush. First you wet it, and then you whisk the brush around in there to generate lather.
Tushar – You put shaving soap in the mug, dampen the brush and work up a lather. I use Paraso shaving soap, available from Amazon.
Hey, roamy, do you know the woman who’s won the last few games on Jeopardy? Her name is Kristin Morgan, and she works for NASA in Huntsville.
LauraW – Just bought my son his first safety razor. He remarked that he was re-learning to shave. Gladly, he’s not a hemophiliac!
The much is to hold the cake of soap that makes shaving lather. I’ve used that and the two-sided “safety” razor before.
I was in the ER next to Laura.
I want to bake a cake and it calls for 3 eggs and I only have two. I have unsweetened apple sauce and bananas, does anyone know the best substitute and how much?
The much is to hold the cake of soap that makes shaving lather
That reads like it came from engrish.com.
There is a whole store in the Gallaria Mall, near Dallas just for old time shaving.
Laura, I have no strength for a fight. I am already defeated. I have a wife and two kids who spent the whole week planning how to keep Dad occupied. Costco, Home Depot, unclog sink, go to the petting zoo and feed those damned ducks…..
I am trying to find some time to research, plan and build a great home theater system, but get no time for myself. Oh, whats the use? Like they will ever let me sit there and watch a movie for more than 30 seconds.
Do you have any flax seeds, Mare? They are a pretty good egg substitute.
Happy Birthday Master Chief! M’wah!! http://is.gd/KBGQOZ
Mare – Substitute an equal volume of spiced rum for the missing egg.
Mug.
Happy Birthday Chief! And many more I hope.
>> Filling up the sink is faggoty and weird IMO.
Fuck you, water waster!
Cyn – Thanks! Miss Gomez is a beautiful young lady.
I had safety razors and used em until 1984 or so. Them things are dangerous.
Learned to shave on one of em. Back when I had two whiskers.
In India, hard shaving soap comes in a little round plastic container of it’s own. You open the lid, and start using a wet brush. No need for a mug.
TGSG – Thanks.
Tushar – Take your laptop into the bathroom and lock the door!
The texture won’t suffer much. Just beat the eggs for 5 minutes & add an egg’s worth of some other wet stuff. Alternately, separate the whites & make meringue, & then add that in gently after you’ve mixed up the rest.
If the recipe won’t be harmed by a little vinegar, you can also substitute a little mayo.
More presents for MCPO:
http://tinyurl.com/d5zbb34
Aw. Tushar needs some solo time in the Man Cave.
>> No need for a mug.
Here it was a round disc, that fit inside a mug. You wet the brush and foamed it up, then applied to your ball sack.
Wait, I meant your face.
ok wait…
shit
In India, hard shaving soap comes in a little round plastic container
Why do you want to kill the planet Tushar?!
Yeah, I do Lauraw, how do I do that?
Thanks for the help, H2!
I thought those fifteen-blade monstrosities were just marketing crap until I used this Hydro safety razor from Gillette or Schick or someone, with four blades. Man, this thing is great. But four cartridges cost a dozen clams at Targét.
I wonder if it can shave a gorilla.
You wet the brush and foamed it up, then applied to your ball sack.
*reminds self to avoid DiT’s barber*
Yeah, I use the four blade gillette thingy. Makes my legs smooth!
Mare, just save the eggs and some time by taking your EBT card to…
*looks around furtively to see if Beasn is here*
…Walmart, where you can get a cake. When you’ve eaten about 3/4 of it…
*looks around again*
…take what’s left of it back, tell them the frosting was the wrong color, and demand cash. No fuss, no muss.
http://www.care2.com/greenliving/flaxseed-egg-substitute.html
Huh, thanks Laura, I’m going to do that.
Sean, is there anything grosser than Beasnsns stories about the scum at Walmart (of which I am a shopper)?
That is a very distracting set of pictures, Mare. Incredible.
Wow, Mare; those photos are really amazing.
…take what’s left of it back, tell them the frosting was the wrong color, and demand cash. No fuss, no muss.
HAHA! You would make a great villain, Sean.
You would make a great villain, Sean.
You mean he’s not already?
Flax seed? I can’t do that anymore
What happens, Dave, you pull a Roker?
Nah,, I have no more seed IYKWIMAITTYD
Ohhhhhhhhh. Gotcha Dave.
Cyn, aren’t those pictures breathtaking?
Not all of my jokes can be gems.
Really amazing pics… there are so many that would make phenomenal wallpapers.
UConn is beating Notre Dame. 8 minutes to go.
HAHa…Dave, how do you think I feel?
Nice shot mare.
http://tinyurl.com/cueg2kl
*runs away and hides for another 3 months*
That wasn’t mare. That was some fat ki–ohhhhhhhhh.
Rosetter!
L- R
Mare – Rosetta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6vgS_veb6A
*runs back*
Have you seen this picture of mare’s gynecologist?
http://tinyurl.com/afj8avm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MCPO!!
You don’t look a day over infinity.
*sets Sean’s house on fire*
*runs away again for 3 months*
Yeah, you’d be really scary if you could get your fat ass up in less than an hour:
http://tinyurl.com/cpgqwaq
>> HAHa…Dave, how do you think I feel?
When I meet you I will judge for myself.. until slapped.
Only Rosetta would be so stupid as to do this after prom:
http://tinyurl.com/cxl5wjq
L- R
Mare – Rosetta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6vgS_veb6A
That made me LOL.
DAMMIT!! Henry’s awake. Nap time is over.
I’ll see you faggots later.
*puts on haz-mat suit*
Like Rosetta can run.
I find your lack of
faithHenry pics disturbing.Tied with a minute to go….omg omg omg omg
Notre Dame has not lost at home since 1/14/2012, to UConn.
Beat them again! HA HA HA
Have you seen this picture of mare’s gynecologist?
http://tinyurl.com/afj8avm
(gynecologist not to scale)
Are you ready for some football?
I’m ready for football!
Happy Birfday Chief!
L to R
Pup, Mare
http://tinyurl.com/a4yvvoe
Who is responsible for me having to listen Shannon ‘mushmouth’ Sharpe try to do an interview?
*mute*
Awww…so cute.
Oh boy! Dan Dierdorf color commentary!
http://tinyurl.com/bzhvopl
Lauraw, the flaxseed worked perfectly. Thank you.
Dave digs chicks, and the chicks dig Dave.
Except for a few days a month.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/lauraww/Davegirls.jpg
HAHAHA…good one pups.
Excellent, that’s awesome Mare! I’ve never actually tried it myself, ha ha ha
Kill me now.
Nice special teams play Baltimore….jeez
Nice special teams play Baltimore….jeez
For fuck’s sake, I think I’ll be adding that comment all day for this game
Why you…….
Pro tip, It says 1 TBS ground Flax to 3 TBS of water. Unless you want wrists like xbrad (you’ll be mixing them by hand for hours to make it jelly like) add more ground flax than that.
Hotspur? Do you need chicken soup?
Yeah, I’ve managed to get the flu close on the heels of a fucking cold.
Hotbride is wearing a surgical mask.
Hee. But I knew it would work, Mare. Flax gel is awesome stuff. You can even make hair gel out of it.
Happy Birthday, MCPO.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbf0b8bcecce4cfaab18c1d4af0d09cd/tumblr_mfwq0sIwoi1qh6pbfo1_500.jpg
I hope you had as nice of a day as we had here, 65 degrees. Beautiful. Drove around with the windows down.
Sorry, Hotspur, that sucks. If I were your neighbor I would leave hot chicken soup on your step, ring the bell, and run away.
*sprays Lysol around hysterically*
Hotspur, hang in there man. Chicken soup is on the way, IV drip. This is a suck year for flu. I’m praying I dodge that bullet.
Mini meatup!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e424dc9bcab3b32ae50ffe5f0eb3cbb0/tumblr_mgemm5Lisl1qdlh1io1_250.gif
Mini meatup!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e424dc9bcab3b32ae50ffe5f0eb3cbb0/tumblr_mgemm5Lisl1qdlh1io1_250.gif
I don’t know what’s going on here, but it made me laugh so I like it.
>> Except for a few days a month.
HAH. Three of them can take down any man.
Lord I know.
WTF?
Is the NFL trying to get Rayray to the Superbowl?
Grocery shopping is done for the week. It was surprisingly nice.
Cashier: Come over here. My lane is open.
Me: Uh. I think I have too many items.
Cashier: That’s okay, honey. The only thing I know how to count is money.
And I bet nothing melted on the way home.
Happy Birthday MCPOLD!
You’re a good boy, Pups, a real hard worker:
http://tinyurl.com/c5r3znb
http://25.media.tumblr.com/add100923b8d8b72c1cbcacf63d63226/tumblr_mgf2wbI7BM1qzcv7no1_500.jpg
Dusk falls over the woods. The birds and squirrels have gone to their beds.
Mom!! Hotspur is talking in metaphores again!!
It’s a fever dream….
He needs an ice bath and a Tylenol suppository STAT
What do you use a metaphor?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/876efc9bac25bceab619441abcccdc67/tumblr_mge9ybUWU71qawxr6o1_500.jpg
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/161401/
Had a day in my nice warm shop planned. Unfortunately, some cattle got in the wrong pasture and we had to ride out and get them. 27 degrees and a light breeze when we left, 22 degrees and 25 mph wind by the time we got back. No fun at all.
No hat, all cattle, Pepe?
pepe, you riding ATV’s, horses or trucks?
Is this a Hostage?
http://tinyurl.com/cgn35ox
MJ took that picture.
Riding horses. Not as cold as ATVs, but not warm.
Mare, it’s a nice pic, but I honestly thought you wore your hair a bit longer.
I want to,but I am scared of complaining about the shart header photo. Last time I complained about the same butt adorning the header for a few days, we got TTT. I dont want a Smelly Shart Saturday.
HA! Good one, Scott.
Xbrad, shut your face before I stick you in a room for 24 hours with Lena Dunham.
http://weknowmemes.com/2013/01/my-girlfriend-wishes-i-could-see-things-from-her-point-of-view/
Mare, I’ve done worse.
Deirdorf looks like a troll.
Mare, I’ve done worse.
Do tell:
http://tinyurl.com/ahebfmq
Herself made my favorite for dinner, spaghetti and meatballs with homemade garlic bread and a salad. Yum-MEE!
Jimbro, leave your PoL pic out of this.
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZJX6k
I nappeted.
THE COLD FRONT IS HERE AND I HAVED TO GRILL STEAKS
But she puts out….
Got my new meat thermometer yesterday. Have a roast in the oven cooking now. Was going to cook outside, but didn’t get back from moving cattle in time, plus it’s 19 degrees and windy out there. Roast is up to 104 degrees inside. This will beat my wife’s roast jerky technique, I’m sure.
So, who else is having Devilsfood cake with double fudge frosting for dessert tonight?
Was your oven off?
Yes Scott, oven is set at 205, and is actually 235. I tried for 225, but it finally stabilized at 235, and I think that’s close enough. We’ll let it get to 120 and then nuke the outside. I’m trying to follow the Amazing Ribs outline, but was out most of the day, so it’s not perfect.
My oven is ON.
Tomorrow I smoke briskets. I think I’ve figured out how to keep the heat down and also block the fire.
WISH ME LUCKS
It didn’t get anywhere this time, but don’t think these idiots aren’t really thinking about this:
http://tinyurl.com/cxtbhvf
He’s been doing it for decades, Mare. It will never get out of committee.
Brisket in the Winter? Brave man.
Do all of you realize that Archer’s new season starts next week? Is this a great country or what? Except for the fucking communists that are trying to ruin it, of course.
We don’t have winter like you have winter Scott.
MJ hanging out with his buddies
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/05/the-little-a-team/
Why is every tiny url link leading me to the same page?
Mare gets all the hot chicks.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/hoers_hug.jpg?w=337
“a” is for achondroplastic
Pups, I’ve always loved that picture.
One first down and this game is over.
I am happy for Manning.
Perfect steakses!
Groceries: shopped for
Slackware: Installing at this moment
Patching jeans: In progress (sewing denim makes my paddies hurt)
Dave is really cooking the bass on this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdjllsV-g3M
May need to rethink that Scott.
Payton has 31 seconds. That may be enough.
Slackware?
HA. I don’t know how the hell that just happened.
Denver doesn’t want to win.
Um, you may want to rethink that Mare.
Wait, I thought Payton Manning was made for moments like this? What the heck?
Um, you’re right Scott. What in the world?
I thought the game was over about 2:40 seconds ago.
HAH. OT
Slackware Linux. It’s Linux for the techno-masochist.
Roast came out pretty good. Not perfect, but much better than usual. Burp…………’scuse me.
Ah! I may actually take my first baby steps into the world of Linux later tonight.
LOL.
Well done on the header pic/tag line.
What’s wrong with it?
Please someone shut Deirdorf up. I beg you.
Cool beans, Xbrad. Unless you already have a flavor picked out, I would recommend Kubuntu as a good baby step.
Jeff Emanuel @jeffemanuel
RT @bengreenman: I’d make a joke about the Denver secondary, but it would probably go over their heads.
http://imgur.com/gallery/XfUWZ
A little too much rub on the outside. Cut was a little too lean. The broiler in the oven took too long to sear the outside, so I got an over-done part in the interior, instead of just a narrow crust.
Happy Birthday Master Chief!
Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on January 12, 2013 8:15 pm
Please someone shut Deirdorf up. I beg you.
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You mean captain obvious? Jesus, when he starts reading the notes on the screen it’s pretty ridiculous. The sad thing is that this is CBS number 2 team.
I’m guessing there is some sort of sporting event going on. Cricket? Full-contact chess?
brisket is rubbed, chillin. Tomorrow we cook!
*it’s a small one. .fat side of the flat and the point up*
sheeeee-it.. it’s gettin cold here now
Oh my poor Broncos.
I have mostly used Ubuntu, but Kubuntu is nicer. Go for it Brad.
You can try it out without messing with your PC:
1 download and burn to a CD or DVD
2 change the boot sequence of your PC to boot first from CD
3 pop in the cd/dvd and restart
Wow, that was something.
They gave it away Geoff. Taking a knee with 30 seconds left was dumb.
Another week of Ray Lewis stories.
Faaaawk.
Sorry about your team, Geoff. I really wanted anybody but Baltimore to win.
I’m just downloading ubuntu on my mostly dead old netbook. It’s installing right now. We’ll see how it works. As long as it doesn’t burst into flames, it’ll be OK.
The sad thing was that I never got to see any of it, since I’m in the office. I had to follow the play-by-play notes from the NFL, and just imagine what all those spectacular plays must have looked like.
silly of them to take a knee and duke it out in OT
Office on Saturday night Geoff?
I did not get the knee at 31 seconds either. You’re Payton Manning, move it into field goal position, win the game, done. I think they had a time out left too.
Yeah, I’m in Boston until Wednesday. It’s proposal time, so I’m spending the weekend in the office.
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!
http://tinyurl.com/9whzrnl
Did anybody flick a booger at anybody else today?
I spend half my life on proposals now.
Aṅgrējī mām̐ kamīnē, āpa yaha bāta karatē haiṁ?
Jeebus, heartbreaker of a game. Silly Payton.
*gouges out his name in my Mrs. Payton Manning Diary*
I haven’t seen them go to a long, lingering “reaction” shot of Ray Lewis yet during the GB/SF game.
I sure hope they do more of that. It really isn’t an NFL game without long, lingering shots of Ray Lewis.
I really wanted anybody but Baltimore to win.
ditto.
WTF, Pupster! Where did you get that from?
In slow mo.
Denver got what they deserved. They voted for this.
Fox was stoned.
http://tinyurl.com/d44fko3
Pupster, although that translation is all wrong, I think you tried to translate:
“English,motherfucker! Do you speak it?”
It was supposed to be “English, Motherfucker…do you speak it?” in Hindi.
I can only image how google translated it.
Denver got what they deserved. They voted for this.
The Ravens also got the benefit of a couple of really sketchy calls by the refs towards the end.
Ah, well then.
Message received, I see.
I am a sales guy this week. Again.
I likely suck at it, but I know how to listen to the customer’s pain point, and align our capabilities to solve it.
I saw Mrs. Payton Manning Diary open for the Butthole Surfers back in ’08.
I am a sales guy this week. Again.
playing golf and getting drunk at 3 in the afternoon?
Comment by geoff on January 12, 2013 8:49 pm
Oh my poor Broncos.
*tosses Geoff a tube of IcyHot*
“I am a sales guy this week. Again.”
Clients to lunch, golf, dinner…..the stress must be unbearable.
That SF cheerleader pick is your best ever, Dave.
She is gorgeous.
Happy b-day from me and mrs. wiserbride, MCPO
^ What Pup said. Wow.
Unless the clients like to fish or hunt then Dave has to take them fishin and huntin.
The social / marketing part of the sales gig is pretty easy. I think Dave is probably reading 80 page RFP’s and writing 97 page proposals.
That SF cheerleader pick is your best ever, Dave.
I’m withholding judgment until I can see her elbows.
Wow, Brett Favre is having a really
badaverage day so far……Thanks, Wiser. Give the lovely Mrs. Wiser a chaste peck on the cheek for me.
ain’t she purty?
She reminds me of humpdy.
The crazy thing about this coming week, apart from the who knows what the fuck the weather will be like in Michigan, is that the guy who’s actually supposed to be the sales lead has no idea how to do it.
I’ve sold more software and services than he has in his 13 budget. So he’s kind of desperate.
Happy Birthday, MCPO! I hope your next solar orbit brings plenty of golf and fun.
Wow. Tim Tebow took the Broncos as far as Peyton did. Now, I just need The Killer to lose next weekend.
Give the lovely Mrs. Wiser a chaste peck on the cheek for me.
she slapped me.
you sunuvabitch
Expect blizzard. You can always take off layers.
Wiserbud is going to have to become a Patriots fan. HA
Oops, wrong cheek!
wiser, give her a smooch from me.
Geoff – Thanks!
She reminds me of humpdy.
She once got busy in a Burger King bathroom?
*bear hug*
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5m2svS56J1rwcc6bo1_250.gif
the guy who’s actually supposed to be the sales lead has no idea how to do it.
*cough
wiser, give her a smooch from me.
She looked at me and laughed. and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Not sure what that means……
Wiserbud is going to have to become a Patriots fan. HA
never happen. Never, never, never.
She once got busy in a Burger King bathroom?
Oooo dammit earworm!
heh.. that’s my girl
Thanks for the hug, Pups!!!
Happy B’Day, chief! Another orbit around the sun on the “Right Side” of the dirt!
You youngsters have all the fun…
She is pretty.
But I still love the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders cover of Call Me Maybe.
I watch that pretty often.
Wiser, give Mrs. Wiser a fist bump from me.
Her fist. Your nose.
Methinks wiserbud doth protest too much.
http://tinyurl.com/9328vxg
Pupster,
FORBIDDEN!
so, anyone listen to the radio show today?
I’m getting closer and closer to being an actual participant in the show.
The host prefers to keep it more optimistic when it comes to the economy, which makes sense since he’s basically doing the show to pimp his corporate real estate biz.
So he has a local lawyer in today. Fat, arrogant, smarmy…. typical lawyer. He shows up with his 9 year old granddaughter. I offer them water, I am very nice to his granddaughter, basically making them comfortable before they go on the air.
We chat while we’re waiting for his segment. He asks me if the host is a conservative. I say “We’ve never discussed our political beliefs, but based on some of what he was saying this morning, I think he may lean conservative.”
He then asks about me. I say “I’m a registered Republican and consider myself to be a Conservative.”
He raises his eyebrows and says “really?” You seem too nice to be a Republican.”
I almost told him to FOAD. But instead, I laughed and said “yeah, Democrats have done a great job of misrepresenting who Republicans really are over the last few years. We really need to fix that.”
Found out later that he is a player in the CT Dem party.
Of course, considering his douchtastic remark to me, I can’t really say I’m surprised.
All the best gif are forbidden. FORBIDDEN!!
Her fist. Your nose.
She would never even THINK to damage this perfect nose.
Your junk then.
It’s not forbidden. You must be behind with your Pupster dues.
Your junk then.
different story there…
http://tinyurl.com/9328vxg
Take off the “http://” and it is no longer forbidden.
WTF?! Every frigging tinyurl takes me to that stupid Journey/Tard cat link!!!?!
Or just click on Puppeh’s tinyurl. Either way.
No, YOU’RE FORBIDDEN!
You are supposed to blow the candle out, Chief. Not stomp it out.
http://imgur.com/gallery/63cWg
Okay, funny line from Simpsons teaser:
“When I found out that shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I lost all interest.”
What’s it been, 9 years since the last good one?
They played the Monorail episode on our local affiliate today. What a brilliant episode. So prescient.
Sounds like a very special birthday treat from your computer, Chief. Or teh AIDS on your machine.
Don’t stop believing, Chief.
Hold on to that feelehehing.
WTF?! Every frigging tinyurl takes me to that stupid Journey/Tard cat
link!!!?!
Stop trying to click on the link with your cigarette pack
*Found out later that he is a player in the CT Dem party.*
==================================
Time for an audit, unexpectedly
What’s it been, 9 years since the last good one?
My brother and I actually sat down once and figured out that it jumped the shark here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701050/
Pretty much downhill since then.
Kapernik keeps running like that, he’s not gonna be a quarterback for very long.
Sean, I love that episode! I have 3 Simpson’s Soundtracks on my iPod.
He’s not getting hit Wiserbud, not much anyway.
RGIII should be taking notes.
Pretty much downhill since then.
have to take your word for it, but that sounds about right. scott and I were talking about it earlier this week. I think it was when Conan O’Brien left.
I also think it was when they decided to make Lisa a vegetarian. Suddenly it was “all message, all the time”
Death knell for any show.
He’s not getting hit Wiserbud, not much anyway.
All it takes is one.
And stupid Manning. What the hell was he thinking with that pass?
NOW I HAVE TO WATCH MORE RAY LEWIS, YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!!!
RGIII.. unstable knee. Do not run on this.
http://www.wfsb.com/story/20539156/police-investigating-assault-at-south-windsor-business
We need to outlaw ummm… we need to do SOMETHING™!
RGIII.. unstable knee. Do not run on this.
Better listen to him. He’s in premed.
Oso, are any of your Simpsons soundtracks cover songs?
Anyone ever notice that when one quarterback starts doing well in a game, to Joe Buck, they are the greatest quarterback that has ever stepped onto a football field and we are basically watching a future Hall of Famer in action?
I ain’t no star QB, but I do know something about an unstable knee
Whenever they say “not random” it’s drugs.
Happy Birfday to me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3hFcbWc8-g
XB, Simpsons music is original; South Park does covers. Mostly.
Whenever they say “not random” it’s drugs.
Lucky for them S. Windsor is a gun-free zone.
We clearly need pipe control.
for MCPO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6C7QgSUW7g
S Windsor is not gun free.
It’s rednecky.
We clearly need pipe control.
I thought pipe control was making sure you could keep it lit during lunch break on a windy school day.
I can remember being in some part of Hartford many moons ago wishing I’d had a gun. I did find a great Chinese restaurant though, so there’s that.
wiser–Conan was actually only involved for a couple of years. He left tot Late Night in 1993. There were actually about four more good seasons after that.
S Windsor is not gun free.
Well there’s your problem right there. If only the auto shop were a gun-free zone, this wouldn’t have happened.
Which season did Bush 41 move across the street?
There were actually about four more good seasons after that.
after 23+ years, it’s all a blur. I just remember the good episodes and stare wistfully off into the near distance……
I can remember being in some part of Hartford many moons ago wishing I’d had a gun
look, How many more times do I need to apologize and tell you that I thought you were winking at me?
Geez…… let it go already…..
I’m too lazy to get up and see when I stopped buying the DVDs
The teenagers that killed my cousin smothered her with a pillow.
Which season did Bush 41 move across the street?
http://tinyurl.com/agv8km8
Hmm, Kubuntu interface is different
look, How many more times do I need to apologize and tell you that I thought you were winking at me?
I was winking at you. It was the scary non-white gang-looking dudes behind you that had me worried.
Woot!
Finally found my HDMI cable AND have a laptop AND a television that have slots.
///queues up all 167 episodes of One Tree Hill.
The teenagers that killed my cousin smothered her with a pillow.
You need to speak before a Congressional committee re: pillow control….
It is critically important that your POV be considered in all future pillow control legislation…..
It was the scary non-white gang-looking dudes behind you that had me worried.
that was my posse.
You always said you wanted to see my posse.
Which season did Bush 41 move across the street?
Season seven. Almost exactly 17 years ago.
It takes a surprising amount of time and disk space to back up 1100 odd books.
Oh, Green Bay, why do you wound me so?
*channels Hotspur
did you try backing up any even books?
I wonder if Kapernik is a Christian?
Hahaha. I have up to Season 6 then.
Funny, I’d have sworn it was my posse you wanted to see.
Which season did Bush 41 move across the street?
IMO, that was a dumb episode. When they started getting obnoxious with their BS. One might actually be able to make the case that that’s when the “vilify and ridicule the right in MSM outlets” started.
*considers submitting request for funding for study of this idea….
Funny, I’d have sworn it was my posse you wanted to see.
Well, you did say that if I showed you mine, you would show me yours….
I’m thinking there may have been some confusion….
*changes diary name to the Mrs. Aaron Rodgers Diary*
*changes diary name to the Mrs. Aaron Rodgers Diary*
aaaaaaaaah fuck.
gee, thanks, Cyn.
Thanks a lot.
**changes name to Aaron Rodgers**
Wha?!??!!
*checks calendar, sees it’s my week;curses under breath incessantly*
*scribbles out diary name to All The Great Things About Wiserbud Diary*
The best scene ever was the Stonecutters and their song.
And my damn Broncos just cost me $20,000.
Reframe that as a positive for Liberal Leanings in Popular Media and you may get a grant to study your beliefs.
I LOL’d Xbrad. You can cross off January!
Well, the $20,000 I was going to win next week when I took the Patriots and gave 30 points.
Stonecutters!!! I had a computer game that had several hidden keys in the Stonecutters building. I love the Sherry Bobbins episode too.
OUCH, G’Mo. Ouchie.
And my damn Broncos just cost me $20,000.
WTF?!?!?!?!
dude, you make waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much money if you are pissing away that kind of green on a stupid football game.
Especially if you didn’t realize that RAY LEWIS cannot lose in his final season.
Not if Goodall wants to live…..
I may have had a slight crush on Valerie Day back in the day…
http://tinyurl.com/b2f3l4r
The only reason they went after GHWB was that he badmouthed the show on the campaign trail, saying something like “We need more entertainment like The Waltons and less like The Simpsons.” I thought it was a funny episode.
I just remember being annoyed. I still watched for a few seasons afterwards.
I H8D The Waltons and Little House.
The best scene ever was the Stonecutters and their song.
Sorry, I disagree.
I liked the Stonecutters scene, but the greatest scene’s ever were either the Troy McClure clips or the Lionel Hutz stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoQFVVXV2s
I despised the Waltons.
Who’s Valerie Day?
I don’t know, once you do a montage its like a musician doing a cover, the show is over.
greatest Lionel Hutz moment ever:
Lionel Hutz: Now don’t you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I… uh-oh. We’ve drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word “kinda” with the word “repeatedly,” and the word “dog” with “son.”
cracks me up every time.
She’s no Valirie Night, that’s for sure!
Who’s Valerie Day?
aka Boy George
Phil Hartman episodes make me sad. What a talent. SNL too.
I don’t know, once you do a montage its like a musician doing a cover, the show is over.
you make a great point…..
*considers adding G Mohawk to list of “experts” on proposal
*realizes G Mohawk thinks in 10s of Ks
*Definitely adds G……
*without telling him…..
Who’s Valerie Day?
aka Boy George
Oh.
oooOOOoooh.
Valerie Day- Nu Shooz
http://youtu.be/v_Yx0X-eHn8
Amen on Phil Hartman, Oso.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pJlgz8l40A
love this. Made me laugh ’til I cried
His nephew worked for me at the time. Brutal.
Wiser, classic episode.
Wiser, classic episode.
In the early years, every single episode had multiple moments of brilliance.
Over the last 10 or 12 years, it’s been once or twice a season.
Can you imagine the great movies we would have had with Phil Hartman?
Did his wife get jailed for a long time?
nice. Packers just gave the Niners the game.
excellent job, defense.
I don’t even watch anymore. Not even the Treehouse of Terror episodes. My brother even wore a Homer pin on his tux at my wedding, I was such a huge fan.
*turns off TV*
Night friends.
Wow, the Pack is getting Discount Double Bombed.
Fuckin’ Niners.
Did his wife get jailed for a long time?
I thought she offed herself too.
What a great loss. Hartman was brilliant. Newsradio. Simpsons. Classic SNL moments.
What a tragic loss.
Murder/Suicide. Dan is being an ass and starting with The Harbaugh Brothers crap.
Sweet dreams, Puppeh.
Drugs are bad. Mkay.
All drugs?? I’m asking for a friend.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Packers!
NewsRadio? With the (then) lovely Maura Tierney?
The Harbaugh Brothers crap.
*spits*
With that hot chick and that guy with the hair?
With the (then) lovely Maura Tierney?
and please tell me, exactly, when she stopped being hot?
She was lookin’ a little rough the last time I saw her in anything.
Cyn, he doesn’t believe it. He does it to piss me off. Latin temper.
Cyn, all drugs. Mr Mackey says so. Mkay.
I just googled her pic and she looks great. You need new glasses, Xbrad! Besides, what are you talking about… you’d still hit it.
http://www.picsdrive.com/contentimages/maura-tierney/maura-tierney-picture-45.jpg
http://www.picsdrive.com/contentimages/maura-tierney/maura-tierney-picture-45.jpg
still hawt
http://www.picsdrive.com/contentimages/maura-tierney/maura-tierney-picture-45.jpg
Yeah, I’d dork her in the squeekhole.
I thought she looked old on ER. Sharpens claws.
Two drinks. Three tops.
Much better Maura:
http://i2.listal.com/image/634538/936full-maura-tierney.jpg
Two drinks. Three tops.
well d’uh
Ha, the squeekhole? Well Happy Birthday MCPO!
http://i2.listal.com/image/634538/936full-maura-tierney.jpg
And now I hate pupster even more.
One if we’re talking tequila.
One if we’re talking tequila.
wiserbud ♥ cyn
One, tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, FLOOR! (Not really. Google Joe Nichols)
Yeah, baBEE!
Wonder if any defenses will show up tomorrow?
fuck
Not really.
Yeah; really.
Okay, well first, singing and dancing on the table, and THEN hitting the floor. But only one time did that happen.
this post-season really sucks.
But only one time did that happen.
best. meat-up. ever.
Had I played pick ‘em, I’d have lost both of today’s games.
Harbaugh Voodoo Dolls Wanted.
Cyn, ONE tequila? Really?
best. meat-up. ever.
HAHA! If only I had recollection. Tequila wipes the mind too. Clean!
HAHA! If only I had recollection. Tequila wipes the mind too. Clean!
which explains why none of us remember meating Mare.
It makes me pretty crazy, Oso. Yup: Pretty. Crazy.
Oh! Maura’s on The Good Wife with her erstwhile castmate Julianna Marguiles. Who’s also aged very nicely.
Cyn, I have a PHX itinerary. LOL
I don’t drink tequila.
Ever.
It makes me pretty crazy, Oso. Yup: Pretty. Crazy.
*ships this to Cyn.
*plans trip to wherever the fuck Cyn lives
Maria’s in Santa Fe has a tequila bar. There is a NYNY casino bar that does as well. Jameson’s knocks me on my butt. Tequila…meh.
*invites osoloco and romaine and Maura Tierney
**doublechecks supersecret Hostage address list**
I can hook you up with her home address for $50.
Julianna Marguiles. Who’s also aged very nicely.
gag me.
She has never been attractive.
Ever.
Wonder what Xbrad thinks of Sara Sidle?
Julianna Marguiles has the most plastic, non movable face I’ve ever seen. Not a lot of emotional depth showing. Way too much botox.
Golf tomorrow. Guess I better hit the rack!
Why are they playing f’ing quotes from ray lewis? He had a crappy game. Got beat on every coverage, got ran over by some ball carriers.
Jorja Fox? She’s never been LH. But her castmate Marg Helgenberger was, and got a shitload of traffic.
But she was pretty much lookin’ old by the time she left CSI.
Win some money golfing, Birthday Boy!
I can hook you up with her home address for $50.
*cuts back on the tequila to pay for address..
*decides, instead, to order tequila for myself and forget about the whole thing
GMo. it is The Killer’s last season. Gotta represent, yo!
Patron will warm me nicely, thanks wiserbuns. It’s colder than fuck here! I just had to go outside to turn on our faucets to drip a little bit.
MCPO is so old, his faucet kinda drips a little all the time anyway…
*decides, instead, to order tequila for myself and forget about the whole thing
WAIT!! That’s medicinal now!
Yeah, she’s a fucking dog:
http://xbradtc.com/2010/05/24/load-heat-92/
I still have a crush on Bob Newharts wife from his first show. At the age she was at then of course.
http://xbradtc.com/2010/05/24/load-heat-92/
Oh, no, there’s no airbrushing to those. Nope. Not a bit.
Why are they playing f’ing quotes from ray lewis?
BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!!
Guaranteed: Ray Lewis retires…. comes back for just one more season.. then gets a gig on Fox Sports.
At which point, I stop watching Fox Sports.
I thought The Killer was already wrapped up for ESPN for next year. Bob Newhart’s 1st wife peaked in The Birds.
Jorja doesn’t do it for me. But I always felt bad about the girl she replaced.
Hey, we’re gonna cast you on the show most likely to become a hit this season, one that will place in the top 10 every week for an entire decade and see its stars become household names and rich and famous.
But we’ll kill you during the pilot.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921979/
Yeah, she’s a fucking dog:
yes.
yes she is.
always as been, always will be.
Happy birthday MCPO!!!
we really need a new fucking post up, my gawd, this thread is loooooooong
Suzanne Pleshette in The Ugly Dachsund. She was so attractive once.
But we’ll kill you during the pilot.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921979/
Now she’s stunning.
PJ!!!!!!!!!!
miss you, baby
Peej!!!!!
Suzanne Pleshette in The Ugly Dachsund. She was so attractive once.
her and Jill St. John.
ooooooooooooo…..
*thud
Jill St. John … she was okay.
Jill St. John … she was okay.
OKAY?
http://tinyurl.com/ak3qnmb
yeah… okay… I guess…..
PJMomma thinks this is long? She has no idea how lazy we are here.
Jill St. John…not very MMM. Just sayin’
OKAY?
http://tinyurl.com/ak3qnmb
yeah… okay… I guess…..
She’s no BBF.
This one is a bit longer than usual. We really should have a new poat
I said I was lazy like 80kabillion posts ago. New poat?
New Paota