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Completely unrelated, but vital to the nothingness that is your day: Where’s motherfocking bootleg the grammar nazi when you need one?! Reegis!

August 7, 2012
Categories: Balls, beefcake, Boobs, fucking genius, new post, shut your whore mouth, Things that really matter, Totally Nude, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn
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“New poat for those who are worthy.”
I’m here anyway.
Head to workout in a few!
Time to start the school day. And be meany-mom.
.
Ugh.
The twins in the black panties barely have any boobage a tall. Tell me I’m not pitching a tent for a couple of trannies.
Ham, eggs, and what I thought were hash browns. I’m almost certain they were just flattened tater tots. The coffee was pretty good, but no halfnhalf, had to use 2%. I ate light, I normally don’t have breakfast, but I’m not sure I could have waited until what my body thinks is 3pm to eat.
There were other things on the menu, but they weren’t food.
Also, I’ll take the gals in the first photo with a side order of Andrea Tantaros for lunch.
Is Stark high this early? Would someone look into that?
Ta Ta For Now!
One more comment on the previous poat’s story
She said there was another lightning strike on the farm about a week later, so she shouted to heaven, “I’m not going to dig you up to change your clothes, so cut it out!”
I find something disturbing about that dude’s short.
They look. Well, I don’t want to mention it. Perhaps it’s the color?
The words “black void” come to mind.
Cute story Roamy
Work time.
There was a 1-fer-2 sale on Tardasil at the H°E°B so I stocked up.
Aaaaaaand, I talked to the manager at one of the local water utilities (Derry, NH if you must know) at the bar last night, so from now on I’m only drinking beer, gin, & rain water.
As I was standing on the patio around midnight having a smoke, I saw the faintest hint of movement out on the golf course. Sure enough, waiting patiently, I had a coyote come up to the very fence of my patio, only about 3 feet from me. I was downwind, and the lights were off. He was pretty startled when I yelled at him.
So much for animals having great night vision.
He was sniffing around looking for the baby bunnies that live in our shrubbery.
And also very good evidence that making Sox an indoor-only kitty was a good decision.
And a bunch of ducks just walked up!
Damn. My kid is the one having the hard time getting adjusted at school and yet I feel like *I’m* the one dropping him off at the gas chambers. This is almost worse than when we dropped him off at the babysitters or preschool.
Scottw has some pretty good Coyote stories. And by ‘good’ I mean scary as hell.
Connecticut coyotes. Who knew?
In Washington, I could get a bounty for shooting ‘yotes.
In California, they’d shit their pants if I shot one inside city limits.
If it’s any consolation, Cyn, it won’t be long before he’s gotten used to the new pace, and then he’s going to feel very proud of himself for having cleared that hurdle.
What grade is he in, and how old is he? Is he an “older” kid among his classmates, or younger than most of them?
Surprisingly enough, girls don’t seem to have as much trouble as boys do, but I have heard more than one teacher talk about how they can always tell which boys were born “later” in the school year – they all manage to catch up after a few months, though.
My best friend had 3 boys, and she saw this with her 2nd son – his birthday is in late May.
County commissioners in Texas can set bounties for coyotes, they come and go depending on the population and how much the goat farmers raise hell. The closest one I know of to me is in Kerrville, $150.
I got anything from $5 to $25 a tail. It was either a nice way to pay for some gas and ammo to go shooting, or a good way to earn some beer money in college.
Sen. Harry Reid’s office is not happy with the calls they are getting asking for comment on his pedo habit. Apparently tons of people are calling.
I thought they thought the calls and inquiries were “Cute.”
Man, what a difference a week makes.
Do any of y’all live in Indianapolis, IN?
Thanks TiF. He’s sixth grade. We’ll both survive. I may have found your $20.
There’s a few Hostages in IN, but none that I can recall that are in Indianapolis, Sohos.
Sen. Harry Reid’s office is not happy with the calls they are getting asking for comment on his pedo habit. Apparently tons of people are calling.
HAHAHA! That’s awesome and warms my heart. Inquiring minds DO want to know!
http://www.ammoland.com/2012/08/02/milwaukee-gun-range-voluntarily-reports-law-abiding-customers-to-local-police/#ixzz22mT6aS32
*clicks on Xbrad’s link*
Fuck!
Sen. Harry Reid’s office is not happy with the calls they are getting asking for comment on his pedo habit. Apparently tons of people are calling.
Are they asking about Joe Soptic’s missing twelve year old son? The one who disappeared during that Nevada vacation years ago when the family passed through Searchlight, Harry Reid’s home town? After visiting the Reids?
You know, Joe Soptic. The guy in the latest “Mitt Romney killed my wife with cancer” ad from the Obama campaign.
The boy is still missing. I got a phone call. It’s a fact.
Scoptical= Seeing Romney as a villain when your union runs your job into the ground.
Mitt Romney put Joe Soptic’s dog in a cage on the roof of his limousine.
He was making a food delivery to the White House.
You know, I’m not even sure I care about politics anymore. The people involved are so disgusting that I’m not sure regular citizens have a chance.
They lie, cheat, steal, lie again, then stick you with the bill for their theft. It’s a joke, and at this point I’d be more than happy to vote for anyone that promises not to do anything.
That’s why my preferred candidate, Sweet Meteor of Death, is only slightly more desirable than my second choice, Sweet Meteor in a Stable Orbit that Does Nothing Forever.
http://is.gd/3q48cC
That is the best youtube video of all time.
I feel your pain, MJ. Though I usually loathe the primary season more.
But I’ve noticed I’m spending more and more time here and at sites featuring funny and kitteh than on political sites.
http://is.gd/3q48cC
Too long. Can you summarize that video for me?
You know, I’m not even sure I care about politics anymore. The people involved are so disgusting that I’m not sure regular citizens have a chance.
I imagine that’s how some people felt back in 1775.
“…I’d be more than happy to vote for anyone that promises not to do anything.”
Seriously, other than a budget and wars and what not, I don’t want the assholes to do anything either. EVERY TIME they do something it’s a CF!!
Rush has ALWAYS said, IF he could get elected his platform would be: I’m not going to do much other than get out of YOUR way.
That is the best youtube video of all time.
http://tinyurl.com/6v37z87
There is a GREAT article in Reason about regulation in Abortion clincs … it’s funny, because the abortion folks are whining that the things that are being required of them will do NOTHING to improve the safety of what occurs … and that it’s too expensive and will put them out of business.
yes, exactly. Do you think they get it yet?
You know, looks like Joe Sobstory will get his fifteen minutes of fame. Rush has been discussing his bootlicking Obama ad, the “Mitt Romney gave my wife cancer” ad. He’s likely to get fawning interviews on MSNBC in the next day or so.
Good day, air conditioning users.
Mitt Romney turned me into a newt!
…
I got better.
Breaking: Joe Soptic to deliver an address at DNC Convention. Too many other Democrats have declined the opportunity.
Joe the Plumber?
Oh wait, I thought you said septic.
Mitt Romney told me ‘rehab is for quitters’!
Mitt Romney gave me a taco, and it made me mighty sick…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctTQeTPILI8
yes, exactly. Do you think they get it yet?
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I think this is the way to limit abortion:
1. No taxpayer support period.
2. Strict regulation for the health of the mother.
3. Long process instead of on demand service. (regulation)
4. Limits on use of services. (regulation)
In short, take the strictest gun law in the union and make it slightly more strict for abortion.
Amy. LOL.
Sorry, Cyn – didn’t mean to write a book…..
Sixth grade is tough for ALL kids -
Wanna limit abortion?
Make the guy responsible for all of the costs -
Not sure why Drew at Ace is so surprised by the “Romney gave my wife pneumonial HIV and ass cancer” ad. It is pretty predictable, and not even that clever. We all knew this was going to be the angle of attack on Willard. This thing isn’t going to do much for Barry’s campaign, especially in early August.
The ridiculousness doesn’t matter. They are just trying to make the equation: Romney=bad.
They can’t do Obama=good.
Especially since the guy’s wife died FOUR YEARS after the plant closed…..
http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberman/2012/08/woman-mentioned-in-priorities-ad-died-in-131332.html
If you want some light-hearted fun, I’ve got a short post up at my place…..
How long before a similar guy that used to work at Solyndra pops up in an ad?
What was Obama gonna do for the guy, find him a job?
Mitt Romney told me all pictures on Twitter were private!
What was Obama gonna do for the guy, find him a job?
He only rated a janitorial position in Obama’s America, so he has that going for him.
Man oh man, Rush is reading a very, very interesting piece on why Barry is hiding desperately his academic records.
Don’t be misled; this is not really any birther crap. The postulate is that he represented himself as a foreign exchange student to get admitted and get goodies.
Wayne Allen Root is the author.
I am going to be in IN in Sept and was going to suggest a meat up ifn there was anyone
I saw that yesterday, Eric. Linky here:
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/obama%E2%80%99s-college-classmate-the-obama-scandal-is-at-columbia/
The postulate is that he represented himself as a foreign exchange student to get admitted and get goodies.
That’s been rumored for a long time now. Kinda like his bio at that publishing company saying he was from Kenya to drum up interest.
Deliciousness!
Yeah, Mr. Bont, I only heard of it now. If Barry lied about his citizenship in order to get special treatment, that would be worth covering up. It would explain a lot. It’s clear he’s not bright enough to have been admitted on his lack of academic merit.
yes, exactly. Do you think they get it yet?
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I think this is the way to limit abortion:
Well, abortion issue aside – the exercise illustrated that regulations are usually nothing but costly bullshit that do nothing to improve safety or service. Libs usually support every regulation, but now that the tactic is being used against them – suddenly they act surprised.
My views on abortion is that I don’t think we can ever make them illegal, but I’d love to educate women about the beauty of life and conception, and make them respect THAT (and their bodies) so much, they’d never want to have to be in a position where they wouldn’t welcome a pregnancy.
Of course, Pro-choice people hate that. Don’t want women to feel guilty. Health of the mother. Bullshit.
From the article:
“”And thanks to the state’s new clinic rules, progressives are discovering regulations really do cost real people real money. This too is a far cry from their usual stance, which entails hostile skepticism toward any claim that complying with a government rule might enfeeble business.”
I voted.
If anyone’s interested.
OH – they went from those big voter rolls books to computer. Since I was the only person “in line” it was no big deal. I can only imagine the headache it may be in November. The lady tried to swipe my license (WHAT ?? I HAD TO SHOW ID??? HOW RACIST!!!) but that didn’t work, so she had to type me in. Then there was the issue of the – ‘- in my name. She spelled it wrong…etc
What about the space between the r and the i?
Dad’s sick . Again. After dialysis, I heard this horn honking. It was him. He was confused and had thrown up everywhere.
Loverly – since he tests positive for MRSA. Ugh.
I can’t believe dialysis let him leave/drive like that. He couldn’t remember how to get his chair out (he has a car topper thing) or how to turn off his lights.
Anyway, he’s lying down. Says he feels a bit better.
So I’ve been stuck around here all day.
What about the space between the r and the i?
They made a mistake on my DL and there is no space.
I am OWNING comments.
Wait, I have to go to IN to see Sohos?
This is an outrage!
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/obama%E2%80%99s-college-classmate-the-obama-scandal-is-at-columbia/
RUsh mentioned this article and I just looked it up.
*nods in agreement.
car in, candle lit and prayers to Blessed Mary and St John Wayne are sent
Sorry your dad is feeling poorly Car in.
Hope your dad feels better soon, Carin.
Let’s analyze the evidence. Doesn’t spend much time governing as Preznit. Didn’t do much as Senator. Didn’t do anything as state Senator. Didn’t do anything as a law lecturer other than talk or plagiarize. Did nothing as community organizer. Didn’t do anything as Harvard Law Review Honorary something or other.
I’d say his track record is pretty clear.
Check the box, Mr President!
I voted.
If anyone’s interested.
Well, that all depends on who you voted for.
Sohos, somebody lives near Purdue University, about an hour away.
It might be Compos.
Doesn’t PHat live over there?
I think Compos moved out west somewhere.
But then I’m bad at this stuff. I dunno.
Howdy, neighbors!
Stories were were coming down in Michigan today (actually, last night)..
They’re down to 3.90 a gallon.
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yea. thanks for the head’s up to not fill my tank yesterday. I’ve saved myself a whopping 40 cents if I filled my tank.
Car in, Hope your Dad feels better soon.
Howdy, neighbors!
*shoots gun into the air
I don’t have any neighbors
*sics dogs on intruder
Thanks everyone. This is a pretty normally occurring deal here.
Sorry your pops isn’t feeling well, C arin. You should probably turn down the volume on whatever Tool album you’re listening to while he’s trying to rest.
C arin. You should probably turn down the volume on whatever Tool album you’re listening to while he’s trying to rest.
*sputter sputter sputter*
Tool is very relaxing.
Heh, I hear ya about the gas prices, Car in. One of the grocery stores gives a discount per gallon if you shop there, and present your receipt. One day it was $.10 a gallon, so we decided to do our grocery shopping.
Only problem is that the groceries are more expensive than where I usually shop, so I wind up saving $1.00 in gas, but I spent an extra $10 in groceries.
Imma just gonna stick with my regular stores, thank you very much.
We’re running about $3.45 a gallon here.
If I found $20, I’d be $11 ahead.
Right now.
You’re in Michigan, I thought you’d have to listen to Kid Rock and Ted Nugent 24/7.
To go along with the wall sized velvet painting you have of Kid Rock at your house.
Oh wait, we weren’t supposed to tell, were we?
There was some sort of spill. Which I sure totally equates to a 40cent per gallon rise in price.
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To go along with the wall sized velvet painting you have of Kid Rock at your house.
Oh wait, we weren’t supposed to tell, were we?
Curse you to hell, J’ames.
My carefully crafted image is shattered.
Because being a Tool freak was so cool.
You are a good daughter taking care of your ailing parent. The bible is definitely on you side. Well done!
Ehrmahgerd! Deres curterpullers ern mah termeters!
If you’ve ever said, “the rich aren’t paying their fair share” there’s a pretty good chance you’re an ASSHOLE!
Cmon mare, I’m an asshole for a lot better reason than THAT!
Yes, Jay I know, I am too, just don’t say THAT in particular.
Do you see as many Olympics campaign ads as we do in Iowa? Wowsa, lots of money spent!
I don’t care what anyone says, Sarah Palin is a good looking woman. And she obviously knows how to get stuff done. She’s just someone who made the decision to “do something, to run for office.” Man, do people hate her for it. I know I’ve linked this here three times but it’s so, so good:
http://tinyurl.com/kk64no
The way the author talks about Obama is priceless (she calls all the rips on Palin “projection” from the left concerning Obama).
If you’ve ever said, “the rich aren’t paying their fair share” there’s a pretty good chance you’re an ASSHOLE!
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Telling people to pay their fair share can be translated as, “I am a small minded, jealous person.”
http://i.imgur.com/z2bzD.jpg
OK, maybe CaRiN will think this is funny.
http://i.imgur.com/BlMEw.jpg
Telling people to pay their fair share can be translated as, “I am a small minded, jealous person.”
YES!
“http://i.imgur.com/z2bzD.jpg”
hahahaah Pup, you’re a funny douche.
The author of that article I linked is a “lefty feminist.”
Also, COCK!
Muuuuuuhahahahahaa!
http://tinyurl.com/957xxfd
OK, maybe CaRiN will think this is funny.
http://i.imgur.com/BlMEw.jpg
Ha. Will anyone else get this?
These people don’t hate Palin because of the lies; the lies exist to justify the hate.
I’ve read that one before, mare, but that line seems to sum it up for me. There’s plenty of reasons to dislike Palin. Just make them true.
I’ve noticed this a lot on the left, Jay. If they don’t agree with an opinion they call it a lie.
The bloggers often link back to their own posts to ‘prove’ someone was lying when in fact they just have a different view. It’s really weird.
They base of lot of their decisions upon feelings, rather than facts. Envy, anger, jealousy.
I try to stay out of the echo chamber of the right, but we do it too, at times. At least I have the TV, news, and various libs to keep me on the straight and narrow path.
How long before this guy starts getting hate mail from the “tolerant” Left?
http://www.thepublicdiscourse.com/2012/08/6065
(I looked him up and sent him a very nice e-mail thanking him for his article)
Pupster has a treasure trove of funny GIFs
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/gaze.gif
I have not watched a TV news program since 9/11 and the aftermath (to find out what happened on site, ground zero). I’ve never liked TV news. The personalities reading the news are terrible, the schlocky schtick is for imbeciles, and it’s better to do your own digging with trusted sources anyway. Don’t know any trusted sources on TV.
Brit Hume.
Love him.
http://bit.ly/Mi7cmy
LOLpac. Obama’s bundlers gave Joe Sobstory’s wife cancer.
The Romney campaign has pushed back on other GST Steel-related attacks by arguing that the plant in Kansas City closed after he stepped away from his management job at Bain…
…but it gets even more egregious when coupled with this salient fact: one of Barack Obama’s top bundlers, Jonathan Lavine, managing director at Bain, who has bundled between $100,000 and $200,000 in contributions for the 2012 Obama Victory Fund, was one of the guys running Bain when GST went belly-up.
http://thedc.com/Mi7x8H
Emails obtained by The Daily Caller show that the U.S. Treasury Department, led by Timothy Geithner, was the driving force behind terminating the pensions of 20,000 salaried retirees at the Delphi auto parts manufacturing company.
If the GOP can’t run with this one, someone had better show them what feet are for. Perhaps Levin will be in on this today.
Bob Beckel is an idiot and very likely drunk on the air today. That is all.
From Ace, in his last post:
“Actually, as many will point out, Obama knows exactly what he’s doing; he’s destroying America, deliberately, and with malice aforethought.”
More people should be saying that and push back with facts when the libs call us crazy wingers.
The GOP has so much fodder at this point, you’re right G.O.
Bob Beckel is never sober, and this gives booze a bad name.
HA! Cyn, Beckel is another absolute piece of shit.
The other kids on The Five are NOT enjoying Beckel’s company today and are talking to him in an almost demeaning manner. No friendly laughs and banter as they go to commercial break. He will be gone by week’s end. What an ass. And that gives asses a bad name.
Actually he’s a recovering alcoholic. He doesn’t drink.
George, don’t you think this is another “explosive” finding that will go nowhere?
For frick’s sake, the President started his Presidential campaign in a terrorists living room. What else would the stupid public need?
“He doesn’t drink.”
How old is MJ?
14
I knew that about him, MJ, but I do not think that he’s been successful the last few days. He’s on something intoxicating; he’s even slurring.
I can’t wait to see The Five, now. I love it when Bahb shows how big of an ass he is.
Usually Gutfeld eviscerates him, too.
Kid run.
“14″
hahahahah…That’s a little old for the humor here.
His free pussy slipup sure sounded bad, Cyn.
I don’t like how Cyn makes her kids run everywhere.
And Car in makes COSTCO run!
For frick’s sake, the President starting his Presidential campaign in a terrorists living room. What else would the stupid public need?
Many of the public apparently need a flashlight, and that is just for finding one’s ass.
“Many of the public apparently need a flashlight, and that is just for finding one’s ass.”
Well, that’s true.
Cyn is just hewing to Michelle Obama’s admonitions to keep kids healthy and slim. Michelle doesn’t want to see any fat childrens; no, no she Michelle doesn’t, not at all. Don’t make her angry.
Oh, I’ve been watching it Cyn. Beckle is sitting there like he wants to take his ball and go home.
And two hands, George! Although that isn’t helpful with the flashlight.
Let’s just get them some paste.
He’s barely trying.
Honestly, though, I think this is the current mood of all but the deepest cool-aid drinkers. They have to be zombies to trot out and repeat the bullshit Obama is spewing.
I think most of them are losing heart.
Our DOJ is a flaming pile of crap. They go after Gibson but not the black panthers, or Corzine? What complete worthless dicks.
I’ve met flaming piles of crap, Mr. Holder. I’ve served flaming piles of crap. I’ve worked alongside flaming piles of crap. And you, Mr. Holder, are no flaming pile of crap. You’re worse.
DICKS!!
Maybe Beckel’s got a too-mah.
Or he’s about to have a stroke.
(Don’t those cause slurring?)
I’ve found Bob Beckel’s English primer from grade school.
http://bit.ly/MibZ7f
Kind of heartening; It was great to see so many people make the effort to see the Constitution, Bill of Rights and Declaration of Independence. You have to navigate the heat and the crowds and wait in line, but so many people wanted to do it, it made me proud.
Both in Philadelphia and Washington D.C. people were clamoring to see all of our glorious, rights protecting relics.
Then I would think what Obama’s been doing and it kind of made me sick.
Oh, after reading the 829 page biography, The Real George Washington, my husband’s continual comment was, “Obama is the OPPOSITE of George Washington, the absolute opposite.”
HAHAHA
David Burge @iowahawkblog
#OctoberObamaAds Unlike previous GOP nominee, racist Romney refuses to endorse Barack Obama
Michelle doesn’t want to see any fat childrens;
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One of her kids IS fat. And so is she.
discussion re: latest sleazy ad by supporters (MITT ROMNEY GAVE MY WIFE CANCER!) between me and idiot music teacher at store:
Me: Can the left stoop any lower?
Idiot: Well, both sides do it.
Me: Really? Show me where anyone on the right, besides the fringe loons, have suggested that Obama is responsible for some poor woman’s death. And just for the sake of this discussion, we’ll leave out Brian Terry.
Idiot: What about when they edited that “You didn’t build it” clip? That’s not what he said. And they took him out of context anyway.
Me: It wasn’t edited.
Idiot: Fox edited it.
Me: They played the statement he made. In context. Meanwhile, you equate implying that Romney is responsible for a woman’s death by cancer to quoting Obama verbatim? Do you even realize what you are saying?
Jay Carney is a fucking butt licking assfaced douchefucker. He deserves to have his head dunked in the port-o-potty defiled by Compos.
Wiser, if the idiot realized what he was saying, he wouldn’t be an idiot….
Me: They played the statement he made. In context. Meanwhile,
you equate implying that Romney is responsible for a woman’s death by cancer to quoting Obama verbatim? Do you even realize what you are saying?*HEADBUTT*FIFY
Sorry, Cyn – didn’t mean to write a book…..
Funniest!Comment!EVAH!!!!!
I think that the only way I could watch “The Five” is if, on that show, when Bahb went into his spittle flinging, vein-bulging rant, Greg would pull an air-pistol and shoot a tranquilizer-dart into his neck.
Thud!
Bob does a face-plant on the table.
THAT, I would watch!
PD, how was Cancun?
Details please!
“Both sides do it” = “I know what my side did is wrong but there’s no way in Hell I can bring myself to yield the moral high ground to the enemy”
This is why conservatives are in a constant state of frustration, as a rule we think logically, with reason.
Liberals think emotionally and knee jerk. Hard to argue with nonsense.
Poor Wiser, like George Orwell, I’d be tempted to end the argument with a head butt.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ym6jBhSK1rbjaddo1_r1_500.gif
Dinner time.
I’m taking wiser for a drink here. He needs it.
http://bit.ly/PDQj1j
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ym6jBhSK1rbjaddo1_r1_500.gif
Dinner time.
That’s how I’d like to see some of the leftards disappear. *spits*
Oh, and what Laura said up there: yes, yes, yes.
Well, I’m done trying to figure them out. I spend way too much time trying to understand how these mouth breathers think, all to no avail. It’s impossible. Their simply children in an adult world.
Is Obamahood racist?
Yes, MJ, it’s like seeing a COEXIST bumper sticker in the most tolerant country in the world.
Hahahaha!
http://imgur.com/gallery/vgTt6
Well played, Veronica Belmont. But yet…
http://i.imgur.com/YJswP.gif
Mark Levin brings it. He’s flatly saying Obama was a poor student, and there is something fishy in his college admissions. At least one of the talkers won’t *play nice.*
a COEXIST bumper sticker
That reminds me, my sister had a Flying Spaghetti Monster on the back on her truck.
http://i.imgur.com/YJswP.gif
I have to download this file to inspect it. You know, for viruses, or something.
Actually, mare, we flew in to Cancoon and shuttled over to Playa del Carmen. We did spend a day later on in the week in the Coon though. I don’t know exactly what my expectations were going in, but this trip exceeded all of them. I’m now a big fan of 5 star all-inclusives with midget indian chicks providing for all of your gustatory and housekeeping needs.
It’s funny because I do kinda meter the mental state of liberals based on my face-douche friends and they have lost ALL desire to battle politics.
They’ll talk about gay marriage, and that’s about it. Nothing else. I haven’t even seen them post a pro-Obama thing in a while.
I don’t believe the polls. I think there is a vast amount of fudging going on there.
ing Obama was a poor student, and there is something fishy in his college admissions. At least one of the talkers won’t *play nice.*
LEt’s not forget Rush and “I hope he fails” *swoons*
Say what you will about Rush, he said what he thought and refused to couch his words. EVERYONE attacked him. Except Mark L and a few others.
Who else is listening to Tool RIGHT NOW?
**fapfapfapfapfapfapfap**
Well…..in a manner of speaking…….
Rush & Levin make my panties fly around the room.
Rush & Levin make my panties fly around the room.
Yep.
She said listening, not handling, PG!
I’m listening to Elvis.
And lately, Krauthammer is making my socks go up and down.
Y’all mentioned gas prices a while ago. I got robbed outside the Orlando airport to the tune of $5.69 a gallon. It was that or possibly miss my plane. I did some voodoo for karma to bite those scumsucking bastards in the ass.
I’m not allowed to watch the Bret Baier show until Mr Car In gets home.
I don’t remember where I saw it the other day, but someone linked a chart that showed the “D+” results after Presidential elections. Most of them were pretty low (D+3-5 in most of them).
The exceptions were 1976 – D+16 for Jimmy Carter.
Four years later, in 1980 – D+14 for Reagan.
I’m wondering if we’re going to see something like that again this time around – EXTREME buyer’s remorse on the part of the Dems who voted for Barky in 2008…..
Omg that’s horrible, Roamy.
Release the Krauthammer!
Please tell me you at least got a kiss, Roamy.
“I’m not allowed to watch the Bret Baier show until Mr Car In gets home.”
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnp9ytfoN1qg2o4go1_500.jpg
Here ’tis:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/morning-jay-are-polls-skewed-toward-obama_648770.html
EXTREME buyer’s remorse on the part of the Dems who voted for Barky in 2008…..
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Look here for actual numbers. http://is.gd/OGGmlr
It’s rotten that the press seems to forget about horribly high gas prices when a Democrat is President.
It’s really killing commerce. And vacations, and food prices, and….
well, I could watch it, but then I’d just have to re-watch it with Pat. He likes me to hang with him.
He’s so weird.
I was going to hold out for dinner and drinks.
Seen in a hotel room used by the Secret Service when guarding Biden in China.
http://bit.ly/PDSHFl
It’s rotten that the press seems to forget about horribly high gas prices when a Democrat is President.
But, but, but he’s sooooo dreamy!!11!
/MFM
Vicarious is pretty good on 10,000 days
It’s rotten that the press seems to forget about horribly high gas prices when a Democrat is President.
It’s really killing commerce. And vacations, and food prices, and….
I would say it’s killing small businesses, but we’ve got that boon going from all the tax breaks Obama gave us.
LOVE it V-man. RIght now I’m listening to the Grudge which another one of my favorites.
Oh, what am I saying? I love it all.
I get it.
You have one of those voodoo machines that lets you watch stuff when you want.
It was a good show right up until the dog died.
You have one of those voodoo machines that lets you watch stuff when you want.
Ha – yes.
we got one years ago. WIth five kids, it was the only way we could ever see anything what with interruptions, etc.
Hush, now, Scott! She’ll find out soon enough that the dog didn’t just die, but that Obama ate him.
I bet Bain laid off the guy who owned the dog Obama ate.
Hush, now, Scott! She’ll find out soon enough that the dog didn’t just die, but that Obama ate him.
Honestly, I saw that ending coming a mile away.
TV is so predictable now-a-days.
SPEAKING OF TV – my mil had been going off about some show on PBS – Townson Abby or something? I don’t watch much (just a bit of news) so I never saw a bit of it, until the other day. I was working out and it happened to be on.
OMG I LOVE IT.
But I can’t find a single episode. I did a search thing and I got nada.
WANT.
Downton Abbey. That’s the name of it.
Downtown Abby.
I’ve never seen it either, but continue to hear how great it is…will have to investigate.
Carin – Season 1 is on Netlix. Both seasons are on Amazon Prime. Hersel and I are hooked!
Maggie Smith is reason enough to watch it, but the entire cast is great and the writing is marvelous.
Tool backwards is sdrawkcab looT.
Just thought you might want to know that.
I dumped netflix. Dangit. We simply didn’t watch enough. OMG though it is GOOD.
I need to somehow get my hands on it. IT doesn’t appear that PBS really re-shows it much. I just checked online.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOSwVm1jRME
It is a good show. High production British Romance novel.
Pups, I never would have thought….
I detect a note of sarcasm. . .
Want some red meat? Dana Loesch’s 1st Amendment rant on GBTV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gf3OABwaW0&feature=player_embedded
Pupster watching Downton Abbey.
http://bit.ly/OMnJ1T
Pups, I never would have thought….
http://is.gd/xzLE5T
Here, Car in. That should be worth a handy when we meet:
http://tinyurl.com/6j4uwok
Brad oozes class.
J’Ames – Thanks for the link. Righteous!
Boy, I sure hope that was the link to Downton Abbey, and not Gangbang Grannies 47.
Also of note:
Foyle’s War
A Dance to the Music of Time
Blue Murder
A great documentary series is Kevin MacLeod’s Grand Tour
http://drinkify.org
When I typed in “Tool” it said box wine at room temperature. Seems legit.
“When I typed in “Tool” it said box wine at room temperature. Seems legit.”
LOL
I happen to be a fan of Black Adder. During the final episodes of the WWI series I cry like a baby.
The fact that Elizabeth Warren is “neck and neck” with Scott Brown tells me that Massachusetts is well and truly full of the terminally dumb assed.
It just seems stupid that I am going to be in Indiana for four days and aint got no one to meat
Are you going to have a lot of free time Sohos? Oh, and how’s the new boss?
I typed in Mare. It said:
“THE MARE”
8 oz. Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey
Serve on rocks. Garnish with glowstick.
w00t!!
HAHAHA
Eldest, on her way home. Eldest kid sis and her teen daughter, have arrived.
This place is busy.
Pizza is ordered. I shall scrape and enjoy. My sis said “oh my God you’ve lost so much weight!”
#winning
Compos Sohos
Check this out. I was watching Breaking Bad clips on youtube, and they worked the Dean scream into a scene.
Right after the air conditioner hits the wall…….Yaaaarrrrhhhhhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=3avhU0N5lJI#t=02m35s
Turns out Soptic and Obama lied about his dead wife’s health insurance. Levin leaking it now.
In Obama’s world its the intent that matters, not the truth. Hence the story about his mom dying because her insurance company didn’t cover the treatment. He made it up so we could all have a teaching moment.
Thank you benevolent leader!
Obama and his filk are the slimiest, dirtiest shitweasels in American politics.
Did anybody egg anybody else’s car today?
Sean – I thought that was an autumnal activity?
CNN reports Soptic himself said she had health insurance from another job.
Fucking tool.
Eggs cook better in the good ole summertime.
Just wow… Soptic previously appeared in another Obama ad. He’s not just a tool, he’s a conspirator.
You are all just jealous because your ears would never catch something that subtle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoBe5DclKzc
Kinda like his bio at that publishing company saying he was from Kenya to drum up interest.
If it walks like a duck, and smokes like a duck, and follows you around like duck, you are the damned
duckcommie Kenyan.Comment by scott on August 7, 2012 7:48 pm
Brad oozes class.
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Speaking of oozing, Car in, how is your ass?
That was pretty awesome, scoot. And, no, I wouldn’t have caught that.
I was having wierd light flashes and I thought about Dave’s dealio. But after about15 min they went away. It was freaky. A halo of pulsing light. Internet said it was prolly just a nerve stimulated.
Last time I emailed Compos I never heard back from him. I guess he thought I was going to cyberfuck him. Too soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoBe5DclKzc
Is that bell like a dog whistle? You know, a signal to make conservatives drool racism?
Because I’m drooling like a St. Bernard.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 7, 2012 6:44 pm
That reminds me, my sister had a Flying Spaghetti Monster on the back on her truck.
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Somebody told that site was sooooo hilarious. I looked at it, but it wasn’t funny at all. I dunno, the smug, superior attitude was off the charts.
….or mushrooms.
Comment by Car in on August 7, 2012 8:45 pm
I was having wierd light flashes and I thought about Dave’s dealio. But after about15 min they went away. It was freaky. A halo of pulsing light. Internet said it was prolly just a nerve stimulated.
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Jesus, Car in, take it easy with the cucumbers……..
My ass is all better. Thanks for asking.
My ass is all better. Thanks for asking.
You know, you could send us pictures. Just for our peace of mind.
It was really freaky.
whats wrong with Carin’s ass????
It was really freaky.
Are we still talking about your ass?
Car in’s all freaky on her ass?
Looks like Friday has arrived early.
I took beasnette to vote and she was in the booth next to mine and decided to ask me about there being so many people on the ballot….is it okay to leave the blanks empty.
I answered her and a poll worker came up and told me rather loudly that I can’t tell her who to vote for. o_O
Umm….I told him what she asked me and he said that voters are NOT allowed to speak to each other.
How about you come up and *in a whisper* ask if we have any questions instead of embarrassing folks.
Besides, I told her who to vote for, last night.
I would but I don’t know much you could see through my Lycra shorts. Just trust me. No ozzing.
Sohos- I had poison ivy . Back there.
Dehydration Carin,
Visual Snow, is my first symptom, whiteout like an overexposed picture was the next
I passed out after that. If you are running in this heat.
Oh my hand ached like a mofo afterwards.
At least you don’t have to vote in Clownifornia. There, people stare at you when you ask for the Republican ballot… and then you look inside and realize none of these clowns can win here anyway.
Car in, when I had the flashes they were when I was going to sleep. I didn’t see em during the day. But if you see some small black dots or some new “floaters”, I’d get it checked out.
The last time I went to the polls, there were some people outside the place handing out candidate fliers. I didn’t think and took one, then went inside.
I was immediately YELLED at, ” YOU CAN’T BRING THAT IN HERE!”
WTF don’t you tell the people handing out the things to go away or put a trash can near the door, you crabby f*ckers.
“A halo of pulsing light.”
I have that all the time, it’s perfectly normal.
Oh goodness poor baby!!!!
Last time I had a rash on my ass it happened like this.
http://bit.ly/OXWTTY
In Iowa, they can’t be within 100 yds of the door.
“Too soon?”
It’s never too soon here.
Well, I’m still kinda pissed he would accuse me of that, LOUDLY.
“I answered her and a poll worker came up and told me rather loudly that I can’t tell her who to vote for. o_O”
WTF, yes you can. You just can’t continue to shout your preference within the voting place, it’s like politicking inside the voter area. PDF from Missouri:
http://tinyurl.com/18r
My coworker has a disabled sister and she is seriously considering taking her to vote this November BUT she it gives her pause that a poll worker is allowed to help her, but not her.
What gives a poll worker more integrity than someone’s guardian, to be the one to help the disabled?
What link is that, mare? I can’t see it.
No ozzing.
That’s a, um, horse of a different color.
HA! Beasnsnsnsn a douche!
No ozzing.
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That’s a, um, horse of a different color.
Green sounds about right, though.
Carin, I know you were having a main course of cucumber. I did not know that you had a side dish of poison ivy.
Shrimp and squid for dinner anyone?
http://www.engrish.com/2012/08/comes-with-rancid-tea/
Evenin’, ladies.
I’m on a diet, Tushar.
http://bit.ly/OXZvBb
Evening Andrew.
When in doubt, hug it out!
Hmm, this was found in the section where someone – disabled, illiterate, needs help. I’m thinking it ‘should’ apply for someone needing a question answered.
No person,
other than election judges and members of such voters’ immediate families, shall assist more
than one voter at one election.
Holy fucking shit. Does everything have to come from Mexico these days?
http://bit.ly/OY0jWY
6.99?!?! That better be a damn big bag!
The new boss is good. I have worked 22 hours in the last two days and have to be back there in less than 10 hours so I am going to bed. Goodnight friends’ and sorry I was so crass earlier
Wait, product of Mexico? WTF,O?
Do they import, then dry them?
Just add water?
Was out helping build the set for my daughter’s summer musical. Oh, wait, we didn’t build that … I forgot.
So I just got the chance to watch the interview with Rachel from CfA. They’re idiots if they don’t give that girl a management position and/or her own store.
Laura, you can lose that t shirt. Scott has quit smoking.
http://www.engrish.com/2012/07/i-seem-to-have-lost-his-trail/
Maybe the Japanese have outsourced reproduction to Mexico. They don’t have many children these days.
I guess they just put the extra Japanese in a food dehydrator and sell them in blister packs.
What do you do with them when you reconstitute them, I wonder.
Andy, I agree. That young lady has a great future in PR. CFA would be nuts not to promote her.
I think I will skip dinner.
http://www.engrish.com/2012/06/our-2-special/
Or maybe not.
http://www.engrish.com/2012/06/smokin-hot/
What do you do with them when you reconstitute them, I wonder.
If you feed them to American teenagers you get this:
http://bit.ly/OY1m9n
This is what you get when you reconstitute freeze dried Japanese:
http://www.engrish.com/2012/06/dish-served-cold/
Uh-oh. Reconstituted on the top bunk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTchUep_bmg
(yes, I realize he’s Chinese. Work with me here, people)
Motherfuckin’ coyotes are howling up a storm RIGHT THERE. Just in our neighbor’s backyard.
I hate them so very much.
Laurew,
Can’t you shoot them, just a little?
Laurew=Lauraw…
http://www.engrish.com/2012/05/youll-be-speechless/
We’ve had several coyote sightings this year. Not aggressive like the hybrid Connecticut Coyotes but I still can’t let the dogs outside by themselves. We were walking the dogs at a local school playground and a coyote walked through like he owned the place.
A bow and arrow is silent. Si Lent.
Just thought I’d point that out. No reason.
Can’t see way back there by the edge of the swamp at night…but that’s a good idea for when they get over where we can see.
Crossbow. Night vision scope. Some assembly and sighting-in required.
We’re covered up with red foxes here, but I never see or hear coyotes. I keep hoping to snag a picture of one of the foxes on the trail camera I have set up in the woods behind the house, but no luck yet.
Deer, OTOH …
Anita has an excellent night-scope for her AR-15.
A bow and arrow is silent. Si Lent.
Just thought I’d point that out. No reason.
HA!
I’m still enjoying The Fat Bastard saga.
The AR isn’t silent, but nobody is gonna walk-up on you and give you shit after you’ve just killed something, either…
My interview went well
Unfortunately they are interviewing the 5 best candidates. I will be called if I make the top two.
Vmax!
Good news!
Good luck!
You’ll know you have coyotes because they drive the red foxes out.
Holy crap, I just remembered this: the first few times I saw coyotes here, they were actually preceded by a fox. A fox would run diagonally across the yard toward the road. A couple minutes later, a couple of young coyotes ran the same line, tracking it. Scared the crap out of me the first times I saw them.
I haven’t had but one or two fox sightings in the last three years, and they were either grey fox, or a half-dead mangy thing.
An aside: The grey foxes would jump way up into the old locust tree we used to have, and take the peanuts that we put there for flying squirrels. They seem to practically be able to climb trees.
Best of luck, vmax!
Good luck, Vman!
Thank you all
Yes, that’s one of the key differences between reds and greys. Greys can’t climb like a cat or a squirrel but damned close to it. A red, OTOH, climbs like a dog.
Greys have red sides and get mistaken for reds a lot. If you’re ever in doubt, just look at the tail. Reds have a white-tipped tail and greys don’t.
/varmint hunting guide
Grey fox are a lot more like cats than canines. They even have 3 lobes on their front paws like a cat.
Haven’t heard coyotes in a while, which surprises me given the dryness now and there bein water in the crik.
They’re around, just bein sneaky motherfuckers.
That’s their M.O.
I like to follow the ebb and flow of bird, mammal, and what not life. Tides, and weather also.
It’s been a very long time but I love to be in tune and aware of the systems around me.
I always wanted a beach house in WA where the tides are huge and what you see can vary so much within a day.
Dave, I actually saw a bunny rabbit in the development the other day…kind of surprised considering the danger from coyotes.
‘Night all. Travel day tomorrow.
WABBIT SEASON DUCK SEASON FIRE!
The ‘ebb and flow’ is telling me that our little break (the relative paucity of coyotes the last couple years) is over, their game has renewed itself here (cats, mice, and bunnies), and I will have to closely guard my dog in this yard for the rest of his life.
Andy – Safe travels.
Moses wouldn’t stand a chance here without the fence.
Good travels Andrew. Don’t raise your voice at Logan. The Deciders have decided you must quietly put up with their bullshit.
Good luck Vmax!
Fly safe Andy!
It will be Hump Day, EST, in forty minutes. Thank Goodness.
Safe travels, Andy.
Kiss some ass at Logan, Andy….just do it quietly.
High bar competition is SICK tonight.
LauraW,
Here, too. Lots of food critters, followed by coyotes, followed by few critters. Haven’t seen bunnies or quail for a while. The coyotes seem to have gone to wherever their food is now…
Another month and the elk and cougars will show up.
http://tinyurl.com/clubbo4
I meant, KICK some ass not kiss some ass!
Damn it.
Interspecies love, my favorite:
http://tinyurl.com/9hkllk5
Mare = Celebrating Stockholm Syndrome
MOM!!! Mare’s meatgazing again!
Whoopsie. Just a little earthquake here.
EARFQUAKE!!!
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ci15189073#summary
**looks at map**
ERMEGAAD, It’s a Corona!
If I hadn’t been awake and downloading farm porn, I never would have felt it.
Did you submit your DYFI form?
ERMEGAAD, It’s a Corona!
My Time-Life collection of cover songs fell off a shelf and broke against a brick wall.
(Note: this is not an example of irony.)
Shake, rattle and derp.
Wakey wakey.
I was in the basement yesterday afternoon, and a HUGE BUCK just stepped out of the woods into the little space behind my house. It kinda just looked around, not sure where to go.
I couldn’t count it’s points – but it had a nice rack. SYWM
ar in, when I had the flashes they were when I was going to sleep. I didn’t see em during the day. But if you see some small black dots or some new “floaters”, I’d get it checked out.
They were there when I closed my eye too. It was crazy. but the internets said it could go away in 10-20 minutes if it was just a weird nerve thing, and it did.
It was just a spot. It was an arc along 30% of my right eye. Crazy.
I have a floater in that eye too. Have had it for a few years.
I have a floater in my eye too, Car in. I don’t think it’s a big deal.
*poops self.
That’s not a floater, it’s a desk.
I had a floater in the toilet
Dave is making me feel all afraid about these little floaters I’ve had in my eye for a while now.
I’m pretty sure that’s a sign of prostate cancer. Should check that out.
Look on the bright side, it’s Wednesday!
Jour Du Les Humpeaux Terribles
My doctor is always asking to check my prostate. It’s annoying. I’m starting to doubt his credentials. It’s also weird that his office is in a bus station.
My black eye looks pretty cool. If it wasn’t such a suck ass story, and I wasn’t married, and I was smooth, and I was tall, and I knew how to talk to girls, and I knew where girls hang out, and I had someone to go with me, I’d totally be out there picking up chicks.
FB friend posted a picture of an old station wagon and a kennel with the statement that she couldn’t vote for someone who mistreated animals. I very sweetly said, “You’re talking about the part in Obama’s autobiography where he bragged about eating dog?”
My doctor is always asking to check my prostate. It’s annoying. I’m starting to doubt his credentials. It’s also weird that his office is in a bus station.
Yea, but the care your hump receives from him must make up for his shortcoming? It did look glorious at Lapeerpalooza. And the smell seemed less toxic.
And, no, please don’t swarm her. I’m working on her from the pro-life angle.
ha hA HAAAA MJ’s funny.
ha hA HAAAA MJ’s funny.
That’s because “little people” are always funny. If a normal sized person had said that, would you be as amused?
I think the media is teasing me with all this Paul Ryan for VP talk.
I’m going to get my heart broken, aren’t I?
>> Dave is making me feel all afraid about these little floaters I’ve had in my eye for a while now.
The symptom isn’t ones you’ve had for a long time, I had those too. It’s lots of new ones all of a sudden. They were different too, my old floaters were transparent, these were lots of teensy black dots.
Car in, get it checked. It don’t hurt.
My floaters have been there for a while, and they’re NBD. The light stuff is completely gone, so unless it comes back, I think I’m good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A
He should pick Biden. Gravitas.
He should pick Biden. Gravitas.
Well, if you go by the rumors, he may be available.
HHD is here!