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BORING……….is this thing on?
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That “hey girl” thing is awesome
I can’t get my meat over 140°. It’s been over an hour – no change.
I pride myself on having a cold shrivelled heart that is jaded beyond repair. But I was very amused and happy to read about how Paul Ryan walked through the woods behind his house, past the tree fort he built as a child, to give the reporters the slip. It warmed the cockles of my dark heart, it did.
Bra shopping with daughter. She wants a real bra. Ack, wrk is up with all these padded / push up jobbies?
I can’t get my meat over 140°. It’s been over an hour – no change.
That can happen. The temp can even go down a little at that point.
what happens is the collagen starts melting, bringing more liquid to the party, causing the temp of the meat to stabilize for a bit.
It will start to go up again in a bit.
8 degrees from Nirvana here…..
by the way, anagram of Hotspur?
Oh Spurt.
TUSH PRO!!
Thanks, wiser. I was getting pretty frustrated. My cookbook said an hour and fifteen minutes per pound, and at five pounds, I was expecting about 6.5 hours. It’s been almost 7, but I think I peek too much.
I need one of those mutha fuckin bootleg digital remote thermometers. Then I won’t be looking instead of cooking.
Will a nation of idiot children actually elect to be lead by honest-to-goodness real adults again?
but I think I peek too much.
That’s slow it down fer sure.
And fuck what the cookbook says. Too many variables. As long as you’re keeping it around 225 or so, it will cook.
low and slow, baby. low and slow….
Will a nation of idiot children actually elect to be lead by honest-to-goodness real adults again?
Stranger things have happened.
Remember, most of them are back living with their parents. So they might be starting to figure out that fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
I have been composing a long writeup in my mind about how best to go about exploiting the enormous quantities of shale oil discovered in North America. Topics under discussion include the technology, economics, logistics and regulatory framework that will be needed for this to be done the right way. This thing can transform US. I will have to find time to write it all down. Maybe I can make it a poat here on H2.
I suppose if I’m gonna play long odds, I might as well buy a lottery ticket on the same day.
If I win enough, I might be able to pay for a Northwestapalooza.
Maybe I can make it a poat here on H2.
Hey. Writing posts no one will read and posting them here is MY gig, and I don’t remember outsourcing it.
That said, if you put pictures of boobs in about every three lines or so, most of it might be taken in through occular osmosis.
we have reached an internal temp of 200 degrees.
let the lip-smacking begin…
bbl
And I thought it was hot here….
I just made a cold smoker out of our grill and I am cold smoking some cheese.
I should of been a redneck.
Tush, please commit that to print!
I would love to see that. You might run it by Ace or another large blogger too, and get it published where there’s lots of eyeballs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fvn9KXynw0
These guys use pellets too.
This thing can transform US. I will have to find time to write it all down.
Any chance we can …ummm…. yannow…. make a few bucks on this?
I just made a cold smoker out of our grill and I am cold smoking some cheese.
Is this the soldering-iron smoker?
No, it’s something different. You will crack up when you see it! I think he might be 1/32 redneck, on his mother’s side.
Oh, and those ‘perfect mix’ wood pellets are frickin’ good.
I know a guy who sells them. I’m going to buy Scott a 40 lb. bag for ‘Christmas In August.’
I’m excited about cold-smoked almonds, and smoked sea salt.
Wiser, not unless Romney makes you energy secretary!
Seriously, if environmentalists are unable to kill it, domestic energy will be a game changing economic bonanza.the employment generated by primary extraction alone will be enormous. The secondary and tertiary employment, along with fresh industries that depend on hydrocarbon feedstock, will bring powerful economic activity that will make the North Dakotan oil boom look like a recession.
No, it’s something different. You will crack up when you see it! I think he might be 1/32 redneck, on his mother’s side.
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Sitting Porch.
I tried the soldering iron and it wasn’t hot enough.
The bottom grease drain on a gas grill? I lined it with foil and made a 2″ sack filled with pellets.
Below it I lit a candle. All the heat and waxy crap stays outside, and the grill fills up with smoke.
I also learned from that video laura linked, those pellets when lit with propane will stay lit most of the time. Add a little airflow and they stay lit all the time.
I am going to be cold smoking all kinds of stuff this winter.
* throws cold smoked snowball at Hospur *
I had smoked prime rib and smoked corned beef at a casino restaurant in Vegas. You guys are making me hongry. And yes, I meant hongry.
My grill is too big to bring into the screen porch off the deck, so I think I’ll be smoking and grilling in the snow this winter.
Oh, is that the game we are playing now?
**throws a smoked cigarette at Hotspur**
The skies above FTW are taunting us with dark clouds that look like they might contain raindrops.
They fooled me the other night; I’m not getting my hopes up again….
*wanders off to look at more “Hey, Girl” pics*
BiW, I didn’t think it was ever hot in the PNW.
I think he might be 1/32 redneck, on his mother’s side.
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Wow. I can cold smoke anything anywhere with these pellets.
I am going to cold smoke an Egg McMuffin in my glove box tomorrow.
Did anyone else conjure up images of “Up in Smoke” running through their heads when they read Scott’s comment?
Scott, blow some cold smoke up wiser’s ass, and post the video.
Smoker fail. It’s after 8 and I’m only at 175°. I guess I peeked too much. So I’ll finish it in the oven at 300°’ and try again next week.
And … home.
Had to bring the kids from the airport and then basically turn right around and pick up the missus and niece. Now the niece has gone to get the final missing member of the family – Sunny D.
Been doing major cleaning and repair work the last couple of weeks. Have determined my wife has MAJOR hoarding issues. Can’t get rid of anything ’cause it’s still “good”. I keep saying “you haven’t used it in 20 years, we can live without it!”. Every cabinet and closet is stuffed full. AAAAARRRRGGHHH! Yesterday she broke out a pillow case with my father’s monogram on it, he died in 1972!!!!!
Imma gonna try that cold smoke thing, scott. I thought you had done it inside the grill, which would raise the temp too much for cold smoke. But leaving it outside the grill, genius!
Homemade bacon, coming up.
It’ll be awesome, hotspur, even if it finishes in the oven. You’ll be a brisket addict in no time.
Saw Michael in the Olympics closing ceremony
When Dave smokes cheese, Dave smokes cheese baby.
I’ve been known to grill when it’s -10 out. My mom and dad were dying laughing.
It’s like cooking in a deep freeze, kinda cool.
I usually braise brisket, it’s delicious. When I started eating it, it was dirt cheap, cheaper than hamburger, even. Costs twice as much now. I blame rednecks with smokers.
MOM!!! HOTSPUR STOLE MY KINDLE FIRE!!!
Here, Sean, have an iPad and quit yer bitchin’.
Smoker fail. It’s after 8 and I’m only at 175°. I guess I peeked too much. So I’ll finish it in the oven at 300°’ and try again next week.
Put liquid in the pan and finish it by braising, Hotspur! It’s going to be absolutely awesome.
Jay, after watching the cold smoking video Laura linked to I put a bunch of pellets in half a beer can that I poked full of holes. I hit that hard with a propane torch and it smoked non-stop for about an hour.
I can’t wait to smoke something else. 20 minutes of smoke was big, now I have an hour.
Cold smoking will be really easy.
I did that with some tough cuts of pork a few weeks back and wish I had made three times as much. The liquid marinade/ braise I used was cuban sour orange mojo.
Stupid impatient Hotspur.
Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
My aunt Florence had a smokehouse in Hamilton Alabama. Big burn chamber outside, we’d burn mesquite or oak. We’d hang whole hogs in there for a couple days.
Best hams ever. I miss em.
I had a petite filet with steamed green beans for dinner. Now, I’m enjoying a lovely glass of agua pura 2012.
well, cut up hogs I meant
pepe, Craigslist some shit – garage sale other shit.
Pork ribs. 250F, Mesquite. Sop w a 50/50 solution of white vinegar and Land 0′ Lakes butter w a bit of black pepper. Kicks more ass than I’ve ever had available to have kicked. I’m thinking Labor Day wknd. Y’all are all invited.
Hogs may be God’s greatest gift to us human types.
Amen, pendejo. I lurve the pig.
Pendejo has a ‘Pig Guy’.
Pressure-washed 2000 sq ft of concrete, ‘Steam-Cleaned’ 1600 sq ft of carpet, moved all of our furniture(twice), painted the South-end of the detached garage.
How’s this ‘retirement’ cool, again?
Downton Abbey is totally engrossing.
MMM is written and will strike without any further warning at 0700.
Time to read a book and sleep.
Looking forward to it Leon. Sweet dreams.
Oh cool. I can’t wait to be grossed out in the morning!
I’ll be smoking some crack before I check it out.
chicks with dicks!
chicks with dicks!
yayyyyy!!
I hate planning for vaction….
It makes me feel like Londo in the first segment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ66wHRhe2U&playnext=1&list=PLDE564010CB707F14&feature=results_video
….that’s the MMM anthem.
*cough*
*looks around, embarrassed*
So let me get this straight….
The Senate is required by law to pass a budget.
But Harry Reid refuses to even bring one to a vote.
There is NO law that calls for a candidate to release his tax returns.
But Harry Reid insists that Romney release his.
Is that about right?
Brad, he was too busy didling children to schedule a budget vote.
I swear, there is some kind of force field around my town, that fights off thunderstorms.
*sad Dave*
XbradTC,
Too bad the senate does not meet in Texas. The “He needed killin’” defense would work for Harry…
Harry will not release HIS returns for the last ten years. Why is that?
He and his kids were bag-men for the Vegas Mafia, he made millions from bogus real-estate deals and he became a rich man from his position. Sounds suspiciously like San Fran Nan and her deals in CA.
I guess that’s okay though, they’re Democrats…
Harry Reid is a well-known pederast and former bagman for the mob.
MMM is written and will strike without any further warning at 0700.
**Wear’s triple Depends to bed anyway!!**
Dirty Harry………….44mag……face…….Some assembly required.
Dick????!!!!!??
pendeio grands,
Amen, brother, amen…
The brisket was teh awesome, even though I had to resort to Thomas Alva’s magic.
PG, I copied your recipe. Simple is good.
The grey with black windbreakers all our Olympians are wearing?
Am I the only one that thinks they were inspired by the Army PT uniform?
I have to recommend the book “Heart In The Right Place” by Carolyn Jourdan. I saw it on Instapundit and it was worth 5x the $0.99 I bought it for
It is a crazy mashup of crazy rednecks, Hero’s and Heroine’s. Sophisticated Washington DC Lawyers, kooks and ER drama, with a huge side of humble self examination sacrifice and discovery of the human condition.
All wrapped up in a book that makes you laugh, cry, and think at the same time.
I am 76% done with it and want to marry her. I have a new hero, er Heroine!
oopsie here is the H2 amazon link
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Did I kill it?
I won’t fight it
I am death destroyer of worlds
All while trying to help a total stranger.
I am going to own this thread before Carin ever does a wakey wakey thing
Sean might dominate with a Derp thing.
I am guessing
Nah, I just got nuttin’ to say.
VMax! I’ve missed a lot (as usual), any word on the job front?
Dave,
I interviewed Monday
They said they would call back the top 2. For a re interview.
I have heard nothing!
Are you hiring? Wait you are laying off. My bad.
*pulling for you*
Yes, it’s gonna be a tough Sept. here. We’re still fighting.
X is speechless?
That is rather hard to believe.
Watching the closing ceremonies… on the whole, I’m not really that impressed.
Are they over in the ET zone already?
ET PHONE ZONE
Exactly
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Left field… http://is.gd/aEBJcq
Good night and sweet dreams, Hotsausages.
They really needed a giant Monty Python foot to stomp out the Olympic flame. That was boring.
Hahaha Roamy. My highpoint was Eric Idle.
nite.. Dave out too!
HAH!
Watching the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympic games gave me the impression that the UK is desperately trying to relive the highlights of their relevance on the world stage. As they slip quietly into irrelevance. And possibly an undefended assault on their way of live from the barbarian fucks they’ve allowed onto their island.
And possibly an undefended assault on their way of live from the barbarian fucks they’ve allowed onto their island.
Yeah, they escaped their third world shithole and are now trying to turn the UK into one.
Episode 1, Season 2 Hell On Wheels tonight was outstanding … just what I expected. This show is one of THE best of the tube.
Oh, and BTW, parts of tonight’s closing ceremony from the Olympics were pretty darn good.
*Pulls blankie up over poats shoulders. Turns down the light.*
Did Lippy fall off the face of the earth? I don’t recall seeing her here at about this time of night in recent memory.
Back in town, older daughter married off!
Congrats, TG.
Do you wanna derp and hold my hand?
Tell me, baby, I’m your lover man
Oh baby, do you wanna derp?
Good morning!
Hello? HELLO?
Oh well, drink your coffee before this one:
http://tinyurl.com/8aldvz4
No animals were harmed I’m sure
Wakey wakey.
Congrats on daughter TGSG
30 min until MMM.
I can wait.
I can’t. I might publish it 5 min early.
It’s here! It’s here!
OMG it’s like Christmas in August!
Thanks X .. it was a great day.