We just needed a new poat. Some music? Okay.
Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
This is true.
Yeah, this was on my Faceplant page. It’s still funny, especially because I have photos of Mini-me where she’s giving herself rabbit ears.
Inquiring minds, etc.
(watch our stats go off the chart because of “lesbians.jpg”)
Okay, so I had a senior moment.
There, enjoy. *mwah*
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I can’t snooze, I have to mow the rest of the lawn.
Just woke up. I hardly ever do that – nap that is.
BBQ is back on the grill. I got it up to 200°. Now I just want to hold it on the heat for about an hour to crisp it up.
Get the cooler ready.
7 miles/ made my bitch.
I’m going to hold it in the oven at about 180°. I don’t want to make my cooler smell like smoked meat.
HotBride had cambros at the inn. She was going to save one for us when she moved out, but decided we didn’t need it.
What’s cambros?
http://www.bing.com/shopping/cambro-dark-brown-insulated-front-loading-food-carrier-full-size/p/75EE99F56256DCE77DB5?q=Cambro+Food+Carriers&lpq=Cambro%20Food%20Carriers&FORM=HURE
Yes we cam,bros!
BTW, Scott, instead of crutching in foil, I used an oven baking bag. It really worked swell.
Scott’s probably making Wiserbud get him a beer right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4vblG6BVQ
“Hey, Wiserbud, as long as you’re just resting, why not get me a beer?”
“Oh, and help Laura set the table.”
You men sure talk about your meat a lot.
You men sure talk about your meat a lot.
Your point?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srEe6K34DVo
It’s what we do.
Jim Steinman kicks ass. Nice song, MCPO.
Meatloaf sux.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8q4q9ND8V1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg
Well, hello Romie, Mare.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r0udQn8k1qbwakso1_500.jpg
The TiFWs are home from their romantic weekend away.
Real life suxx……
Heh, I dig the tie, Pups.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r813HErC1qb5gkjo1_250.jpg
Dave?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8e92ePlmK1qf19ato1_500.jpg
Mare??
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/92szqyl
Cyn, deals on musical instruments, via Instapundit
http://www.amazon.com/b/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=ur2&me=A2L77EE7U53NWQ&no=1267877011&node=5129972011&tag=wwwviolentkicom
I know it’s really, REALLY early to ask this, but if the TiFWs were to host a meat-up in downtown Fort Worth next year, would any of you guys be interested in attending?
Prolly looking at Fall, 2013…..
* burp *
MCPO…..that made lol. The bird deal.
If Obama is reelected……No.
If Romney wins……maybe.
Ha! I’m going to be an early “yes” Teresa. Unless my husband says, “let’s go to Cancun” or something equally unlikely.
2016: Obama’s America. Pure red meat for red staters. Very well done movie, with plenty of tricks done to visually tell a story that is narrated by Dinesh. They were preaching to the choir with me, but I can see an independent being convinced by this movie.
Romney should buy tickets for people to see this.
Big day at the Ct Brisket Research Center.
I built a device that will provide smoke for about 6 hours, for $1.77.
Things are about to change around here.
Scott, you said $1.77 here. The official CT brisket research center website says $1.88.
Can you explain the 11 cent anomaly? Was that an illegal contribution to Romney campaign?
**sics IRS on Scott**
Brisket+roasted green chile+flour tortilla=yummy. I am ready to let Dan buy/make any smoker he wants.
He’s including local taxes.
Oso, my mouth watered. No tortillas for me because of the damn carbs!
I still say flour but there are fewer carbs in corn. Still yummy but not AS yummy!
Did anybody prey on anybody else’s deep-seated insecurities today?
First day of school tomorrow…
http://i.imgur.com/OHvNM.jpg
Huh. That’s an oddly specific time.
* changes name to Major Assbeating *
Mare loves pup!! Hahahahahah
Here is Major Assbeating’s profile pic
http://i.imgur.com/CAYX9.jpg
Schools would be better if that actually happened!
If my last name were Assbeating, I’m pretty sure I’d have had to join the Army.
LOL
Scott that was my LOL…. Holy crap that’s funny!!
I need to sign up for Indian Netflix. This stuff is gold!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IttgvQ7mNkc&feature=related
Pups would you PLEASE make that the header?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqETyU9k0lM
If my last name were Assbeating, I’m pretty sure I’d have had to join the Army.
When you enlisted, you’d be Private Assbeating. I think you’d be very popular on Craigslist.
Scott, those illogical movie scenes are from movies made in southern part of India. Even other Indians laugh at them. And many are available on regular netflix.
Sean knows things.
I mostly suspect things.
The sound effects are priceless Tushar.
Wait……is Banglar southern?
Why does Tushar hate the south? Racist!!!
Sean sees the big picture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8yrdi__sQ
Damn. I thought Banglar was a place.
The movies are awesome whatever it is.
Scott, Bangla is short for Bangladesh. Banglar Batman means Bangladesh’s Batman.
Oso, I am not racist, towards people from India’s South or US South. Won’t stop me from making fun of South Indian movies or Dave.
Or King Kong… Whatever.
I’m not going to school this year. Obama’s just gonna send me a G.E.D.!!!
When you enlisted, you’d be Private Assbeating. I think you’d be very popular on Craigslist.
Gotta go OCS to get the rank of Major, so I’d have started as 2nd Lieutenant Assbeating.
I just like calling everyone, racist! Keeps me in fighting form for the election.
did I mention that I made Twitchy?
Oh, and Scott is a smoking GOD!!! Brisket was awesome… clams were awesome….
the man is a smoking GENIUS!
Racista!!!!!!!
General Assbeating would seem like a letdown.
God? Maybe in another month or two.
picking at some smoked brisket that we brought home with us. omg……
I added the assbeating photo to the media library, but someone else will need to make it a header, my tablet won`t edit the picture.
God? Maybe in another month or two.
well, “a” God, not “the” God….
sounds like there was successful smoking today.
Smoking God? Scott will need a bigger smoker.
sounds like there was successful smoking today.
Bringing new meaning to the term “meat-up”
Howzat Mare? I am too tired to change the words.
Scott, did you smoke afterwards?
PJMedia picked their “dream team” of their top 10 conservative columnists. David Brooks and Peggy Noonan made the list. WTF. Someone there needs Major Assbeating, stat.
Roamy, I was too pissed to link that. Grrrr
Heh.
http://tinyurl.com/9ke4yur
Hey.. whoa… hey… waitasecond here……..
you want to talk smoke?
let’s talk smoke….
Luke 3:16
John answered, saying unto them all, I indeed baptize you with water; but one mightier than I cometh, the latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to unloose: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost and with fire:
bring it on, beeyotches…..
That’s probably what Cuffy is doing.
Banglar Cinemas!
Revelation 15:8
And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his power
Applewood smoke, btw….
That kickass shed I built….the one that has survived snowstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes and earthquakes?
I have been informed that it is now a cold smoker.
It needs hooks for animals and whatnot.
It sucked. I picked fresh green beans from the garden and then ruined them.
I RUIN EVERYTHING WITH MY STUPID STUPID HANDS
*throws the dog against the wall*
The dream team picked:
1. George Will
2. Heather MacDonald
3. Mark Steyn
4. Peggy Noonan
5. Thomas Sowell
6. Victor Davis Hanson
7. David Brooks
8. Jonah Goldberg
9. Rich Lowry
10. Charles Krauthammer
I suggested John Hayward (@Doc_0), Bill Whittle, and Iowahawk. Anything but Brooks. Geez. Peggy’s at least trying to redeem herself, but she’s not in the top 10 any more.
Twitter shares have dropped 20% since cuffy went dark.
Genesis 19:28
He looked out across the plain to Sodom and Gomorrah and saw columns of smoke and fumes, as from a furnace, rising from the cities there.
I was considering cold-smoking them, but what with all that fat…..
Gonna make the MMM now. Anyone have any requests as far as number of trannies?
Season 2, Episode 2 of Hell On Wheels tonight was … simply outstanding … as always!
I RUIN EVERYTHING WITH MY STUPID STUPID HANDS
I forgive thee….
Leon – Usual mix? 4 trannies and 2 real chicks.
It sucked. I picked fresh green beans from the garden and then ruined them.
hey, at least you had something to harvest.
*so jealous of lauraw’s garden, I offered to pay her to help with ours next year….
Leon – Usual mix? 4 trannies and 2 real chicks.
You got it.
I offered to pay her to help with ours next year….
Not everyone wants free clarinet lessons. . . just sayin’
Not everyone wants free clarinet lessons. . . just sayin’
(Scott, look away… now….)
I got other stuff to offer….
HA!
Converting a shed into a smokehouse… Not a bad idea. You may want to make it a bit more airtight, and make sure insects and varmints don’t have an easy entry.
Anyone have any requests as far as number of trannies?
go different….
none.
Hey God, check this shit out.
*blows a smoke ring from my Mederos*
Pretty good, huh?
We’ll tag team on each others’ gardens, then. I want to make mine bigger.
Main thing is to get some manure spread on it this Fall. Soil’s getting a little thin after a few years of just compost. And you don’t have much topsoil at all.
While we are discussing number of trannies in MMM, can we have some real women in BBF instead of cows with huge udders?
It’s pretty airtight Tushar, and unlike those animals down south we don’t have bugs in the winter.
Bugs don’t like smoke.
Easy peasy. My Aunt Florence’s smokehouse was a shed with a firebox next to it. And it had hooks and stuff.
That teensy woman could kill a hog faster than you can say “clarinet lessons”
We don’t have many varmints either.
The small ones are the ones you need to worry about.
A properly sized shed should have enough air and oxygen volume for 6-8 hours of smoking. May not want to enter the shed during smoking though. Any trapped carbon monoxide could be an issue. Best to let it vent before you enter.
We don’t have many clarinet lessons here.
Pretty good, huh?
meh…
http://tinyurl.com/8dov3ag
Hotspur did the crutch,,, hours ago,,,,, so he is in meat coma.
That or it was horrible and everyone died.
I am going with coma.
Main thing is to get some manure spread on it this Fall.
So, if I understand you… I don’t have enough shit…
hmmmm….
Our garden looks great this year, if it were a month ago…
The pole-beans have ‘just’ reached the top of the poles. We’ve picked – none.
The yellow crooked-neck squash has really taken off. We’ve picked two.
The cukes are blooming(!?).
There are four, or five tiny jalapenos and one sweet pepper that is about 2″ high.
The corn is tall, but none is ready to pick.
The spuds have done okay. The dill is 4′ tall and looking fine. The walla-walla sweet onions are the one thing that has done really well with this cool, damp, overcast, ‘summer’.
We’ve got sweet-onions that are 8″ across! I’ve never seen sweet-onions this big. There are a hundred, or more. Of course, sweet-onions do NOT keep. We will have to give them away or dehydrate them.
Everything is so late, that pretty-much none of it will finish. Really shitty year for North-Wet gardens.
http://tinyurl.com/8r8mzyl
>> meh…
Fuckin showoff supreme being. I went to school on that shit, would think you’d appreciate it, but nooooo.. you have to be all, omnipotent and braggy.
http://tinyurl.com/8r8mzyl
un-fucking-believable…..
no wonder Obama is working so hard to block the military vote….
So, if I understand you… I don’t have enough shit…
MARE!!
Uh, Wiser, the Duffle Blog is The Onion of milblogs.
you have to be all, omnipotent and braggy.
hey…. that rain today?
I did that…..
whadda you got, bass-boy?
Uh, Wiser, the Duffle Blog is The Onion of milblogs.
hey, I’m just going with what you give me….
Anyone grow ginger? I stuck some in a bucket 2 years ago and it grew. Then it did not. Now I have 5 ginger stalks in my bucket. When? What? Huh? I have no clue.
>>hey…. that rain today?
I did that…..
whadda you got, bass-boy?
God, Dave poured piss out of his boots today. That has to count for something.
>> whadda you got, bass-boy?
Oh come on, you’re gonna show me how tough you are against a mere mortal? Wow, set the bar low God-guy. I watered the tomato plants today, with a garden hose.
*hits you in the face with the sprayer*
HAH.. Didn’t see that coming, did ya? How you like me now?
Vmax,
Growing ginger:
http://www.tropicalpermaculture.com/growing-ginger.html
My dog is named Ginger. Obama ate dog.
Hosing down the Almighty may not have been the best idea, Dave…
http://tinyurl.com/9egty9r
Eh, joke Him if He can’t take a fuck.
God, Dave poured piss out of his boots today. That has to count for something.
So, a scientist comes to me and says that he has figured out how to create life, just like me.
I say “okay, smart guy, show me. Let’s see what you got.”
He reaches down and grabs a handful of dirt.
“eh, eh, eh,” I say.
“Create dirt.”
Thanks Chris
I be rollin’. They be hatin’.
http://tinyurl.com/8n9kq7c
*hands God a five iron*
C’mon, you know we all want to see it again.
*yawn*
I went with 7 images for tomorrow because I’m feeling generous and shizz. No known trannies. Really!
HAH.. Didn’t see that coming, did ya? How you like me now?
I forgive you.
*flips through to last page in Dave’s book and makes another note
C’mon, you know we all want to see it again.
Sometimes I chilly-dip the five….
When you’re sandbagging and a twenty is riding on it.
I know you.
DiT,
Talked to my older bro. He went to the eye surgeon. They, evidently, used the LASER to tack-weld the tear in the retina and stop the bleeding into the vitreous-humor.
The surgeon said it looks good. The bleeding is stopped and the retina is secured. He’s supposed to go back in a week to make sure that nothing is leaking.
He’s pretty excited that he could talk to ‘little bro’ and get such good advice about eye health and save his sight. I told him he should be thanking “Dave in Texas”, and not me.
He, of course, has no idea what that means. I am amused, and thankful that you told us of your trials. It enabled me to help my idiot brother.
Thanks, again.
When you’re sandbagging and a twenty is riding on it.
hey… a bet’s a bet.
how’s the other knee, my son?
*blows on fingertip and takes aim…..
Chrisp, that’s great. I’m glad my experience helped someone else, that really makes it worth it. Prayers for his recovery.
>> how’s the other knee, my son?
It’s the one you made. No warranty. And another thing.. OW.. sonofa…cut that out!
Ha ha ha! God and Dave should argue more often.
And another thing.. OW.. sonofa…cut that out!
eh, just kidding, buddy.
You get a huge pass for helping out krispy’s brother…
take an extra vicodin out of petty cash.
It’s on me.
*flips to Isaiah* Hey, how about that running and not growing weary promise? Member that one, O Lord of the universe? Walk and not grow faint? Yeah, that was you big guy.
Michael?
http://tinyurl.com/8cawmto
*phew* Thanks. This thing aches like a mofo today.
From assbeating to unexpected ass kicking
http://joelrunyon.com/two3/an-unexpected-ass-kicking
It is good and worth the time
Hey, how about that running and not growing weary promise? Member that one, O Lord of the universe? Walk and not grow faint? Yeah, that was you big guy.
ummm… ‘scuse me?
Wanta discuss the definition of “fornication”? Yannow, the whole “no sex before marriage” thingy I believe I may have mentioned?
It’s a two-way street, buddy.
You play, you pay.
’nuff said
Did you talk to Wiserbud?
He’s a notorious liar.
Wait, wasn’t Isaiah about a deal G*D had with the Jews?
You Jewish, Dave?
I think you’re thinking about Job.
Anyway, back to the Boss there. I don’t recall the wages of sin being a torn meniscus. Unless the translators really boned it.
He’s a notorious liar.
Wiserbud is one of my special projects.
He follows the right path, but he doesn’t quite recognize what I do for him. He respects me, but he also rejects the “organized religions” that have perverted my message and caused so much confusion and pain.
I doubt he will ever become a disciple, but I like him anyway.
Plus, he tells me … everything.
And, on that note, Dave, should really, really should be ashamed of yourself. I mean..come on, he was sleeping, dude…..
I don’t recall the wages of sin being a torn meniscus.
I work in mysterious ways…..
heh heh heh ….
And, on that note, Dave, should really, really should be ashamed of yourself. I mean..come on, he was sleeping, dude…..
HEY! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD NEVER TELL!!!
You dammit….
but I like him anyway.
right back atcha, big guy….
>> And, on that note, Dave, should really, really should be ashamed of yourself. I mean..come on, he was sleeping, dude…..
Told you he lied.
Really, you missed that? Omnipresent God?
I mean, cmon, he’s a clarinet player, for Your Son’s sake.
Really, you missed that? Omnipresent God?
hey… the lights were out.
And sohos and PJ were in a room a couple of floors up…
ummmmmm……. d’uh?
I think we have achieved extreme stupid here.
Well done.
Time for sleeps.
I mean, cmon, he’s a clarinet player, for Your Son’s sake.
I happen to like the sound of a well-played clarinet….
I think we have achieved extreme stupid here.
You do realize where you are, right?
You would.
So where do you go to hear one?
This is no where near as funny as the WTFITS thread.
Nope
Not even
So where do you go to hear one?
admittedly, it is difficult to find, but this doesn’t actually suck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk2XiJhw_U
or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVk8ErdWaI
Pete Fountain didn’t suck either. And of course Benny Goodman.
Anyway, it’s a school night. Take it easy God. And you too Vmax and Wiser.
good night, my son.
I’m outahere also.
Bless you all, my children.
be back when I can.
speaking of amazing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-HG6plNpic
Goodnight, supreme ruler of everything.
*hits you with the sprayer again*
And take THAT witcha
*hits you with the sprayer again*
Y’all do realize that Dave is not going to get a good night’s sleep tonight, right?
lemme see now… what to do.. what to do..
heat… itchy sheets…. extra little pain in the knees..
OOOH! I GOT IT!!!
*shoots “going blind” dream into Dave’s brain……
heh heh heh…
yeah… he’ll sleep well tonight….
*wink
HAHAHAHA! You two are a crack up!
*crosses off “sucking up to wiser” week until next month*
Good night, HotSmokedSausages.
I close my eyes
Then I drift away
Into the magic night
I softly sway
Oh smile and pray
Like derpers do
Then I fall asleep
To derp my derps of you