Big Boob Friday

Good morning. We’re getting pretty close to x-mas. Squeeeeeeel!!

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I wrote this song because it’s the first day of winter, and it’s time to break up with the republican party. “you are a china shop, and I am a bull.. you are really good food, but I am full.”

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I can’t remember if today’s model has been featured on this POS blog, but my guess is that she probably has. Stacey Poole is from a place where they say, ‘Happy Christmas,’ which makes them bloody nutters that are always cocking things up. Equatorial Guinea!!!!!!!! Stacey received a 34-G on her spelling test, which makes her a trollop that deserves to have the piss taken out of her. Please welcome, the one and only…I’ve already said her name so whatever.

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onlytease_stacey_pink08

Since we’re out of school for a few weeks, I say we fuck the test and hang out in the parking lot smoking cigarettes, waiting for the new college freshmen to come back for a superiority visit. Chances are they’ve been involved in at least one drunken college hook up, blazing the way for high school senior on college girl, end of the night, pity sex. Fuck yeah!

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Merry Christmas everyone!

Mare is at the end of the conveyor belt, mouth open.

Are there any lurkers around? Didn’t think so.

All I want for Christmas is some Asstroglide.

Beasn at the cake counter.

Too much Christmas cheer. And by Christmas cheer I mean bourbon.

Xbrad attempting to fill his 2012 funneh quota.

Phoning it in.

Hot chicks dancing and stripping.

What I really want for Christmas.

What I’ll get for Christmas.

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Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!!

450 Comments

  1. This post sucks.

  2. Alrighty then. NOW it’s Friday.

  3. Really enjoyed your last link MJ!

    She seems very nice.

    Oh, and you’re getting your ass kicked for the ice cream sandwich dig.

  4. GIFTASTIC!

  5. The Mayans were awesome!

    True. Cathy knows whereof she speaks. She has toured Tulum, Tikal, Chichen Itza, Coba, and probably other archeological sites I’ve forgotten.

  6. 2012 Funneh made me laugh too.

    *decides I need therapy

  7. http://qkme.me/3pg3g8

  8. Cans

  9. BTW, Pic #3 is definitely showing camel toe. Is this allowed? I know there is a No Nipple Rule, with a Modest Amount Of Areola Proviso, but I’m not sure we have a Camel Toe Rule.

    I hereby submit this issue to the H2 Arbitration Panel, requesting a ruling in favor of suitably covered camel toes.

  10. Camel toe? Really?

    Innocent Bystanders in gif form:

    http://i.minus.com/iMaa2plkcyi7V.gif

  11. NRA presser on now. They’re calling out that noting an area is a gun-free zone is basically an open invitation for the whack jobs. They’re calling out about the violence shown all around us.

    They’ve already had to throw out two protesters. Truthy truth is burny to the libs.

    “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” FUCK YEAH.

  12. Thanks Cyn.

  13. NRA guy is letting them have it with both barrels…..

  14. Today’s BBF model seems nice -

  15. I haven’t heard LaPierre say anything egregious or unreasonable in any fashion. Yet heads are going to assplode.

  16. Steal your own material!

  17. *breathes in, breathes out; breathes in, breathes out–scrolls up for distraction from rising blood pressure*

    Naughty Librarian Glasses

  18. Tough choice this week, was going to go with “Biting Glove Finger in the Kitchen” but then I saw the in-sink-erator was rejecting something and it looked unsanitary.

    So the winner is “Triple Santa Skirt Helpers with Big Monster Elf Shoes”.

  19. The gun debate reminds me of when my older sister came home from her first semester of college and proceeded to tell my dad he was an alcoholic, at the dinner table, in front of the entire family. Her psych 101 class had informed her that repetitive behavior led to dependency which in turn is manifested as addiction.

    Mind you, I have seen my dad intoxicated precisely once: when he finished his MBA while working full time, with four children at home at age 40.

    He drinks one or one and a half light beers a few times a week. On any given night–or day for that matter–, there is someone on this blog with a higher BAC.

    Ignorance and arrogance are powerful, and when combined lead to massive embarrassment.

    Joy!

  20. On any given night–or day for that matter–, there is someone on this blog with a higher BAC.

    Up yours, MJ.

  21. Naughty Librarian Glasses
    ——————-
    That one sort of did it for me. I find it kind of funny that Michael pointed out the camel toe in 3, but if you look closely at 2, it might actually be worse.

  22. Up yours, MJ.
    ———————
    I’m not being judgmental. I’m generally in that group.

  23. Cyn has a pair of those glasses.

    I’m just sayin’

  24. Oh, well in that case, want another beer?

  25. MJ, what did your father say to your sister?

    Mine would have said, “you seem incredible smart and wise, people with your level of intellect have no trouble paying for college by themselves. I’m looking forward to your proud declaration of having a college degree and being debt free. Pass the potatoes.”

  26. Yeah, if you’re going to shoot porn, clean the sink, etc..

  27. MJ, what did your father say to your sister?
    —————–
    He was a bit shocked, but basically told her that she was a know-nothing.

  28. Cyn has a pair of those glasses.

    And she’s not a librarian.

  29. when my older sister came home from her first semester of college

    And, most likely, your Dad was paying the tuition bills.

    In other news, my local evil firearms dealer just called to let me know my evil semi-automatic assault rifle arrived today. Evilly.

  30. Thanks for the thumbs-up Michael.

    Add Quirigua to the list. Visited while on mission trip.

  31. I’m flattered that you noticed, Laura.
    http://youtu.be/80Y3l0_1US4

  32. Congrats, Evil Pupster!

  33. I think it’s funny that people think Jake Tapper is a neutral “journalist”. The standard is so low, people are desperate.

    He’s a clown like the rest of them.

    His comment to Obama “where have you been the last 4 years?” was his own musings on the need for more gun control, earlier.

    Where is his dogged determination to get to the bottom of Fast and Furious or Benghazi?

  34. NP, Cyn.
    http://youtu.be/HZBUb0ElnNY

  35. Guns & Ammo. Gold. Canned goods.

  36. HA! I also get a kick out of anyone thinking Boner is going to out “chess” the libs. Yeah, he’s just that smart.

  37. In other news, my local evil firearms dealer just called to let me know my evil semi-automatic assault rifle arrived today. Evilly.

    http://aintnogod.com/ipb/uploads/gallery/album_17/gallery_298_17_1836.gif

  38. Gold guns, gold ammo, gold canned goods. & a gold-foil hat.

  39. HAHAHA

    http://tinyurl.com/csz4l3d

  40. Hiya, Cathy! How’s things?

  41. Good morning, kids cooler than me.

  42. Cyn has glasses?

  43. Cyn has glasses?

    Yeah, I thought that was actually Sarah Palin in St Louis.

  44. Things are good, Jay.

  45. …than I.

  46. . . . then I [drove to the store to buy some gold-lined underpants]

  47. …than I.

    Well, there’s one who ain’t.

  48. Really enjoyed your last link MJ!

    She seems very nice.

    Oh, and you’re getting your ass kicked for the ice cream sandwich dig.

    Just from the way Mare talks shit on here to the rest of us, she seems like she’d be a blast to hang out with and have a few cocktails. Can anybody confirm my suspicion? Anybody? Buehler?

  49. Just from the way Mare talks shit on here to the rest of us, she seems like she’d be a blast to hang out with and have a few cocktails. Can anybody confirm my suspicion? Anybody? Buehler?

    mare fails the Turing test

  50. Mare & cocktails? I thought it was all about cribbing.

  51. I’d have cocktails with mare.

  52. Mare, I’ve got 4 pounds of genuine Alabama pulled pork BBQ I’m willing to share with you.

    .
    .
    .
    .
    Well, three pounds now.

  53. Mare, I have a fence panel with narrow bars & nice, wide gaps. :D

  54. Mare does not exist she is Bart

  55. Not to be judgmental or anything, but does Stacey’s face look just a little too… English?

  56. Has anyone seen my Sharpie?

  57. Not to be judgmental or anything, but does Stacey’s face look just a little too… English?

    yeah. not exactly “ugly” but not really all that “pretty” either.

    She looks like she should be doing the evening newscast in Duluth

  58. OTOH, she looks like she might be fun to be around, so she’s got that going for her.

    I would let her sit on my lap and tug my beard and tell me what she wants for Christmas.

  59. Today’s model could be John effing Kerry’s daughter.

  60. But I guess you can put a bag on her head.

  61. Just push her face into the pillow.

  62. Mare is one of my sock puppets. Are YOU?

  63. I sorta thought she was a bit odd looking too, but she has a pretty amazing rack. Not that I have to tell you pervs, but there is ample evidence available on tittyweb Jenkins.

  64. The son almost got a promotion. But he hasn’t been there for a year yet.
    *feels conflicted – happy for him but worried sick*

  65. NO TOE NO PEACE!

  66. Mare, we should meet up and do like the Indians, arrange a marriage.

  67. Thanks, Laura.
    http://youtu.be/VkCLBj7nKPY

  68. An amazing rack on display for every perv and his one-eyed little friend, probably requires an ointment.

  69. I guess I should go do my Christmas cards. *sigh*

    Don’t know why I can’t get in the spirit.

  70. Beasnson is likely a better candidate for maredaughter than I am, by virtue of him not already having a wife.

    But how many chickens does he have?

  71. I has survived the Christmas Feasteses at works.

    *rubs belly*

  72. Leon, he has zero chickens, but then he is only 22.

  73. Good day, preppers.

  74. Just got done with our holiday feast too. Mmmm, turkey.

  75. I hate hearing ‘well, we did lose the election’. That does not mean just because asshole won, our elected officials now work for him and must do everything he wants.

  76. beasn?

    sing “soft kitty” for me….

  77. Has anyone seen my Sharpie?

    http://tinyurl.com/cvwlxkf

  78. Linkfail, Two Dogs Fucking.

  79. Leon, he has zero chickens, but then he is only 22.

    Pah, clearly I would make a better husband for Mare’s daughter. She will make great friends with her sister-wife, Mrs. Caruthers.

  80. *clears throat*

    Soft kitty
    Warm kitty
    Little ball of furrrrrrr…

    Happy kitty
    Sleepy kitty
    After it shoots your ass off my lawnnnnnnn….

  81. She will make great friends with her sister-wife, Mrs. Caruthers.

    She will only agree to that if the first thing they do, is bury you under the chicken coop for suggesting such a thing.

  82. that’s nice.

    Now let’s do it as a round…..

    and keep rubbing the vaporub into my chest…

  83. It’s that closed-minded bigotry that really hurts my would-be-polygamist heart, beasn.

  84. Try rubbing that stuff on your feet too. I hear shit absorbs through the feets.

  85. Linkfail, Two Dogs Fucking.

    Meh. It was just an ISWYDT gag.

  86. It’s that closed-minded bigotry that really hurts my would-be-polygamist heart, beasn.

    The fear of maggots or the wrath of mother in laws is a wonderfully civilizing thing.

  87. Try rubbing that stuff on your feet too. I hear shit absorbs through the feets.

    that sounds like a great idea..

    one sec..
    .
    .
    okay… it’s kinda burning a little bit….
    .
    .
    okay, it’s starting to really burn between my toes now…
    .
    .
    OMFG WHAT FRESH NEW HELL IS THIS?!??

    *tries to run to bathtub to wash feet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVow2jTHrI#t=00m18s

  88. I hear shit absorbs through the feets.

    You can pour vodka into your eyes to get drunk, too.

    Or, enema.

    Yep.

  89. MOOOOOOOm, Beasn doesn’t want me to have multiple wives!

    She’s mean.

  90. You can pour vodka into your eyes to get drunk, too.

    I hear it’s really awesome if you vaporize it then inhale it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUYzQaCCt2o#t=00m34s

  91. Why would I want some other way to get drunk from vodka that isn’t me drinking it?

  92. *tries to run to bathtub to wash feet

    Oh geez, that guy cracked his noggin. Hate those videos.

    If it doesn’t burn your chest, it won’t burn your toes unless something else is festering on them.

  93. If it doesn’t burn your chest, it won’t burn your toes unless something else is festering on them.

    *looks at bottle.

    sunuva…

    this isn’t vaporub.

    this is lauraw’s hump conditioner….

    DAMMIT!

  94. Oh geez, that guy cracked his noggin. Hate those videos.

    What I find hilarious about it is that they set the camera up there and just…. waited…. hoping someone would slip and, even better, hurt themselves…just so they could have a 2 second drop-in for the nightly news to graphically show how ice is slippery.

    IN fact, I almost wonder of that wasn’t someone who worked for the station. Some intern they told to go out there and slip.

  95. I was gonna comment, but I’ve been staring at the jiggly butt gif for an hour now. . .

  96. this is lauraw’s hump conditioner….

    HEY! I’ve been searching and searching for that!!!

    *stands here angrily with an unruly hump*

  97. Bought a nice bottle of The Glenlivet for my SWAT pal. Hope he doesn’t report me for having an “assault weapon”!

  98. HEY! I’ve been searching and searching for that!!!

    I’m just glad you didn’t leave it on my bar.

    I might have drunk it.

  99. I might have drunk it.

    Or put it in your eyes.

  100. enema.

  101. *stands here angrily with an unruly hump*

    I thought the last case of unruly hump was reported in 1897.

    *calls CDC*

  102. Velma??

    http://tinyurl.com/buqtd5h

  103. Or put it in your eyes.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/bp3zeq2

  104. I saw Unruly Hump open for English Horseface in December of ’07.

  105. I watched an unruly hump savagely murder an entire thread on a “popular” weblog.

  106. This does have a strong “deja moo” feel to it.

  107. I watched an unruly hump savagely murder an entire thread on a “popular” weblog.

    I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Hump-backed monstrosities set upon and kill a man within seconds. Incompetent traitors elevated to high positions within the government of the country that they betrayed.

    All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain…

    Time to die.

  108. Time to die.

    Lemme help you with that.

  109. Wiser – Great Blade Runner reference!

  110. So, which Kennedy will be named to replace Kerry in the Senate?

  111. I’m told that “Unruly Hump” is just a euphamism for “Camel Toe” which in itself is just a euphamism for “labia majora that’s fucking out of control”. That’s just what I’m told is all.

  112. So, which Kennedy will be named to replace Kerry in the Senate?

    Jello Biafra.

  113. So, which Kennedy will be named to replace Kerry in the Senate?

    Maria Shriver.

  114. So, which Kennedy will be named to replace Kerry in the Senate?

    Ted’s wife.

    I’m not kidding.

  115. I don’t know why I bother to listen to Ed Morrissey’s stupid ustream show. I would like to reach through the intertubes and deliver a 4G dick punch. Fucking idiot. Boehner’s Plan B was brilliant, you see, and evil Teabaggers refused to pass it. Now will the GOP be blamed whereas if Plan B passed everything would be rosy!

    Where does this bald turd gets off thinking he can control the MFM spin? Plan B never had a chance to reach the Senate and the MFM would again blame the GOP even if they passed it, saying they delivered an unacceptable bill that Obastard would not sign, therefore consigning the nation to massive tax hikes.

    This fucking retard is actually making Duane from Hugh Hewitt’s show look intelligent, which is remarkable.

  116. “So, which Kennedy will be named to replace Kerry in the Senate?”

    http://is.gd/7Cebsa

  117. I wonder if Ed Morrissey would ever have the guts to debate Mark Levin on this.

    On the other hand, I don’t wonder.

  118. Go long, John!

    http://tinyurl.com/bq6alj6

    I got it, Mr. President!

    http://tinyurl.com/bueh76e

    *sigh. Let’s try that again

    Go long, John!

    http://tinyurl.com/cnxw6ga

    I got it, Mr. President!

    http://tinyurl.com/ycqt7mm

    *sigh

    Okay, one more time..

    Go long John!

    http://tinyurl.com/csacjhy

    I got it, Mr. President!

    http://tinyurl.com/cweykc8

    *sigh

    Look, how about you just go windsurfing instead.

  119. Oh my, Kerry’s face makes me want to punch the smug right off of it.

  120. Kerry=Cheesedick

    That is all.

  121. I loved all the little shits screeching about “Truuuuuuuuue conservatives” while bitching, “MY TAXES ARE GOING UP”. Hey, if you wanted the taxes to go up on the top 2%, 1%, 0.1%, (or even just the single top person in income) but aren’t willing to pay more taxes yourself? You’re a stupid. You are a very stupid. You deserve to pay more in taxes.

    & this has nothing to do with “equality” or “everyone paying the same.” It’s simple: if you don’t want your own, personal taxes increased then you certainly can’t raise taxes on anyone else.

    (I’m also not saying that [idiots] wanting their own taxes raised means they should raise anyone else’s rate, but it’s a definite prerequisite)

  122. Swiss cheese too. Like on his cheesesteak.

  123. Kerry catches football like a girl. HAHA!

  124. So, when Kerry proves himself to be wholly incompetent as SoS and the world starts exploding because they realize that we will do nothing to stop that from happening, are Kerry and Obama going to blame Clinton?

    ‘Cause Kerry simply inherited whatever mess she left behind, doncha know

    Isn’t that how it works?

  125. What does go on a cheesesteak? I’m too snobby to have ever eaten one.

  126. I dislike John Kerry so much, I am almost of the mind that the wrong MA Senator died in 2009.

    But then I remember that Teddy was responsible for Kerry’s career and was also a scum-sucking, anti-American traitor who also killed a woman, and I feel confident that, if one of them had to die, it was the right choice.

  127. Wiz, American, provolone, or gluten, leon.

  128. If Obama ever needs him to hurt himself in order to avoid testifying, we know he’s capable.

  129. Until now, I have never heard this bald weasel bugfucker Ed Morrissey behave like such a dishonest interlocutor. Insisting that passing Plan B would have immunized, immunized, I tells ya! the GOP from media criticism. Even though he admits himself the Senate would NOT take up Plan B. Even though he flatly refuses to make the simple observation that Plan B contained stuff utterly unacceptable to the Dems and Obastard. Even though he hasn’t the brains of a flatworm to imagine if Plan B had passed the House that the MFM would be howling “GOP condemns nation to massive middle class tax hikes by refusing to submit a compromise bill the Senate could approve and the President could sign!”

    “But but but the GOP could say ‘We passed a bill!’” The Senate doesn’t want a bill. Neither does Obastard. No matter what the House passed, it would be unacceptable. But it’s too good an opportunity for Morrissey to trash Teabaggers, so he’s busy rubbing pragmatism polish on his greasy dome. Shithead.

  130. Wiz, American, provolone, or gluten, leon.

    I believe my abstinence has been the right decision all along.

  131. Fried onions and ‘Merican cheese. Anything else is some douchebag, effeminate, America-hating imitation.

  132. I heard a congressman (don’t remember who) refer to the tea party as “those chuckleheads”. I wanted to reach through the radio and strangle him.

    It was probably Lindsay Graham. No reason to think it wasn’t.

  133. Maybe Kerry will catch a cold and trip on a weed and bruise his poon. Then he can hide from Congressional hearings perpetually.

  134. Isn’t Wiz the original? I think it was on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

  135. I hope he doesn’t have any facial surgery scheduled. The last round hit him kinda hard.

  136. Wiz

    *giggles

  137. *Orwell enjoys spray cheese*

    http://bit.ly/100ohaO

    possibly NSFW

  138. Until now, I have never heard this bald weasel bugfucker Ed Morrissey behave like such a dishonest interlocutor.

    honest?

    So you’ve never read his snide anti-Tea Party stuff at HA? Or his absolute psychotic need to maintain an “above it all” superiority? Or his obsession with always, always, always finding the other hand.

    As in “cutting spending is important, but, on the other hand….” or “Obama is really undermining national security here, but on the other hand….”

    See, he’s teh smart! He can see issues from all sides. And anything the Tea Party supports, he’s against. Because he’s smart. And above it all.

  139. LINKS ONLY PLEASE, HOTSPURT!!!

  140. hotspur is hereby banned for 5 minutes.

  141. Got stuck in the same room with “Search for Santa Paws” playing. It has my vote for worst Christmas movie ever. I’d listen to “Christmas Shoes” before dealing with this pile of poo again.

  142. Kerry’s face makes me want to punch the smug right off of it.

    Jay is in my head.

    If anyone needs a poon punch, it’s that long-faced, PoS, D grade asshole.

    My dad defends him ‘ He’s a war hero, beasn’

    me – ‘He’s a traitor who lied about his fellow soldiers.’

    him – ‘He has men defending him’

    me – ‘Less than 12, when 200 others have come out and signed an affidavit that he was an asshole self serving scum sucking pig then and now’

    me – ‘Are you okay with him poo pooing ‘re-education camps’ after we abandoned those people, that they were only ‘re-education camps’.

    him – *click*

  143. What the fuck, Hospurt?

  144. hotspur is hereby banned for 5 minutes.

    Ooooo, Festivus is early this year!

  145. If Obama ever needs him to hurt himself in order to avoid testifying, we know he’s capable.

    You mean, Kerry, right?

    It’s gonna be so much fun watching that douchenozzle bowing to world leaders every where he goes for the next 4 years.

  146. But it’s too good an opportunity for Morrissey to trash Teabaggers, so he’s busy rubbing pragmatism polish on his greasy dome. Shithead.

    Indeed. The GOP needs to pass a good bill for the Republic, not the assholes, tell said assholes, the ball is in your court, and go home.
    Then, when shit hits the fan because assholes refuse to ‘compromise’, the assholes can own it.

  147. Christmas cards done, bills paid (cries), time to hit the grocery store.

  148. hotspur is now free from his banning.

    Question on the floor: Do we release his attempts to comment during his banning from pending status or not?

    What say ye?

  149. Hahahahha

    You dick.

  150. Somebody naughtied all over the ‘blog & I missed it?

  151. Hahahahha

    You dick.

    ahhhh, there’s nothing like the inspiring first words of a man who has suffered the indignity of a banning and lived to tell the tail.

  152. What say ye?

    MOAR BOOZE!

  153. Somebody naughtied all over the ‘blog & I missed it?

    Punishment has been assigned and the sentence has been served.

    We shan’t speak of this …. again….

  154. MOAR BOOZE!

    The delegate from Pennsylvania has spoken.

    What say ye, Michigan?

  155. Madame Banhammer, the loyal state of Southern Clownifornia votes THE CAEK IS A LIE.

  156. Michigan abstains..

    Arizona?

  157. Aye to Booze!

  158. We do not abstain. Ask Hotspur’s buddies at the ghetto bar if he abstains.

  159. CALIFORNIA, SIT DOWN!

    I will not have these proceedings turned into a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

  160. tale

  161. Aye to Booze!

    Arizona says Moar Booze.

    We do not abstain.

    Second call then for Michigan

  162. I missed it.

    *pouts

  163. We say more locally produced wines and whiskeys, legal or otherwise.

    /snooty

  164. tale

    it was an olde Englishe spellinge

  165. That was weird. I hit refresh multiple times over the last hour, and only when I posted did it show new comments.

    **kicks wordpress in teh jimmy**

  166. That happens to me all the time, Roamy.

  167. *sits down with indignant huff*

    *lets match to Southern Clownifornia*

    *belatedly realizes Southern Clownifornia is already a heap of ashes*

  168. Michigan says Moar Booze.

    California?

  169. I saw that yesterday, roamy. I had to refresh 3 times to get it to actually refresh. I thought it was because I was remoting from home.

    Today, it’s better.

  170. Wait, did Hotspur talk about longbows? Because I don’t want to read it if he did.

    We should talk about crossbows instead.

  171. *can’t tell the difference between “lets” and “sets”*

  172. MOAR GOLDSCHLAGER!

  173. *lets match

    lights

  174. I think he was talking about Bert and Ernie, and their alternative lifestyle.

  175. The delegate from Alabama says “hold my beer and watch this!” (counts as moar booze all around and a Diet Dr. Pepper for Sean.)

  176. California says Moar Gay Booze

    The delegate from Alabama looks … strangely… flexible.. all of a sudden…

    Okay, look this could take forever and I think we all have a pretty good idea of what the outcome will be so I’m just calling it here.

    unless there is any objection, Moar Booze passes unanimously

    waitaminute.. that wasn’t the question on the floor, was it?

    ah, fuck it, where’s the vodka?

  177. WerdPress was a dirty filthy whore yesterday all the way around.

  178. Here’s what the entire country thinks of plan B:

    What is plan B?

  179. Clownifornia votes for Plan J&B.

  180. Clownifornia votes for Plan J&B.

    CALIFORNIA, SIT DOWN!

  181. Ahh, leave him alone. He’s been laying in the pine box for some time!

  182. I only knew Plan B as that pill you take after having wild coke-and-booze infused sex so you wouldn’t get pregnant.

    I read that somewhere once.

  183. *Iowa throws an empty Templeton Rye bottle at the esteemed gentleman from CT

  184. I only knew Plan B as that pill you take after having wild coke-and-booze infused sex so you wouldn’t get pregnant.
    I read that somewhere once.
    ———————
    That’s so romantic. What are you doing later? I have a bottle of Belvedere and an eight ball (and cialis).

  185. *Iowa throws an empty Templeton Rye bottle at the esteemed gentleman from CT

    Will someone please take that lampshade off of Iowa’s head? Thank you.

  186. Clownifornia demands a floor fight! With fists and large cream pies!

  187. Careful MJ. Little kids should only take 1/2 a cialis. Otherwise…

  188. I have a bottle of Belvedere and an eight ball (and cialis).

    oooOOooo the Trifecta!

  189. Did someone say Russian Parliament?

  190. This blog is becoming ungovernable. If only it were run like Communist China. Sure, that may not be your cup of tea, but they get things done.

    *dons Mao jacket and loads AK-47*

  191. Ahh, leave him alone. He’s been laying in the pine box for some time!

    Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania!!

    *sigh

    OVER HERE, PENNSYLVANIA! LOOK THIS WAY.. OVER HERE!!!

    Oh never mind, I can’t tell if you can see me or not anyway, what with your eyes just randomly darting around in all directions….

  192. Twice the Belvedere, half the cialis.

    Got it.

  193. *shoots a spitwad thru a straw into J’ames’ ear at 30 paces*

  194. Clownifornia demands a floor fight! With fists and large cream pies!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1XlMizMPDc

  195. Ow!

  196. Wait! What happened to the eight ball?? Oh never mind; I think I have a nine ball in my overnight bag anyway.

  197. Do I hear…

    I SAID.. DO I HEAR A SECOND FOR THE MOTION TO ADJOURN??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AOeSrLCD-U

    oh, never mind

  198. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1XlMizMPDc

    Worst. Video. Ever.

  199. Yay! I think my Secret Santa present arrived!

  200. Twice the Belvedere, half the cialis.

    Got it.

    The Lord loves a working man
    Don’t trust whitey
    See a doctor and get rid of it.

    Okay, got it.

  201. Oh my Gawd… THAT’S NOT PIE

  202. Worst. Video. Ever.

    Did you watch to the end? Then I don’t think you can really judge it properly.

    So nyah.

  203. http://youtu.be/1v_BVNGAfYM

  204. well, ladies and germs, I’m outa here for a while.

    Please be sure to clean up after yourselves and for God’s sake, Cyn, cover yourself.

    No one wants to see that…..

  205. Tonight feels like a wine night.

  206. Did you watch to the end? Then I don’t think you can really judge it properly.

    So nyah.

    Oh yes I did and they did it all wrong.

  207. No one wants to see that…..
    ———————–
    I’d take a peek. Just sayin’.

  208. and for God’s sake, Cyn, cover yourself.
    No one wants to see that…..

    L to R: Cyn, Wiser
    http://is.gd/xLSaWE

  209. Fuck the secret Santa. I want a visit from the booze & porn Santa.

  210. I want a visit from the booze & porn Santa.

    You should have bribed Carin to get your name to the right person.

  211. Aww, thanks MJ.

    *shoots dirty look at wiser*

  212. Lurves me the banana video.

  213. No SS surprise for me yet. I’m thinking I maybe didn’t tip CaRiN enough. Stupid phone tip calculator.

  214. I bribed Carin with a brand new pair of those barefoot runner shoes.

  215. Just kidding. I bribed her with moar redheads in HHD.

  216. That whore.

  217. http://tinyurl.com/dys92lp

  218. Cyn was a bad girl this year. No Secret Santa for her.

  219. It’s Blatant Santa for you, Cyn. HAHAHAHAHA!

  220. Blatant Santa would be like Rosetta showing up in whitey tighties. Do.Not.Want.

  221. This blog is becoming ungovernable.

    Possibly the most silly comment ever made here.

  222. Just kidding. I bribed her with moar redheads in HHD.

    Dangitall!

    *wonders if it’s too late to send her some Tool iTunes crap*

  223. If it’s fucking Tool, she already has it.

  224. It’s Blatant Santa for you, Cyn. HAHAHAHAHA!

    So then you’re saying that Santa is coming after all?!?
    YESSSSSS!!!

  225. If it’s fucking Tool, she already has it.

    Sheesh, Hotspur; I wasn’t talking about the purple dildo on her bookshelf. Get with the program!

  226. I worked for a fucking Tool once.

  227. Santa, baby, just hammer home your hotdog toniiiiight.

  228. She’s working right now. We probably shouldn’t abuse her too badly behind her back.

    *cough*

  229. Yes; that would be bad if we did.

  230. About 15 people from church coming over for dinner tonight. Ugh. Means no booze for Phat.

    Wonder if anyone will notice the totally inappropriate action figure I’ve placed in the Nativity set? That could be fun.

  231. Means no booze for Phat.

    Phat is a Mormon??!?!!

  232. HA! That sounds like FUN, Phat.

    Might you have any photos of your naughty nativity? Could be a great header picture.

  233. Heh let me guess Captain America and the baby Jesus.

    Wait Aqua Man?

  234. The Hulk!

  235. Princess Leia in slave costume?

  236. Our Nativity has Lego mini figures mixed in. GI Joe stops by when he’s in the living room.

  237. For the love of God, why do dogs roll around in shit?

    *grumbles, gets the dog shampoo*

    That’s probably why it’s called “shampoo”. Cause of the poo

  238. It’s Master Chief from HALO standing next to Mary. Really surprised it hasn’t been noticed yet.

  239. First guests are here. Be back later…

  240. GI Joe stops by

    http://youtu.be/ftgmdRlDkko

  241. That Master Chief really gets around.

  242. Damn, I look good!

    http://tinyurl.com/c69uquz

  243. Roamy that is the silliest thing I never saw till now.

    I love it.

  244. The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is showing up in every ad on every webpage I see.

    It beats the heck out of that dog 570 model.

  245. They stopped making Watney’s Red Barrel in 1997?

    This is the worst century EVER!

  246. I got yer Hutzler Banana Slicer.

  247. Dave, if you missed that one, you might have missed this one.

    http://youtu.be/ZA1MAp1XuvA

  248. Aw, that one cut off the song. Try this one.

    http://youtu.be/icjh6wGUUfE

  249. Ghetto Couch.

  250. HAH! Does my nose amuse you?

    Suddenly I am filled with Christmas cheer, although I did bend that BD guy over the conference room table today and fuck him in the ass.

    He had it coming.

  251. Rape isn’t about sex, it’s about power.

  252. That didn’t sound exactly like rape-rape either. It’s all good.

  253. I hate it when these things happen before the holidays

  254. Yeah, that wasn’t a sexy-time thing, it was more like, a viking.

  255. BD guy?

  256. Is it rape if its a zombie? I mean they’re dead, right?

  257. Business Development, Chief, not the other thing.

  258. I bet if Officer Paul of Windsor Locks CT had pulled Rosetta’s pants down when he had him leaned up against the squad car, Rosetta would have said something like “Hey man, this isn’t funny anymore.”

    That’s what I bet.

  259. No, Jim. That’s necrophilia.

  260. BD = business development. Sales.

  261. I thought BD stood for bald dude. And I thought, you fucked Rosetta in the ass? Gross.

  262. Viking Rape

  263. Better Rosetta than me. He likes that kind of thing.

  264. It’s not necrophilia if she was alive when I started.

  265. If I can make it through tomorrow, it’ll be 6 weeks without pr0n.

    Driving for 6 hours ought to keep me mostly occupied.

  266. Jim, if she was resisting when alive, it’s rape. If she became a zombie during, and you didn’t notice, still rape. If she became a zombie and you did notice — and still finished — necrophilia.

    I hope that clears up the confusion.

  267. Ahhhh, “Business Development” or bullshitters and glad-handers.

    “Hey, got a great line on a multi-year contract. Take a look at the RFP. Oh, and the VP expects a full proposal on his desk by Monday. Have a great weekend!”

  268. Way too complicated, I’m going to resume thinking about kittens, puppies and long walks on the beach.

  269. Beef O’Brady’s Bowl

    Shoot me now.

  270. Long story short, this guy cannot call his customer unless I’m on the phone. Because technology, the stuff he is ostensibly selling, is confusing or something.

    I advised. “You are the sales lead. This is your customer. A person which you actually have a relationship with, having served together in the United States Army. He is your friend. If you think he needs to be called, then sack up and call him for Chrissake. Also coffee is for closers.”

  271. I was working on a response to a RFP today and thinking the entire time, this is bullshit.

  272. DinT – We had a BD guy who was the S-I-L to a Commonwealth Supreme Court Justice. Drunken, lazy do nothing twit.

  273. The cool thing about being boss is when I think an RFP is bullshit, I just shitcan it.

  274. Did anybody make a drunken pass at anybody else at the office Christmas party today?

  275. RFP?

  276. request for proposal

  277. I’ve written some RFP responses. Worked on a couple of proposals back when I was in the other division.

    None of that these days.

  278. Mostly I wrote technical content for RFIs, now that I’m thinking about it. Those are usually the starting point for RFPs in Federal acquisitions.

  279. Pupster – I think the last one is dog for “STFU”.

  280. SYWM

  281. Tonight the demon Netflix has offered me a select horror movie from a new, far off land. It’s called Breeders, and purports to be from a place called “1986″.

    I’ll keep you all informed as best I’m able as our tale unfolds.

  282. Are you sure Breeders isn’t porn?

  283. 3 minutes elapsed, and our alien antagonist has claimed his first victim!

    Wait, he appears to have rejected her. Based on the cover info suggesting the intent is to breed with virgins, I’m guessing miss lycra-dress-and-fishnet-stockings was as virginal as dear Stacey up yonder.

    Yes, I’m judging her based on shallow signals of sluthood.

  284. I saw a boob, but this doesn’t seem like porn.

    Also, the halfrican female doctor has some seriously big hair.

    We’re in a hospital now, badly interrogating the victim.

  285. Breeders. http://tinyurl.com/ce9fsxl

  286. Man, they’ve got some seriously outdated computers in 1986. They must be buying used ones.

    The cop dude just got told not to smoke in a hospital office. Fascists. Not like there were any patients around.

  287. They appear to speak a dialect of English in 1986, that or the dub is really, really good. There’s also a Vogue photo shoot going on. Weird.

    Oh crap, nude yoga, gotta keep typing ’til it’s over.

    Still going. Tan lines. No muscle tone. Oh good, monster’s back.

  288. They’re doing that lame, cheesy thing where they keep teasing you with partially seeming the monster in bad light. I’m guessing the reveal will come in the second act.

  289. I saw that movie. The breeder impregnates Lindsay Lohan.

  290. What was Lindsey Lohan doing in 1986? Didn’t they revoke her passport at some point?

    They interviewed the nude yoga victim under truth serum, allowing them to break through the induced amnesia!

    Suspense: built.

  291. Reveal! It’s basically The Fly. Disappointing.

    OTOH, he killed a crazy hobo lady, so I’m warming up to him.

  292. http://www.amendment2.com/shop/ballistic-backpack/

    if you had a youngster in school would you buy this (finances allowing) and re-equip him/her: how would you explain the change to said youngster so that the upgrade is potentially useful?

  293. I’m just frustrated that this RFP is 6x the effort for 1/10th the money. And I will be a good little engineer because the budget sucks, and I’d like to keep my job.

  294. The women in 1986 all seem to like shoulder pads in their garments. Must make for awkward gender relations. I hope that doesn’t screw up their next generation, too.

  295. Breeders (1986): “The Manhattan General Hospital has admitted a string of young women who have been raped by something otherworldly. The perpetrator only attacks women who are virgins.”

    There must have been more virgins in 1986 (there were too many at my college).

  296. Whoa, super weird, 1986 has a town called New York, too

  297. So far, 1986 seems sort of quaint and backward, I have no trouble believing that it has more virgins.

  298. “this RFP is 6x the effort for 1/10th the money. And I will be a good little engineer ..”
    haha – i was once the gsa liaison douche for a company and had to deal with gubmint types that were tasked with shaking down the private sector for tech that they had no idea how it worked – but they had a budget and a panel of experts that told them what one off shit should cost….

  299. The women in 1986 all seem to like shoulder pads in their garments.

    The style in clothing back then was a more crisp and angular sensibility. More tailored and blocky.

    We wore yards and yards of fabric, and piles of accessories, and our hair was big, and we looked really *nice*. We did not walk around in public in our grubby underwear and pajamas, slouching around like a bunch of slobs, which is what the kids do today.

    *sniffs haughtily*

  300. CPFF Roamy. It’s gonna be that way for a while.

    Ouch.

  301. Man, a lot of these women seem to dislike gay guys — or at least lament meeting them when looking for a guy — almost like they don’t want to spend time with men who want nothing to do with them.

    How oppressive.

  302. Back then? I don’t understand. I’m pretty sure 1986 is just a different country with odd fashion sense.

    I could see moving there if the SHTF.

  303. I recall the women of 1986 fondly.

    I was dealing with one of them, driving her around in a car in a car seat to get her to relax and stop crying.

    This is not as creepy as it sounds. It’s a dad memory. She showed up in 1986.

  304. WARNING: women who survive alien breeding become zombie slaves of the alien dude.

    I’m startin’ to like the way alien dude rolls. Guy’s got game.

  305. And he killed a hobo.

    I just noticed that the hobo and the men he’s stolen skin from are the only people he’s actually killed.

    Protagonist?

  306. I was married in 1986

  307. I thought women looked great in

  308. I mean, the women aren’t dead, they’re helping repopulate an endangered species.

    By US standards, they’re lucky to have the chance to be heroes.

  309. I though women looked great in 1986, so much so that I spent real time, and real money chasing them.

  310. I think I was in 1986 for awhile, but I wasn’t really paying attention to women yet.

    Alien just saved a chick from a human rapist. He’s a damn hero.

  311. Best thing so far? No fake bewbs.

  312. I was in high school in 1986, when my little brother was born. When I walked around in public carrying him, people thought he was mine.

  313. ahhhh… ’86
    hmmmm

  314. Hahahhahaha. “No, really, he’s my little brother!”

    “Slut!”

  315. I was still in 5th grade when I visited 1986.

    Alien just killed a janitor. Practically a hobo, I still say he’s the protagonist.

  316. Laura I had one of those too, well, a baby girl. You can’t tell when they’re all Churchill faced. People kept giving me the stinkeye for puttin her on the trunk lid while I loaded the groceries.

    WTF, I didn’t drop her. Lighten up stnkeye people.

  317. My ex wife had that problem. Her little sister was born when she was 15.

  318. well, not one of those too. The baby girl was my progeny

  319. Alien dude has like a big slime jacuzzi where he lets the wimmens hang out after breeding.

    Seriously, he’s a playa badass, man.

  320. Hey Leon, after your cinematic epic is over, you night look at the Wildgorillaman page on FaceDouche. He’s been posting some stuff you might enjoy the last few days.

  321. I got graduated and married in ’86 and my little brother turned 2.

  322. …but I’d have to go on facedouche.

  323. I wish he’d go back to http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/

  324. April 1986 my first kid started messing with me.

    Been pretty much the same for 26 years. I don’t mind really

  325. I did not have a muscle car in 1986 but I did have a 85 GPZ 750 Turbo

    It was a muscle bike and fast
    fast I say

  326. I graduated in ’86 too Beasn, college that is. Got engaged the next year to a woman I didn’t marry.

  327. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 21, 2012 9:35 pm
    …but I’d have to go on facedouche.
    ===
    Oh the horror…………
    But that chick the other day was epic.

  328. I had been a Chief Petty Officer for over a year and my son was 6 years old in 1986.

    GET OFF MY LAWN!

  329. OMG they set my hero on fire!

    And they electrocuted the slime jacuzzi!

    You bastards!

  330. I was just out of college and doing the working for a living thing in ’86.

  331. MCPO procreated six years before I did.

    As far as he and I know.

  332. I’m so depressed now.

  333. I had just dropped out of college in 1986.

  334. In 1986 I discovered that college professors don’t care if you show up for class or watch The Price is Right in the common room.

  335. I liked 1986. Herself and I had a really nice rancher on the water in Florida that year.

  336. I had my whole life ahead of me. So many mistakes were still ahead of me. My life could suck so much less.

  337. Is it possible that we are related, Bear?

    http://is.gd/byLeAN

  338. Alright, I’m going to walk down towards the “e” & see if it’s a kitten.

    Nope, it’s a caboodle.

  339. Now I’m going to see if this “b” down here is a kitten.

    Nope, it’s just an object.

  340. Okay, there’s an “*”, let’s see if it’s a kitten.

    No, this particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC.

  341. Hrm, here’s a “^”, is it a kitten?

    No, a ton of feathers.

  342. Okay, is the “g” a kitten, perhaps?

    It’s part of a complete breakfast. *sigh*

  343. That “H” might be a kitten!

    Dang. A jar of library paste.

  344. Pups, SQUEEEEEEE!!!! I would get so mad at the profs that took attendance or deviated from the syllabus.

  345. We interupt the psychotic incoherent ramblings of Stark Dicksomething to bring you this important safety gif.

    http://i.imgur.com/om6o1.gif

  346. So many mistakes were still ahead of me. My life could suck so much less.

    http://i.imgur.com/DVHdi.gif

  347. My dick ran my life pretty well the first 35 years or so.

  348. A Christmas Story:
    My stepson is a firefighter and paramedic in a rural central New York community. He called us the other day to check in and tell of his latest goings on.
    He is a good kid; a gentle man; a big sob I call the Beast (much to his Mom’s dismay). Anyway, his company got a call about a woman in some kind of distress. He was first on the scene and observed a very large woman vomiting stool – not the kind used for milking cows btw – realizing the gravity of her situation he called for more manpower to transport the sow to a facility which could deal with her most likely life threatening condition. While he was waiting for help he found a little girl (about 2yo) in a dreadful state of hygiene and an adult male passed out in a drug / alcohol induced stupor.
    Help arrived and they got the woman into an ambulance and on her way. My stepson stayed with the little girl and tried to figure out what to do to clean her up and get her situated. At this point in the telephone conversation my wife interrupted and asked how the father could sleep through all the commotion; the Beast said “well he really couldn’t when I kicked him in the ribs”… anyway, the child remained with the adult male at the apartment and the EMS and police left.
    Evidently my stepson couldn’t shake the thought of the conditions in which the little girl was living so he called CPS. It turns out the little girl had been abducted 5 months ago from another State.
    She was reunited with her parents today.

  349. http://tinyurl.com/cka44gy

  350. anyway, the child remained with the adult male at the apartment and the EMS and police left.

    WTF, over?!

  351. They said I would know if I had that job in ND this week.

    I heard nothing and am depressed

  352. “WTF, over?!”
    it’s bizarre how many of our rights can be taken for the wrong reasons and how many wrong things can be given bizarre rights….

  353. good luck VMax!

  354. Done with work. Where’s my ride?

  355. 9 degrees, and pizza sales are slow. Gonna be a long night.

  356. Hi Carin
    How was work?

  357. Done with work. Where’s my ride?
    ————————–
    You’re insatiable.

  358. She was reunited with her parents today.

    Happy ending, then. Good. Did the sow survive to be arrested?

  359. I’m still praying for you, Vman.

  360. shit it’s cold

  361. Thanks X
    I am seriously in need of a job

  362. Thank your stepson for me Jam2. Praying for Vman.

  363. Thankee Oso
    I hav friends in ABQ and property in Demming
    Perhaps I should look for jobs there. Do you have a website?

  364. Roamy – Good ending yes. I’m not sure about stool mouth’s survival. I’ll probably get more info next weekend when we visit. If she does survive, I’m sure there are multiple felonies that she will be facing.

  365. I’m home now. Son took forever – the roads are really bad.

  366. It wasn’t very busy for us either – so I got out early. I had a good section and some good tippers, though, so I’m happy.

    But the weather sucked, and the way the holiday is falling – I think today is a travel day for many, etc.

  367. Oso – my FIL and his wife live in ABQ. I’ll let you know the next time we are in the area. We didn’t make it out this year, but i think we are planning on a trip out in June.

  368. Very cool, Jam2. June is a great time to visit! Vmax, a jobs website for NM?

  369. Vmax,
    Have you looked at careerbuilder.com and put in a location? You’ll get a lot of hits, but you can sort by type…

  370. Vmax,
    Kirtland AFB is out there and they have a civilian group of engineers that deal with ballistic safety issues. There are a number of engineering consultant groups and of course the university… it may be worth a look. I forget what your specialty is, so if none of these areas fit -
    *waves hand*
    these are not the droids you are looking for

  371. Have you looked into becoming a manwhore, Vmax?

  372. Hello?

  373. Two words: Plastics.

  374. I graduated in ’86 too Beasn, college that is.

    Same here – college. I was almost 21 when my youngest brother was born.

  375. I spent ’86 in Hawaii, either in the field, or drunk on the beach.

  376. Dead. Bed.

  377. So derp those halls, trim those trees
    Raise up cups of Christmas cheer
    I just need to catch my breath
    Christmas by myself this year

  378. It is wrapping day.

    http://i.imgur.com/GGf0p.gif

  379. I wrap the day before, I need the pressure to motivate me

  380. Morning flame jobs.

  381. Wrap?

    Crap.

  382. We may open presents today. It’s just us, so who gives a shit?

  383. Someone’s pulling shit with Daily caller. @@.

    It’s just fricken amazing the manner in which the left operates. It’s been reported as an attack page, and won’t load.

  384. The baby Jesus will know, MJ.

  385. I let my wife wrap everything but her presents. If I do it, things won’t look pretty.

    Winning.

  386. I got through with no trouble, Carin.

  387. BAN ALL THE THINGS

    good morgen

  388. Cool. I got a message. It may have been my filter picked up the report, and yours didn’t?

  389. Morning all y’all.

  390. Could be, I’m just using vanilla firefox and adblockplus.

  391. Great Christmas story jam2 shared.

  392. *tacklehugs Cathy and Car in*

    *calls Car in*

    no answers. rats.

  393. *looks at phone ringng

    I wonder if that’s important?

  394. ARRRRRRRRGH

  395. Hahahaha!

  396. HA! Determining whether Santa is a Lib or a conservative:

    http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/21231-Saturday-morning-links.html

  397. The libs can have Santa, I’ll keep Saint Nicolas and Baby Jesus.

  398. Drive time.

  399. *tacklehugs mare too so there*

  400. Good Morning!

  401. *waiting for my avatar to change*

  402. Sounds we are getting snow for Christmas.

  403. My like fell off. It’s common after 50.

  404. As long as nothing else falls off, Scott.

  405. I lost my like at 48

    *tacklehugs everybody that still has their like on*

  406. **driveby squishy hugs ’cause I got my like on**

  407. *takes like off with extreme prejudice*

  408. You guys need to give a little more.

    *jets to Hawaii and sends you the bill.

  409. Roamy’s got her like on.

    wowsa!

  410. We gots a little snow, but I doubt it will stick around. With all the wailing and teeth gnashing from my boys about clearing the walk, you’d think we were ice station zebra.

  411. They think they have it bad, the Obama’s are in Hawaii without their projectionist.

  412. MJ and Pupster are funny today.

    It’s a two-fer.

  413. They think they have it bad, the Obama’s are in Hawaii without their projectionist.

    *cries.

    They give and give and give

  414. The dog walker is going to gave to dig deep for the next 21 days.

  415. Also – scott – stolen.

  416. Ok. Decision time Car in. Do I go to the gym and lift, then run 3 or 4 miles, or run 5 outside (its freezing) and then do abs. This is probably the most important decision ill make terday so give it a lot of thought.

  417. How much lifting did you do this week?

    I’m gonna run after my shift. 5 miles.

  418. My legs are still sore from WEDNESDAY’s butt/leg workout. I did push-up /pull-up on thursday. I just have bic/tri to do for this week. I’ll do that tomorrow, unless I get or really early today.

  419. Once a week. Pretty basic, but I’m kinda wimpy. We’re not running the marathon, so I can do other stuff now.

    Just half marathons. Mrs MJ decided she wasn’t quite ready yet.

  420. Yea, I’ve totally lost interest in doing a Marathon (I had interest long ago) . I wanna do halfs and triathalons.

  421. ONCE A WEEK?

    Gym time for you.

  422. Ok. Gym it is.

  423. I bet the projectionist has to take down and put away the 54 Christmas trees.

  424. The dog walker just doesn’t have the time.

  425. G’morning cool kids.

  426. They have an arborist.

  427. Vertical Log Practitioner

  428. Bo is in Hawaii, so they probably brought the dog walker with them.

  429. The Obamas have a lower tax rate than their dog walker.

  430. fuck exercise

    *aches* wait, what?

  431. Christmas with your family?

    Who will walk the dog?

  432. fedex sucks jingle balls – i’ve been trying to get a hold of those fuqs since 5 this morning… their phone system even went down

  433. maybe they have phone phobia like me?

  434. *calls Car in again*

    no answer.

  435. “Vertical Log Practitioner”
    is that related to uphill gardener

  436. “Vertical Log Practitioner”

    I was hanging curtains, I swear.

  437. Do you accepts texts, car in?

  438. jam2, their operations are getting farked by the midwest weather.

    http://www.fedex.com/us/servicealerts/

  439. Gnu Poatse

  440. lauraw i finally talked to a live person; the part that pissed me off is the package was on the truck and out for delivery and the damned driver called it a day and went back to the terminal… ??!? my comment to the nice lady was: i paid extra for THAT?
    i was actually polite about it. they are swamped and i understand it.
    tis the season.

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