Well … we’re still waiting Asswipe.

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  1. First to flush an Obama doll floating in urine.

  2. You didn’t build that!

  3. I built 2 of those today.

  4. Ya see that can over there? Watch how far down the road I can kick it!

  5. Shameless blogwhoring and a cute video.

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/11/28/cool-things-to-find-curiosity-rover/

  6. For Roamy only:

    http://tinyurl.com/cxnvjy7

  7. Roamy, what was the response to your response to the email?

  8. Ghetto bar!

  9. Two of our local sports bars are going out of business. You know the economy sucks when bars go under. They had both been hurt when the smoking ban was extended to bars as well as restaurants a few years ago.

  10. I hate the smell of smoke, but I support the right to do it. If I don’t want to be around it, I don’t go in the bar.

    Fucking liberal commies.

  11. Tracfone, who I’ve been pleased with for four years, is rapidly starting to piss me the fuck off.

  12. Hey, Brad, pull my finger.

  13. It wasn’t “fair” that waitstaff and bartenders had to breathe in 2nd hand smoke. My favorite restaurant lost 30% of its business when the bar ban went into effect. They had just invested a lot of money in an air circulating system to keep the smoke out of the restaurant. On top of the system that kept the smoke from the smoking side out of the main dining room a few years earlier.

  14. Hey, Brad, pull my finger.

    That’s not your finger hotspur!

  15. Oso, that’s what they said in my state. HotBride owned a restaurant/pub/wine cellar until last May.

    Every fucking waitress, bartender, cook, and dishwasher smoked.

    So they can take that “fair” shit and shove it.

  16. Nothing is more “fair” than being laid off because the bar you worked at went out of business.

  17. His “plan” is to hope that the people who voted for him don’t realize that the “failed policies” of the last decade include him being in office 40% of that time.

    Luckily for him, 163% of his voting constituency isn’t good at math.

  18. At the end of the first summer (2006) HotBride insisted upon going smoke free. So much for the $2,500 smoke eater I installed.

    She lost a few customers, but gained a bunch who enjoyed the no smoking atmosphere.

    Then the state came and forced all of her competition to adopt her business model.

    Fuck them. Hard.

  19. Let me just say this:

    dickhole

  20. Obama is such a fucking asshole.

    I may say this daily for the next four years. Gird your loins, folks.

  21. HS, cut, jib, newsletter. How did Hotbride like the stacked convection oven?

  22. You can smoke at the bar in the VFW and the Elks here. Their business is booming.

  23. The next four years? What about the last 4 years, Car in?

  24. Oso, she loves it.

    She made real Scottish shepherd’s pie last night.

    Die. Heaven. Some assembly required.

  25. Sounds yummy!!!

  26. She should share her recipe for that with me, Hotspur. Especially since I shared my fancy recipe for clams with her.

  27. (where we just throw clams on a hot smoky grill and wait for them to open)

  28. Pupster – I fruitlessly waded my way through 3 layers of medical bureaucracy.

  29. I like mussels and linguine.

  30. At one point I was standing over the grille, waiting for them to open.

  31. I don’t think there’s a recipe – just ingredients.

    Chopped onions
    Chopped up beef – lots
    Peas
    Rutabagas
    Turnips
    Mashed potatoes on top
    Last night she topped it with parmesan, melted and browned.
    There are probably some spices and shit.
    Wine

  32. Ingredients:
    2 beers.
    1 stick of “beef” jerky.
    1 innernet connexion.
    2 boxes of tissues.
    1 telephone.

    Directions:
    Call Papa Johns & order a pizza while you masturbate & drink beer. If your wife catches you masturbating, grab the beef jerky & chase her around the house with it. If the pizza guy arrives during all of this, turn off the lights, pour half a beer on your chest & invite him in for his “payment”.

  33. We need more instructions, Hotspur.

  34. Goddamn, Dick just won the internet.

  35. The next four years? What about the last 4 years, Car in?

    I was able to control it somewhat. Not everyday.

    But I’ve reached my limit.

  36. Leon likes muscles with sausage.

  37. Pups posted a gif of Obama’s dog.

    Nice.

  38. http://www.elle.com/life-love/ask-e-jean/ask-e-jean-husband-mother-affair

    Is this a sarcasm so sophisticated that I’m too stupid to get it? I think so, but I’m not sure.

  39. Wait, rutabegas and turnips are different things?

  40. as if I would know

  41. Oops, go busy making dinner and stuff and got stuck on last poat. Asshole poat.

    “The problem, I’m afraid, lies with our side.

    Not so sure. Worked with a young gal, who seemed very libertarian, didn’t like big government, wanted to earn big dollars…..she didn’t vote because she sees no difference between the parties.

    My kids are conservative but I had to hound one to vote. The other was indifferent until he started paying taxes on real income. It pisses him off.”

  42. Rutabagas just look like bigger turnips to me.

  43. Good job beasn.

  44. Go Loins!

  45. No, I like muscles in lingerie.

  46. When Wiser gets here, have him ban Pupster.

    TYIA

  47. LW finds her Christmas present is quite handy around the house.

  48. Jeez Pupster! Not like my day wasn’t shitty enough already!

  49. Mmmm, chips and salsa. Still got it going on.

  50. http://tinyurl.com/dont-click-on-this-beanses

  51. Got a call in the bakery yesterday.

    Big black gal, I could tell.

    “Do you sell wedding cakes?”

    Yes.

    “Can I come in and sample them?”

    No, we don’t do that.

    ————

    And remember the hoosier I was telling you about – total useless piece of crap who refuses to work more than 32 hours a week because he doesn’t want to have to purchase his own diabeetus meds….who got married to our coworker, who worked two jobs, who we warned over and over what a useless turd he was?

    Well, they’ve been married since May and we find out he started abusing her pretty much from week one. She wouldn’t press charges because ‘it was too soon’. She won’t tell her hoosier mother because momma will kick his ass. I need to somehow get the info to her mother. He is such a smarmy asshole, who grew his hair and goatee out because he thought he looked like Jesus Christ. He carries around a Bible in a canvas bag on breaks and such. I’m surprised it hasn’t burst into flames by now.

    http://tinyurl.com/a45434f

  52. Beasn at work…

    http://tinyurl.com/cyg92d8

  53. Tell xbrad. He’ll choke him out.

  54. My family has no background in rutabaga or turnip eating. I know I’ve cooked one of those things before, but for a previous beau who liked it at the holidays.

  55. What does rutabagas tasted like? They don’t look like they would be as satisfying as a tater.

  56. The rutabagas I know are sorta light orange inside. Turnips are white.

    Fucking racist turnips.

  57. does – do

  58. I like turnips. They’re like spicy ‘taters.

  59. OK, then it was a rutabaga I cooked.

    I have had them before several times and always enjoyed the flavor, even when they are slightly bitter. But it never really occurs to me to ever just buy one and cook it.

  60. For any Decorah eagle-watchers. The second juvenile was electrocuted this past week. (The oldest girl of the litter got electrocuted not long after fledging). D14, the large male, who loved to tease his siblings and enjoy one on one with dad – the one who took the bait and got fitted with a transmitter. Other than being dead, he was a very healthy butterball. Yeah, they had to add that he was a butterball.

    This makes me super sad.

  61. Sorry, beasn.

  62. Bummer. The poor things.

  63. D14, checking out the fishies.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_56QfFR7fo

  64. Osita, no response on the email. I’m hoping he’s too embarrassed by his faux pas.

    Who’s the jerk dissing the Crap Tree in the AoS sidebar?

  65. Did anybody ask anybody else to stop forwarding them chain emails today?

  66. Hotspur`s struggle with the church is well documented.

  67. What bugs is, they are donating his feathers/body to ‘native Americans’ for their rituals.

    Don’t like.

  68. On a brighter note, I found a place that sells European blown glass ornaments. Bought me an eagle and elephant for my crap tree. They are awesome.

  69. Ah hahaha!

    http://imgur.com/JC5GR

  70. I’ll put it this way. My mom had a Crap Tree. There were phone calls and bargaining for certain ornaments. MIL had a Nice Tree. The ornaments are all the same. And boring. There won’t be any bargaining.

  71. There are white light people. And there are colored light people.

    I am a colored light people. Person. Whatever.

  72. I thought you were color blind.

  73. I don’t see color when I look at Chrimmas lights.

    /smug

  74. European Eagle and elephant?

  75. Just had this discussion with #1 son. Two out of his 3 Christmas trees have white lights. BO-RING!

  76. I have perfect color vision. It helps me be racist.

  77. I am a colored light person. It goes better with my ‘crap’. I told the girl that if I ever got hit by a bus, that she better not put those ornaments in a garage sale. Or my Drayton paperdolls.

    She told me not to get hit by a bus.

  78. When we first bought our house, we had a “nice” tree. even went with a musical theme, so all the ornaments were musical notes or instruments.

    Over the years, our “nice” tree has morphed into a crap tree, with colored lights replacing the white lights and ornaments that actually have sentimental value.

    I kinda like it that way.

    We still use some of the musical instrument ornaments, but there is no longer a theme.

  79. Despite having a tree with white lites, I’m a colored lights guy.

  80. I’m starting a month of tanning tomorrow. I will be a slightly more colored person.

  81. The kids have their theme tree in the front window. White lights and all red and silver ornaments. The big tree in the family room has all of the interesting ornaments.

  82. Heh.

  83. Thanks, beasn! Those are great! I’ve seen the elephant at a Christmas shop.

  84. MCPO, they have a baby yet still have time to put up multiple trees?

  85. When I was growing up, my parents had a string of colored lights that included one bulb that was shaped like Santa, that they had gotten on their first Christmas as a married couple.

    Every year, we waited with great anticipation to see if that bulb would light again this year. And every year, it would.

    That bulb lit year after year after year. For over 35 years.

    Until the first Christmas after my dad passed away.

  86. Wiser just made my eyes water.

  87. Wiser just made my eyes water.

    ;)

  88. I gave up Christmas trees about 25 years ago.
    They are worse than wheat.

  89. They are worse than wheat.

    Plus, they make food taste horrible when used to smoke.

  90. >> I thought you were color blind.

    Only red-green.

    Which I hear are important Christmas colors, and pretty.

  91. At one point I spelled know as no, today.

    That’s worse than last week’s BBF.

  92. I have an aluminum tree with the color wheel. No live trees because of allergens.

  93. Back when I used to like Christmas and the decorating of the tree, I liked a tree with branches just absolutely dripping with tinsel foils. Because I enjoyed tossing and dripping handfuls of tinsel on the branches.

  94. Wiser, we had a similar bulb.

    This horrible old brownish bulb with a pointy tip that just kept lighting year after year. It was always an event to see if it was still alive.

  95. That’s worse than last week’s BBF.

    Grudgingly, I’m forced to agree.

  96. Roamy – We put them up on Saturday after Thanksgiving. Grandma held DG and watched. . .

  97. I always wanted tinsel.

  98. I have an aluminum tree with the color wheel.

    My grandma had one of those.

  99. >> Because I enjoyed tossing and dripping handfuls of tinsel on the branches.

    That’s a nice memory.

    I think more than half of Christmas is kid memories. And not all of those are good, I hope most are.

    Back before I was an adult I was pretty much adorable.

  100. Our new Director of Engineering spelled “through” as “thru” in an email to all the staff in my line of business. I nearly resigned in disgust. This was after her debut telecon wherein I felt more like I’d been reading an issue of Cosmopolitan than Fast Company; the first half hour of the hour was on the importance of relationships. It might be sexist, but I attribute it largely to the fact that she’s a she.

  101. We either had a real tree or other with tons of tinsel thrown on. Went by the house we lived in until I was 8, a couple of years ago. The Christmas tree, we planted when I was 6 or 7 is still there…..it grew vewwy vewwy big.

    I never bought a real one as a married person.

  102. I think more than half of Christmas is kid memories. And not all of those are good, I hope most are.

    Obligatory…

  103. “That’s worse than last week’s BBF.”

    No. Nothing is worse than that.

  104. Because I enjoyed tossing and dripping handfuls of tinsel on the branches.

    wiserbride LOVES putting tinsel on trees.

    one…. strand… at….. a… time….

    drives me fucking NUTS!!!11!!!!

  105. Everyone assures me that she’s highly competent and a good pick for the position, though. *sigh*

  106. All the worst showdowns and crap in our family happened at Christmas time. Very common.

  107. We always had real ones, as a kid and adult, until we moved into the Hobbit Hole. *sigh*

  108. Apparently Dave has not changed much.

  109. This horrible old brownish bulb with a pointy tip that just kept lighting year after year.

    DIE, BULB!! DIE!!1!!1!

    oh, btw, at the music store, it is all Christmas music, all the time….

    I am going to stab the next person who walks in and says “Oh, I just LOVE Christmas music!”

  110. Leon, do you have a ‘suggestion box’? If not, make one and fill it.

  111. Wiser – Just tune into Sirius channel 4.

  112. >> Apparently Dave has not changed much.

    I lost some weight.

  113. All the worst showdowns and crap in our family happened at Christmas time. Very common.

    We are spending the holidays with the entire family at some nice resort near Albany. (?)

    Many of my family members are Obama supporters.

    This should be a really enjoyable, albeit extremely short vacation.

  114. I don’t have any constructive suggestions, Beasn, or so I’ve been told. Apparently “we need to stop being a bad place to work so we keep losing all our talent” isn’t constructive.

    We’ve created our two largest local competitors. Staffed entirely with people that used to work for us but got fed up or laid off for being too experienced and paid commensurate to that.

  115. Hah, Wiser, I have already started avoiding 94.7 FM. They go to all Christmas music the day after Thanksgiving.

  116. My dad’s mom died the day after Christmas. He was in HS. He was never very merry. I had to marry to get Christmas traditions. My cousins are already fighting over my Christmas stuff.

  117. In organic chemistry/Breaking Bad news, I just learned what methylamine is.

  118. We’ve created our two largest local competitors. Staffed entirely with people that used to work for us but got fed up or laid off for being too experienced and paid commensurate to that.

    SOLUTIONS™!!!

  119. I’m watching an excellent biography of Robt. E. Lee on Netflix.

  120. oh, btw, at the music store, it is all Christmas music, all the time….

    I’m generally okay with Chrimmas music, but that Paul McCartney song makes me want to break stuff.

  121. I’m hoping to one day be experienced enough to get recruited by one of them. I’ve tried to keep in touch.

  122. Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/ce92lmd

  123. Hah, Wiser, I have already started avoiding 94.7 FM. They go to all Christmas music the day after Thanksgiving.

    It’s better than it was last year. He has maybe 3 CDs of Christmas music, which he insisted had to be played constantly.

    This year, I hooked up a laptop to the stereo and have Pandora playing a Christmas channel. At least this year it won’t be the same 45 songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over….

  124. What’s the title, MCPO? I might enjoy that.

  125. but that Paul McCartney song makes me want to break stuff.

    I actually like that one.

    once.

  126. Occurs to me my reasons for going to Dallas on Christmas Day have changed.

    I recall the first Thanksgiving gather, after mom passed.. 4 families who had been celebrating it together for 20 years.. when my daughters were small all the way into their young teens.

    I walked into that house, carrying a casserole, or something. Seeing all these people I loved. And I was actually looking for mom among them. That was the expectation in my brain. Two months after she was gone.

    I felt stupid, but I also felt ok later. Even good. It was something she gave me.

  127. “methylamine” You should make some.

  128. I wouldn’t know what to do with it, Scott.

    Yet.

  129. Awright, I’m off to a meeting. Try not to strangle each other with strands of lights while I’m gone.

  130. At least this year it won’t be the same 45 songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over….

    ???

    There are no more than 17 Christmas songs.

    …the kid with the drum, the Waitresses, Elvis, Bing, a donkey, Chrissie Hines swallowing a microphone, that guy that tries to sound like Al Jarreau, Billy Squier phoning it in, and Mariah Carey. That’s it.

  131. a donkey

    you mention that song again and I will hunt you down and kill you.

  132. >> There are no more than 17 Christmas songs.

    Mannheim Steamroller. Will fuck us all over.

  133. There hasn’t been a memorable Christmas song since Band Aid or Rite Aid or Gatorade or whatever.

  134. cover tunes. I should add, from 1670 even

  135. DOMINIC!!!!!

  136. Good (King Wenceslas) evening.

  137. cover tunes. I should add, from 1670 even

    Killed Dean Martin’s career.

  138. giva giva giva Garmin.

  139. DOMINIC!!!!!

    okay, yer on the list.

  140. My house could be a negative scene when I was a kid. One year mom had my dad arrested on Christmas Eve, and I was glad. After the cops took him away, my sister and my mom and I made popcorn and sat together on the couch and hugged.

    The cops dropped him off in the morning. I’ll never forget this:

    Dad saw the air-popcorn machine out on the counter and the empty bowl with unpopped kernels and melted butter in the bottom of it.

    “You made POPCORN?!?!”

  141. I’m generally okay with Chrimmas music, but that Paul McCartney Christmas Shoes song makes me want to break stuff.

    Fixt for me.

  142. GOOD KING WENCELAS HE WENT DOWN, TO KENTUCKY FRIED

    THERE HE ATE A CHICKEN BONE, AND HE NEARLY DI-ED

    HA HA HA HA HA HA URGK! WAS THE SOUND HE MADE

    THEN HE COUGHED THAT BONE RIGHT UP, ELSE THAT KING BE DAAAA-YAAA-DAAAAAED

  143. I remember hiding in the attic with the phone one New Year’s. Dan likes my Thanksgiving stories.

  144. Grinches and Scrooges, the lot of you!

  145. That ‘Christmas Shoes’ song is the most over the top chicken-fried-country-music effort to extract precious saltwater from my eyes that I have ever heard in my life, and whoever wrote it needs to be fed to alligators feet-fucking-first.

  146. my song was way better

  147. whoever wrote it needs to be fed to alligators feet-fucking-first.

    10,000 points, to be used for clams, a good bottle of wine, and some type of Portuguese sausage, the name I can’t remember right now.

  148. I actually do like Good King Wenceslas.

  149. Gene Fucking Autry.

    That is all.

  150. booyah

  151. I improved on it.

    It needed a chicken bone.

  152. ♪ “And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas-time….” ♪

    No shit, really?

  153. Sean saved Christmas Shoes for me. I can’t hear it without hearing Patton Oswalt’s take on it.

  154. My favorite Christmas song this year is the Miami Dolphin’s Cheerleaders version of Call Me Maybe.

  155. I’m similarly inclined, XBad.

  156. http://tinyurl.com/btsfcff

  157. ♪ “And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas-time….” ♪

    Really, Sir Geldof, there won’t be snow at Christmas-time on a continent that is almost entirely located in the southern hemisphere, therefore it would actually be their summer?

    That’s so sad. Where should I send my check to assuage my white guilt?

  158. My oranges came in early this year. I have never had November oranges. I tasted one today and it was good. Early oranges are not sweet.

  159. So…..

  160. Comment by osoloco11 on November 28, 2012 8:56 pm
    Wiser just made my eyes water.
    ==========
    Yeah, but a shower and some Febreeze should take care of it…….;-)

  161. I’m a Bah Humbug, colored lights person. Get tired of the ads and music. Bad Christmas morning memories……………….

  162. When mom came to this country, snow was exciting and disappointing to her.

    When she first saw it, it was exhilarating, because she had heard of it, but never saw it before. So pretty.

    When she ran outside and got a handful of it and started throwing it around with the other kids, she realized it was SO COLD.


  163. Yeah, but a shower and some Febreeze should take care of it…….;-)

    ….says the skunk

  164. Powerball fever!

  165. **pouts because I’m not in a Powerball state**

  166. Powerball fever!

    I stopped at a convenience store last night and the women(?) behind the counter asked me if I had bought my Powerball tickets yet.

    I said “No, thanks.”

    She says “You can’t win if you don’t play!”

    I said “The way I look at it, by not buying a ticket, I’m already up $2.”

  167. When mom came to this country, snow was exciting and disappointing to her.

    When I was maybe 13 or 14, we had relatives from Florida visit us for Christmas. They had never seen snow before. And we had a lot of it.

    So we all went outside to play.

    My uncle threw a snowball at a cop car. Who immediately stopped to see who threw it.

    I had to explain the whole “never saw snow before” thing to him to keep my uncle from getting arrested.

  168. http://imgur.com/gallery/wlpfS

  169. Us Floridians get excited about snow.
    In the 40 years I have lived here I have see 1/4″ on my car windshield wipers once.
    1x solomente uno

  170. Tushar, don’t make me call Immigration on your brown ass.

  171. how’s the book coming, Vmax?

    I’m writing a Christmas story that stars the little girl I met last year on our annual “give stuff to people less fortunate than us” bus tour.

    really need to have this done soon.

  172. Arrow! New character tonight! Verrrrrrrry good new character!

  173. Wait, wait, wait….

    Laura….. is….

    …a cat?

    http://tinyurl.com/cdhhzjt

  174. Work is done. finally. Sweet dreams, Hawtsausages.

  175. Tanya Turkish liked to derp
    while wearing leather biker boots
    Brenda’s strange obsession
    was for certain vegetables and fruit

  176. Am I the only one that has to google Sean’s lyrics to find out which song he’s referencing?

  177. Nope.

  178. http://hahgay.com/

  179. http://thefrogman.me/post/36681531749

  180. http://thefrogman.me/post/36359018768/catasters-soon

  181. So which Hostage won the powerball? Or, as I call him or her, “My Secret Santa”?

  182. gom ernie.

    *ywan*

    wait

    it’s Thursday already??

  183. Ywan?

  184. Wasn’t Ywan an Olympic ice skater?

  185. wakey wakey

  186. Sean’s lyrics are mostly 80’s stuff, so nope. I don’t have go google.

  187. Mornin’, cool kids.

  188. oh, btw, at the music store, it is all Christmas music, all the time….

    I am going to stab the next person who walks in and says “Oh, I just LOVE Christmas music!”

    Oh, I need to ask Wiser if his store sells any good/new Christmas records …

  189. Good Morning Cynthia, Carin, Sean, Jim, Tushar, Puppeh.

    *yawn*

    Thursday, everyone.

    *sips more coffee*

  190. I see it’s a real clamfest in here this fine Thursday.

  191. Gaaak
    I wrote a long reply to wiser and lost it.

    Sorry Wiser

  192. Well, we didn’t win the lottery. There goes my retirement plan.

    Why do they call them apartments, when they’re all crammed together?

  193. I had a piece of toast here just a minute ago *looks around*

  194. I made another loaf of the almost paleo bread last weekend, I added some honey this time and it came out purdy gud.

    I’ve been toasting it for breakfast, and supplementing my meals with it. Last night I used it for hamburger buns, it held up well after toasting.

    Family thinks it tastes nasty, so I can eat it all myself.

  195. You must wait ’till the end:

    http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=89030

  196. I liked it pretty well, but not enough to bake it regularly. That and buying almond butter is basically like buying a new catalytic converter. That same $8 will buy me a decent steak.

  197. So wrong, mare….

  198. My ex-wife went through almond butter like it was, well, peanut butter. Stuff’s tasty but expensive

  199. You must wait ’till the end:

    That’s a lot of drama for one spider. He’s going to have to up his game if he ever expects to win the hand of a fair maiden.

  200. Yeah, it ain’t cheap. I really like buttered toast for breakfast, and it fills me up. If I eat a slice or two at dinner I can walk away from the table without the potatoes and other bad stuff everybody else eats.

  201. Carbs are excellent sources of carbs.

  202. That’s the joke Pups, at the end he yells “MOM!!!!!”

    What a baby.

  203. If it’s working, it’s a good thing. It’s just me and my wife in our house, and she theoretically is trying to eat like I do, so it’s less of an issue.

  204. Mmmm, carbs.

  205. Mmmmm, gluten.

  206. In my house we have 2 boys (10,14) who never met a carb they didn’t like. Their mom, my fiancee, is a petite woman who watches what she eats in terms of portion size. Daily, I need to walk by plates of kids’ food to get to real food. It’s a lot easier when you don’t even have it in the house!

  207. Mmmm, clams.

  208. Add butter, enjoy

  209. Yeah, I don’t know if I shared this with y’all, but my FIL and step MIL moved in with us a few months ago, and have basically taken over most of the domestic type chores, including dinner prep.

    MIL likes to bread and fry everything… chicken, pork chops, , FIL likes to cook pasta, and has to have potatoes with every meal, usually with rolls, biscuits, or garlic bread.

  210. Pupster, my dad came to the US at age 26 from Cork, Ireland. Growing up we had more potatoes than you can imagine. The worst was boiled potatoes on week nights…ugg. I used to look forward to Sundays when my mom had the time to make baked spuds and ROAST BEEF YAY!

  211. Welcome to my life, Pup. Hope it’s going smoothly.

  212. There goes Pupster’s girlish figure.

  213. I spent $0 on powerball tix. So I got that going for me. I did drop $75 on cocktails though.

  214. OMG, my kids will NOT stop talking.

    ga.

    They’re suppose to be doing school. It’s MOM MOM MOM this and that.

    Me. Up wall.

  215. Hope it’s going smoothly.

    http://tinyurl.com/blrae73

  216. I just purchased tickets to see our granddaughter in The Nutcracker on Saturday night. Tickets were $20 – each. She’s 11. What are you gonna do?

  217. Hey mom. Hey mom. Hey mom.

    MOM.

  218. Has Boehner ever NOT been a douchy prick?

  219. For Carin:

  220. Hotspur be sure to heckle a lot and bring an air horn.

  221. When I read Drudge and the Headlines from Ace’s I want to do yellie, stabby things.

  222. Is there a new thread that I wasn’t invited to?

    Well screw you douches!

    http://tinyurl.com/cua8wp8

  223. Mom. MOMMY. Mum. Moma.

    Yea, that’s my life.

  224. MOM! CAR IN’S COMPLAINING AGAIN!!!!!

  225. Shoulda thought twice. Maybe five times.

  226. MOM.

    Hey, cool. Obama’s got three weeks in Hawaii penciled in for the holiday season.

  227. Comment by mare BENGHAZI TRAVESTY on November 29, 2012 9:55 am
    When I read Drudge and the Headlines from Ace’s I want to do yellie, stabby things.
    ==
    So, the usual…………. ;-)

  228. Car-in, tell ‘em to shut up, or the guy from Tool will come baby sit…….

  229. Hey mom. Hey mom. Hey mom.
    MOM

    When the 3 older TiFW girls were young, I got so tired of hearing “Mom!” at the end of the day that I came up with a new rule: After 9:00 at night, “Mom” was off the clock.

    I refused to handle any “emergencies” (other than the obvious medical ones) that came up after that time – I figured they had been home from school for 5 hours at that point, and they’d had plenty of time to take care of stuff.

  230. They should try dissolving it in methylamine, Leon.

  231. As fun as that sounds, methylamine isn’t much a solvent, XBrad.

    I’m in Wayne County, so what ultimately happens may affect me.

  232. It’s also a gas at normal pressure and temperature. The barrel you see them stealing is methylamine dissolved in fluid (likely methanol).

  233. I had a paleo dinner last night. So proud of myself.

    1. Baked potato soup with bacon.
    2. Cheetos.
    3. Stilton cheese.
    4. Baby spinach and tomato salad with blue cheese dressing.
    5. Two (I counted) blueberry muffins.

    Maybe this isn’t exactly what the Neanderthals ate, but they would have if they could have.

  234. I’m starting to see why people hate you, Michael.

  235. Just starting?

    *sends Leon 17 terabyte file marked ‘Why Everyone Hates Michael’ *

  236. Thanks Laura.

    *starts reading*

    *falls asleep*

  237. Heh. Lib friend on facebook:

    Phone conference with my advisor today to discuss the possibility of a double major. I think I have decided if it will only extend my degree program by a year I may do it. Ugh decisions decisions…
    Like · · 37 minutes ago ·

    2 people like this.
    DaveXXXXX What is your major?
    36 minutes ago · Like

    Shelly XXXXXright now it is liberal studies, I want to add film and media studies. The plan has always been to just complete my Bachelors and then move on to get my MLIS degree but I added film and media as a minor last semester and I am in love with this program right now. I don’t want to switch my major since I am just a few classes away from completing it, but thinking I want to add FMS…we’ll see. it depends on how much work and time its going to add.
    31 minutes ago · Like · 1
    ShellyXXXXX Then one of the film instructors keeps enticing me with this Masters program but what the heck would I do with a degree like that?
    American Media and Popular Culture (MAS) | Online Degree Programs

    Ba haaa haaa haaa …. must breath … ba haaa haaa …

    She’s a “liberal studies” major.Wants to add film and media studies? And a degree in “American Media and Popular culture”.

    OMG. I should be GIVEN SO MUCH CREDIT for not commenting on her facedouch page.

    My restraint is legend.

  238. Wait, WTF is this question:

    Then one of the film instructors keeps enticing me with this Masters program but what the heck would I do with a degree like that?

    Even doing here?

  239. Ask her just how much in student loans she’s taken out, and how in the fuck she intends to pay them off, since they can’t be discharged in bankruptcy.

  240. LOL. She needs to ask herself that question a few more times.

    All semester she’s been talking about doing “homework” of watching this movie or that.

    I’ve never said a word.

    In college, I took a fluff course on french films. I learned a bit, and it helped along my french. It was fun. I didn’t need the hour, it was extra.

    But I didn’t fricken MAJOR in it.

  241. Silly, Xbrad. She’s an Obama voter and supports college loan forgiveness.

    duh.

  242. I hope she’s a lesbian, because God help the man who marries her debt.

  243. She’s married. She’s around my age, maybe a few years younger.

    But she goes on endlessly about gay rights and is completely infatuated with gay men.

    It’s weird.

  244. I made the coffee a little too strong this morning, and then dumped a little too much sugar in it.

    In about 2 hours, I’m gonna crash like a blind Chinese woman driver.

  245. But she goes on endlessly about gay rights and is completely infatuated with gay men.

    Lots of women like that, these days. I suspect there’s a “Game” explanation here that gay men have issued the ultimate “neg” in choosing not to have sex with women at all, thus rendering them infinitely fascinating to women.

    It should be noted that “Game” mostly works on immature women with little self awareness.

  246. And if she’s your age, Carin — and I don’t mean to offend — she’s really too old to be this stupid.

  247. I speculate that woman that “love” gay men – as in are drawn to gay men not because of their character, etc, but merely because of their orientation – are not really that interested in sex.

    So a gay man is perfect. The perfect companion. You can admire them and tease, etc, but never be expected to deliver the goods.

  248. And if she’s your age, Carin — and I don’t mean to offend — she’s really too old to be this stupid.

    Well, as I said, she is an Obama voter.

  249. So a gay man is perfect. The perfect companion. You can admire them and tease, etc, but never be expected to deliver the goods.

    This is the attitude of a woman who dislikes men, whether she admits to it or not. It is too common today, and is part of the fallout from radical feminism.

    Long, but relevant: http://youtu.be/w__PJ8ymliw

  250. I enjoy hetero men thoroughly, in every sense of the word ‘enjoy,’ but I do also like gay men. Because they are walking parties and natural entertainers and give good fashion tips.

    Mare?

  251. Remember when women were burning their bras?

  252. No. I had the good sense to be born after they had burned them all.

  253. The question isn’t about why she is going to college as an adult of a certain age with a very questionable choice of a study program, its who would lend her the money to do so in the first place?

    Because the answer is the government, there will be a huge pop (might already be happening per Tyler Durden) and we’ll all get to pay for her indecision as to whether she wants to continue studying movies or finally take that job at Starbucks after finishing her current degree.

    The loan policy for colidge is vey similar to the housing loan policy set by the government that led to the collapse. Loans are simple: what is the risk that this person will not be able to pay back the money. In your friends case, it is 100% that she’ll default, yet she can keep on going to school, borrowing ever more money.

    Just a matter of time before we see the crash, then the bailout, then the restriction of credit, then the recession.

  254. I very much look forward to the higher ed bubble bursting.

  255. Q: If I tell my wife not to do something one year ago, but she does it anyway one year later and claims to not recall me telling her, am I still allowed to be pissed off about it?

  256. Yeah, me too. I want to see some professors competing with their students for that barista job.

  257. Carin, is your lib friend’s name really Julia?

  258. Aggie?

    http://tinyurl.com/cjcaqqk

  259. Pupster, if she can’t recall you saying it, it didn’t happen.

  260. Is it raining at anybody else’s house?

  261. Q: If I tell my wife not to do something one year ago, but she does it anyway one year later and claims to not recall me telling her, am I still allowed to be pissed off about it?

    If the roles were reversed, would she be so allowed?

    EQUALITY!

  262. *burns safety razor as symbol of oppression*

  263. Pupster, you are never really allowed to remain angry at any wife you intend to keep. Maybe five minutes. Then walk it off or rub some dirt on it.

  264. Is it raining at anybody else’s house?

    I don’t know. I’m at work.

  265. I don’t think it’s raining there. It isn’t here.

  266. Aren’t all wives kept?

  267. lauraw?

    http://is.gd/2oMtjB

  268. If the roles were reversed, would she be so allowed?

    I dunno. I make it a habit to not do the things she tells me not to, or that I know she doesn’t like. At least I did.

  269. I’d say you have a pass on at least one, Pup.

  270. Keep in mind that at some point you have done something to irritate your mate as badly as you are irritated.

    That’s what makes me bite my tongue.

  271. lauraw?

    http://is.gd/2oMtjB

    Heh. Suckers.

  272. One year is kind of long.

    If pupster and I were out and he said, ‘hey MJ, my wife told me not to hump the furniture anymore about a year ago, but that couch over there looks pretty good.’

    I’d probably tell you it was a year ago, so hump away.

  273. Hah, MJ. I only know a couple gay guys and we don’t hang out near often enough for me to actually become a known fruit fly.

    Cheat Day today. Pastrami reuben and battered fries.

  274. Mrs MJ hangs around with her gay friends mostly because she doesn’t like girls very much. They have a lot in common.

  275. Hot ham and cheese sammich. No fries tho.

    *practices faggy dance moves*

  276. Pfft, like you need to practice.

  277. That’s what makes me bite my tongue.

    You know what else can make you bite your tongue?

    http://tinyurl.com/LtoR-Pup-Jay

  278. Anecdote

    So a mid to late twentysomething guy helps me on a job
    He’s 2nd gen Vietnamese ancestry, so grew up in the Nation Below Canada.
    Went to expensive private school, typically strong work ethic as you might expect, buys real estate early in life, everything you would expect and want in a fellow productive citizen. Even talked about incorporating to pay less in taxes (wouldn’t work in his case but this is irrelevant here).

    Yet the handful of times I met him he always makes a sidelong comment about two things: not minding paying more taxes and especially “now we can buy medical insurance despite pre-existing conditions.”

    The guy will clearly be successful in life and work steadily, often, saving money and planning for his future. However, who is he really?

    When he gets excited about Obamacare, it’s over that one little thing, pre-existing conditions. That is, to state it clearly, the ability to force at legal gunpoint a business to sell you something on your own terms, no matter what the business wants.

    But so what? It’s not like he’s stealing. He still has to pay for his policy. It’s just a reasonable, nay, obvious regulation; common sense. Why wouldn’t you force a business to operate according to such compassionate rules?

    This guy will never, ever vote Republican because Republicans can’t be trusted to enact such reasonable, simple regulations, so clearly free of unintended consequences. So he will vote for the reasonable regulation and get the whole Democrat package in the bargain. He is lost to Republicans: an educated, hard-working Asian descendant.

    Free Shit Army recruits by increments and little steps, mostly cultural and steps no right thinking person could oppose. Free Shit Army doesn’t wear flip-flops and sweatpants, it wears suits or hip clothes and maintains grooming as well as his lawn. Free Shit Army pays taxes, doesn’t mind it when they inch up and also takes every deduction and credit possible. Free Shit Army cares about playing by the rules and votes to bend the rules his way.

    He doesn’t think he is Free Shit Army, but… He IS Free Shit Army.

  279. He’s the same sort of ignorance that never thinks through to second-order consequences. They just assume that regulation can eliminate those when they inevitably arise.

    Actually, that’s what the “pre-existing conditions” regulation is in the first place. Health insurance exists in its current incarnation only because of regulation favoring its creation and existence, and not covering PEC is a consequence of trying to make the product exist in a profitable form. The PEC reg in PPACA is an attempt to fix the fix, which will produce more problems, to which there will inevitably need to be another fix.

  280. So, in other words, count on the government to keep fixing shit until it’s broken.

  281. Pretty much. The root of it is “someone should do something!”

  282. My larger point is Free Shit Army isn’t just ‘bama pho’ lady, it’s the lawyer or engineer or consultant next door who believes in Common Sense Regulation™ and Fairness©.

  283. ‘bama pho’

    Heh. It’s funny because he’s Vietnamese.

  284. I get that, George. My hope is that those people can be made to see reason. The ‘bama pho’ people are hopeless.

  285. George – It is the “fairness” argument that I cannot win with my son. Otherwise, he expounds commonsense (conservative) positions,. He will NEVER vote Republican. Pounded into his head by liberal professors and peers for 5 years. Infuriating.

  286. Wacist.

  287. Life isn’t fair, and legislation can’t change that, any more than pi can be made 3 by decree or the ocean can be made to recede by admonishment.

  288. We need to be more craven.

    Look, help was on the way in Libya, but Obama ordered them to ‘stand down.’ They are dead because of Obama’s decision.

    Prove that it is wrong. We got this a lot during the election and I think it’s the norm. In the absence of detail, you just make it up.

    Remember the 5 trillion dollar tax hike on middle class families? They made it up because Romney wouldn’t put his full plan on the table.

    We should learn to do this more.

  289. It’s not fair 50% of the scum in this country don’t pay taxes, what’s your son going to do about that?

  290. Does your son enjoy mowing lawns? Because that does a fine job of cutting down every blade into fair, equal length. But think about the purpose of a lawnmower. It’s to cut down growth. Government is the biggest lawnmower on the planet.

  291. Leon – We are talking about how the culture; schools, TV, music, books and universities have so skewed the electorate towards the left that folks who would normally vote Republican now will not consider it.

  292. It’s not fair that I pay a higher rate on my second $30000 of income than on my first. I demand teh Fairness!!!

  293. ” My hope is that those people can be made to see reason. The ‘bama pho’ people are hopeless.”

    i keep thinking of the stats I saw/heard somewhere on Rev. War support… only 20’ish percent of the population actively supported it, roughly an equal amount actively opposed it and the rest floated in the tide. While my numbers may not be accurate; my point is – A LOT of people put up with a stunning amount of horseshit (read here tyranny) and refuse to even CONSIDER that they may actually be part of the problem.
    i’m slipping further towards the dark thinking side of our “side’s” program… maybe Trace Atkins & Dick are right.

  294. I think you mean brazen, rather than craven.

  295. Geaorge – You are preaching to the choir. I don’t know how to overcome the lifetime of indoctrination to which the young man has been subjected.

  296. Correct. Brazen.

  297. Fairness: n. substantive 1. Whatever benefits me or my favored group regardless of cost to others 2. Shibboleth used in indoctrination (see collectivism, statism, liberalism)

  298. One of the reasons the left is so ruthless is because they think the right is evil, but also because they get away with it.

    Rape: See Clinton.

    Murder: See Kennedy.

    Drug Addiction: See Kennedy (plural)

    Misogyny: See Clinton, Kennedy et al.

    Treason: See Kerry.

  299. I enjoy hetero men thoroughly, in every sense of the word ‘enjoy,’ but I do also like gay men. Because they are walking parties and natural entertainers and give good fashion tips.

    I don’t like gay men more than I like straight men. And their being gay doesn’t add that certain something over straight men.

    And I’ve never found gay men “hot”.

    But most of the gay folks I’ve chosen to be friends with I’ve found to be rather enjoyable. Like most of my friends.

  300. Racism: See Obama, Biden, Clinton, Kerry, et al.

    Blowing your load in a fat girls face a few times a week while pretending to order pizza late at night, and putting a cigar in her butt for some reason that I can’t possibly imagine: See Clinton.

    Embarrassing the living shit our of your wife by making her go on tv, claiming that you are a great guy while you call the fat chick and ask her to lie to a Grand Jury about blowing your load in her face and sticking a cigar in her ass for some reason that I can’t possibly imagine. I mean, did he smoke it at one point? That seems so perverted and gross and could also give you hepatitis C: See Clinton.

  301. Hypocrisy: See Pelosi, see Kerry, see Kennedy, see Clinton, see Weiner, see Reid, see McCaskill, see Obama, see Murtha, see Schultz, see Buffett, see Gates, see Penn, see Damon, see Rather, see ………….

  302. But most of the gay folks I’ve chosen to be friends with I’ve found to be rather enjoyable. Like most of my friends.
    ——————————–
    I always judge my friends by their skin color first. Second, I go with their sexuality. Third, whether or not the use mayo or Miracle Whip. Fourth, the quantity of bionic body parts. Fifth, if they wear or have considered wearing skinny jeans.

  303. It’s amazing we’re friends at all MJ.

  304. MJ, that’s a good list. I’ll have to use that from now on.

  305. >> I don’t know how to overcome the lifetime of indoctrination to which the young man has been subjected.

    You don’t have to. Life will do that all by itself.

  306. I’ve also known some really annoying queens.

    Restaurant business, of course.

  307. Queens are always annoying, regardless of gender.

  308. I judge my friends by the shininess of their coat and the heat coming off their…

    Wait, never mind.

  309. I’d like to think that too, Dave. I hope you are right.

  310. Most of your friends are assholes.

    I mean, just take a look around this place!

    It’s nothing but right-wingers!

  311. It’s amazing we’re friends at all MJ.
    —————————–
    No it isn’t. I like you.

  312. Asshole right-wingers make me want to vomit.

  313. No it isn’t. I like you.

    But I don’t have any bionic parts.

    I’m even lacking an organ.

    I do like real mayonnaise, so I’ve got that going for me.

    I’ve got to go to work in a bit but Beasn is tussling with my mom on facedouche. LOL

  314. I know I may seem like an asshole, but I’m really a nice guy.

    Swearsies.

  315. I’d take an asshole right-winger over a smarmy liberal any day.

  316. Miracle Whip for all my friends!

  317. I don’t like mayo or MW. Am I still allowed to be white?

  318. No.

  319. Carin – I left a comment on your racist FB page.

  320. Sweet, I’ll check the “Native American” box next time.

  321. and especially “now we can buy medical insurance despite pre-existing conditions.”

    Since it’s now going to be one-size-fits-all, I’m sure he won’t mind paying exorbitant prices for all of those people who need lots of stuff done because they choose not to live a healthy lifestyle.

    Be sure and tell him that one of your morbidly obese blogging buddies says “Thanks” – ‘cuz this means I can run up my cholesterol numbers and sit on my fat ass and pop bon-bons all day.

    After all, he doesn’t have a problem paying higher taxes to cover my health insurance, right?

    Oh, and tell him that I said he should keep on exercising and eating right – I want him to stay healthy so that I can get the best possible health care his money can buy. If he gets sick, he won’t be paying his fair share, and we can’t have that…..

  322. Uh oh, Ace is on the Let It Burn train!

  323. Car in, you don’t need to go to work. My “divorce on paper” strategy will work even better for an unemployed single mother of 5.

  324. I don’t like mayo or MW. Am I still allowed to be white?

    That depends on your reaction to the following, so consider your response carefully: Ranch Dressing.

  325. I detest ranch dressing.

  326. All this time, I’ve been a red person and I was only dimly aware of it.

  327. Tapioca pudding?

  328. Car in, you don’t need to go to work.

    Don’t tempt her, Frodo.

  329. I’m detecting a pattern here. Leon, do you like chicken a-la-king, chicken alfredo, chicken gravy?

  330. I’m not white-sauceist, Pupster, I like butter and cream sauces, and bleu cheese dressing. It’s just mayo, MW, and ranch that I don’t like.

  331. Lunch today was a beautiful baked potato, with lots of real butter, sour cream, pepper, and a crapload of crumbled bacon.

    And a trip to the ER for my heart attack.

  332. *Visits Carin’s FB page. Leaves comment. Sniggers.*

  333. “I detest ranch dressing.”

    At last, the route of Leon’s problem is coming to light.

  334. My “divorce on paper” strategy will work even better for an unemployed single mother of 5.

    Sounds like a great plan – tell your friend that I plan on divorcing Mr. TiFW so that I can get all of the government bennies that are out there for a single, disabled mother of a special-needs child.

    The government in its magnanimity will graciously allow him to keep $50,000/yr – the rest of his money/assets will go to pay for my medical bills, my very own attendant, a free phone, free utilities, free rent, food stamps, etc.

    Best of all, that should free up some of Mr. TiFW’s salary so that we can blow it on lottery tickets.

    Your friend will get his wish to pay higher taxes, and he can keep himself warm at night, knowing that his hard work is making my life easier.

    Of course, I expect your friend to work weekends and also to get a second job – I plan on milking the system for everything I can…..

  335. Yannow what’s really awesome?

    Miracle Whip on a slice of Turkey Bacon Explosion.

  336. My father in law picked up a bottle of honey-mustard with mayo at the Honeybaked Ham store…it is actually pretty damn good on most meats, and the bottle says zero carbs.

    http://www.honeybakedforyou.com/products/sauces.aspx

  337. Miracle Whip on a slice of Turkey Bacon Explosion.

    This is such a perverse blasphemy that I’m not sure I can bear to imagine it. At least use real mayonnaise, preferably infused with chipotle.

  338. You know what’s really awesome?

    3 fingers of whiskey over a couple of ice cubes.

  339. At least use real mayonnaise

    ew. gross.

  340. You know what’s really awesome?

    A Victoria’s Secret model giving you the key to her hotel room.

  341. You know what’s really awesome?

    A dead hooker with a perfect ass and an 8 ball.

  342. Yannow what’s really awesome?

    Miracle Whip on a slice of Turkey Bacon Explosion.

    I was gonna ban Wiser for that heresy, but I figure I’ll just forward it to Laura, and when she shuns him from her table of delight, he’ll suffer greatly.

  343. A Victoria’s Secret model giving you the key to her hotel room.

    And then going to her room and finding out that she’s a tranny.

    Amirite, leon?

  344. her table of delight

    why does that come across as really creepy?

    Maybe because xbrad wrote it.

    Yeah, that’s it

  345. Going out with a girl for a while and then finding out she has a dick would be really strange. It would probably piss you off in the short term, but it would be hilarious later on.

  346. Amirite, leon?

    No, that would pretty much ruin it for me. Not totally, I’d still go through with it, but then I couldn’t tell anyone.

  347. I’d still go through with it, but then I couldn’t tell anyone.

    set faces to “stun”

  348. You could tell me leon. I won’t judge.

  349. Going out with a girl for a while and then finding out she has a dick would be really strange. It would probably piss you off in the short term, but it would be hilarious later on.

  350. Which one of you guys works for Pacific Bioscience Laboratory, and what, exactly, are you sending to my house? UPS just sent me a notification that a package was on its way here…..

  351. You get notices from UPS?! I just get packages left on the porch.

  352. You could tell me leon. I won’t judge.

    But you won’t high-five me, either.

  353. But you won’t high-five me, either.

    not until you wipe the lube off your back and get that stuff of your chin.

  354. Hey now, that’s not cool. Whatever goes down, I’m not a catcher.

  355. not until you wipe the lube off your back and get that stuff of your chin.
    ———————–
    Sheryl?

  356. Whatever goes down, I’m not a catcher.

    If you wouldn’t tell anyone, how would we know what happened in that room?

  357. If you wouldn’t tell anyone, how would we know what happened in that room?

    Youtube.

  358. Youtube.

    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    you couldn’t pay me enough to watch that video

  359. You’ll just have to take my word for it then, won’t you?

  360. But there is no word, since you can’t tell anyone.

  361. If it happens, I’m not catching. If it’s already happened, I didn’t catch. That’s the totality of what I’m (not) saying on the matter.

  362. “… if they wear or have considered wearing skinny jeans.”

    MJ has good judgement.

  363. Who’s bringing donuts in the morning?

  364. http://tinyurl.com/c26bmdr

  365. Aggie?

    Damn stupid blinds…

  366. Why does this fucking blog now reload, then sit and spin while “Transferring data from trk.kissmetrics.com”?
    It was waiting for that when I left to go grocery shopping and was still doing it when I got back.

  367. ChrisPy – http://tinyurl.com/cusjq82

  368. ChrisP, sometimes my laptop does that if it’s in need of an update.

  369. Leon- http://tinyurl.com/cusjq82

  370. Is it plugged in, Chris P? Try plugging it in.

  371. It could my “Do Not Track” add-on…

  372. Which one of you nice Hostagettes is gonna come give me a back rub? I just about kilt myself working in the front courtyard.

  373. *serves Brad bourbon*

    *fetches rolling pin*

    *proceeds to roll it on Brad’s back*

  374. http://i.imgur.com/6ft2Q.gif?1

  375. Xbrad, one back rub for a video of you falling while waxing your car.

  376. Now I’m going to have nightmares, Pupster.

  377. Thanks, Aggielicious.

    Pupster, that was a tad disturbing.

  378. Wii

  379. Who’sagoodboy?

    Pupster is!

  380. *watches gif again*

    Really? Is H2 lousy with Bronies?

  381. Pup…
    why does Mig-u-el hate pink tailed small horse things..?

  382. *refrains from saying HOWDY!*

  383. Thursday nights suck.

  384. Hey

  385. Calm down, aggie.

  386. That’s Brad in the last gif, isn’t it??

  387. I meant the guy, not the angry chick with the boobs. I wish I were her, though.

  388. She seems very upset.

  389. If Lauraw’s dog was a penguin.

  390. HAH! Bubba never went full penguin on me.

    But it was in him,

    Mostly I think he was just bored by me. “Oh, you. A guy. BFD.”

  391. Scott, that was from The Money Pit, right? And used in the show?

  392. You KNOW it wasn’t me in that .gif, because whenever I asked a chick to dance, the answer was never “sure!”

  393. The more I run, the more seething hatred I have. It’s supposed to work the other way around.

    This sucks.

    *punches baby panda

  394. So hey, uh…Aggie? You busy right now?

  395. *hands MJ a doob*

    Here. Chill some. Later we’ll get pizza.

  396. It’s funny, I’m much more peaceful since I started strength training and stopped doing cardio.

    *looks down at flat stomach*

    Nope, I must be doing something wrong.

  397. Bubba went full retard-penguin on me today. For some reason. Pretty frisky for an old jerk. He gets this wild puppy look in his eye and gallops around like he’s looking for somebody to joust.

    I dropped an anvil on him to get him to stop. Twice.

    He is evil. Hate him so much. Worst dog ever.

  398. Somebody should share this with PJM on faceplant…her drapes came to life!

  399. High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd. . .

  400. Pretty amazing video. Father daughter encounter whales while in a canoe. I think the girl says Holy Shit about 17 times.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vZekt7F1FKk#!

  401. I have my couch back.

  402. MARE! This might save your life some day

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n63SWcNNWvg#!

  403. I’ll say this. Unlike Boehner, the man knows you start negotiations by going in big. Not that he will actually, you know… negotiate.

    http://bit.ly/11mhgiN

  404. Wow. That’s some opening offer.

    Fuck it.

    Burn it down.

  405. Every Repub in the House and Senate should vote, “Present” and let the Dems have their way.

  406. High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd. . .

    Ho de laydie ho de laydie ho de lay hee hoo

  407. >> I dropped an anvil on him to get him to stop. Twice.

    Did it work?

  408. Team “Let It Burn” is growing exponentially.

  409. And yes, burn it down. While yodeling.

  410. Even Ace said “Fuck you. Let it burn.”

  411. Who can tell me how torrents work?

  412. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 29, 2012 8:01 pm

    Every Repub in the House and Senate should vote, “Present” and let the Dems have their way.

    I had this thought on the ride home from work today.

  413. Send me an email, MCPO.

  414. Who can tell me how torrents work?

    You pour gallons of hate into a torrent jar and shake vigorously.

    Actually, you download a tiny file with the suffix .torrent and open that file with a free torrent application like Transmission on OS X. There are likely several on Windows, all free as well.

    The torrent file broadcasts its presence and asks for other people online who have the actual file you want available for download in small bits. They send it to you bit by bit and you send others what content you have received.

  415. …tripling of dividend taxes? Really?? Holy shit.

  416. >> Who can tell me how torrents work?

    First, you piss off a woman.

  417. …tripling of dividend taxes? Really?? Holy shit.

    Obama really, really hates old people. Since, you know, shitloads of them live off retirement investments and dividend income.

  418. Roamie! Let’s dance!

    *snoopies*

  419. Yep, Laura. The rate goes from 15% to potentially as much as 39.6% (marginal) on the income side plus an additional 3.8% surtax to fund Obamacare.

    Let it burn.

  420. Whoa, people. Quit with the pressure. I’m burning it already.

    I want cake on my pizza.

  421. Thank Gaia we can discourage dividend paying investments. The last thing we want is people investing in companies. That just causes unequal, unfair growth.

  422. http://www.businessinsider.com/new-dividend-tax-2012-11

    Hilarious. Apparently this tax is for rich people.

    Not older people, trying to live off a lifetime of earnings and not knowing how long they will last.

    Rich people.

    I sent that article to my MIL.

  423. MCPO, Check your air-dale-male

  424. I predict significant growth in the MLP sector due to that dividend tax.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/50012456

  425. Hey, MJ, toss that panda over here when you’re done with it.

  426. Did anybody grow weary of anybody else’s childish antics today?

  427. Hahahaha, scott.

    That’s awesome.

  428. *looks around*

    MJ, you ok with pie on your pizza?

  429. A new one comes out every week.

  430. Did anybody grow weary of anybody else’s childish antics today?

    *raises hand*

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/335319.php

  431. Puff, pass, panda. This is so fucked up.

  432. Pie!

  433. Andy,
    At that point, Boehner and Mitch should have both unzipped and pissed all over Timmy, then, walked out, without saying a word…

  434. Check your mail again!

  435. No!

  436. Yeah, let it burn…I still have this terrible fear that the leftists are still inside our OODA loop.

    Because honestly? With the media on their side, they can afford to let it burn, and probably want that, too.

  437. THANK YOU FOR TAKING CAPTAIN BOJLOWB OFF OF THE HEADER.

  438. Killed by an email bumfight. Helluva way to go.

  439. Dammit.

  440. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

  441. I still have this terrible fear that the leftists are still inside our OODA loop.

    Wallhack, man.

  442. I only worry about the truly poor and those seniors who rely solely on SS.

  443. OODA?

  444. them letting it burn does not hurt them.

    It hurts us.

    I can go Galt. Letting it burn is another story. 60 more years of entrenched socialism. Reagan’s advice was to starve the beast. I don’t think now is time to feed the beast.

  445. THANK YOU FOR TAKING CAPTAIN BOJLOWB OFF OF THE HEADER.

    You got something against Polish war heroes?

  446. If the taxes go up as expected, the beast will starve.

  447. L.I.B.
    If they bring this up for a vote, let there be NO (R) fingerprints on it. Vote “Present” and make them own it.
    Want to let “The Bush Tax Cuts” expire?
    So be it. Let them ALL expire.
    Let there be nothing “Bi-Partisan” about it.
    The Maine sisters will fuck that up, no doubt.
    Just walk away and let the Demoncrats own the whole fuckin’ thing…

    MJ,
    For OODA / John Boyd- Look here:

    http://www.valuebasedmanagement.net/methods_boyd_ooda_loop.html

  448. Weren’t Ooda Loodas those orange midget fuckers in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory? They were in the part with the jet fighters and the napalm.

  449. Thanks Chrisp.

  450. That pic in the header makes me feel all falsetto and furry red.

  451. Antelopes are missionaries. . .

  452. I’m just saying, all this ‘let it burn’ stuff is great and all. But it is brave talk, about something we don’t really understand the total effects of, because we cannot foresee events.

    There could be a string of natural disasters endangering many of our countrymen, or we ourselves. All while nobody has a pot to piss in, and cannot do anything about it.

    I fret. Yes, by all means, let it burn. What else is there?

    But I do fret.

  453. The smartest man alive is running the country.
    What could go wrong?

  454. I just don’t believe any compromise that Congress and TFG put together will be appreciably better than LIB.

    At least this way it changes the baseline that we’re working from.

    Plus, I’m sick to death of hearing BushTaxCutsForTheRich™. Let’s let those fuckers expire.

  455. This is literally their plan. They already have what they want and are just trying to share the responsibility. No thanks. They can keep the trinkets.

  456. I’m also fairly certain that Japan responded exactly like this in the 90s. Remember in the 80s when they were going to own us?

    Good times.

  457. November 6th made it vividly clear that things are going to have to get much worse before they can get better.

  458. Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the Cowboy Poetry?!!!

  459. Let me put it this way: do you believe that Obama and the Left’s goal all along, is for the United States to continue to be a prosperous nation and a world power?

  460. I am against anything that furthers government expansion and tax dollars to buy more Democrat votes.

    We can’t punish our foes with this pain. They don’t feel it.

  461. The rates might go up, Dave, but the government won’t have more revenue.

  462. That’s just it Andrew, the goal isn’t more revenue, it’s more dependence on our debt. And we feel it. They don’t.

  463. and by dependence on our debt I mean more dem votes

  464. That’s what people voted for. No way out.

  465. Dave, taxes are going up.

    There is absolutely nothing the GOP can do to stop that.

    The ONLY option the GOP has is to influence which taxes go up. And as it sits, right now, the least attractive option is sequestration.

  466. Correction “least BAD option…”

  467. What xbrad said.

    Let sequestration kick in. It ain’t the end of the world, and those assholes in D.C. aren’t likely to come up with a better plan.

  468. Laura,
    Actually, no. I think they want to destroy America, as we have always known it, and remake it as a socialist workers paradise.
    THIS TIME, it will work, because the “right people” are in charge.

    As for me, personally, I want them all dead, but, fortunately for them, I’m not in a position to accomplish that.
    I suppose that makes me no better than Biil Ayres, but I want him dead, too…

    It’s good that I’m old. I won’t be around to see the outcome of their efforts. I guess it makes me glad I had no children who would have had to raise their off-spring in the new socialist paradise…

    I used to regret, mightily, that we had no kids.
    Now, I feel better.

  469. The only good thing about taxes going up is that the shitheads that got a pass for 10 years get to kick in.

    Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want a “deal”. I want a mic drop in the floor of the House. Probably sounds conflicty, I’m just saying “fight any expansion of gummint” because that is a loser proposition.

  470. Like I say about thick-headed clients occasionally, “Sometimes you have to let the engineers wreck the train before you can fix the railroad.”

  471. Andy?

    http://tinyurl.com/caoos9z

  472. It’s simple. The Republicans vote for a guaranteed benefit package for the moochers, but it’s in fixed dollar amounts. Make it absurd, like, “All you fucking useless ass 47%ers get $4500/mo, straight up.” then we cash out our savings & retirements (& buy property & ammo & other things that have real value) & inflate the ever living fuck out of the dollar (gasoline prices are an excellent lever here), so that $4500/mo turns into just enough to buy a bag of beef jerky & a six-pack of grape soda.

    Sure it hurts for 5-10 years, but the benefits are mass starvation of the (formerly) 47% & I hear that roast looter tastes like bacon ice-cream while getting a bojlowb.

  473. The unwritten plan is for the Nation Below Canada to become indistinguishable from the most corrupt Chicago ward. With a healthy dose of “fairness” aka income redistribution.

    Or, as I have said, the Left’s dream of humanity’s future is an ant colony.

  474. Any bets on how many Repugnicans in the House will peel off and join the Democrats in a vote on Barack’s poison pill?

  475. Eric,
    I’d bet on Snowe and Collins, and McShame would not shock me…

    Oh, you said house. I would not be surprised if my rep, Dave Reichert went for it. He’s been such a disappointment.

  476. I omit the Senate because the fascists (D) own it.

  477. The majority of them because they suck.

  478. As a DoD aphid who feeds vigorously on the federal budget, I’m not a huge fan of sequestration.

  479. I’m in a similar boat, Geoff. I’m not a fan, but it’s better than Obama’s offer. If it means I take 99 weeks to apprentice to a plumber and work under the table, I’ll live.

  480. We get zero weeks.

    You need to spend your unemployment money on antiques in CT.

  481. This thing seems almost too strange to be true. Tomorrow, when I’m sober, I’ll read it again, and chase some leads, but for now;

    http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/51400

    It pisses me off, more than a little…

  482. Pratt and Whitney, Sikorsky, and Electric Boat won’t be affected be sequestration will they?

    * shoots zombie *

  483. Alpo or Whiskers?

  484. Dog or cat?

  485. My job isn’t likely to be immediately impacted. Eventually, maybe, but not immediately.

  486. How much meat on a horse Leon? You should ask your wife.

  487. This lady needs a sammich, and the heat turned-up.
    She looks cold!

    http://tinyurl.com/d4j9ft4

  488. Horsies are meaty, beaty, big, & bouncy.

  489. I would never eat a cat!

  490. Our horses are old and likely to be very tough. We would have to adopt young ones and then “lose” them. I’ve heard the rule is half the weight of the animal, so about 450 lb.

  491. Go hungry then.

  492. Not tough if smoked.

  493. Every major, and many minor defense contractors will be impaired.

  494. Xbrad gets a call-back from John of Arrrrrgh!

    http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2012/11/as_xbradtc_woul.html

  495. I’m aware, Dave. At best, it means another year with no raises… for anyone without a “C” in their title. I’m sure our senior management will do fine.

  496. Leon, I don’t understand the purpose of having horses. Pets? Livestock? Racing? Pulling loads? What?

  497. Horses are less than worthless for anything these days, Tushar. They are merely giant, expensive pets. They make my wife happy and me sad.

  498. Tushar,
    I know “Horse People”, and I’m as anxious for the answer as you, believe me…
    This is gonna be great!

    NYTOL!

  499. Some people still use them for tasks and so forth. I’m allowed to ride them if I wish.

    I don’t like riding horses at all, so it’s not much of a perk.

  500. Bed time.

  501. >> I’m sure our senior management will do fine.

    Well, as a senior management guy, I took a 10% haircut this year, and my bonus is gone.

    I still have a job

  502. Horses are great for those times when you don’t have enough hoof marks on your torso, or haven’t had your shins bitten recently.

  503. When gas is $10 a gallon, what will be the price of hay and oats?

  504. I’ve hated horses ever since I fell off a pony at 4 years old.

  505. Who gives a crap. We have horses to eat.

  506. On the other side of it, when times really do get tough, I’m going to be hard pressed trying to fillet & BBQ a 1988 Volvo wagon.

  507. I think we can make beer with hay and oats. Screw the horses.

  508. You gotta smoke a Volvo a looooong time.

  509. I may have to head across the river into MO in the am and visit the fine folks at Cabela’s. They’re running some good X-mas specials on bulk .223.

    What I really need is bulk 5.56mm, it’s out of stock almost everywhere.

  510. Phat, I’ve scoured the web for 5.56 and it’s ALL on backorder.

  511. It takes a lot of bullets to get ready for a war, phat.

  512. Xbrad,

    I’ve got a couple of spam cans (440 rds per) of Ukrainian surplus 7.63×54 for my Mosin-Nagant 91/30 (sniper version), but that’s all I’m holding for bulk.

    I’ll probably go ahead and put in a back order through the base rod/gun club and get in line.

  513. Yes, I’m going to get more ammo, but the reasoning is too depressing to thinnk about. Even manboobs would be a welcome distraction from the stupid Kenyan faggot.

  514. Charlie don’t derp and we think he should
    Charlie don’t derp and you know that it ain’t no good
    Charlie don’t derp for his hamburger Momma
    Charlie’s gonna be a napalm star

  515. We had some comments on BBF pictures last night, I marked them as spam and left them in the spam folder. I dunno if it is going to be a continuing issue, but I nominate Cyn to be in charge.

  516. Morning all, I’m on my 2nd cup of coffee and out the door for an early case this AM. Waiting for BBF.

    xbrad—I’ve been focusing on 00buckshot for my new 12 gauge. Last spring/summer Walmart had ammo cans of 5.56 for a competitive [rice compared with on line sites + shipping. They dried up by the end of the summer.

    Finally, I stumbled across this video, It’s a bit long at 17 minutes. It’s one of those TED talks about early American civilizations. Pretty cool when you have the time:

    http://tinyurl.com/c38aofl

  517. ….competitive price…

    the rice was a good p[rice too but I didn’t buy it

  518. I just made some rice and fried it with some diced up pork roast from last night. This is what happens when I wake up at 530.

  519. I didn’t eat any of it, either. Just stuffed it into my food thermos for after the gym today. I realized I was considering a buffet lunch and decided to be frugal.

  520. I might make it to work by 7 if I go get dressed now. Sun won’t even be up.

  521. I’m more of a late-night cook than an early-morning one.

    *looks anxiously at little grey wig*

  522. I normally am as well. It’s hard to cook something and eat none of it, but I don’t want to break my fast until after I lift, particularly with the lunch I made.

  523. I’m shocked — shocked — to find out that Boy George has hep C. I’m sure you are too.

  524. I googled images for ‘Boy George’ and got a lot of images of a grotesque humanoid. What is it? Some kind of fashion trend where women dress wear silly hats?

  525. It’s a famous English transvestite that enjoyed some commercial success as a recording artist about 25 years ago.

  526. *mumbles into side of coffee cup*

    When I was a kid, some girls dressed up as Boy George and did their hair like his, too. Because he was pretty.

  527. I was hoping it was a real stuffed panda.

  528. but I nominate Cyn to be in charge.

    Well that’s a fine howdoyoudo and good morning to you

  529. For all you fashion concious hostage men:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/11/29/yoko-butt-baring-clothes-line

  530. You’re welcome Cyn. I think part of the issue is not changing the the title of the pictures, if you leave ‘super-hot-busty-naked-cow’ as the name of the picture when you upload, we are going to get hits from people looking for super hot busty naked cows, naturally.

    Also, name this hostage:

  531. Well that will sell, now that SF has outlawed public nudity, the Castro-ans will need a way to advertise.

  532. He left, so it’s not XBrad. MJ?

  533. As it turns out, that guy isn’t really spam, Pupster; he had a wordpress site. I still scrubbed his comments.

    And unless we happen to remember when making our posts to go back to each pic and delete the URL link (back to our site), or wordpuss fixes this glitch (which makes this ability to comment on pics happen), we’ll still get comments on photos. And I can tell you, they ain’t gonna fix this.

  534. boobs

  535. boo

  536. I wouldn’t be caught dead in a shirt like that.


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