I’m not going to name names, but a certain someone should take note.
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Okay, then. Glad we could clear that up.
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I’m not going to name names, but a certain someone should take note.
GOOD:


BAD:
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Okay, then. Glad we could clear that up.
November 25, 2012
Categories: bacon, beefcake, Chubs, fat chicks, Fourth Grade, General Bitching, High Society Trash Bloggin', I feel like chicken tonight., Kenya, Kyle, meghan mccain fat, police involvement, racist, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, Tastes More Like Regular, Totally Nude, weiner, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Sean M.
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My God, it’s full of nougat!
#3 looks a bit . . . tube-seaky.
Tube-Steaky, even.
“I’ve seen pictures of Michael’s outdoor space and think it’s really, really beautiful/functional/awesome.”
AND, It has lions that puke on cue!
Go Loins!
lysdexics, untie!
Packers are full of suck.
It happened chrisp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkntvlBlFmY
Holy shit, Scott, that’s great!
We call that a sauna Mare.
People pay for it.
Do people pay to sit in freezers?
I wandered out to fill my glass and Anita is in the recliner reading “American Sniper”, says; “What a great bed-time story” :
“The MK-11 is way better than the MK-10, as a sniper rifle, and when on patrol, I can remove the suppressor and just strap it to my kit. But I really prefer the 300 Win Magnum. We get the ammo from Black-Hills with boat-tail match bullets.” and on and on with this really esoteric stuff about ‘tools of the trade’. I would be pretty interested in this level of detail. Her, not so much, as it means nothing to her…
You can bitch about your pool that is too warm.
Mine gives me a concussion every time I try to dive into it.
If it doesn’t, hypothermia kills me.
Scott,
Like this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHTZuQVRCNk
http://tinyurl.com/cxo8cqb
I been waitin’ all day for Sunday night.
MMM scheduled for 630am. You’ve been warned.
Why, Cyn?
What’s special about Sunday night?
Zactly. You can’t move to Texas and bitch about the heat.
Sunday Night at the Football.
HA HA HA The Canadian Packers suck!
*secretly signs up Scott for the CT Polar Bears Newsletter*
dinner was a microwave pork sammich (not great, but not awful), leftover dressing, and a strawberry shortcake, strawberries courtesy of one of the fellows I went shooting with yesterday.
Did you catch the ‘stache on Rodgers?! HAHAH Bow chicka wow wow.
This is how you say “Touchdown” in American.
Brewfan is cussing in french right now.
Have you all heard of RFID on your credit cards? Me neither.
http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/lLAFhTjsQHw%26sns=em
Mon Dieu!
That mustache is totally messing with his throwing arm. He needs some kind of ponytail counterweight.
Cyn,
The “National Felons League”? Really?
I thought it was kinda cool when the sprinklers came-on at the HeHawks Miami game today.
I just can’t seem to work-up any feelings for a bunch of multimillionaire rapists, robbers, druggies, and dog-killers.
Probably a personality-defect on my part.
I have many…
Yep, I’m a sucker for the football games, Chrispy. The strategery, Faith Hill, glimpses of non-felons… it’s like playing ‘Where’s Waldo’ only everything is moving. I do some of my best napping during football games, if they’re not particularly interesting.
Beasn, your link wouldn’t play for me, but yeah; the chips have been out there for a while now. There was just an article about a kid or two (the one I most immediately recall was in Texas) that had to wear a chipped school badge. Took it to court and has won a reprieve (temporarily IIRC). It’s becoming too much really.
RFID chips for credit cards have been around ever since the Mobil Speedpass showed up almost 20 years ago.
I just can’t seem to work-up any feelings for a bunch of multimillionaire rapists, robbers, druggies, and dog-killers.
Loathing, revulsion, disgust, anger, and resentment are all feelings. Just saying.
My sister was kind enough to bring her candy molds, so last night at Dad’s house I made some dark chocolate candy cups filled with salted homemade toasted coconut butter, and some ‘cherry cordials’ candies; a dark chocolate shell filled with dried cherries and a homemade date-tangerine gel.
Just had one of each and they are as good or better than store-bought candies, in my completely biased opinion.
yannow, I bet that Bacon Explosion would have tasted even better if I had not used turkey bacon…..
FF has made normally uninteresting games fun for me. I’m not in a league this year, but Dan is in a money league and I get half!
Brewfan is cussing in french right now.
Merde! Putain de sport, baise-toi par le cul d’un cochon!
That’s about the ugliest reception evah!
Screw you Canada!
Cyn,
The last time I followed professional sports was in ’79, when I built a little box as a front-end for my TV that would extract the horizontal-synch from the audio-carrier so I could receive the “Premium-Channels” from the early cable systems. I could watch the Seattle Sonics!
Gus and John Johnson, Scottie Pippen, Jack Sikma, Lonnie Shelton, “DownTown Freddie brown, and Lennie Wilkins coaching. That was a great club, and a great season.
Hell, we even went to a few home-games.
It was a lot of fun. Seattle has had no “PRO” teams worth a shit since then. The wage/ticket structure has gone insane, pro-athletes seem to be a bunch of rich felons one step ahead of the law.
I just can’t get into it any longer.
So it goes…
Even better than Ball Park franks:
http://burgersdogspizza.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hoffy2.jpg
Sean,
“Loathing, revulsion, disgust, anger, and resentment are all feelings. Just saying.”
I’m right there with you, bro…
ChrisP, I can’t stand the NBA or soccer, but I’ll watch pretty much everything else. REALLY missing NHL. (I’ll watch soccer if it is a really good match up. Lobos lost to UConn in OT today)
Heh I just looked at George’s Avatard
Well played sir, well played!
yannow, I bet that Bacon Explosion would have tasted even better if I had not used turkey bacon…..
You sick, twisted bastard. You are no less than Frankenstein.
Call me a whore for snacks, but if someone gave me this business card, I would be sure to become a customer:
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/04/24/meat-business-cards/
I’m ready for the season, Vmax. We’re all going to hell in the next four years, so enjoy the fun while you can.
CrazyBear,
It was a LONG time ago…
You sick, twisted bastard.
heh heh heh.
seriously, I followed the recipe to a T and it turned our perfectly….
it was … delicious
*drool
It sort-of vanished, but I tried to post this, a bit ago, from Aces comment-stream.
As India hung the last surviving Mumbai killer:
“”Allah kasam maaf karna. Aisi galthi dobara nahi hogi. (I swear by Allah, please forgive me. I won’t make such a mistake again),”
No… You won’t.”
ChrisP, my brother used to call me “Connie Sikma”. It wasn’t that LONG ago…I got carded last night. They raised the age to 40 and under for servers to ID. I don’t care…I got carded!!!!
TiG welding? Bah. Behold the bacon torch.
http://youtu.be/w9dskxN10N0
Wiser,
Did you, indeed, turn it over to get the bottom done?
And, Is there any leftovers? Or are comatose?
Did you, indeed, turn it over to get the bottom done?
In fact, no. It was in my smoker for about 4 hours +, over indirect heat, so it cooked nice and slow, not requiring any adjustment
It’s old, George.
Yes, it’s old. But bacon is eternal.
Some people prefer to get their Thanksgiving turkey the old fashioned way.
http://i.imgur.com/4kzmK.jpg
And, Is there any leftovers? Or are comatose?
shared some with the neighbors… left some for wiserson, who devoured what I allowed him to have…
there is maybe a 1/2lb left.
ummmmmm….
brb…
Ah, didn’t know you were smoking it. In the oven you’d have to turn it.
CrazyBear,
You remember Jack? Seriously?
Shit, I’ve not been carded in 40 years, except once, by a new-hire at AM-PM (CARD EVERYBODY), and the folks behind me were going: WTF, O? You’re carding that old fuck?
I turned and told them that she was just checking if I was eligible for the “Senior Discount”.
My mom has been complaining about her TV dieing. I told her I will buy a new one for her tomorrow for around $200.
Any recommendations?
Some people prefer to get their Thanksgiving turkey the old fashioned way.
I always wondered what turkeys looked like in the wild.
Any recommendations?
anything less that 50 inches, do not spend the money for 1080. 760 is sufficient. Your eye will never know the difference.
As for manufacturer, they are all the same
And avoid DLP. Do not fall for the cheap price. They are cheap for a reason.
I want to make my own bacon. I am dialing in my new smoker.
Ah, didn’t know you were smoking it. In the oven you’d have to turn it.
it smelled like heaven around my house all day…
VMax, Amazon has a lot of choices for under $200
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_p_36_3?rh=k%3Alcd+tv%2Cn%3A172282%2Cp_36%3A1253506011&bbn=172282&keywords=lcd+tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1353901466&rnid=386442011
ChrisP, I remember Lenny Wilkins as a player. Get off my lawn. Vman, Wiser is right.
VMax, Amazon has a lot of choices for under $200
and remember, if you plan on buying from Amazon, there’s a nice little link up near the top of the page that sends a few pennies our way….
Thanks Wiser
I have a Best Buy and a HH Gregg within 1 mile of me. I am thinking 32″ but will consider slightly smaller. Gregg has some strange brands I have not heard of.
The only kind of businessman lefties would love
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/25/1164490/–My-employees-are-largely-responsible-for-any-success-I-ve-had#
Why do I have a suspicion that when the new owners of the business examine the books, they will get a rude shock?
Thanks Tush
With no tax and free shipping I might get something better
When I image search on “weird Christmas ham” this is my first result:
http://www.wackyowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/strange-christmas-dinner-3.jpg
No pork involved.
Cyn, football is for watching, baseball is for napping. You can pass out for an hour and not miss anything in baseball…….
When I image search on “weird Christmas ham” this is my first result:
Totally legit. Because that’s what you have to run out to buy after you attempt to eat the weird Christmas ham.
Anyone who is losing track of their myriad usernames, passwords, bank account numbers, membership numbers, indurance policies etc, look into ewallet.com. They have apps available for smartphones, pc, mac etc. I purchased the app and I am so happy. All my damn info is at one secure place now. It is backed up, encrypted, in the Apple cloud.
for Gland, should he ever return.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/h2meatup_2035.jpg
I’ve done that as well, Pepe. Naps are good during basketball; even though I used to play a bit as a pup, it was never of much interest to me.
I wish you had said for “GLand Only“. *dry heaves*
I wish you had said for “GLand Only“. *dry heaves*
sorry. I forgot that we are not supposed to link pics from future meat-ups.
I’ve been using Keepassx for passwords, which is the OS X port of open source Keepass. Available on all platforms for free, quite secure and even has ports in iOS and Android.
Aerial America Hawaii is on Smithsonian. It is a classic
I’ve been thinking about using something like that, Tushar, but the hacking factor still seems real to me. *pats old fashioned Rolodex* I got my own system.
for Gland, should he ever return
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
*runs to eyewash station*
I forgot that we are not supposed to link pics from future meat-ups.
Stupid Time Machine Cameras.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KeePass
oooOOHHHoooo. I thought that was Keep Ass.
I thought that was Keep Ass
Don’t bring Rosetta into this.
hmm, keePass has an android port? LastPass is pay for mobile, but I like it a lot.
Yeah, I have a port of KeePass on my shitty Virgin Mobile phone. It works better than the phone.
http://www.keepassdroid.com/
Don’t bring Rosetta into this.
Is that the new girl who was here the other day? She can keep her ass.
I hope Ca Rin lost no more chickens today. That’s just sad. Perhaps one of her kids got a shot at the hawk.
I would try chickens here, but with the hawks, eagles, and coyotes they would not have much of a chance…
Cyn, I didn’t even know about APs Too Cute until you were talking about it yesterday. SQUEEEEEE!!!!
For my Christmas present to myself, I’m upgrading my ubercrappy Tracfone to an LG800 and a monthly airtime plan.
As soon as I get it, the very first thing I’mma do is call Car in.
Car In has shut-off the ringer, turned it to “Vibrate”, and shoved it into her front pocket…
Call away…
Nytol,
Hugs on you all, and may GOD go with you in your travels…
Is her phone purple and rubberized?
*bans self for crude comment*
night chrisp
Sweet dreams, Chris; I’m off to dreamland too, after I give my children their weekly beating. Sundays are always the best, too.
Nighty night chrispy und Cyn
children can’t sleep until they are beaten. Science!
G’night y’all.
oso going to bed? whoa
I know! I’m being supportive.
It’s only 9 o’clock! I’ve got 3 or 4 hours until I go to bed.
//spends next 4 hours downloading MILF lesbian pr0n from Xhamster.
http://tinyurl.com/cd8kahd
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Don Enrico redecorates palazzos.
I’m not saying Hotspur is old.
But his boot camp portrait was scratched on a cave wall.
Wakey wakey
Thinking outside of the box can get you killed.
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/16/fS45Nm1CNkyNpL1Q9LuNFA2.gif
*Rocky Theme*
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/21/NkwOhE6POEKCNQCtEkUZYQ2.gif
Back to work today.
Man. Lazy hostages today.
Good morning. I find it very unacceptable that someone who doesn’t take care of themselves would like to tell the rest of the world what kind of car to drive.
I say this as a workout snob and as someone who has an affinity for gas guzzling automobiles.
Prius’ owners extra to feel good. I pay extra to go fast.
I just watched that video.
Those two were SO much calmer than I would have been. When someone blows my fuse – well, it’s not pretty.
It wouldn’t bother me to make someone like that feel like shit about themselves, but I’m not sure I would allow that kind of confrontation in front of kids.
I’m not exactly sure when the right to be offended was eclipsed by non-offended, but it would be kind of interesting to find out.
Maybe Elvis’ hips or smoking bans? Or possibly this has always been a debate about majority domination.
The weekly edition of ab veined guy is up.