Ok…Now What?

*sigh*

*cough*

I’m not used to losing.  Arguments.  Fights.  Debates.  Business.  Money.  Political battles.  Contests over biggest moobs.  I like to win and I’m pretty decent at it but on election night I lost BIG.  I know we all did.  And it sucks giant donkey dicks.

If you would have told me that Mia Love lost and that was all you told me, I would have known that it was a terrible night for our side.  Her losing probably made me more sad than any other contest besides the big daddy.  I have a complete and total crush on her and I think she’s outstanding.  The good news is that we have not heard the last of her, being that she is an older white male which is what we’re all about.

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Election night, in a haze of initially-celebratory-but-ultimately-pain-killing Jägermeister, I was despondent.  I didn’t obviously feel much better when I woke up the next morning.  Defeated.  Shaken.  Scared.  Sad.  Normally I wake up pissed off for no reason but I wasn’t even pissed off the next day.  Just numb.

In 2008, as a country we chose a 4-year experiment with socialism.  Of course the liberals don’t call it socialism because they’re pussies like that but it is what it is.  Whether you “hate niggers” or you’re in favor of “promoting white pride”, it’s the same side of the same fucking hate-coin.

And those two examples are as equally destructive to this country as socialism.  The problem is that the racist bullshit is universally derided as destructive to the country whereas socialism disguised as Democrat populism seems like a good idea to 51% of the country.  So we have another 4-year experiment with socialism.  New and improved with less restraint!

It’s hard to put into words the shame I feel for the national Republican party and the Romney campaign.  I like Rinse Pre-Bus because he’s a brawler but the majority of the GOP establishment needs to be taken out to pasture.  We own the morally and mathematically correct argument for God’s sake!  We cannot as a party make that case to voters?

The Democrats will take us to Greece on a flaming train full of of food stamps and free ironic birth control pills for ugly women like Sandra Flute (This one time…) and the left doesn’t even hide that fact any longer.  Life’s not what you thought it would be?  Awwww come here and let government make it all better.

I am ashamed of Republicans generally because fewer of us voted for Romney than voted for FUCKING JOHN MCCAIN AND HE FUCKING SUCKED as a candidate.  And Obama was a blank canvas in 2008.  This year he’s a canvas soon to be covered with the blood of Israelis, the little discretionary income the middle class has left, the carnage of yet another recession and grass stains from the fairway at Augusta.  And we lost to that.  Shameful.

I held out hope that conservative principles of freedom, liberty and free enterprise alone would prevail but I think it’s time to put those on the back burner for a bit.  Not forever forgo promoting those important principles but if we don’t start to win Presidential elections, principles mean as much as a pocket pussy at a wiserbud lemon party.

There is a relationship that conservatives share with libertarians and it’s time to consummate that relationship if we want to save this country.  Before election night I don’t think I would have agreed with the following things but we’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

It’s time to recalibrate and accept the fact that the approach Reagan used to beat Carter and Mondale doesn’t play any longer.  The party of Santa Claus (thanks Rush) is on the rise and we need to stop it.  The best that I can come up with at this point are the following remedies.

The Democrats are pussy-footing around these issues anyway so I think the GOP should just go balls-to-the-wall with them.  Whatever collateral damage and unintended consequences there are will be less than the wrecking ball of perpetual liberals in the White House.

(1)  LEGALIZE MARIJUANA  –  I don’t mean just for “medicinal purposes”, I mean for recreational use by anyone over 21.  Sell it wherever people buy hard liquor and tax the shit out of it.  This will accomplish three things.

(A)  It will save the country money by not imprisoning non-violent losers and it will get rid of some drug dealers and the associated crimes.  Yes there will still be drug dealers selling 8-balls and ground-up horse cock or whatever the kids are snorting these days but I don’t think they have the same customers for the most part.

*

(2)  It will raise tax revenue.

(D)  It will encourage a segment of the young Democrat constituency to either vote for the GOP or be so wasted that they’ll stay home and play video games and eat Cheetos rather than go out and vote.  I don’t smoke weed but I’m positive it’s better for Tushar than drinking half a bottle of Jägermeister which, by the way, is not pretty.

I don’t know if this would lead to stoned-driving deaths but let the MOBS (Mothers Opposed to Bong Smokers) organize and make a big deal about it.  And I’m sure that hitting the bong on a regular basis doesn’t cause any sort of cancer whatsoever but if it does, the Feds will splatter a skull and crossbones on every bong and New York will ban you from smoking it in your own apartment.  Welcome to our world where government totally sucks dude!

(2)  MAKE LEGAL IMMIGRATION SIMPLE.  Republicans should have done this 15 years ago.  If you want to come to this country and work so badly that you’ll risk your life to do it, you are my friend and I welcome you.  This country manages to license a shit load of pimply-faced 16-year-olds to drive 2-ton death machines every year.  I’m sure we can figure out how to license and monitor the same number of immigrants.

There needs to be a protocol of having a verifiable job, not breaking any laws for 5 years and reporting to an immigrant-worker office on a regular basis.  If you do that, pay income and social security taxes for those 5 years and pass a language and citizenship test, you’re a citizen.  I also like this idea because FUCK YOU UNIONS.

If immigrants want to serve in the military, they get the same deal but in 2 years rather than 5.  And it should be a federal law that you get no welfare at all during those 5 years.  Come and work or stay home.

(3)  GIVE $50,000 TO EVERY AFRICAN-AMERICAN OF VERIFIABLE SLAVE HERITAGE.  If 40% of the black population fits the bill it will cost maybe $800,000,000,000.  That’s a shit-load of money but we are paying twice that now every year for entitlements and welfare.  I know that all poor people aren’t African-American and that not all African-Americans are poor but fuck it.  The Democrat party is paying reparations surreptitiously anyway, the GOP needs to step up and atone for the original sin of our founders and give whining agitators like Spike Lee his 40 acres and a mule so he shuts the fuck up and we all move on.

In addition to proving heritage, the $50,000 would be contingent on completing a 1-week course on how to start your own business and you not being in prison.  If you’re in prison y0u’re already getting free shit for doing something bad to someone else so shut up.  This would hopefully empower African-Americans to take ownership of their own lives and become part of the American dream of working hard, building something you love and being prosperous because of your blood, sweat and tears.  Not because some asshole gives you a fucking shitty phone.  An entrepreneur is my brother regardless of color.

(4)  HEY SINGLE WOMEN:  If you will agree to pay for your own contraceptives and abortions, the Republicans will agree to beat the shit out of any Republican nominee for any office that even resembles Todd Akin.  I don’t even know what to say about this other than I agree with Ace’s thoughts a day or two ago on the topic which were spot on.

He’s pro-choice and I’m pro-life but on this we agree: talking about legitimate rape, the female body’s biological mechanisms for preventing pregnancy in the case of rape or that God intended you to carry your rapist’s baby is fucking ridiculous in the extreme.  You’re a politician running for state-wide office and you can’t think on your feet better than that?  What the fuck you idiots?  I’m pro-life and I find those comments offensive.  IDIOTS!!

Liberals pander to constituencies because Democrats thrive on the soft bigotry of low expectations.  If you’re young, a Latino, an African-American or a vagina single woman, the Democrat party pats you on the head like you’re a fucking retard.  Vote for Democrats and they’ll throw you some bone because they think you’re a mongrel that will be content with the bone they throw you.

Republicans have never been that way and I don’t think we need to be that way now but it’s time to accept the new reality.  We need to step up our game and show people who think the Democrat party is their only home that they need to re-consider.  Conservative, libertarian powers…ACTIVATE!

It’s one thing to preach to your choir.  It’s another and now more important thing to bring new people into your choir so that you can preach to them and I think that’s what we need to do.

I don’t think it’s a betrayal of conservative or libertarian principles to adopt any of those ideas in the Republican platform.  Doing so may be an affront to the traditional view of America that I know a lot of conservatives including me still hold dear but the world is changing.  We either change or become extinct.

Also, your mom stole $50 out of my wallet last night.  Whore.

285 Comments

  1. BILL FRIST!!

  2. Don’t have time to read this tonight, but I promise to do so in the morning.

    Here’s my comment from the last poat (it has NOTHING to do with the subject matter of this poat):

    You fellas do know that 50% of all fatal heart attacks occur in men whose cholesterol is below 200, right?

    (In women, it’s 33% less than 200; 33% between 200-240; 33% above 240)

    Doctors still can’t figure out why that is.

    I’m thinkin’ it’s ‘cuz that number don’t mean bupkus, but WTH do I know? I don’t have a medical degree, and I’m guessing that statistics class that I took didn’t teach me a damn thing……

    ‘Night all! Sweet dreams ♥♥♥

  3. I don’t agree with 3, the rest I accept.

    Ergo I must now form a splitter 4th party. Unless I figure out a way to prove slave blood.

  4. I want the married women to pay for their contraception too. If you’re whoring around, with your husband or otherwise, you should pay for your sins.

  5. Hahaha. Can we just start an nth party and call it a day?

  6. My total cholesterol is 222. HDL 98. Come at me, bro!

  7. Not bad, whore. Good to see you.

    Time for me to beat the chirren. Mmmmm’wah.

  8. We’ve been trying to get preggers for a couple of months. At this point I’m wondering if all my money spent on contraception was just a waste.

  9. OK, I took the time to read it instead of toddling off to bed. Great rant, Rosie!

    Now I’m off to bed -

  10. You’re not allowed to start bitching that you’re infertile until it’s been a year, Leon. I’ll throw some baby dust at your wife, I get knocked up if someone looks at me funny.

    Oh crap, I just realized I don’t know who knocked me up at the last meetup.

  11. Oh my God, it’s full of words.

    (nice post, homie)

  12. We used NFP for a year before we started getting deliberate, Alice. Herr Morgenholz told me NFP ensured we’d screw it up and be pregnant within a year. I believed him!

  13. TiFW,
    My Doc subscribes to a “National Cholesterol Education Program” that uses:
    Age:64,
    Gender: Male,
    Total Cholesterol: 180 ml/dl,
    HDL Cholesterol: 88 mg/dl,
    Smoker: Yes,
    Systolic BP: 114 mg/HG,
    On Meds for HBP: Yes,
    Risk Score: < 8%

    He says: "You're Golden"…

  14. Not bad, whore. Good to see you.

    Thanks for the review. What color pink daisy dress are you wearing to bed?

  15. Leon, the northeastern states screwed me too and I mean that several different ways.

  16. Andy,
    Did you see my comment from the old thread about Boston turn-out?

  17. We’ve been using NFP for I think four years and only screwed it up once (and to be honest, we weren’t being that careful when that happened).

  18. Oh my God, it’s full of words.

    Hahahahahaha.

    (nice post, homie)

    Thanks my off-shoring brother. I give your morning-after Ace post 1,000 SWHC shares.

  19. Oh crap, I just realized I don’t know who knocked me up at the last meetup.

    *places all chips on drunken Tushar*

  20. Leon, the northeastern states screwed me too and I mean that several different ways.

    I have never been jealous of a northeastern state before. It’s as weird a feeling as agreeing with DrewM.

  21. >> Did you see my comment from the old thread about Boston turn-out?

    No.

  22. (3)…. Is a bridge too far ass face. Do you know how many good men died in the f’ing Civil War to pay that debt? If the black dipshits don’t get it by now I don’t give a F***.

    Other than that you’re not a total asshole. On the other hand you are because I could have really used you around here the night of the 6th….the 24 hours of the 7th and up to right now….you’re a dick for staying away. This and that dick hole called AOS and a some other places I frequent (much like the tranny places you frequent) are the only places that provide the solace to get me through this bs.

  23. Great job Rosie!

    I cannot agree on abortion. I am not a fanatic, buat some point it is a living human being. When is debatable but killing a human is wrong.

    I get my first paycheck tomorrow!

  24. OK, I went back and looked at it.

    Imma do some research on that.

  25. The NE states went for the JEF, even STATEN ISLAND!
    Let them stew in it! Fuck them all. They are willing to sell their soul for a JEF photo-op. They deserve exactly what they got!

    I am NOT talking about the “W’s”, or, even Wiser here.
    NY, NJ, and their ilk, suck it up, butter-cup. You reap what you sow…

  26. Mia Love’s loss hurts me to the core.

  27. (3)…. Is a bridge too far ass face. Do you know how many good men died in the f’ing Civil War to pay that debt? If the black dipshits don’t get it by now I don’t give a F***.

    Other than that you’re not a total asshole. On the other hand you are because I could have really used you around here the night of the 6th….the 24 hours of the 7th and up to right now….you’re a dick for staying away. This and that dick hole called AOS and a some other places I frequent (much like the tranny places you frequent) are the only places that provide the solace to get me through this bs.

    I was busy filming bulldog porn and crying. Mostly crying.

    Number (3) is an idea like the others. I don’t know if it’s a good idea but it’s an idea.

    Obama is going to give everyone that will vote Democrat $50,000 or more over the next 4 years for there is a case to be made for just cutting to the chase.

  28. Cultures that practice infanticide don’t survive. I feel awful about the deaths, but the culture that’s killing its children cannot go on.

    We’re one generation into legal abortion at this point, and I don’t see the practice spreading beyond the current practitioners. There are plenty of pro-choice people who wouldn’t abort their own kids, and that population percentage will only grow. I don’t see any point to fighting Roe v. Wade anymore, demographics will eventually fix it.

  29. Andy,
    Thank you! Between Boston & Philly, it makes me VERY suspicious of Flori-DUH!
    I’m lookin’ at MASSIVE fraud here, but, it will never be reported, or corrected.
    The fall of the republic.
    So it goes…

  30. I know that $64,000 is spent on every “poor family.” I don’t give a shit. I’m sick of it.

    Allen West losing makes me cry, WTF? A patriot loses but a total ass, douche, dickhole, prick face, Jessie Jackson Jr. can win with 70% and he’s been absent for a year fighting his drug abuse, his bi-polar bs and buying shit for his whores. $40,000 Rolex for his most limber whore…no problem. I’m sick of these black assholes voting for their own cancer that we have to pay for.

  31. Chris
    Miami is the hold up. No one trusts Miami or anything in the 305 area code.

  32. Sleep time.

  33. Mare not only West lost
    .
    .
    But that insane stupid flagpole licker Alan Greyson won. WTF????

    I am out worky worky. I miss talking to Car in.

  34. Whoo, good thing our post racial president has talked me down from the ledge.

  35. I cannot agree on abortion. I am not a fanatic, buat some point it is a living human being. When is debatable but killing a human is wrong.

    Vmaximus, I am positive that you and I feel the exact same way on that topic. But you have to admit that what Akin and Mourdock said was idiotic. Especially Akin.

    It wasn’t about protecting the lives of the unborn which I’m 100% for. It was weird shit that even most pro-life people don’t agree with.

  36. Anyone who voted for Greyson, needs a red hot poker up their ass. Also, IF I ever meet anyone who voted for him I will cold cock them and then call an exceptional lawyer I know (always go for the throat, they can’t scream while they are writhing on the floor).

  37. I don’t see any point to fighting Roe v. Wade anymore, demographics will eventually fix it.

    And so will technology.

  38. My husband met and spoke quite a long time with Allen West and told him, “My wife loves you, and said I was supposed to give you a kiss from her!”

    Yes, my husband is an ass for actually saying what I said to him as he was walking out the door, but Allen West with good graces said, “She loves you, she respects my politics.”

    Shit, I love him even more. And wish we’d given him even more.

  39. Anyone who voted for Greyson, needs a red hot poker up their ass. Also, IF I ever meet anyone who voted for him I will cold cock them and then call an exceptional lawyer I know (always go for the throat, they can’t scream while they are writhing on the floor).

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Mare, you have been infected by the H2 vulgarian bug.

    Your first comment here was something like the following:

    “Oh goodness gracious you people are fun and make good points regarding the political news of the day.

    Darn, I can’t wait to hang out here and talk stuff with you misanthropes! Heck yeah!”

    That’s almost an exact quote.

  40. FU DOUCHE!!!!

  41. I’m a Hostage for the politics, that’s what brought me here in the first place. The rest is gravy…SHUT YOUR WHORISH MOUTHS.

  42. Mourdock was inartfully correct. (In my opinion) Akin on the other hand was on LSD.

    I should say more but I will not.

    How many Indians Rosie? Give Floyd and Hank a kiss for me.

  43. Sorry, with the electronic voting machines I still suspect massive fraud. Dead votes, triple votes, disappeared votes, absentee votes counted in Spain by an Obama supporter. Not hard to do with no paper trail and early voting. Chavez pulled a million votes out of his ass to win, when his opponent was up, why not his son?
    If MO kicked Barky’s ass to the tune of 18 points, you can’t tell me we were one of a few. The whole thing was too weird.

  44. Candy corn is high in fiber,right?

  45. “That’s almost an exact quote.”

    What kind of complete asshole was I?

    COCK!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. No to the dope. No to the donkey and mule.

    Yes to making stupid appearances with nasty hags on the View, and your base via radio, national/local. Why not talk to Michael Savage – his audience is unique and large.

  47. I don’t know the difference between rape-rape and fun rape and sport rape, and almost rape and raping rape and my cat just caught a baby mole and I’m sad it’s dying but STFU.

  48. Mourdock was inartfully correct. (In my opinion)

    I agree with that.

    Akin on the other hand was on LSD.

    I also agree with that with extreme prejudice. See? I knew we were simpatico.

    How many Indians Rosie? Give Floyd and Hank a kiss for me.

    I am currently 8.227 Indians. I gave Floyd and kiss from you and he farted. Just so you know.

    Henry is drunk on Advil because he’s getting some molars.

  49. I don’t know the difference between rape-rape and fun rape and sport rape, and almost rape and raping rape and my cat just caught a baby mole and I’m sad it’s dying but STFU.

    If I was a total douche I would offer to show you the difference but I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

    And you forgot about “clown rape” whatever that is.

  50. I am currently, 6.7 Indians, but one of them is Elizabeth Warren so I’m only about 3 Indians.

    Hold on….I’m cracking open another bottle.

  51. I don’t know the difference between rape-rape and fun rape and sport rape, and almost rape and raping rape

    Mare, do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob?

    No?

    Let me buy you lunch and I’ll show you.

  52. I am currently, 6.7 Indians, but one of them is Elizabeth Warren so I’m only about 3 Indians.

    Hahahahahaha.

    MOM!! TUBBY MADE A FUNNY!!

  53. Rosetta if you show me anything it will be this:

    or this:

    http://tinyurl.com/bgef6c3

    (this sooooooo reminded me of you)

  54. Mare! Dinner!

    http://tinyurl.com/b28cwue

  55. I do not owe blacks one red cent, no anymore special treatment. They have already received all the special treatment they had coming and then some. So there. *Stomps foot.*

  56. The people who said that Akin’s idiocy wouldn’t affect anything can eat a bag of dicks, as far as I’m concerned. That came back to bite us in the ass more than anything.

  57. L to R:

    Life, Mare

    http://tinyurl.com/bz4924t

  58. Hey, ass face, we’re identical twins so when you make a fat joke, it’s really on you.

    Left, you….right, me

    http://tinyurl.com/3cafnb

  59. Yes, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have been holding back people of color for centuries.

    And yet, their mixing of tastes is delicious.

  60. Remember when I said Christie was an ass for kissing Obama’s dick? And remember when Carin said he didn’t need to do that? And remember when I said I think Christie is a whore and needs to be bitch slapped, and remember…..what…I can’t remember what I was talking about….

  61. The people who said that Akin’s idiocy wouldn’t affect anything can eat a bag of dicks, as far as I’m concerned. That came back to bite us in the ass more than anything.

    I could not agree more. And I’ll just go ahead and throw this out there. He looks like someone that shouldn’t be talking about anything involving sex because he looks likes someone who doesn’t have sex with traditional people or things.

    http://tinyurl.com/app5kpv

  62. Xbrad, do you know the difference between a kick to the wiener and a kick to the patella?

  63. Left, you….right, me

    http://tinyurl.com/3cafnb

    That blue unitard makes you look fat.

    *takes drink of cocktail*

  64. Honestly, I didn’t think Christie’s comments and blow job on Obama would mean anything ( other than prove Christie is a whore) and yet, the exit polls said a majority of people thought Obama’s handling of Sandy affected their vote.

    Christie this is for you…

  65. This video of Chris Christie getting schooled for his bullshit is hilarious.

    http://tinyurl.com/atgbgvs

  66. This video of Christie getting schooled for his bullshit is hilarious:

  67. I bet Mare has never seen this.

    http://tinyurl.com/b3ntxbx

  68. Huh, guess who doesn’t have anymore alcohol left?

  69. Shut your fat face, DICK!

  70. Rosetta, your mom begged me to send this to you:

  71. Hahaha.

  72. Mare, when you’re done with that bucket of chicken please watch this. I’m semi-obsessed with these weirdos and I would like your input.

    http://tinyurl.com/bbwahl7

  73. Good night, good people…and Rosetta…I’ll miss you most of all….ASS!

  74. “Mare, when you’re done with that bucket of chicken please watch this. I’m semi-obsessed with these weirdos and I would like your input.

    Hey DICK, I prefer a blue and white theme.

  75. G’night, Mare!

  76. Mare, don’t make me kick you in the weiner.

  77. Now what should we talk about?

  78. Don’t blame me, I voted for Roseanne Barr.

    THERE ARE SQUIRRELS EVERYWHERE

  79. Albuquerque passed another minimum wage bill. I hate having to explain simple math to people.

  80. principles mean as much as a pocket pussy at a wiserbud lemon party.

    I fear you speak from experience.

  81. Math, as we found out the other night, is for losers.

  82. I fear you speak from experience.

    Your fear is displaced. However I do subscribe to Hotspur’s newsletter.

  83. Is it wrong to laugh at people that are losing their jobs due to Obamacare and sequestration? (Only if they didn’t vote or voted TFG)

  84. Math is fucking racist,

    I knew there was a reason I didn’t like it.

    2 + 2 = YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

  85. However I do subscribe to Hotspur’s newsletter

    That is illegal across state lines.

  86. I left a comment like this on someone’s facedouche post about Obots losing their jobs:

    The next time there’s a Republican president and they make the inevitable Hitler comparisons, I’ma say, “Hey, I’m not the one who thought Weimar Republic 2: Electric Boogaloo was a great idea.”

  87. That is illegal across state lines.

    I’m pretty sure that is illegal in San Francisco.

  88. Electric Boogaloo is rayciss.

  89. Is it wrong to laugh at people that are losing their jobs due to Obamacare and sequestration?

    Not in a blue state. I anticipate long spells of laughter in Clownifornia.

  90. I had no plans to watch the Super Bowl Halftime performance but Beyonce’s “Take that Mitches” guaranteed I wouldn’t be watching.

  91. I’m pretty sure that is illegal in San Francisco.

    Illegal… But fabulous.

  92. GO, you get to laugh at the Boeing people.

  93. I anticipate long spells of laughter in Clownifornia.

  94. I also get to laugh at the increasing numbers of Hollywood people who can’t find work here because Hollywood producers shoot more and more outside of LA… Because of money. You know, that thing that no one will really miss if gubmint only takes a little more.

    No business is more penny-pinching than Hollywood and advertising, and they will go wherever local authorities give them government financial incentives. Whores, nothing more.

  95. GO, I live in NM. There isn’t a day that goes by that a movie/TV show isn’t filming here.

  96. I know a guy who works in the movies as an electrician. Make that worked, past tense, because of that very thing, Eric. But he was convinced that if Romney won, it would be awful because he would “destroy the unions.”

  97. Well, Obama will preserve the unions, that’s for certain.

    Since there is no work he’ll preserve them in formaldehyde.

  98. I wonder if the catholic Bishops will have the cojones to shut down the hospitals, schools, and charities if they lose the HHS Mandate lawsuits?

  99. Catholic bishops? Who knows. They spent decades sleeping with liberals to get taxpayer money for social programs. At this point one could say “the lady doth protest too much.”

  100. Our Archbishop is all about sanctuary cities, DLs for illegals, and the death penalty being overturned. I can see him being BOHICA about this.

  101. President Obama reveals second term agenda- MSNBC exclusive:

  102. One of these mornings the derp is gonna break
    But up until then, yeah, I’m gonna take all I can take

  103. These are interesting ideas. I er-spesh-a-lee like #2. I’ll have that with fries and a coke.

    Andy by coke, I mean meth.

  104. All we have to do is ask Obama how he feels about killing people.

    BAM – Democrat war on people.

    Vote Republican, we wont kill you.

  105. I can’t believe the war on women worked.

  106. Keep meth safe(r) and legal. We’re ignoring a giant source of revenue in recreational drugs. We could be the industrial powerhouse of this shit. Jobs everywhere.

  107. Vote Republican, we wont kill you.

    Nixon was the anti-war candidate. We could get that demographic if we tried.

  108. Quiet morning.

  109. * reaches for Car in’s file *

  110. This should be noted in her quarterly performance review.

  111. Probably going to lose her bonus.

  112. Last time I got a bonus, Bush was president. I’m sure it’s his fault that I haven’t had one since then.

  113. >> Vote Republican, we wont kill you.

    I don’t know. I sorta like “Vote Republican or else we’ll kill you”

  114. Wakey wakey.

    I had laundry and cleaning this morning. Plus, I had to read that ^^^ up there.

  115. You know … Michigan Republicans are fired up because all the union bullshit we had on our ballots. Many stupid add/union rewarding constitutional amendments. anyhoo – our Gov had said he’d let “right to work” wallow if the unions worked with him.

    They lied, and pulled that shit.

    It’s both cannons – and they’re fired up to make it so- MICHIGAN IS GOING TO GO RIGHT TO WORK.

    OMG, this would be so awesome.

  116. Good morning, cool kids.

  117. Is Obama still President? I woke up thinking that was a horrible dream.

  118. *looks around for cool kids

  119. >> It’s one thing to preach to your choir. It’s another and now more important thing to bring new people into your choir so that you can preach to them and I think that’s what we need to do.

    This, times eleventy !!11!1!

    We can’t win sitting inside our bubble telling each other how great our dicks taste. And we can’t win by yelling FUCKTARD at people who disagree with us, or don’t care about anything. We have to man up and make the case (and Rosetta is right, the current crop of Republitard leaders can’t do the job).

  120. „ And we can’t win by yelling FUCKTARD at people who disagree with us,„

    I would like to test this theory.

  121. I may get salty about my dislike for Obama here – but IRL I always rely on fact, figures, etc. THey usually resort to “Bush … Clinton deficit … … bla bla bla” … Huffington Poo talking points.

  122. Of course we need to bring in new people, but how? Become more liberal? What? Our national convention was more diverse (speaker wise) than the democrats.

  123. One thing, though, is that when a lib says something extremely stupid, we may broadcast it, but then our “reasonable” folk tell us to calm down, this is an outlier … not representative … bla bla bla.

    And it disappears.

    how the FUCK did this election become about what Akin said? And not about what Elizabeth Warren said?

    The answer to THAT is a major reason we lost.

  124. Mare – we need to shit-can the belt-way pundits, who endorse and/or tell us who we should support.

    Remember – Ann Coulter LOVED LOVED LOVED Romney. that was her guy.

  125. This may help, if his name wasn’t Bush I’d like him more.

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20121109/DA2E8UH83.html

  126. The Hammer can stay, though:

    “Republicans lost the election not because they advanced a bad argument but because they advanced a good argument not well enough. Although Romney ran a solid campaign, he is by nature a Northeastern moderate. He sincerely adopted the new conservatism but still spoke it as a second language.

    More Ford ’76 than Reagan ’80, Romney is a transitional figure, both generationally and ideologically. Behind him, the party has an extraordinarily strong bench. In Congress — Paul Ryan, Marco Rubio, Kelly Ayotte, (the incoming) Ted Cruz, and others. And the governors — Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, Nikki Haley, plus former governor Jeb Bush and the soon-retiring Mitch Daniels. (Chris Christie is currently in rehab.)

    They were all either a little too young or just not personally prepared to run in 2012. No longer. There may not be a Reagan among them, but this generation of rising leaders is philosophically rooted and politically fluent in the new constitutional conservatism.”

  127. “Mare – we need to shit-can the belt-way pundits, who endorse and/or tell us who we should support.”

    You’re singing to the choir. Strange though, Romney really grew on me, I thought he’d make a great President. He was my LAST choice.

    When I say I don’t watch TV news shows or political shows, I don’t. Other than reading them linked on Drudge I don’t know who is who. I NEVER saw Karl Rove this election cycle because I don’t watch FOX or whatever and his outlasted his usefulness. My point, these guys don’t influence me (us) how did they get the power to influence the RNC?

  128. MICHIGAN IS GOING TO GO RIGHT TO WORK.

    If this happens, I will never move away. This will be my home for life. This is what takes talented young people out of this state, to work for companies that don’t want their every action to face approval by the mafia.

  129. I didn’t say become more liberal. I said advance a better argument, in a better way. John Boehner ain’t gonna do that.

    Also, the next Republican idiot that says “legitimate rape” needs to be shot in the face with a bazooka loaded with hammers and porcupines. We could have beaten Claire with a rabid dog.

  130. Mare, how about by targeting the establishment RINOs? Clearly a lot of people see them as no different than the democrats. They certainly don’t see a whole lot of fight in them to oppose the corruption and shit sandwiches Obama has been inflicting on everybody. I’m not going to say they are ‘scared’, I’m going with spinelss.
    People think the fix is in so why bother?

    The conservative message is a winning message.

  131. “…John Boehner ain’t gonna do that.
    Also, the next Republican idiot that says “legitimate rape” needs to be shot in the face with a bazooka”

    Yes to both of those.

  132. From a comment at gaypatriot –

    You cannot rationally appeal to bigots. Romney was aware from his previous campaigns that the Obama Party appeals to bigots like you who just need pretexts to cover up their bigotry. You want free stuff at other people’s expense, but you don’t want to have to admit it. Romney confronted you on it; Obama rationalized you doing it and said it was right for you to demand Obamaphones and work-free welfare at the expense of others.

    It was a gamble, and he lost. Bigots outnumber the rational. Looters and moochers outnumber the producers. Grasshoppers outnumber the ants.

    So the solution is simple. Conservatives need to hasten the arrival of winter, and then lock their doors.

  133. No to Jeb, no to Christie, but the rest of that is spot on. Rubio is my pick for next time. Out in front, not as the VP.

  134. That Pawlenty deal at Ace’s was great. I think they should actually do political ad just like that.

  135. *hands mare a dozen roses and a box full of diamond earrings*

    Here, pick a couple pair you really like.

    *smooches her on the cheek, jumps up and turns around, runs into the door jamb*

  136. When I say I don’t watch TV news shows or political shows, I don’t. Other than reading them linked on Drudge I don’t know who is who. I NEVER saw Karl Rove this election cycle because I don’t watch FOX or whatever and his outlasted his usefulness. My point, these guys don’t influence me (us) how did they get the power to influence the RNC?

    They don’t influence us, but they do influence people. They influence each other.

  137. I agree, beasn. All the taxes and all the cuts we can pass should happen now, with plenty of photo ops for the president to sign the first budget in 4 years.

  138. Plus – let’s not forget, a LOT of these folks know each other personally. They socialize with them. The RNC people and the pundits.

    THAT is how it all happens.

  139. Jeb Bush or Chris Christie…never.

  140. I wouldn’t even say ‘spineless’, I’m going with complicit. You can’t man up and do your Constitutional duty, then you are a fraud and a crook and minus the balls to deserve being where you are.

    The democrats are openly criminal and you can’t even get your ugly mugs in front of every camera like those trolls Pelosi and Reid did every time Bush took a breath.

  141. How does a complete moron like Chris Matthews keep his job?

  142. So the solution is simple. Conservatives need to hasten the arrival of winter, and then lock their doors.

    Yes. this.

  143. Wait, how does a complete moron like, Pelosi, Reid, Jess Jackson Jr, the weird “Guam will tip over” guy, almost any democrat politician keep their job? The dems have a low bar, really low. Like xbrad’s bar for sleeping with someone.

  144. Anyone know anything about this:

    http://www.blacklistednews.com/DHS_graduates_first_Corps_of_Obama%E2%80%99s_Brown_Shirts_%E2%80%93_Homeland_Youth_/22076/0/0/0/Y/M.html

    talk me off the ledge before I freak out.

  145. I will say, having H2, Ace’s and what not has helped immeasurably getting through this debacle.

  146. How does a complete moron like Chris Matthews keep his job?

    More importantly, how does someone get his job. I’m willing to do it — better — for half his salary.

  147. Carin, now I’m on the ledge too.

  148. * checks mailbox for Obama armband *

  149. Might be time to read The Black Arrow again.

  150. Meh. 2500 armored vehicles couldn’t take and hold Philadelphia.

  151. Car in, that is old news. I remember when it was initially reported…wasn’t sure what their training was ..was it more ‘community organizer’….can’t remember.

    Oh, but they do get paid. JOBS!

  152. NYC has close to 9000 police cars.

  153. I wonder if these newly minted FEMA ‘youts’ are helping out in the northeast or if they’re getting paid to sit on their asses playing video games.

  154. pocket pussy at a wiserbud lemon party

    :)

  155. We’ll probably never see this youths doing shit.

  156. Oh yeah, during a disaster I certainly want some kid coming in and bossing my shit around.

    Oso can back me up on the attitudes of ‘very young’ management teams.

  157. Can’t wait for teh boobies, it’s been that kind of week. Just want to drown my sorrow in some 36DD’s…

  158. Just want to drown my sorrow in some 36DD’s…

    I do that a lot. It helps.

  159. Communist Party USA – We Won!!

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/11/communist-party-usa-celebrates-obamas-victory-we-won/

  160. Good job, Ben (on amnesty):

    “We lost an election on Tuesday by a little more than 2 million votes. We weren’t blown out. We don’t need to capitulate on everything. What did the Democrats do after they lost to Bush in 2004? Remember when they helped him push through social security reform? Me neither.”

  161. I sent their page to my dad and asked him to donate.

  162. I’m so glad these scum companies waited until after the election to do lay offs. Thoughtful..FU:

    http://twitchy.com/2012/11/08/layoff-bomb-detonates-large-corporations-join-small-businesses-in-announcing-mass-cuts/

  163. In their defense, Mare, most didn’t want to lay off folks. And if Obama had lost, they’d still have their jobs.

    Really, they sacrificed THEIR jobs so Obama could keep his.

  164. Our accountant is depressing me. Maybe I’ll just fire him instead of letting contractors go.

    Which one of you has an anchor tattoo?

    http://imgur.com/nMml8

  165. That’s what my husband said, Carin.

  166. @Car in – they did so because now they can sit on years of unemployment benefits and food stamps and free health care. Fuck them.

  167. Actually, didn’t the management of said companies just withhold information from their employees, so it didn’t affect their decision for president? It was gonna happen either way, so their jobs were already gone. It was just the timing of the notification.

  168. Also, I wonder if any of those companies will get an Obamacare waiver?

  169. Yea, that gravy train they’re expecting ain’t gonna be so hot.

  170. I think we should bring back, full force, shaming those on welfare for more than a short period of time.

  171. I think we should eliminate welfare.

  172. One of my friends started a home business just before the economy crapped the bed. Since then, he works off the grid. Laying tile, yard work, remodeling bathrooms, etc. I know more and more people that have joined the underground economy. It’s not just for illegals anymore.

  173. We tried to eliminate it, we drug Clinton screaming and clawing to it, much to HIS benefit.

    Then they keep bringing it back. Santa and his big red sleigh.

  174. Good morning acid-base douche bucks.

  175. Good morning, MJ.

  176. Can I treat paypal payments as cash payments?

  177. I’m fine for short-term welfare.

    SHORT TERM.

    But of the government cheese, wait in line for everything variety.

  178. Allen West is 300 votes ahead after the recount.

  179. Oso, your friend is smart. Regulations for small businesses are killer. What do you think your friend makes in a year? Guesstimate?

  180. Allen West is 300 votes ahead after the recount.

    But they haven’t yet checked the trunks of the democrat poll workers cars.

  181. scott, I sold a few things and the people marked it as ‘gift’ to not have to be charged that fee – savings to savings. It leaves a trail though.

  182. I’m proud of him for not giving into the corrupt system. We know it happens, we can’t turn a blind eye, we’ve got to fight this corruption. I know the dems will just get smarter about it, but at least make them work for it.

  183. Allen West is 300 votes ahead after the recount.

    Nice. How many more rounds of this will we have?

  184. So Clinton is stepping down – so she can run in 2016 for sure, I bet.

    We’re fucked. We can’t beat that bitch.

  185. Not sure. I know he makes more than he did managing a local screen printing shop. Just bought a new home. He is remodeling his old home in his spare time.

  186. You think she can be Obama?

  187. oso, a relative is in construction and most work through his company dried up about 3 years ago. Thanks Obama!
    So he does what your friend does. Plenty of business, keeps food on the table. Not sure if it brings in as much as he was earning.

    Insurance is through his wife’s employer.

  188. beat

  189. Hillary has no chance in 2016. By then, Obama will have so fubared the economy …

    We need a black guy and a woman to be on our ticket.

  190. “We can’t beat that bitch.”

    I was thinking with Rubio we could beat Cuomo (Mr. competent in a crisis), but after all the women’s bs and realizing women are stupid, a woman running would win because she has a vagina.

  191. Plus, she’ll be 69 by then.

    I imagine she’s leaving to attempt to distance herself from Obama. But it’s not going to work, because old BIll pulled Obummer over the finish line.

  192. beat

    hahahaha….How long have you been doing that?

  193. Heh, 69.

  194. I’m not sure Hillary has a vagina now.

    ewww

  195. This place has totally ruined me.

  196. What would Hillary run on? More Obama?
    There are plenty of idiots who would vote for her because she presents as ‘female’. I went over to pumapac, you know , the Hillary loving hags, who despise Obama…and the curator of the site boasted of her vote for Fauxcahontas, while ripping Obama. o_O Even one of her flying monkeys questioned her – how can you vote in a fraud, who will aid and abet Barky?

    They are that f*cking stupid.

  197. Hillary is a horrible speaker. She has no chance.

    None. Especially after all that’s happened.

  198. Maybe she will adopt obama’s teleprompter?

  199. She can’t even read a teleprompter. Remember her horrible speeches in 08?

  200. We said Obama had no chance, too. Had evidence to back it up.

    And look what happened.

  201. Well, by 2016, Soros should be dead. Hopefully his sons will fight over the fortune and blow it on crack.

  202. Obama will be king by then.

  203. Gross. Soros has a ‘philanthropist’ son born in ’85.

    ……..the founder and director of the Bard Graduate Center (BGC) for studies in the Decorative Arts, Design History, and Material Culture affiliated with Bard College.

    He graduated from New York University in 2009. In 2010, while pursuing a doctorate at the University of California, he became the foremost student political donor in the election cycle of 2010.[2]…..

  204. Vote for Hillary’s vagina in 2016!!!!

  205. Nothing is off the table for democrats, be realistic about that. ANYONE could be voted in as President (on their side).

    Biden is a CERTIFIABLE idiot and he’s our Vice President.

    The list is a long one of those who have no business governing anyone even their own families. It’s pathetic, and sad and ridiculous but the REALITY is…..the dems will vote for anyone.

  206. Veto Hillary’e vagina in 2016!!!!

  207. Tevo Hillary’e vagina in 2016!!!!

  208. Rubio should run as a democrat.

  209. *smacks Hotspur*

    Good God, man, snap out of it. Hillary doesn’t have one of those.

  210. Well, by 2016, Soros should be dead.

    Maybe. If anyone can afford to alpha-test radical life extension, though, it’s that guy.

  211. We should check with Huma on any Hillary’s Vagina inquiries.

  212. I really don’t want to go back to work this weekend. I think I will become a slacker, to get fired, and get my 99 weeks of free moneys. I’m full time, so it should be a piece of cake. I’ll just go tourettes on the welfare whores.

  213. The Vagina Inquiries.

    Coming to theaters in 2016..

  214. Maybe Soros’ artsy fartsy son can buy himself a senate seat. Free crack for all!!

  215. *goes over to hillbuzz to see if anyone needs hugs and a bandage for wrists*

  216. I think the Dems have high hopes for the jodido in San Antonio. Another guy on the down low with a commie for a mom.

  217. Who are you talking about, oso?

  218. Rubio should run as a democrat.

    Brilliant.

    Really.

  219. Oso, that guy’s mom is a horrible bitch, just awful.

  220. New Jersey is running out of booze!

  221. Mayor of San Antonio. Had a keynote at the DNC that had the D-rats squeeeing.

  222. FEMA should have been staging booze before the storm hit.

  223. I still don’t get how Cuomo isn’t getting blamed for the horrible handling of Sandy.

  224. Vote for Hillary’s vagina in 2016!!!!

    You can’t see the vagina until you pass the vagina.

  225. Amnesty will not, in any way, help Republicans. Why is this hard to understand?

  226. You know what the best cure to illegal immigration is? A slow economy or recession. It’s worked out well for Obama so far, he’s reduced the rate.

  227. AZ sent most of their illegals to NM and CO by no longer offering them the free stuff. We had to hire more teachers to handle the influx of students.

  228. >> In their defense, Mare, most didn’t want to lay off folks. And if Obama had lost, they’d still have their jobs.

    I’ll give the non-defense companies a pass on this, I’d have waited until after the elections too.

    But for the defense contractors who knew who they’d have to lay off as a result of sequestration (and they knew, because by law they had to submit their plan to the government in Sept), several larges violated the WARN Act, which requires them to notify employees if they were in this layoff plan prior to the elections. The Labor Dept. (at Obama’s direction) told all defense contractors if they would wait until after the elections to announce, and if there were civil or criminal actions brought to bear, the government would pay the costs of defending these actions.

    THAT was fucking bullshit.

  229. Why is this hard to understand?

    It’s not. GOP establishment are not stupid. That is why they reject, ignore, and redistrict new blood – conservatives, Tea Party – out of existence. It threatens their status quo and cocktails at Pelosi’s.

  230. THAT was fucking bullshit………….

    yes, it was and will disappear because WHO will do anything about it?
    Banana Republic, yes we are.

  231. Yes, Dave, why there wasn’t more of a dust up about that I’ll never understand. As usual just a few conservatives were crying foul. I know Ace had a post on it. Minimum sidebar.

  232. Get ready for a wave of drug addicts fleeing OK.

  233. Why am I going into spam all the time now?

  234. It was more than just a carrot on a stick. The DoL can get all up in your ladybusiness when you are performing govt. work, any time they want to. The tacit threat was part of the deal.

  235. Oh, man… For you fans of NepLex, his kids have posted on the mothership some remembrances of him.

    Bring a hanky.

  236. I just freed another one, Mare.

    WerdPuss may not like your new name…??

  237. They liked it enough for the last two days….stupid WP!

  238. We’ve got Emergency Kitten and Emergency Puppy.

    Where’s Emergency Bewbs?

  239. I emailed MJ to see if he’s doing them.

  240. >> I emailed MJ to see if he’s doing them.

    You should be careful how you phrase that.

  241. Gross.

  242. several larges violated the WARN Act

    We were informed that we were going to comply with the direction from the White House shortly after LM did. I expect another 5-10 people to be leaving in January. Not sure how many will be leaving under their own advisement.

  243. So…. is Colin Powell gonna take another stab at being SecState?

  244. You should be careful how you phrase that.

    This time, that’s exactly how I meant it!

  245. I emailed MJ to see if he’s doing them.

    Perhaps the boobs have been sequestered?

  246. XBrad, if he does, can we stop calling him a republican?

  247. Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/a7yzxmj

  248. Boob sequestration being in effect likely means that we’ll have Cs to look at today.

  249. I’m gathering stuff for a BBF, just in case.

  250. They should have had Scott ship it.

  251. Leon, I’ve said many times just how much I dislike Powell.

    I don’t think he was an affirmative action hire to 4-stars, but he was a very political general, as opposed to being a warrior. Which, ironically, as a junior officer and field grade officer, he had a very enviable reputation.

  252. Perhaps we could call Hotspur and see if he’s available to put together a BBF?

  253. no

  254. Want to take some time to think about that?

  255. … no

  256. *giggles!

  257. Not sure how many will be leaving under their own advisement.

    Husband’s company informed their employees aged 60 and over the option of going part time with limited benefits or being let go, minimal to no severance.
    Thus my hesitation to rid myself of my job. Though, in my case, rumor has it ALL full timers will be disappeared within 3 years.

  258. :(

  259. Hotspur, I tried.

  260. ( O ) ( O )

  261. Here’s something to keep you guys satisfied until MJ gets his ass in gear:

    You’re welcome..

  262. and failed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOBepebPtw0

  263. More:

    hubba hubba.

  264. Ouch.

  265. There once was a girl from Nantizes,
    Whose tits were two different sizes.
    One was so small
    It was hardly at all.
    The other so big it won prizes.

  266. ( O ) (o)

  267. I do that a lot. It helps.

  268. Scott-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  269. I’ve got to go to the store and I really don’t wanna.

  270. My wife bought this yesterday:

    Going to watch it tonight and fantasize about a Sarah win in 2016. And Nazis on the moon.

  271. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27968742.jpg

    Hey man, it wasn’t what I was looking for, I’ve just learned to appreciate what I have.

  272. Cyn BBF? I think that’s a splendid idea. I’ve been stuck in traffic all day. Started at 4am. Booooooo!

  273. I’m just about done with one, MJ.

  274. I may have to give the Karen Gilian years of Dr. Who a chance…

    http://tinyurl.com/byamfvj

  275. Tell me she wears that outfit on a regular basis, and I’m right there with you.

  276. This won’t end well…

    http://tinyurl.com/b6g6a9j

  277. Mare! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r8NVlYCwqIc#t=51s

    HAHAHA…scott, I was going to link that for you, yesterday, but got sidetracked.

  278. Bewbs.

  279. Good day, clock watchers.

  280. Oh sweaty Lord. Want a laugh? Listen to Ed Morrissey’s show on ustream now, talking to Hugh Hewitt’s producer Duane. A spectacle of titanic cluelessness. It’s our “messaging.”

    I thought Romney was the perfect messaging vehicle. Hewitt and Duane told me so.

    LOL worthy stuff.

  281. General Touchsquaw likem some Cherokee purse, white man.

  282. […] of the desire to point fingers and lay blame, I have to confess the one that surprised me was the one offered by my brother from a different mother and father, […]


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