Good morning, Anger Management Puppets. How about a little uplifting music?
Tushar meets Cyn, forgets to bring coffee.
He is pretty nimble for his age. Must be the obligatory track suit.
Speaking of nimble…
Jack be quick. *hides candlesticks from Xbrad*
Sicko.
And now a word from our Mascot, Beansescat:
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Where is everyone?
mesmerized by hula hoop girl….only a ringing phone broke my trance like state
I was getting chauffeured to work.
leon is the 1%! Get him!
Wow, the big bad gun culture continues to terrify little Bobby Costas:
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/clueless-costas-wouldnt-want-to-have-a-gun-during-a-theater-shooting/
I used to respect that guy.
I’ll have my guards toss you in the woods after they finish with you. Perhaps a possum will eat you and return you to the circle of poop. You people like that sort of thing, right?
I am going to watch and see how long hula girl can keep it up.
Jimbro, was the Mossberg in stock or did you have to wait?
You’re talking about the hoop, right? Right?
Why are all your avatars heads of various kinds? Y’all got a thing for head(s)?
“Well, these questions are for the 20-30 somethings that have children at home that may have problems with firearms safety, NOT YOU, okay?”
Don’t answer. Ridiculous loss of privacy. When anyone in retail asks, “what’s your phone number?” regardless of what they do with it I say, “I don’t give that out.”
I just can’t believe they put that into the health care bill. So sick.
Good morning, good people.
What do you give out, Mare?
Pajama momma had a good response. She wrote NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS on the form they gave her asking all those questions. THe doc came out and shook her hand.
I plead the 5th, the 4th, the 9th, the 14th, & I think I’ll have another 5th to wash it all down.
Sorry about your bar friend, Hotspur.
Man, getting out of bed early sucks harder than Mare at a truck stop.
Thanks, Mare. He was a good guy. He wasn’t married, and had no children, so I guess there’s that.
Yes, the hula hoop, of course..!
Whose turn is it to kick xbrad’s ass?
Thanks in advance.
Is leon around? Or any one else that I can as a RijndaelSimple question to?
Best. Poat. Ever.
I’m around, wassup?
I think Bob Costas has confused “thug culture” with “gun culture.”
He’s around a lot of athletes that aren’t Tebow, so it’s not a completely surprising misunderstanding.
If I have the password and salt value, is there a way in VB or C# that I can determine if a string needs to be decrypted? I am dealing with connection strings.
It’s also possible that “athlete” is a racist dog-whistle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECR1ZRO6tJE
I heard Costas retelling his conversation with Dungy who asked his players (80 of them….pre roster thinning) who owned a gun and 65 players raised their hands. This was somehow horrible and shocking to Costas and I guess Dungy.
hahahaha…Pup.
Why would you not know the encryption status of the string in question?
I’m not sure I’m a good person to ask. Aside from some server-side Java authentication work awhile back, most of my crypto work was academic, number-theory type stuff. I can look at an algorithm and tell you how strong it is, or whether a proposed modification will alter vulnerability, but specific implementation details are going to be fuzzy for me.
Short but sweet spanking of Costas:
http://tinyurl.com/ay6qmo4
right now all connection strings in old applications are encrypted. I’m moving apps to virtual servers, and there really isn’t a need to encrypt all those strings on internal servers. Since the code automatically decrypts everything. I want to keep encryption on installed apps, but remove it on internals. I don’t want to change every business object, so I thought there should be a way to determine the encryption status of a string.
I can do this in a try catch block, but that adds overhead to every failed transaction. Seems there might be a way to check. Meh, just trying something new.
Old school never gets old. I ♥ 4th grade.
Sorry to read about the loss of one of your bar buddies, ‘Spur. Real life sucks sometimes.
I know. I sound real smart right now.
Woo hoo!
That sounded a bit harsh. I was only joking.
Haha, I know. I was making light of it, too.
If it’s symmetric-key encryption (AES/Rjindael), I wouldn’t worry too much about the overhead. Asymmetric stuff is where the slow happens.
I guess I have to start HostageCoding.wordpress.com
I’m rereading all the Mitch Rapp books and I forgot how much I hated the character, Anna Reilly. I was thrilled when he killed her off.
That sounds harsh too.
The overhead is the try catch, not the Rijndael. try catch is a lot more expensive processor wise than a decrypt
You’re gonna like the new one, for the first 2/3 of the book, mare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY
Jeebus, can’t you dipshits post recipes or weather reports?
I’ve already read the new book, Jay.
You could do some timing studies to determine the costliness of the handler block if you’re concerned. Or just throw it in and then say it’s a hardware deficiency when people complain.
hahahah…Scott, I was thinking the same thing.
Or just throw it in and then say it’s a hardware deficiency when people complain.
Haha, I try not to use that one, since I have to get access to a server once in a while.
For some reason no one understands my explanations of a problem. “Just fix it!”
I was gonna post something encrypted to xbrad, and give the website to unencrypt the response.
But then I figured he would get paste on the keyboard, and didn’t bother.
http://youtu.be/ss2hULhXf04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvz5zYm5SDo
Here is a video of Jay and Leon that I shot this morning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsn_OEgby_c
HAHAHA
Where’s
WaldoPupster?http://tinyurl.com/appydwj
I shot this video of Jay and Leon, first floor window:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbYc7qLgBc
The joke’s on you, J’ames. I never click on your links anyway.
Nice bike.
http://tinyurl.com/ayaz9b2
I give this poat 9 of these thingies: !!!!!!!!! mostly because of fap-a-fap girl.
OMG, Synder’s got big balls. He speaks like a nerd, but he’s hitting hard today.
New rule: no posting youtubes of Jay while he’s at work, and can’t view them.
If Snyder actually gets the RTW thing passed, I will take back a lot of my disgruntled statements about him. Not all. Most.
I think we should all concentrate on state and local politics Federally we’re screwed.
Aaaaand, Jay defeats his programming issue using a totally different tactic!
Yay Jay!
Was it a python script? I’ve done that as a cheap solution to “how do we multithread this beastly C++ module?”. Don’t bother, just write a script to run it a dozen times at once.
Nope, app config entry. If it doesn’t exist, or is the wrong value, process normally! Easy peasy
Snyder isn’t doing shit. He’s been woodshedded by the republicans to get on board and get off his RINO ass.
bla bla bla.
You two need to get a room.
well, Snyder > Granholm, right?
Baby steps.
RTW was all I wanted from him, Hotspur. Even if he has to be dragged kicking and screaming to signing the bill, it’s a signed bill. I’m not saying I’d campaign for, donate to, or like the guy, but he’d have at least done the thing I voted for him to do.
And this is still MI’s electorate. Perry wouldn’t stand a chance here, nor would Jindal. Heck, Mitch Daniels couldn’t win a statewide election here. Snyder was the Buckley-rule candidate.
Oh, I agree, Leon. I want the bill too.
If he does this, it’s more than John Engler did for us.
In his defense, Engler didn’t have this legislature.
Or two rounds of auto-bailouts and public disgust with the UAW.
Carin and Leon, go here. Now.
http://www.capwiz.com/nrtwc/issues/alert/?alertid=62219091&type=ml
I’ve always said Boehner looks like he’s a three martini lunch guy, the other day I was listening to him speak and he sounds like it too.
He’s an A-NUMBER ONE-PRICK.
Done. I’m sure I’ll get h8mail now, but I could use the kindling.
who asked his players (80 of them….pre roster thinning) who owned a gun and 65 players raised their hands. This was somehow horrible and shocking to Costas and I guess Dungy.
I’m actually shocked too.
Don’t these 15 people hunt? Don’t they care about protection from bad guys? Do they hate America? Boggles. The. Mind.
UNEXPECTEDLY!!!!!!
http://theothermccain.com/2012/12/06/unexpectedly-unemployment-increases/
HAHAHAHA….
Am I taking crazy pills?
Those who feel Obama’s “plan” is going to lower the deficit/fix the economy/shower the nation with skittles, what are they going to do when it just gets so much worse?
Good morning, barely.
How are you feeling, Aggie?
Morning’s been over for 9 minutes here in the glorious midwest.
Those who signed up for the Obama plan don’t have much sense, Mare.
Mare, I’m now feeling the soreness in the bones, but at least the bruises are yellowing nicely
What really puts me over the edge is the fact we have Boehner running things on our side. Really? Really? That guy needs to retire, continue drinking his lunch and keep his shoulders straight when he putts.
At least our drunks don’t accidentally kill people on purpose.
I can’t wait to hear Mitch Albom’s whining and crying this afternoon.
MJ, I’ve quoted you to my husband a couple of times this week. You may want to stop making sense if you want to fit in here.
I can’t listen to that douchenozzle, even if he’s crying.
Who is Mitch Albom?
Who is Mitch Albom?
You have no idea how happy it makes me that you don’t know.
Who is Mitch Albom?
Writer, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Tuesdays with Morrie.
*cries for knowing*
In my defense, I have never read his works, nor watched the film.
He was a sports writer who’s morphed into an opinon writer/columnist/bookwriter/ radio talk show host.
He’s an asshole.
He wrote “Tuesday’s with morrie”
He also has a radio show that occupoops the airtime on an otherwise-listenable talk station in the 5-7PM timeframe.
When he just did sports, he was ok. Is SPORTS columns are usually good reads.
He wrote a play about Ernie Harwell (after he died) and they say it’s really nice.
He’s a sports reporter (not particularly good) here in Detroit, who has an afternoon radio show that is vapid at best.
He’s also written a couple of really sappy books which liberals eat up like all of the other bullshit pap they’re fed.
I listen so I can laugh at him.
And he does do good things. He supports an orphanage l in Haiti. And he does odd community things.
But he’s still an asshole.
Mitch is a sports writer.
I may report this later, too.
Just to make sure it sticks.
Plus, he has this asshole named Kenny Brown on his show who has the most affected negro dialect on the planet. It’s comical to listen to the two of them try to sound smart.
I don’t like Albom, Lupica, or Costas. They are a bunch of fangirls that think their opinions matter.
If you are in a bad mood, go here:
http://welcomehomeblog.com/
Is he the one with funny ears/
Scott, I got a Mossberg 500 Flex Tac in 12 gauge. Got it through Davidson’s. just enter your ZIP code, what you’re interested in and specify “show in stock only”. When you find what you want you go one step further and they’ll show offers from local gun shops in the radius you specify. The first time I did this I found a local gun shop I had never known about. They’re consistently 10-20% lower than the big name shop near by. Accept the offer, leave a deposit and they ship it to the store. When it gets there they do the background check and take the rest of your money. Here’s a search I did today:
http://www.galleryofguns.com/genie/default.aspx?pg=list&mfg=Mossberg&mdl=500&cat=2&type=Shotgun&cal=12+Gauge&fin=&sit=&inv=Y&zipcode=04401
So your state made you wait fourteen days, and now that the wait period is over, the store doesn’t have it in stock, but you already paid for it?
That’s fucking bullshit.
Send me the money. I’ll go to Cabela’s, then meet you in Cleveland.
I ordered it Saturday, got the call Wednesday from my local gun store and picked it up at noon today. I was in the store for 20 minutes. Maine: come for the lobster and guns, stay for…I’ll get back to you on that real soon.
Maine: come for the lobster and guns, stay for…
The winter storm that trapped you in Maine for 6 months?
Just send me the money.
I just wish we’d planned this for the meetup. Any of us could have bought you one and brought it.
Yeah, that part sucks. I don’t see myself living here when I’m an oldster if I’m that lucky. Although AGW may convert Maine to a Florida-like climate before I shuffle off this mortal coil.
Thanks for the knowledge.
http://tinyurl.com/ca3tfvp
I’m looking forward to MI becoming a sub-tropical freshwater paradise, myself.
I remember Mitch Albom from when I lived up yonder. Didn’t know/remember he wrote those books. Read ‘Tuesdays with Morrie’. Stupid and depressing – the story of what makes a liberal.
Dreck.
Hahahaha
Beasn, ILY.
You couldn’t pay me to read one of his books.
Well, maybe you could. But it would have to be a LOT of money.
David Burge @iowahawkblog
It’s amazing how many people have no higher aspiration than controlling what other people do.
What’s the special today, Car in?
Mare, in my world those people are called insurance companies. My case for today was not approved by insurance company which is why I’m hanging around. Without going into detail it was a minimally invasive procedure not approved. In my experience they will readily pay for a more extensive procedure she does not need yet. Fuckers.
Davidson says “out of stock”.
I wouldn’t buy a shotgun with no stock.
Yeah, their stock is a lot less then Saturday’s. hotspur, you are a wise man!
What’s the special today, Car in?
If I knew that, I wouldn’t be here.
I’ve got today and tomorrow off. I worked the previous five days, so this is my “weekend.”
Hahahaha
The comments at annarbor.com on the RTW legislation are fucking hilarious. I live in a zoo.
Good day, low down dirty Shamus.
‘Allo, everybody!
Hi. Can I ban anyone’s xmas tree?
So get this.
I am a stay-at-home mom. Because “I don’t work”, the Pathology consultant tells Hubby it is easier to move us than to move say, some pathologist who has been a fucking barnacle at the hospital for ten years, because his wife (an OB doc) works there too, and it would be a financial hardship to move them. Never mind that she can find a position in any hospital. Fucking idiots…
Hello to you Sean, but I spell it Séamus
http://bit.ly/SAZKU4
Oh wait… I thought the header said “dog toast.”
the tears of those whining that this is even a possibility (RTW), Hotspur, just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Time to get the boys from school and do some work at home.
Baaa haa haa … and i just stirred the pot on my facebook page. Their whining will begin momentarily. On THEIR page, of course, because they don’t dare face of with my friends. lol.
I get what you’re laying down, Jimbo, but I was going for killer whales, not gumshoes.
I’m pure evil.
I’m pure evil.
This is why we love you.
No pragmatic, compromising evil for Car in. She’s a purist.
The workplace is going to become unsafe, and we’re all going down to minimum wage and will be working 60 hours a week with no overtime. Of course that already applies to me because I am self-employed.
Oh, shit, a papercut.
Ha ha ha.
No I am evil. I just got the usual “I’m not going to debate this with you.”
No, dear. Of course, you’re not. Because that is a debate you would lose.
And the quality of education is going to go down.
*cries
97% of teachers in Florida have been rated as effective or highly effective.
That’s just so goddamn funny I don’t know where to start.
Each school district was allowed to determine their own scoring system, including student performance goals.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
It’s because of class over-crowding, MJ. I’m sure the kids would all be performing excellently if we could have fewer kids per room.
And new technology. That’s a stickler too.
*tickles Rage Baby and gives him some candy and sugar
And the quality of education is going to go down.
I would consider teaching if I didn’t have to join the union. I’m sure I’ll totally suck at it.
You wouldn’t have to join a union to teach at a private school.
Thanks. I found that sucker you gave him stuck to the back of the dog’s head. ‘Bout drove her nuts trying to get at it.
BRB – screwing with the beancounters on my Personal Health Assessment. As far as any of you know, I’m 5’0″ tall, I weigh 100 pounds, I have 9 kids under the age of 18 living in my house, I have 9 chronic health issues, but I’m perfectly healthy (they wouldn’t let me enter a 2 or 3 digit number), I’m 99 years old, and my waist circumference is 75 inches.
Wherever possible, I clicked on “Do Not Know”.
No surprises on the EKG. Same right bundle branch block I’ve had since my first EKG at age 20.
. I found that sucker you gave him stuck to the back of the dog’s head. ‘Bout drove her nuts trying to get at it.
Look, just be grateful I talked him out of where he initially plotted to put it.
*throws Rage Baby a brewski
You wouldn’t have to join a union to teach at a private school.
I’ve considered it. I have a cousin involved in private ed out in AZ, so it’s a feces-fan option if nothing else.
97% of people in my office are highly effective, too.
97% of teachers in Florida have been rated as effective or highly effective.
How many weeks did it take them to tally the results?
I loved teaching. Of course, I was teaching young adults who wanted to be there, not someone’s drug-addled, snot-nosed brats.
And….. my “report” says:
Maybe I should kill a couple of those 9 kids…..
Poof! Stress is gone
Next year, Imma have even more fun with numbers.
One beer?
Man up bitch. Let’s suck down a 12 pack and go grab some titties at the high school around the corner.
I’ll drive.
*kicks Rage Baby down the basement stairs*
Now stay! Stay!
Aggie, does this mean you guys might be moving?
97% of teachers in Florida have been rated as effective or highly effective.
Just grading on the curve, dontcha know.
Carin, post this on your friend’s wall.
http://www.nilrr.org/files/NILRR%20FACT%20SHEET%20RTW%20States%20Benefit%202011.pdf
Effective or highly effective……doing what?
Aggie, does this mean you guys might be moving?
Maybe in a year and a half. I say “maybe” because he went to Egypt and he may play that card against the barnacles, but we’ll see.
Rage Baby sounds like an idea guy.
One beer?
you’re a baby, a 12 pack weighs more than you.
Once you can catch the beer without putting down the cigar we can talk greater quantities.
Aggie, have Dr. Aggie tell his boss that I said you’re not allowed to move.
I’ll wait.
I’ve lost enough weight that my ring fits again! (please ignore the scar tissue on my knuckles, I had a troubled youth)
http://flic.kr/p/dz1zhv
HAHAHAH! Ragebaby uses comment moderation.
PUSSY!
WTF is Ragebaby?
Ragebaby appears to be MJ’s id.
Or possibly MJ’s superego, assuming MJ’s superego is in fact an angry fetus bent on making the world a better place for MJ through any means available.
have Dr. Aggie tell his boss that I said you’re not allowed to move.
I’ll wait.
I’ll wait too….
http://ragebaby.wordpress.com/
Somebody created a ragebaby blerg.
Hahahahaha
Rage Baby moderates comments. Fucking little pussy.
Naughty ragebaby is naughty.
I’m getting old – 2 of the girls’ friends from HS are having babies this month. I still remember when they were in Kindergarten together…..
http://i.imgur.com/naJnw.jpg
Camouflage!
I have a phone interview Tuesday for a job in North Dakota.
*Happy Dance*
*fingers crossed for vmax!
Sending prayers, Vmax!!
2100 miles is a bit of a drive.
One helluva commute, that’s for sure! You’ll have to get a private jet!
Thanks all
I am plotting all the Hostages I can leave flaming bags of poo on my way by.
So far I am at Guy, Rosie, Jay and Phat
*tells wife she has to answer the door from now on
http://blogimages.thescore.com/nhl/files/2012/11/happy-vs-grumpy-cat.jpg
Haha, pup, all that cat needs is a cake.
Good Luck V.
*draws a line from Tampa to North Dakota on googlymaps*
*whistles*
I get to scratch a few states off of my list that I have never been to
Pups that is my favorite grumpy cat captions.
Jennifer Rubin is a twat.
Good Luck Vma…. hey, wait just a second!
Got done early, and scored a flight home tonight! PLUS! My knee set off the metal detectors and I got the full pat down with groinal touching. BONUS
Good luck Vmax. North Dakota is usually about 75-80 degrees this time of year and it never, ever snows.
* checks Minot ND weather *
Oh look! A high of 7 degrees on Sunday!
But it’s a warm 7!
They have a special kind of corn to grow in ND. Growing season is short.
Did you remember to tip the TSA attendant, Dave?
Good luck, Vman
Love that grumpy cat picture, Pup!
I got the full pat down with groinal touching.
Is there video?
Heh
I wonder what Zeke will think of snow and if he will get a winter coat.
I remember years ago, reading an article in National Geographic about North Dakota. It showed people dealing with a Winter that had temps dipping to -40F. Frickin’ insane. There was a picture of this one lady who created a special hood for her parka. She made it a long, fur-lined tunnel that she could just barely see out the end of. This was so her face would not freeze when she went to get her mail.
If you moan when they touch you in the swimsuit area that kinda rattles em.
The workplace is going to become unsafe, and we’re all going down to minimum wage and will be working 60 hours a week with no overtime.
And that’s just to survive under Obamacare, what’re they bitching about?
Dave, you should have pulled your weenus out and smacked them in the face with it. I hear they like that.
best of luck vman!
Vman, you’ve got this!
Nap success!
Man, the liberal heads are exploding.
The senate dems walked out. When my daughters were three they would stomp off when the didn’t get their way.
Hahaha…Rage Baby is commenting at AoS.
Senate Dems walked out? Because they didn’t get their way?
They have the numbers, THEY CAN PASS WHATEVER THEY WANT.
Dana Perino is looking fetching today.
Maybe because she’s sneering at Beckel.
Michigan senate dems, Jay.
They’re getting right-to-work-legislation-butt-fucked, and they wanted a reach around.
Heh, ace called me out in comments one time, and I really had to step up and defend my argument. Really puts you on the spot.
But to get called out in a main post? Wow. *golf clap Mad as Hell
Where’s Michael? http://www.geekologie.com/2012/12/05/batman-cat.jpg
Ah, I see.
Iowa has done pretty good with RTW legislation. Our ue rate is way under the national average.
Made it easier for Obama to win the state, even though it was the GOP governor that righted the ship after the last D yahoo.
And some SEIU thugs got pepper sprayed by state cops in the capitol.
Good times.
Solidarity, bitches!
MJ is bringing the funneh at AOS:
You still have funneh to post over here. You aren’t off the hook.
*taps foot
Yo, bitches! Where my Obamaphone at?
MCPO needs to learn to control his anger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_PC-s_LyiE
Oso is gonna kill me!! Hehehehehehe!
Pssst… Scott… for later, man:
http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/157367/1/watch-denver-broncos-vs-oakland-raiders.html
Woo hoo!
They only had the one link there, but more will creep in as the game gets closer.
Local TV station asked on FB what were some name suggestions for the royal baby.
“Bubba”
I thought they were talking that there were going to be twins?
The Twins: Frank and Beans
Bubble and Squeak.
If it’s a boy – Spotted Dick.
So, this grumpy gato thing is a thing? =’^'=
Larry, and his other brother, Larry.
*kicks down door
*steals a beer
*licks all of the meat and puts it back
It is Mesa!
Tony.
Just read something off of a bag of coffee.
YOW!
Vegas.
Mesa, all you had to do was turn the handle and walk in. We’d have beered you on the spot.
Now fix the fucking door.
MESA!!!
Kickass.
Luchador.
Mesa is in Vegas?! Lock up the showgirls!
I think he can defend himself, MCPO.
Did anybody poke holes in anybody else’s condoms today?
Daddy?
Nice kill, Sean.
*crouches by dead poat, points out entry wound from Sean’s comment*
Heart shot. That is simply some fine-ass shootin’, sir.
dammit jimbro
Heh
*cringes in the shadow of the hump*
sorry mommy
Heh. I hate it when that happens.
Sorry, I was busy wasting my time arguing with a Facebook “tough guy”.
We have that album, MCPO. It’s pretty good.
Looks like it may be a blowout. Woot woot woot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE
I been waitin’ all day for Thursday Night.
Looks like it may be a blowout. Woot woot woot!
I’m liking it.
I been waitin’ all day for Thursday Night.
Cosby Show?
I was a bit worried about this one. 10 points is a bunch and they will be pulling Peyton out at some point.
Cosby Show?
Must See TV!
Actually, I never did watch the Cosby Show. It was just too hard to relate to them–too, goodie two shoes; not believable.
And his sweaters sucked.
Yesterday I assumed busy was good Cyn.
Being self employed does that.
If I was wrong I apologize.
I’m not following you, Scott, but I’m pretty sure you have nada to apologize for.
I was busy today. . . and I had to shower AND shave!
Wait.. I mean, yes, dammit you owe me big time!! Now go get me another Absolut with a SLICE of lemon, not just a twist, and start rubbing my feet pronto.
I thought that there were three S’s, Chief.
Congrats on getting your electro shock therapy! Is your surgery scheduled now?
That is the worst kind of bigotry and you should be ashamed of yourself, Cyn.
SWEATERIST!!!!
We’ve been busy and it looks like it will continue for at least another month. March is going to be big too.
February is looking ripe for our first vacation in 15 years.
Stupid Raiders.
Oh, HaHa!
You two are definitely due for another vacation, a real full week one this time. Hmmmm, Phoenix is reeeeally nice in the Spring.
SWEATERIST!!!!
*slams blinds shut to hide the angora making factory*
I thought that there were three S’s, Chief.
At his age, the third one only comes around a couple of times a month.
We went to Lapeer for a weekend last year. That wasn’t as restful as we thought it would be.
Cyn – Have to call them tomorrow to confirm. I have a congenital heart deal. Hasn’t troubled me, but the anesthesiologist may think differently.
At his age, the third one only comes around a couple of times a month.
(making) Sense??
How long ago was it that you were in… what, Carolinas?? Still too long.
Palm Desert is nice in February.
Ohio sucks in February.
I forgot about the weekend in NC. That was April I think.
The Midwest sucks in February.
We’ll have a pajama party at my place. It’s pretty nice here in the winter/spring time. Winter coats optional.
The Midwest sucks in February.
But the Rockies might have snow by then…
Mare sucks year round.
I couldn’t remember the last time we took a vacation so I had to go look at my photos folders. Had to go back to 2008. Ugh. No wonder I feel like I’m always on the edge of a nervous breakdown. I NEED RELAXATION NOW!1!
*clears throat* Sorry for shouting. I’m fine. Really.
We’ll have a pajama party at my place
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a93b7042d17c51f48ec21f85982c211/tumblr_memdmyRqaQ1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg
Had to go back to 2008
Fffft. Piker. I did 1999 – 2011 no problem.
::TWITCH::
nooooo…..pwoblummmm……
Tee hee hee hee, Puppah.
Sweet. I’ve already got my pajamas on.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv50jnJvZE1qz9bwro1_500.jpg
I like pie. . . and boobs. I like boobs.
Pupster, I found the best avatard for you
http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/1/santapup.jpg
weeeeeeeeeeeee!
Xbrad,
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d3f02c58df61561ea968f1c37778a7e/tumblr_mem7g987G61qa6z3eo1_500.jpg
Man, this game should have been a complete blowout. Denver really needs its line to buck up and a decent power back.
::TWITCH::
nooooo…..pwoblummmm……
Yes, I see that.
o.O
http://m.joyreactor.com/post/579043
Boob pie. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks Tushy.
Hey xbrad, I saw a production line today that makes replacement engines for BFVs (and M88s, and other fern veehicles).
Pretty cool.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9ww5FoD31rsz990o1_500.gif
…really needs its line to buck up and a decent power back.
If I had a dollar for every time I said THAT.
Cool, Dave.
I’ve never seen just the engine. They always came to us as complete powerpacks of engine, transmission and final drives.
They manufacture trannys there too, didn’t see that line though. The engine assembly alone is 2 tons.
Elementary is starting to grow on me.
I think the LGBT lobby would say that they’re born, not made.
The engine and tranny aren’t bolted in. They rest in a cradle. The only bolts are from the final drives to the sprockets.
Manufactured trannys.
Science!
I stopped by my Bro’s place today and he is putting a M22 rock crusher into a 65 Chevelle 396
How is that for a tranny
?
LIB.
time to board last flight home. BYE
Time to say goodnight y’all.
Sweet dreams! ♥♥♥
Bye! Don’t die in a fiery crash!
We’re having a very hard frost this evening. I went outside with the dog, and the grass is shining like millions of sparkles.
This might finally be it for the parsley in the garden. Hard to tell, the stuff seems to contain antifreeze.
I’ m amazed that a 10 hour drive ( each way) sandwiched in three days wasn’t a restful trip , Scott.
I’ m truly shocked.
our last vacation was the summer of 2010. just camping. we haven’t had a blow out vacation since 2008. non- camping.
Frost?!? Oh, yeah; that’s the cold stuff on the outside of a beer mug.
*replaces Cyn’s regular coffee with Folger’s crystals*
Cattrap
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejlskaVUg1qdlh1io1_250.gif
I have had to scrape frost 3 mornings in a row.
OTOH, I can grow grass without irrigation, and scorpions are mythological.
*replaces the contents of Cyn’s lingerie drawer with frozen grass clippings and dead mice*
*replaces Cyn’s regular coffee with Folger’s crystals*
Noooooooooooooooooo!
scorpions
Oh, great. Heebee geebees before bed. Thanksalot.
I have never seen a scorpion. It’s just like Leon said- they look like monsters from fables. I would poop without my own permission.
I went on Vacay in the Keys from 01 to 07. That was my last Vaycay unless you count my funemployment.
Unless my garden comes in I am going to move to the northern great plains and leave behind hundreds of tomatoes peas peppers and lettuce plants waiting to be eaten.
I am going to be very busy if I get this job.
Carin I will email you my new Scifi book. I only have 10,000 words done.
*emails some warmth and sunshine to Laura, Leon, Pupster, Carin, well, just about everyone*
Scorpions mostly keep to themselves.
Mostly.
Scorpions here are 2″ wimps
I am still worried Zeke has a winter coat when I move north.
I was just looking at scorpion pics. They are lobster-ish. Have any of you boiled one to check out the situation?
Fingers and everything crossed for you with your interview, Vman.
Thanks Tiger Chick!
G’d nite all.
No. But… http://is.gd/RTqjnR
G’night, Vman.
Oh, great. Heebee geebees before bed. Thanksalot.
You’re welcome. Frost doesn’t seem so bad in context.
Laura, Les Stroud ate scorpions a few times on Survivorman. He remarked at least once that they were surprisingly tasty just dry roasted over a fire.
I can read again v- man since I have my KInDLe FIRE. I’ m on it right now.
I wouldn’t boil a scorpion, you’ll just piss im off.
Les spitted 7 of them on a stick in Africa and roasted them without their stingers/venom glands. Looked like it worked.
Huh. There has to be a method to it. But as long as we have crayfish and lobsters I don’t care to know what it is.
Goodnight all.
I stomped on one once. It worked.
Again, they may as well be unicorns for all I care. Bugs don’t get bigger than wolf spiders up here, and those things run away. We don’t even have poisonous snakes.
**overnights a cuddly little timber rattler to Leon**
*Finds box of frozen, crumbled chitin in mailbox*
Huh, why’d someone try to mail me a crayfish?
Leon – I could bring you a few timber rattlers. . .
Farg, you’re referring to a snake, aren’t you? One of those thingies with a noisemaker on its ass.
We don’t have those either. Amusingly, we do have hognose snakes. One of their defense mechanisms is to beat their tails against the grass to sound like rattlesnakes. The hognose isn’t poisonous, but it pretends to be a poisonous snake that doesn’t even live here.
Bed time.
Rattlesnakes would fall into the rifle pits on the range. You had to be doubly sure you weren’t about to share a foxhole with Jake NoShoulders.
Cactus League has 2 games February 22nd. Full schedule starts on the 23rd. Spring Training in PHX is GREAT!!!! (Plotting against Chief. He knows why)
http://i.imgur.com/UufDb.gif
A winter’s day
In a derp and dark December;
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
Hey, this actually isn’t cheesy.
http://youtu.be/pY-rPDwzM9M
Just shaved off almost all the facial hair for the first time in a long time.
Feels kind of weird.
Oh, and by the way, nice to see ya’ll as well.
Seems like I can come back now.
Mesa, are you in Vegas?
No, that was a name for Kate’s boy.
Still in Texas — where I belong.
Gazing from my window to the streets below
Until I saw it, it only came by on Thursdays. I’d wait.
And wait.
Thursday.
Who could know my desire.
Thursday.
Then he’d stop and I’d ask for extra mustard.
Yeah, I fucking love Thursdays.
Welcome back, Mesablue. Nice to see you around again.
*boiling pissed off scorpions.
*hope to be heard from again. Yum.
Mrs. Pupster’s hister has been acting up, this morning the Doctors are going to ectomy it.
My understanding is that hysteria shall be reduced by up to 43%, which is nice.
Thanks, Pup.
Missed you guys.
Good luck to you and Mrs. Pup this morning.
49%, last I heard.
43, 49, whatever it takes.
Apparently her internal organs didn’t get the message when we removed the gall bladder 2 years ago.
“Do your job or we’ll yank you right the hell out.”
I’m looking at you, Kidneys. Pancreas, pay attention.
Pupster, first rule of general surgery: Don’t mess with the pancreas.
After hearing that one I was so traumatized that I forgot the rest
Trying to decide which Hostage this cartoon reminds me of:
http://tinyurl.com/csmu5az
Time to commute, see ya for the bewb show
Prayers for Mrs. Pupster.
Good to see you ’round these parts again, Mesa.
More prayers for Mrs. Pupster. My grandma had her hister out in her early 40s (which I think makes it 50-some years ago now) and lived to a ripe old age. As surgeries go, it’s one of the safer ones, and way few side effects than a gall bladder-ectomy.
Another plus: no real reason to get pap smears after that.
I should qualify that. If it’s a total, no more pap smears needed. A partial usually leaves the cervix intact.
Well…. crap.
^^How am I supposed to come up with December’s funneh quota following that?^^
You are up purty early X, or is it late?
I’m sorry, XBrad. I read a lot and it sticks.
Also, I had a nightmare that I traded my Camry in for a Smart. I woke up and had to look in the driveway before I calmed down.
We don’t do half measures when it comes to organ removal.
*glares at liver*
Waiting rooms full of sick people seems like a bad idea.
LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMBUUUUULL!
*looks down at organs*
I love all you guys. Keep up the good work. I’ll keep doing my best to make the job easy.
*lower back, elbows, hips complain*
Well you’re just gonna have to man up a bit, aren’t you? You can have the first week of January off. Gym’s always crazy with resolutioneers then anyhow.
Up early, Vman. Muscle spasms in my shoulder.
Did I mention that I’m a total wuss, and that minor pain causes me to whine a lot?
You pussies with your soft tissues being removed.
Be a real man and get all your teefs yanked out at once!
Nothing to whine about here X except the fog is thick inland. Not so thick here.
Trying to avoid that if I can. Already got two of ‘em wearing hats.
One gets jealous ’cause the other one has a fancy gold hat.
Of course, my liver is trying to claw its way out of my body as we speak.
I haven’t said it yet, but praying for you too, Vmax. I hope the job and climate agree with you.
wakey wakey
Thanks Leon
Organ removal? BTDT.
Got
a t-shirtan ugly scar.I’m always praying for you V-man.
Perhaps I’m not doing it right?
We got to meet Mrs. Pupster last Summer at Lapeerpalooza and she is the sweetest nicest lady ever. I can’t believe she has to have two surgeries so close together (didn’t she just have her shoulder done?). BOO.
But I hope this goes easy and makes her feel a lot better.
^^what Lauraw said.
she is funny too. She could be a hostage.
*glares at puppy as to why he denies us
Good Morning, peeps.
Smooth sailing wishes for Mrs. Pup.
Surgeries suck. But she will feel better when she recovers. Best wishes to her!!
Lauraw’s av of Santa getting arrested hits me in the “bad childhoold memories vagina”.
stupid hister
Morning boobs, or lunch time boobs? It’s up to you smokers of pole.
Can Jimbro perform a hipsterectomy?
Yah, bout 10 weeks on the new shoulder.
*gives left lung that thing where I point at my eyes and point at it*
IV started.
Live blogging the ectomy of hister.
An H2 first.
Congratulations!
And prayers sent to the lovely Mrs. Pupster!
I’d prefer morning boobage.
Very best outcome to Mrs. Pupster. Is there a gif for this kind of deal?
I can probably dream up a quick poat, if you don’t wanna put the boobehs up yet, MJ.
Of course, it will be a poat that measures up to my usual extremely high standards, so you pick.
Do we have to have widescreen mode turned on for this weeks’ model?
Jay, I like your posts.
Morning boobs, let the fun begin!
(Jay, that is not a commentary on your posts.)
Why thank you mare!
*marks down 1 on the nice list.
Anyone else?
Give Mrs Pups my best .
*Passes Pups my flask*
This should brighten Hotspur, leon, and Car in’s day:
http://www.redstate.com/2012/12/06/unions-get-ugly-as-michigan-is-set-to-become-24th-right-to-work-state-in-nation/
My preference for morning boobage was commentary on the quality of J’ames posts.
Naughty list, 1.
Check!
Turnips: Do you eat them with or without ketchup?
Discuss.
Dad probably would have been ok but then he started yelling about “ALL THE EXTRA FUCKIN PARTS” and threw a bicycle tire at the cop.
Turnips: Do you eat them
with or without ketchup?Fixt
You can eat turnips?
I had to put my nephew’s bike together from scratch when my brother lacked the patience necessary to do it on Christmas eve, 1983.
Oh, the libs are freaking out up here, J’ames.
I like turnips kim chee style….fantastic. They serve it at the Chart House as a side dish with garlic chick.
I saw Garlic Chick warm up for Fountainhead in 87.
a side dish with garlic chick
Go on. Pics or it didn’t happen.
chicken.
Don’t know why that happened.
New Poast.
garlic chick
I dated her sister once
Good morning, union busters.
Friggen pathetic:
http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_22132492/transsexual-woman-50-years-old-6-feet-8
Aaaand…sedation.
Good thing we got here at 0700
Dad probably would have been ok but then he started yelling about “ALL THE EXTRA FUCKIN PARTS” and threw a bicycle tire at the cop.
Did your mom make popcorn afterwards?