Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday. The tyrannical horror show of TFG the SCOAMF continues apace, so I know you’re at least somewhat disheartened. The dollars you hold got smaller yesterday because “shut up, it’s a free lunch” per aspie douchebag economists like Paul Krugman, Tyler Cowen (WTF, T?), and Ben “Weimar” Bernanke. WWWIII is getting warmed up right on top of oil we should have claimed decades ago by right of sanity, and right next to an ally that TFG dislikes because he hates the Joooos without Ds after their names.
In the face of all this — all this — Monday has come again, glowing and pregnant with the promise of renewal. Monday says to odds like this “fuck you, I’ve got a mug full of coffee and a second-day hangover and I’ll be damned if I’ll let TFG bring me down”. Monday un-ironically quotes the Merovingian and says “I have survived your predecessors, and I will survive you.”
Be like Monday, no matter what, just keep coming. Never quit.
To start off, some guest submissions from XBrad of Bring the Heat, Bring the Stupid fame. If you think they’re trannies, take it up with him.
And now a few from my personal archives. These get captions. I call this one “my balls”.
This one is “facing the day”.
This one I just call “homina”.
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