Anyone who didn’t know who was going to be the star of this week’s Hunky Hump Day needs to buy a round of drinks at the next meatup.
If you didn’t see this yesterday, I already confessed.
However, I’m going to lead off with this demotivator because we need some humor.
Young guns with guns.
Cute, but I think he got better with age.
Caption this.
A man with the love of a good woman (his wife Janna).
A unabashed patriot.
Okay, I’ll stop now.
And for those still looking for some skin, I bring you some Abercrombie & Fitch, courtesy of Osoloco.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
Updated for Andy (Car In) – I hope you don’t mind Roamy
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‘Cuz it can’t be played enough when it comes to Candidate “Dreamy”:
(courtesy of TiFW)
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No deer hunting pic?
Hmmph.
*slams door*
Bunk!!! Thanks, Roamy!
wow! He is one fine man
Andy, you could add one. EXCELLENT HHD.
Hi How r u?
I updated! Hope Roamy doesn’t mind.
Hi V-man. How’s it going?
Caption this from above, my answer: “Do you mean Moochelle’s dick is really this much bigger than yours, Barry?”
“When I was pushing your granny off the cliff, I stopped about this far from the edge, then waited until she sighed her relief. Then I shoved her the rest of the way. Heh.”
Doing fine Car in. When do you start limousine service today?
Just heard a radio report of thousands of young illegals lining up at consulates to apply for Barky’s amnesty.
Yeah. Where will they apply for jobs and will we be required to learn Spanish, to keep ours?
Wasn’t someone in congress supposed to sue his f*cking corruptness over this to stop it?
When do you start limousine service today?
2:45. Although one son is bugging me to take him to the phone place and see about a replacement. @@
Yesterday was crazy. I think two have practice at the same time, same location today, so that’s a little bit of a relief.
This weekend is going to be nuts. I think I over-promised my services.
Youngest two have to walk in the lapeer days parade. Middle child has to do something there as well, but I don’t know what because she’s at cheer camp right now. OLDEST has to work the chicken shack for football. #2 son has to be at a soccer tournament in town, but the games are several -SEVERAL – hours apart from each other, and I said I’d work the concession stand from 11-12:30.
Just heard a radio report of thousands of young illegals lining up at consulates to apply for Barky’s amnesty.
we need zombie or someone over there reporting what’s going on.
Paul Ryan makes my panties fly around the room. Most excellent, Roamy!
Happy Birthday, J’Ames!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fRuExSRaBA
Work desktop blue screen of death. Perfect timing.
Don’t know how you do it Carin. When will oldest be able to drive?
Nice pups, is the company large enough that you have to sit and wait for IT to fix it?
The picture with the bow and George Washington in the back ground is absolutely perfect!
They HAVE to win.
Roamy, for this HHD you earn 10,000 points. To be used for a portable defibrillator, new shoes because the old ones kicked so much ass, and booze (to be drunk after goal weight is hit).
Happy Birthday James!!!
Happy birthday, Michael.
Leon, did you read the article on Drudge about eggs being worse than smoking as far as plaque building?
Flawed study I’m guessing.
Hotspur, I may be dumb but I’m slow.
Happy birthday, J’Ames!!!!!!
Today is also my parents’ 53rd wedding anniversary.
I hadn’t read it, Mare, but it might just as simple as smoking not really causing arterial plaques. It’s awful for lots of reasons, but this might just be a symptom it doesn’t have.
There’s also the “healthy person” problem. Someone who’s worried about plaques is probably not eating eggs — no big deal — but someone who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about their health is probably eating them, so all the other things the second person is doing wrong go along with the eggs without the study controlling for them.
Same thing happened with the Nurses Study, where they “found” that HRT reduced heart attacks in women, except what they really found was that people who were trying to stay healthy had fewer heart attacks. If you controlled for more behavior and diet, HRT was at best neutral on heart attacks, and possibly made them slightly more likely.
NICE HHD, Roamy!
Go pick yourself out a nice young man from the building in the back – I think Cyn keeps it pretty well-stocked…..
V-man, oldest can drive, but we don’t have an extra car for him to ferry for me.
Plus, he’s the first at practice and the last to leave.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which we die.
Mare, I saw that study while I was eating my eggs.
So I ignored it.
Happy Birthday, J’ames!!!
He deserves to be the captain, Carin.
I was eating eggs too carin. I do every morning….it slowed the fork to my mouth…..for a second.
I’ve just about given up on listening to the “experts” when it comes to stuff like this – Mr. TiFW’s grandfather ate eggs every day of his life and died at the ripe old age of 95 with no heart disease whatsoever.
You’ve either got good genes or you don’t.
For whatever reason, I can eat whatever I want to, be morbidly obese, have abysmal cholesterol numbers (according to the experts), and have heart arteries that are clean as a whistle.
Mr. TiFW eats right, exercises, and watches his weight, and he’s got blockage in one of his arteries.
No diabetes on either side of my family; I don’t have it, either.
Mr. TiFW’s family, on the other hand has it all over the place – and he is trending that way, too.
I read somewhere that cancer is “luck of the draw” – some peoples’ immune systems are better than others.
Heck, just eat what you want – we’re all gonna die sometime; might as well enjoy ourselves while we’re here…..
Where’s that whore Laura been?
Paul Ryan went to Miami of Ohio. Didn’t you go there, Carin?
Linda McMahon made millions selling sex, violence and drug abuse.
This campaign is going to fun.
Who is Linda McMahon?
Harry Reid made millions as a public employee. Evidently pedophilia pays.
Boehner is an idiot of epic proportions.
Scott, steroids aren’t really drugs. The rest of that is fair, though.
Bootleg laptop.
Yep, Hotspur. I did. He was just a class or two below me.
Insanely corrupt Democrat loses race for State Senate nomination in Connecticut.
wiserbud stunned into unconsciousness.
Insanely corrupt Democrat wins town in which wiserbud lives by a 2 to 1 margin.
wiserbud … not so shocked…
Linda McMahon made millions selling sex, violence and drug abuse.
If she were a Democrat in this state, she would have her Senate seat for the rest of her life.
Awesome Iowahawk tweet from yesterday:
“Joe Biden reminds of a simpler America, when a kid could go to the local drug store and buy cough syrup and model glue and leaded paint.”
Linda and her husband created WWF. She is running for senate, Lieberman’s vacant seat, against a far left loon.
Oh, for Heaven’s sake, I know who she is! I just had a Biden.
The dope pushing whore actually has a chance too.
The dope pushing whore actually has a chance too.
riiiiiiight…….
By this time next week, Linda will be wanting to put black people in chains and murdering old people in their sleep.
Biden proves how little the Demcrats value the US. Putting him that close to the Presidency is almost as bad as putting Obama there.
Do you think he’ll have an “accident” near November and someone else will be out on e ticket?
Stupid autocorrect!
Some old people deserve it.
Mare, I have no doubt he shits his pants now….oh, you mean getting hit by a bus……
Thanks for the wishes, and Happy Birthday, Michael.
And Lipstick.
Maybe they’ll put Chelsea on the ticket. She’s talking about running for office.
He was just a class or two below me.
Way to go, Car in! Paul Ryan was under you.
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(I’m sooooo jealous…..
Maybe they’ll put Chelsea on the ticket. She’s talking about running for office.
Hence the high profile NBC job right out of college, while all the little people toil away. Gotta get that name recognition!
I know I saw 1 report. Wow.
Chelsea for political office? Sure she could win in certain places (the Chicago Way), however, she must be the most self unaware person living. She’s a total drip.
, however, she must be the most self unaware person living. She’s a total drip.
And, she’s accomplished NOTHING personally.
“Who is Linda McMahon?”
MARE, get out of the house more often.
I thought all wingnuts watched wrestling every night, along with Faux News.
Huh.
Clint, you evidently missed my next comment regarding McMahon.
And, she’s accomplished NOTHING personally.
Ummm…..doesn’t that make her eminently qualified for a high Democrat office?
And, she’s accomplished NOTHING personally.
As has Barky and look where that took him. A f*cking ghoul lurking under your bed.
Other than given (NOT EARNING) her way into a $300,000/year job, I didn’t want to criticize Michelle’s looks, family or anything else. Once I heard her “…never been proud of my country…” comment all bets were off…the ungrateful bitch!
I don’t think anyone on the left will give Ann and Janna any slack from the get go. No reason will be required to rip them to shreds.
Let’s see…Chelsea, working for a hedge fund married to a hedge funder, son of an inmate, who steal from the little guy.
Yep, totally qualified for VP.
My wife is away for a week with our daughter and grandson at a cottage on the lake. A friend of our daughter is also along with her three boys, and evidently she’s one of these fucking helicopter moms.
I think my wife will leave early and come home.
What a shame.
What is she doing Hotspur?
Chelsea Clinton is 32. You have to be 35.
baracky has accomplished little – that is true – but at least he can be said to have known enough to make the right associations which catapulted him to where he was. He followed the cheese, like a mouse, to the White house.
Chelsea can’t even have been said to do that. She was merely born.
Also – her “jobs” – I believe she sits on all sorts of bs “boards”, for which she in not qualified, and probably doesn’t show up to do any work anyway.
I think Linda has a chance.
Murphy has never run a state-wide campaign and she has.
40% don’t know anything about him and he’s a commie.
She has a lot more money.
The polls only have her down by 8% and the sampling is stupid.
On the other hand, the drug pushing whore lives in a gated community.
The polls only have her down by 8% and the sampling is stupid.
I hope you’re right, but I think the people of this state would vote for a dead raccoon if it had a D after it’s name before they would vote for a Republican.
Hopefully this year is different. Maybe it’s just because of where I live that I don’t feel very confident. Too much corruption and too many state workers and unionized idiots who are very happy with the direction things are going.
On the other hand, the drug pushing whore lives in a gated community.
You joke about this stuff, but it’s going to be the line of attack and, sadly, I think it’s going to work.
How many people did you talk to last time around who said “I would vote for Linda, but …ick… wrestling….” And how many women are turned off to her because she’s a successful woman? OF course, she has the fact that’s not attractive in her favor for that demo, but still .. successful women do not get other women’s votes.
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.
You know…
morons.
Plus the right is motivated.
Talk radio guy said there is a chance that Romney could take CT.
Slim chance, but possible this time.
That would be something.
You cannot imagine how sad Zelda just looked when I filled her bowl with the diet dog food.
It looks pretty much the same.
WTFITS?
She is constantly with the boys and won’t leave them alone to play by themselves. Basically she inserts herself into everything they do – all day long.
It would drive me batty too.
That would be something.
That would be…. fucking awesome!
https://p.twimg.com/A0Unm3mCEAAciMz.jpg:large
You seem to know a great number of parents that bug you HS. I realize it’s anecdotal, and the plural of anecdote is not data, it just seems like you know more than most.
Hope and change!!!!!!!!!!
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/15/former-obama-campaign-co-chair-to-stump-for-romney/
Other than the woman on FaceFook, I can’t think of any.
Homeboy went from authentic to inauthentic in three years. Is there anything scoamf can’t do?
Well yeah, but that’s kind of expected when you switch parties. Dems in Alabama are following that southern trend (it’s been happening in Texas for years, Phil Gramm and Ralph Hall were the two most prominent names here that flipped from Dem to Rep. I really expected my old rep, Chet Edwards to jump (he’s a pretty conservative Dem), but he didn’t and he got creamed in the 2010 mid terms.
Still it is kinda funny. It used to be to get anywhere in a southern state you had to be a Dem, but that shit went out the window when Reagan pulled over the “Reagan Democrats” – who are now just part of the Republican base.
(I was talking about Davis from Scott’s link, not inauthentic homeboy.)
Wow, this day sure went into the shitter quickly.
I’m hoping that 20 years from now we’ll say “Romney Democrats”.
One of my chickens just laid the cutest LITTLE egg.
J’ames, other than the shooting at FRC, what is making your day craptacular?
I’m getting 6-7 eggs a day now. Would have had 8 yesterday, but chickens are dumb animals and sometimes step on fragile things.
Actually, they’ll peck ‘em to make sure the shells are strong. Iffen it were to develop for a chick. So they often give it a peck and see what happens. If it breaks, they’ll often have their own little “omelet” breakfast.
Sometimes they don’t, and I find eggs with one little peck mark.
I’ve found a few like that, makes sense. I’ll be sure to inform the Mrs; she was worried that they weren’t getting enough calcium.
Work and scope creep. My favorite.
So they eat their abortions?
I’m not getting that many, but I think the new ones hadn’t really started laying. What I thought was them, may have just been the older chickens being VERY productive.
I saw a buff in that box, and then I found the tiny egg, so that would indicated she JUST started laying.
Unless it happens a lot, I wouldn’t worry. You can add stuff to their feed, of course.
So they eat their abortions?
Well, a layed egg isn’t an abortion.
Technically, Hotspur, mine are menses, not abortions.
Car in, a cracked laid egg would be, assuming it was fertile.
It’s not aborted until I take it away from them.
Until that point, it’s potential life.
Well, a layed egg isn’t an abortion.
But if they break it open on purpose…
So, basically, chickens are democrats.
a cracked egg would be a spontaneous abortion or a miscarriage. The chick wouldn’t make it because the shell is too fragile. I think it would be cruel to say the chickens are aborting them.
They don’t break it on PURPOSE. The peck the shell to insure it’s strong enough to lay on, etc.
not all eggs are fertilized? Huh. I thought that was part of the process.
The chick wouldn’t make it because the shell is too fragile.
Tim Tebow
THE CIR-CLE of LIIIIIFFEEE …
So most accurately: yes, chickens will eat miscarriages.
Yes. Right. Exactly.
It sucks that you have to have a shitty day on your birthday, Jay. Take the afternoon off.
Did Hotspur order a remote meat thermometer yet? If not, why not?
Hah, afternoon off? Yeah, right. Now I have too much to do.
I can’t decide which one to get.
Why doesn’t Lauraw love us anymore?
I think it’s because we don’t talk about recipes enough.
Stupid Wiser.
I have this one:
http://www.amazon.com/Maverick-Wireless-BBQ-Thermometer-Set/dp/B004IMA718
If you order now, it will be here for the weekend smoking session.
Now I’m hungry for chicken. Not just the little bit I just had on my salad, either.
Full blown beer butt chicken. Although this time Imma gonna use orange soda instead of beer.
I haven’t pecked an egg since 1989.
Okay, Jay. I ordered it. It will be here Friday. I’m holding you personally liable if I fuck shit up.
“I haven’t pecked an egg since 1989.”
I’ve sent a probe out searching….but not lately.
That’s not a bad day.
http://tinyurl.com/this-is-a-bad-day
Been busy.
Also, you’re a bunch of hosefuckers.
Having a little trouble with that link, pupster.
In other news, Chief will be happy for 5 minutes now:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/pennsylvania-judge-upholds-voter-id-law/
Ohai laura. I hadn’t noticed you were gone.
Headline, it’s on Drudge “Off-Duty Cop Crashes Motorcycle Into Little Girl Then Kills Her Enraged Dad “
Although this time Imma gonna use orange soda instead of beer.
That sounds brilliant. Let me know how that goes. I’d have to do it with actual OJ (maybe mixed with club soda for aromatization), but it ought to be tasty.
Ugh, now I saw that link, and wished I hadn’t.
A friend of mine is allergic to brewer’s yeast, so he does the orange soda trick all the time. He swears by it.
Also Pepsi and Dr. Pepper. He didn’t care for Coke.
Is today your birthday?
http://tinyurl.com/5q3ypv
*puts eggs in all of LauraW’s mailboxes, waits for fun to start*
It’s the 20th annual 29th birthday!
Good whatever, whoever you are.
Hi Jay! You’ve got a little something on your face. Let me get that for you.
*carefully applies a flying scissor kick to Jay’s chin*
OK, it’s gone.
Ow
Also, you’re a bunch of hosefuckers.
That’s code for “I ♥ you guys”, right?
Here Jay, put this on your owwie chin.
*hands Jay a hot iron*
Heat is good for injuries.
That “One Term More” thing is…just…just…
…there are no words.
I have a term for Obama.
Sean, that was just …
regarding that off duty cop killing the kid’s dad…..It was late at night and the 4 year old ran out in the street and the cop slid off the bike to avoid hitting her. Bike did tap her but not seriously. Dad came storming over and began to beat the cop, with skid marks and a broken bone, something fierce.
Fearing for his life, the cop popped a cap in his raging ass. Maybe dad should have seen to his kid’s injuries instead of trying to kill the man.
It was laughable. This is a serious call to arms, free contraception and gay haircuts.
I’d almost feel sorry for them except I’m a bastard and I will drink their tears in November like the blood of the dying.
I don’t know about you all, but my four year old was in bed by 8pm, not wandering about outside way after the street lights came on.
On the way home Saturday night from a date around 11, we saw two little kids, probably 6 and 8 crossing a busy intersection. It was kind of jarring, so I called the cops about it.
Anytime anyone asks me why I don’t enjoy “the theater” I will point to that and explain that I don’t want to encourage them with my money.
My partner’s 18 year old daughter is here doing some filing and archiving.
She’s grown up to be quite the young lady.
She’s hot.
MOM!!!! DAVE IS BEING A VAMPIRE!!!
Here’s an outtake from the making of “One Term More”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WD0WVL-HjE
On the road again. Back to Palm Desert. l’ll be glad to escape these freezing 90 temps and get back to a comfortable 115.
Yeah, Scott, she is, but I’ve known her since she was still in the cooker, so she’s kinda family – like my nieces who are hot, but I never think of them in that way, because….
….well, they’re my nieces.
Yeah, you just can’t look at them the same, when you knew them as babies, can you?
Hello.
Welp, he’s raided the cash register and scampered on over to Walmart to look at fancy meat thermometers.
I hope you mouthy hosefuckers are happy with your lives. I’ll never eat food that took less than sixteen hours to cook again.
I need to figure out what I am going to smoke this weekend.
HotBride doesn’t like ribs very much, and I don’t care much for smoked fish, except as an appetizer. A beef brisket is too big for just the two of us.
Maybe I’ll do duck.
I love duck.
When I went to France I was there 17 nights, and I ate duck 16 of them. The only reason I didn’t the one night was because they had wing of skate, and I wanted to try that.
The French really know how to fuck the duck.
And I really know how to fuck the comments.
And by fuck, I mean own.
There’s always cereal.
Do the brisket and freeze most of it in ‘dinner for two’ baggies. Then you won’t have to cook for a week.
My daughter’s birthday is in a couple of weeks but she will be away at school. I will be making her a birthday pie this evening…turkey pot and apple.
make that two pies.
I’m saving the fat from the brisket for the next time I make sausage. The smoked fat, that is.
>> I’ll never eat food that took less than sixteen hours to cook again.
Hey, don’t look at me. I just suggested “you might like this”
I love the liver of a fatted goose. Fuck you, California!
Thermometers for everyone!
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/look-at-all-the-ducks-i-give.gif
Smoked turkey is awesome Hotspur or chicken for 2 is nice and quicker than a brisket.
Yeah, maybe I should get a small turkey, or maybe some cornish hens.
I wonder how a goose would smoke. I love goose.
You could always do a bacon explosion, it’s originally a smoker recipe.
‘Sup, hawt wimmens and chronic masturbators?
I swear, it’s not chronic anymore. Acute, perhaps, but not chronic.
Oh, yeah, Leon. Sparrow Meat Market has some awesome bacon I would like to use. Send me the recipe, wouldja?
I wonder how a goose would smoke.
With some difficulty, I would imagine. It’s probably not easy to take a drag without any lips.
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uZxhtavYyw
Send me the recipe, wouldja?
It’s on this handy website: http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/2012/06/20/leons-bacon-explosion/
Pretty sure the smoker recipe originally called for something like 4-5 hours at 220F.
goose would smoke, but have a grease tray handy, same with duck. Waterfowl have a lot of fat in them.
Look who is sitting up like a big girl!
http://flic.kr/p/cSqGEs
Actually, the Bacon Explosion probably has less grease in it than a comparably sized goose.
We used to cook them by the dozen for Danish Christmas celebration. Danes love the things. Me, not so much, after carrying out 5 gallon pails of goose grease.
Heh, my new nephew has a green chair like that one, he loves it.
She is SOOOOO cute, chief!
Not quite sure what’s goin’ on, but she looks like she’ll figure it out right quick –
I just want to kiss those little cheeks –
Tickets purchased – and seats reserved – for “Bourne Legacy” and “Expendables 2″ this weekend.
Also purchased tickets (but no reserved seating) to go see “Casablanca” next week and the “Grease” sing-a-long the following week. Taking Rebecca and DD#3 to both of those.
Should be fun -
I am calling Bull Shit on this.
Combustion of one US gallon of gasoline produces about 19.4 pounds (8.8 kg) of carbon dioxide
1 gallon of gas weighs 7.5ish pounds. How the hell can you squeeze 19.4 pounds of CO2 into 7.5 pounds of gasoline?
Ok I was wrong to call BS on that.
2 C8H18 + 25 O2 → 16 CO2 + 18 H2O
Book research^
I bet you’ll get more by burning a tire. Or a dead squirrel.
Shee blinded me with science. She hit me with technology. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
Yes, you left off the contribution of oxygen.
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2012 3:47 pm
I swear, it’s not chronic anymore. Acute, perhaps, but not chronic.
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Leon’s a cute masturbator.
STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW!
How many times a week must it be before it’s chronic? I’m asking for a friend.
Mars 360 with pan & zoom.
http://t.co/5rupu21Y
Hotspur, this explains the stall and how to prevent it.
http://www.amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/texas_brisket.html
The H2: Come for the recipes. Stay for the wanking.
Home alive. Only 102 here, but man is it ever humid.
Anybody else get a look-see at that FRC shooter? Mmm….mmm….mmm…what a specimen of……somethin’.
And the dude TOOK THE SUBWAY to commit the crime?
What a maroon -
Happy times together we’ve been spending
I wish that every kiss was never ending. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E4FRtrD9aQ
Thanks for the DG pics, Chief. She makes me SMILE!
Oso – She appears to be a very happy girl. I may have to drive up there to make sure though. . .
I think the new car is ready for a road trip!
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/08/frc-shooting-suspect-was-volunteering-at-dc-lgbt-community-center/
Shooter was a tea-bagger, huh?
White House is silent so far. SHOCKING.
New post (by Clintbird) and we’re getting site stats that are shooting through the ROOF. WOW.