1) Wherein I finally find the explanation for how I was able to get laid in college
awwww, yeah.. who wouldn’t want some o’ this, amirite ladies?
2) Pupster is already planning his Halloween costume. And damn, he is taking it seriously!
3) Did you know that if you took all the McBain clips from the Simpsons and put them together, they actually have a storyline?
Today in History:
1501 – Michelangelo begins work on his statue of David.
1541 – After three years of exile, John Calvin returns to Geneva to reform the church under a body of doctrine known as Calvinism.
1899 – Henry Bliss is the first person in the United States to be killed in an automobile accident.
Births:
64 – Julia Flavia, daughter of Roman Emperor Titus
1925 – Mel Tormé, American singer
1939 – Richard Kiel, American actor
1981 – August, American pornographic actress
Deaths:
81 – Titus, Roman emperor
1885 – Friedrich Kiel, Austrian composer
1949 – August Krogh, Danish zoophysiologist, Nobel laureate
okay, enough with the stupid links. Back to the chatting now..
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’bout time.
Thanks for refreshing the chatroom, wiser.
And wiserbud.
shut it, old man. Pure art like this takes just a little bit longer than simply posting a link to some random video that someone’s aunt sent them.
Speaking of Michaelangelo’s David…
http://tinyurl.com/8luuskg
some random video that someone’s aunt sent them.
Or grandma
Yay! A new poat without dick tuckers, recipes or hand wringing. *Looks around to make sure this is still H2.*
Good job, wiserbud.
Good job, wiserbud.
your affirmation of my linking skillz warms my heart.
…and your swimsuit area.
So, I guess yesterday was a slow news day, as the headline in my local paper is “[UConn Mens Basketball coach] Jim Calhoun to retire after 26 years as UConn coach.”
2nd story, over the fold is “Cultural training planned for police.”
1st story under the fold: “No policy, but local school teachers tweeting”
But wait! It seems something may have happened in the Middle East also. Here, on the bottom of the page, in small print, there’s something about the US sending 50 Marines to Triploi after Libya attack.
“The film that set off violence was made somewhere in Southern California and was promoted by right-wing Christians.”
???
Well, if the problem is in SoCal and with right-wing Christians, why the hell aren’t we sending the Marines there???
…and your swimsuit area.
I’d appreciate it if you would stop thinking about my swimsuit area.
Get over it. We’re through. Move on.
This post is better than the last post kind of.
Speaking of swimsuit areas, where the hell is Mare?
Why do I suspect today is going to be another day of high blood pressure.
If I had teefs, I’d be gnashing them.
Just looked at the web site of my local paper: 3rd story this week about bears killed during first week of bear season. New whoopie pie recipe for fall. Mid East news? Not so much
Just found a new euphemism for homeless people: “people without accommodation” (UK source). Oddly enough, we haven’t heard much about people without accommodation lately.
I’m visiting my inlaws.
Obama is an incompetent leader and an embarrassment to all rational Americans.
Hmm, it’s amazing how we can get news from the Middle East in this chatroom so much easier than the MFM can, with all their resources and shit.
I wonder why that is.
Right now I’m a starving American. I plan to remedy that in 1/2 an hour.
Anyone got any Cheetos?
Sausagefest:
http://tinyurl.com/9c7jygp
Pass the mustard
ooookayyy…..
Bon jour, recidivists.
Sobek’s rant is flawless.
See, sausage kills the poat, cheetos don’t.
She may be smoking hot, but even she can’t hide all that salami.
Smoking. Everything comes back to smoking your meat. It’s a universal cure.
J’Ames may be on to something….salami kilt it again
After reading Sobek’s excellent rant, a familiar thought occurred to me. Sometimes I play a little game with myself, where I try to imagine a case on the margin where Obama goes too far in the eyes of the press. For example, if Obama appeared at a press conference with a 10-year-old boy, said nothing but grabbed him by his neck and forced the boy’s hand down Obama’s pants, sure, maybe Ezra Klein and certainly David Brooks would overlook it. However, even Jake Tapper would finally have to say that the Resident has lost his fucking mind (but is innocent of crime because he has clearly taken leave of his senses).
Now, that is clearly an absurd situation. However, with several dead Americans in Libya, trashed embassies, Israel on the verge of war snubbed by the administration, and a president who has responded with a fundraising party bash in Vegas, we need to revisit where the bootlicking press draws a line.
Let’s say next week the mooselimbs in some other living chamberpot like Tunisia or East Goatfuckistan firebomb an American embassy there and rape a bushel of white Christians. How could the president respond that would actually make the press ask obvious questions? Maybe Obama, within 24 hours, throws a live stage concert featuring himself and Louis Farrakhan, singing a medley of calypso tunes with lyrics drawn from the Koran. This might possibly cause Brian Williams to publicly raise doubts about the president and his sanity.
I say “possibly,” mind you. What scenarios can you imagine?
MOAR CHEETOZ!
Wow, Hotspur, you’re making SURE you get a good seat on the express train to Hell.
Interesting take on image, style and Kennedy and Obama:
http://www.nationalreview.com/node/316706
Hahahahaha
Even I can see when I’ve crossed a line.
The right-wing blogosphere has got to step it up about this Middle Eastern thing NOT being about that film – that’s the excuse that is being used by the Left to distract from the fact that these appear to be coordinated attacks.
Those Guy Fawkes masks – and that Breitbart story awhile back about the methods used by the people behind Anonymous – were a huge clue to anyone who’s been paying attention this past year.
Once “power” is consolidated in those countries, let’s see just how long it is before the Internet and/or Cell Phone Service is deemed “unIslamic” and the folks in power are able to control the sheeple once again…..
I say “possibly,” mind you. What scenarios can you imagine?
My problem is not so much with the media, but with about half the people in this country.
When are they finally going to say “Okay, this is a bridge too far.” How many times does this President have to basically tell the citizens of this country to go fuck themselves before his supporters stand up and say to themselves “gee, we may not have chosen wisely here.”
That thought actually keeps we awake at night. Seriously, he went to a fucking fundraiser in Vegas on the very evening a US ambassador was murdered by a raging mob? And ~50% of the people in this country are okay with this???
I have to believe that, more and more, people are starting to see what a selfish, narcissistic, America-hating empty chair we have as President now and that the polls are being manipulated to keep the media’s ratings up. I simply can’t imagine that, after the 3 1/2 years of the incredible incompetence that this administration has shown, that Americans are not chomping at the bit to vote his dumb ass out of office.
About the press…
The narrative now is about how Romney’s response was hasty or whatnot, but notice that what the press isn’t doing is actually showing his statement.
It was a good statement. It affirmed our Constitutional rights, condemned the actions of our enemies, and sounded far more presidential than anything we’ve heard from the JEF in his tenure.
So instead of letting the public hear that, they have to manufacture outrage.
That was beautiful Wiser.
So instead of letting the public hear that, they have to manufacture outrage.
I manufacture a whole bunch of Obama dolls every morning.
No wonder the NY slimes is in the toilet. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/13/opinion/collins-mitts-major-meltdown.html?src=ISMR_AP_LO_MST_FB
Wiser’s rant up there may be enough for me to overlook his entire “cover song” theory.
Iffin it’s creating Obama dolls, we can’t call it the “morning constitutional” anymore can we?
If the last 2 days don’t flip the polls, you might want to start hoarding food and keeping ammo in your safe. I’d say cash, but I think .22LR will be worth more in the days that follow.
The Dem flack on FNC debating Rich Lowry about the events of the last two days and holding the line that Mitt Romney is a big stupidhead just said, and I shit you not, “The Arab Spring has been a success.”
That thought actually keeps we awake at night. Seriously, he went to a fucking fundraiser in Vegas on the very evening a US ambassador was murdered by a raging mob? And ~50% of the people in this country are okay with this???
Yes.
I manufacture a whole bunch of Obama dolls every morning.
I make the pins.
Oh looky there, QE Forever has begun.
*plans trip to Cabela’s*
I think that this whole Middle East thing – and the way that Obama is (not) handling it – may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. People don’t want another 9/11, and you can bet that there are a whole lot of them seeing what is going on over there and saying “Take care of this NOW, so that it doesn’t make its way over here.”
Thing is, Barky can’t DO that – not only is he not competent enough to nuance his way through this (he’s the one who got us here in the first place), but he is ideologically incapable of doing anything about this.
His ego is such that he honestly believes – even now – that all he has to do is show up, talk to those people, and they will be so overcome by his magnificent rhetoric that they will lay down their arms and start singing Kumbayah.
But deep down, he is too much of a coward to take the chance that they might NOT do that, and his delicate ego would never be able to handle that. So he isn’t going to test it.
He’s hoping that – like every other time in his miserable life – someone else will fix the problem and give him the credit.
But his policies make it so that it can’t be fixed, and his worshipers will lambast him if he uses the force that will be necessary to fix it.
So the Middle East is gonna burn for a few more months, and by November, I’m willing to bet that Americans will be running to the polls, Hoping to Change this mess.
Wow, oh wow. Did you read the comments after that article, cARIn?
Lock-step right on down the line. Must be moderated, huh?
Sorry about the long comment – the caffeine from my morning Coke apparently kicked in…..
About the press…
The narrative now is about how Romney’s response was hasty or whatnot, but notice that what the press isn’t doing is actually showing his statement.
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
I noticed the very same thing this morning on a local newscast and thought, “Gee, it would be nice if people could make up their own minds,” but we all know that’s not exactly helpful to the narrative.
This is a textbook example of how media bias doesn’t have to be leg thrills and open advocacy for the liberal position.
“The Arab Spring has been a success.”
Why, yes, yes it was. Sadly, the balmy Arab Spring has given way to the oppressive humidity of the Romney summer. This may tragically lead to Obama’s fall, sending us into the frigid horror of a Bush winter redux. Come, let us reason together, progressively. The only answer to our climactic woes is B. Hussein Obama, just as he told us when he ran for election four years ago. Have not the oceans ceased to rise?
TiFW: It fits the tenor of the times
“Weimar Republic. Paging Weimar Republic, white courtesy telephone please.”
@ Ace:
After IED Attack On Benghazi Consulate In June, No Additional Security Steps Were Taken; All Was Left In The Hands of Local (That Is, Libyan) Security
In June.
Obama is J-3. Jimmy Carter Cubed.
“Weimar Republic. Paging Weimar Republic, white courtesy telephone please.”
We’re all gonna be millionaires!
Wiser’s rant up there may be enough for me to overlook his entire “cover song” theory.
“overlook”??
Still hurts you to recognize my genius, huh?
You misspelled penis, wiserbud.
And yes.
We’re all gonna be millionaires!
You’re off by several zeroes. Get thee a wheelbarrow.
I’ve got one. It’s got some serious horse-manure contamination, but I don’t think that’ll matter much.
Pupster, you couldn’t pay me to read the comments in the NYT. That’s got to be stupid to the 12th power.
Well, leon, a significant percentage of people in this country seem to actually enjoy horseshit, so you’ve got that going for you.
So let me get this straight. This administration arrives, telling us they’re the smartest people on the planet. They have an economic plan, they even produce a chart showing where matters will end. They get their way, we do what they want. The result is not only worse than they predicted, it’s worse than what they predicted if we did precisely nothing. But this is not their fault.
A hijacker gets onto an airplane, and nearly sets off an improvised bomb. This, despite all of the DHS security measures. The Secretary of Homeland Security tells us the system worked, even though the only people who prevented the bomb going off were passengers. Not one official DHS procedure was involved in stopping this incident. But this is not their fault.
The consulate in Benghazi was subject to an IED attack in June. The people responsible for the embassy, the embassy staff and its security did precisely nothing apart from ask dicey local authorities to do something about it. The consulate is attacked again this week, with local mobs committing several murders, killing an ambassador, and dragging him through the streets, possibly having been sodomized as part of the murder. But this is not their fault, not Mr. Toner’s fault, not the State Department’s fault, not Barack Hussein Obama’s fault.
Even someone with twenty-two hundred myopia could begin to see a pattern here.
The horse manure will be worth more. Save that.
Unless it’s coins.
Don’t worry, I’m saving horse and chicken droppings too. A fertile garden will be a necessity before long.
You misspelled penis, wiserbud.
How do you spell penis, anyway?
I spell vagina: “Obama.”
It is pretty amazing, CaRiN. They sound rational, literate, even intelligent, but they can’t have actually seen and heard the same press conference I did, can they?
The narrative is set, and that is all they see. Unbelievable.
The horse manure will be worth more. Save that.
Unless it’s coins.
Ass pennies?
You misspelled penis, wiserbud.
It would be impossible for Car IN NOT to recognize my penis.
One does not simply forget something so.. spectacular
I figure I’ll only be using dollars to pay taxes, so it all works out if gets a little dirty.
People always see what they WANT to see.
And if the media sycophants were to start thinking for themselves, they would start to see things from the raaaaacist teabaggers’ perspective, and we can’t have that.
I mean, they wouldn’t be allowed to sit at the cool kids table any more……
I hope you plan on sending those dollars directly to the IRS, Leon.
Unwashed.
It would be impossible for Car IN NOT to recognize my penis.
One does not simply forget something so.. spectacular
This is one case where prudence demands we dispense with the demand: Pics or GTFO.
I hope you plan on sending those dollars directly to the IRS, Leon.
Unwashed.
Yep, in a box I wove myself from random sticks and vines and poison oak.
http://money.msn.com/investing/are-we-better-off-under-obama?_p=b595958a-2b85-45c7-9156-15f3350a92cf
Obama’s task, never easy, has been made more difficult by the political gridlock we’ve seen since Republicans won control of the House in 2010, gumming up any chance of additional fiscal stimulus or meaningful progress on the debt/deficit issue, and resulting in the credit downgrade of the U.S. Treasury last August that shocked market and business confidence.
Yeah… let’s just forget about the fact that the Republican-led House has passed numerous budgets and they have all died in the Dem-led Senate because Harry Reid (D-umbfuck) refuses to let them come to the Senate floor for a vote.
And let’s forget that every budget that Obama has presented has gotten zero point zero votes. Every single one. (Sounds like bipartisanship to me!)
Nah, just keep pointing fingers at the one party that controls 1/2 of 1/3 of the government.
Brilliant analysis there, you hack.
It would be impossible for Car IN NOT to recognize my penis.
Because it is purple and sits on her bookshelf?
Stop posting Krugman articles, wiser. It doesn’t matter what the signature is, that’s Krugman.
This is one case where prudence demands we dispense with the demand: Pics or GTFO.
you want to see my penis, GO?
fag.
It would be impossible for Car IN NOT to recognize my penis.
Because it is purple and sits on her bookshelf?
Yea, Mrs Wiserbud sent it to me. Said they didn’t need it anymore.
I didn’t ask any questions.
>> Still hurts you to recognize my genius, huh?
That’s pretty low-stress.
Wiserbud at 1:53……BINGO!!
“you want to see my penis, GO?
fag.”
Reading comprehension… How does it work?
“prudence demands we dispense with the demand: Pics or GTFO.”
Of course, if instead you want to share, go right ahead. I’ll get my jeweler’s loupe.
I’m helping my fiancee with her Nursing research (reluctantly). I need to find 5 research articles for her to critique. As part of my plan to never have her ask me for help again, I’m choosing all of the embarrassing topics I can think of. This is from a research paper (!) on “The breast/areola/nipple complex and human sexuality”.
“Female breasts serve both nutritive and sexual functions, unlike other primates they develop at puberty before lactation is necessary. Their sexual attraction is through size, shape and their areolae but also, when unrestrained, their jiggling movements”
Chief had a great gif on the last thread on the jiggling motion. What topics should I add to her paper pile?
I didn’t ask any questions.
I believe that was a smart move.
George…nice job on commentary also.
Jimbro, I started reading, and was gonna capitalize on the Nursing part, since I’m in early 3rd grade.
After reading the rest, I cannot top that. Carry on.
jimbro, prolapsed rectums are always an interesting research topic (ask Rosetta, an expert on said topic).
Reading comprehension… How does it work?
hey, you think I got time to read all of the words here? You are just lucky I deign to spend ANY time here with you numbskulls…
“Strangulation of a prolapsed rectal cancer in labor. A case report.”
Sadly, no pictures were provided
What topics should I add to her paper pile?
Oral sex prevents breast cancer. http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm
That looks just like a penis, only smaller.
hey, you think I got time to read all of the words here? You are just lucky I deign to spend ANY time here with you numbskulls…
Seriously, that shipment of REO Speedwagon records isn’t gonna stock itself.
How about the link between back door sex and anal cancer?
I loves ya, wiser. Come ‘ere.
*gives wiser Dutch rub and noogies, but not in a homoerotic way*
At age 43: In Obama’s second term, Julia qualifies for a subsidized abaya or hijab under the Sharia Is Not Just A Beautiful Dream Act.
between back door sex
Isn’t the bedroom more comfortable?
How about the link between back door sex and anal cancer?
Why am I not surprised this subject is popular here?
I love this place.
you think I got time to read all of the words here?
Explains that awkward accident with the pubic hair trimmer. The safety warning wasn’t in Engrish – you just didn’t read it well.
I hope this one has been covered here before:
http://tinyurl.com/cnagk7h
MENDOZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, that shipment of REO Speedwagon records isn’t gonna stock itself.
Latest addition to wiserbud’s collection
http://bit.ly/Q604av
Seriously, that shipment of REO Speedwagon records isn’t gonna stock itself.
IT’S A MUSIC STORE, NOT A RECORD STORE, DAMMIT!
brb. shipment of reeds needs stocking…
“Rectal prolapse surgery: choosing the correct approach.”
I’m not a Colorectal Surgeon but I can give you a pretty good idea where to begin.
Does John Cusack work at the “music” store too?
*gives wiser Dutch rub and noogies, but not in a homoerotic way*
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow stop stop stop ow ow ow you can stop now ow ow ow ow …..
How about the link between back door sex and anal cancer?
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I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Comment by jimbro on September 13, 2012 2:30 pm
I hope this one has been covered here before:
http://tinyurl.com/cnagk7h
You had me at “Oral sex is good.”
How about the link between back door sex and anal cancer?
as well as the ever-present risk of getting stuck in the keyhole..
There are a number of “doing this sexual activity increases chances of localized cancer” studies out there. The ones on throat and neck cancers probably aren’t ones you want your wife reading.
No additional excuses are needed in that area for most wives. On the other hand, I did read a study suggesting it can increase chances for successful conception.
Explains that awkward accident with the pubic hair trimmer.
http://tinyurl.com/3yfehk4
IT’S A MUSIC STORE, NOT A RECORD STORE, DAMMIT!
Huh. First I’ve heard of it, you can be sure.
I just blew off a potential client on a really big job that I have an uneasy feeling about.
If I give you advice, don’t assume it’s because I think I know more than you do, but more because I’ve done more stupid shit.
Jim Calhoun’s retirement press conference is taking for frickin’ ever.
“WOMEN’S ANAL SEX PRACTICES:
IMPLICATIONS EOR EORMULATION
AND PROMOTION OE A RECTAL
MICROBICIDE”
This article gave me the shivering douchechills…I can’t give her that one.
Cyn?
http://bit.ly/QYGah2
Explains that awkward accident with the pubic hair trimmer.
http://tinyurl.com/3yfehk4
That’s one hell of a cowlick.
>> but more because I’ve done more stupid shit.
When the youngsters at work ask me how I know something I tell em “it ain’t cause I’m smart. I’ve just been doing this so long I know what not to do.”
I kind of needed some work advice a few days ago, and considered asking you guys. Then I remembered you’d just tell me to get my prostate checked.
wiserbud, that picture explains so much in this world. How can anyone with that hair-don’t honestly look at them self in the mirror and think “I look Good!”.
omg stfu
Jim Calhoun’s retirement press conference is taking for frickin’ ever.
Who……cares???? He’s a fucking basketball coach!!!
Did you jiggle the handle, MJ?
Try plugging it in.
Cyn?
http://bit.ly/QYGah2
“tiger at bedtime.”
niiiiice….. I always assumed Betty would be more fun, but maybe that’s just the blonde thing.
I changed the channel. There was this one speechifying guy who thought everything he said was hilarious and kept droning on and on and laughing at himself.
Yeesh.
How can anyone with that hair-don’t honestly look at them self in the mirror and think “I look Good!”.
You did live through the 1970s, right? Because the entire world basically woke up looking like the equivalent of that for a whole decade and didn’t seem to notice that anything was amiss.
>> Then I remembered you’d just tell me to get my prostate checked.
That’s pretty good advice.
>> Then I remembered you’d just tell me to get my prostate checked.
nah. You shouldn’t need to worry about that until you grow up.
Who……cares???? He’s a fucking basketball coach!!!
Better him than anyone who’s ever watched, been on, or been the subject of discussion on the Wendy Williams Show.
Is there any news on the Calhoun retirement?
Also, I’d pick Veronica over Betty. No doubts, no second guesses.
http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/8371331/connecticut-huskies-jim-calhoun-announces-retirement
Thoughts? Comments? Theories?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Py37G9qsfY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5u8aARWAv4
Because the entire world basically woke up looking like the equivalent of that for a whole decade and didn’t seem to notice that anything was amiss.
Aaaaaaand now you know why there is no photo of me on the Yearbook page…..
Also, I’d pick Veronica over Betty. No doubts, no second guesses.
Golddigger.
Golddigger.
Maybe. Also, gentlemen prefer blondes, and I’m not.
Thoughts? Comments? Theories?
Look, how many times to I have to go over this with you people?
This situation is fully covered in my theory.
Perhaps you need to go back and refresh your memory on this?
http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2010/08/27/please-make-it-so/
All the girls in the Archie comics are identical. Only the hair changes.
My real persona was quoted by Insty again.
Maybe. Also, gentlemen prefer blondes, and I’m not.
I don’t think I could choose between them. Only thing Veronica has over Betty is money, but I bet she is a spoiled, needy bitch.
But Betty, being blonde, is inevitably going to go absolutely batshit insane.
tough call.
All the girls in the Archie comics are identical. Only the hair changes.
Why you gotta ruin this for us? Huh? WHY??
Betty = Plan B
Only thing Veronica has over Betty is money, but I bet she is a spoiled, needy bitch.
But Betty, being blonde, is inevitably going to go absolutely batshit insane.
After divorcing Betty, you’re broke and broken. After divorcing Veronica, you can retire to a villa in the Philippines and console yourself with local girls and liquor.
Unless of course I’m hangin with Betty, in which case Veronica = Plan B
My real persona was quoted by Insty again.
CRAZY BLOG MONEY HERE WE COME!!!
Thoughts? Comments? Theories?
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Ok, that’s a bit weird. I watched the first link and thought, ‘I prefer the Clapton version.’
Not Cream mind you, but pretty close.
All the girls in the Archie comics are identical. Only the hair changes.
Drapes AND carpet?
CRAZY BLOG MONEY HERE WE COME!!!
Must be part of QE III.
Fresh video of State Department revised security procedures:
http://bit.ly/TYGxwy
https://twitter.com/deppisch/status/246332662703333376
Work blocks twitter. It’s the only IT policy I really agree with.
Woot! Treacher quoted my pithy little line from Insty onto Facechimp!
I’m famous!
*inoculates Leon’s cinnamon with microscopic mushrooms*
Good luck injecting all my capsules.
My cinnamon is medicinal grade now. I upgraded.
And yes, I’m crazy.
Unless of course I’m hangin with Betty, in which case Veronica = Plan B
Why must I be forced to choose? I’m sure Veronica would be happy to get back at her daddy by engaging in a threesome with Betty and me.
And Betty definitely seems like she would be into it, if only to cement her BFF status and continuing to reap the financial benefits of said status.
Yes, I put a lot of thought into this when I was younger…
Crap, my cayenne is still vulnerable.
Wiserbud once again displays a rare moment of brilliant wisdom.
Good job, reader. Now get us an Instalanche.
Medicinal grade cinnamon is like Rule 34 for health nuts, right?
Leon sleeps better now that his spices are all wearing little condoms and can’t get little spice infections.
Wiserbud once again displays a rare moment of brilliant wisdom.
I’m deep….
Something’s deep, that’s for sure.
I actually just got the cinnamon pills initially so I could take them before high-carb meals I didn’t necessarily want to taste like cinnamon. Then I ran out of my jar of the loose stuff. It was a natural progression to madness after that.
Something’s deep, that’s for sure.
green is not a good color on you, J’Ames.
I was just sayin that whoever the other chick is, she’s Plan B.
Men. Dogs, or pigs? Discuss!
Well sure, after getting used to the sanitary convenience of SafeCinnamon™, how can you go back to big jars full of loose, indiscrete cinnamon in which anything could be lurking…and breeding…
I bet, below the navel Veronica and Betty are identical twins. (Betty is a bottle blond.)
Here Leon, I embed it for you:
Reminds me of the song title game a while back, one of mine was “Come on Eileen”
I was just sayin that whoever the other chick is, she’s Plan B.
Xbrad’s Plan B. And A. And C, D, E, F and G.
http://tinyurl.com/97wl2sm
Instalanche? Let’s be on our best behavior.
http://bit.ly/NqLvkC
I bet, below the navel Veronica and Betty are identical twins. (Betty is a bottle blond.)
you see the tight jeans they’ve worn like forever?
Yeah, I bet they’re twins beneath the belt-line, but it has nothing to do with hair color. IYKWIMAITTYD
Instalanche? Let’s be on our best behavior.
oops
Pupster?
http://bit.ly/NqLKMu
how can you go back to big jars full of loose, indiscrete cinnamon in which anything could be lurking…and breeding…
You so get me…
*swoon*
Yeah, I bet they’re twins beneath the belt-line, but it has nothing to do with hair color.
What number comes after brazilian?
Thoughts? Comments? Theories?
The Cream version still has the smoothest/cleanest vocals of any version I have heard, although there are versions with better guitar work than Cream’s. You linked one.
My cinnamon is a dirty, dirty, whore.
Afternoon, reprobates and Laura.
My cinnamon is a dirty, dirty, whore.
Unlike your …….
I don’t think I’m gonna finish that.
Hi Andy.
I have to get my cinnamon in capsules – otherwise, Rebecca is likely to find something liquid in the pantry and “cook” something without anyone being aware of it until much, much later.
We finally figured out where the all the balsamic vinegar had gone when we went to use the sugar in the canister…..
I suppose dogs are actually faithful, so men are more like pigs. Pigs who roll around in nasty-ass cinnamon all day and night.
My cinnamon is a dirty, dirty, whore.
But it’s hawt.
He skipped the briefing again!
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2012/09/13/unreal_obama_skipped_daily_intel_briefing_immediately_following_assassination_of_us_ambassador
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, people
We are through the looking glass.
Jimbro, how about these articles – they’re not gross, but they do fly in the face of all of the “accepted knowledge” that’s currently out there:
Inverse Association Between Obesity and Antinuclear Antibodies in Women
http://www.jrheum.com/subscribers/08/12/2449.html
Diet Soda Intake and Risk of Incident Metabolic Syndrome and Type 2 Diabetes in the Multi-Ethnic Study of Atherosclerosis (MESA)
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2660468/
The bigger the healthier: Are the limits of BMI risk changing over time?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1414803/
I wonder which of those briefings warned that the security at the Benghazi consulate was dangerously inadequate?
Oh, please wingnutz!
Don’t you know that the Lightworker is smarter than any mere mortal on the face of the planet? He has no need for briefings, as he knows all, sees all, even before it happens (pay no attention to the fact that he was caught flat-footed by the events of the past few days).
Questioning this is raaaaacist, and will earn you a quick trip to the re-education camp.
Capiche, cretins?
Your betters have spoken.
Why do barn spiders build their webs right at face level?
Thanks T, I’ll copy them and search them out. She actually does well on these assignments with me looking up the articles. It’s not always the topic they’re looking for in this particular course, rather the research format.
Why do barn spiders build their webs right at face level?
To make it easier to find them.
Caught you, didn’t it?
Seems the design is spot on.
>> Why do barn spiders build their webs right at face level?
To catch the barn. Most barns are at face level.
Alright, time to take the littlest minion to soccer practice…first one of the year.
Why do barn spiders build their webs right at face level?
They didn’t build that.
>> Why do barn spiders build their webs right at face level?
The real question is, why do you muffukin’ humans grow at our web level?
It’s a pain in the ass rebuilding those things day after day. Literally.
Ultimately, I’m just glad the barn spiders are solitary and cannibalistic. If they ever turn social, we’re boned.
I’m just glad the barn spiders are solitary and cannibalistic. If they ever turn social, we’re boned.
Jeff Goldblum is a Democrat, yes?
http://bit.ly/SITJI4
Jeff Goldblum is a Democrat, yes?
He had a role on a Law&Order series. I think the sum total of non-dems anywhere near those were Mike Moriarty, Fred!, and Ice-T.
Why do barn spiders build their webs right at face level?
‘Cuz that’s where the best bugs are?
The Republicans need to get an ad out noting that Obama skipped the intel briefing to go to Vegas. This is ridiculous.
Sally Struthers arrested on a DUI.
No word on donut shop injuries.
Oh joy.
Obama has expanded civil-forfeiture rules making it permissible for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF) to seize weapons from citizens without the hassle of due process…
The rules were broadened under the guise of giving the ATF authority “to seize and administatively forfeit property involved in controlled substance abuses.” And if that doesn’t strike you as extreme on first glance, consider the fact that this expansion of civil-forfeiture allows the ATF to forego almost all “due process” in making their seizures — in effect, placing the burden of proof on the citizen instead of federal agents.
http://tinyurl.com/9s2vpus
New monkey discovered
http://bit.ly/QJHZ4N
MIL still in the hospital, I’m still holding the fort. (raaaaacist)
Drive-by hugs, smooches, and a pinch on a Hostage butt that I will blame on Cyn.
HEY!
*and prayers for MIL and y’all*
Want to know how evil and sick Clownifornia is? This evil.
…prior to the attacks, the U.S. Embassy in Egypt not only condemned speech offensive to Muslims such as the film, but also apologized for the “abuse of free speech” in the United States. “Abuse of free speech” is a phrase used by lawyers and diplomats to mean speech that can be banned as unprotected. For example, many state constitutions contain an “abuse” exception in their free-speech clause. For example, California’s Constitution says, “Every person may freely speak, write and publish his or her sentiments on all subjects, being responsible for the abuse of this right.” These constitutions were written mostly at an earlier time when free speech was construed narrowly to ban prior restraints on speech (one example of a prior restraint is where a government censor reviews speech before it can be published), but not to prevent criminal punishment after-the-fact for speech deemed “bad” by the legislature. Similarly, in other countries, where freedom of speech is typically narrower than in the United States, legislatures are often authorized to pass legislation prohibiting and punishing “abusive” speech.
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=43506
Make no mistake. The Left is determined to eliminate free speech.
Clarification: The Left is determined to eliminate OUR free speech.
Everything that they say (and think) is hunky-dory…..
Has anyone seen my monkey? He’s named Digby, but will also answer to Burt Reynolds. He chain smokes Parliaments, and this is the damnedest thing, he has a blue dick.
Larry Flynt: venerated hero of Free Speech.
Dante Alighieri: bigoted blasphemer that ought be imprisoned.
The most interesting man in the world is also the most bootlicking man in the world.
http://bit.ly/SimZPE
http://bit.ly/SinOrD
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/revealed-inside-story-of-us-envoys-assassination-8135797.html
Exclusive: America ‘was warned of embassy attack but did nothing’
Obama knew, the embassy blew.
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/35350/childhood-baggage/
Digby?
Raaaaaaacist
Pupster?
http://bit.ly/RPDIsR
Mare…look into my eyes.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m708o47WWC1qzizmho1_250.gif
Pool party at Daves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SLdbnonNXM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://i.imgur.com/GFE7J.png
I have to say, The Onion has been pretty good lately…
*****WARNING: SESAME-STREET-FISTING-LEVEL NSFW CONTENT*****
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/
You owe me a new keyboard, Mr. Bont.
Pupster comes to Texas
http://tinyurl.com/9m7c9ff
Anyone notice that there’s a pattern to the left’s attacks:
Week one: Rest/Golf/Light Stretching
Week two: Mitt Romney is a Giant Milquetoast Pussy
Week three: Rest/Romney is a Pussy but Seems Crazy
Week Four: Romney is a Fucking Loose Cannon/Breathing Exercises
Real?
http://imgur.com/a/tlCyI
photoshop bullshit.
I don’t know if it’s real. Even if it is, it’s not like it matters. They aren’t the majority, and they aren’t stopping those that are.
You forgot the accusations of racism, MJ.
They could only afford one sign?
And, yeah, a couple of good apples wont save the bunch.
http://tinyurl.com/97j7mur
That happens on days that end in y.
My old friend from India and I came to US at around the same time. Once he got confused between two names and searched the store isles for ‘Thank God it’s noot butter’.
I want to believe, too, but I believe it’s a question of reformation. Unless Islam undergoes a fundamental transformation that allows them to break with the belief that the Qur’an is the dictated word of God, I don’t see how they can be simultaneously civilized and faithful.
Callista doesn’t like Newt Butter in the face. It screws up her makeup.
Even the protestant denominations that hold to Sola Scriptura at least have a Book that tells them to love sinners and forgive them.
Good evening, prophet centers and expense account padders.
What have you heard?
Yum!
http://bit.ly/SiDV8w
I only pad mileage to the airport.
If Obama throws Hillary under the bus, he’ll lose Bill.
If Obama throws Hillary under the bus, he’ll lose Bill.
Promise: It will never happen. No one leaves the mob. No one is going anywhere before November 6.
Oh, eh won’t fire her. But you’ll see leaks that blame her coming from the White House.
Yeah, perhaps leaks from the Half-White House will blame her, but that is why she is there, and why she won’t leave.
That’s my point. It doesn’t have to be firing her.
If Obama had a dead former ambassador son, would he look like Chris Stevens?
If Obama had a dead former ambassador son, would he look like Chris Stevens?
Did the mob that killed our ambassador “act stupidly”?
Remember, in Obama’s world, only white people can act stupidly.
I actually watched about 4 minutes of Rachel Maddow. Her reporting on the attack on Amb. Stevens and the others was not bad at all. She noted that many sources in the area say there was NO protest at the the Bengazi compound, only a planned, coordinated assault, and that looting took place only after the fight was over. She didn’t even mention Romney or attack the GOP in any fashion.
helluva sausage festival we got goin on here.
Is there a chick in the house?
What I just said was possibly racist. It could still be true, but I’m racist for noticing.
XBrad, I’m sure MSNBC is required to have 5 minutes of unbiased coverage a day for some obscure reason. You just got lucky.
Peep! Peep!
CYN!!!!!
John’stache Bolton was just on Greta… wow, he was not a happy camper. And he painted a very dreary picture of events.
OSO!!!!!!
well thank goodness!
Secretary of State John Bolton. Just say it out loud and bask in the warmth for a moment or two. Live in the dream for a moment.
Cyn?
http://www2.macleans.ca/2012/09/13/cougar-tears-mans-pants-during-attack-on-west-coast/
CYN!!!!
//heads to fainting couch.
Just say it out loud and bask in the warmth for a moment or two.
He makes my panties fly around the room. When I wear them.
Cyn?
Busted.
He had it coming.
>>He makes my panties fly around the room.
doesn’t give you a right to shred some man’s pants.
Who wears pants?
Oh look, caught em on the neck of the bass.
I still got game.
Dick Morris is even sounding intelligent (was just on Greta too).
BizarroWorld!!11!
When I wear them.
Local “naughty” radio show morning crew was discussing “warning signs you should not ignore” with women you might date.
“Doesn’t wear underwear” was unanimously agreed upon.
Honestly, I think the last time I wore pants was at Lex’s funeral 6 months ago.
Oh look, caught em on the neck of the bass.
You know she was aiming for the drummer.
Would someone just wake me up on 11/07 or perhaps sometime in November 2016? TYIA.
doesn’t give you a right to shred some man’s pants.
Rights-schmights
Sometimes I make up rules as I go along.
>> You know she was aiming for the drummer.
INTERCEPTION!
“Doesn’t wear underwear” was unanimously agreed upon.
Awww, what do they know.
FREEEEEDOOOM!!
You spike that ball, Dave! HAHA!
We’ll wake you up just in time to vote, how’s that, Cyn?
Pupster?
http://dog-shaming.com/image/31164587914
That’s got some potential, Xbrad. But please, you keep that pretty sniffing hanky handy in case I need to go back out for another 4 years.
*looks at the drummer and flips him off*
This hanky?
The one that smells like chloroform?
Sniffing hanky? Xbrad doesn’t believe in sniffing hanky.
http://frigginloon.wordpress.com/2009/12/22/a-serial-bum-sniffer-caught-on-cctv-cameras/
I love those doggie shame pics, Tushar. They give me a warm fuzzy knowing that my Sparky is not the only idiot fur-baby. My dumbassed puppy pooped in the house last night! Thank goodness Mr. Cyn found it this morning and did the clean up work.
Are you really sure it was Sparky that pooped in the house?
The one that smells like chloroform?
*sniffs to check, falls over asleep until next Tuesday*
Hmmm… noooo.
My stalkers must be getting brave. Or something.
Bad Pupster!
http://dog-shaming.com/image/31124055166
Or hubby had a little accident.
Hey, it happens.
//buys carpet cleaner.
WTFITS?
He has been doing more running in the morning lately, and I hear that can happen to runners.
Right MJ?
Distance running is bad for you in general, but yes, it can lead to incontinence.
I have been catching up on the news. Bad idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PhzrmBgMI
this is why we killed a cat.
//brown note
Your cat was a runner?
Good Idea-Bad Idea. Oh that made me laugh and laugh, Roamy!
I love the Animaniacs. There’s a Moronette with this for her avatar, and it cracks me up every time.
http://tinyurl.com/8nwj4y2
http://tinyurl.com/8nwj4y2
Love it.
That’s my master plan for here at home. For those times when I’m not successful, there’s vodka.
So…. Cyn and Roamy are gonna be dominatrixes?
My favorite part of the Pinky and the Brain episodes are the non sequiturs Pinky blurts out after the Brain says, “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” “Yes, but where are we going to find lederhosen in our size?” “Yes, but the monkey hates wearing rubber pants.” “Yes, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.”
my last cat, which was my youngest’s last cat, decided to piss on the sofa I spent $1500 bucks on.
Goodbye cat. Last cat ever at Casa Dave.
**nods at Cyn
**gets out the handcuffs and the stompy boots
*rawrs at Roamy and does that tiger pawing thing*
hello
HAHA! As found in our spam folder…
Hotspur??
Time for me to sign off, cool kids.
Bye, Bye and Buy Bonds.
And sweet dreams too.
Sweet dreams, Cyn.
Sweet dreams, Cyn.
Not fair – whenever I say that to Cyn, it sounds dirty.
Maybe it’s the leer…
G’night, Cyn!!!! Roamy! I love Pinky & The Brain!!!!
‘Night all – sweet dreams! ♥♥♥
So, Bears game…. what’s the score?
23 10 Green Bay xbrad
Green Bay is beating XBrad by 13? Sweet!
Well shit.
On that note (brown note?), g’night, igmos.
G’night, XB.
Phat, when you come back around, I’m keeping you in my Prayers!
Sometimes I wonder why I spend
The lonely nights dreaming of a derp
The melody haunts my reverie
And I am once again with you
Right MJ?
———————–
I have no idea what you are talking about.
*changes Glade Plug-in; pants.
A Hostage dog!
http://dog-shaming.com/image/30877090303
Wakey wakey
Distance running is bad for you in general, but yes, it can lead to incontinence.
You gonna start that again?
Don’t you know that the Lightworker is smarter than any mere mortal on the face of the planet? He has no need for briefings, as he knows all, sees all, even before it happens (pay no attention to the fact that he was caught flat-footed by the events of the past few days).
He can read intelligence briefing better than anyone can give them to him. He is the BEST CONSUMER OF INFORMATION IN THE WORLD.
duh.
(I really can’t believe they said that)
Woo Hoo I can sleep again!
It wasn’t the swamp. The air conditioner was trying to kill me.
Filter in the AC full of bugs or something?
From comments at WhiteHouseDossier:
The media sometimes does not realize how slobberingly idiotic it looks.
Heard this just now on bloomberg radio:
“President Obama played the part of commander in chief today when he assured voters that these acts of violence will not go unpunished.”
Voters? Voters? I thought he is the President of all Americans, not just voters.
P.S. i may have paraphrased the rest of the sentence, as I was typing from memory. Don’t read too much into it.
>>Distance running is bad for you in general, but yes, it can lead to incontinence.
I coulda told you not to say that if you dont want Carin shittin all over you.
Must be mold growing in it.
The cool nights are triggering it to blow it’s spores which I am allergic to. Apparently if I inhale enough of them I lose the ability to breath.
Waking up at 3, struggling to breath is not fun.
If I don’t speak my truth, I’m letting you all down. You deserve better than pretty lies about running being good for you or not causing bowel control issues or cancer.
People hate what they do not understand.
Smoke the filter, Scott. Ought to fix it right up.
I pulled the AC unit out yesterday.
Last night was the first good sleep in about a week.
Sounds like it needs a visit to the car wash, after a good soaking with bleach.
IT’S A MUSIC STORE, NOT A RECORD STORE, DAMMIT!
brb. shipment of reeds needs stocking…
Ah, yes indeed it is, however, we employ music store quality employees….wiser and myself NOT included…..
Top of the morning to yall!
GOOD FUCKING MORNING FUCKFACES and ladies.
My arm got better too. Sleep is good stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KKD2TCzN04
Woke up with wood.
Awesome song, Roamy.
Howdy everybody. It rained all night here.
This is a good thing. Not as good as getting rid of a mold generator, but pretty good. That and wearing slacks I couldn’t get my fat ass into 3 months ago.
A editorial dripping with sarcasm in the Washington Post of all places, ridiculing Obamby!
http://tinyurl.com/8mz4uat
Yea, Vman. That’s what I was referring to way up there.
““among the most sophisticated consumers of intelligence on the planet.”
Ba haaa haaa
How do they say that shit? Do they really believe that?
I bet Obama could write intelligence reports better than his intelligence folks.
Woke up with wood.
Not my problem.
The attack on the US Consulate in Benghazi came in two waves on the night of 9-11.
Four Americans were murdered in a coordinated attack by reportedly 400 Islamists.
It was a highly coordinated attack.
Sounds like a “small group” just like Hillary said.
The future queen of England has cute hooters.
Roamy,
I hope your Mother in Law is doing better today. Nice to see you.
http://i.imgur.com/bU2Oo.jpg
Car in, 396 of the group were trying to help by lighting signal fires and shooting into the air.
Goddamn wingnut always thinking the worst of people.
And not only did they helpfully carry him to the hospital as Hillary said. They helpfully raped him.
Those Muslims are so helpful!
I’m beginning to think, MJ, that perhaps they’re not being completely forthcoming about what happened.
that was a prostate check, Vman.
H8ter.
If I was the leader of a country trying to consolidate power I would:
1. Whip up local misfits with whatever I found on YouTube.
2. Direct idiots at Americans in my country.
3. Condemn the attacks, kind of.
4. Arrest my enemies.
5. Turn them over to America.
*secures tinfoil hat
It is common knowledge that if a person appears to be dead from asphyxiation, the only possible remedy is sodomy.
They were trying to help.
Bringing the A game I see.
Good work Carin and MJ.
It’s early, but I’m going to put up BBF. We need these boobs now more than ever.
Bringing the A game I see.
Good work Carin and MJ.
It’s all that running.
*sneers at leon
*poops pants
It’s early, but I’m going to put up BBF. We need these boobs now more than ever.
————
Don’t we have enough of those in Washington?