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wakeywakey foist
I cooked two meals and loaded up my thermii. Now I get to drink my coffee.
Boooooo.
Morning.
Buenas dias, babosos.
Cat on a slide makes me giggle. Not quite like Afternoon Banana Pup.
thefuckisthatthing?
whichthing?
Second wakeywakey. In the waiting room getting my truck serviced and the teevee is on CBS. Piers Fuckhead Morgan spewed on and on about banning guns. I had to leave and walk around looking at the new cars.
*exhales loudly*
That’s always fun, Jimbro. I was in a waiting room once and some crap BS fake newsy shit came on tv. I walked over and changed it. I had two people thank me.
ESPN or GTFO
And speaking of TV, every single channel toward the lower end of the dial is showing the Oscar nominations.
Who.The.Fuck.Cares??
Times like these make me want one of those zappers to turn the tv off. And then another zapper that makes women take their tops off.
To be used for the good of mankind only, of course.
Of course.
Given the chance, I always turn it off.
Ga, I don’t know who gives a shit about that Cyn.
It’s nothing but a Hollywood self-love fest.
I don’t watch, and couldn’t care.
Gaa.
This exactly; it’s what he does ALL THE FREAKIN TIME:
“Last week, as the federal government bumped up against its $16.4 trillion debt ceiling, Mr. Obama demanded the ability to borrow still more. The president spun it this way: “While I will negotiate over many things, I will not have another debate with this Congress over whether or not they should pay the bills that they’ve already racked up through the laws that they passed.”
Bills THEY racked up?
“Which brings us to Mr. Obama’s point that Congress should “pay the bills that they’ve already racked up through the laws that they passed.” Congress can of course pass any spending bills it likes. But not a nickel is spent until someone signs those spending bills into law. Not only has Mr. Obama enacted every single destructive spending law of the past four years, beginning with his $800 billion-plus stimulus plan in 2009, but he has largely done so over the objections of the same congressional Republicans who are now resisting his desire for an unlimited debt-ceiling increase. “
From last night’s discussion of online ammo: I buy most of my ammo online except if I’m passing through Walmart and see what I want. They’re good for 9 mm FMJ practice ammo. Some of the sites I use are ammoman, ammo2go, luckygunner, palmetto state armory, brownells, cabelas ( not as often since they opened in Maine and I pay 5% sales tax). I haven’t looked since the current round of hysteria but they’ve been good sources in the past. pepe had a comment that I can echo: bad time to buy right now. I think when the bill comes due for all the guns people are buying there will be a secondary market by next Christmas. Or a second revolution. One or the other.
We should make Harry Reid pay personally for any bills in excess of the current debt ceiling. He’s why there’s no budget.
I’d love to start reloding, but all my old brass is berdan primer.
Thanks Jimbro.
It’s crazy out there right now. I don’t mean to add to the panic buying, I was already planning on firearms purchases for Christmas this year, I was shopping before and saw the price and availability changes after and HOLY SHIT!
VMAX – I got your email last night, I think you could probably go to a gun show/ swap meet and keep Zeke in kibbble for a while.
I’ll email you again after work tonight.
I talked with my older brother at thanksgiving this year post-election and mentioned I wanted a shotgun. I asked his opinion of pump vs auto, 12 vs 20 Ga and he said “yes”. As in, buy them all. I didn’t buy them all but I did get both types of 12 Ga and a load of buckshot ammo by the end of November. He put up with the AWB bullshit and knew from experience it was only a matter of time before the same BS.
Morning, innerwebtube aficionados!
Who is the person in the header?
Just had the cop breakfast – donuts and coffee.
I’m ‘working’ from home today.
Hotspur – That is Al “Shartter” Roker
It’s me, Hotspur. Them bullwhips finally came out.
Who is the person in the header?
Your biological mom.
Hey, Brew!
Brew! How’s your dueling scar healing up? *flashes double pitchforks*
‘sup Chief? How the peepers doing?
Hi Cyn!! *waves*
Everything healed nicely and I now have *fewer* chins then a Chinese phonebook.
Brew – Peepers are better and I’m almost over the flu!
ROR!
I’ve dodged the flu bullet so far *knocks on woody woodpecker*
RUR!
*knocks on woody woodpecker*
Keep that thing holstered, Mister!
Without comment. . .
http://tinyurl.com/aq7stb4
I giggled dammit…
http://imgur.com/9StzS
“Shart” is a word that never fails to make me grin like an idiot.
Hence, Al Roker=teh funny
I forget MCPO, did you take a flu shot this year?
Dave – No. First one I’ve missed in over 36 years! I was in Michigan when the clinic was administering them.
Without comment. . .
It’s her loss. Anyway, I hear Goofy has herpes.
Some friends of my mom’s both got the shots and 14 days later – sick.
I’m still sort of wrastling with getting one, especially since the Axeman has teh T1 diabeetus (he and this brother got the mist version up the nose).
Dumbasses: http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/01/adobe-almost-does-something-amazing-by-accident/
Crank this: http://youtu.be/Lvdfd26yssM
I dunno about the flu shot thing.
They keep pushing it on the radio, etc, but I’m skeptical that isn’t just big Pharma trying to cover their nut.
I think I’ve gotten one shot once, (when pregnant). and I’ve only rarely gotten the flu.
My ad got a shot, I’msure.
I dunno.
That’s even more interesting MCPO, I’m like you, been taking them for years. Missed it last year and got hammered.
I recall there are many differences of opinion on it here, which is cool. As long as all the ladies adore me, I’m good.
It’s interesting though, the con side seems mistrustful of it. The pro side is mostly “fuck, I don’t want the flu”.
AND right now (if you think it works) you certainly have a higher probability of it not helping, now that the outbreak is widespread. It’s only been 60-85% effective this year, and one of those factors will surely be “they guessed a little wrong on the coming strain” when they started making vaccine.
I must live under a fucking rock. I’ve never hear of Al Roker.
I’ve never contracted the flu in a year when I received the vaccine. maybe I’m just lucky. But, I can tell you this, it is a BAD year for flu here in PA. We are at 400% of last year’s reported cases already!
I have gotten the flu shot the last few years and have noticed a real reduction in how often I get sick.
Yeah, all you elderly people need to get the shot. You’re at risk.
*runs over Jay’s foot with my walker*
*coughs in J’Ames face* Really?
I’ve never gotten a shot. I think high blood alcohol works better.
I got the shot this year as a Christmas gift. Also, more than not wanting to get the flu, I want to avoid getting the flu and then giving it to Xmom.
My current employer requires the vaccine. There’s an opt out form that you can use though. Given the number of sick people crowding the hospital I’m glad I got it. No matter how many times you wash or gel your hands it only takes one “sufficient” exposure to make your life miserable for 2-4 weeks.
I’m one of those people: every year I’ve gotten the shot, I’ve gotten sick. I’m still torn though.
*goes to soak in a tub of Lysol*
OMG!!!
http://tinyurl.com/bf7ypm2
Raptor.
Yeah, Herself and I have been fighting off for more than 10 days. I still have a lung full of crud and feel like I took a really good ass-whupping.
It’s never 100% effective, for many reasons like I listed above. I can appreciate xbrads extra concern. We do it voluntarily here, and I think we get about 75% participation. There’s one kid I sent home yesterday, he was a mess. He didn’t get a shot this year.
Having had the actual flu, I know the difference between it and a bad cold, and it sucks. If you don’t interact with a lot of people your odds are certainly better.
Andy’s bit on the magical platinum coin this morning is a good ‘un
It’s true, you know.
http://tinyurl.com/bzfbr4t
Stolen from the hq, this is worth a watch:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/hysterical-invisible-driver-prank-freaks-out-drive-thru-employees-what-the-heck-is-going-on/
Do what better?
Wear lingerie – obviously!
Shart™ was pretty hot back in 2008-09. Good to see its brand hasn’t died out. Nothing like a Shart™.
I’m feeling ill just reading this thread. Never gotten a flu shot, haven’t had the flu since 2008 or so.
I’ve had the flu twice, once in college and once earlier this year. The crazy fever dreams and the chance to spend days hopped up on cough syrup are so worth it.
I found a pic of Mare on the beach in Hawaii. Lookin’ good, baby!
http://tinyurl.com/b4eqdtz
See Stark, I read your post and grinned….works every GD time
If you don’t interact with a lot of people your odds are certainly better.
*looks at Peaches*
Back off, bitch. Get your own cookie.
This post is excellent. And by excellent I mean it contains funny cat crap.
WINNER!!!
I just read that this years flu shot did nothing for the flu that is in outbreak as we speak.
HA! And here I was thinking, but for the chocolate, this poat was a POS!
“I’ve never gotten a shot. I think high blood alcohol works better.”
Alcohol is there nothing it can’t do?
Are you kidding, I just nominated this poat at the same place that gave Bill Clinton Father of the Year.
You’re a shoe in for Poat of the Century!
Ah, yeah, I remember that being Bush’s fault. Good times.
Oh, I screwed that link up. BUSH’S FAULT!
Every now and then Giuliani gets it exactly right:
Newsmax @Newsmax_Media
Giuliani Calls Obama’s Choice of Hagel, Brennan ‘Mind-Boggling’ http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/giuliani-hagel-brennan/2013/01/10/id/470810 … via @Newsmax_Media
Shouldn’t Boehner, Mcconnell, the committee heads and the Whip be shouting this also?
They are horrible pics.
Wow, is there anything they can’t blame on Bush?
Pathetic.
Whiners not leaders.
You’re a shoe in for Poat of the Century!
El3venty!!1!
Did you guys know that in 2007 John Edwards was Father of the Year from the same dip shits that gave Clinton the award?
That’s perfect! Bwahahahaha!
Dang, where are my manners?
Cyn, this is the [best|worst] post I have ever seen. I would [marry|kick] you, but I’m [too short|too short]. I nominate you for [a nobel peace prize|hell].
Alcohol is there nothing it can’t do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk
I read the headline about Clinton and realized my head would esplode if I read further. No spoilers please…I can’t bear it.
I’m kind of bummed I’m too stupid to understand the Platinum Coin deal.
Zip it, Stark! I know where the banhammer is kept!
>> I just read that this years flu shot did nothing for the flu that is in outbreak as we speak.
Well the only way to know that for certain is to wait until this outbreak has run its course. If everybody who took a shot and gets exposed gets the flu, then they’ll be right.
All we can do now is assess the people who have flu now, and ask em if and when they took a shot. That’s why you’re seeing “effectiveness” numbers that range from 59-80% at present.
*coughs on five phones at work*
If anyone here wants Chris Christie as the Republican nominee for President in 2016….YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!
*coughs on five phones at work*
HA!
I’m planning a trip to see my Mom. I live a pretty isolated life and I’m starting to wonder about getting on a plane with a bunch of germy people. I’ve never had the flu and I’ve never had the flu shot. Now that I’ve said that I’m fearful my words will draw the flu germs to my face.
Is Leon here? Would wearing a surgical mask help me on a plane? I don’t care how stupid I look….obviously nothing new.
Well however you feel about flu shots, this mofaku is widespread now in 41 states. I’d be scrubbin the shit outta my hands.
Also hold your breath.
My big plan was to never touch anything, stop breathing and stay in my home 24/7.
Seems legit.
Yes Mare, a mask will help.
http://tinyurl.com/axbsp63
Geegus, go spend the $25 and get a shot.
//very cute doctor gave me mine, and I only cried a little and she gave me a lollipop.
Wear the mask mare, and a burqa. You’ll breeze through the gropers and get a seat by yourself.
There is no particular reason I haven’t had the shots. I have no ideological thoughts on it. I’ve just been fortunate I think.
Yes Mare, a mask will help.
http://tinyurl.com/axbsp63
That’s an interesting Sarah Jessica Parker mask.
Why did that ex fat, black guy tell us he pooped his pants? Shouldn’t he be keeping that to himself? H2 poop stories are different, we expect that kind of deal.
Is it too far out to get fired up for a Gingrich/Christie ticket in 2016?
I’m dead to me too, now.
I always thought it was ‘shoo-in’.
Yes G, I’m going to put my “shoo-in” your ass.
I’m sorry, Cyn. You’re supposed to pick the bracketed word or phrase that you prefer there, apparently you read the version that I didn’t intend.
Unless you’re chinese, then its moo-shu in.
Ex: Mare sure can shovel the moo-shu in her pie hole.
Too soon?
HA! I just mentioned to my husband that I haven’t had Chinese food in a long time.
Moo-shu sounds good.
I just read that this years flu shot did nothing for the flu that is in outbreak as we speak.
Well, they sorta guess/predict what flu strain is going to be coming round.
If they guess wrong?
Well, they still have to sell those vaccines, so GET YOUR SHOT.
For the love of big pharma.
*gives Stark a DiNozzo on the back of the head for no reason*
Moo-shu sounds good.
Let’s order in.
It’s a bright sunny day in Bangor. Global warming can be good!
Its the Moo-flu you don’t want.
http://cuteoverload.com/2011/03/27/lets-visit-the-farrrm%E2%80%94ew/
Yes, but you didn’t get that strain. That’s all that counts.
Maybe in the far future they’ll have multi-strain vaccines which will then mutate & we’ll end up stuck with Molly Ringwald while we fight Matt Frewer in Las Vegas, or something.
Never had a flu shot, haven’t had the flu since the kids were young….20 yrs ago or so.
http://cuteoverload.com/2011/03/27/lets-visit-the-farrrm%E2%80%94ew/
Awwww
I apparently had the flu in late December, not a cold. I never had any stomach trouble, so I assumed it was a cold.
Immune now, shot would be redundant. 2 days on my ass, oh well.
I’m a hermit, so once the boy finished school, I don’t get sick too often. Have to meet some people today, and go to a WalMart, so I’m probably screwed……..
Molly Ringwald
I’d hit it. Yes, still.
Good for Wyoming lawmakers.
http://k2radio.com/wyoming-lawmakers-propose-gun-protection-legislation/
Stomach and “other troubles” is the icky norovirus. And from what I’ve heard, you only being down 2 days from the flu is damn good, Leon.
*begins plot to hose down the boys with Lysol when they come home from school every day*
I did have the high high fever, though, that wasn’t fun.
Is there a vaccine for Molly Ringwald?
Chris Christie … yet another in a string of NE RINO’s. Bleh!!!!!
Mare, a mask and rubber gloves would indeed help.
http://xbradtc.com/2012/05/28/load-heat-molly-ringwald/
Antibiotics ROCK -
(I had to wait 2 weeks before the Dr decided that maybe this wasn’t a virus after all)
FWIW, Mr. TiFW and DD#1 both had the flu shot; their flu was worst than mine was….
Back when I was cycling 100+ miles a week all Winter, I didn’t even get the sniffles. Now that I’m fat & lazy, though, I get sick every couple of months.
It doesn’t help that at parties I’m drinking the abandoned beers, but there’s no way I’m letting my alcoholism lapse.
Meh – your immune system is now older. Funny how the “experts” never seem to be able to make that connection, though…..
Greetings, animated gifs and hilarious cat pictures.
Is there a vaccine for Molly Ringwald?
I’ve got a vaccine for her, and the injector!
(psst, the “vaccine” is my semen, and the injector is my penis)
TMI!!!!11!
XBrad, I finally got around to catching up on some of my favorite blog haunts – KUDOS on your interview with Nick Searcy; that was ubercool!
TMI!!!!11!
There is no such thing as “too much information”.
I think TMI stand for “Talk More I . . . something”. So let’s hear more about these seamen & their pensiveness.
Protip for Alejandro de la Colorado:
You don’t have to explain your sexually perverted jokes around here.
We’ll get most of them and fake the rest.
Except for TiFW.
Very little of what I search for has any bearing on reality or good sense making.
I got a flu shot for the first time this year. I haven’t felt sick in the ensuing weeks. The downside is that I can’t seem to stop muttering about Judge Wapner.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/a5rbxzc
You don’t have to explain your sexually perverted jokes around here.
We’ll get most of them and fake the rest.
Explaining it was part of the joke. Obviously it failed. Or you all haven’t been drinking enough.
Or you all haven’t been drinking enough.
Word.
Or you all haven’t been drinking enough.
My bad.
The joke is like a penis: short, limp, & easily crushed.
StarkDickflosser, speak for your own penis.
Also, it’s like 2pm and I’m at work. As I am not Tony Stark, I am stone sober, as I should be.
The joke is like a penis: overly long, rock hard, & about to be tasted by a fellow prisoner.
*backs away from blog*
“Explaining it was part of the joke.”
I liked that part of the joke.
Very sophisticated.
Pups get back here and pass me a gif. Please.
We’re taking dick jokes to a new level today, huh?
Well, judging by what many of your wives have told me, using the words dick and joke in the same sentence is quite fitting.
Pups get back here and pass me a gif. Please.
Moar wine?
http://i.minus.com/iLoCoZkjaP7UQ.gif
“We’re taking dick jokes to a new level today, huh?”
It’s about time.
HAHAHAH…That may be your best one yet, pups!
Stories like this make me want to choke liberals. (Well, more than normal.)
http://annarbor.com/news/opinion/how-my-4-year-old-unwittingly-helped-me-process-the-newtown-tragedy/
Stories like this make me want to choke liberals. (Well, more than normal.)
So, Jenn McKee posts as Che Che on AOS?
Why didn’t they sit on the couch, and cry?
Moar wine?
http://i.minus.com/iLoCoZkjaP7UQ.gif
I say that just about every morning with my coffee.
Jennifer Carpenter is a hawtie.
Leon, how un-pc of you.
I like to think she’d take the compliment well, then swear at me and put lust into my heart.
As I recall from the little bit of Dexter I watched years ago, there is something a bit odd about the proportion of her waist and legs.
NTTIAWWT
Bed. Kicking. Crackers. Not gonna.
I liked that part of the joke.
Very sophisticated.
Thank you. I like to think I’m cultured. Unlike you filthy heathens, I wear a smoking jacket while watching porn and drink my Mad Dog with my pinky sticking out.
Why no, of course we’re not trying to feminize men. Why would you ask?
http://tinyurl.com/bx9qpdv
OH.DEAR.LAWDY.
That needs a NSFAE* warning, Mare!!
*not safe for anyone ever
NSFanyone who isn’t a femmy loser!
Exactly!!
{{shudders and reaches for eye-bleach}}
Hey, give that back.
http://youtu.be/PNGzoJFj9g8
This came highly recommended. I’m about 10 minutes in and I’m sure I’ll be watching all of it.
I hope those guys were getting double scale to wear that crap!
I know what Dave’s wearing to the next meat-up…..
I’m not clicking that link, Mare, but at some point I need to write an article about how there’s no conspiracy to reduce testosterone levels in men.
The total effect of every single element that’s currently doing so is so massive, there’s no way it’s a conspiracy. No conspiracy has ever been that successful.
Leon, there is no nudity at the link. Just really bad fashion, models that should be embarrassed and sycophants watching the emperor with stupid clothes.
Please kill me, indeed.
Go ahead, Leon… click it. Doooo EEEEET!
I know what Dave’s wearing to the next meat-up
a) a swimsuit?
b) his own pants, for a change?
c) a man’s skort?
Aw crap, my testosterone levels went down just from looking at that.
Gonna have to watch the Jen Carpenter gif a few times now.
So, a kind reader at one of my other blogs heard my old laptop was dying.
So he sent me a spare one he had just lying around.
This thing is faster than XBrad dodging the tab!
And what is with the “Please kill me” stuff at that fashion show?
A better Jen??
http://is.gd/D2Ta81
Jennifer Carpenter just never did it for me. Guess it’s because she’s not my sister.
This thing is faster than XBrad dodging the tab!
*ponders whether to comment on this or noooo…*
Guess it’s because she’s not my sister.
MOM!!!!! XBRAD NEEDS TO BE BANNED AGAIN!!
She’s not his sister either. Not really.
And like that would stop you.
Classic Cyn!
That was a Dexter joke,
CysCyn.Oysters fer dinner. I’m thinking of putting them in a wrap with lettuce tomato and tarder sauce
So you’re saying you don’t need a good banning?
I’m headed to your house for dinner, Vman.
Careful with the tarder sauce, Vmax. It might make you tarder.
**gives Cyn a good shot of Tardasil**
Enjoy your dinner.
WHOA !!! I guess I missed a whole bag of dick jokes?!
Yup Tom, Yup it does.
Moose on the loose at Sugarbush
http://www.wcax.com/story/20536983/moose-on-the-loose-at-sugarbush
Andy got an Instalanche!
Moose are big. And scary. And scary big.
*hoists a glass toward Andy*
Good job, moron.
Mean too. A friend of mine had to run from one. He was on a boat, in a lake, and a crazy moose charged him.
I’ve walked up on moose twice in all my years of hiking throughout New England. They’re so dark you don’t see them until your right on them. In both cases they were eating and oblivious to me as well. I got a tree between the moose and me and waited until they walked away. I might have sharted a little.
Moose don’t scare me.
I hear Moose are tasty
My ghetto bar buddy, Steve, just loaned me the entire DVD collection of the Horatio Hornblower A&E series.
woot
Hotspur has false bravado. He’d be pooping his Depends if one was chasing him, especially if he was wearing one of those kilts Scotsmen are so fond of wearing.
Teresa gave me a kilt for Christmas.
I haven’t pooped in it though. I haven’t even sharted.
Does ghetto bar serve this?: http://tinyurl.com/au5r2oh
A moose bit my sister once…
No, Jimbro. This is the ghetto bar. The most exotic beer in this shithole is Labatt Blue.
http://tinyurl.com/8swfamz
I’ll bet there’s shit in there that’s been missing for years.
“Hoosemead!”
I might have said that once or twice in high school after drinking Moosehead.
A moose bit my sister once…
văs shê ön văcătiön?
We drank Blatz in high school.
Cyn, fill in the classic joke:
Q: ———————–
A: Antler prints on your thighs.
Don’t fall for it, Cyn.
Drudge has an excellent double entendre for a headline:
Screw Lew
Obama has a screw loose for choosing Lew.
Screw Lew because he’s another administration idiot.
Why isn’t Wiser on the radio, playing oldies and whining about, “kids these days”?
>>>Why isn’t Wiser on the radio, playing oldies and whining about, “kids these days”?
Soon, old man. Sooner than you think…
Wiserbud’s Cover-Song Extravaganza
HA! Hey, there is golf on TV!!
Office Space is on tonight.
Also, it’s 74 degrees in here….MWUH HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>Wiserbud’s Cover-Song Extravaganza
That could actually be a cool show…..
Well, when you hit the bigtime just give a shout out to your old pal.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/ad2frc4
I WISH!
>>>Well, when you hit the bigtime just give shout out to your old pal.
“And this goes out to my best bud, hotspur…”
*plays Tony Bennett’s cover of Cee Lo’s “Fuck You”
Did MJ check in from his LGBTD cruise today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVD1RLX_Yuo
HA HA HA
Nailed it MCPO.
Scott, mrs MJ probably pushed him off the boat.
My bona fides for Father of the Year don’t include getting blown by an employee half my age.
I actually looked after my daughters, so I guess I did it wrong.
But maybe I’ll get a Nobel Peace Prize for smoking dope and hanging out with terrorists.
It’s Thursday. Tomorrow is Friday, Friday
I’m working on my Nobel War Prize.
So Happy It’s Thursday!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/b7vsnfw
>> Andy got an Instalanche!
Wut?!
Dave had a tough day at work today, I see. . .
http://tinyurl.com/aukjq46
My husband is laughing his ass off watching Office Space for the 10th time.
it is a funny movie
Heh, yeah, I’m watching that too.
Love it.
Office Space is timeless.
It’s like banana dog.
Oh, sweet, the Enron thing. Thanks, Insty!
How is the new dog Andy? Is he driving yet?
The new dog is watching Office Space. ISYN
50 degrees out tonight.
Might not need pants.
Did my DinT gif not work?
It’s the Bobs!
I love the Bobs. Great scenes.
Is this POS slow for everyone or just me?
Scott,
One of the CT pols is doing something for to you!
http://tinyurl.com/by5qhov
The “for” should have struck, but I fucked up…
Congrats on the Instalanche, Andy.
Meh. I don’t care about The List.
http://imgur.com/gallery/sjhM0
Have you ever eaten rabbit, Tushar?
Scott – Does your pellet stove heat the whole house or just supplement your regular heat source?
>> Meh. I don’t care about The List.
Is that a chick movie?
It’s an insert MCPO and has been heating the whole house.
A stove would make it 90 in here.
Is that a chick movie?
Ooo – what channel?
Andy, your money posts have been excellent!
So, all the rooms in the house are comfortable?
I wasted a pretty good potential post title when I linked to Andy’s Enron bit:
“Only Magician’s Should Do Coin Tricks.”
Though on second thought, Tijuana “showgirls” do pretty neat coin tricks as well.
I am currently located in the Tundra Room™, and it is 73 degrees in here this evening.
Although, last week when it was single digits and we just had the stove running for a day, it was 60 up here.
Did anybody yell at anybody else for using the good towels in the bathroom today?
Not yet, Sean, but as soon as Xmom notices…
Have I ever told you guys the story of Laura’s brand new towels and Scott’s de-wallpapering project?
Magician’s
Gratuitous and calamitous misuse of apostrophe. Fifty brazillian points from Griffendork.
*gathers around the hump for storytime*
Noooooo.. laura, you have not.
*scoots back and forth in my deck chair on the deck even, and cranks up the propane a bit*
*just a bit*
*hands Sean some popcorn and a flask of sweet rainwater*
Scott, better just let her tell it.
Thanks, Tushar and mare.
All gathered ’round to listen and … their internet dies?
There is likely a Connecticut story telling tax.
Bugger.
Laura, no. I don’t know if I have the heart to eat one. Those buggers are friggin cute.
Maybe they’re just arm wrastling to see who tells it.
Laura, I am all ears
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4704776695318127&pid=1.9
There is likely a Connecticut story telling tax.
HA!
I hate that state.
Bewbs are in the can.
This poat is almost up to 300 inanities, should I pop smoke on boobs early?
Sunrise Bewbs. Why not?
shut up pups.. things are. happening
*also thanks for the mammaries*
I had a pair of pet rabbits for a few months when I was in school. All they did was eat, poop and cower in mortal fear of everything.
Rabbits are born knowing they are prey. Some of them forget that and become assholes, though. My friend’s rabbit harasses his new puppy. For the moment, the bunny is bigger.
“Those buggers are friggin cute.”
and tasty:
http://tinyurl.com/avcwxcz
HASSENPFEFFER
Alrighty, morning mammaries it is.
Mr. car in is asking me about all the missing hostages. oye. no I do not know where the cuffy’ s are. no I don’t know where Americano is. etc….
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, but a nice set of bewbs aint’ bad to have in your face, either.
I likes fried rabbit. Used to be regular Wednesday night fare on the ship.
no boobs until Friday. thems the rules.
The Bengazi Hostages or the H2 hostages?
Oh sorry my bad
Americano is alive. Or at least, someone used his FB account recently.
One more day off. Yea!
I think Americano’s island may have tipped over.
h2. Vman. He is concerned.
We used to have a few people who are missing for a long time. Teafran and TBOM come to mind.
…M’oon…
…that Rosetta girl…
Rosetta who?
When was the last time we gave someone the keys?
“cano can swim he won’t care about tippin over.
And PJ Momma, of course. Haven’t heard from her since she got her goatbutt fabric.
GMland is too good for us too
What’s up with Peej? I saw her over at the mothership but not here.
PJ and PattyAnn gave me the keys so I could dig my comments out of the bucket.
…Herr…
I thought that the last time Americano stopped by he indicated that he was now funemployed and situation was changing.
Uniball hasn’t been by lately, either.
Morgenholtz has been scarce…
Someone commented at Aces today as “Mrs. Peel”, but I doubt that it was her.
PJ popped in here at o’dark thirty NY’s Day last I saw.
They served rabbit in the mess hall weekly in Germany, too, MCPO. First time I got it, I thought I was pointing at the fried chicken.
Still, pretty tasty.
♪ The circle of life ♫
The Tattooed Intellectual as well.
Oh. Sorry. I was away.
Fried rabbits are mothercluckin’ delicious.
Also, we re-did a bathroom in our home a number of years ago. So, I purchased new towels to complement the refreshed decor. Pure white, with a thick navy blue hotel stripe. Cute! Cheerful.
Within, like, fifteen minutes of owning these bright new cottons, Scott snatched up one and used it to scrub old stained wallpaper paste off the livingroom wall that we were refinishing next. He had scrubbed it to rags by the time I noticed what the Hell he had in his hand.
Ruined. Absolutely ruined, in the first day we owned it. It had transformed from ‘new fancy towel’ to ‘dog-vomit-only towel’ in an hour.
I’m over it. Won’t really ever forget it though. Scarred.
Scarred.
These are the days of our lives. With towels.
I’ve done worse. Ask Michael. Or Wiserbud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLOIzE0cqo0
I talked to Tat a few weeks ago MCPO on facemonkey. I forget why she left but I do not think it was animosity.
We have quite a few newbies
Cuffy and Mrs. Peel are on Twitter. Peej and Ghee are on FB.
Guys never get Good towel / Bad towel thing.
I loves “The Adventures of Laura & Scott” brought to you by the makers of Johnson’s Wax.
If you like your good towels, spend a couple bucks on toilet paper in the guest bath, is all I’m sayin
Its like a handkerchief how can there be a good one?
No Scott, YOU are a towel.
Growing up we had Living Room furniture that we were not allowed to sit on, look at, or think about. The family room on the other hand was for using and the patio room we could trash.
Just as well. No new stuff for the house anymore. When we move out of here, we won’t sell the place, we will have a controlled demolition.
Boobie trap it. Leave clues on how to disarm the traps. Set up live video feeds. Profit!
After the demo will there be a bonfire? Something for marshmallows to make the s’mores? Nothing like s’more at a good demolition.
…ok no, but seriously, one of the guys on our street actually did that. I was driving to work one morning, and there was this crowd of neighbors on the sidewalk. I slowed down and saw this big machine drawing lines through his house with a rod, collapsing it.
It was weird to see something like that happening in a thickly settled neighborhood.
The dude was a little crazy.
Now you all know my secret.
http://imgur.com/gallery/pCQCz
Heh!
http://tinyurl.com/bjbx4nf
Cool move, Tushar!
According to my ridiculous made up anecdotes, being a towel is the last thing ever anyone would want to be.
Ultimate insult.
Good night ya goobers.
Laura?
http://youtu.be/oM7QHDndpPg
Nighty sweet dreams, Dave.
Zeke is calling it a night
G’night to Dave. Good night to Zeke. Give that puppeh some smooches.
Soooo……. what’s the agenda for tonight?
No yoga pants… I’m callin’ it a night too.
Hugs!!!
xxx
http://tinyurl.com/adxvbrn
I posted that about 6 hours ago, xBrad.
Well, shit, MCPO, you expect me to click on ALL your links?
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/815/omgh.gif
“I hear Moose are tasty”
They are, in fact, excellent tasting.
In Soviet Russia, Moose taste you!
114 years ago:
http://www.neptunuslex.com/2005/01/10/message-to-garcia/
That was inspiring and sad, xbrad.
I’m looking at it thinking nowadays.. pffffffttttt, maybe some in the military.