Hi Sweetheart,
I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink.
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I’ll be home later.
Love you……
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Her response -
Hi Honey,
Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don’t often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall.
I love you too!
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Admit it, you smiled.
I tend to believe that people who work in high government posts are so often corrupt in one way or another that it makes purges and discipline quite easy. Really, the admin probably has dirt on lots of people but just hasn’t activated any of it until now.
*thinks about Justice Roberts and strokes chin*
hmmm
Power is a powerful aphrodi.. aphrodes, uh…
it’s pretty hot
I should switch to the dirt-getting business. It seems like not a lot is getting got before it’s much too late.
One of the things I find so funny is that the Obama people were afraid Romney would win and get credit for turning around the economy, but because of Obama’s actions.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
when did wiser move to OK ?
http://tinyurl.com/cqftybf
mj – they blast orca in this:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mitt-romneys-campaign-completely-fell-195408549.html
This whole thing seems a little overboard for a couple of bumps in the road. Spending a lot of political capital for the cover-up, and burning powerful but under control assets in the wake, for an over run consulate.
If I was an Israeli I’d be heading for anywhere else I could get.
jay, how did you get your truck out of the pool?
It’s still there! It’s like an aquarium toy.
Gotta give it to Karl Rove, he took care of the little things in his GOTV efforts. When I was a poll watcher it couldn’t have been any easier (2004).
That whole ORCA thing is beginning to smell fishy to me.
We didn’t use ORCA in our county, and we’re glad for that.
1. Cell phones aren’t allowed in the polling centers, so entering voter names as they come in wouldn’t have been possible.
2. Our counties send out the poll book results every two hours, which means that it wasn’t necessary to collect the data manually.
3. ORCA never sent the names of the poll watchers they’d recruited to the county GOP chair. In our county (and many others, I’m guessing) the county chair submits the forms and signs off on the pollwatchers – how else are you going to know that they’re actually on your side? So the ORCA pollwatchers never got their required forms submitted, and were calling the county on election day angry that they couldn’t pollwatch. Submitting the forms is not something that can be done at the last minute – the fastest turnaround we got was 48 hours.
4. When the rep from ORCA came to ‘train’ our pollwatchers, he completely ignored the rules and regulations for our county – despite having been informed of all the errors in his presentation beforehand. The guy that runs the pollwatching for our county had to get up at the end of ORCA dude’s presentation and explain all the stuff that was wrong. Confusing for the pollwatchers, not good for presenting a coordinated front.
Total cholesterol: 242
Triglycerides: 180.
HDL: 54.
LDL: 152.
Is there hope for me, or should I go lie in a grave and wait?
The total # isn’t too bad, but your HDL is a little low. I forget where the trig numbers oughtta be.
Normal is: Trig below 149. LDL below 99.
**grabs a book and curls up in a shallow grave**
It is lonely in here.
If Romney’s campaign had concentrated on poll watchers instead of pole smokers, things might have been different.
your total/HDL is just shy of 5, so it’s not bad, really. The guideline for that is 3.5 to 5 for healthy range.
Mine is 2.26, but that took years.
Go low carb. It fixed all my numbers, and I found $20
Tushar, if you have a high enough HDL, the LDL is basically not worth worrying about unless it’s insanely high.
Leon, they recommend ldl under 100 for borderline diabetics like me.
**comes out, grabs some sugar cookies, goes back in**
Munch!
Dave, the doc did say that low carb may be good for me. That was before the results came out. Will discuss in follow up visit.
My vitamin B and D is low too…
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/aeyyd8u
I think everybody on the planet is vitamin D deficient right now.
Must be some memo circulating around all the docs.
When I eat carbs, my cholesterol and tri-gs go through the roof. It’s annoying because the rain gets in my house.
Am I the only one slightly surprised by Diane Fienstein’s irritation with the White House, and threats to subpeona over Benghazi?
I am a little surprised, but doesn’t her husband do business in the defense industry?
Xbrad – no; you’re not the only one.
Ooo, J’ames may be onto sumpthin’.
Wow/Recipe OT: Add a can of Coke to speed-carmelize raw onions. Shortens time to about 15 minutes from an hour. They’re making Fr. Onion soup on my morning show.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Never mind that, why did the deer cross the road? Right in front of me? Protip: nearly hitting a deer is good for constipation. Were it not for my superlative driving skills, the world would be short one more deer today, and maybe me too.
IF i missed him by more than 6 inches, I’ll kiss your ass(es) in the middle of the location of your choice, and you can take 24 hours to gather a crowd to watch.
If I wanted my ass kissed I’d ask Cyn to do it, TYVM.
That’s always friggin’ scary, Xtian; glad you missed him. So is your insurance company.
*blows a kiss toward HS, aims for his left cheek*
FACEcheek! FACECHEEK!!
via Rachel Lucas, an awesome rant in response to a fan letter:
http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2012/11/11/there-i-go-offending-people-again/
Cyn, follow the money. Works every time, doesn’t it?
There is money on Hotspur’s left buttcheek?
Some great gifs in this one:
http://www.rachellucas.com/2012/11/smile-though-your-heart-is-aching/
Mare and Car in probably ran away together.
Superlative driving skills = metric shit-ton of luck, BTW.
And Hotspur, you could video the event, put it on Youtube where it’d go viral, and then we’d all be famous and shit.
Of course it would be even better if it were Cyn, but ya can’t have everything.
Mare and Car in probably ran away together.
They were supposed to wait for me.
bitches
That last gif is one of my favorites of all time. I’ve watched it over and over and over…
Can’t you see I’ve waited too long. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEt26M2Jprc
Make sure you read the comments at the Larry Corriera site I commented above. They are almost better than the rant.
Total cholesterol: 242
Triglycerides: 180.
HDL: 54.
LDL: 152.
Is there hope for me, or should I go lie in a grave and wait?
The ONLY ratio that has ever been indicative of coronary artery disease is the Triglyceride/HDL ratio; if it’s below 4, you’re fine (yours is 3.37).
The Total Cholesterol number by itself – or any of these numbers, for that matter – means absolutely nothing.
They’ve known about this for a couple of decades – even have quite a few published studies – but it doesn’t sell stories or get you on a talk show, so……
My vitamin B and D is low too…
B will improve with a higher meat intake, D you’ll need supplements for. D3 in gelcap or caplet form is what you want to look for, and it sounds stupidly high but I take 16000 IU a day because I don’t get much sun. YMMV. Do not take D2, it’s the plant form of the hormone, and is nearly worthless to animals. Skip the pills, you won’t absorb it well enough to matter.
I am felling a lot better now. Thanks, Leon, TiFW and Dave.
**gets up. Smells the flowers.**
Where did these daisies come from? I haven’t been pushing them up, have I?
I am not an animal.
Oh, you mean in the biological sense…
I think everybody on the planet is vitamin D deficient right now.
I know I’m gonna get skewered for this, but a gluten-free diet will usually clear that up. Has something to do with absorption.
The changes made to wheat a couple of decades ago probably have more to do with it than anything else:
http://is.gd/WAvpEc
http://is.gd/qfNXjW
FWIW, it takes at least a year – sometimes longer – for the numbers to get back to normal.
Leon, have you looked at Sous Vide cooking? I am thinking of building my own apparatus.
Here’s a chart that might help, Tushar:
http://www.sld.cu/galerias/pdf/servicios/hta/ebm_cardio_new_zeland.pdf
You’ll notice that the biggest risk for a cardiac event – surprise, surprise – is a person’s age…..
I’m done talking/linking – everyone can come back now……
I come looking for riveting content and maybe some links to hot chicks and I get some kind of geriatric conversation on bloodwork results and shit. I might as well hang out at Martha Stewart’s joint.
Clear but cold here today. My foot aches and I’m suffering withdrawal from not exercising.
What up, home skilletz?
My lumbago is acting up.
Sean M – Corn prices
Scott – WTF is lumbago anyway?
Yes; that last GIF is the best.
I liked the dog and the ball best.
http://tinyurl.com/bd5vvnr
+
http://tinyurl.com/aku7a9n
=
Lumbago
i have a splinter
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2012/11/13/10-chemical-compounds-with-immature-jokes-for-names/
*giggles wildly*
That dog with the big red ball is hilarious.
jay, how did you get your truck out of the pool?
It’s still there! It’s like an aquarium toy.
More like an artificial reef. I hear you can go spearfishing there.
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2012/11/13/10-chemical-compounds-with-immature-jokes-for-names/
Predictably, arsole is a ring-shaped molecule.
I love science. I have an entire carboy of arsole in the pantry.
Say, aren’t ring-shaped molecules sometimes called “aromatic?”
They had the aromatic joke in there, Eric.
Yeah, I didn’t even see that, I was so quick to post about arsole. I gesumped myself.
EPA protip: It is illegal in several states to insert dickite into arsole.
Lumbago is lower back pain. (Lumbar)
GO, your lesser known doppelganger was only 30 years old when that photo was taken. Dude aged prematurely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Orwell
>>It is illegal in several states to insert dickite into arsole.
Welshite.
your lesser known doppelganger was only 30 years old when that photo was taken.
You think I looked old then, imagine what sixty-two years of earthworms have done to me.
Leon, have you looked at Sous Vide cooking?
I have, but it doesn’t really appeal to me. Crock-pot, braising, and roasting all about all I need. Well, and I’ll pan-fry just about anything in butter or coconut oil.
Dude aged prematurely.
People had harder lives back then, which is why they looked older earlier. For example, this is a 24-y-o athlete in peak physical condition:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ty_Cobb_LC-DIG-ggbain-08006_crop.jpg
GO, your lesser known doppelganger was only 30 years old when that photo was taken. Dude aged prematurely.
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Knowing the future is a heavy burden.
Civil War daguerreotypes often show what look like a gang of rangy, middle-aged veterans. Hardly one man in them is over 25, and most are under 20.
Too much wheat in their diet. And lead.
Probably just too much hunger, but yeah, lead’s no good either.
And dickhole.
Knowing the future is a heavy burden.
Saint-Rémy-de-Provence High School Football Rulez!!!
http://www.crystalinks.com/nostycompass.jpg
Go Mustangs!
The victory of the Mustangs was foretold by a quatrain in the USA Today Prep rankings.
Looks like Carin hosted another party!
http://tinyurl.com/a8vn8l8
Ok. I’m home. I need dinner ideas. Come up with some while I go work out.
Gruel.
Sean, I don’t know if you were on AoS in 2005, but in a thread named ‘Cool facts about Dick Cheney’, someone wrote this:
In quatrain X 75, Nostradamus wrote
A horse-like man, the king he’ll rule
to take black gold in eastern soil
A name of chayne, fooler of fools
Anti-Christ to hats of foyle
I need dinner ideas.
Crapinon
I see Hotspur is headed to the ghetto bar early tonight.
http://tinyurl.com/ay6m48q
Yeah, I was there, Tush. Good times.
On a completely different topic, I’ve never read any of this guy’s books, but he writes a hell of a good rant:
http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2012/11/11/there-i-go-offending-people-again/
This should make Mrs. MCPO very happy.
Oops, forgot to add the link:
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/odor-eliminating-pants-hot-seller-japan-article-1.1201110
I need dinner ideas.
Bacon-wrapped chicken thighs. I recommend a sauce made from spicy brown mustard and raw honey as an accompaniment.
Oh, roast on a rack at 375F for about an hour.
Shut the fuck up & eat your damned peas, prole. –Michelle Obama, probably
Tushar – My flatulence smells of roses!
MCPO, not that I don’t believe you, but I want to hear Mrs. MCPO’s side of the story too.
Raw honey as opposed to the Chinese, pollen-free honey sold in supermarkets?
Leon, how is raw honey on sugar level? I am sure it is not as bad as sugar, but it can’t be much good either.
Ok. I’m home. I need dinner ideas. Come up with some while I go work out.
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Beatings.
Dinner ideas?
How about roasted rabbit with butter tarragon and sweet potatoes.
Oh wait, no food stamps? Peas porridge, it is.
Rebecca should be very happy – our copy of the Disney movie “Brave” arrived today.
Along with Vince Flynn’s latest book!!!!!!!
Leon, how is raw honey on sugar level? I am sure it is not as bad as sugar, but it can’t be much good either.
It’s not great, but you don’t need much to make honey mustard. I use maybe 1 tablespoon of honey in 5 tablespoons of mustard, just enough to sweeten it. Makes for a nice complement to the chicken and bacon.
How about roasted rabbit with butter tarragon and sweet potatoes.
Nice callback.
Stone soup.
*inserts Orson Welles/Bravo GIF visible to everyone but Tushar*
How about roasted rabbit with butter tarragon and sweet potatoes.
EBT now stands for “Epicurean Benefits Transfer.”
Waiting for the UPS man to bring our copy of ‘Brave’; I’ve been told to hide it for a surprise. Funny thing is the 5 year old knows the dates these are supposed to come out, but can’t remember to pick her stuff up.
Whoa! Great trick, Cyn!
Come at me, bro!!
http://tinyurl.com/bo2czy9
Along with Vince Flynn’s latest book!!!!!!!
I’d almost forgotten that I preordered Vince’s latest on my kindle. I wondered why I got an email from Amazon a while ago noting that I’d been charged $14.99. Plus Tax.
I’ll have to change my evening plans.
My evening plans kilt this muthah.
Should’ve mentioned xbrad’s evening plans I guess.
Deer season opened a bit early in Illinois this am. Took out a doe on my way to the base at about 5:30 am.
I was lucky because I was driving my POS ‘airport car’ (’95 Saturn SL2) and I was able to swerve enough to take it on the left front fender and not head on.
The car is a bit messed up and I’m pretty sure the deer didn’t make it
.
Glad you’re okay, Phat. Our shotgun season starts Thursday, and I’ve done nothing. I might just end up skipping this season.
Fucking deer. Giant dangerous pests this time of year. Glad it wasn’t worse phat.
Couple years ago my youngest hit one on the way back to school, she was ok.. my 2000 GMC pickup was too, $3,800 later (insured).
I was concerned they might total it. Hey Cyn, what’s the rule of thumb there on damage cost vs. vehicle value?
Chicken theigh/bacon . It’s a go, Leon.
I hit a deer just about a year ago. Car was fracked.
This explains a lot…
http://tinyurl.com/akkgyoz
Typically, 75% to 80% of the value is the cut off, Dave. Insurance companies will often factor in the rental car costs and then make the determination. Also, the first estimate prepared won’t typically include hidden damages. You can sometimes fight their total loss classification, but you’ll have to do your homework.
The last time I drove to Ohio the deer carcasses were thick on the side of 77 late at night. Every 100 yards it seemed in some places.
North Carolina had lots of dead does along side the road. Saw one totally jacked Nissan Altima and a very large doe on I-95 in southern VA as well.
I saw a horse walking off the road way that would have been in my way about 10 seconds earlier Friday evening. I’d have nailed it had I not had to slow down for some queasiness/carsickness in the youngest.
I handled a claim once that was a double fatality: driver and horse. The police photographs were horrific.
I hit an antelope with a Bradley. Never even felt it.
Well, the old Saturn has no value. I just carry liability on it and plan to donate it when it finally gives up the ghost.
Bought a roll of ‘almost’ matching duct tape to secure the fender to the bumper. Yep, keepin’ it classy.
Figured that if the damage/gore was REAL bad the gate guard would say something on my way onto base. I couldn’t see it in the dark this am, but there is a lot of deer hair/fur in the fender.
i always said that car was to mean to die. Never thought it would start to pick up a body count, though.
Just be glad you were not in the passenger seat!
http://tinyurl.com/bfd6ec6
Being very much a city girl, I had no idea what a hazard deer were until I started dating Mr. TiFW and drove with him to meet his parents out in the boonies.
We’ve been fortunate to never have hit one (knock on wood).
When I was in college, one of my classmates in my surveying class came in one Monday and reported that he had hit A COW on the way back to campus the night before.
The truck and the cow were both total losses; he told us to check for hood ornaments the next time we went to 3-Q BBQ.
Bought a roll of ‘almost’ matching duct tape to secure the fender to the bumper. Yep, keepin’ it classy.
Hawt!
I drive the highways on cruise control with the right foot hovering over the brake pedal – eyes glued to the road.
It’s saved me many times.
Plus dickhole.
So, it seems all my lib friends now hate Papa John’s.
They’re like fucking robots. Who winds them up?
facebook.
We have elk. They are nice and tall and will go right through the windshield. Nobody drives fast at night when the roadsides start to green up.
faceherd
Hotspur – Their faux outrage should be ridiculed. How many business owners testified before congress that this would be the outcome of passing Obamacare?
Cyn???
http://tinyurl.com/adoawf5
We have elk in Michigan too, but I’ve never seen one on the run, like the whitetails do.
Just ordered Papa Johns for me and the youngest Phatspawn!
Wife and oldest are at a dinner for the HS tennis team tonight. Since there is no Chick-Fil-A near here it seemed like the best way to stick it to the fascists.
I also ordered 1000 rds of 5.56 ammo for my Mini-14. Suck it, libs!
‘America, Fuck Yeah!’
I’m not getting the whole smokin’ hot deal from pictures of that Jill Kelley chick involved in the Petreaus affair. Unless she gives off some kind of sex vibe, I don’t understand why they keep saying how stunning she is.
Your lib friends are probably not Applebee’s fans either, right?
So, it seems all my lib friends now hate Papa John’s.
Having lib friends would be your first mistake.
The Paula Broadwell chick is pretty hot. I would hit that like it owed me money.
She does have a bit of the stalker look in her eyes. I call it, ‘Kill-Your-Pet Crazy’.
I was getting my new glasses today and there was an old woman and a middle age guy talking. They both claimed to be conservatives.
Both agreed that voting was pointless, and both said they hadn’t voted in ages.
I said, “On the day after Veteran’s Day, I have to listen to this?”
They looked at me like “Huhnh?”
But they shut up.
Then dickhole.
Or as Uncle Facts likes to say: “THEY. HATE. YOU.”
My restaurant has over 50 employees.
*awards Hotspur a nobel.
Are the new glasses Obamacare approved?
My restaurant has over 50 employees
had
Hahahaha
Bobby Knight looks like he fires off a synapse every four minutes.
well, it may have more than 50, but they’ll all be part time employees
Pepe,
I think a cleavage pick will clear up your confusion. Sadly I have yet to see one on the Innertubes.
At work today I made the mistake of stepping away from my computer for a bit. My lovely minion managed to put a pic of Mrs. Petraeus on my left monitor and Broadwell on the right as my desktop background.
It was horrifying yet clarifying.
I purchased 1100 rounds of 22lr today.
Tomorrow I purchase a shotgun.
We should be fully equipped for the zombie apocalypse by Thanksgiving.
What kind of shotty are you looking for, Scott?
What I don’t understand – is why the heck Petraeus had so many women throwing themselves at him. I mean – power _ I get it _ but his slouch. His comb-over. He wasn’t exactly an attractive man.
*shrugs.
Maybe it was his witty repartee.
I am getting a Mossberg combo.
We cant spend much, and it looks like a decent dual purpose gun. I can kill zombies by night and canadian geese by day.
Hey, I just got in 2,000 rounds of .223, and have a bunch of primers and powder on the way.
Gun control is a no go, too many already out there. But……they can simply say that powder and primers are explosive devices and say you need a license before you can order them. Do you have secure storage for them? We better have an on-site inspection………
They can regulate ammo and components out of existence. You can have all the guns you want, but no ammo.
Scott – I agree with the choice of Rabbi Mossberg.
Chrisp was right, the shelves are bare. I got the last two boxes at Walmart. I am checking out Cabela’s tomorrow.
The last time I hit a deer, I must have been about 20, and I was driving a 1965 Buick Skylark. No damage, at least to the car. Deer, not so lucky. I’ll take good old fashioned American steel over aluminum and plastic anyday.
Venison jerky, mmmmm.
What? It’s friday right?
Cool. I would like to be able to buy 5 different ones, but we can’t afford to do that. A cheap pistol would be nice, but the laws regarding handguns scare the hell out of me. I won’t own one without a carry license.
Rich, that’s true for hitting deer.
If you hit another 1965 Buick Skylark, you would feel differently.
Pepe – How long can I store shotgun shells?
My brother totaled one of these: http://tinyurl.com/alfhazz
by hitting a whitetail buck.
https://twitter.com/KarlRove/status/212180677532205056/photo/1
MC3PO, I don’t know exactly, but if stored in a cool dry place, it will last for a long, long time. I have some shotgun shells that are 20 years old and they’re fine.
Pepe – Thanks.
My lovely minion managed to put a pic of Mrs. Petraeus on my left monitor and Broadwell on the right as my desktop background.
It was horrifying yet clarifying.
Now, see – that’s where you lose me.
Yes, Mrs. Petraeus isn’t as “attractive” as Broadwell.
But she looks sweet – like someone who’s been married for 38 years.
She looks like someone’s grandmother precisely because she IS old enough to be someone’s grandmother.
She looks “comfortable”.
What’s wrong with that?
Good Lord, it’s bad enough that we have to get old – can’t we “let ourselves go” after a certain age without having to worry about holding on to our man?
No. This is where many men and women get it wrong. Let yourself go – suffer the consequences.
And Holy Crap – the Petraeuses got married when Ms. Broadwell was 2 YEARS OLD…..
If I drink $60 worth of vodka in an airport bar, I forget the rest of the question.
My point was that mr p wasn’t all that .
Let yourself go – suffer the consequences.
Well, I guess the crowd I run with must not follow the same rules as the rest of society – we’re all comfortable in our own skin and have decided to just let nature take its course.
Then again, we’re all horrible nerds…..
Pupster , the answer is 8. Or Omaha.
It depends on the man. About 1/3 of the male population falls into the ‘total pig’ category.
Obviously , for P , honor is just a word.
^^^ What Car in said
*gives CaRin a big tip*
Yea , total pig. But I don’t work out so my husband doesn’t cheat on me. I just plan to get old fighting
The Aggie “10″: A “4″ and a six-pack…..
Well, my timing is not good.
$60 of vodka in the airport is like 3 drinks. Man up, buttercup!
*oink oink*
I tell Mr. TiFW “I’m built for comfort, not for speed”.
He tells me he’s glad he doesn’t have to run too fast to catch me…..
4 doubles.
They’re like fucking robots. Who winds them up?
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Facebook.
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This seems to be exactly right.
Here is a short film of MCPO talking to Pupster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo#t=00m09s
faceherd
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The ghetto bar makes men wise.
>> Typically, 75% to 80% of the value is the cut off, Dave.
Thanks Cyn. I don’t just love you because of your boobs and your award winning smile and hugs. You gots the info.
I’m not discounting those other things.
Scott, nice. A 12 ga is just an important part of any home arsenal, if you can’t get light antitank weapons. Plus, racking the slide is fun.
…
That is not a euphemism.
yes it is
That is not a euphemism.
S-u-u-u-r-e.
Did anybody write a strongly-worded letter to anybody else complaining about the quality of their goods or services today?
Ok FINE it’s an unintended euphemism. Accidental. Pick one.
Heh heh heh.
Jack wagon.
ok, ok… you got me.
Sheesh, it’s getting pretty hard for a man to speak the plain truth around here.
I came across a lot of survivalist stuff today. One interesting thing I would have never thought of, stock up on pellets for your pellet gun.
Why waste bullets on real small game? Plus they are cheap as hell and will last forever.
I saw An Unintended Euphemism open for The Jesus and Mary Chain back in 1989.
So the plot twist (according to HA) today was Paula Bangwell’s ID was found in the same park where they found Chandra Levy.
Then you’re sure to fall. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nehulN3qddo
So the plot twist (according to HA) today was Paula Bangwell’s ID was found in the same park where they found Chandra Levy.
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What does the guy from Friends have to do with this???
Yup. You can live on squirrel and rabbit and bids with a pellet gun. You can trap larger game. You can grow a garden and cultivate an orchard for the rest.
I forgot my point again.
The point was that the bartender let your glass get empty again.
Let yourself go – suffer the consequences.
Partner or no, I don’t think anyone’s ‘allowed’ to do this. It’s your body, sure, but it’s the most precious gift you have, and you only get one of them. Keeping it in working order is an essential part of being human.
Being healthy and fit makes you more attractive, sure, but the reason those traits are attractive are because it means you’re more capable and generally more useful than an unfit person, and much less likely to be a burden to your family and friends. I’m not trying to knock anyone — no one needs to have ab veins — but not caring for yourself is a form of decadence.
What was that guy’s name?
Ross.
Chandler BING!
WABBIT SEASON! DUCK SEASON!
no one needs to have ab veins
OH THANK GAWD.
…it means you’re more capable and generally more useful than an unfit person…
…until that horrible head injury incurred when you hit the pavement after getting hit by a car driven by some 16-year-old texting on her cell phone….
I don’t smoke, drink, or use illegal drugs.
I’m fat, but I have no evidence of coronary blockage.
I’m smarter than the average bear.
But most importantly of all, Mr. TiFW knows that I can be a devious, conniving, spiteful bitch when I want to be – and I know all of his deepest, darkest secrets…..
Ab veins are like spandex on 70 year olds.
The big dog just burped.
DD#3 and I both laughed -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Tj-Xo_eqI
Comment by scott on November 13, 2012 8:52 pm
Ab veins are like spandex on 70 year olds.
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Sexy????
Bingo, Chief…..
(I’m bad in other ways, but Mr. TiFW doesn’t want me talking about that….
)
…until that horrible head injury incurred when you hit the pavement after getting hit by a car driven by some 16-year-old texting on her cell phone….
If you’re already in bad health, this is a lot more devastating and more likely to kill you.
I’m making crock-pot butter chicken.
I wonder how Carin’s dinner turned out.
crock pot
I like that term.
Petraeus.
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I, for one, am shocked these politicians and spies lie so much.
*Racks the slide*
I think all politicians have VD.
It would explain Biden’s mental state.
OK OK I made it a euphemism by saying it wasn’t one.
I BUILT THAT
Ab veins are like spandex on 70 year olds.
This should go in the Comment Hall of Fame.
We’re all wigged out about Patreaus porking some bitch.
Fuck that Bengazi shit and Fast & Furious. We want dirt dirt dirt.
*Slides the rack*
*Slides up next to Cyn’s rack*
Nice view.
Hotspur, where were you yesterday?
Umm…i can’t remember.
Don’t Answer! It’s a Trap!1!
I KNEW IT!
We’re all wigged out about Patreaus porking some bitch.
Fuck that Bengazi shit and Fast & Furious. We want dirt dirt dirt.
Yep, and if the GOP are that f*cking stupid to not see what is really going on ….they aren’t that stupid, they’re complicit.
Thus….let someone like Allen West twist in the wind. Can’t have a mouthy shit stirring our comfortable pot.
complicit
mmmmmmmaaaybeeee
Yep. I believe the election ended any chance of finding out what happened in Benghazi.
Tee Hee:
http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/all-up.preview-550×351.jpg
If we don’t find out, I am done voting.
Yoshi Blue!
Naww, I think it will all come out now. In fact, were it not for this love triangle square thing, it would be disappeared already.
*wonders if Petraeus knew this all along… *
Kindle Fire!
*sad face*
*slides the rack*
I’m listening to the soldiers of the 3rd ACR on night practice on the range. These are deep rumbles, 155s or M1A1s, it ain’t just mortar practice.
They are up late working because of us.
MOM!!!1! Scott is having some kind of football as-seen-on-tv withdrawal again!!
Withdrawal? No. It could be gluten though.
I probably shouldn’t drink a lot tonight before eye surgery tomorrow, huh?
kidding.. I ain’t drinkin, I’m eatin like a boss before midnight.
*cataract fixin, tomorrow at 1:30 central. By product of the May retina thing, ain’t nearly the shit that was. I’m good.
Paula Broadwell has always looked psycho to me. Every single picture or interview.
Of course that usually means great sex, so there’s that.
Good luck, Dave.
Don’t fib, Dave; this is the last of the configurations for the x-ray-laser-tazer set up right?
Dave,
Cataract surgery is nothing. Been there, done that, got the lenses…
*emails Scott the recipe for Smoked Gluten with Gluten Sauce*
Use hand signals while you can. He’ll be able to tell how many fingers we’re holding up soon.
*emails Scott the recipe for rat poison*
Bed time.
this ain’t nothin compared to last May.
Also, I amped up and decided I can do the laser beams AND xray vision option.
Pre- Obamacare
Smart thinking.
With guns like those, will Paula Broadwell show up here next Monday?
Paula Broadwell has always looked psycho to me. Every single picture or interview.
Yes.
They’re showing a few pics of her on Great/FNC now and she doesn’t have that craaaazy look in her eye.
Chicks can turn that on and off as needed don’tcha know.
I had to move on this shit Scott, while I still have a healthcare plan.
Dave will be unstoppable! RUN!
I wish some of Bath House Barry’s boyz or goats, will show up somewhere with photos.
Care for a drink, Jay?
http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=2110
I had to move on this shit Scott, while I still have a healthcare plan.
^ This ^
I think I’m going to go in and have a total check up, bloodwork, skin things checked out and removed, inquiries into Drs. going off the grid and working for cash only.
Care for a drink, Jay?
Heh, that’s our dart team name, after that drink.
Eerie. Don’t let Dave know you read minds.
do it beasn… Jan 1 looms
Comment by geoff on November 13, 2012 9:55 pm
Paula Broadwell has always looked psycho to me. Of course that usually means great sex, so there’s that.
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Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed………….Ahem, or so I’ve heard.
CA is BONED, and they keep making it worse!
http://tinyurl.com/a29ja4n
Chicks can turn that on and off as needed don’tcha know.
stop looking at me like that……
it’s creepy….
aight.. times for eye drops and sleeps
I love you dorks.
I will deny this tomorrow.
I think Paula B could have played the female lead in Fatal Attraction.
I got one!! I did it!!
Broke the code. Paleo bread. Traditional white-bread stuffing.
The key is these sweet potatoes that have white flesh. They are not very sweet at all but they have the same low-glycemic profile as the orange kind. The ones I got, that are in season now, have a dark burgundy-purple skin and very pale white/yellow flesh. Makes an EXCELLENT pale, unsweet bread batter when whipped with eggs. Not sweet, but savory. Using lard for the fat gives the best flavor profile for a savory bread recipe.
Stuffing For Breakfast (paleo)
one large white-fleshed sweet potato, cooked and finely mashed
4 eggs
2 T olive oil
2 T lard, melted
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 c. water
3 T coconut flour
two pinches salt
1/4 tsp. Simon and Garfunkel (homemade poultry rub that tastes like Pepperidge farm stuffing) http://is.gd/jMvBiz
Whip all together and spread into a lard-smeared-and-coconut-floured small baking dish. Bake 350 for 15- 25 minutes, or until firm to the touch. Remove from oven and let cool ten minutes.
Cut into cubes, pile loosely back into the baking dish, and return to the oven, on the ‘warm’ setting.
While the bread cubes are drying out a little bit, dice or mince these things:
1/4 small onion
1/2 stalk celery
1/2 small carrot (grated)
Saute the minced veg with 1 teaspoon each lard and butter, until softened.
Add the bread cubes. Sprinkle evenly with another 1/4 teaspoon Simon & Garfunkel, or poultry bouillon. Toss. Add 1/2 cup hot chicken broth or hot water.
Turn heat up to high and toss periodically until almost all the water is gone.
Turn cubes back into baking dish, or into 6 muffin cups.
Sprinkle with 1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese.
Beat two eggs with 2 T. water and distribute over top.
Bake at 325 until set but still tender.
Feeds four for breakfast.
DELICIOUS. Half the pan is gone and it’s only 10 pm.
*gives wiser the @_@ look*
YAY CODE CRACKA LAURA!!!
*gives wiser the @_@ look*
cut. That. OUT!!
{{{{{{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}}}}}
seriously, that’s frickin’ creepy…
Wow you guys were prolific while I was snoozing.
I have sold all of my weapons except for what Mare wants and 1 rifle 1 pistol and 1 shotgun.
Sweet lazer-eye dreams, Dave.
I was sorry to read about your shut-out, Vman. I have overnight emailed those bitchez a pox for dissing you.
Tomorrow I will have more power than even you all can imagine.
I shall use this power for good.
…
Ok that was me totally lyin again. DAMN MY LIES.
Thank you so much sweet Cynnabuns!
Maybe Dave will have the @_@ power after tomorrow.
Cool!
Wait…
Fast & Furious, Benghazi. . . Oh, look! SEX SCANDAL!!
I don’t have to fast yet!
*eats a bottle of mustard*
I do have to go to work in the am. Dangit.
Thanks for the 411 on car shit Cyn. I shall xray you with manners.
..
fuck I just lied my ass off again..
Manners is the new euphemism. Whoa.
YES! yes! YES!
cyn ♥s mcpo
( ● )\/( ● )
Maybe Dave will have the @_@ power after tomorrow.
So a sex change then. Hmmm…what is the feminine form for the name Dave?
Tomorrow, I’m going to try to walk without tears rolling down my cheeks.
ummmm… anything you want to tell us, Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/bq8h7lj
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Davelene?
MCPO, just how bad did you cut your foot?
Tomorrow, I’m going to try to walk without tears rolling down my cheeks.
No fake indian anti-pollution commercial appearances for you!
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►:?:◄
No fake indian anti-pollution commercial appearances for you!
HA!
*toss crumpled pink flowered dress on the ground and shrugs*
Davinia.
I’m off to start reading Vince Flynn’s latest.
Good luck tomorrow, Dave – shoot a laser beam over this way to let the NE TX cabal know that you made it, m’kay?
VMan, you need anything, be sure and let us know.
‘Night, all – sweet dreams! ♥♥♥
http://tinyurl.com/atkzh5a
Would you like to play a game?
Well, in a detonation in Des Moines, the largest French device would destroy my workplace.
Use no less, please.
How many megatons is the largest?
That’s better than a meteor.
100, Tsar Bomba designed, they detonated a 50
（^人^）
Isn’t the meteor stronger than a nuke? A larger one, that is.
The one that killed Teo Leoni, and almost got Frodo, was a big one.
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻
Teo Leoni chose to go out by monster wave which I thought was kinda weird.
Good night sweet Hotsausages.
Obama has been summoned by his master:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/putin-obama-plans-visit-russia_663287.html
We will see just what it was that was going to happen that P4 would have been in the way of.
The FBI investigation was done, he was going to stay at DCI, but the day after the election, he was handed his walking papers…
SMOD!!!!!!
Well, he got his flexibility, so he’ll transmit in person.
Night Cyn.
Tsar Bomba:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxD44HO8dNQ
Awsome, Dude…
If you are writing a traitor novel, then you would have the president visit the nation that is going to attack you. Then, of course, the current senile vp would have to be relieved of duty for the speaker of the house who would start crying.
Night Cyn.
What’s the Russian equivalent of the Manchurian Candidate?
Черный ублюдок.
We shall find out tomorrow. Good night, cruel world!
Hah, nice!
The Tsar Obomba?
Night Jay.
Gotta a book to read, I too shall go slide into the rack.
Nighto.
UK vs Duke game … Duke won, UK’s freshmen will be VERY good by the end of the year.
CB, I usually don’t start paying close attention to NCAA basketball until Mid-January. No NHL has forced me into NCAA mode too early. I hope it doesn’t mess up my bracketology.
I can already give you two of the Final Four, Connie … Indiana, Louisville, I’ll have to wait for the season to stew a bit more before I can tell you who the other two will be.
Here’s a great paleolithic recipe for you:
Get a really old rock.
Eat it.
I’ll make a note of that! Early Easter will mess up my Vegas March Madness travel plans this year.
I can derp down the street, there’s no one there
Though the pavements are one huge crowd.
I can drive down the road, my eyes don’t see,
Though my mind wants to cry out loud.
MSM: Did Obama know about F&F, Solyndra, Benghazi, rendition, Petreaus, Corzine, or illegal donations?
Carney: No.
MSM: Ok! What a relief!
Welcome to Corruption 2.0™. This is going to be an interesting four years.
Even though conservatives seem to be a bit down, I’m 100% sure that Obama will fuck it up so bad that he’ll leave office with an approval rating in the 20s or 30s.
For proof, read this, and substitute Japanese with American:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Decade_(Japan)#History
Ouch.
Vodka in the puppeh bowl?
Fuck Winter.
http://i.imgur.com/z1fLa.gif
I may have put too much salt in the butter chicken.
This may or may not be code language I’m using to communicate with a nefarious third party.
Pup meets MJ.
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/11/xWXOy-TYNUSy-GHgUdLprg2.gif
PJM returns to H2
http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif
Crap, it’s Wednesday, isn’t it?
http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/179064f3uop.gif
That gif is the result of many decades of feminism.
Good morning.
Whose turn is it to tweeze the parasites off my hump?
*holds out needlenose pliers*
…anyone?
*hump deflates sadly*
*shudders
wakey wakey
*grabs needlenose pliers
But I thought the hump WAS a parasite?
You want me to pluck the stray hair too?
You know what … I’m not going to ask any more questions.
Yes, technically. And yes.
Thanks.
I can help with those parasites, wait here a sec
*looks for acetylene torch*
This is the fast way.
just throw them to the chickens when you’re done
*throws hair to chicken
*watches in amazement as the chicken grows a hump
I’m gonna double-bag this stuff and sent it to a hazmat site if that’s ok with you.
Good morning, cool kids.
Stand back Cyn, this is the part where the infectious stuff can get on you
*glances down at the chickens in curious awe, shock, and horror*
Yeah; thanks Dave.
If the morning continues in this fashion, Gabe will have no reason to visit us.
*recoils in horror as one of the chickens does “The Thing”*
Dave, that’s nothing. My favorite Buff just did the “aliens” thing, and something slithered off into the woods.
fuck
*gives Lauraw the stink eye
LOOK at what you’ve done.
It’s a NEW DIY POAT