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The sunuvabitch is incredibly handsome. He never has to work out and yet he has the perfect body. Strong as all hell, x-ray vision, home in the beautiful Arctic Circle and, though I have no proof of this other than listening to Xbrad talk about his fevered Superman fan-fic, I’m also going to assume he has a huge dick.
Plus, he can fly.
And now this???
Now he has the hottest chick in comic book history as well?!?!1!? Fucking prick bastard. HEY! SUPERMAN! HOW’S ABOUT LEAVING A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR US MERE MORTALS, HUH? You greedy fuck.
Yeah, yeah, you über-geek comic book purists will say this isn’t the first time they have kissed, and that Superman’s REAL love is Lois Lane. But in the “new-and-improved” DC Universe, Lois is out of the picture.
In the 1980s, the pair [Wonder Woman and Superman] had a brief fling but Superman went on to marry Lois Lane. They also kissed in Frank Miller’s Dark Knight Strikes Again a decade ago. In a 2006 epilogue to 1996′s Kingdom Come, the couple asks Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, to stand as godfather to their unborn child.
Since DC relaunched its characters and universe nearly a year ago, some of the origins have changed – Wonder Woman is now the daughter of Zeus – and the costumes have, too.
One aspect that did not survive the relaunch: Lois Lane’s role as Superman’s love. She’s still around, but the two have never dated, nor are they likely to.
So, in the newly rebooted DC Universe, there has never been any romantic link between Superman and Lois. And, after he gets some o’ that special, daughter-of-Zeus poon, I’m pretty sure that Lois’ run-of-the-mill panty hamster would hold no interest for Supes whatsoever, no matter what kind of strange and disturbing tricks she might be able to do with it, except for maybe if he feels like tossing her a pity-fuck so she will finally just STFU,
Honestly, I’ve never understood Superman’s attraction to Lois anyway. She’s mouthy, obnoxious, annoying, needy, clumsy, and, to be quite honest, not really that bright. I mean, come on, he puts on a pair of glasses and she’s stumped? That’s the level of intelligence that one only tends to find in those high-functioning retards at MSNBC, not in an ace reporter for a media powerhouse like the Daily Planet.
But let’s be real. you choose:
Doesn’t really take super-vision to make this call, does it?
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