Monday Muscular Motivation

THANKSGIVING WEEK IS HERE!!!!

Giant plates of turkey! Punkin’ Pie! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

If you need more than that to get motivated… I can’t help you. It’s pretty much all I’ve got on my mind this week other than weight training and fixing my heap corruption.

To compensate for the light text content, this week’s photo selection is made additionally broad by the addition of an additional broad. Also, there’s an extra girl.


Now, time to get ready to nibble on some breasts and thighs.

573 Comments

  1. Gross.

  2. I’m pretty sure that any one of those girls could beat my ass in a fair fight.

    And they are all welcome to do so.

  3. I prefer my women to have a BMI in double figures. #1 & #3 have a chance.

  4. I don’t know, man. None of them really look like charity cases for your affections. I don’t think that attitude is gonna work.

  5. Allow me to clarify. #1 & #3 have a chance to have a BMI in double figures. No doubt, none of them are altruistic enough to do anything other than throw rocks at my old and ugly ass.

  6. That’s better.

  7. They are probably heavier than you think. Muscle is dense. Hottest chick I know at work is a 24 BMI.

  8. For reference, she’s 5’3″ and 135 lb.

  9. Quiet here today. It’s almost like it’s Monday morning and people are busy getting ready for work.

    Mission: Accomplished.

  10. Is Mrs Leon a muscle chick? Has anyone met Mrs Leon?

  11. Wakey wakey.

  12. She isn’t, they have.

  13. She is beautiful in any event, just not ripped or anything.

  14. Good morning, cool kids.

  15. Well, it’s week two of lifting. I’m aiming for the physique of number 6, minus the tits.

  16. Leon’s also been burden with a Big boob chick.

    Ironic.

    The hand that life dealt him. He seems to weather it ok.

  17. It’s the even numbered ones that are the trannies today. Well done, Leon!

  18. My wife’s bountiful bosoms are my burden to bear.

    *sighs heavily*

  19. I think you should aim for #5, MJ. Minus the tits.

  20. Good point, Car in. The boobs would be pretty expensive.

  21. Surgery is always risky, avoid it when you can.

  22. Leon, you’ve upped your game these last two weeks. Don’t think I don’t appreciate it.

    Minus the tits.

    Hey now, let’s not get all judgmental on MJ. We are a ‘big tent’ blerg.

  23. Never been unconscious in a planned way.

  24. http://imgur.com/gallery/RXo53

    Redhead for Pupster.

  25. Never let it be said that I cannot grudgingly adapt ever-so-slightly to my audience.

  26. Thank you Leon. #1 and handstand girl look pretty tasty.

  27. ‘big tent’

    * snickers *

  28. Almost done prepping for work.

  29. Nice work, leon, as usual.

    Happy Monday! It’s good to sit for extended periods of time without coughing. I’m hoping this means the cold is finally gone.

  30. Ah. Monday again.

    Oh well. *flexes my coffee cup arm*

  31. What a comely collection.

  32. The 7th one (I think), she has a cute smile.

  33. The fourth one is flexing her left nipple muscle.

  34. Nipples have muscles?

    Oh, wait, I forgot.. muscle chicks. Hell, they prolly got muscles in their toenails.

  35. Nipple girl looks like that actress who recently announced her Republicanism and got badmouthed by Hollywood libs for it.

  36. The chains are a bit, off-putting.

  37. I’m pretty sure nipple girl could kick my ass.

  38. And everyone here.

    Simultaneously.

  39. Melissa Joan Hart?

    Had a crush on her back in her Nickelodeon days.

  40. The chains are a training aid, Dave. I’m still looking for them if I can find a deal.

  41. Oh, wait, you mean Stacey Dash.

  42. Important calf injury update: It appears that the run yesterday did not destroy my leg. It’s sore, but this is manageable compared to a few days ago.

    I know you were all very worried. And by all I mean Car in. And by very worried I mean could give a shit.

  43. Oh well hell Leon, I keep a tow chain in the truck for emergencies.

    GO see Tractor Supply. You can even get them cut to custom length.

    *kicks Car in’s ass*

  44. Had a crush on her back in her Nickelodeon days.

    Yes, I’m quoting myself, but I wanted to remind you that she and I are the same age, so this isn’t as creepy as it sounds.

  45. Had a crush on her back in her Nickelodeon days.

    Did you see my homage to her in the last poat? Timely and topical.

  46. Glad to hear your leg is better.

  47. I did see that, Pup, thanks.

    Now I gotta deal with this corrupted heap, since my 10am meeting has been moved.

  48. The fourth one is flexing her left nipple muscle.

    Anyone else think that #4 is on drugs? Hey, stop looking at her left nipple and look at the eyes.

  49. Is it possible to gain muscle merely with a diet change, like eliminating wheat? I can’t tell if this is really real or if it’s just a matter of having lost some fat (and my skin looking better since I quit smoking).

    But I swear, I think I have more muscle. My arms and legs feel less mushy.

  50. LW’s getting lean and mean! Er.

  51. How do you train with a chain Leon?

    LW is getting lean, she’s had mean covered for a while…………..

  52. It is possible. Muscle gain is hormone-driven. The training effect is usually much greater, but access to good nutrients (particularly healthy fats) can make a noticeable difference.

  53. Sure it’s possible. Food builds body mass, the right kinds of food build the right kind of mass.

    3rd cup of coffee building, I don’t know, growing hair maybe

  54. Is it possible to gain muscle merely with a diet change, like eliminating wheat?
    ——————————-
    I dunno. It seems like you’re probably just less fluffy.

    It could be that your dwarves are gaining a little weight for the winter, and carrying them around, beating them, tossing them, etc is building muscle.

  55. Is it possible to gain muscle merely with a diet change, like eliminating wheat?

    I think not. My understanding about weight training is that you have to stress and create minor tears in the the muscle tissue with exercise, and build up lactic acids. This creates the fast-twitch muscle fibers that build bulk, as opposed to the slow-twitch muscle fibers typical of skinny marathoners or cyclists. Your propensity for either type of muscle fiber is largely genetic.

    Or drink bourbon.

  56. How do you train with a chain Leon?

    You can load your shoulders and arms with it and do sprints, walking, or squats, or you can just drag it behind you for conditioning. It’s a flexible, durable weight. Shows up a lot in strongman competition.

    Smaller chains are sometimes used in the gym attached to barbell ends so that some portion of it rests on the floor when the bar is lowest. The upshot of that is that the bar gets heavier the further you lift it off the floor. I’m not sure I agree with the method, but it is popular in some circles.

  57. I like the other people’s answers better, Michael. But I have to admire your willingness to sally forth and be wrong even out on sites other than your own.

  58. I was very skinny until my early thirties, no matter how much or what I ate. Then I started lifting and bulked up. You lose fat, but you gain denser muscle tissue. But the only way to do this is PAIN.

  59. I get some physical exercise at work.

  60. Michael, the localized tissue damage is only part of the story. If you’ve got no ability to produce HGH or other anabolic hormones, you can work out as hard as you like and you’ll be lucky if you even repair the injury. Unless you’re on bed rest, everyone gets at least some exercise. If you up the T and HGH levels in darn near anyone, they lose fat and gain muscle regardless of activity changes.

  61. I’m kind of amazed that I can actually see the muscles in my legs again.

  62. This morning, the Dallas ABC affiliate decided to share the earth-shattering news that Kelly Clarkson thinks about having breast augmentation ‘every day’, yet she is too frightened of the surgery to go through with it.

    Good for her.

  63. She really shouldn’t. It won’t help her career.

  64. I can see the muscles in my butt too, but I ain’t showin those off.

  65. *thinks about kittens*

  66. kittens aren’t very muscular

  67. Weigh your dwarves! They are probably stealing food!

  68. MJ knows about teh little people.

  69. Leon, how do you up the T and HGH levels? get an Rx? I do not put on muscle, just lose weight.

  70. I’ve gained a little weight, and I’m a dwarf, so MJ’s theory has a data point in its favor.

  71. As I said, Leon, genetics is a big part of the picture.

    Some people are more likely efficient at using oxygen to generate ATP because they have slow twitch fibers. E.g., Lance Armstrong, who is freak with slow twitch fibers, regardless of whether he was doping.

    Some people are better at using an anearobic metabolism to create fuel, they are more likely to show muscle bulk.

    Most of us are somewhere in between.

  72. Leon, how do you up the T and HGH levels?

    Assuming you still have a somewhat youthful endocrine system, a diet high in animal protein and fat and low in simple sugars and inflammatory agents will help a lot. You also need a caloric excess to build tissue, which is why teenage boys can eat whole turkeys and not get fat.

    Otherwise, yeah, it’s a prescription, and getting them from outside can be risky. Your body won’t make anything it can get elsewhere, and the machinery atrophies. If you start on testosterone therapy, it’s likely a way of life thereafter.

    Gym time.

  73. Maybe we should do a “Dave’s Butt” Tuesday.

    Tuesdays are kind of a drag anyway, they need somethin.

  74. So, uh, genetically speaking, why is my right arm so much more muscular than my left?

  75. With a couple of glaring exceptions, this is the most fappable collection of Monday skirt I’ve ever seen here.

    Well done.

  76. The reason that the sport of cycling is rife with allegations of doping is because athletes would use artificial means to cram oxygen into their slow twitch fibers.

    Some stuff is legal. At the Tour de France, Lance would sleep every night in an oxygen tent. His strength on mountain climbs was just amazing for such a skinny guy.

  77. So, uh, genetically speaking, why is my right arm so much more muscular than my left?

    Try masturbating with your left hand for awhile.

  78. You can call it “blind date night”.

    If you really want to make it blind date, sit on it for ten minutes until it’s numb.

  79. Try masturbating with your left hand for awhile.

    I’d like a second opinion, doctor.

  80. So, uh, genetically speaking, why is my right arm so much more muscular than my left?
    —-
    Try masturbating with your left hand for awhile.

    What has happened to this blog? Must we too surrender to bipartisanship?

  81. What has happened to this blog? Must we too surrender to bipartisanship?
    ————————–
    This blog needs to be more pure.

    *proposes amendment to kick out MJ

  82. What has happened to this blog? Must we too surrender to bipartisanship?:;;:

    No reaching across the zipper?

  83. Any of you bastards reach across my zipper, I’ll kill you.

    /Francis

  84. Some bitch somewhere, named Lisa, applied for one of those high interest loans and gave them my phone number.

    Been getting calls and texts from Payday loans, Mr Credit ….augh just got another one.

  85. MJ gets shooting lesson:
    (starts @ ~40sec.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDnEkFSMRik&feature=player_embedded

  86. I must say, the free call blocker app for android kicks butt.
    It has blocked 2 of them already.

  87. No reaching across the zipper?

    What do masturbation and legislation have in common? Sausage. And lots of it.

  88. Lemony

  89. I hope they didn’t use your SSN in addition to your phone number, scott. Might want to check that credit report today.

  90. Happy trails to you…

  91. Well, we are closing on a refinance tomorrow, so we would probably here about it.

    * shakes fist at sky *

    LLLLIIIIIISSSSSSAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  92. Hear about it. Screw you Hotspur.

  93. [...] H/T: Jam2 @H2 [...]

  94. Oh, Scott. You don’t need to make a typo just to say “screw you, Hotspur.” We’re not so formal here.

  95. “We’re working on this budget, we’re going to need a lot of prayer for that,” Mr. Obama told a monk while touring the Wat Pho Royal Monastery.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/11/19/obama-asks-monk-for-prayer-on-fiscal-cliff/

    There is hope after all. Perhaps he is acknowledging a power higher than himself.

    Meh, who am I kidding.

  96. Budget. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t mean what they think it means.

    *buys solid gold calculator to add up budget numbers

  97. Gold calculator? You know that’s gonna get taxed, right? It’s always better when we can spread it around.

  98. Budget. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t mean what they think it means.

    I think they pretty much only focus on the “get” part.

  99. If you skipped Jam2’s video link you missed the funniest 3 minutes in a long time.

  100. Three’s Company was the greatest show ever made.

    In order to avoid the messy social taboo of having girls and boys living together, they pretend that the guy is gay.

    And all of this from a show that is over 30 years old.

  101. Plus they had the Beagle. What a great place to get a beer or a Rob Roy.

  102. Work is against funneh, so I have to wait until I get home.

  103. I’m so totally better at bowling than you.

  104. Dough is rising for some kickass cinnamon raisin bread, laundry in the dryer. Whew, 10 minutes to sit. . .

  105. Do you bowl with big balls or little balls?

  106. Big ball bowlers are bowing beneficently.

  107. MJ gets a strike!

  108. I’ve got the whole week off. Ended up at the cigar shop and realized that the same people I see here after I get out of work are here in the morning therefore ALL day long. People, it’s an occasional vice, not an occupation! Jeebus Mice!

  109. The owner was in a good mood and gave me a free cigar he just got in called “Punisher”. I’m scared to smoke that one. Who wants to be punished with their cigar? (Probably why he gave it away)

  110. The gym had a more than adequate amount of eye candy today. Not quite up to the photogenic standards above, but with good lighting and makeup there are some comparables.

  111. My dad caught me smoking a cigarette when I was 15. He sat me down and said “You wanta be a man? Are real man smokes a cigar!” and lit one up for me.

    However, he neglected to tell me that real men don;t inhale them.

    Boy howdy, did I get sick…

  112. Ever since, Wiser stuck to smoking poles.

  113. Ever since, Wiser stuck to smoking poles.

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  114. MJ, what do you think of The Punisher

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqXsaKmOUas#t=00m40s

  115. Is it possible to gain muscle merely with a diet change, like eliminating wheat? I can’t tell if this is really real…..

    YES.

    I’m gonna get all kinds of grief for this, but one of the things seen consistently in people with CD/NCGS is low muscle tone (it is seen A LOT in the DS population; they have a 1-in-8 chance of having CD).

    When you eliminate wheat from your diet, you are by default eliminating almost all gluten. The gliadin in the molecules of wheat, barley, and rye affects the intestinal tract and causes the villi to atrophy, which affects the body’s ability to absorb nutrients.

    Within a couple of months of being on a GF diet, I noticed a significant change in my muscles – without any exercise whatsoever. I certainly wasn’t expecting it – just happened to notice it one day….. (CD forums are filled with stories about this)

    Rebecca’s muscle tone has improved significantly as well, FWIW.

    One of the other things that is seen in higher numbers in people with untreated CD/NCGS is osteoporosis. I’m 52, and my bone density was recently measured at 2 standard deviations higher than that of the average 30 year old.

  116. Sorry about the book – just wanted to let Laura know that she isn’t imagining things….. :P

  117. Sorry about the book

    There’s a tab up top for those, right?

  118. “I’m 52, and my bone density was recently measured at 2 standard deviations higher than that of the average 30 year old.”

    yer old

  119. There’s a tab up top for those, right?

    goddammit, there better not be……

  120. Wiser – Why are you not at work at one of your 14 jobs?

  121. *eats gluten with a giant spoon from the two-quart gluten container and drifts off into a happy gluten coma with a smile*

  122. Good day, people who are already lined up for Black Friday.

  123. Ugg, Black Friday…the one day I’m happy to watch the kids while mom fights the crowds.

  124. Wiser – Why are you not at work at one of your 14 jobs?

    What makes you think I’m not?

    brb, someone just pulled up to the window….

  125. yeah, never did the black friday thang.. the ex and a SIL always did and stayed out almost all day shopping…

    .

    hence the “ex”

  126. My wife does Black Friday shopping. I don’t hold back on my disdain for the practice.

  127. yer old

    At this particular point in time, I figure it’s better than the alternative….. :P
    (I might change my mind 20, 30 years from now)

  128. I love Black Friday shopping. The anticipation in the air. The mad rush for the doors…the crunch of an elderly greeter’s rib bones under my feet…delightful.

    No, seriously, I never. I stay home and that’s what I’m doing this year too.

  129. The outlet mall an hour away from my farm is opening at 9pm on Thursday. I’m not boycotting, but there’s no way in Hell you’d find me there.

  130. wiser “Super Size It” bud

  131. The workers at Target are THRILLED at the corporate decision to open at 9pm.

  132. When my sister was a cub reporter, she was given the assignment to go to the local mall and report on the situation the day after Thanksgiving.

    One of her coworkers said, “So you’re the unlucky pup who gets to cover Black Friday, huh?” She didn’t understand what he meant.

    She learned.
    Oh, yes – she learned……

  133. Sissies. My whole family dives into the Black Friday experience, both Thursday night and Friday morning. And why not? After all, we’ve got an economy to save.

  134. I may engage in Black Friday shopping this year – my wife has informed me she will be getting a total knee replacement in mid December, so I need to get another HD TV for what will become her at-home hospital room.

  135. wiser “Super Size It” bud

    I’m sorry sir, but we do not offer Super-Sized meals anymore. Perhaps I can interest you in a hot apple pie instead?

  136. the only shopping I do on Black Friday is at the liquor store.

  137. *eats gluten with a giant spoon from the two-quart gluten container and drifts off into a happy gluten coma with a smile*

    Hey, don’t get me wrong – if I could still eat it, I would. Whenever DD#3 gets fresh-baked rolls, Mr. TiFW and I shove each other out of the way so we can inhale the fumes.

    It’s not a pretty sight.

    Mr. TiFW calls it “Food Porn”…… :P

  138. Protips abound:

  139. Mr. TiFW calls it “Food Porn”……

    He’s not wrong. The scent alone can stimulate dopamine release.

  140. The scent alone can stimulate dopamine release.

    “Hello, my name is Teresa, and I sniff gluten……”

  141. “Hello, my name is Teresa, and I sniff gluten……”

    you disgust me.

  142. I’m sorry sir, but we do not offer Super-Sized meals anymore.

    *shakes fists at sky*

    BLOOOOOOOOOMBERRRRRRRRRRG!!!!

  143. Black Friday. The only non-racist day of the week.

  144. That video is hilarious, Leon :P

  145. you disgust me.

    *lower lip starts quivering, tears well up in eyes*

    But….but….but…..my sponsor told me these meetings were all about acceptance…..

    *runs to local bakery, buys 3 wheat rolls fresh out of the oven, sits in alley behind building taking hits out of paper bag*

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up Mrs. Baird’s.

  146. *runs to local bakery, buys 3 wheat rolls fresh out of the oven, sits in alley behind building taking hits out of paper bag*

    OH NO YOU DI-INT.

    *waves index finger to emphasize every syllable*

  147. Me and the family are heading to Sandy Eggo this afternoon. I think I’ll stalk PJM while I’m there. Shhhh…nobody tell her.

  148. There is a word for people who camp out in front of stores for days on end, eating, sleeping and crapping in tents. Vagrants.

  149. There is a word for people who camp out in front of stores for days on end, eating, sleeping and crapping in tents.

    iPhone/iPad users.

  150. iPhone/iPad users

    I wonder what the intersection is of that and the OWS fruitcakes.

  151. And those morons that camped out to watch Avatar.

  152. And Star Wars.

  153. I look all white but my dad was black

  154. And MRIs.

    (Coming in 2014.)

  155. And Pink Floyd concerts.

    Wait…

  156. And Pink Floyd concerts.

    So ya…thought ya..might like to go to the show?

  157. Get your filthy hands off my desert!

  158. Obama bumper stickers are all over the place now.

  159. ‘Smatter? Can’t spell “Laura”?

  160. Ha, scott, I thought it was just me!

  161. Now that the election is over, they are feeling a little braver.

    F’n idiots.

  162. Now that the election is over, they are feeling a little braver.

    They are not bumper stickers.

    Those are “free money” tags. Kinda like long-term parking tags for a garage.

  163. MJ, what do you think of The Punisher
    ———————-
    I’m not the one that is always bragging about smoking 10 pounds of meat in a day.

    Slut.

  164. And Pink Floyd concerts.

    you just HAD to go there, di’in’t you.

  165. “There is a word for people who camp out in front of stores for days on end, eating, sleeping and crapping in tents.”
    OWS’ers

  166. If the Obama spotters see your bumper sticker at the gas station, your fill-up is absolutely free!

  167. Fuck the halfrican, Urkel looking, commie fag!

  168. I knew I wasn’t the only one seeing more stickers now.

  169. If the Obama spotters see your bumper sticker at the gas station, your fill-up is absolutely free!

    If they spot that sticker on your car at a stop light and you know the “phrase that pays!” you get a free phone!!

  170. If the Obama spotters see your bumper sticker at the gas station

    Silly right-wing nut-job, Obama supporters don’t use gas. Their cars are powered by unicorn farts.

  171. Heh, Obama spotters. They were down on the corner at lunch break, signing up people for free phones.

    Literally, at a street corner, with a line half a block long. Lots of manufacturing in my work area, with lots of union signs. In fact, the union office is only a block away from the free phone tent!

  172. It has made driving a little safer, now that many of the idiots are tagged.

  173. Where is Hotspur going?

    http://tinyurl.com/d8z7g2d

  174. Silly right-wing nut-job, Obama supporters don’t use gas. Their cars are powered by unicorn farts.

    So that’s what’s causing all those Volts to catch on fire?

  175. *bravo claps to Sean*

  176. http://tinyurl.com/c8ygbr2

  177. Okay, who had 11/19/2012 in the “When will MCPO come out of the closet?” pool?

  178. Please destroy me. I have 90 minutes with the boss’s boss. He has the intelligence of cooked bone marrow.

  179. Instead of catching fire, I prefer to think of Volts bursting into flames as spontaneous burnt offerings to the Unicorn God.

  180. MJ on November 19, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    Please destroy me. I have 90 minutes with the boss’s boss. He has the intelligence of cooked bone marrow.

    Well, pretend he’s osso buco and bring a marrow fork.

  181. My boss’s directions were pretty funny, ‘anything he says, tell him no.’

  182. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 19, 2012 2:34 pm
    And those morons that camped out to watch Avatar.

    Comment by Cyn on November 19, 2012 2:38 pm
    And Star Wars.

    I guess now isn’t a good time to tell the story about how Mr TiFW and I were first in the waiting line at the College Station movie theater when “Return of the Jedi” came out, huh?

    (We all got “refund” tickets because the sound went out at the climactic scene where the emperor shoots fire at Luke, thus missing the crucial climax of the plot. They weren’t able to restore it. To say the audience was crestfallen would be a mild understatement…..)

  183. Pucker-up MJ.

    That ass isn’t going to kiss itself.

  184. Damnit. I had tomorrow.

  185. Heh, I think I like your boss, MJ.

  186. the climactic scene where the emperor shoots fire at Luke

    Um, fire? It was LIGHTNING. Good day, madam.

    *adjusts tape on glasses, stomps off*

  187. Damnit. I had tomorrow.

    oooooo… so close…..

    guess it’s a push then.

    *leaves money in savings account to collect .5% interest….

  188. Say, do we have a pool on when wiserbud kills a music store employee with a CD, the same way Oddjob killed with a bowler in “Goldfinger?”

  189. Um, fire? It was LIGHTNING. Good day, madam.

    THAT’s the word I was looking for!

    *starts reading brochures for Alzheimer’s Care facilities*

  190. Say, do we have a pool on when wiserbud kills a music store employee with a CD, the same way Oddjob killed with a bowler in “Goldfinger?”

    Wouldn’t a record work better? I thought he worked in a record store….

  191. Imagine your disappointment had you been cheated out of the last scenes of “Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones.”

    Go ahead. Imagine. Try it.

  192. Say, do we have a pool on when wiserbud kills a music store employee with a CD, the same way Oddjob killed with a bowler in “Goldfinger?”

    That should be tomorrow, when I’m working until 10pm while my wife and kids enjoy my b-day dinner without me.

  193. Meeting liveblog:

    SuperBoss: I have no idea what we do.

    Me: Well, it’s only 100 years of history…

    SuperBoss: Can you put that in a power point for me and schedule a follow up?

    Me: Sure can. I’m busy on Tuesday pounding your wife, though. How does Wednesday look?

    SuperBoss: Wednesday is good for me.

    Me: Me too. It should be pretty quiet given that most people have taken off.

  194. $1000 on wiser for Nov. 20! DIBS!

  195. Wouldn’t a record work better? I thought he worked in a record store….

    hey Tif… don’t move for a second…..

  196. I’d like to meet SuperBoss’s wife, MJ. But it sounds like she has met too many people.

  197. I’d like to meet SuperBoss’s wife, MJ. But it sounds like she has met too many people.

    Hey now, she’s just friendly. She gets tested regularly and hasn’t been to Hong Kong or Tokyo. Lately.

  198. wiser tips his hat to a customer

    http://bit.ly/TchmXt

  199. Meeting liveblog

    Why aren’t my comments showing up?

  200. You’re comments aren’t getting approved. Stupid moderators.

  201. Why aren’t my comments showing up?

    SuperBoss and MJ thought they weren’t on-topic or relevant to pooching SuperBoss’s wife.

  202. It’s the “without you” part that makes it so enjoyable!

  203. For MJ’s sake, I’m sorta hoping superboss’s wife is a trophy that bears a strong resemblance to #2.

  204. hey Tif… don’t move for a second…..

    *looks at LP embedded in wall*

    Huh. I was wondering what that “whoosh” over my head was.

  205. That should be tomorrow, when I’m working until 10pm while my wife and kids enjoy my b-day dinner without me.

    Ummm….happy birthday?

    Really? That can’t be right…

  206. That should be tomorrow, when I’m working until 10pm while my wife and kids enjoy my b-day dinner without me.

    Don’t worry, we’ll leave you some leftovers….

  207. *looks at LP embedded in wall*

    Was it this one?

    http://bit.ly/TciWZ9

  208. That reminds me, I think wiser worked on this rare piece of vinyl history.

    http://bit.ly/Tcj7DO

  209. No, this one:

  210. the “Portal” clip over at IB is kinda cool…

  211. http://bit.ly/Tcj7DO

    “Open Face Sandwich Club”

    Shouldn’t that be “Sammich”??

  212. I’m buying everyone a copy.

    http://bit.ly/TcjOgC

  213. Shouldn’t that be “Sammich”??

    Yes, and I’m waiting. Extra mustard.

  214. Nothing over at IB is, “kinda cool”.

  215. In the “Only in Massachusetts” file:

    Her job is to make state roads safer but the director of Massachusetts Highway Safety Division(!) has numerous vehicle violations to her name, including at least six traffic accidents.

    Sheila Burgess’ driving record details a list of 34 infractions including speeding violations, failures to stop for a police officer, driving without registration or license in possession, and driving without wearing a seat belt.

    All of those offenses are from BEFORE she was hired for this job. So how did she get this job?

    Burgess was appointed to her $87,000-a-year position in July 2007, without any background in public safety, transportation, or government administration. Her experience was in Democratic Party politics. For almost two decades as a paid consultant and congressional aide, she had raised money and ­advised candidates for public office, including — according to her resume — Lieutenant Governor Timothy Murray, who had taken office six months earlier as part of the new Patrick administration.

    She is currently on medical leave due to injuries from a single car accident….

  216. Comment by agiledog on November 19, 2012 4:24 pm

    Shorter version: the new normal.

  217. just saw the vid of israel’s hit on ahmed jabberjawwhatsit…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P6U2ZQ0EhN4

  218. Ahem.

    http://tinyurl.com/d6r3l9u

  219. 30 minutes left with SuperBoss.

    Fuckity fuckface fucker.

  220. If she’s too small, it’s catch and release boys. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/c8wtwcg

  221. I’m fairly sure there’s a required lobotomy at the VP level.

    Meh. I’m just bitter about things at work. Fuck it.

  222. 30 minutes left with SuperBoss.

    Just make sure you get equal time with his wife.

  223. Wasn’t there some cheesy 80s movie with “The Boss’s Wife” for a title?

  224. I don’t even know what an IB is, but it better not involve a damned garden hose going up my pecker hole again.

  225. I don’t even know what an IB is, but it better not involve a damned garden hose going up my pecker hole again.
    ————————-
    Actually, that’s the perfect way to describe it.

  226. It never fails. I’ll be groovin’ along, havin’ a nice day, and then someone mentions catheters and wrecks it.

  227. So its a catheter blog now.

  228. Hose fuckers.

  229. Colostomy too. Don’t want to leave that shit out.

  230. “Don’t want to leave that shit out.”
    or in

  231. I’m thinking more of just a general Useless Old Shits weblog. Let me tell you about my sciatica, & how much a sack of taters cost when I was 14.

  232. Good times.

  233. Useless Old Shits

    We need a new set of coffee mugs.

  234. Catheter blog? You guys seen those low budget TV commercials for catheters by mail?

  235. Do they insert them by mail, too? The post-man here has pretty rough hands.

  236. It just occurred to me that if girl number two had a bush we’d be seeing it.

    O/o

  237. Do they insert them by mail, too? The post-man here has pretty rough hands.

    My mail carrier is a woman.

    And no, I wouldn’t want her touching my junk either.

  238. Silly MJ, those things don’t exist anymore.

  239. I think they’re making a comeback.

  240. I think they’re making a comeback.

    Granola-crunchin’ Hippies and OWS’ers, maybe. Downright uncivilized if you ask me. You didn’t, but I don’t care.

  241. So, the car is packed and all chores completed. About time for a shower and into my jammies.

  242. Car is packed means MCPO is going to see the GB?

  243. You going to that state up north, MCPO?

    http://tinyurl.com/cwuxck3

    Everybody but DG.

  244. Oooh – DG’s gonna get spoiled again! :P

    Safe travels, Chief – give her an extra hug and kiss from us!

  245. MOAR pikshures!!

  246. Herself needs to take the Buckeye gear to DG. PIKSHURES!!!!

  247. Connie – SHHHHHH! There is a Buckeye Gnome packed in the car and the kids are going out Friday night for dinner. Hehehehehehe!

  248. Yay!!!

  249. We keep trying to foist Aggie gear off on our great-nieces and nephew.

    Their mother is (good-naturedly) not amused.

    She married into the family…. :P

  250. Mr. TiFW did allow me to purchase one piece of Longhorn clothing for the nephew.

    He figured he would get food and slobber all over the bib, so that made it OK.

  251. I have family members in OHIO that are in mixed marriages. They need to stop marrying people from Toledo.

  252. this weeks winner is in the top 3 pics, choice between camera girl with the hot pose, Girl angry at her panties or the naval gazer. Hmmm….I am going with pic 7, girl in the hat.

  253. Top 3 funniest encounters with a Yankee occurred at the Mirage in Vegas a couple of years back.

    Incredibly unfit, but not quite morbidly obese, sixtysomething man in a Michagan jersey, a pair of cargo shorts, sandals and black dress socks comes into the sports bar with a half empty draft beer in one hand and a half smoked cigarette in the other. He looks at all of the screens, finds his game, and screams, “Fooowkk me!! Mouy foowkin team can’t even foowkin beat Tuleeedo!!” Comedy fuckin gold.

  254. a pair of cargo shorts, sandals and black dress socks

    Talk about letting yourself go…..

  255. (Hopes no one has a Buckeye in Vegas story)

  256. Bonkers Bear!

  257. Awwwww…love it pups!

  258. Dave always wears a backup.

  259. Hahaha 2 buckets!

  260. Hope he got run over by a large lorry!

  261. Is it wrong for me to laugh at friends that are still with Target that found out their Black Friday schedules last week on social media?

  262. 2 buckets is good planning

  263. Gotta go sleep, catching an early flight.

    Little Prince!

    http://tinyurl.com/cbcossq

  264. Laugh away :P

  265. Comment by George Orwell on November 19, 2012 3:44 pm
    Imagine your disappointment had you been cheated out of the last scenes of “Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones.”
    Go ahead. Imagine. Try it.
    ===========
    Natalie Portman’s nude scenes were the only good part of that movie……..

  266. I’m watching the Monday Night Football pregame show and they keep showing Mike Ditka who had a stroke last week. It was minor, and he looks fine. I swear, if I were Ditka, I’d fake a big ass seizure just to mess with Chris Berman. That would be hilarious.

  267. Anybody heard from Carin recently?

  268. Oh, okay I see her up there. Never mind.
    Anybody got her new email addy?

  269. Not since this morning, I assumed she had an evening shift.

  270. Laura – She blocked my phone calls and video chats. I assume she’ll not be giving me her new email!

  271. Yeah, she told me about that, MCPO. Shame on you.

  272. She put her new email on one of the threads. BRB

  273. Hey! Not really my fault; you get old, you forget you’re not wearing pants. It’s a sad and sordid story. . .

  274. Pictures of your junk is not video chat.

  275. Her first name, dot not feather, last name gmail. Last comment on Cyn’s Irish girl tanning thread.

  276. Chief!!! I can’t help but think of your Mom and Dad when I hear I’ll Be Home For Christmas. I may cry a little.

  277. The iPad slipped. . .

  278. MCPO pulled a Wiener.

  279. It was mine and I was merely washing it.

  280. Thanks Oso!

  281. Did anybody implore anybody else not to look at the Ark today?

  282. Da Bears.

  283. wait, Carin has a new email address and is blocking my calls?

    What’d I do now?

  284. Gonna get their ass kicked.

  285. You’re probably right, but I just can’t quit them.

  286. I need 26 its from the Bears D. Whimpers.

  287. I am impressed with the SF QB. Where did he come from?

  288. Her first name, dot not feather, last name gmail.

    My people call it gmaize.

  289. That comment was perfectly timed.

  290. DA Niners!

  291. Yes.

  292. My family’s ancestral home: http://tinyurl.com/d3rsj9a

    I’m fairly certain they buggered sheep just beyond that 2nd hill.

  293. Your family lived on the bottom of a dark Scottish lake? Many miles away?

  294. Guess who is gonna get seriously hugged up by her Grandpop tomorrow?

    http://flic.kr/p/duFAEe

  295. SeanM – Sting?

  296. I have a hangnail.

    *grabs a sawsall*

  297. The Police – “Synchronicity II”

  298. I think you are supposed to use fire for hangnails.

  299. It could be acid.

  300. Holy crap this guy can throw.

  301. That’s my soul up there.

    *braces myself.. this is gonna sting a bit* (SWIDT?)

  302. So adorable, Chief. Nom nom on her cheeks while you’re there!

  303. Cyn – You know it!

  304. H2 bebes are the best!

  305. this isn’t going well

  306. She looks exactly like her Dad at that age except for the color of her eyes.

  307. *Sorry Beasn. Going to Wally World for BluRays and work pants on Thursday. Mebbe an iPad.

  308. ISWYDT

  309. You shoulda gone with the blow torch and dirt, Dave.

  310. Hi. Anyone practice frying a turkey?

  311. GO, no. I did make reservations for Thursday though.

  312. No. Just make sure you fill it with oil right to the top.

  313. I would practice fry a politician, but even that won’t make them edible.

  314. I hear it stays crispier if the turkey is frozen solid.

  315. I GOT A BLEEDER

  316. Da Bears have punched out.

  317. Ugh, we are getting SPANKED.

  318. George,
    If you think turkeys can’t fly, drop a frozen one into the turkey-fryer when the oil is hot.
    Do it OUTSIDE!
    So it goes…

  319. I hear it stays crispier if the turkey is frozen solid.

    That is a complete and true fact.

  320. 49ers are looking tough for a bunch of prancing, glass ballerinas!

  321. Dan made chicken stock sans cardamom, and tonight we had our first chicken noodle soup of the year. I hate soup.

  322. The oil is key, you should go with a quality synthetic like Mobil 1.

  323. Practice is for fags, Eric.

  324. But, Chrispy, it’s cold outside and deep frying has become an indoor sport. I think I saw that during the last Olympics.

  325. Oh for crying out loud. Bears look like the stinking Cowboys.

  326. Cook it in your garage. AFV has lots of those.

  327. We will be preparing our turkey in a roasting pan in the oven, TYVM. Although I love deep-fried turkey, it’s too much damned work.

  328. so, wiserson’s principal is getting a call tomorrow, suggesting that the subs they hire just teach the fucking subject that they are brought in to teach and not use the opportunity to praise Obama as the greatest president we’ve ever had and then call Romney an ignorant racist.

    He’s a former lawyer, btw, who is independently wealthy and likes having the chance to “teach” the kids, now that he’s retired.

    Typical fucking liberal. Probably doesn’t dare talk politics with an adult, but give him a captive room full of teens….

    It’s a good thing I can’t call the school now. I’m fucking livid.

  329. Be sure to have plenty of water on hand just to be safe.
    Oil fires can be tricky.

  330. And blankets, to beat the fire out; those work good too.

  331. Why, wiserbud, you even almost sound shocked.

  332. *cauterizes my finger with fire and oil and water*

    Whoaaaa.. that ain’t right!

    the classic UL turkey fryer warning of death

  333. Wiser, worked with a kid whose dad was deployed in Iraq and his English teacher thought she would “Bash Bush”. Kid owned her. She told him to “Shut up” because he was ignorant. Give Wiserson’s school hell. Bill Ayers would be proud of that sub. Douche.

  334. Seriously, what does the sub’s personal political opinions have to do with latin?

  335. Why, wiserbud, you even almost sound shocked.

    Not shocked. Angry. Most of the teachers there are pretty good about keeping their politics out of the classroom.

    I want this douche tossed from the system.

  336. ^^^^^Yes. Indoctrination is not education.

  337. I didn’t know Hotspur was still teaching.

  338. We’ve been pretty luck with the boys’ teachers keeping that crap out of the classroom. Once or twice it came up, and we had a separate talk about it, but not to the degree it sounds like with wiserson. Go git ‘em.

  339. Wiser,
    Show-up, with the principal, in class, and call him out. Mano-a-Mano in front of the kids.
    Eviscerate his “talking-points” and make him look the fool.

  340. Latin? As a former JCL member in good standing, there is no place for that crap in Latin. Dead language is very conservative.

  341. Does it make turkey tough if you fry it in an asbestos jacket?

  342. Eviscerate his “talking-points” and make him look the fool.

    As much as I would LOVE to do that, my son asked me not to make a big deal out of this. I plan to calmly express my opinion to the principal and leave it at that.

  343. You’re a great Dad.

  344. **Ponders the motivation of a wealthy ex-lawyer hanging out with teenagers for $80 a day.**

    Same reason my 78 year old dad does prison ministry I guess. He wants to prostelytize everybody whose life has gone wrong and show them the way. Politics is truly the de facto religion of the hard left.

  345. Wiser,
    Okay, If the boy don’t want to go there, I have to give him that.

    I just thought it would be a good “Teaching Moment” to face the fucker in front of the kids and tear down his every argument.

    Show the kids that the lefty mother-fucker was wrong, and his arguments, hollow.
    As you wish…

  346. **Ponders the motivation of a wealthy ex-lawyer hanging out with teenagers for $80 a day.**

    yeah, I was thinking of sort of suggesting how interesting I find it that a retired, well-to-do man is not only taking a paying job away from someone who might need it more, but is also going out of his way to spend time with young boys while doing that.

  347. 80 bucks a day?

    You should tell em to make him a school crossing guard. Let’s preserve his dignity.

    *also hands you another pack of Luckies*

  348. Show the kids that the lefty mother-fucker was wrong, and his arguments, hollow.

    Sadly, we live in a very liberal area. My son is in the minority at his school, politically, and has other kids threaten him with violence for his support of Romney.

    He’s not a small kid nor is he a coward, but he just doesn’t want the trouble.

  349. well-to-do man is not only taking a paying job away from someone who might need it more

    ^^this

    but is also going out of his way to spend time with young boys while doing that.

    {{shudders}}

  350. *also hands you another pack of Luckies*

    yannow, from what I’ve read, vodka can kill me pretty easily too, if I have enough of it.

  351. In Latin III we would get guest lecturers from UT. Mostly lawyers.

  352. I also learned this weekend that, as an employee of the music store, I have to perform two different pieces of music, solo, at our upcoming showcases in January.

    Which will be recorded.

    And put on youtube.

    for your pleasure.

    *grabs another pack of Luckies from Dave

  353. {{shudders}}

    Yeah, that might be pushing it, which is why it’s a good thing I can’t call now.

  354. Last time Dave fired up the turkey fryer, it didn’t end well…

  355. Do you have any ideas for your musical selections?

  356. Which will be recorded.

    And put on youtube.

    for your pleasure.

    *sends wiser a case of vodka*

    It’s the least I could do.

  357. Do you have any ideas for your musical selections?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx3-lUYmTfQ

  358. >> yannow, from what I’ve read, vodka can kill me pretty easily too, if I have enough of it.

    Good point. I’m not applying myself.

    *hands you a bottle of Stoli on fire*

  359. I don’t think that one was UL approved, Xbrad.

  360. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  361. Hey! It’s Richard from St. Louis!

  362. Wiser,
    Sorry, just wishful-thinking. Being able to stand in front of a classroom full of kids, and showing them the fallacy of the lefties thinking, steering them to the correct-path, yeah, it’s just too much to hope for.

    “Has other kids threaten him with violence for his support of Romney.”

    Have him get a CCW and let the other kids look out.
    Well, I have no idea about “Concealed Carry Laws” in CT.
    Good luck, my brother…

  363. Do you have any ideas for your musical selections?

    heh. I was going through some books on Saturday, looking for something that would be different.

    I suggested:

    A) a Mozart piece (rejected. too difficult)
    B) A Shubert piece (rejected. too long)
    C) Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana (rejected by everyone as “too creepy”)
    D) Enter Sandman by Metallica (sadly, also rejected by everyone.)

    So I settled on Blue Moon and Under the Boardwalk

  364. Good choices.

  365. Great, Glad I have a 250 pound tank in the back yard by the pumps. *goes to rake leaves away*

  366. Well, I have no idea about “Concealed Carry Laws” in CT.

    yeah, they frown on guns in high school around here.

    Well, legal ones, anyway. It’s racist to suggest that perhaps an illegal gun is wrong.

    Kinda weird, huh?

  367. *hands you a bottle of Stoli on fire*

    All that’s missing is the union meeting…

  368. Wiser – Play the penny whistle. Plenty of tunes for the penny whistle.

  369. who’s the new chick?

  370. Stop looking at my tits asshole.

  371. I had lent my clarinet to one of wiserson’s friends so she could give a younger kid clarinet lessons for class credit.

    I told her I needed it back so I could rehearse for the showcase.

    She sits next to me in our band.

    She said to me, during a short break in rehearsal tonight, “I have a present for you!”

    I looked at her and said “is it black?”

    She giggled for the next 10 minutes.

    I really need to watch myself with that stuff…

  372. homos cry to Franz Schubert pieces.

  373. Moobs, tits, whatever. They are horrendous, they make me blanche, they make my eyes water.

  374. It’s nice to see MCPO around here. I thought he moved to San Francisco a few months ago.

  375. Stop looking at my tits asshole.

    With a comma, that could have been a normal comment.

    With a well-placed apostrophe, however, it becomes…. disturbing in the extreme…

  376. homos cry to Franz Schubert pieces.

    Damn good thing I rejected it then, since I’m quite sure it will be linked here often.

  377. Wiser??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  378. Comment by MCPO Airdale on November 19, 2012 10:41 pm

    These strangers balls in my mouth…they are delicious. They make me blanche, they make my eyes water.

    Gross. TMI.

  379. Bears scored.

    Yay.

  380. gah!

    I didn’t need to know that Rosetta. Stop grossing me out

  381. Wiser,
    What I find funny about “Today”: is that when I was in high-school, We ALL had guns in our lockers, and went out plinking after school. We bought and sold guns in school.
    No-one was afraid, as we all had guns.
    There were NO shootings!
    The school had a rifle-club.
    So it goes…

  382. gee, if only punt receivers could call some kind of “fair catch” thingy, huh?

    Someone ought to suggest that concept to the Bears receivers…

  383. nite kids. work cometh

  384. Nighty sweetness, Dave.

  385. Stop looking at my tits asshole.

    With a comma, that could have been a normal comment.

    With a well-placed apostrophe, however, it becomes…. disturbing in the extreme…

    There’s no call for an apostrophe in that sentence you douche.

    And the reason I didn’t use a comma between “tits” and “asshole” is that I didn’t want it to be the start of a list.

    *rapes grammar book*

  386. NYTOL,
    Gonna eat and sleep.
    Hugs to you all.

  387. Bears are lost without Jay. That has to be it.

  388. xbrad, what the fuck have you been up to?

    Have you done anything to contribute to society in the last week?

  389. With a comma, that could have been a normal comment.

    “Let’s eat Grandma.
    Let’s eat, Grandma.”

    Commas save lives.

    With that, I am out for the night.
    Sweet dreams, all! ♥♥♥

  390. Strunk and White is now sticky and smelly.

    Thanks, Rosie.

  391. Sweet dreams, Chrispy

  392. Why would I go to Edible Arrangements.com?

    I’m perfectly capable of getting the beans above the frank all on my own. Why would I pay for something like that?

  393. Jay is a role model for Type I’s. There is life after diabetes.

  394. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jEsshy26N4

  395. *rapes grammar book*
    The best story is always under the covers.

  396. Strunk and White is now sticky and smelly.

    Thanks, Rosie.

    There are few things that can’t be defiled down to the level of this blog.

    *watches in disgust as wiserbud sucks on a dangling participle*

  397. And the reason I didn’t use a comma between “tits” and “asshole” is that I didn’t want it to be the start of a list.

    what a surprise… this Rosetta chick seems to know shit about MS Word….

    As well as STD Word, DADT Word and DATM Word

  398. WTFITS?

  399. Gotta kill a turkey for Thanksgiving.

    BRB.

  400. Have you done anything to contribute to society in the last week?

    No.

    Where’s my Obamaphone?

  401. I sense some hostility (or booze) in Rosetta this evening.

  402. There are few things that can’t be defiled down to the level of this blog.

    Was that a challenge?

  403. Thanks Bears, for keeping me at 9 wins this week.

    Fuckers.

  404. Where’s my Obamaphone?

    Not so fast. How many times did you vote for Obama two weeks ago?

  405. Bite your tongue, Jay.

    *cuddles Bears jersey and rocks back and forth*

  406. Never preposition a woman at the end of a sentence.

  407. Okay, here’s an idea….

    I play The Who’s “My Generation” on the clarinet.

    When I finish, I repeatedly smash my clarinet into the speaker…

    and walk off…

    badass?

  408. Where’s my Obamaphone?

    Do you have the proper tag?

  409. Badass? With a clarinet? Nope. Pink Floyd mebbe. Looks at Cyn.

  410. Okay, here’s an idea….

    I play The Who’s “My Generation” on the clarinet.

    When I finish, I repeatedly smash my clarinet into the speaker…

    and walk off…

    badass?

    I don’t know about badass, but if they were talking while you were playing clarinet, they probably had it coming…

  411. I play The Who’s “My Generation” on the clarinet.
    When I finish, I repeatedly smash my clarinet into the speaker…
    and walk off…
    badass?

    Bad, ass.

  412. Okay, here’s an idea….

    I play The Who’s “My Generation” on the clarinet.

    When I finish, I repeatedly smash my clarinet into the speaker…

    and walk off…

    badass?

    You have to do that. Seriously. You will go down in history as a clarinet legend

    And also to prison but mostly the first thing.

  413. *books flight to NM to kill Oso repeatedly*

  414. Huh?

  415. I thought you were going to drive to NM so we could Thelma and Louise a trip to see AliceH? LOL

  416. And also to prison but mostly the first thing.

    Yeah, but with his mad clarinet skillz, he’ll never sleep alone.

  417. I play The Who’s “My Generation” on the clarinet.
    When I finish, I repeatedly smash my clarinet into the speaker…

    How does Pete Townsend’s pedophilia fit in?

  418. Okay, here’s an idea….

    I play The Who’s “My Generation” on the clarinet.

    When I finish, I repeatedly smash my clarinet into the speaker…

    and walk off…

    *holds up a lighter and does that loud crowd cheering noise *

  419. *books flight to NM to kill Oso repeatedly*

    Too much effort. That’s why God made carpet bombing. And Napalm.

  420. At concerts now, you get glow sticks or use your phones. No lighters.

  421. Oh yeah, we’ll do that for sure. After I kill you of course. Sqeeeeee roadtrip!

  422. If you do it with an oboe you’re probably a sissy.

  423. How does Pete Townsend’s pedophilia fit in?

    Tab A in to Slot B…

    Oh. Never mind.

  424. My generation bleh

    My class sang the Age of Aquarius when I was in 3rd grade.

  425. Yeah, but with his mad clarinet skillz, he’ll never sleep shower alone.

    Corrected for accuracy.

  426. If you do it with an oboe you’re probably a sissy.

    If he was THAT good with his tongue, then he’d die of exhaustion in prison.

  427. No Lighters No Peace!

  428. My class sang “Where have all the flowers gone” in 4th grade. Taipei AMERICAN School.

  429. If you do it with an oboe you’re probably a sissy.

    I smash an oboe and I would get a standing ovation

  430. I loved that scene of wiserbud, baked beans and Ann-Margret in “Tommy.”

  431. (I don’t have any Pink Floyd. Lots of country)

  432. ooooooooo….ann-margret…..

  433. If he was THAT good with his tongue, then he’d die of exhaustion in prison.

    With a smile.

  434. I smash an oboe and I would get a standing ovation

    Mheh. You want to impress me? Smash a tuba. While the faggot is still playing it.

  435. Hey Vmaximus.

    Did you ever play a musical instrument?

    My parents made me take piano lessons with this old witch when I was a young lass. I was terrible and one time she yelled at me because of some scales fuck up and I pissed my pants on her piano bench cushion.

    FUCK YOU PIANO!!!

  436. At least wiser used a clarinet and not an ocarina.

  437. Huh. And I always took Rosetta for a a crack tamborine player, not a specialist in wet piano guy.

  438. I heard of that Oso
    you win on age
    heh

  439. Thanks Vman. Heh.

  440. What does he play on the skin flute?

  441. Rosie
    In elementary school I played the recorder a little does that make me gay?

    I played guitar in high school not very well but I had Smoke on the Water down cold.

  442. I was pretty kick ass at the glockenspiel.

    What about you BiW? Any musical experience?

    For some reason when I was growing up piano lessons were a big deal. Now not so much it seems.

    The idea behind the movie The Village looks more and more attractive as I get older.

  443. seriously, how funny would it be if I played “Fuck Dat Ass” and then just drop the clarinet and walk off?

  444. In elementary school I played the recorder a little does that make me gay?

    If it did, you’d be the first person in recorded history to be happy about playing the recorder.

  445. I was too poor for an instrument. I was in choir. My voice was my instrument. *Cries*

  446. I had Smoke on the Water down cold.

    who doesn’t?

  447. Heheh
    BiW made me Lol

  448. What about you BiW? Any musical experience?

    Pianer, Oboe, and every instrument in the percussion section.

  449. I think I even mastered “Smoke” on the piano. That and “Music Box Dancer”.

    *holds a lighter over my head, catches my hair on fire*

  450. seriously, how funny would it be if I played “Fuck Dat Ass” and then just drop the clarinet and walk off?

    It would be funnier if people knew what you played.

  451. I had it past the intro Wiser. On my Gibson SG and my Fender Twin Verb.(Drop it and hear the springs slap)

  452. seriously, how funny would it be if I played “Fuck Dat Ass” and then just drop the clarinet and walk off?

    Instead of walking off, you could actually fuck dat ass.

  453. *aims fire extinguisher at Cyn’s head*

    *can’t figure it out how to use it*

  454. I wonder if Dave is still hanging out at his pool?

  455. Instead of walking off, you could actually fuck dat ass.

    should I wear a big clock around my neck? Maybe get some gold teeth?

  456. Rosie
    In elementary school I played the recorder a little does that make me gay?

    No, the never-ending parade of balls on your chin makes you gay.

    I think for a couple of decades every public school student had to play the recorder. Even if you were good at that piece of crap it still sounded like shit.

    I played guitar in high school not very well but I had Smoke on the Water down cold.

    You obviously have more musical talent than I do. I tried to play saxophone for a couple of years. It sounded like 10 cats stuffed in a suit or armor that had been thrown in a woodchipper.

    The longer I played, the worse it was. Fucking terrible.

  457. Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Count the head lice on the highway. . .

  458. That’s it! You could play Bring the Noice’!


  459. should I wear a big clock around my neck? Maybe get some gold teeth?

    A grill that looks like piano keys.

  460. A grill that looks like piano keys.

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    “Before I begin, I’d like to introduce you to my bitches…..”

  461. Instead of walking off, you could actually fuck dat ass.

    I’m with Orwell on this one. Bring your clarinet and a donkey. Play the song and then rape the donkey.

    The NYT would love that performance art and they would write a very positive review. Well maybe except for the donkey raping part but who are they to judge?

    IT’S ART!!

    It would be funny if the donkey’s name was Art.

  462. Poor donkey!

  463. Bring your clarinet and a donkey. Play the song and then rape the donkey.

    We’re talking wiser, here. He might play the donkey and rape the clarinet.

  464. I’m pretty sure the donkey knew what it was getting itself into when it posted on Craig’s List.

  465. Guy I went to HS with is a professional clarinet guy. Teaches at a college in TX. Got his PHD in music. Heh.

  466. For $7 I made a smoker from parts on hand today. It took me longer to find all the tools I need than to make the smoker. I drilled holes in my lame Orion Cooker that I bought several years ago I think from a Insty link to Pop Mech. I did not like it so much but it is a stainless wonder for a fire box. A drill and some metal dryer vent was all I needed. Turns out my grill had the same sized hole in the bottom of it as the Orion had on the top

    I had ginger garlic apple lime chicken kabobs tonight cooked on my chimney starter while I was testing the temps in my new smoker

  467. We’re talking wiser, here. He might play the donkey and rape the clarinet.

    Doesn’t that just increase the entertainment value?

  468. Doesn’t that just increase the entertainment value?

    Imagine it with 3d glasses.

  469. Heh Rosie
    Calling it a night.
    Zeke and I have things to do menyana

  470. Poor clarinet!

  471. That clarinet wad asking for it.

  472. Don Key?

    I took lessons from him when I was a kid….

    OMGOMGOMGOMG… REPRESSED MEMORY COMING BACK!!!!

    I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

  473. ♪ ♫ Hold me closer tiny donkey ♪ ♫

    http://tinyurl.com/bq6qw26

  474. Imagine it with 3d glasses.

    Just. No.

  475. Wad = was

    Most of the time.

  476. It would be funny if the donkey’s name was Art.

    Fuck. You. Fatgirl.

  477. Nite Vman! I hope all is well with you and that you have an outstanding and very happy Thanksgiving.

  478. That clarinet wad asking for it.

    i hate you all

  479. Don Key Fingers

  480. I am not cooking a turkey this year.

  481. I am not cooking a turkey this year.

    commie

  482. I smash an oboe and I would get a standing ovation

    I’d certainly applaud. Effin’ oboes.

  483. It would be funny if the donkey’s name was Art.

    Fuck. You. Fatgirl.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    The only thing better than intentionally insulting xbrad is unintentionally insulting xbrad.

  484. Never eaten raw turkey.

  485. I’d certainly applaud. Effin’ oboes.

    zakly

  486. Wiser, play Crazy Train on that double reeded motherfucker and then eat a live bat. Piss off the stage on to the kids in the mosh pit and then regurgitate a pint of semen followed immedietly by a seizure. Nobody will be able to figure out who you’re mocking. They may well guess Obama.

  487. I’m making a stirfry for the church potluck on Sunday.

    Take that, turkey!

  488. Comment by Pendejo Grande on November 19, 2012 11:51 pm

    Hey, come on. Wiser ain’t Rod Stewart.

    I admit however I’ve never seen them in the same room.

  489. Oooohhh…Crazy Train. My walk up music!

  490. Fuckin’ bassoon players.

    Hogging ALL of the lower register.

  491. Take that, turkey!

    I’ll take “Shit Intentionally Taken Out of Context” for $1000, Alex.”

  492. What’s up with Contra-Bassoon’s? How come nobody ever wrote a rock and roll ballad around that sweet, sweet shit?

  493. Happy Birthday, Wiserbabe. Sorry you have to work tonight.

  494. thanks, oso.

    S’gonna be the worst b-day ever

    with more to come, I’m sure.

  495. Fuckin’ bassoon players.

    Hogging ALL of the lower register.

    I’m playing the bass clarinet now.

    And loving it.

  496. Oh yeah, wiser, it’s your incept date anniversary. Happy Incept Date, you canny replicant, you.

  497. “he loves to feel the wood”…. really?

  498. Worst B’day ever? My birthday is 9/11. You’ll be ok, even though it sucks right now.

  499. Oh yeah, wiser, it’s your incept date anniversary. Happy Incept Date, you canny replicant, you.

    I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like …….tears in rain.

    Time to die.

  500. “he loves to feel the wood”…. really?

    You know how some things don’t translate well? Yeah, well…

  501. Worst B’day ever? My birthday is 9/11.

    you win.

  502. Wiser, are you a nexus 6 or merely a basic pleasure model?

    Does Rosetta know?

  503. *watches as Tannhäuser cracks wiser over the head with an oboe*

  504. I think wiser is less Tannhaüser and more Wotan. You know, the guy with one eye who went around bashing everyone with a staff. Plus he was a tenor.

  505. dammit – my cup keeps running out of booze

  506. Have any of you seen my donkey?

  507. I’m not getting the attraction of the jazz oboe.

  508. You bastards all went to the H3, didn’t you?

  509. Mostly pleasure, but mostly my own.

  510. Have any of you seen my donkey?

    I think wiser is fitting it with a reed and keys in C.

  511. Mostly pleasure, but mostly my own.

    That’s what she said.

    Huh.

  512. I threw my back out this afternoon vacuuming the house. Getting old is NOT for pussies.

  513. With all due respect to vajayjays.

  514. who’s more loathsome – wasserdouche schultz or schmuck schumer?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yU4BfP90AK4

    damn hard to call this one

  515. Alright. My left hand is on fire, so I’m outta here.

    Nobody call PETA on wiser or wiserbud while I’m gone.

  516. who’s more loathsome – wasserdouche schultz or schmuck schumer?

    One is in love with the camera and the other shatters its lens.

  517. ” My left hand is on fire…”
    i can only guess he’s a south paw from San Fran?
    he’s a wasserman-shit fan?
    schumer makes him twitch?

  518. i rekkon it needed killin’

  519. Beware, beware of the handshake
    That hides the snake
    I’m telling you beware
    Beware of the derp on the back
    It just might hold you back

  520. Good morning. Someone please attempt to dissuade me of the notion to pummel my fellow travelers with my carry on bags.

  521. *raises suitcase over head*

  522. wakey wakey

  523. Go for it Pupster.

  524. Yesterday was SUCH a waste of time. ga. Dead. 10 hours of DEAD. ugh.

  525. I woke up early for this?

  526. No. You woke up early to get coffee.

  527. 1 hour maintenance delay to buff out a scratch on the plane. I don’t know whether to be pissed off or relieved.

    I’m going with pissed off.

  528. Someone please attempt to dissuade me of the notion to pummel my fellow travelers with my carry on bags.

    They could retaliate with their 50 lbs. of carryon bags that they somehow think will fit in the overhead compartment with 200 others.

  529. Happy birthday to wiserbud. And Michael.

  530. Wife went to Thai cooking class 2 months back. Nothing for a while, and suddenly Pad Thai, basil chicken, shrimp fried rice and chicken satay in last 3 days.

    I am very happy

  531. Roamy, they always understate problem. If they talk about buffing a scratch, they are probably supergluing the wing back to the fuselage.

  532. That last comment was for Pups, not Roamy. I am not talking to you, Roamy.

  533. Hi Carin. This place sort of sucks without you around.

    *puts on little grey wig, skort, sits in corner, rocks back and forth

  534. Why is MJ wearing a skort?

    WHOSE TURN IS IT TO WATCH MJ?

  535. Lookin’ good, Tushar!

  536. Hmm, Pad Thai. Might have to go out for lunch.

  537. Probably welding the axle from the nose landing gear.

  538. Don’t you guys feel guilty trying to scare pupster?

    Yeah, me either.

    *pretends to throw ball, hides it behind back

  539. *throws a dwarf at J’Ames*

    INCOMING

  540. STOP THROWING MJ!

    Oh, wait, it’s a normal dwarf.

    Nevermind.

  541. Hi Carin. This place sort of sucks without you around.

    So does working 10 hour shifts for little recompense.

    We should both blame Obama.

  542. Someone please explain why the fuck Obama had to go to Burma?

  543. Also, I have a short shift today. When I get home, I’d like those carrot-cake cupcakes Lauraw mentioned via email to be waiting for me on my kitchen counter.

    Thank you kind people.

  544. We should both blame Obama.
    ——————
    It’s easier to blame you. I’m sort of incapable of second level thought.

    Monday’s were always the worst, except during football season.

  545. Monday’s were always the worst, except during football season.

    It’s been kinda slow the last two weeks. Hopefully it will pick up.

    Or a bunch of girls will get fired (not me) and we go with fewer waitresses on the floor.

  546. Someone please explain why the fuck Obama had to go to Burma?
    ———————————
    I sense he is not serious about the fiscal cliff. I also sense that he wanted to take a break. Campaigning is hard, but presidenting is harder.

    I find it sort of curious that while his administration pursues short term political gains he’ll largely be regarded as a total failure by history and historians.

    In 10 years no one will know who John Boehner is, but they’ll associate Obama with America’s lost decade.

  547. I also think he wanted to distance himself from Benghazi. He managed to do so pretty nicely while the election was going on, but he figured there could be some fall-out now. So, he leaves the country, comes back in time for TUrkey day – but the time people start paying attention (next week) …

    It’s OLD NEWS.
    Let’s move on.
    Forward.

  548. Or a bunch of girls will get fired (not me) and we go with fewer waitresses on the floor.
    —————————–
    Tell the MOD to cut people. Labor is always the biggest cost in a restaurant that can be managed.

  549. They’ve kinda fubared themselves with this. They put people on doubles, so they basically can’t be cut until after the dinner rush. I think maybe we cut one person yesterday at lunch and the rest of us were doubles.

    which is why I stood around for HOURS yesterday.

  550. It’s OLD NEWS.
    Let’s move on.
    Forward.
    ———————–
    Agreed. Only like two people actually care, so he’s just going to wait them out.

  551. We’re throwing a bunch of money at Burma to make friends with them and stimulate foreign investment. In Burma.

    The irony is that we’re borrowing money from China and Japan to make Burma a better place to live. If we were also handing Burma the IOUs, I’d be okay with it.

  552. Good morning, peepers.

  553. ¡Hola mi amigas y amigos!

  554. There are a few restaurants that don’t have Monday hours anymore. The Indian place in Ypsi doesn’t, or the Japanese place in Canton that my wife likes (I’m not enamored of Japanese food at all).

  555. Hi Cyn!

  556. Hiya Brew! http://is.gd/b1s7I1

    How are you feeling? You busted out of there yet?

  557. I’m doing ok. Surgery was outpatient so I’ve been home. I was on the table for an hour, all of the bad stuff is gone and Doc says not the Big C but sent out for biopsie anyway just to make sure. Going to get stitches out today. Scar isn’t too bad, about 4″ across the base of the throat. If anybody asks I got it in a duel, k? :)

  558. Outstanding news, Brewfan! I like the dueling story–it rocks.

  559. I stabbed him over the Twinkies.

  560. ut 4″ across the base of the throat. If anybody asks I got it in a duel, k? :)

    I heard you got jumped in a dark alley, and had to choke a bitch to save your life.

  561. New Poat

  562. *slaps Brewfan with glove.

    Dawn, motherfrencher. Be ready.

  563. I heard you got jumped in a dark alley, and had to choke a bitch liberal to save your life.

    FTFY.


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