Good afternoon wankers, jackoffs, and those of you wishing you were RIGHT NOW!11! and welcome to another BBF™, a Hawt Chick posting a Hawt Chick Edition™. MJ is a lazy fuck or off traveling or some shit so he couldn’t do today post. Sure. Whatevs.
I can’t believe this children’s song I wrote has as many views as it does, but it’s filled with so many innuendos you’ll know that I thought about you when I wrote it.
Hard to believe, but today’s model is brand new to the H2. She was born in Bury, England on 09/11/86 and graduated 32E-24-35 in her high school class of 69. She ain’t bad, for a blonde, and she shaves so there’s that. Knowing that you’re reading none of this and skimming to find her name so that you can bing her for more juicy pics, please take a moment to wipe the Jergen’s from your hands to give a friendly wave to Rhian Sugden.
I have it on personal authority that you skipped school a bunch so let’s try to make up for that and learn some crap, shall we:
|1743||By the Treaty of Abo, Sweden cedes southeast Finland to Russia, ending Sweden’s failed war with Russia.|
|1812||Napoleon Bonaparte’s army defeats the Russians at the Battle of Smolensk during the Russian retreat to Moscow.|
|1833||The first steam ship to cross the Atlantic entirely on its own power, the Canadian ship Royal William, begins her journey from Nova Scotia to The Isle of Wight.|
|1863||Union gunboats attack Fort Sumter in Charleston, South Carolina, for the first time.|
|1942||Marine Raiders attack Makin Island in the Gilbert Islands from two submarines.|
|1943||Allied forces complete the conquest of Sicily.|
|1944||The mayor of Paris, Pierre Charles Tattinger, meets with the German commander Dietrich von Choltitz to protest the explosives being deployed throughout the city.|
|1945||Upon hearing confirmation that Japan has surrendered, Sukarno proclaims Indonesia’s independence.|
|1960||American Francis Gary Powers pleads guilty at his Moscow trial for spying over the Soviet Union in a U-2 plane.|
|1978||Three Americans complete the first crossing of the Atlantic in a balloon.|
|1998||President Bill Clinton admits to the American public that he had affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.|
Now go and try to carry on for the rest of the day all you lotion-using freaks.
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