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Genius. Pure Genius.
*sniffs haughtily*
I hope the Irish girl went back inside a few minutes later.
Revolver is a good call for anyone not studied on the automatics. But taking her out to the range is a good call and it helped me make my decision on what to buy.
Yes, Leon, though Vitamin D is important.
Skool tyme. Later peeps.
http://i.imgur.com/W840S.gif
You know, if I’d known we were gonna lose, I wish we’d just have run Luap Nor. It would have been more entertaining.
Thanks vmax. And Car in, tell Mr. Car in I have his back Sunday
Will do. Glad to hear you’re gonna be good. Or as good as you ever where.
BTW – those aren’t chocolate covered raisins. I’d ease up on the Vicodin if I were you …
Irish girl? I’d hit it. With SPF 9000.
Okay, now this feels more like November.
sumpin’ for the wimmins to ponder:
http://tinyurl.com/asb5gta
Eating the rest of my grain-free baked stuffing this morning. I am terribly pleased with how this came out. It’s a little heavier than regular stuffing. Other than that, it’s very close to the real thing.
*breaks arm off and uses it to pat self on back*
linky no worky jam2
>> Revolver is a good call for anyone not studied on the automatics
Somebody, Kim Du Toit I think, said “a revolver is like a fork, you pick it up and it works.”
I ate two more of my pumpkin almond butter honey muffins this morning with my coffee. I think I’ve been restricting calories for too long at a stretch, so I’m trying to relax a bit. Unfortunately, I’m already back up to 174#.
I’m SO FAT!!!!
*cries and runs away*
From the last poat:
J’Ames, you ever read Pet Sematary?
Why yes, yes I have. One of the best Stephen King books. Gage scared the crap out of me.
Err, Church did too.
Lunch is for closers!
http://flic.kr/p/dtuBU6
Laura & some others: Not sure if you’ve seen this, but my wife discovered this recipe website and I figured she shouldn’t be the only one that wastes a lot of time there.
http://punchfork.com/
Saw an awesome “recipe” at AOS. Bacon sandwich:
Slice Twinkie in half lengthwise
Place strip of bacon on one half
Replace other half
I almost named my youngest “Gage”. Seemed like a very super cool name.
Until I remembered Pet Sematary.
Hey MCPO,
Make sure your granddaughter crawls. It’s really important for her development. The action of moving the right hand/left leg, left hand/right leg integrates the nervous system. My son had an issue with this.
Brewfan on his way home from the doctor.
Lunch is for closers!
And lemon party attendees!
MCPO – cute grandkiddie
recoil haha!
http://tinyurl.com/chnwh53
Ouchie!
Pepe – Got it.
Cyn – STFU.
Jam2 – Thanks
Make sure your granddaughter crawls.
I recommend rubber-tipped dart guns.
maybe Vman can use some of this guys material…. just a thought-
http://tinyurl.com/cxev5g3
I baked Elmo a birthday cake.
http://i.imgur.com/b4qxd.jpg
happy birthday Aggie
OK, this is seriously the best looking slow-carb wheat-free brownie recipe I have ever seen.
http://thehealthyfoodie.com/2012/11/09/deliciously-healthy-sweet-potato-brownies/
Also, there’s recipes for this stuff everywhere: http://www.pbfingers.com/2012/03/06/dark-chocolate-avocado-mousse/
Love avocados but am allergic. Rats.
Roanald misspelled taupe.
Loser.
Thanks for the lady gun suggestions, butt lickers.
Who you callin’ butt licker, butt licker?
Hotspur QUIT STALKING ME!!
It was an equal opportunity insult, or in your case, accurate description.
Where did the bullwhip question come from? I never understood that.
>> Love avocados but am allergic. Rats.
Aren’t they kind of carby? Or is it the chips that I eat with the guac?
Thanks Jam
Updated resume
OK, this is seriously the best looking slow-carb wheat-free brownie recipe I have ever seen.
http://thehealthyfoodie.com/2012/11/09/deliciously-healthy-sweet-potato-brownies/
I wouldn’t know this if it weren’t for Rebecca having CD, but “spelt” is a form of wheat…..
(So is “farina”, FWIW; buckwheat, surprisingly enough, is NOT)
Happy Birthday, Aggie!!!!!! ♥♥♥
Our finance guy is giving a lunchtime presentation on “Sequestration and You”. They had to move it to a larger conference room than initially planned.
Happy Birthday, Aggie!
DD#3 just finished applying “Warm Vanilla Sugar” lotion to her skin.
The house smells heavenly……
Happy Birthday, Aggie!!!
Avocadoes are not carby at all. It’s the chips.
Spelt is wheat…OK, so I’ll substitute some tapioca and coconut. Recipe doesn’t need much flour anyway.
TiFW, that website I gave has a gluten free section.
Free gluten? Yum!
Two loads of laundry and a 1.5 hour workout.
Who is making lunch?
I use cucumber chips instead of corn chips with my guac. Haz a sad that lauraw is allergic to avocado and scott is allergic to garlic.
Thanks, G!
Yeah – weird, I know Laura; I never would have known if it hadn’t been for Becca…..
We found an all-purpose GF flour that we substitute for most things, but it’s definitely grain-based. I would imagine that coconut or almond flour would work just as well.
Or mesquite flour – it tastes very chocolate-y when baked. It’s kinda pricey, though.
You can also search for pie Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/b6xh9s6
Guess I’ll make my own damn lunch!
>> Avocadoes are not carby at all. It’s the chips.
Ah. I will just use my fingers then.
I has a sad too. I can tolerate small amounts of avocado as long as I eat a decent quantity of some other food on top of it. I love the flavor so much.
Paleo chips for Dave.
http://nomnompaleo.com/post/25437941473/porkitos-a-k-a-crispy-prosciutto-chips
Sequestration isn’t nearly bad enough. Too much was left “untouchable” in the law as written. Fooey.
That’s a great site, GM!
I especially liked the quiche with a hash brown crust…..
Do the recipes change from day to day? It kinda looks like a feed site (no pun intended).
I love the Internet -
Pork rinds are great with guacamole.
My wife says its kinda like Pinterest for recipies, T. She likes that people get to grade them and she has made a few things from top rated search and they were pretty damn good.
I don’t know all that much about it, I just eat whatever she puts in front of me.
Oooh……”bacon” chips……
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You can also search for pie Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/b6xh9s6
HA!
Why you sonofa… http://is.gd/wfvMY5
ooooo cool.
I just eat whatever she puts in front of me.
Good man.
(“The male of the species is easily domesticated so long as he is kept well-fed” – Home Ec 101)
Awright – which one of you assholes replaced Daniel Craig’s hunky pic with a bloated picture of Roger Moore?
You.Must.Die.
Good day, lickers of windows.
GMo – Is married?! *shudder*
Poor woman!
Recipes!!!!!!!!
I just wanted to let you know how much I adore each and every one of you. I was attempting to explain this shit hole dump to a FIF, and I realized that although you are all sock puppets, you’re really awesome.
I licked a frog at lunch.
funnyjunk kills my tinyurl somehow…
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4236767/Epic+Comment+Win/
the comment is hilarious
oh – prob not SFW
*puts hands in pockets, whistles*
back from shopping.
Very impressive, Sean!
back from shopping
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That’s lurker gold right there.
Um, thanks?
John Ekdahl will be on Dana Loesch’s show tomorrow, to discuss ORCA.
Stupid lurkers.
That’s lurker gold right there.
I know, right?
It’s my second youngest’s b-day. I *hate* shopping. I had a panic attack in one of the stores.
I’ve never had that happen. Heart felt funny. I got all sweaty.
It was sorta a yucky store (never been inside it) and I took an up escalator …. looked around and wanted to leave.
I COULDN’T FIND THE DOWN ESCALATOR.
That’s when the panic set in. I thought perhaps I was in one of those nightmares where you couldn’t figure out the most obvious thing – like where the fucking down escalator was.
No signs. THere were ony emergency exits – which I almost used.
Finally I found an elevator – which – again – I hate elevators.
Ga.
It’s time for me to just become a shut-in.
How the hell do you wait on people?
Stupid commenters.
Stupid second born.
I’m ok with people.
I just hate the phone.
And malls.
I actually enjoy waiting on (most) people. I don’t have a problem with people in general.
I just *hate hate hate* shopping.
I’m not a real girl.
man…
I am looking at our finances and it does not look like we’re gonna have a very merry Christmas this year whatsoever.
Seriously, I doubt we’re gonna be able to get the kids more than two iPads each…
I’m pretty sure there’s a government program for that.
So they don’t get the iPad Mini?
Fucking Santa Claus. What a dickhole.
“I’m not a real girl.”
*and it’s a high pop fly — back to the pitcher*
[i]I’m not a real girl.
and
Comment by Hotspur on November 15, 2012 10:12 am[/i]
Full circle.
“man…”
biopharma is bleeding jobs at a horrendous rate… the companies are just doing the blood letting at a sneaky low but constant rate… that way they don’t have to report layoffs to state and fed agencies…
I’m not a real girl.
Did you want to send me a picture for next Monday?
Jokes on her MCPO, she actually wanted me to marry her instead of dragging her by the hair to a cave. She chose wrong.
I’m not a real girl.
Did you want to send me a picture for next Monday?
I don’t have a penis, if that’s what you’re asking.
biopharma is bleeding jobs at a horrendous rate…
medical device companies cutting jobs like a hibachi chef going through a chicken breast
I’m not a real girl.
Do you Skype?
http://i.imgur.com/85iK7.gif
meaning the supply of sales people in the healthcare industry is gonna skyrocket!
Do you Skype?
http://i.imgur.com/85iK7.gif
You got so mad about that, Pupster. I was just joking around with you. I couldn’t believe you just hung up …
yep….
BMS just laid off 500 ish in sales & marketing – @ one of their NJ sites
meaning the supply of sales people in the healthcare industry is gonna skyrocket!
My mom has worked in home health care the last 10 years (about). Her first job – her entire department was eliminated. Under Obama. She got another job, and she just lost that one.
They transferred her to some department to work out inefficiencies. Once she cleaned up that mess, they let her go.
Yea, working in healthcare is going to BE AWESOME under Obama. THe crooks are gonna do well, I imagine. So many opportunities for graft.
I can’t believe you dyed your hair.
My boobs were looking pretty good, though, don’t you think?
Perky.
Till you turned around, sure.
I didn’t know you got panic attacks, cArIn. Did I send you the Panic Away book? It fixed Mrs. Pupster’s problem, but she got them all the time, not just at Dillards.
I feel sorry for all of those losing their jobs.
Unless they voted for Obama –
They deserve everything they are about to get.
No do-overs; they have four long, cold years to suffer before they have a chance to make things right.
Screw ‘em all.
“Screw ‘em all.”
i’m with ya – the trouble is they’re taking us along for the pounding
I feel sorry for all of those losing their jobs.
Unless they voted for Obama –
They deserve everything they are about to get.
idiot at the music store asked me last night if I was furious over the results of the election the next morning.
I said “No, I just figured that those who voted for Obama are gonna get exactly what they voted for. And get it hard. That made me feel better real fast”
I also said that I spent the last 18 months trying to warn him, but I guess some people only learn through experience. And trust me, you are about to have an experience.
Yea, working in healthcare is going to BE AWESOME under Obama.
What is this “wor-king” of which you speak?
the trouble is they’re taking us along for the pounding
We were gonna get a pounding either way.
At least now they will feel the pain too.
Of course, even that will all be Bush’s fault, bless their tiny little brains.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t wait to have the DMV trying to run and maintain MRI machines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YymGJKhGgY
And trust me, you are about to have an experience.
Word.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. This nation will have single-payer medical care within ten years. I also believe it will be signed into law by a Republican president, if we ever have one again.
Laura, would you share your stuffing recipe?
Oh, and for those of you skyping with random chicks – http://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/13664q/skype_vulnerability_allowing_hijacking_of_any/
I trust all of you will use this only to hijack the accounts of anyone you’re skyping with, and not use it to protect yourselves.
the trouble is they’re taking us along for the pounding
Most of us are smart and resourceful enough that we’ll manage.
At least we know this time that at the end of 4 years. Obama will be gone.
America got through the Great Depression – we can get through another one if we have to.
*starts looking through seed catalogs; makes plans for a Victory Garden*
*starts looking through seed catalogs; makes plans for a Victory Garden*
Watch it, sister. Victory Garden sounds so hateful and warlike. Make it a “Diversity Garden.”
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. This nation will have single-payer medical care within ten years.
That was their plan all along, wasn’t it?
I’d love to get my hands on the minutes from all of those closed/locked-door sessions from 2009.
Oh, well – in 10 years, I’ll be on Social Security/Medicare anyway.
All of those 18-22 year-olds who voted for Obama back in 2008 will be senior citizens by the time they realize that the “free” healthcare system that they really, really wanted is getting ready to declare their asses expendable.
Speaking of the DMV, I renewed my license today. And got me one of those extry-special “verified” licenses, where you show oodles of supporting documentation to prove you are who you say you are, you live where you say you live and you are a honest-to-goodness ‘Merican.
In return, I got me a gold star on my license.
I asked what that meant to me now.
“Nothing.”
If I had an unverified license, would I still be able to fly?
“yep.”
Well, can it get me through the TSA screening process faster?
“nope.”
So what is it good for?
“It tells the TSA agent that your address has been verified.”
O_o
.
.
.
So, do I need a verified license to vote?
“nope.”
So I just went through all of this and gave you all sorts of personal info to get a gold star on my license that says I am who I say I am and there is absolutely nothing I can do with this that I couldn’t do with an unverified license?
“yep.”
Hmmmm……
Interesting that you chose a Gold Star for this designation…….
Watch it, sister. Victory Garden sounds so hateful and warlike. Make it a “Diversity Garden.”
That explains the lack of white potatoes among the offerings…..
At least we know this time that at the end of 4 years. Obama will be gone.
I envy you your optimism….
Are there five points or six points on that there star, Wiser?
Are there five points or six points on that there star, Wiser?
I have no proof, but I would imagine some have 5 and some have 6….
At least we know this time that at the end of 4 years. Obama will be gone.
I envy you your optimism….
Hey, after FDR’s dictatorial run, even the Democrats realized we needed to check the Executive’s power.
Hence the 22nd Amendment.
Passed/ratified in record time, if I recall correctly.
Oh, well – in 10 years, I’ll be on Social Security/Medicare anyway.
Now THAT is optimism.
Hence the 22nd Amendment.
heh. “Constitutional” how quaint.
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on November 15, 2012 2:33 pm
America got through the Great Depression – we can get through another one if we have to.
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Population was really different then. More rural, and way more self sufficient. How long ’til some of the cities reach critical mass and start to burn????
Four more license renewals and you get a pizza party, wiser!
Wiser, I may be wrong but I think it allows you to travel into Canada without a passport.
Wiser – Part of the Real ID Act of 2005. The requirements keep getting pushed back, but some states are complying already.
Generators should run on diesel fuel. Home heating oil is the same stuff and most of us in the northeast already have a couple hundred gallons of the stuff in the basement.
They make diesel generators, Scott.
I love the smell of diesel in the morning.
Big ones leon, smallest I can find is 6000 watts for $1000
I love the smell of diesel in the morning.
Vin Diesel?
Just thinking that if the smaller generators ran on diesel half of those people wouldn’t have been waiting in gas lines.
After the incompetent, disastrous, knuckleheaded government response to Sandy, with Staten Island a swamp and hi-rises still without power, smelling of shit, our Shithead in Chief shows up on the scene and says this:
There’s still going to be, believe it or not, some complaints over the next several months. Not everybody’s going to be satisfied. I have to tell you, the insurance companies and some of the private sectors involved in this, we need you to show some heart and some spirit in helping people rebuild as well.
YES I KNOW I’M SHOUTING. DO YOU HEAR IT? DO YOU HEAR THE FUCKING REINCARNATION OF BUGFUCKING DIOCLETIAN NUTFUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKBUGGERED EARFUCKINGDRUMS?
THERE IS NO MORE LAW. THERE IS ONLY POWER.
After Obama and Bloomberg and FEMA tripped over their collective dicks so many times it looked like a chorus line stricken with St. Vitus Dance, the emperor says the private sector doesn’t have heart. Hey, Stephen Fucking Hawking, you know what private insurance companies have? FUCKING CONTRACTS. They fucking have to pay out on their policies. But no, let’s eliminate the notion of contracts, let us subordinate it to the emperor and the mob’s definition of “heart” and “spirit.” Sort of like GM senior bondholders. You think society is kept stable by the rule of law and contracts between citizens? Think again, peasant. Your contract ain’t worth shit once the gimlet eye of mob rule and tyranny bores into your business.
This is the man who, four years ago, told us taxes have to go up on capital gains even if it actually reduces tax receipts, because FAIRNESS ELEVENTY. And the majority of voters chose this madness twice.
So, short version: The republic is dead.
Well, small diesel engines are a rare thing, unfortunately. It’s a shame. Diesels run most efficiently at constant torque, so small ones would be perfect for a series hybrid car, running at a constant pace to charge the battery, on fuel with higher energy density than regular gas, so you could save weight and volume on top of the fuel economy.
If the Prius were built around a small diesel, I suspect small generators would be easier to find.
linky for above rant
http://bit.ly/RFxeAn
I need to get a bunch of gas cans. If the zombies come, it’s way too crowded to try and live off the land around here. I will probably have enough fuel in the basement to get deep into the Rockies.
I should learn how to cook meth.
There’s still going to be, believe it or not, some complaints over the next several months. Not everybody’s going to be satisfied.
Don’t blame me, I voted for the guy that nobody was trying to claim was The Second Coming.
At least we know this time that at the end of 4 years. Obama will be gone.
Some stains never go away, and his followers will want him to ignore that little Constitutional Amendment thinggie. Since he doesn’t seem too enamored with the rest of it, I give about even odds of another Presidential election taking place.
I need to get a bunch of gas cans. If the zombies come, it’s way too crowded to try and live off the land around here. I will probably have enough fuel in the basement to get deep into the Rockies.
I was wondering this morning how much to charge in gas and canned food for my services next year, since money will just be fancy toilet paper.
George – You may be due re-education.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aXpty_1xo4
If generators ran on dirt that would really be something.
“The republic is dead”
long live the republic
The Nipponese make these really tiny nuke generators. Bury one close to a town of 20,000 and have power for 15 years.
I’m off to Room 101. I have some rats to rout.
If generators ran on dirt that would really be something.
That idea ought to be worth a least a half million dollars to the Obama Energy Department
.
I am betting that the new currency will be ammo.
Coffee and toilet paper will probably work too.
* orders 10,000 tampons *
I am gonna be rich!
Let it burn.
Winter’s coming.
Some of us might as well keep warm…..
Hey, after FDR’s dictatorial run, even the Democrats realized we needed to check the Executive’s power.
Hence the 22nd Amendment.
Passed/ratified in record time, if I recall correctly.
We didn’t have 20 million invaders allowed to vote at one time.
Third world shithole, here we are.
“* orders 10,000 tampons *”
i saw a few minutes of some show on ppl that do the coupon thing…. they’ll be set for a little while…
Anyone else think that Obama is “replacing” all of these scandal-ridden Secret Service agents with people who are willing to defend him?
‘Cuz I’m wondering if Barky thinks there are prolly lots of them who wouldn’t mind getting “careless” if he pissed them off enough.
Paranoia is another sign of NPD, right?
At some point, I figure the mob is gonna demand Robespierre’s head.
It remains to be seen who gets cast in that role…..
At some point, I figure the mob is gonna demand
Robespierre’sLouis XVI’s head.However you say “fixed” in French.
” “fixed” in French.”
in o’french it = Election
I’m pretty sure it’s a bad idea to let your supporters paint you as the messiah. Expectations set that high can never be met, and eventually, someone will notice.
If you folks all start going “Doomsday Prepper” on me, it’s gonna freak me out. It is just about all I can do to resist the urges now.
Pepper corns. Read that in some post-apocalyptic SF short story. Seemed reasonable at the time. . .
Oh, and vacuum tube technology will come in handy as well.
Expectations set that high can never be met, and eventually, someone will notice.
The evidence of the last four years and the most recent election not withstanding….
I’m gonna hafta re-read Lucifer’s Hammer as a survival guide, aren’t I?
xbrad, you might want to read/reread Alas Babylon as well.
The clock downstairs was striking four. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uEPDEJbJu0
“and vacuum tube technology will come in handy as well.”
so will hunting and fishing….
*thinks to self…. holy shit, finally i’ll have a valid excuse*
Jam2 – The long pork should satisfy your protein requirements.
sixth circuit just overturned MI ban on affirmative action
http://tinyurl.com/aodg257
i read through the first 10 pages of the opinion…. i assume it goes to the supreme’s now
MCPO – do i have to change my name to jam Donner?
Jam2 – Yes. But, don’t wait until you are too weak. I’d say, once you get through the first 6 hours or so. . .
Am I reading that blurb right? Because one side used the political process to achieve their aims, it is unconstitutional, because using the political process would be too great a burden for the other side?
**facepalm**
Nice comment on AOS
http://theothersaul.blogspot.com/2012/11/elections-have-consequences.html
Here is a list of some, not all, of the companies that have announced layoffs in the last week:
Ann Taylor- 117 stores nationwide closing
Bombay – closing remaining stores
Brake Parts – laid off 75 workers
Bristol-Meyers – laid off 480 employees
Cache – will close all stores
Center for Hospice New York – temporarily laid off as many as 40 employees
CVPH Medical Center – handed pink slips to 17 employees
Darden Restaurants – will reduce workers to 28 hours per week to avoid paying for Obamacare
Dillard’s – to close some stores
Disney – closing 98 stores and will close more after January
Eddie Bauer – to close stores 27 stores and more after January
Energizer – expects to shed about 1,500 employees
Ethan Allen closing down 12 stores.
Exide Technologies – laying off 150 workers, effective no later than March 31
Footlocker – closing 140 stores more to close after January
GAP – closing 85 stores
Hawker Beechcraft – Laid off 240 employees
Home Depot- closing 15 stores 1 in NJ
Hostess – closes 3 bakeries
Husqvarna – laid off 600 employees
JC Penney – closing a number of stores after January
J. Jill – closing all stores
K B Toys – closing 356 stores
Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug ,and Catherine’s – to close 150 stores nationwide
Levitz – closing down remaining stores
Lightyear Network Solutions – Laid off more than one dozen employees
Linens and Things – closing all stores
Lowes – to close down 30 stores
Macy’s – to close 9 stores after January
Momentive Performance Materials – laid off about 150 workers
Movie Galley Closing all stores
OCE North America – laid off 135 workers
Pep Boys – Closing 33 stores
Piercing Pagoda – closing all stores
Providence Journal – Laid off 23 full-time workers
Research in Motion Limited – laid off about 200 people at its U.S. headquarters
Rocketdyne – laid off about 100 employees
Sharper Image- closing down all stores
Sprint/Nextel – closing 133 stores
Talbots Pacific Sunwear – closing down specialty stores
Texas Instruments – will lay off 1,700 employees (H/T to @Repub9989)
United Blood Services Gulf – will lay off 10% of it’s workforce
US Cellular – laid off 980 employees
Vestas Wind Systems – laid off 3,000 staff
Whitehall – closing all stores
West Ridge Mine – Will close down “204 American coal-fired power plants by 2014″
Westinghouse – laid off another 50 employees
Wickes Furniture – closing down all stores
Wilson Leather – closing down all stores
Zales – closing down 82 stores and 105 after January
Wow, so many straight-up racist companies. It’s like a mall full of white sheets with two holes precut.
At least we know this time that at the end of 4 years. Obama will be gone.
But the true believers in the church of redistribution and their legions of low information, one topic, voters will still be here. And they’ll still be being manipulated by Barry’s cheering section. It’ll just be somebody else’s cheering section by then. I wonder how President Wasserman-Schultz will blow off steam. Is she a golfer?
***facepalm***
yep
GO – i’ve been looking here:
http://www.dailyjobcuts.com/
it’s depressing
Here is a list of some, not all, of the companies that have announced layoffs in the last week:
First hard leftist to come by and suggest that well run companies prosper and poorly run companies dissapear, and this has nothing to do with govt policies it’s just a function of how capitalism rolls gets a doulbe ration of bullwhip handles stuck up their ass. That is, if Rosetta doesn’t mind sharing.
Well, things look bad but perhaps that list on AOS isn’t quite accurate.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/storeclosings.asp
Hell, that list looks two years old.
>> xbrad, you might want to read/reread Alas Babylon as well.
Wow, that was a jump in the way back machine.. I read that in high school. Post-nuclear apocalypse, if I recall correctly.
jam2, your link is far better and up to date
meanwhile, don’t trust everything you see on the intertubes, even at AOS
Busted.
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/162130#.UKVrpYbKiSq
Busted.
Hey, they were just shooting a student film.
“Piercing Pagoda – closing all stores”
better not get that dick piercing gift card for the one you lurv there…
However you say “fixed” in French.
I’m pretty sure the mob eventually took Robespierre’s head – the same mob that loved them some revolution/redistribution.
Louis’ head rolled first, of course.
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même…..
Busted.
You show that to a liberal and they will ask you how you know they didn’t film the second half first.
Because everyone knows that the Palestinians are the irrefutable source of truth and honesty in the ME and the Israelis are simply evil, as evidenced by the fact that they simply refuse to allow the Palestinians to murder them wholesale.
I mean, seriously, how dare they fight back??
Idiot at the music store said to me yesterday that this whole ME problem would be over if the Jews all just packed up and left Israel. Of course, they won’t because they hate Palestinians and they like war and killing and they make money off of it…. somehow.
But remember, liberals are not anti-Semites….
Tell your buddy at the music store that you suggested that to the Israelis, and they’ve decided to take his advice.
They’ll all show up on his doorstep a week from Friday.
Now, watch this shot…..
The whole problem in the ME would be solved if the Palis would just pack up and move elsewhere, right?
I asked him why it had to be the Jews that moved? Why not the Palestinians? Yannow, since they have so much in common with the Islamic states they are surrounded by….
Or is that not possible, since Syria, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and the rest of the ME specifically excludes Palestinians from immigrating…
Hmmm…
Damn those crafty Jews.. making life bad for the Palestinians yet again with their tricky ways…..
Yeah, it’s up to the Jews to make the ultimate sacrifice, set aside any religious or historical claim to the area and simply, happily, leave that all behind for those peace-loving and industrious Pallies to build and prosper on.
The whole problem in the ME would be solved if the Palis would just pack up and move elsewhere, right?
I asked him why it had to be the Jews that moved and he said he didn’t care which side it was. But someone needs to put aside their religious history and identity for Peace.
And since the Jews have only been there for 70 years or so……
I told him I found it interesting that he doesn’t care, but he sure seems to have a lot of supposedly good reasons why the Jews should move out. Almost as though he’s been putting a lot of thought into this…..
I even laughed at him and said “hey, why should they even have to move? Let’s just kill them all.. yannow.. in some kind of.. oh, I don’t know… Holocaust or something…. oh, wait… that’s been tried already… damn Jews, refusing to die for world peace….”
I think he started to get that I was ridiculing at that point.
Weren’t the Pallies originally Jordainians who got kicked out of Jordan for causing trouble?
They’ll all show up on his doorstep a week from Friday.
He thinks they should all go to Canada.
See, Canada has been trying to develop their Northern region for a while.
Considering what the Jews did in the desert, they should have no problem doing that again there…
Weren’t the Pallies originally Jordainians who got kicked out of Jordan for causing trouble?
And are being used by SA and others as a proxy against the Israelis?
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
that’s just crazy talk…..
G Mohawk, not quite, there are several indigenous people known as Palestinians, including Jordanians… British Mandate Palestine (post WWI) encompassed what is now Israel and all of Jordan.
and part of SA.
He thinks they should all go to Canada.
Great idea.
No Muslims there.
*rolls eyes*
Seems like I remember reading Arafat and his gang being told to get the hell out of Jordon, post WW II for attempting an overthrow. But I may have misremembered that.
Jordan has been kicking “Palestinians” out for 60 years.
Best history I ever read about Israel was Conor Cruise O’Brien’s The Siege. It’s out of print, and ends in the 80s, but it is a terrific explanation of all that hath gone before. It’s still easy to find.
Thanks Dave, I was thinking I wanted to find a straight forward book from neither side that said what was what. I’ll check the library.
Meanwhile, Breitbart has story of pro-hamas rally in Tel Aviv being broken up by hamas rockets.
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/spankyfazed/marbles.gif
Hey…look at me, I’m Daniel Craig!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3vvpBJ3y1qjcdw9o1_500.jpg
It’s a little early for the crap tree, but…
http://tinyurl.com/bnhwjgn
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/iron-dome-in-action/
Ouch! Pups, your “Daniel Craig” made me laugh so hard my sides hurt.
I’m pretty sure the mob eventually took Robespierre’s head – the same mob that loved them some revolution/redistribution.
Of course. My comment was more along the lines of Barry being a snotty entitled douche with an insufferable wife.
Except Mooch won’t even let us eat cake!!!
Ah – that works, too.
KINDLE FIRE!
Navy SEAL from the ghetto bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfo6ZADLtk
Mare! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-QTWo7e9Hs&feature=youtu.be
Conor Cruise O’Brien was a special representative from Ireland to the Secretary General of the UN for a brief time in 1961, seated between the delegates from Iran and Israel (alphabet order, in English). He decided he wanted to delve into the politics, culture and history of the establishment of the Jewish State. The full name of the book is The Siege: The Saga of Israel and Zionism (1989)
His view, as an Irishman who alternated between opposing sides in a similar conflict, that between England and Northern Ireland, gives it an interesting voice, one I found more objective than most. But he was very much pro-Israel. He was just quite persuasive in his argument.
I think the opening line, or maybe title of chapter one, was “Does Israel have a Right to Exist?”
He made a compelling argument in favor.
Scott – That made me laugh. . . out loud.
Dave is all insightful and I just watched Scott’s Navy SEAL link. I love this place!
I remember when my tummy was as big as Seal Man’s.
NO MORE!
Pupster is insightful with the Daniel Craig.
Me, I’m just a goofball who read a book.
I think I would be long pork. Prepping sounds like work.
*puts on fancy sunglasses and looks at poat*
*all the Hostages look like skullhead aliens to me*
*racks shotgun*
FUCK not those sunglasses! SHeeeee-it!
*dives behind pupster*
Train…parade float….Texas…….huh?
Uh-oh! Our friends in Iowa may want to take notice.
http://tinyurl.com/czxpsbf
That Midland story doesn’t make sense.
I am looking forward to Scott and Laura telling us how much fun it is to take a shotgun in their hands and move that loading mechanism.
Now, some friendly advice. Find a range and learn to shoot the thing, if you have no shotgun experience. You need to know how to do this thang, assuming you haven’t already done it.
A 12 ga has a kick, seat it into your shoulder firmly before you squeeze the trigger. Both of you oughta shoot fifty rounds over the next few months (Jeebus, not in one day, you will have the achiest shoulder ever).
Practice makes zombies heads asplode. And Scott, if Laura hasn’t fired the .22 yet, start with that. They get used to the bangy noise and build confidence mastering shootin.
/now shut up preachy Dave
Don’t practice at all. You’re very very first shotgun shot should be into the head of a zombie.
It seems to work well for people in the movies.
I have shot handguns and a rifle before. Shotgun will be a new sperryance.
Ok good.. you’re ready.
Huh.
I’m not too sexy for my shirt.
Laura – If I may, you might want to start with some light loads. . .
I’m ripped. If by ripped you mean, hiding my 6 pack in a pony keg.
Pffft. She handles heavy stuff every day.
http://i.imgur.com/ehWIr.gif
Plus, if it hurts…..so what. How many people have you shot in your house?
Pupster is insightful with the Daniel Craig.
http://i.imgur.com/OYRlJ.gif
In my house? None.
How about in your underwear?
I will move before my shoulder hurts from killing people in my house.
*taps out cigar while waggling eyebrows*
I’ll say this- Those skinny little bastards in WWII popping off a couple hundred rounds of .30-06 from their M1s?
I fired 80 rounds in one day, and my shoulder was black and blue for a week.
How he got in my underwear, I’ll never know….c’mon!!!
Pajamas, underwear…Groucho!!!
No touchy!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc8x2hPsRb1qbyxr0o1_250.gif
Sorry, pups. just saw your cigar tap.
ok, so wait…it appears the Mia Love race is not over? There are still some 28,700 ballots left to be counted; Matheson has a 2,646 vote lead. The ballots left to be counted are absentee and provisional ballots.
Why were we led to believe otherwise?
Thursday Night Football and Cyn isn’t here.
Huh
Because R/R chose not to fight. I guess Mia and Allen West didn’t get the memo.
Miami/Buffalo. Watching. Meh.
>> How many people have you shot in your house?
Today?
I’m not sayin fear the shoulder. I’m sayin get used to how the darn thing works.
Builds confidence so you don’t give a shit when it’s time to party.
Sorry, I was polishing my shoes. Yes, I polish my own shoes, except when I’m in an airport.
Important news:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/11/14/this-just-in-gen-allens-daughter-is-hot-photos/
XB, can’t see her elbows, but she has a boney chest. I’m sure she’s nice.
Don’t read me wrong Dave. I value your opinion.
No worries, Ursus Nutjob.
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/11/15/18-funny-chalkboard-signs/2-47/
My favorite, from here:
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/11/15/18-funny-chalkboard-signs/#more-46016
Scott, Lauraw,
Hold it tight against your shoulder and lean into it a little.
No big thing.
Hell, Anita and I use the 870 to harass moles in the yard.
They push-up dirt, we push-down shot.
“A Balanced Approach.”
1st line of defense at Casa de TiFW is the sophisticated “Bumpus Dogs” alarm system.
No dastardly critter has made it past the 1st line of defense for us to test the accuracy of the weaponry.
Of course, once inside the house, there are the 3 Dread Kitteh Robertses to deal with…..
>> Don’t read me wrong Dave. I value your opinion.
Ain’t no thing. Just helps to get used to the weapon is all. It won’t knock your shoulder out of joint, what Chrispy said. Seat it in, get used to how it shoots, blow a zombie’s fuckin brains all over the neighbor’s rose garden.
Da Bills!
Ursus Nutjob. heh. When Dan worked nights, I got used to having guns strategically placed throughout the house.
Sorry, pups. just saw your cigar tap.
*pager goes off*
I still remember the first day I took the commie SKS out to the range, and put 200 rounds through it.
Ouch.
Oh but god DAMN that thing is fun to shoot.
FUHBAAH TIME
Just sayin’
http://www.calibex.com/12-gauge-8-shot/zzcalibex2zB1z0–search-html#!
First time I took MY commie SKS to the range, I found out the PoS Chinese sear didn’t seat, and the damn thing only fired on full-auto.
It was also the last time I took it to the range.
All this talk makes me miss shooting. One or two boxes of .38′s, then a box of .357′s… good times.
Ft. Carson grenade range, circa 1994-
SFC V- “SGT X, we’ve qualified everyone with hand grenades. What do we do with the 50 or so left over?”
SGT X- “Well, you can’t turn in live grenades. They have to be expended. And there’s only the two of us left here to close the range down.”
SFC V- “….”
SGT X- “….”
BOOM!!
(repeat x50)
*walks through blog dressed as zombie
throws 50 grenades at MJ.
good luck
We used to be able to go out on the mesa and shoot. Too many houses. I guess I could buy a range membership…
I know that the Israelis have a legit claim to the land, but I really do wish we could just give them a giant chunk of Federal land out west and let them move here. Call it a commonwealth or something. I want to see the Islamic world continue to fail when they have no one else to blame.
*is joined by 50 more zombies
*turns left, step step, turns right, arms up like a t-rex, turn right, left
Cause this is Thriller! Thriller night! The beast is something, something blah blah galah blah, something fright!
*shuffle in a circle, slide step, clap hands above head, slide step, walk off.
HAHA! MJ is Michael Jackson.
I suppose it really helps that we live in the fookin’ boonies and can wander out in the yard, or on to the deck, and fire-off any damn thing, and no-one even looks, calls the cops, or anything.
The neighbor to the east just asked that if we’re shooting the AR-15, that we don’t hit his house or trucks.
Of course, this is the guy that said; “If you drop one of the elk that are trashing your garden, call me. I know your back is screwed. I’ll take care of it.”
MJ,
That’s funny.
Driving home from Safeway tonight, That was on the radio as I pulled into the drive!
Chrisp, we used to be able to do that…
Evenin’, peeps.
I’ll take care of it.
Lotta meat on one of them critters!
Anyone here ever eat moose? It it tasty like venison?
Gamey like venison. I like my meat processed and from a grocery store. STFU.
*slides a shot down the bar to Andy*
“Lotta meat on one of them critters!”
Amen, Chief, they are bigger than the horses around here.
Dave eye update. I’m FABULOUS.
*tests laser strength on my toe*
ok that was a mistake
“Islamic world continue to fail when they have no one else to blame.”
…
remember they rant against – Little Satan (teh yews) & Big Satan (Teh US)
i don’t want to be “that guy” at the party, but those fuckers won’t stop until one of us is D.E.A.D.
I’ve got targets hung out to 1,200 yards. Nearest neighbor is about 2 miles away. I can shoot whenever I want.
Oooo, burney smell. Don’t do that one again.
I love venison. Hate sitting in a tree.
ok this thing is pretty powerful
The Bills look good this evening. Good handling.
Pepe, I have a CiL that lets us shoot on his property, but he lives in BFE, NM. Outside of Roswell.
You might oughtta need to be careful when you wink now, Dave.
Safety first.
*slides a shot down the bar to Andy*
Thanks, hot stuff.
Cyn, I’m workin on winkin with the left eye now.
I have this skill. It’s just not my lead wink.
I’m also thinkin’ no more reflective sunglasses. Or finger-gun-winks in the mirror at yourself after you’ve combed your ‘stache.
Dave,
All the anesthetic wear-off yet?
Can you see out of the eye?
Do you have to do the “Eye Drop Regimen” for the next few weeks?
Don’t fuck that up. If you get an infection, you could lose everything…
Can we lose the bloated Simon Templar yet? Asking for a friend.
House band for the next CT Meat-up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnhI_ECOAK4
No reflective sunglasses, I am old school. Wayfarers.
Chrisp..
All the anesthesia has worn off. No pain.
I can see out of it, and it tested 20/40 today although there is still blurriniess
I am taking eye drops like a hooker whose pimp is mad
No infection happening here.
FUCK I just zotted off part of my ear.
Son of a.. this thing has some steam.
Cajun chicken rice with grilled chicken breast strips was…
…meh.
http://tinyurl.com/d8qfsd6
Chief, heh. I am engaged in a continuing battle with a Novemberist. My Christmas/New Year Septemberist argument is the winning side.
http://tinyurl.com/d8qfsd6
heh heh heh..
today is my mom’s birthday.
Dave,
When I got my right(last) done, the Doc did some cuts in the eye(he called it LRI) due to astigmatism, and said that he would ‘fix it for free’ with the LASER if that did not solve the problem.
Well, the right-eye is still screwed, and he is on unlimited medical leave.
I hope the guy is okay, but I’m sort of left in the lerch…
OK, that’s just funny!
http://tinyurl.com/cawgy5y
stop cheering me up
stop cheering me up
okay.
yer still fat.
feel worse now?
haha Chief!
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/151773
I totally want that “Unicorns Are Jerks” book. And I will use every color in the rainbow when I draw the Skittle poops.
I totally want that “Unicorns Are Jerks” book.
Secret Santa?
OK, this Iron Dome clip is surreal, with the air raid siren, and the mall music…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAyqbKwd1o&feature=youtu.be
Secret Santa?
Oh, HELL yeah!
That was surreal, X.
Well, that’s not what I expected. . .
http://tinyurl.com/cmpfch6
>> feel worse now?
I would, if my waist size was the same as yours.
xBrad decorates his digs. . .
http://tinyurl.com/d76d57q
I would, if my waist size was the same as yours.
you sunuvabitch….
This video is freaky
http://vimeo.com/46304267
tall guys can hide it better.. but it is what it is.
the dave/pupster meat-up went horribly, horribly wrong…
http://tinyurl.com/c43lmtz
Poor pups! I didn’t even know he was a pug!
tl:dw
tall guys can hide it better.. but it is what it is.
It’s that “optical inch” thing.
gets ‘em every time.
heh.
taint measure is for losers.
time to sleeps.. dave’s good.
chicks still dig the lead guitarist better
http://tinyurl.com/c9xblh7
I see that Rock Center was about the David Petraeus scandal tonight.
Shame they didn’t have anything in the last 2 months to cover.
God I hate that channel.
*throws bra at the drummer to throw everyone off*
That cat is SHREDDING!
WE’RE NUMBER 50!!!
http://tinyurl.com/c9xblh7
That cat is SHREDDING!
booooooo………
That cat is SHEDDING!
That cat is SHEDDING!
*hits self in head with Guitar Hero guitar
He’s in love, don’t stand in his way. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygqu4o0dfc
Does TigerCyn shed?
Yes.
Does Dolly shed?
I just kinda want to stroke your fur.
If Dolly sheds, it’s tiny little bits of PVC that I seem to have not noticed.
Sox, OTOH, sheds like a motherfucker. In fact, he sheds about a full Sox sized batch of fur every month.
I just kinda want to stroke your fur.
It is soft.
**thud**
You want me to send you some?
My dryer’s lint collector does an excellent job.
HAHAHAHA!
(wait! i’m only laughing because i do the laundry)
M’wah… g’night cookies and peepers.
‘Night, Cyn. Sweet dreams ’til sunbeams find you.
G’night, Cyn!
Quitter.
Kilt it?
Dead.
Yup. It’s dead Jim.
http://tinyurl.com/cngjgrs
Speaking of shedding, the husband pulled a hairball the size of a squirrel, out of the shower drain. Tossed it ’cause he said I’d freak out if I saw it’s awesomeness.
Husbands are a good thing. I lurve that man.
Ted, how’s your
footbloody stump?TMI beasn, T M I!!!!!
Hunh. It weren’t just pubes, oso, or spiders.
How about this? I guarantee it will turn your frown upside-down. I promise.
http://tinyurl.com/boq6grv
Unlike a CERTAIN SOMEONE, who poats otter mommy calling for her ‘lost’ baby.
*gimlet eyeballs, oso*
Otter mommy was pretty sad. I love the “Baby Moses” laws.
I’m twisted enough to start singing Prom Night Dumpster Baby though.
*tosses hairball in the center of blog*
AUGH!!!!!
Time for bed.
Prolly will start calling assholes in Jefferson City tomorrow. Insurance lobby pressuring GOP to implement Barkycare exchanges. F*ckers. Twice we voted and by a landslide, told them to shove it up their arses sideways.
Do they really think once all of this is in place, they will have a business?
If ya’ll want to be a Missourian, contacts at bottom of page.
http://danaloeschradio.com/insurance-lobbyist-pressuring-mo-gop-on-obamacare-state-exchanges/
Fight the good fight, beasn
**pours Liquid Plummer on hairball**
**sets hairball on fire with flamethrower that shoots burning spiders**
**kills spiders with a cannon that shoots rolled up newspapers and slippers**
Yay!!! dead spiders!!!
**pours Liquid Plummer on hairball**p
Wow. I heard Christopher Plummer was a hard drinker, but I didn’t know he was so tight he could dissolve keratin.
I want to walk in the open wind
I want to talk like lovers do
I want to derp into your ocean
Is it raining with you?
Skyfall- Not bad. Very much an homage to the preceding 50 years of Bond films.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif
Mrs. MJ?
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/6614/127626179.62/0_8f677_e77ee94c_L
If it is, I hate MJ.
Like we need any more reasons to hate MJ.
I was sort of teetering on the hatefence until I saw that.
This one time, I sat down and made a list of all the reasons to hate MJ. I had to stop even though I wasn’t really done.
*points to spare hard drive*
Full. It’s FULL.
wakey wakey
No one tell Wiser that I have a special driver’s license that allows me to travel to Canada (or Mexico – as if) w/o a passport. I think Virgin Islands too, etc.
I didn’t know you got panic attacks, cArIn. Did I send you the Panic Away book? It fixed Mrs. Pupster’s problem, but she got them all the time, not just at Dillards.
I’ve never had one. This was my first one ever.
Something happens to me in crowded stores.
I have to get out quick.
I don’t think USVI require a passport for US citizens, but I might be wrong about that.
Not the US ones. The other ones (aren’t some British or something?)
I think Virgin Islands too, etc.
They put them on islands? Is that part of Obamacare, or Roe vs. Wade?
Not too many though. We don’t want them to tip over.
As long as they’re evenly spaced around the island, it shouldn’t be a problem.
Government mandated virgin distribution.
*sighs*
That’s it, folks, it’s bunker time.
I have no idea what kind of big burd that is in my yard.
Baby turkey?
That was either a juvenile turkey or pheasant. Took off running toward the road, stupid.
Wait, it could have been a female pheasant. Didn’t seem big enough.
I’ve never had one. This was my first one ever.
Oh. OK. I guess they are pretty common, Guy’s son was having a problem and I sent him a copy of the book that helped Mrs. Pupster, then about 5 other people asked for it, too. It’s a PDF, so lemme know if you want it.
OK, it was definitely a female pheasant. They must have stocked the meadows.
Something happens to me in crowded stores.
I have to get out quick.
Me too, but it is just because I hate people.
I only panic if I feel physically trapped. There’s a reason spelunking isn’t on my list of hobbies.
Good morning, cool kids.
According to google, fear of crowded stores is agoraphobia but I have none of the other symptoms of agoraphobia.
* invents crowdedmallaphobia *
Pheasant is pleasant.
I remember fear of crowds being demophobia, but the DSM is larded up with all manner of nonsense now.
I thought agoraphobia was just generally fear of being out among people.
Or pheasant. One of those.
The store wasn’t crowded. It was almost empty. It totally creeped me out.
Was it a store that hides the exits?
Could be closer to claustrophobia.
It could probably be gluten too.
Yea, I couldn’t find the escalator down. I was trapped in an upper level. It was freakin creepy.
If it is, I hate MJ.
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Actually, she kind of looks like that. Her skin is a little more fair, though.
*puts on hate helmet.
I have a friend who functioned normally for 30 years and now is afraid of driving and bridges to the point he will not drive. I wonder if that is the same thing.
*joins hate parade because I’ve got nothing else going on this morning.
Gads I hate MJ.
So … what’s new? How’s the running?
*points to a pile of yellow legal pads seven feet tall, all loaded with MJ Hate*
That was from when the power was out.
*looks at yellow pads
All work and no play makes
JackLauraw a dull boy*backs away.
That’s really nice, lauraw.
*goes and gets bat
What kills me is that every line looks just like that. She writes ‘Jack’ and then strikes it and writes her own name.
I’m trying to kick the vicodin habit today. *swats bugs crawling all over my desk*
I know, Leon. It’s totally creepy.
*goes to check and see if the Snowcat is operational
So … what’s new? How’s the running?
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It’s going pretty well. We’re up to 10 miles this weekend, but like a total douche, I fucked up my calf doing agility drills. I’ve got it wrapped up with tiger balm on it.
“*swats bugs crawling all over my desk*”
you picked a bad day….
call terminix instead – & take another pill
*points to a pile of yellow legal pads seven feet tall, all loaded with MJ Hate*
That was from when the power was out.
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Did you remember to include my errant use of single quotes? That ‘really’ pisses me off.
I had a vicodin scrip after my gum reduction. After watching 4 seasons of House, I was deeply disappointed in how little it helped.
Last night HotBride came home to her new stainless steel Maytag gas stove (she calls it a cooker.) When we got married I had electric, and she hated it.
She whipped the pots and pans out so fast, and started cooking up a storm.
She called me over and showed me a pot of pasta boiling, and said “Watch this. Boiling, right?” I said “Ooookay.”
Then she turned the burner down and it immediately stopped boiling. I said “Oh, is that a bad thing?”
She made me leave the room and set the table.
http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/16/news/companies/hostess-closing/
MUTHA – FUCKA!!
not only has that shitwad taken NASA but now he’s gone and kilt Hostess….
*starts jonesin’ for a twinkie*
*swats at bugs*
that’s over 18K jobs down the shitter
ProTip: Do not make light of a woman’s cooker.
A gas stove should stop boiling immediately. That’s as it should be.
I detest electric stoves for exactly that reason. It’s like cooking with analog rather than digital.
I know its not the same as unwrapping the crisp cellophane, but the internet some times is a giver:
http://tinyurl.com/F-the-Union
Fuck the Twinkies and Ding-Dongs, I want my Ho-Hos.
Chocodiles, chocolate covered Twinkies……………..
14 day waiting period for a shotgun.
Sheesh. A shotgun really isn’t an impulse murder buy.
Fuck the Twinkies and Ding-Dongs, I want my Ho-Hos.
Here’s some help.
http://is.gd/hIXw2R
You should see how stupid the rules are regarding target shooting, transport, and hunting. We’re getting quite the eye-opening education.
A gas stove should stop boiling immediately. That’s as it should be.
If your stove is boiling, you may have the heat turned up a tad too high.
Sheesh. A shotgun really isn’t an impulse murder buy.
Unless you’re making a run to pick up the last of the authentic Twinkies.
Oh I’m sure you have to do stupid shit like break it down for transportation, carry the ammo in a second vehicle in a locked iron box or some such nonsense.
14 day murder is so much sweeter than impulse murder.
Yes. I believe the law calls 14 day murder “pre-meditated, capital murder in the first degree” and the impulse kind “second degree”
Whenever I fourteen day murder people I just put a little arsenic in their coffee everyday.
Yes. I believe the law calls 14 day murder “pre-meditated, capital murder in the first degree” and the impulse kind “second degree”
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You’re not my real lawyer!
Also, boobs.
china bought 113 tons of gold…. for november… and the month is still young.
they purchased 95 tons last month…
490 tons in 2011
245 tons in 2010
some smart economics type person should chart china’s gold purchasing against our unemployment #’s – & election results – or something
http://bit.ly/TNWHY9
Little Debbie will step into the breach. I fuckin’ hate that bitch.
Suzy Q, gone forever. She was even politically correct, a beautiful dark brown lady, filled with the creamiest romance. Now what’s left? Little Debbie’s Pumpkin Delights. They look like a cowpie with eyes. Love has abandoned the world.
email shemail change for me.
It’s my name with a dot (not feather) between my first and last @gmail.com