As Jay and Andy both noted, hostagette panty destroyer Mike Rowe has penned a letter to Mitt Romney. He’s DOBA, and I can tell you from personal experience that finding skilled labor for certain occupations is almost impossible. And it’s not like these are low paying jobs, they’re just not in vogue with the perception of education at the moment. A degree in Transcendental Pre-Biological Life Choice Studies and $2 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks, while an apprenticeship in Sprinkler Fitting will get you about $70K a year with benefits, overtime, and job security.
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Speaking of jobs, I can’t seem to figure out what these morons do for a living. Or these. The bottom feeders here are probably the worst of all. They are so cognitively impaired that they explain how wonderful it is to BELONG–as in TO BE OWNED–by the government. Ladies and Gentlemen, mixed in this crowd of lobotomy recipients are educators, mentors, and self styled intellectuals. They must be stopped in November so we can get the country back to work.
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And one last job that we need to discuss… This is what I saw last night:
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What a pair. I like Clinton because he’s so brazen, but Obama believes his own BS, which is scary as fuck.
“Unpaid” apprenticeship to a plumber or electrician is part of my funemployment plan should a layoff ever come.
If I get laid off from my job, I’m going to learn how to weld.
My brain hurts from watching the first two videos.
Welding. Hot.
OK, Carin subscribes to the “eating ain’t cheating” theory.
*makes note*
Comment by scott on September 6, 2012 8:16 am
It’s cheating.
Yea, I was joking. That was the excuse at the time. “I did not have sex with that woman.” Remember?
Yea, I was joking.
*deletes note*
I think Mike appeared in the first HHD I ever did.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/mike_rowe19.jpg
roamingwelder.
Hmm.
Yeah right. Clinton didn’t have sex with her. Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
THAT time he didn’t. All those other times? *waves hand and magic wand
Hubby and I had a talk about the Dirty Jobs thing.
You should tweet that.
Yeah right. Clinton didn’t have sex with her. Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
Oh, he’s an ass. but I know that cheaters don’t think that a bj is cheating. @@.
We’ve got two “cheaters” at work, and that’s per them.
Unless, of course, it’s their wife giving some other guy the bj. THAT is cheating.
THese rules are very complicated. Maybe it’s not “Cheating-cheating”.
You should tweet that
Yea. well, I didn’t really feel like going into all of it. It has to do with my opinion of high school/higher ed. Etc. I’m sure I’ve brought it up before.
I can’t wait for the higher ed implosion.
Actually, I recall reading a fairly cogent article long ago which posited that oral sex does not count as “carnal knowledge” in the biblical sense according to Baptist theology.
Yea, I was joking.
*deletes note*
Ha!
I gotta disagree with Ann Coulter on this:
Today, we will focus on the outstanding individual performance of the man who, since the departure of Contessa Brewer, is widely regarded by his colleagues as the stupidest on-air personality at MSNBC. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Chris Matthews.
Special Ed is much dumber than Matthews.
Yea, but the number of people who respect Ed Shultz- consider him anything but a blowhard – well, that’s got to be in negative numbers.
Chris Matthews is still recognize, by some, as a name of respect. My fil loved him, but that was years ago before Chrissy completely gave up any pretense. Shultz was never respected, was he?
Special Ed used to be a right winger, didn’t he? So not only is he not respected, he sells his principles to the highest bidder.
So he’s got that going for him, too.
The article was an attempt to explain Clinton’s odd behavior. He was willing to put a cigar in Monica, but declined normal sex.
Did anyone watch MSDNC last night after Willy? I couldn’t do it. I can just imagine Maddow going straight just to give Bill a slobber knocker.
Work time. Y’all have a good day.
Still can’t believe that Chris Matthews actually hosted the Rush Limbaugh show, once.
Have a good one, roamy!
I can just imagine Maddow going straight just to give Bill a slobber knocker.
You wrecked my day with that image.
I’m a giver.
Annnnd, I killed another poat.
*notches belt
Morning, peeps
gmornin cyn. How’s things in the always cool southwest?
Haha. The H2 is Andy’s evil twin. And we’re rated R!!!!!
“You gotta admit….”
No I don’t. I hate that expression. It’s like…..”We can all agree that…”
“Can we agree?” is slightly better.
I think it’s funny that Fluck, a stand in for Lewinski, spoke before Bill Clinton….and it was about birth control. hahahahaha
Stupid people who don’t get irony.
She even looks like the stupid cow.
Mare, I disagree. Monica looked ok. If you remove the layers of makeup, Fluck is ugly. She has that typical liberal woman’s put upon expression that is repulsive.
*glares at Jay*
Still hot, dammit.
And sleepy; I stayed up to watch a 9/11 program on that Destination America channel.
Bill Clinton apparently was looking all over the backstage area after his speech last night, cigars in hand, for Sandra Fluke after his speech. This may just be a rumor though.
I fully expect outdoor shots of the beautiful weather in Charlotte before Obama speaks tonight.
And we’re rated R!!!!!
On WerdPuss? HA! When did that happen?! We weren’t rated for the longest time.
Hmnnnn, I think I need more coffee.
Tushar, I never said Lewinksy was ugly. She was a dumb, star struck cow. I didn’t think she was attractive. But that’s because I’m finding it hard to separate her attraction for that pig Bill Clinton from her person.
Monica was attractive in a Holstein heifer kind of way.
A fatty with too much make-up and too-big hair to compensate.
We know she puts out so that makes her attraction factor go up with some men.
Also, she kept THAT DRESS?????? Gross. Something is wrong with her.
I’m kind of thinking looks are secondary to the basic question of whether or not a girl is going to let you stick a cigar in her ass and throw man-yogurt at her.
I don’t see a confident, attractive woman going for that with a married man in the Oval office.
Absolutely right, MJ.
Shorter version: Easy target.
“Dr. Barbara Bellar Candidate for Illinois State Senate,
We’re going to be gifted with a healthcare plan we are forced to purchase, and fined if we don’t, which puportedly covers at least 10 million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted social security and medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and financed by a country that’s broke.
So, what the blank could possibly go wrong?”
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 6, 2012 8:25 am
If I get laid off from my job, I’m going to learn how to weld.
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Welding is not hard. Can have problems with your lungs though. Inhaling vaporized metals isn’t very healthy.
fuck
David Burge @iowahawkblog
Chicago: 370 murders since January 1.
Those dems sure know how to run a city. Their gun control laws are really working!
Did anyone ever calculate how many murders occurred in Chicago in the span of Rahm’s speech at the DNC?
It would be less than one.
David Burge @iowahawkblog
Chicago now has the equivalent of a St Valentines Day Massacre every 5 days.
I lived around the corner where the SVDM happened. The garage had long been replaced with an apartment building but it was kind of fun to ponder while waiting for the bus.
MJ aka Mr Chicago
Tell me about Chicago Italian Beef.
What is it? What makes it Italian?
It’s the gravy. We would take the roast beef, dip it in the au jus in a little strainer for awhile to heat it up, then put it on the bread and dip the whole thing. It’s messy as hell, but really good.
man gravy
Hahaha. We used to tell one of the barbacks that spoke little english to ask the gay manager for a cup of man butter.
Jose, go ask Gary for some man butter. Tell him you really need it. It’s important that you get man butter right away.
Chicago Italian Beef
Mmmmm. I haven’t made that in ages; my mom has a kick ass recipe, too.
I should poat that here and tweet it too!
This is for Mare. No one else look.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/poof.jpg
What cut of roast do you use Cyn?
There is a place around the corner that great cheese steak and pizza. I have seen it on the menu but never had it.
tube steak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDBtXIV82uI
Please do that, Cyn. I want a good recipe for it.
Hey Mare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4&feature=endscreen&NR=1
I don’t even remember which cut, it’s been so long. I will have to give mom a jingle for the recipe. It’s crockpot cookin’ though, I remember that much.
Everytime someone posts (on facedouche) a CLinton quote, I’m responding with “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Is Clinton still talking?
Sorry, I like Romney, and have for years, but I’m going to have to vote third party this year:
http://tinyurl.com/98pldcy
Is Clinton still talking?
Does he ever stop? Probably the only time he shuts up is when Hillary enters the room.
Thanks Hotspur….it is improved!
Laura, I can’t watch the video for some reason, but I LOVE the title.
Make sure to post it here, Cyn, so wiser can enjoy it. Football is over, after all.
He went almost an hour last night. He’s clearly still one of the best political speakers ever, man he can do that thing well, but he squandered it completely, going off his mission. He spent about 15 minutes trying to make the case that Obama really saved us from a depression, but then he couldn’t resist making it about him, and he went on and on and on.
Geraghty was right, he misses the sheer adoration, the spotlight. Every time I think Obama is the biggest narcissist that ever occupied the White House, Bill shows me just how wrong I am.
I just found out about Jackie Evancho.
What an adorable doll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwSd6pd5UAQ
Geraghty was good this morning, Dave.
Wow, Hotspurt, you need to get out of the Ghetto Bar a little more often.
I know.
Greetings, fellow hatemongers.
I can’t hear that song Angel without thinking about the animal abuse/rescue commercial it is used in.
Good morning, .007
I can’t help but think you put that period there on purpose, ad.
I like how AgileDog tells us his current BAC when he says good morning.
Why is it that the right is honest about what they see? Clinton gave a good speech. He’s full of it, but the speech was good.
On the left, no matter what, they stick to the script of calling whomever a fascist, racist POS. They never, ever give an honest assessment of what people know to be true and they largely get away with it.
*rereads last sentence.
Oh.
.007 won’t even get you in the door at the Kennedy compound.
Ted Kennedy just hit .007 last week.
BREAKING: Charlotte, NC Police have found an incoherent and seemingly confused senior citizen wandering near the Bank of America Stadium. The man seemed unable to answer the simplest questions, and instead, just kept repeating confused remarks regarding “trains and chains and planes.”
Police spokesman Lt. Chuck Waggin told reporters that the man, who was unable to provide his name, was lured into a large bus and taken to Charlotte Memorial Hospital for observation.
http://tinyurl.com/8tulrac
This is gonna sound crazy, but I think that Jason Garrett is bringing a little bit of the Tom Landry era back to the Dallas Cowboys.
I could be wrong, but I know that he has instituted a new “dress code” for when the guys are at team functions, and I believe he has passed on a few players because he sees them as future PR liabilities.
The team’s spirit seems to reflect that as well.
*cough*DEZBRYANT*cough*
Well, OK – ya got me there…..
The only thing I know about football is that the Cowboy Cafe days seem pretty awesome.
Ummm…
https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23failedcereals
Boy, those teabaggers sure are dim-witted, huh?
Laura, those dicks.
Cyn, should find the poat where we already did that, then post the link on that twit feed.
I’m sure that no one in the history of the internet, which goes back thousands of years according to Wikipedia, has ever thought of funny cereal names.
Bunch of A10s just flew over. It’s been a while since I’ve seen ‘em.
which goes back thousands of years according to Wikipedia
Huh? I’m old, but not that old. I was there for the dawn of the internet, and it wasn’t that long ago…
Say what you will about Ozzy Osbourne, but at least he wasn’t the mayor’s dad…
http://tinyurl.com/bmax2jp
Bunch of A10s just flew over. It’s been a while since I’ve seen ‘em.
General Electric’s greatest product to date.
Police spokesman Lt. Chuck Waggin
I see what you did there.
More A10s, really low, right over the house. Cool.
Gonna be a sad, sad day if Selfridge loses the A-10 wing. Unless something’s added, that’ll leave just the KC-135s and then closure.
Maybe they are setting up for a tank busting run, pepe. Be careful!
Ratings last night
NFL 8.7
Clinton 0.9
FYI: Gerard in a leather utilikilt was delish, and “roamingwelder” has a nice ring to it.
From Sean’s link, about the Alamo:
Texans, including famous frontiersman Davy Crockett, fought back for 13 days only to surrender, on March 6
Only 2 survivors of ~200 defenders is not “surrender”. Who wrote that article?
It’s corset girl! Hi, aggie!
It doesn’t say, AD. But I can attest that woman is batshit. And her son ain’t far behind.
*waves to everyone*
Yes, been a while. LOTS going on here, but school is in session so I can
waste time herevisit with y’all once againHi there, Aggs.
Huh? I’m old, but not that old. I was there for the dawn of the internet, and it wasn’t that long ago…
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Wikipedia is 100% correct. You must be misremembering.
Howdy, Sean!
Is Clinton speaking again tonight?
Did he ever stop?
I think it’s the other
blowjobblowhard, Dave.His fingers are a lot bonier.
I could have gone a few lifetimes without that info, Dave…
I just wanted to say “bonier”
Wikipedia is 100% correct.
Julian? Is that you?
Oops, Sorry. Wrong wiki—-.
Heh:
The Giants header is funnier to me now.
That’s a keeper, Sean. Thanks for the laugh!
TheOnion gets it right more often than MSDNC.
Leon, GE did not design and build the A 10. It built the GAU-8 gun that is the primary weapon on an A10.
S’right, Fairchild-Republic built the A-10. GE built the engines too.
If Obama had a son….
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/obama-twitter-death-threats-486712
Dave, what happened to Fairchild? Part of Northrop , Boeing, Lockheed or United now?
I’ll be damned. Pwned by teh joos now over at Elbit.
The man was obviously high on crack and paint, Tushar. He thinks Michelle Obama is “sexy”.
*barfs*
>>The man was obviously high on crack and paint
As I said, if Obama had a son….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Leon, GE did not design and build the A 10
Wasn’t talking about the plane, just the gun. The plane is just a means to the end of hauling the damn gun around.
Aggie!
Biden hitchhikes to the DNC:
http://www.theonion.com/video/joe-biden-hitchhikes-to-democratic-national-conven,29426/
What can I say? I missed you, Brad….
*unsheathes machete*
They run and hide their heads, they might as well be dead. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLYCR_XkfJg
http://americandigest.org/sidelines/2012/09/
Fat assed bitch.
Heh. Beau Biden called M’chelle “Hillary” twice. There must be a gaffe gene.
Are we going to ignore the new poat? I want to, but it feels rude.
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