BBF re-run

Because I’m too lazy to look up a new model, and you gotta admit Erica Campbell is better than the turkey I just pushed down.


No, I’m not doing the history. MJ did a good job with that.

One more? Okay.

There. Better?

383 Comments

  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

    MJ’s about to ruin the damned franchise here.

  2. MJ is why we can’t have nice things.

  3. You’re welcome.

    **puts peach bra and undies set on Christmas wish list

  4. I think MJ’s getting coal in his stocking this year…..

  5. Oh, damn. I didn’t notice this but last week’s BBF that I linked on the ONT set a new record for page views. It’s now 17,037, and (IIRC) the old one was in the 12,000s.

    And then MJ follows it up with that POS?

  6. That bracelet in the last pic… WANT!

  7. She’s wearing a bracelet?

  8. I didn’t notice the bracelet either.

  9. It’s never too late to tell roamy that we’re thankful for her.

  10. If Carmen sat on MJ’s coal, he’d have diamonds.

  11. And not a one of youse said, “Bunk”.

    It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore.

  12. I didn’t notice this but last week’s BBF that I linked on the ONT set a new record for page views.

    I saw that too, Andy. With the lower hits on either side, the bar graph looks like the middle finger.

  13. OK – Christmas avatar uploaded…..

  14. Hey, b-rad, I don’t know if you saw the comment in the last thread where I told you not to watch the following…

    http://youtu.be/r0q_VGacfNk

    …so don’t watch it here, either.

  15. I missed that, Sean. But now that you’ve pointed it out, I’m downloading it AND part 2.

  16. Slight change of plans. Lunch with my reader today, shooting tomorrow.

  17. Snowing here. Damnit. Guess I won’t be running the lawnmower to mulch leaves anytime soon.

  18. You’re a sick man, b-rad. But you knew that.

  19. Festive

  20. The, uh, related videos on that page seem a tad risque`.

  21. *makes mental note to watch some of them after work*

  22. Sorry, leon. Try this instead:

    http://youtu.be/Ky2BIU45HsI

  23. *removes Roamy from Christmas list.

  24. *emails Roamy for sizing info for peach undies set*

  25. http://youtu.be/jVf4_WglzWA

    *cranks headphone volume*

  26. I prefer this version, Roamy:

    http://youtu.be/L_fCqg92qks

  27. Leon, I don’t think you’ll fit in Roamy’s undies.

  28. Porn stars tend to have ‘problems’. Wonder why that is?

  29. I read the story of the man getting arrested for whacking his estranged wife with his weenus, to the husband.

    Him – Just because our kids are now considered adults, doesn’t mean you should be reading that out loud. (son was on sofa giving me an odd look).

  30. Daddy didn’t love them right. That or they were born broken. I prefer to think it’s a failure of nurture rather than a failure of nature, but the former is almost a 100% correlation. The latter happens sometimes with the smart girls who are sociopathic enough to make money at it regardless of their childhoods.

  31. I prefer this version, Roamy:

    I can see why.

  32. It’s time isn’t it?

    *puts on my hat*

    THANKS CYN

  33. Well, poor nurturing probably leads to you an absence of risk aversion. The work itself is likely what warps you to the point of seeking self-destruction.

  34. So, about the header– did Hospurt get banned or did he die in a turkey frying/sex accident?

  35. The work itself is likely what warps you to the point of seeking self-destruction.

    The brother ‘dated’ a stripper. I think her upbringing was less than optimal (but then so are a lot of folks’s). The work definitely changed her outlook on life and people. She despised men, as her coworkers did. Drugs helped get them through the day.
    She is an asshole, so is the brother. And they brought a child into the world, which through their dysfunctional relationship – the child is also messed up.

  36. Sean, no. That is in reference to his choice of BBF babes, compared to that of MJ’s big black busty bovines.

  37. Ah, thanks beasn.

    *gun fingas*

  38. And then MJ follows it up with that POS?
    ——————-
    We must have standards, bitch.

  39. thank god is that other thing gone now?

  40. Heh. This is so much more eloquent than what I’d write, although I do feel that posts about him that don’t include “hysterical,” “shrieking,” or “man-bitch” are missing a certain something.

    http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/wrm/2012/11/23/flogged-by-the-dish/

  41. We must have standards, bitch.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdr28bwgnc1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg

  42. thank god is that other thing gone now?

    No, dave. We shall leave it there as a sort of memorial. Those who do not learn from history, &c.

  43. *covers it with rocks*

    I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH ROCKS

  44. hi there, idiots.

    So, I made the same turkey that Scott made. But my problem was not too much heat, it was too little.

    Seems my smoker maxes out at 350 degrees. and when you put a big ol’ tray of water in there, it keeps it from going above 250.

    But it smoked up something awesome with the cherry wood Scott had given me and I finished it off in the oven.

    wiserson walked in and said the kitchen smelled like Laura’s house.,

    which I am considering the highest of compliments.

  45. And roamie?

    I will love you forever for this poat.

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with Erica.

  46. what he said

    even if I have to fucking agree with wiserbud again

  47. even if I have to fucking agree with wiserbud again

    yannow, your life would be so much easier if you would simply stop fighting it and understand that I am always, always, always right.

  48. Shop Rite….giant pork loins…….$1 per lb

  49. Sale ends tomorrow.
    I am going back for another 20 lbs.

    MJ’s post must have inspired me.

    Porkapalooza!

  50. >> yannow, your life would be so much easier if you would simply stop fighting it and understand that I am always, always, always right.

    Fine. Solve. We’ll talk.

    Let a > −1 be a real number. Show that there does not exist a twice
    differentiable function f : [0,∞) → [0,∞) such that

    f(x) · (|f0(x)|a · f0(x))0 + k ≤ 0, ∀x,

    Show your work

  51. Seems like that reduces to k ≤ 0 regardless of f or a, doesn’t it?

  52. If the recent election taught us anything, it’s that math is for losers.

  53. even if I have to fucking agree with wiserbud again

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  54. Show your work

    no. You’re not my real dad.

    And in the world of important things, I just finished making, without using any recipe whatsoever, probably the greatest butternut squash soup I have ever made.

    This one gets written down. It’s really amazing.

  55. geoff, ix-nay on the obrem-play, ork-day

  56. even if I have to fucking agree with wiserbud again

    hey, it just as easily could have been a disagreeable fuck, which, as most of you know, is truly an experience.

  57. >> no. You’re not my real dad.

    Fine. I offered you a deal of agreement for life, you said you didn’t need to earn it.

    Are you a Democrat?

  58. Show your work

    honestly, when I was in college, I could have solved that without a pencil.

    I was such a math geek. I loved that shit.

  59. Fine. I offered you a deal of agreement for life, you said you didn’t need to earn it.

    Excuse me? where did I say that?

    I simply said I didn’t have to show my work.

    you are about as bad at this “negotiating” thing as Michael is at math.

  60. You cantankerous fuck.

    This is why you can’t negotiate shit.

  61. This is why you can’t negotiate shit.

    which one of us is married to wiserbride….

  62. geoff, ix-nay on the obrem-play, ork-day

    Don’t start none, won’t be none.

  63. SOON

    also check your voice fag mail

    geoff next time I see you I’m going to buy some ice cream and just wave it in your face before I drop it in the river

  64. geoff next time I see you I’m going to buy some ice cream and just wave it in your face before I drop it in the river

    *whimper*

  65. Ok here. Make you a deal. You pay for my kid’s brake job and tires, and this here ice meem is allll yours big guy

    *waves it over the rail*

  66. Dave, I can’t read your chicken scratch. Please learn to use the sub and sup tags. Thanks.

  67. You pay for my kid’s brake job

    WTF?!?!?

    Do the brake job yourself, you lazy fuck

  68. fuck you lean… Leon.. however your name’s spelt.

    Can’t do brakes for my kid Wiser. I remember that painful meme from the old Spider Robinson stories about the guy who did his own brake work and his wife and daughter got kilt.

    Scarred me. I’ve done brakes for me.

    And! I’d do em for you too pal! *hands you another carton of Luckies*

  69. And! I’d do em for you too pal!

    nah…. I’m good….. Thanks anyway…

  70. Dave, don’t forget to leave wiser a few air bubbles in his brake lines.

    Air brakes kick ass. Or so I hear.

  71. sub and sup

    Not much Leon.

  72. yannow, your life would be so much easier if you would simply stop fighting it and understand that I am always, always, always right.

    Except when you’re fingering graphs on a brick wall and yelling your argument.

  73. air brakes!

    like I want Wiser pumping anything

  74. Except when you’re fingering graphs on a brick wall and yelling your argument.

    I was only yelling to be heard over the din of the deniers.

  75. like I want Wiser pumping anything

    that’s not what you said….

    never mind.

  76. *points wiser to a brick wall*

    here, draw it out here. We’re listening.

  77. Don’t forget to carry the 1.

  78. Basic rules of argumentation:

    1. If you yell, you lose.
    2. Don’t mention Hitler.
    3. If you take a bathroom break, remember to zip up.
    4. There should be nothing green stuck in your teeth.

  79. here, I think I solved it.

    http://tinyurl.com/b7e559a

  80. I see light under the door, he’s awake.

  81. You’re gonna need a white board I think.

  82. You’re gonna need a white board I think.

    racist.

  83. Basic rules of argumentation:

    aka: Law Degrees-Я-Us.

  84. I don’t think you’re close yet

    http://tinyurl.com/bq22vlw

  85. You boys need to take it outside, but

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvcy88isF1r0wqrdo1_1280.png

  86. According to my calculations dinner will be ready between 10 and 11.

  87. wiserson walked in and said the kitchen smelled like Laura’s house.,

    AWWW. Sweet.

    My house smells like burning.

  88. I have boxed up the last of the crappy New Age books I bought as a teenager. I don’t know if I should sell them or burn them.

  89. Mail them to MJ.

  90. Can I have Jonathon Livingston Seagull?

    Also, maybe a few of your 20 books by Deepak Chopra.

    Thanks.

  91. I don’t have either, Michael, sorry.

    You’re welcome to my copy of Buckland’s Complete Book of Witchcraft, though.

  92. Christmas tree up—check
    Kids gifts bought—check
    Bought my own gift, mother bought her own gift—check

    Just need to make the fruitcake

  93. People… make… fruitcake?

  94. Leon,
    Check this guy out!

    http://www.tennessean.com/article/20121122/WILLIAMSON08/311220049/Navy-Seal-will-try-set-pull-up-record?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|s&nclick_check=1

    And a 205 mile run, non-stop!

  95. That’s gonna kill his shoulder joints, and he’s risking a slap tear if he starts kipping.

  96. Comment by jimbro on November 23, 2012 5:42 pm

    s’amazing what you can accomplish when you are not hungover….

  97. I had this recipe for fruitcake years ago…it was so good. Macerate a big bowl of dried fruits (NOT candied citron) in bourbon for a few days…add a British ass-tonne of whole toasted pecans, and just enough spicy batter to hold the mess together.

    Came out brown, complex, and toasty and rich.

    It was so, so, yummy. Nothing like this gooey yellowcake crap with candied citron and cherries in it. Bleargh.

  98. My house smells like burning.

    we kinda should have expected that after the stump episode…

  99. Basic rules of argumentation:

    1. If you yell, you lose.
    2. Don’t mention Hitler.

    What if you’re hard of hearing and you’re arguing about Hitler?

  100. Oh, are we doing Christmas avatards already?

  101. I say we mention Hitler early and often, and compare our adversaries to Nazis at all times. It’s clearly not a losing strategy.

  102. WooHoo!!! Black Friday shift is done!

  103. Need one, Hotspur? You can use this one. http://is.gd/O7VvaP

  104. I say we mention Hitler early and often, and compare our adversaries to Nazis at all times.

    Godwin’s Law against Alinsky’s Rules…

    I like it.

  105. I tried to put a Santa hat on my avatar.

    didn’t work.

    So maybe I’ll go back to this one:

    http://tinyurl.com/b9ooaql

  106. Well, winning arguments doesn’t seem to matter, so let’s lose them immediately and then speak the truth.

  107. so want to make these:

    http://tinyurl.com/aeqy2lj

  108. Watching Escape from New York

    Wondering why Adrienne Barbeau has never been selected as a BBF gal

  109. I say we mention Hitler early and often, and compare our adversaries to Nazis at all times. It’s clearly not a losing strategy.

    You mean “our racist adversaries.”

  110. Geoff has a knack for this.

  111. I am not using a picture of Wiserbud for my Christmas avatard.

  112. The Iowa State game is interesting. If Jay didn’t freeze to death he is probably peeing his pants.

  113. You mean “our racist adversaries.”

    http://tinyurl.com/aaa2oqb

  114. ….or crying. He’s probably crying.

  115. I am not using a picture of Wiserbud for my Christmas avatard.

    if only you were slightly less fat…

    then perhaps your average time would have been better

  116. I had to learn the course.

  117. I had to learn the course.

    and figure out how to avoid the vomit…..

  118. Dogs and cats living together, Wiser posting recipes.

    It’s truly the end times.

  119. Dogs and cats living together, Wiser posting recipes.

    it was 57 degrees today…..

  120. Wiser, did you post that butternut squash soup recipe somewhere? I didn’t see it on the recipe site.

  121. Did you work out?

  122. Wiser, did you post that butternut squash soup recipe somewhere? I didn’t see it on the recipe site.

    no. not yet. Will do, though.

    Did you work out?

    took tiki for a run

    DAMMIT!!1!!1

  123. Scott, how long do you have to wait for the bullets?

  124. Oooo, it’s looking Christmassy in here. Mostly.

  125. Leon, got any books on voodoo? “cause I could try that shit.

    What is a “slap tear” on pull-ups?

  126. Anybody else help their wife anally rape 43 cows today?

  127. I just had to look up the meaning of nascent. Who the fuck uses this word and expects me to understand what they mean?

  128. HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN YOU ASSFACED DOUCHE!

    Also, could you please pass the dickfloss, my balls won’t let up on the lemon poppy seed muffins and I didn’t notice until I returned from the bathroom with my man parts hanging out.

  129. Anybody else help their wife anally rape 43 cows today?

    I think you win Magic Nascent Comment Of The Day award, Pepe.

  130. Bullets and shells we got, no wait.

  131. butternut squash soup sounds like what Russ left in a racing helmet.

  132. Scott – I still have the full blue background version of your avatar if you want it. Though the true mugshot version, just ‘says something’.

  133. Leon, got any books on voodoo? “cause I could try that shit.

    No, just witchcraft. I’m keeping Magick in Theory and Practice.

    What is a “slap tear” on pull-ups?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slap_lesion It’s when your shoulder decides it’s have just about enough of pulling things toward your torso and decides to take a vacation for the rest of your life.

  134. Scott, I wasn’t around much yesterday. Did your meat go over big?

  135. SLAP Tear: Superior labrum anterior to posterior tear

    Described in the shoulder arthroscopy era

  136. I forgotted to ask, did you get your shotgun yet Scott? Can you kill somebody now? Finally?

  137. *dirty chuckle*

  138. *giggles with Laura*

  139. What’d you get Scott? I picked up a Remington 11-87 today (gift to myself for Christmas). My first shotty!

  140. *giggles with the girls cause that’s better*

  141. For those of you who may have missed it, I posted the TiFW “Angel Tree” story at my place.

    My cousin let me know that she still uses that story for a “Can you top THIS one?” tale…..

  142. Hotspur, it came out great. We got an “OMG” from the MIL and a “best turkey ever” from the SIL.

  143. Jimbro, Mossberg combo with 18″ and 28″ barrels.

  144. \o/

  145. *rubs chin and ponders how to Christmas-ify Jimbro’s avatar*

  146. My avatar is Jewish, there will be no Christmas-ifying.

  147. I am about to slap tear this pork shoulder.

  148. Challenge Accepted.

  149. I’m all ears

    Will there be a secret Santa this year?

  150. The attendees at the first Christmas were Jews.

  151. >> I am about to slap tear this pork shoulder.

    That’ll just piss it off

  152. Leon – Challenge Completed. It’s in the Media Folder, if you so desire.

    Jimbro – yes, there will be SS this year.

    Hotspur – it’s spelled, “Jooooooos”; get with the program.

  153. I’m still chewing on some ideas for your avatar, Jimbro…

  154. Thanks Cyn. I’ll get right on that in a timely fashion.

  155. HAHA! Or not ;)

  156. CYN I EMAILED YOU

    i mean i emailed you *inside voice Dave*

  157. soup recipe is now on Hostages recipe site

  158. WHAAAATTT??

  159. >> The attendees at the first Christmas were Jews.

    cept for Caspar, Melchior and Balthazar.

    and the goats.

  160. If I have a son, I should name him Caspar.

  161. Woo Hoo Turkey Leftovers. I should thow my Turkey Pot Pie Recipe on the recipe site. *scribbles that on the to-do list*

  162. or Leon.

  163. or Leon.

    Too French.

  164. Meat from hell is accepting heat again.

  165. Keep scrolling down. This is pretty awesome:

    http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning

  166. In the spirit of BBF:

    http://tinyurl.com/agqw9vy

  167. That’s great, xbrad.

    Definite gun thread material.

  168. Did anybody tell anybody else never to darken their doorstep again today?

  169. You gotta be demented to make squash soup, or eat it.

  170. Well, shit. I sidebar’d it already, Andy.

  171. Dan is making baked acorn squash tonight. The soup looks yummy.

  172. Michael is wise.

  173. I am determined not to eat it

  174. I am determined not to eat it

    you have no idea what you are missing.

  175. It’s squash. You aren’t supposed to eat verbs.

  176. I have some idea what I’m missing.

  177. So if I put it in the gun thread it would be a double post?

  178. Enjoy your squash soup.

    **fires up gigantic piece of beef pot roast**

  179. Andy, nope. But I’mma write a blurb about it tomorrow or tonight, so if’n you toss me link, I’ll be eternally grateful, and won’t bury your corpse in the desert over the New Year’s.

  180. Wait, you can eat squash? I thought it was just something you were supposed to pick around to get to edible stuff.

  181. I actually went to your blog a few minutes ago to see if you had already done that. That’s how I roll.

  182. I’m making chuck roast for lunch this week. Haven’t decided if I’m braising it or making stew.

  183. It’s not a foraging exercise, Sean. It is actually quite good to eat.

  184. In the spirit of BBF:

    http://tinyurl.com/agqw9vy

    that story is kinda like lesbian pron.

    You imagine this:

    http://tinyurl.com/axpk7s3

    reality, however, is this:

    http://tinyurl.com/ybmsj4d

  185. Also, there’s a Doomsday Preppers marathon on. It’s hilarious.

    None of these fuckers would last 5 minutes in the disaster scenarios they’re imagining.

  186. Chickens love squash. I took mine a bunch when they were cheap in the early Fall.

  187. http://tinyurl.com/bn3tot6

  188. punkin pi

    *shoots xbrad with 10,000 thumbtacks cannon*

  189. Try it again in about one minute, Andy.

  190. pi is the ratio of the circumference to the radius

    *measures my belly*

  191. Ugg, I prefer imagination over reality wiser

  192. The attendees at the first Christmas were Jews.
    —————————
    Hotspur was there.

  193. *measures my belly too*

    Are we doing this for lucky lotto numbers?

  194. http://tinyurl.com/c8dg66w

  195. yes

  196. Ok. 57

  197. Are we doing this for lucky lotto numbers?

    I use Mare’s BMI for that.

    sadly, they never have balls with 3 digits on them in the hopper

  198. *measures chest*

    2

  199. *measures chest*

    2

    That would be the perfect quantity

  200. I haven’t done a waist measurement in awhile. Maybe for my Monday workout log.

  201. wait…are we measuring, or counting

  202. So, we’re agreed then–squash being edible is a Northeast Cabal/chicken thing.

  203. >> Ok. 57

    HAH! 73

  204. They made the prisoners eat squash soup at Shawshank

  205. No wonder that guy crawled through a river of shit.

  206. My tits are freezing, and DD#3 has the ceiling fan running on low.

    I’ve officially turned into my grandmother.

  207. My pork is going to need pullin’ in a couple hours.

  208. They made the prisoners eat squash soup at ShawshankAuschwitz

    Fixt.

  209. They made the prisoners eat squash soup at Shawshank

    lucky bastards

  210. not my problem scott

  211. are we measuring, or counting

    **yells at the male Hostages “COUNT YOUR DICK!”

  212. >> My pork is going to need pullin’ in a couple hours.

    You totally meant to DM that.

  213. 2

  214. My pork is going to need pullin’ in a couple hours.

    took the pill a little too early, huh?

  215. **measures**
    **multiplies by Pi**
    **divides by 0**
    **adds 5% Obamacare surcharge**

    Wait… is this my belly, or an orbit?

  216. 3/4

  217. Why do we have a image of Hotspur with a ‘miss me yet?’ Caption?

    What did I miss?

  218. Tushar, check the original BBF.

  219. 1

  220. 3/4

    Hang in there, Dave. As the weight comes off, your buddy downstairs stands taller and taller. 10# can be as much as a half an inch.

  221. 1

  222. *shudders*

  223. …but it’s slender and ladylike

  224. wait, I got 2 and a half? That’s the same as before.

    dammit

  225. …but it’s slender and ladylike

    YOU PROMISED!!!! NO DETAILS!!!!!

  226. Slender and ladylike? What the hell?

  227. I spent the better part of two hours going through MIL’s mail and emailing companies to take her off their mailing lists. I hope it was worth it.

  228. Watching My Fair Lady with wiserbride,

    She is singing along to all the songs.

    So cute.

  229. BTW, in case my Christmassy avatard is now visible, I had a very similar looking scooter when I was in college.

  230. I don’t like this game.

    Let’s play, banished to the cornfield monster.

    You first wiser.

  231. Saw Young Frankenstein yesterday with the wife. I think I can turn her into a Mel Brooks fan.

  232. Seems that Julie Andrews originated the role of Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, but was not considered for the role in the movie.

    As I watch this, I am imagining her in that role.

    That would have been awesome.

  233. Roamy, I’m still getting mail for my dad.

  234. Tushar,
    Vespa or Lambretta?
    The picture is small and I can’t tell.

  235. Saw Young Frankenstein yesterday with the wife.

    Put. The candle. back.

  236. Her voice. Julie Andrews’ voice would have made it so much more awesome.

    Who’s Eliza Doolittle?

  237. Let’s play, banished to the cornfield monster.

    I hate that game.

    Always have, ever since I had to play it with my uncle.

  238. Wiser, with JAs voice at that time I agree. Mary Poppins and Sound of Music are epic. Audrey Hepburn was beautiful. Marni Nixon sang for Natalie Woods in West Side Story too. $20 and I love musicals!!!

  239. Who’s Eliza Doolittle?

    philistine

  240. I forget who was the first choice for Sound of Music… but she was perfect for it.

    Did she use stunt boobs in SOB?

  241. Audrey Hepburn was beautiful.

    So was JA. But she had a great personality that would have made this a totally different movie.

  242. Did she use stunt boobs in SOB?

    2

  243. yeah, I figured.

    All those years I waited too.

  244. Mary Poppins and Sound of Music are epic.

    The guy who ran the studio thought that JA was not “movie-quality.” So he insisted that Hepburn got the role, over JA.

    Julie Andrews won the Oscar for Mary Poppins later that year.

    *snicker

  245. beating out Audrey Hepburn, btw.

  246. Oso, did you work to get off the mailing lists or just wait for them to figure it out. MIL apparently kept dozens of mail order companies in business. FIL is overwhelmed by the number of catalogs.

  247. All those years I waited too.

    Actually, I think they were hers.

    Meh.

  248. Who’s Eliza Doolittle?

    http://tinyurl.com/crw5a8r

    *high fives b-rad*

  249. Tushar, I admire the effort but it can’t be done.

  250. Plus, Audrey Hepburn couldn’t sing, so all those songs had to be dubbed in.

    Julie Andrews, um, has no such handicap.

  251. Crispy, I had a Indian Bajaj scooter. Those were kinda copied from Vespa.

  252. Plus, Audrey Hepburn couldn’t sing, so all those songs had to be dubbed in.

    that is so painfully obvious

  253. Since youse guys are all gaga for Julie Andrews, her memoir is $1.99 on Kindle today.

  254. Scott, the wife concurs. You are right, dammit.

  255. Is our Amazon linky still up top?
    .
    .
    Yep. Wild and crazy meat up money.

  256. Andy Williams did not cover for Lauren Bacall in To Have and To Have Not.

    Although he could have.

    And for the record, if those were Julie Andrews’ boobs, they were good. And if they weren’t, they were still good.

  257. It’s like converting someone to The 3 Stooges.
    Can’t be done.

  258. I heard there was a saying that there’s no such thing as bad bewbs. Carmen has totally disproved that.

  259. >> Audrey Hepburn couldn’t sing

    I would’ve soooo kick her out of bed for that.

    Oh. Wait.

  260. And yet, Audrey Hepburn was spot-on as a transformed Eliza.

    As much as I adore JA, I just can’t “see” her in the movie role.
    She also originated the role of Guinevere in “Camelot” on Broadway, if I recall correctly.

    As much as I loathe Vanessa Redgrave, of the two ladies, I think they made the right choice in that casting as well. I just can’t see JA as an adulteress.

    $20

  261. I thought we weren’t going to speak of the…unpleasantness…again, Cyn.

  262. Women can never be true connoisseurs of the banal, the puerile and the prurient stuff like men can. They just don’t have it in them.

  263. Wild and crazy meat up money.

    FWIW, I use the H2 Amazon link whenever I link songs on my blog.
    Don’t know if any of my IRL friends/family have used it or not.

    I’ve been hitting it pretty hard the last month, doing Christmas shopping from my living room.

  264. I thought we weren’t going to speak of the…unpleasantness…again, Cyn.

    *shuns self*

  265. Scott, me and my kids, when they were little, would laugh and laugh at the Stooges.

    Then came ., I don’t know, girl chemicals and stuff. It died.

    *snif*

    makes me sad

  266. Hmmm. I need to check and see how much is in that account.

  267. I worked to get off catalog lists, started writing NOT AT THIS ADDRESS on catalogs, stiffed all his charities that send postcards, cards, etc. Still getting stuff.

  268. Man, I lurvs me some Eliza Dushku, but that chick just cannot carry a series. Much better as a supporting actress.

  269. 3/4 of the mail I get hits the garbage can before the house.

    The ratio, it mocks me.

  270. I cry every time I watch The Sound of Music.

  271. Tree is up.

    I lurve having the kids home.

  272. Territorial Cup Time. Biggest game every year here.

  273. Cool, it’s up to about $515. I just put through a shitload of stuff for our basement exercise room, not to mention all the “subscribe & save” paper towels, etc. that hit it every month.

    Sooner or later, we’re gonna be talking about real money here.

  274. Just sent mine home.

    Tree tomorrow.

    *edlewiess, edelweiss, you look happy to greet me*

  275. >> 3/4 of the mail I get hits the garbage can before the house.

    We’re probably at 90% here. It’s unbelievable.

    Die faster, USPS.

  276. The Sound of Music is Orel Hershiser’s favorite musical. His name is Orel.

  277. What about his brother, Anel Hershiser?

  278. Andy, HAHAHA!

  279. Cyn?

    http://tinyurl.com/bypcer3

  280. It’s like converting someone to The 3 Stooges.
    Can’t be done.

    I’m not much for most of the 3 Stooges, but Curly vs. the oyster stew makes me laugh until I get the hiccups.

  281. http://youtu.be/CK2X–p9smg

  282. I have a Love/Hate relationship with The Stooges.

  283. Roamy, watch the supersonic vid at the ONT. You’ll LOVE the ending.

  284. Cool, it’s up to about $515

    aka one night’s bar tab at a meat-up

  285. I think we should indeed spend that money at the next meatup. Which, by my reckoning, is when Andy and I have Sean drive us around Palm Springs next month.

  286. Oso, I went to the customer service/”contact us” page for each charity and catalog and either emailed them or filled out a customer service request with MIL’s name, address and customer number if there was one, said she’d passed away, and asked to be taken off the mailing list.

    **crosses fingers

  287. Dude, step away from the “My Fair Lady”

  288. Roamy, yeah, good luck with that….some of the catalogs replaced his name with mine. I’m sure it will be different for you…

  289. Man, I love The Stooges.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

  290. DD#3 is already packing for her 6-week sojourn across the pond.
    Her “Santa Sack” full of presents for The Boy (and hers from us) is sitting by the back door.

  291. I was tired of turkey so I made some fried oysters for dinner.
    .
    Tasty

  292. Roamy, watch the supersonic vid at the ONT.

    You’re not my real dad!

    brb

  293. testing

  294. SANTA BEASN!

  295. I shot JR

  296. That was pretty cool, XBrad.

  297. I associate Larry Hagman with Cocoa Beach.

  298. but I did not shoot the deputy.

  299. I thought the video was a little deceptive as they would show a close-up of an F/A-18 over Lake Washington, and then a “High-Shot” of an F-14 with the wings swept.

  300. Dude, step away from the “My Fair Lady”

    awwwwwwww…. it’s over….

    OH WAIT!1!!1! CAMELOT IS ON!!!!

  301. It took me a while Oso
    you are a sly one Cocoa Beach

  302. Did I kill it?

  303. yes.

  304. I just got that

  305. Sorry, Vmax. I get interrupted here quite a bit.

  306. TO DREAM
    THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
    *huffs gold spray paint*
    unh…

    Wiser?
    http://youtu.be/4-L6rEm0rnY

  307. So….I guess there aren’t too many Hostages excited about Les Miz this Christmas? Hugh Jackman! Wolverine!!!!

  308. Laura
    I had a particularly gullible friend that I convinces that Gold cars were faster. Even though my car was black and faster than any gold car.

    She balked when I told her my dish washer had a tumble dry cycle.
    Heh

  309. CrazyBear,
    Having seen the trailer, and the then the reviews, even as much as I hate Hollywood, the people, and the culture, I am VERY tempted to take Anita to see that.
    I’m torn, as it were, but, being selfish, in the end, I may just do it

  310. Hah! That’s hilarious Vman.

    Everybody knows red cars are the fastest

  311. Dogs beat me to bed. I’m getting ready to go fight for blankets and pillows. I dreamed a dream…

  312. Cashew Basil Pesto!

    Red cars are not fast they are ticket magnets. Black cars are invisible at night and white cars are invisible most times.

  313. Lauraw,
    Back when I ‘worked in tall buildings, drove Porsche’s’, The cops thought my red Lotus was “Faster”, as it was out-running their Cessna-182.
    That cost me some money…

  314. Vmax,
    That’s why they call it “Arrest-Me Red”…

  315. Chris Rocks

  316. I never got a speeding ticket in my Plymouth Reliant.

  317. It was seafoam green wasn’t it X?
    K cars sucked donkey schwet.

    Horizon’s were better

  318. And I am out
    G’night!

  319. NYTOL,
    I love my imaginary internet friends.
    May God bless and keep you this night, and I look forward to seeing you on the morrrow…

  320. Les Mez was a great play. If the movie version is anywhere near as good, which I suspect it will be, it will be worth the price of admission.

  321. Watched a few minutes of Ollie Stone’s pinko history show. Did you know that Truman basically started the Cold War because he got teased as a “sissy” when he was growing up?

    Yeah.

  322. Could derp your sweet kisses, your arms open wide
    This fever for you was just burning me up inside

  323. I still can’t believe you people bumped my Christmas pig. And on Black Friday, of all days.

    It was a gift to our racist family, but now I feel like Christmas is ruined.

  324. I am surprised that the blog wasn’t deleted.

  325. Everyone gets at least one ruined Christmas. Think of it as a life lesson.

  326. Lessons suck. I’d reinforce he blog for next Friday, cause there’s going to be a super pig making a debut.

    Scott won’t be able to smoke this bovine with the biggest bong in the world.

  327. Could derp your sweet kisses, your arms open wide
    This fever for you was just burning me up inside

    I drove all night to get to you…

    Haven’t heard that song in ages, thanks, Sean. Good memories.

  328. wakey wakey

  329. Aw, MJ, I’m sorry. I did give you credit for good history links. I liked the aerial view of your mom’s house.

  330. MJ, I’m sorry, but that much hot chocolate was just too much for us to handle after a week of mild indulgence.

  331. Seems that Julie Andrews originated the role of Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, but was not considered for the role in the movie.

    As I watch this, I am imagining her in that role.

    That would have been awesome.

    I was watching that (when I got home) with my daughter. It is wonderful BUT the lead role – that doesn’t transfer so well because he looks so darned old.

    Audrey is perfect for the role, but yes – the voice. It’s always disappointing when someone else is singing. But it is so very believable that it’s her.

    Movie magic.

  332. Plus, Audrey Hepburn couldn’t sing, so all those songs had to be dubbed in.

    that is so painfully obvious

    I disagree. I thought the voice sounds so much like it COULD be hers.

    Aside from the effortlessness in her physical appearance WHILE she is singing … well that could be explained by her merely dubbing to her own voice.

  333. I’d reinforce he blog for next Friday, cause there’s going to be a super pig making a debut.

    Did you all see that?!? That’s a threat! He’s threatening us!

    *takes a screen cap for evidence*

    *calls the police*

    *spends the next eighteen minutes trying to explain Big Boob Friday to the police*

  334. MJ’s gonna miss us when we ban him.

  335. Nobody read this but Roamy:

    I’m kidding. For some reason I love to see everyone bitch about an ugly/fat/not big enough tits/repellent/tatoo freak girl.

    The rest of you asswipes can read this:

    I cried all night.

  336. I’m kidding. For some reason I love to see everyone bitch about an ugly/fat/not big enough tits/repellent/tatoo freak girl.

    I hope you find comfort in that memory.

    When we ban you.

  337. *listens in tears on the phone as a stern police sergeant takes me to task for wasting his time*

    *gives the url for last BBF to the sergeant, hangs up the phone, and waits*

    *phone rings, it’s the sergeant, he wants MJ’s address and description*

  338. I’m the only person that runs on this POS blog. You’d be doing harm to yourself by banning me. Duh.

    Also, at the farmers market in downtown St Pete, there is a guy that sells really cool chicken coops. You can buy the whole deal and get set up in no time. I’ll take a picture for you next time I’m down there.

    That’ right. I played the chicken card.

  339. Pathetic.

  340. o, at the farmers market in downtown St Pete, there is a guy that sells really cool chicken coops. You can buy the whole deal and get set up in no time. I’ll take a picture

    you can’t sway me with those hipster-douchebag chicken coops.

    You have to start with a ghetto coop like I did. Chicken wire covered with a blue tarp.

    Like the Indians did.

  341. MJ, I think Rosetta (who?) was the same. That awful pirate he posted once.

  342. I’m gonna need a link for that so I can more readily make the build/buy/fuckit decision for a meat bird coop.

  343. I’m the only person that runs on this POS blog. You’d be doing harm to yourself by banning me. Duh.

    The graveyards are full of indispensable men. Always room for one more.

  344. I run if you throw a frisbee.

  345. I may have posted a hideous cake sow here as well, in the past, for pretty much the same reason MJ did.

  346. I’m the only person that runs on this POS blog. You’d be doing harm to yourself by banning me. Duh.

    I did ok here before you started running.

    I can turn someone else.

  347. *scrolls through blog looking for a new runner

    uh, nevermind.

    FINE.

    You can stay.

  348. Good news, I think my eyebrow has returned.

  349. *listens in tears on the phone as a stern police sergeant takes me to task for wasting his time*
    *gives the url for last BBF to the sergeant, hangs up the phone, and waits*
    *phone rings, it’s the sergeant, he wants MJ’s address and description*
    ——————————
    Hahahahahahaha.

    *puts cabbage patch doll, empty beer bottles, and computer on porch as decoy.

  350. scrolls through blog looking for a new runner

    I might start taking walks.

  351. What did you do to your eyebrow, Leon?

  352. uh, nevermind.
    FINE.
    You can stay.
    ————————–
    Aww. Thanks.

    Ok, I’m off for a 12 mile fucking fuckity fuck fuck run. See you Gargamels later.

  353. I need you guys to enter this giveaway (two days left!) and then give me the prize if you win. Ok? This is such a good deal for you.
    http://www.againstallgrain.com/

  354. scrolls through blog looking for a new runner

    I might start taking walks.

    Would you describe the pace you plan on doing as “brisk”?

  355. (middle eastern accent)
    My good friend, I give you such great deal. You put forth an effort, yes?

    And then I win. Is so easy.

    This is good deal. Ask anyone, anybody.

    /racist

  356. What’s a cake s…NO! NEVER MIND

  357. In my opinion, MJ is a really hilarious guy.

    Except in Texas.

  358. Would you describe the pace you plan on doing as “brisk”?

    3.5 mph is my comfy walking speed.

    Roamy, I was burning some leaves/sticks in my drainage ditch out front and it started to get away from me. While I was out in front of the spread cutting a break in the cattails, the wind blew the fire at me and singed the hair off the left side of my face and my left arm. My eyebrow was halved and I had to trim my beard. This was about 2 weeks ago.

  359. Jeez, Leon. I hadn’t heard that. Glad you’re okay. Did you burn any skin?

  360. ANd we didn’t get pictures?

    WTF?

  361. Oh. Sure. Lauraw goes the concerned route.

    I know she wants to see pictures too.

  362. It wasn’t all that dramatic unless you were right there. The worst of it was smelling burnt hair for the rest of the day. No actual skin burns, just hair loss. I suppose if I’d had head hair, it could actually have been serious.

    *looks up at Heaven*

    I’m not thanking you.

  363. Why wouldn’t you just let the cattails burn off?

  364. I had let most of them burn already. The fire was spreading to the cattails that sort of merge with the greater woods. After this year’s drought, I could easily have set 20 acres of trees on fire.

  365. The bestest drainage ditches are full of tiger lilies.

  366. You got any stumps around the place you need to get rid of?

  367. Not at present, but I haven’t cut down our Christmas tree yet.

  368. G’morning peeps. Coffee’s ready and bacon will be done in a few minutes.

    We should prolly have a new poat.

  369. Leon tried to hide the fact. It did not work too well.

    http://www.dennis-jackson.me.uk/pictures/1967/T17/thumbs/PICT0014.JPG

  370. HA! No, really, they totally look good, Leon.

  371. I barely have eyebrows to start with, so it wasn’t especially noticeable in any event.

  372. Set the other side of your face on fire and even it out.

  373. I did the same thing once with gunpowder. Eyebrows and about an inch of hair in front.

    Nothing off my face, I was 9. Didn’t start shavin for another year or so.

  374. New poat done

  375. ¾

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