Hi. I’ll be gone for the next week or so, on an extended, um, vacation or something. If you have anything important that you simply must tell me, I’d do it today. This is preemptive, but that baby isn’t mine, so don’t even think about it.
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I wrote this song this weekend for everyone on the blerg. All we need is a Remedy. And some funky, funky bass piano with a few smokin’ hot back up singers.
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Today’s model has cornered the market on fashion design and modeling of Cosplay . She regularly attends Comicon festivals in her custom designed outfits, shaking hands with her one-arm-strong army of fans. She was born way back in 1980, and got into Japanimation at the tender age of 9. Please welcome this week’s model…..Yaya han!!!!!!!!!!
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46 BC – Julius Caesar defeats Titus Labienus in the Battle of Ruspina.
871 – Battle of Reading: Ethelred of Wessex fights, and is defeated by, a Danish invasion army.
1490 – Anne of Brittany announces that all those who would ally with the king of France will be considered guilty of the crime of Lese-majesty.
1642 – King Charles I of England sends soldiers to arrest members of Parliament, commencing England’s slide into civil war.
1649 – English Civil War: The Rump Parliament votes to put Charles I on trial
1854 – The McDonald Islands are discovered by Captain William McDonald aboard the Samarang.
1884 – The Fabian Society is founded in London.
1903 – Topsy, an elephant, is electrocuted by Thomas Edison during the War of Currents campaign.
1987 – The 1987 Maryland train collision: An Amtrak train en route to Boston, Massachusetts from Washington, D.C., collides with Conrail engines in Chase, Maryland, killing 16 people.
1989 – Second Gulf of Sidra incident: a pair of Libyan MiG-23 “Floggers” are shot down by a pair of US Navy F-14 Tomcats during an air-to-air confrontation.
1990 – Pakistan’s deadliest train accident occurs when an overloaded passenger train collides with an empty freight train, resulting in 307 deaths and 700 injuries.
2007 – The 110th United States Congress convenes, electing Nancy Pelosi as the first female Speaker of the House in U.S. history.
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Awesomeness.
Not too shabby, MJ. Nice job!
Here is some advice for your ‘vacation’; DON’T DROP THE SOAP!! You’re welcome.
Good morning.
I can’t believe it’s snowing in Texas again. Hilarious.
It may make it here, just west of us right now.
…I mean, I want my Texas friends to stay warm and safe. I’m just saying, this weather is crazy and it makes me laugh.
Freezing and snowing in Texas is a symptom of Global Warmening.
*tacklehugs Dave*
It’s too early for boobs.
wakey wakey
It’s Tacklehug FiAF!!
Carin prefers breasts at lunchtime, not breakfast.
I need it, need it, need it.
Boobs are always good
I just finished this. It is good
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green?currentPage=all
Excellent BBF, MJ. http://is.gd/FmGjeq
What is this vacation shit?!? Never heard of it.
arin prefers breasts at lunchtime, not breakfast.
It just seems right.
What is this vacation shit?!? Never heard of it.
Sure you have. It’s what Obama’s doing right now.
I am with Dave there is never a bad time for boobs.
I prefer boobs in the morning, but I don’t usually get to play with them until later in the day.
Unemployment ticks up to 7.8%.
Good Job Barack!
How’s Hawaii?!!
That’s a feature not a bug.
It’s gonna tick up more, now that Christmas is over.
I bet Obama knows better than to believe those stupid unemployment numbers. Everyone he knows, and sees daily (at the golf course, for example) has a job.
Obamacare taxes just started. The January numbers will be worse.
My brother just called and told me his son’s youtube clip was on GMA this AM? and a Fox Cleveland last night.
It was not the stupid one where he does handstands in traffic. It was “Trust You” where he does that fall and you catch me. But no one does.
Seeing all the Otards at work check their paystubs made me giggle. Especially the ones that had to use the computer at the Membership Desk because their wives were calling about the direct deposit being smaller than planned.
If there was any discipline in the Republican party they would be out explaining to people that their paychecks will be smaller because of the Obama tax hikes.
The average tax hike is over $1000 per family.
The SS and Medicare taxes have increased 30% because of Obama.
Obama considers you rich, which is why your paycheck is smaller.
The money taken from your paycheck will be used for foodstamps.
The money taken from your paycheck will be used to fund green energy.
The money from your paycheck will be used to grant amnesty to illegals.
WTF? This is the easiest shit in the world to do, yet republicans would rather dick around planning their next surrender.
‘What do you think, Mitch…should I wear the green tie when I suck Obama’s balls next time?’
Here is a link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhInj0ZHNC8&list=UUEhc0d1b8iMXMWFXXBOcszQ&index=1
Congress would be in prison if they ran a business like they run the country. What can you say?
A bunch of liars murderers and thieves are our best and brightest?
what ‘m said up there. repeat repeat repeat.
*cancels MJ’ s vacation because he’s too necessary to the cause.
what MJ said’. stupid kindle fire is correcting what is not incorrect.
Speaking of bag of dicks…
“Speaking of bag of dicks…”
hahahaha
Good morning, good people.
Why always dicks? Why not a bag of vulvas?
Day Eight – Bad Cold.
This is mare’s fault.
Well, the problem is that the gummint is just as much of a financial & authoritarian boon to the Republican party as it is to the rapists & murderers of the Democrat[sic] party. They don’t want the fun to end.
I got[received] a sore throat on New Year’s Eve (probably from drinking beers that I hadn’t opened), & to-day is day four of terrific green stuff pouring out of me. Was this stuff always up in there?
Why do they use that idiotic 7.8 number for unemployment? Anyone who thinks that is even close to the actual unemployment rate is also waiting for the Obama unicorn to crap skittles in their backyard.
I need something retarded to blog about today.
Coffee helps me poop, that’s pretty retarded.
Go ahead and blog about Leon’s poop.
The history of the word “nice” is pretty retarded.
Michael Medved is pretty retarded. I think Ace even has his idiotic article up.
Anne Hathaway is pretty and retarded, but that’s just how God makes ‘em.
I need something retarded to blog about today.
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Me too. Oh…wait.
Japanese tits are intriguing.
Post about cornering the market on the highly desirable Google terms, ‘lemon bear dick punch.’
Speaking of retarded, have you ever tried to listen to the Glen Beck radio show?
In my current book I am using artificial intelligence for the supreme court. It is programmed to uphold the constitution.
I am thinking about adding a 3 strikes and you are out law to my constitution. Any lawmaker that signs his name to a law that is found unconstitutional is barred from office upon the 3rd strike for life.
Brown areolae the size of tea kettles.
I just calculated how much my per-paycheck increase from SS and healthcare is going to cost me for the year.
3% pay cut. Thank Heaven there’s no inflation.
VMax, have you read The Truth Machine? Interesting consequences for the justice system, even without AI.
I used to listen to THE GLENN BECK RADIO SHOW™ before SCOAMF was preznit. It was pretty good. His TV shit sucked, though.
Medved Hannity and HH are republicans first and foremost.
Beck is Beck sometime I like him sometimes I laugh and sometimes he is out there.
I had not seen that Leon. It looks good. I think I will buy it using the H2 Amazon thingie
Beck’s nightly Blaze TV show is amazing. He does all the research, you do all the “oh, crap!”
You should have seen one of my friends shocked face when he first realized his SS and Med taxes were going up. He had no idea.
In total, I believe we are looking at $400 per month more going to dickface.gov.
I can’t wait to see what the end of the month brings.
This isn’t retarded, but I find it fascinating that Obama has embraced Bush’s tax policy 98%, his foreign policy 110%, but Bush is a dick.
It’s almost if the liberal ass bleaching sluts are just partisans.
Shocked face.
If he tries Shamnesty and is rebuked, he’ll have even more in common with Bush.
It’s almost if the liberal ass bleaching sluts are just partisans.
See Pink, Code.
The only difference in FP is that Obama has taken the principled stand to not use enhanced interrogation. As with most liberal positions, this leads to us dropping bombs on Mohammud, rather than capturing Mohammud.
But the intent was morally superior so there’s that.
I kind of think it would be good to capture, interrogate, then let ‘em go….over the desert from the bay door of a C-130.
And don’t me wrong, there’s a world of difference between Obama and Bush, but I find it funny that liberals now agree with his tax policy 98%, but 5 years ago it was 100% wrong.
But hands off my tax cut.
What does one use to bleach one’s anus? I’m asking for MJ.
Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on January 4, 2013 10:07 am
Brown areolae the size of tea kettles.
Mare is my friend and I am furious you would talk about her that way on a public forum.
“Brown areolae the size of tea kettles.”
SON OF A……….!!!!
Morning bewbs are a thing of beauty.
I hope your time away from teh blerg is a good thing, MJ.
I’m going to be linking things I like in order to take my mind off the CF that is our Government.
http://tinyurl.com/7pr7c5e
I’m going on a cruise with my parents, sister, and BIL.
I can’t wait. Mom and Dad get here today, then we’re driving to Ft Lauderdale on Sunday morning.
I’ll meet you at the bar on the Lido deck, Jay.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Huh, we’ll see how this turns out:
http://tinyurl.com/b7nooce
Why does MJ get to go on vacation?
Cool, MJ. I’ve been on one cruise, a 3 day Bahamian dealio. Lipstick is a cruise expert, but my advice was always
Dumb asses in the morning should make me smile but they just make me sad the country is so dumb:
Abe Linkcoln@Abraham1863
I thought Obama wasn’t going to raise taxes on the middle class, but my paycheck was down by 2 percent today. That Kind of hurts. Yikes!
http://twitchy.com/2013/01/04/hope-and-less-change-americans-cringe-at-first-paychecks-of-2013-stunned-lib-asks-what-happened/?utm_source=autotweet&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter
Read all the fun/pathetic tweets.
Bets on which family member pushes MJ over the rail?
He’ll have to be lifted over it.
I’ll put $100 on Mrs. MJ on day three.
Well, FU wordpress, I had more to say.
Cruise advice – take cash, everybody with a white jacket on expects a tip, even if your ticket price was all inclusive.
- there is always an open bar somewhere on the boat. If you want to stay drunk all day, you have to start early.
- take Dramamine or get a prescription patch for motion sickness. You will feel the boat rocking, especially after a few cocktails.
Eat light on the first day until you have a good sense of how well you tolerate it and how choppy the ocean will be. I lost some very nice stuffed crab my first night.
Exciting news for Leon! And perhaps a Monday Leon poat candidate?
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/01/04/pic-of-the-day-139/
On my cruise, the food was great, and the service excellent. The only issue was I was pretty poor at the time, and there are about 4-5 people in white jackets at dinner who are taking care of your table.
Didn’t your cruise include tips, Pup?
Most do.
Abe Linkcoln@Abraham1863
I thought Obama wasn’t going to raise taxes on the middle class, but my paycheck was down by 2 percent today. That Kind of hurts. Yikes!!
You know how you can tell when someone is morally bankrupt? ^^^^
I was ok with the fat cats getting fucked but it ain’t right when the fisting starts on me. Fucking Chump!!!
If a black GOP member joins the Senate, does he suddenly become an unperson?
Tim Scott took his seat yesterday.
And CBS news had a LONG piece on… women in the Senate. And another on women in the House. And then a piece on squish GOP Senator Mark Kirk.
Not a word about the only black Senator, and the first from the South since Reconstruction.
Why would we want to hear about some Uncle Tom sellout?
He’s not black, but Obama, raised by all white people, attending all white schools, working with all white people, is.
You SS and Medicare deductions have been lowered from 4% to 6%.
You forgot the fun part… his lilly white MOTHER. She had jungle fever more times than Spike Lee.
Lemon Bear Dick Punch Payday.
HAHAHA…Yep. Lots of dick’s punched today. LOVE IT.
I am sick to my teeth in this “post-racial era” of marking every fucking event by a person’s color, gender, sexual orientation, or ethnicity. I’ll just leave that up to the liberal racists. BIRM.
http://tinyurl.com/ad454zt
It’s Red Friday.
http://tinyurl.com/aphdwhy
*sigh*
*imposes despondency tax
My sister linked that article about how much corporate welfare was given in the fiscal bill.
My uncle, a Barry lover, and Boooosh hater, told us to ‘just live with it’.
o_O
More proof of the free shit brigade.
Snow ain’t all bad. Down here, we rarely have an excuse to light up the fireplace, which many homes have for no apparent reason other than to have a mantel to put stuff on.
Serious question
Serious answer. If you know another smart, outgoing, pretty black girl, please send me her phone number.
Titus Labienus
Really? You couldn’t come up with a humorous link for this? Really???
smh
I’ll show the attractive black lady my New Zealand Maori-style jade sculpture, bought from the artist in Hokitika on the South Island, which is not on the floor only because the mantel of my useless fireplace is holding it up.
“Dragon Holding Aereola Sun Ball” is the winning pic this week.
Good BBF this week, but I guess due to the fiscal cliff there will be 2% less BBF’s this year. Curse you Obama!
MJ was surprised by just how big cruise ships are:
http://tinyurl.com/bhaqlux
I was told that this jade (also known as nephrite) is only found, mined and worked in New Zealand and South Africa. It is a very hard stone. They form it with high speed grinders that have diamond bits.
I wanted Pioli and Romeo gone, but Andy Freaking REID????? I’m so depressed.
First week of the New Year and our Governor has already raced to the lead in the “stupidest thing said by a politician in 2013.”
Re: The Newtown Shootings™:
“We don’t yet know the underlying cause behind this tragedy, and we probably never will… but that cannot be an excuse for inaction.”
Typical politician’s response. We don’t know the cause, but we sure as hell know the solution — MORE REGULATIONS!!!!
So, I’m just sayin’, if there is a hot black lady who wants to see a nice chunk of New Zealand rock on my mantel, I’m right here.
http://tinyurl.com/b4hba7n
If any of you happen to know Halle Berry, please mention my New Zealand rock to her.
The kid smokes too. No question.
And no one outside of a college dorm should ever have Bob Marley as an interior design feature.
They told MJ he was going on a cruise ship:
http://wrestlecrap.com/mailbag/rd4th.jpg
This bulletin board project is the girl’s and she is hollering at me that I’m not helping her.
“How big is the bulletin board?”
“I don’t know, I want the stuff to be done so that I can just hang it when I get there because I’m not going to have time to do it there with orientation and all.”
“How big is the bulletin board? I need to know the dimension in order to scale the items on the design ACCORDING TO SIZE OF THE BULLETIN BOARD.” *facepalm*
Insty linked an article on divorcing for tax purposes and one of the first comments suggests the strategy I outlined in comments here back in November. Dammit, I could have been a trendsetter.
If any of you happen to know Halle Berry, please mention my New Zealand rock to her.
I hear she’s a bitch. I wouldn’t wish that on even you.
I guess I need a coupple of ladies to sit on me & give me the sort of spanking that squishy butter hot rolls oh my God
The kid smokes too. No question.
Are clove cigarettes really “smoking”?
For f*ck’s sake, can’t we not be rid of this toothless asswad. Who wants to bet the dumbasses would vote him in.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/barney-frank-i-want-to-be-senator-85763.html
http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2013/01/04/a-year-of-stagnation-the-final-jobs-report-of-2012/
I know I pimp these guys a lot, but nota bene: Please listen to the podcast around the four minute mark. The Fed is buying about $85 billion per month of Treasury notes. Let that sink in. $85 billion every month. That is about a trillion dollars per year.
Now, how much is the federal deficit?
Cut to the scene of Wile E. Coyote standing in mid-air.
Insty linked an article on divorcing for tax purposes and one of the first comments suggests the strategy I outlined in comments here back in November. Dammit, I could have been a trendsetter.
Hey, there’s still anal bleaching up for grabs.
I could start a business. “Sumpter Intimate Waxing and Bleaching” has a certain ring to it.
I wonder if anyone has ever lost a ball due to waxing.
I wonder if anyone has ever lost a ball due to waxing.
I’m telling you this, I flatly refuse to go after it if it disappears.
“Sumpter Intimate Waxing and Bleaching”
You should have a grinding wheel in your logo, just to make people wonder.
Yep, and we should also produce hand-blown, artisinal 100W light bulbs.
Can you buy more than a 16 oz container of bottled water in NY?
Craving pizza.
Greetings, people who are grateful to a deity that it is a certain day.
Laura, if you haven’t made a meatzza yet (and had Scott smoke it, potentially), why not?
No idea…I guess it just never occurred to me. Is the recipe up at the site?
Yep, and we should also produce hand-blown, artisinal 100W light bulbs.
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I kid you not, there is a market for this. On NYE a guy was talking about a chandelier he is buying that takes Edison bulbs.
Also, need a sub for BBF next week. Anyone but you know who.
OK I see it.
http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/2012/07/10/leons-meatzza/
I also recommend adding anything you’d like in a meatball or sausage to the crust. Fennel is perfect.
I kid you not, there is a market for this. On NYE a guy was talking about a chandelier he is buying that takes Edison bulbs.
Oh, I know there is. If I had a glass shop it’d be a new product line for sure. That or I’d team with a shop that just made W filaments and attached them to aluminum fixtures.
I’m having an awesome hair day:
http://tinyurl.com/abnbktb
Thanks Leon!
I’m kind of letting the no-grain diet thing run aground for a while. I feel terrible a lot but seem to want it that way.
THANK GOD, IT’S
FRIDAYNOT TUESDAY!That is what Fabio would look like if he were a horse, mare. I think we all know that the truth is a little closer to this:
http://tinyurl.com/aevr4tw
That kid is cute, can I pretend I’m that kid?
If they could make one made from tears shed by liberals after they open the first paycheck of 2013, I will buy two bottles.
http://www.monstersupplies.org/products/salt-made-from-tears-range
Also, need a sub for BBF next week.
If no one else steps up because their man card has been wilted by tears of shame, I will take care of this.
Cyn, does good boobs.
Make of that what you will!
Will it be of the autobiographical variety?
These could have been taken at our house, especially the Nascar-like one:
http://tinyurl.com/abr435n
I only do butt posts. And goodness knows, funneh isn’t even on my blogging radar.
It just may be, HS; it would certainly be easier. It’s hard work looking thru all the scantily clad women out on the various pron sites trying to find just the right one!
Thanks for that comma up there, Mare. Ha ha!
These are my daughters (on the right) and little snowman we threw up about 35 years ago.
http://tinyurl.com/an77p47
I’d volunteer, but I’m afraid I’ll be busy scouring the internet for hot new camel toe pics.
>> I’m kind of letting the no-grain diet thing run aground for a while
Hell, I’m back on the deal in full gear, to get rid of the pounds I added over the holidays when I ate ALL THE THINGS.
http://tinyurl.com/abr435n
Adorable!! We need some DG pics like those.
Thanks for that comma up there, Mare. Ha ha!
hahahahaha….smooooch
Well, I just ate two brownies (the food) while sitting in front of the TV contemplating why I’m fat.
Dave, I’m afraid of weighing myself. I think I’m just a touch depressed and I want to do what I want to do, and fuck it all.
Define ‘it all’
I lost 5 lb from Dec 3 to Jan 3. 167 lb this morning.
*basks in the warm hate*
I lost 5 lbs from last week.
funneh isn’t even on my blogging radar.
Truth!
I dropped a 5 lb deuce one morning this week.
I just ate two brownies (the food)
What an odd thing to clarify.
Here? Here it’s odd to clarify that?
Where have you been?
Just got over a norovirus and Herself decides to “share” her cold. FML!
I don’t hate you, Leon. 1) You deserve to get what you’re working for, and 2) my husband still doesn’t find your ass more attractive than mine.
Do you think Batman ever eats at Red Robin?
Only when he wants to see the Red Wings.
*channels Xbrad
or when they are having a special on chicken.
Laura, in fairness, Scott hasn’t seen my ass lately.
It’s amazing.
No. Batman is a fictional character.
No. Batman is a fictional character.
*sean channels hotspur
*chokes slightly
I’m Batman!
I’m Batman!
*mcpo channels michael
I’m Batman!
awwww, MCPO has entered the final stages of senile dementia….
I coulda sworn I cancelled the Hotspur Channel.
*wiserbud channels mcpo
I’m bathmat…
Leon, about that…
quit sending pics. No matter how awesome you think your ass is, it’s not going up on Totally Tushy Tuesday.
Totally Tushar Tuesday:
http://tinyurl.com/6ycbvse
Sorry, XBrad. Chalk it up to the enthusiasm of a former fatty.
The Hotspur Channel has been purchased by al Jizzear-a. It’s so you can hear it coming.
For MCPO. Nobody else click:
http://tinyurl.com/bfcsagn
The Hotspur Channel has been purchased by al Jizzear-a.
sell-out.
you better pay the taxes you now owe from the profits on that deal…
In Russia, Hotspur Channel cancels you.
I love the hippie chick video over at the HQ!
>> Dave, I’m afraid of weighing myself.
It’s ok, I’ll do it.
Hold still.
time to play…
SPOT THE MJ!!!
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/138/f/f/mind_fuck_13_by_furika.jpg
O/T. Stolen from the comments at another blog. I just liked this turn of phrase:
mare?
http://tinyurl.com/3hcbh27
Heh. Good one, Wiser.
When I see it, I say “FAAAAAAAKE!”
2) my husband still doesn’t find your ass more attractive than mine.
Explain to me how this comes up in normal conversation across the shipping counter.
Or…are you just ass ume ing?
Besides, “normal” conversation in not a mainstay of this site.
We are calling in sick tomorrow.
Besides, “normal” conversation in not a mainstay of this site.
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Have you ever put whip cream on your ass? If so, the can type or out of a tub?
I would put whipped cream on my ass, but I’m afraid you’d get it in your eyes, MJ.
Nobody will answer but we can leave a message.
Herself got a year-end bonus today. Looking at projected foodstuff inflation, it should buy us a pack of hotdogs and a half loaf of bread.
I’m just waiting to see what the $1T platinum Geithner coins do to our credit rating.
Leon – What does a trillion buy you inZimbabwe?
Half a loaf of bread.
Nobody will answer but we can leave a message.
Do you leave messages for yourselves, or each other?
Maybe this is where the discussion about lauraw’s ass happens?
Maybe this is where the discussion about lauraw’s ass happens?
Performance reviews are much less interesting in my office.
And all this time I thought people were looking at my eyes!
Just how mental is Rex Ryan?
Is Teresa still sick?
If its a real tat mare, he’s fuckin nuts
Gotta agree Jimbro.
The whole “foot fetish video” episode was pretty weird. I just think the Ryan’s were raised in a strange household and they’re carrying lots of baggage and I’m not just talking about their asses.
Hoo Boy, Rand Paul is making a lot of sense lately.
http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=91317
Rand, so far, is many of the good parts of Ron without much of the baggage.
So far.
He’s still too short to be president, though, much as I am.
I’m still ready to be Speaker, though.
*dons “Media-designated bad guy” t-shirt*
I buy one platinum coin a year from the US Mint. It goes for roughly $2000, weighs one ounce and can fit in my watch pocket. How large would a 1T dollar coin weigh? The concept is ludicrous, I’m hoping it was a joke.
Anyone willing to try and explain to me how a trillion dollar coin is going to solve the debt ceiling crisis?
Jimbro and I are simpatico.
Wasn’t Harry Truman short?
Who cares?
Jimbro, the coin will be the same size as you describe, if that. It will be deemed to have that value, and used to reduce the debt, so that we won’t hit the debt limit.
I’m not sure if I care anymore. Hyperinflation or default are inevitable. May as well get it over with.
IIRC, Rand is the same height as James Madison, but it’s still a longshot for the shorter man to win that contest.
I suppose it’s inevitable…just sucks balls that too few care to reverse the trend. My personal plan is to remain employed, pay down debt, max out retirement plans and buy tangible assets like junk silver and …
We’re screwed.
If I start my gene doping bidness, we will only take payment in precious metals.
And I’m long on cigars too. If I have a cigar at my current rate of consumption I’m good for a few years. It’s only a matter of time until they’re taxed out of my enjoyment level. If I obsess over price I simply won’t be able to enjoy having one.
Why didn’t one of you tell my The Pianist was a Roman Polanski film before I watched the whole thing and saw his pedophile, raping name?
Huh?
New heater is awesome. Heat now costs us $5-$10 per day.
Mare was on a game show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj878_ICHE0
Mare, we’re not your real mom.
Heat now costs us $5-$10 per day.
You’re wearing thermal Goretex parkas indoors. Turn it up a little.
Scott, I don’t know the layout of your house, but I heated my cottage with wood. Every room was toasty warm except my bedroom. But an electric bankie solved that problem.
So, I’m glad you’re one step closer to being off the grid.
We have a typical cape cod style house. We hate it. The property and location are really nice though.
Is there anything actually in Fort Knox?
How do you know?
Mare was on a game show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj878_ICHE0\\
LOL
Photobombing is a kind of a hobby of mine:
http://tinyurl.com/a5kumaz
Does this seem safe to you guys?
http://tinyurl.com/abxe6dt
Looking good, Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/awranyc
Like a said, photo bombing is a hobby of mine:
http://tinyurl.com/alw3td7
Be sure to look at the photo at the bottom of the article. Kind of choked me up:
http://tinyurl.com/axfbfxx
Under Armour High School Bowl has Team White and Team Black
Obama’s America is so racist
Course there’s something at Fort Knox.
I saw it in a James Bond movie.
There’s nothing at the Fort Knox down the road from me
http://fortknox.maineguide.com/
*marches around in pajamas, banging pots and pans together*
BUYING ANOTHER WHOLE PORK BELLY TOMORROW
MAYBE A LAMB BELLY TOO
AND SOME HOG CHEEKS
PERHAPS SOME LARGE CUTS OF BEEF
I WILL BE MAKING GUANCIALE AND SAUSAGES
MY HUSBAND DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THESE PLANS
WELL, NOW HE DOES
I’m so thankful that I don’t live with Laura. She does loud things and I have a very sensitive disposition.
I WANT SAUSAGES!!
NOT HOG CHEEKS!!
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!
You’re just jealous she’s got a better ass than you.
My smoking accessories have arrived and I am just now rubbing down a rack of pork ribs.
What’s all the fuckin clanging about?
“I WANT SAUSAGES!!”
And THIS is why all us guys love Mare.
http://tapiture.com/image/2-86
>>“I WANT SAUSAGES!!”
>>And THIS is why all us guys love Mare.
Links? Or Patties?
**kicks Leon in his disposition.
Ha! Good one, Jimbro.
Cathy, whatever you got!
Cheeks?
I suppose we can gift those.
I’m a patty-gal, Mare.
**kicks Leon in his disposition.
You sumbitch.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Seriously, this weekend is going to be awesome. We’re going to buy large quantities of meat, then we’re going to go shoot guns, then we’re going to drink, and finally we will rub delicious things on our hoggy bits.
‘Merica.
Ah, Johnny Manziel is the real deal. Holy cow, this kid is something.
Sounds like a meat-up, Laura.
Laura, do you perchance follow this guy? He’s great:
Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers
The folks namin’ bowl games need to get it together. No Sweet Tea Bowl, no Bacon Bowl, no nothin’. This here’s Merica. Get right or get out.
Where are you going to shoot guns Laura?
http://tinyurl.com/b2ncudo
I don’t know why it should, it’s so common, but this pisses me off:
TriciaNC @TriciaNC1
Friday Night Dump: CBO Admits Error, Now Expects Another $600 Billion In Deficits From #Obama Tax Cuts http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-01-04/friday-night-dump-cbo-admits-error-now-expects-another-600-billion-deficits-obama-ta … #p2 #dem #tcot
Retweeted by Robert Stacy McCain
Laura:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3vOeWf8dXA
It kind of is a mini-meet, Cathy! And actually, you met this guy we’re shooting with tomorrow- our NRA instructor/ friend. He and his wife attended the 2009 meetup we had in that marina by the CT River.
I used to work with him about fifteen years ago and we have kept touch.
His wife did a great Sarah Palin imitation.
Guns and smoking meats.
Cook your meat with gunsmoke.
Guns. Smoking meat. Yay! Have fun.
We quit smoking last January.
Wow. It’s been a year?
Holy moly.
Yep. We saved about $9000 so far.
Sorry, that habit is just stupid.
I know, I’m stupid.
Anyone here have a Fitbit?
Mr. RFH got a hike last October in healthcare premiums, and the notice went out that they will hike it again this October depending on how many points we earn in prevention and exercise.
That’s great Scott, the two of you, really how much have you saved?
Cheek Bacon.
I have had it. Just sayin Scott
I also tried to forcibly cram your box into a ups box. Didn’t fit and the tape came off.
Is duct tape ok for shipping? I duct taped it real good
I just got one Roamy. I’m still up in the air about it. But have worn it religiously.
I was most interested in my sleep patterns. I believe in that regard it’s pretty accurate. Steps also. Stairs, I don’t know.
About $9000 Mare.
It automatically downloads when you’re within 20 feet of the computer the widget is attached to. My battery has lasted for 5 days and it still has power, it only takes a couple of hours attached to the computer to charge.
You ain’t stupid.
You got a stupid habit.
Wow, Scott, I thought you were exaggerating for affect. $9000 that’s really something.
Thank you, Mare. We’re a little ahead in that Mr. RFH is skinny, doesn’t smoke, and has low cholesterol.
Have you noticed a physical difference? If so what?
My nephew quit smoking when he was in Hawaii. Said he had better things to do with $300 a month.
Why would he use one, Roamy?
$52 bucks a carton times 52 weeks a year… $2,704.
Yep. That’s real money, even here.
*looks at the Chantix that I got filled in December*
fuck
Wow, Johnny Manziel is fun to watch.
You’ll get there Dave, I’m guessing it’s like dieting, you get in a grove about it, you’re there mentally and every other way. You’re dieting AND trying to give up smokes…..you’re an animal.
Cigs are $9/ pack in Connecticut.
Johnny Manziel is really good. I hadn’t watched him all season, which I think is weird considering I’m glued to Sat Football. He is fun to watch.
$9000???
I’m still letting that sink in.
Cigs are $14.5 a pack in NY. You would have saved even more if you two were Newyorkers.
The taxes are way way higher in CT. Still, 3k is nothing to sneeze at, for a stupid habit. Scott and Laura had it worse and times 3.
One of the things I told myself, to keep from doing it was “oh shit, you’ve lost all this weight you’ll get fat again”. Well, I won’t.
I’m glad beef jerky and peanuts don’t have tobacco taxes on em.
I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the carton price in NY. $140 bucks.
The black market there is soaring. I remember buying a pack in Manhattan 6 years ago and it had a Virginia tax stamp on it.
They will Dave, don’t worry. Unless the Jerky and Peanut lobbyists are friends of Obama.
Nicotine monster inside your brain, has all kinds of seemingly logical rationalizations why it would be stupid and wrong to quit smoking.
Yeah.
Had the nuclear stress test today. Will know next week how I am doing. The doc said I was able to jog faster and longer than he expected. So it ain’t all bad.
I have a feeling that Marlboros have some other addictive substance in addition to nicotine. Those e-cigs were giving me some nicotine, but I never craved them like I craved real cigs.
Did anybody sweep anybody else’s leg at the All Valley Karate Championship today?
Leon
I bought the book you recommended this morning and just finished it.
Contrary to the negative reviews on Amazon it was not dry. It was very readable.
Now if I ever publish I can write the $5 I spent off as research and a days escape it was.
>>Contrary to the negative reviews on Amazon it was not dry
It could just be the humidity in Florida.
they still get pissed at that Sean; i don’t know why – we’re fighting for fucks sake
Heh Tush
Sean, no, however, I did watch Karate Kid twice this week.
it’s friday & i made it w/out murdering anyone. cool-
http://tinyurl.com/a47f9br
I have a feeling that Marlboros have some other addictive substance in addition to nicotine. Those e-cigs were giving me some nicotine, but I never craved them like I craved real cigs.
Yes. Real tobacco is different. I chewed the nicotine gum here and there just to goose my metabolism. But it wasn’t anything like those couple puffs off a cigar last Spring. Honestly, that really scratched the itch. All it took was 2, 3 puffs and I was good to go. That was my last taste. I think that was in March. It was a souvenir cigar that Eddiebear had sent to one of our meetups, and the only tobacco left in the house.
If they didn’t turn teeth so brown, I would become an after-dinner two-draw cigar puffer, no problem.
I was around muscle cars today. 396 impalas 400 ram air IV Goats
And I taught Zeke a lesson
cigars?
*looks for my pipe*
oh fuck no, you inhale that shit you will die.
Seriously, jam, there’s something wrong with that, but a crane kick is perfectly okay? That’s some bullshit right there.
You need to expand your video library, mare. I’m pretty sure b-rad can tell you where to download some shitty tween soap operas.
http://tinyurl.com/bk9bmuc
I’m proud of you ‘quitters.’ Dang proud! Hugs!
Thank you Cathy!
I totally swept the leg today, and before he hit the ground, I nailed him again with my foot to his face. Badass like a boss.
Not just shitty tween soap operas, but also a decent quality rip of The Next Karate Kid.
Hey, Hillary Swank had a cute butt in that.
BTW:
Happy New Year to all youse’lls’
*checks calendar – see’s it’s plus or minus a week; shrugs shoulders; calls it “good”*
I ain’t quit yet
It’s playing on some channel regularly. No video.
“I totally swept the leg today, and before he hit the ground, I nailed him again with my foot to his face. Badass like a boss.”
I’m proud of Cyn!!
Cobra Cyn!
“I’m proud of Cyn!!”
XB probably has video… from the mat
http://youtu.be/rMsLvLshZBQ
Dave… I’m proud of you for the weight you’ve lost. So. There.
OK THERE!
Don’t forget:
http://tinyurl.com/awelx33
Now… who’s ready for a debriefing?!
Yeah, losing weight is harder than a MOFO too.
That’s hilarious, Sean!
Cyn, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but sure, I’ll take a debriefing.
I’m not sure what I’m talking about but it does sound like it has the potential for fun, non?!
Si
Actually, I debriefed about 30 seconds after I walked in the door from a long and late appointment. Leopard print jammies FTW.
Don’t forget:
http://tinyurl.com/awelx33
*spits*
I will not forget.
I’d be happy to debrief Cyn and Mare.
So did someone man-up to do BBF or is it on me for next week?
Semi serious. I’m trying to set up an interview with Peabody Award Winner and International Film and Television Star Nick Searcy for the Mothership. That is, he’s tentatively agreed to answer questions.
What are some good questions?
I hope it’s on you.
Hi Cyn. Hugs. Cuddle with me and Rosie on the couch. Wine? Hot tea? Cocoa?
They’re $8/pack here, but we can roll 2 cartons for around $40, so we’re still smokin’.
If only I could figure out how to get around the gas-tax.
Two weeks ago, it was $3.22/gal at Safeway. Today, it’s $3.49…
I hate Patton Oswalt’s politics, but he’s a funny mofo.
Hi Cath! Cuddling sounds great, but I already have a beverage on the ricks that I’ll bring with me. Will Rosie let me warm my feet next to her? It was kinda cold here today.
Nick, religion. Did Adam and Eve have a belly button?
You will NOT believe how serious I am about getting into shape:
http://tinyurl.com/b6pg4ps
*blows a kiss at MJ and throws in a wink*
I have already been
scheminggiving a bit of thought to next week.Ask him how it feels to be a conservative and therefore naturally to be called racist even though he has a son of color.
cocoa here, if anyone’s axing.
All serial aside, I’d ask Nick how hard it is to be an open conservative in his chosen profession. If he thinks it costs him work. And if so, what are his general thoughts toward people in other businesses (say, defense contracting for an example) who are unwilling to take that same professional risk.
Then I’d snug on the sofa with the girls
HA! He always makes me laugh, click on the link:
El SOOPer!! @SooperMexican
Kittens –> Anti-Semites: http://bit.ly/ZmN4Wu
click on the link:
Make me.
Dave,
Of course they didn’t have belly-buttons.
They were not born.
They were made! That’s how you can find them when(if) you get to heaven. They’ll be the only ones there without!
Thanks, Mare and Dave. I think that’s enough. I’mma shoot the questions to Nick, and hope for an answer. With luck, we can get it up in time for the season premier of Justified. If not, well, shit.
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