Two poats in a row??? What is this world coming to?
I found some (not endangered) turtles that PJM said we should make at our next meat up. They are so dang cute and look Yummy:
This is my new saying I like it so much better than YOLO and it is TRUE
While out shopping yesterday this sad notice caught my eye
So much for another boring poat but hey it’s better than being on that stinky old one. I will leave you with a cool tune and one I am obsessed with.
They better had used these on the Mrs. A
ANGRY MARE!!!!!
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This poat is awesome!!!!
Thanks for poating that picture of your furry pink handcuffs, Sohita.
Rawwwrrrr.
Have yall seen this?
http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/Ohio-military-vote-Democrats/2012/08/03/id/447552?s=al&promo_code=FAA1-1
Good morning. Today is sainted mother’s 80th birthday.
Happy birthday Xmom.
ga. I have people coming over today, but I don’t feel like doing anything.
Chief, send me the instructions for your butt rub.
Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Sun’s out.
Ima smoke some shit.
Happy Bday Mama X
Happy Birthday, XB’s mama!
another delicious sohos production
YAY XMOM is ALIVE AND KICKIN’
Happy Happy BDAY!
I’m still pissed!!!
Important update added about Mare
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
*pats Mare on the head*
Good morning, cool kids.
Andy, my blood is just boiling for your wife right now. Fucking insanity!
Fine work on this poat, Sohos! A damn fine poat.
Happy Birthday to Pogo!
I know, right?
The Occupoopers can set up camp and be welcomed with open arms by Mumbles Menino, but don’t think you’re going to get on a plane to see your dying grandmother if you raise your voice at Logan.
And having met Mrs. Andy, there is no effen way she deserved that. Now, me getting arrested, sure. But her?!!1!Eleventy!
Thanks Cyn! Jumping back in the saddle
Ha!! Good one Sohos!
Next time I see Mrs Andy ……Can I see your prison tats?
Yeah I met Mrs. Andy too and can’t imagine this at all.
This place is 713% better with Sohos posts.
Did she happen to get any of it on video?
If you’re going to contest, Andy, you will want to get a letter to Logan A-FUCKING-SAP for them to preserve the video footage from all cameras as evidence for your case. Otherwise, they will record over it.
Oh, and use the word ‘spoliation’ in your letter, sending it Certified or Registered or whatever, with a copy of that letter going to the gov’t division that oversees the airport. There are probably statutes in your state on this.
I wasn’t kidding when I said I thought I’d be the first one here to be arrested at an airport. I’m incredibly polite and when I opt out, I’m good natured about the pat down, however, I can see SEVERAL opportunities to get angry and not necessarily about my own situation.
On my last trip an older gentleman was “yelled” at by a small penised dick face, “I TOLD YOU TO EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!!!”. It was a small plastic comb. I almost lost it right there….
Combs can kill. It’s a scientific fact.
Andrew, please enlighten me, what happened to the svelte and glorious Mrs Andy?
TSA asshatted dickery?, say no more
Not TSA, Boston PD.
See the tail end of the prior poat.
Noon
2 slabs of baby back ribs and 4 lb. butt just went on smoker.
Party on my deck. Y’ all come. Ya heah?
Just opened the first beer. Drinking while smoking is mandatory.
The elderly gentleman was wearing a blue blazer, khaki slacks, and a button down shirt, by his movement and appearance I would say he was about 80. He was likely a veteran and a conscientious citizen his whole life and he gets treated like shit because some muslim extreemists blew up buildings in his own country.
Just a reminder airport security, personnel and TSA, 99% of all terrorist acts are committed by muslims.
andrew, SERIOUSY? for talking loud??
FUCK THEM
1st amendment motherfuckers perhaps you have heard about it
Maybe Mrs. Andy shouldn’t have taken her shoes off in the security line after all. http://is.gd/u4g3Rn
Hots, if you can rustle up a few Yoohoos ill come
USA outscored China in the 2nd quarter 30-8.
Not good enough for Gino.
geno
The elderly gentleman was wearing a blue blazer, khaki slacks, and a button down shirt
That blue blazer was the ‘tell’ of an obvious rabble-rouser. He should have just been arrested on the spot.
Krow, tell me what a Yoohoo is and I’ll see what I can manage for you.
Good morning, stained glass windowlickers.
yoohoo is the nectar of the gods, carbonated chocolate drink
Two things I’ve learned in my brief smoking career:
If you’re lookin’ it ain’t cookin’.
and re: smoke color:
If it’s black, dial it back. If it’s white, heat is right.
>> If it’s black, dial it back. If it’s white, heat is right.
That’s raaaacistttt!
Wait, wait, WHAT? WHAT.THE.FUCK? Mrs. Andrew got arrested by the Boston PD for raising her voice?
What the hell has this country come to? Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick.
Andy, I’m so sorry for your poor wife’s experience. Goddamn those motherfuckin Nazi fat bellied brownshirt sonsofbitches to hell. Fuck.
/eddie
/okIcan’tdoitasgoodashimbutthesentimentremains
http://twitpic.com/afvafd
Ridiculous, huh?
The mom-jeans Obama is wearing in your pic, Andy… they still make me gag!
SCOAMF
*Gives Dave a S.O.*
I hate Logan Airport Nazis.
heya Cyn, didnt cya there
Feel free to suggest alternate captions for that, BTW.
*wonders what an S.O is*
Michelle?
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pzxfz.jpg
oh, duh, a standing O.
Thank you, thank you.
holy shit assular disaster!
Feel free to suggest alternate captions for that, BTW.
I tried, but looking at the picture for inspiration made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
If she was wearing a hijab she could have screamed at the top of her lungs and they would have kissed her ass and rolled out the red carpet.
But a little softspoken American lady getting visibly upset is an easy mark for them to get their tyrant-jollies.
Since last January, I’ve read some stuff from time to time about priests and bishops vowing civil disobedience about the healthcare bill. Supposedly there have been letters circulated to the laity and oratory to the congregations in opposition to the healthcare bill.
Have any Catholics on this blog seen or heard any of this in their own churches?
The end game is to force Catholic hospitals out of health care altogether. They’ll get sucked into government institutions.
It’s shameful. But then government and bureaucrats have no shame, they just have their mission.
Lauraw, it has been crickets at my church. The one Prayer event that was scheduled during the 2 weeks of protest was watered down to include opposition to nuclear weapons. Our diocese is sitting this one out. I think our Archbishop cut a deal with local dems. Only explanation I can think of. Only 2 of the 5 priests at my church have even brought it up.
Gawd Andy, that story is piled high with unacceptable bullshit. I hope you win your lawsuit, they deserve it.
I haven’t heard anything about healthcare from the church in an official capacity. It’s the elephant in the room, and no one wants to touch it.
Council meetings might be different. I’ll ask my brother.
If she was wearing a hijab she could have screamed at the top of her lungs and they would have kissed her ass and rolled out the red carpet.
And made sure it was pointed in the appropriate direction, too.
You inspired me Hotspur. I ran out for a 12 pack and a 4 lb slab of pork.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz30iqyxNR1roe4ino1_500.jpg
It has been almost 11 years and I don’t feel any safer when I travel. I hope Mrs Andy is successful with her lawsuit and I Prayed for the Andy family in church this AM as well.
Do they have one where they spell “wheels,” puppeh?
Word, oso. I feel less safe, because you can see they are looking in the wrong direction, most of the time.
You just can’t say anything or You get treated like a terrorist. Dan didn’t get arrested but he got the Special pat down for an ill timed “Are you fucking kidding me?”
That’s not security, that’s a power trip. Control freaks.
He thought for sure I’d be the first one to drop the F-bomb on the TSA.
Yeah, in Philly airport that tsa bitch was staring at me while she was talking down to me, just looking for me to react unpleasantly to her shitty goading. Looking for a reason to do something to me. I was bland and gave her nothing to latch on to.
But it burns to have to be cowed like that just so I can go about my business. It really, really smarts.
I can’t wait for the next flight. I will explain I have metal in my leg. They will not care. Hell, I’ll even show them the scar. This is what I did to my leg, I cut it deep, eight inches from here to here, to try to fool you because I’m a goddamned terrorist with a bomb in my big toe.
When they touch me I’m going to moan like I like it.. just to make em flinch a bit.
*mmm.. again, please.. oooo*
Can chief post his rub recipe at the recipe site? I can do it, if he wants. Or maybe he wants to keep it closer to home.
In which case can I get the recipe? hehe
I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting the fine folks who make out airport security apparatus run so smoothly. The last time I had to fly anywhere was before 9/11.
I was in Orlando for the start of the Afghanistan campaign, Hawai’i for Iraq, and on my way to Vegas for the British liquid bomb plot. We’d booked our Orlando trip before 9/11 so I didn’t use my “real” name and the idiot TSA guy wasn’t going to let “Constance” fly back to NM on a ticket that said “Connie”. They are just that stupid!
I remember when flying was actually kind of nice.
Have any Catholics on this blog seen or heard any of this in their own churches?
Against the mandate….yes.
Yay, Scott. Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.
I had an officious little prick of a ticket agent refuse to check me in because my ticket said “R. S.” and my drivers license said “Richard S.”. He told me that I could have bought the ticket from “R.S.” This was on a flight to Disneyworld before 9-11.
Right after 9-11, I had to change planes in St. Louis. While waiting for the connecting flight, I watched another plane boarding. Two fat female TSAs pulled a guy at random out of line and proceeded to go through all his stuff. One emptied his bag, while the other made him practically disrobe. This was a typical salesman. After 30 minutes of them gossiping while pawing through his stuff, the stewardess came off the plane and told them to either clear him, or ground him because they were closing the door of the plane. They cleared him so he had to grab his shit, stuff it in his bag and run down the jetway in his socks, shirt unbuttoned, pants falling down….. It was ridiculous.
So my sister sends my dad links about the shit Obama or McCaskill is up to or things to do with healthcare takeover or the shitty economy or how the rich do pay more than their fair share.
She tells me he takes these things over to a fact checker site that McCaskill has set up –> to prove US wrong. See, because we, of his own blood are the corrupt liars, not the good hearted McCaskill who fights for the ‘little guy’.
Everytime I hear ‘little guy’, I want to cut a bitch.
He has always done this. Government good – you suck.
How many planes would be hijacked if they totally eliminated security checks? Put a couple of security guys on each plane and it would be waaaaaaay cheaper and less of a pain than current TSA procedures.
Exactly, Pepe!!! Beasn, I get the same crap from the inlaws. I’m not allowed to “scare” them anymore.
>> Everytime I hear ‘little guy’, I want to cut a bitch.
*cues O Brother, Where Art Thou? clip of Homer Stokes and the little man*
When I was a kid, I told myself to bide my time and I would be free of the anger, accusations, and being suspect. I would be my own person, making my own decisions, away from the neurosis. Free.
Watching what this government is doing…hearing these (TSA), Chik fil A, Nanny Boob-berg, stories I’m feeling strangulated again. Thinking about the government assholes, TSA-style, deciding my healthcare….with my dad nodding approvingly, boils my blood.
Put a couple of security guys on each plane and it would be waaaaaaay cheaper and less of a pain than current TSA procedures.
Silly silly man. If they did that, gubmint would lose jobs and those sweet sweet pensions and benefits that you SHOULD pay.
The thing that pisses me off the most about TSA is it’s all bullshit. You can’t take a little swiss army knife? Seriously? If you can take over a plane with a mini swiss army knife, you are officially a badass. and you can take over a plane without it.
Andy, my brother is 27 and my dad still calls him ‘little guy’ and makes all sorts of excuses as to why he does everything for him. Oh his fine motor isn’t good, he has weak wrists, he can’t hear…..look at me, a martyr.
It grates, knowing he is setting him up for some pain when he – my dad – sheds his mortal coil, and leaves him without a personal butler. My brother is not stupid, he just has an extra chromosome.
When he was 12, he would let him sit in his lap and would pet him on the head like a puppy. It would piss him off when I asked him what his problem was.
I’m just tired of being angry all the time.
I’ve found that smoking a bowl of black tar heroin makes a lot of the stabby go away…
Anger takes energy. Sometimes it’s important to be angry. But you can’t be angry all the time. it will make you sick.
We should all have some ice cream sometimes. With pie maybe. Yes. Pie and ice cream.
ok, black tar heroin is an option
We should all have some ice cream sometimes. With pie maybe. Yes. Pie and ice cream.
Hold the pie – it’s taking up valuable ice cream room.
Heroin pie with vanilla/meth ice cream
and mushrooms
I wanted to get you a pie in the hospital, dave, but then you went on a diet.
Ice cream doesn’t take up any room. It melts, and just soaks into whatever is there.
It’s like the celery of dessert.
You know what else pisses me off? ( shut up ) Wanting a couple of glasses of wine after going through the security CF and wine is $11/per at Newark. Oh, and for fun our flight was cancelled so we had to Gael with that BS.
They don’t make heroin ice cream, do they?
Blue Bell. 1/4 of a cup.
We factor airport booze prices into our travel budget.
Ben and Jerry’s Kaleidoscope Strawberry Field Surprise.
They’re owned by Unilever now, so you can dig the colors man, the colors.
Double Rainbow.
you can’t bring liquids on a plane, but how many security checks are there for the refreshments they bring behind the security counter? I don’t see a TSA station at the loading dock.
I hope there is one.
I meant LaGuardia and it’s an F’ing DUMP!
So Ben and Jerry sold out to “the man”, huh?
What a surprise.
The Oso’s are smart. I have the cash, it just ticks me off to pay it.
I’m in my happy place…..I’m in my happy place….I’m in
Watching the women’s volleyball match, I’m reminded of something.
Iowa State beat Destiny Hooker’s Longhorns once. That’s kind of amazing, since she’s so damn good.
Where are you Mare?
I hope MCPO is done with golf for the day. Looks like he’s in for some “interesting” weather this afternoon.
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/pennsylvania/weather-radar-rs?play=true
Me too, Mare. i hate the pour governors too so you can no longer get a generous pour from a bartender. I actually get more irritated paying 3$ for a soda. Used to overpaying for beer at ballgames.
La Guardia airport.
http://tinyurl.com/8gjuqxe
You can make it a double for 3 dollars more.
Pups, I know. I’m just pissed that I’m having to change my Fall travel plans because airfare to Oahu keeps going up before Dan locked in a fare. My vacation is Oct. 9th-16th. Any bets on Syrian war starting?
I hope you aren’t headed North.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87529cUMT1qa6z3eo1_500.png
http://i.minus.com/ibxbQ4k4QYtHUY.gif
Heh, that last one is just as good as MJ’s WW2 link on BBF.
Ha! So accurate Pups. Half the time on this trip I was saying, “What state are we in again?”
Heading south Scott. We already had a later flight cancelled “because of weather,”
4 lbs pork, holding steady at 250 degrees.
How long?
I go by temp, scott. 160 for nice slices of pork tenderloin, 180 for fall apart pork butt.
Hoo boy, over age 60 woman wearing VERY light white linen pants and a thong. WRONG!
Even xbrad wouldn’t hit it.
Mare, don’t judge me!!! Wait, never mind. I’m too busy pissing Sohos off with “visible panty lines”
Thanks Jay.
I’m using the 3-2-1 method.
3 hours in the smoker at 250
2 hours covered with foil at 250
1 hour uncovered at 250 but no smoke
If the meat isn’t the right temp I’ll put it in the oven at 350 until it is.
You wear panties?
I used to cover the meat, but have since stopped. Meat is still plenty juicy, and the smoke flavor is better.
I don’t add chips/chunks after 3-4 hours. after 6-8 hours for brisket.
And pjs. I’m repressed that way. Plus, I sleep walk.
I’m just learning, Jay. But I love doing this.
Otherwise I hate to cook.
There’s lots of people who cover. So many variations to try.
Smoking is fun. I want to try bacon, but I don’t have the setup for cold smoking. Yet.
I did some salmon filets the other day. That shit is like crack.
That sausage didn’t get hot on its own.
You didn’t smoke that.
Oh, and the crack team of TSA agents allowed a 16.9 fl oz of water that I forgot in my carry on bag. Confident yet? Opened, about 12 oz left. I’m kind of mad it’s not wine.
Sure you Jay.
I am using a gas grill. I cut the tops of of some beer cans and poked them full of holes. I load them up with hot charcoal and wood and they smoke for about 15 minutes.
I am going to try a coffee can and see what that does to the temp.
I saw something similar with a can and a soldering iron, scott.
A cold beer sounds really good right now.
*toasts Dave*
Cheers, mate.
http://bit.ly/yRkyGe
Because I’m a giver.
back at ya Hotspur
I see these two comments one below the other and I am aghast.
Comment by Hotspur on August 5, 2012 4:28 pm
You wear panties?
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 5, 2012 4:29 pm
I used to cover the meat, but have since stopped.
that is fucking disgusting, Jay. No one wants to see your uncovered meat. Pl. start wearing panties again.
Ribs are finished – sitting covered on top of range. Butt is in oven covered at 350° til done. It’s only at 130° after five hours.
manties, Tushar, manties. Learn the terminology.
What are you serving with it Hotspur?
WOOT. A nice soaking rain and more behind it. I have my cistern simultaneously emptying via hose into the garden and filling with new rain (I think mosquitoes got into the last batch). I’ll empty it completely and then fill it up again with new rain when round 2 gets here.
rain.
I miss rain.
That’s just getting to us, laura.
Don’t take it all.
Laura, if you are not using the water for anything other than gardening, put just a drop or two of kerosene (or some other petroleum derived oil that will float over water and won’t readily evaporate) on the standing water. Skeeters won’t breed anymore.
I don’t know, Mare. That’s HotBride’s job.
A thin film of oil should cover the water surface.
I think dish soap will work for that too, Tush.
Hotspur, yes. But soap does not damage the environment and make greenies cry, so I am partial to motor oil.
Won’t soap dissolve? I think the oil is the ticket. Vegetable oil should work, too, if you are using it to water plants.
Cigar butts, too.
Oven? pffffft
Low and slow.
I am taking mine off in about an hour and wrapping it tightly with foil.
Then we wait.
I did not know that about the oil. Interesting. I’ve been using dunks in my other standing water.
It’s a closed system fed from the gutter, so I don’t really know how there can be skeeters. I just suspect it. Although none of the water I drained and looked at, has larvae in it.
I agree, Scott, but guests are due any minute.
It’s been so effing dry we don’t have any skeeters.
I should set up a gutter/rain-barrel situation up here. Might help if we start gardening next year.
Hartford is getting whaled. The bad stuff missed us for now. It’s an unearthly atmosphere outside right now. Undersides of all the leaves are up in the air, it’s an early twilight, and there’s black clouds on one side and brightness on the other side. BRRRR.
Yeah, that front just passed through Manchester. Was: 90°F Now: 72°F
It is eerie, isn’t it. I was outside with the kids this morning and told my daughter it felt like a massive thunderstorm was a-brewin’. And there wasn’t a storm cloud in the sky at the time.
Just humid as hell and gusty. It almost can’t help but rain.
You’re in Manchester? Why was I not informed of this?
Where is Car in? She has my link to illegal rain gathering in Western states. I don’t have a Share on FB button for the H2. I used to be blonde.
I can at least still gather rain. They haven’t taken that away yet.
Leon, Scott put a barrel under a gutter with a lid so that water goes in but skeeters can’t (we assume). The barrel sits several feet higher than the garden.
He installed a little valve and hose at the bottom of the barrel. Dug a shallow trench out to the garden and ran the hose down it. I have a smaller rain barrel with lid out there that I can fill with that hose. And a nice watering can too.
The little container is a good setup for making a small batch of liquid plant food right in the garden. Also I can rest the hose by the base of some plants to soak them while I use the bucket/watering can to gently sprinkle seedbeds. It’s more time-intensive than using the house water, but the house water doesn’t really soak the soil the same way rainwater does. There seems to be a different charge on it or something.
Also, the low flow from the cistern hose means I must ‘park and soak.’ That helps keep from wetting the plant foliage. I’m pretty sure that every time I use the house water to spray the garden, I worsen the tomato fungus.
*copies lauraw’s comment into ‘farm notes’ document*
*copies lauraw’s comment into ‘farm
notesporn’ document*FTFY.
If that’s porn to you, XBrad, maybe it’s time to move to Iowa.
Hartford is getting whaled.
The Whalers are back in town?
Having a whale of time.
Lock up your daughters!
They left in 1997 I think, and still http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2010/08/18/hottest-selling-merchandise-in-the-nhl-how-about-the-hartford-whalers/
You guys, I’m worried for Lisa Ling. I don’t think she can stop nodding and making Serious But Empathetic Journalist Face.
I have a Whalers Jersey. I want a Vancouver or Bruins home jersey. Orca C or Bear Logo.
Really. You let that kill it? I’m talking to morons about woodchucks and you guys are smoking meat? Really?
Wow. This is just barely a parody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU
Wait, that is a parody, right?
I took a nap.
What up?
http://tinyurl.com/xbrad-is-a-forest-ranger
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nvz8PvzA1qe0wclo1_500.gif
Sean, not a parody. Ghey
puppies!
That reminds me. The grill is ready.
Nice boobies.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4o5dbA61F1r7bmcgo1_r1_250.gif
http://i.imgur.com/enGEF.jpg
I used to be blonde. I’m a college dropout because of Math Lauraw is mean. Even I know that 40% isn’t a majority unless Bill Clinton is running. Sheesh.
Beasn does portraits of Pupster.
http://i48.tinypic.com/34xj62f.jpg
I played in the most gawd awful humidity today. I was soaked through with perspiration. 5 minutes after we finished, the skies opened up and we were deluged with rain.
Herself made it home from Ohio and we are ensconced in the Hobbit Hole quite comfortably.
Did anyone else get 7 stitches in their face today?
Can’t say as I did, MJ. You?
I just posted as a RL hostage in a thread with an almost moron. I look like a racist. And a hard core GOPer.
Yeah. Right above my eyebrow. I hit my head on the corner of the desk, but waited a little bit to see if it would close up. No such luck.
WTF were you doing to your desk? Please tell me you were at least getting laid when this happened.
suggestion for MJ:
http://tinyurl.com/9ee4ob5
Stop desk bobbing. Quit it.
Italian women’s beach volleyball team should win for no other reason than they are way hotter
so, who’s up for a meat-up at the Solyndra offices?
I think that would be fucking awesome.
Slublog posted the cutest pic ever of his little boy and mayhem with blueberry cobbler. I’m dying.
so…. no one wants to talk to me?
fine.
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
This accident was not vagina induced.
This accident was not vagina induced.
Then I don’t want to know more, the story clearly sucks.
I noticed a bunch of gheys wearing Boston gear. I didn’t want to profile. Asked a ghey guy “Why?” Was told that Mass supported him and his partner, he would support Mass. I asked about Patriot gear. O.o Go Yankees. 20$.
That story would be better if it had a raccoon in it.
Personally, Boston doesn’t rank in my top ten cities in North America.
This accident was not vagina induced.
Is MJ coming out of the closet?
Did he hit his head on the desk or under the desk?
Chris Hansen wants to know…..
Personally, Boston doesn’t rank in my top ten cities in North America.
I have always hated Boston.
And that has nothing to do with either the Red Sox or the politics. It’s just a shitty city and the people there are just assholes of the highest order.
So, did you at least get the raise, MJ?
ugly chicks gonna win again.
Especially the cops at Logan.
I didn’t want to profile. Just noticed a LOT of gheys wearing BoSox gear. The more you know.
I didn’t want to profile. Just noticed a LOT of gheys wearing BoSox gear
*snicker
Especially the cops at Logan.
well, that goes without saying…
Concur with Wiser on the rectalitude of Boston.
Hell, Andy is from the suburbs and he’s the biggest asshole here!
Personally, Boston doesn’t rank in my top ten cities in North America.
Moose Jaw wins by a nose!
(Snout?)
I didn’t want to profile. Just noticed a LOT of gheys wearing BoSox gear
Well, one less of the gheys is wearing BoSox gear lately….
http://tinyurl.com/9hzv6u2
>> Hell, Andy is from the suburbs and he’s the biggest asshole here!
Tainted by the city.
*waits*
Wiser, did you see my Logan story from this morning?
Traffic in downtown Boston is a little confusing.
Also I’m still steamed about Mrs. Andy. She doing ok Andrew?
Wiser, did you see my Logan story from this morning?
yeah.
fuckers.
Sue the fucking balls of those assholes. this shit has to stop. These douchebags need to be told that they are not our overlords.
Seriously, that shit just pisses me the fuck off and good on your wife for standing her ground and allowing herself to be arrested.
She is.
She got to the hospital within the last hour or so and is, in her words, “keeping watch”.
please, dear God, get this horse-faced idiot off of my television and get back to the fucking SPORTING EVENTS!!!
We were laughing about me being her “one phone call” this morning.
Then I got to thinking … that’d make a nice hook for a country song.
This is kind of interesting, and probably a bit more productive for the cause of same sex marriage than getting some dudes to kiss each other in front of a restaurant:
https://sites.google.com/site/chickenoffset/
Sarah Jessica Parker’s at the Olympics?
Mrs. Andy is having a bad day.
Please send this to her for me.
http://tinyurl.com/2boc8uq
This accident was not vagina induced.
Is MJ coming out of the closet?
Did he hit his head on the desk or under the desk?
Chris Hansen wants to know…..
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Technically I wouldn’t have to lean over to give a BJ.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s at the Olympics?
worse. Mary Carillo.
http://tinyurl.com/8n4brgo
>> “keeping watch”.
Oh man. Bless her heart.
You should call her up and sing Pat Green’s “Three Days”. That’d pick her up.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I just bought my first Kindle book, “This Kind of War”. It’s on the Kindle app on my iPad. Somebody please let Car in know ok thanks.
Technically I wouldn’t have to lean over to give a BJ.
and Xbrad *thuds
You should call her up and sing Pat Green’s “Three Days”.
coversong…..
seriously, Andy, your wife and your family is in my heart.
And it infuriates me that they made this time even worse for you all.
Shut up I’m thinking of her well being.
*downloads it from iTunes for the cost of cab fare to the Hyatt*
*downloads it from iTunes for the cost of cab fare to the Hyatt*
heh. you overpaid….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j-gWZcOHZ8
So, what airline was it that FUBAR’d Mrs. Andy’s situation, and what did they do?
I think I found Mare and she has male pattern baldness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxEHi6Mlzmk&feature=youtu.be&t=1m7s
Heh. When I was a kid, my dad bought a Skeeter Magnum fishing boat with two of his friends and they all shared it for 5 years. It had a Johnson 175hp outboard engine, which is something like strapping a JATO rocket to a hang glider. If we had ever opened it up the boat woulda come outta the water and likely been suborbital in about 8 minutes.
I don’t recall that Johnson commercial but it was funny.
Something like this… not as pretty
http://tinyurl.com/8mnt6st
Thanks, all.
Xbrad, it was United and they had a newbie at the counter this morning who couldn’t manage to print out the right boarding passes for the Mrs. and my niece to get on the plane (among other issues).
You and your girl and your Johnson …
What?
I go to considerable effort to avoid United. Sad, because I remember a time when they were a great airline.
WOO HOO!!
Women’s Hop, Skip and Jump Finals!!!!
time for a very special Olympic story….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTfB8Q6DpZ0
Can you imagine making your life’s goal to win a medal in the Hop, Skip and Jump?
I can only imagine someone who just misses winning bronze in that event ends up laying on their death-bed and thinking “I wasted my life…”
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and my Johnson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGdQZi6xGv4
every single time I see the 2012 logo in the background, I crack up.
I was on the CT RIver at the start of a pro bass tournament.
Holy crap. Several of those guys passed me doing at least 100 mph.
Hahahaha. Me too.
OMG HE FELL!!
Thank goodness they were there immediately to put out the fire….
Hey, I bet you don’t have Fauxcahontas on your TV right now.
Hey, I bet you don’t have Fauxcahontas on your TV right now.
So sad about that.
*cough
You guys aren’t watching the HOF game?
http://tinyurl.com/9sx6lsl
Yeah, people spend huge bucks on these crazy bass rigs.
I would be more of a “Steve the Pirate” boat guy, if I were a boat guy. “Hey, Arruba sounds nice. Let’s go”
*putters out at 3 mph and opens a bottle of Captain Morgan’s*
That’s even more meaningless than the Olympics, Chief. A difficult feat, but they manage to pull it off every year.
You guys aren’t watching the HOF game?
Am I missing it????
http://tinyurl.com/cvpk6b8
Smoked pork, the HOF game and my Johnson.
Has Harry Reid responded to the myriad reports of his pedophilia? Maybe he should check into a rehab center for it.
Smoked pork?
tsk tsk. Carcinogens.
*lights a cigarette*
Harry Reid is a pederast and a former Mob bag man.
Has Harry Reid responded to the myriad reports of his pedophilia? Maybe he should check into a rehab center for it.
At this point, I think he’s worried they’ll find the bodies…
4 weeks from Wednesday we can watch Tony Romo cry.
Harry Reid is a pederast and a former Mob bag man.
“former?”
4 weeks from Wednesday we can watch Tony Romo cry.
Tony’s a Red Sox fan?
oh… wait… you said 4 weeks from now…
red sox fans are crying now….
my mistake.
Tony Romo makes me appreciate Danny White.
Xbrad, Mrs. Andy was actually arrested by the po-po at Logan airport today. Apparently she became upset, raised her voice, and asked if there was a supervisor, and she was appraised that raising one’s voice is now illegal. And was taken into custody.
Seems legit.
Fucking infuriates me all over again, to think of that nice sweet woman being so abused by those whose job is ostensibly “to serve and protect.”
Fucking assholes.
Laura?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJMzmXpzz4A&feature=related
There used to be a sign near Logan that said SQUEEZE LEFT TIT.
Tit was added on with spray paint.
The sign had to have been there for 10 years, made me giggle every time.
. . .she was appraised that raising one’s voice is now illegal. And was taken into custody. WTF?!
I’d be lawyering up to sue the shit out of whoever authorized THAT shit!
Laura, I was aware of that. I was wondering what precipitated Mrs. Andy’s agitation. Having dealt with counter staff at Continental (owned by United), it didn’t take much imagination to visualize getting pissed off.
Too bad the responding officer wasn’t Officer Paul.
“We have zero tolerance for yelling at Logan”
“Do you remember 9/11?”
Fucking cocksuckers.
The Mrs. wrote everything down she could remember, and my niece has a couple of pictures (but no video, dammit).
We’re calling tomorrow to get the police report and to instruct them to preserve any and all evidence including the security camera footage.
Andy, I hope you end up owing Logan airport.
Not that I would ever use that airport ever, and I can’t imagine why anyone would want to own an airport, but maybe you can sell it back to Boston for a profit.
We’re calling tomorrow to get the police report and to instruct them to preserve any and all evidence including the security camera footage.
you know it’s already been erased, right?
I’d settle for having the case dropped and an apology offered.
I’d settle for having the case dropped and an apology offered.
heh. yeah, good luck with that.
Possibly. I don’t think there’s audio anyway, so it won’t help much.
It’s more putting them on notice that they have a fight on their hands.
nite, y’all
‘Night. I’m out too.
Put those cocksuckers on notice Andrew.
Hey beasn, did you see my comment the other day about me in the fountain pics, or do you remember those anyway?
I been on Aleeve. I can’t remember shit.
I bet they offer you money to shut up. That would be awesome.
Someone I know works at Chik Fil A and she told me the whole week has been crazy. Wednesday being the worst. Surrounding businesses – other fast food, retailers – told them that if they need anything, to give them a holler. When they ran out of wraps, Target stepped in and brought them some.
Said on ‘kissy day’, a couple of twentysomethings came into the store and started yelling that everyone there was going straight to Hell for supporting such evil. o_O
Manager wasn’t playing and called it in.
So happens two squad cars were chatting in the lot and arrested them for disturbing the peace.
Hey beasn, did you see my comment the other day about me in the fountain pics, or do you remember those anyway?
I vaguely remember something about a fountain. I’m nearing the half century mark and can’t remember shit.
call the news station if not
Gettin old. The oldness, it sneaks up on you.
There are photographic records of me in a fountain in the St. L meatup page locker drawer.
I look fat. And wet. Total hotness really.
Beasn, how close are you?
How close am I to what?
The half century mark.
Dave, I’ve already warned beasnette to be on the lookout for me minus my pants. Told her to not let me walk out the door in that state. It’s gonna happen, I can feel it in ….
HEY SKWERL!
Oh…I’ve got another year and one month.
You know what is weird? My mom stopped dying her hair. My hair is whiter than hers. She’s gray with some white strands, I’m white with some dark strands.
Perhaps I’m lacking a nutrient.
Crapola, just looked at the time. I’ve got an early morning in a bakery that is hemorrhaging people.
*shrugs*
That is their problem and I’ve been doing okay not fretting about it. I do what I can do. Then I go home.
G’night taters.
Slackers.
MMM scheduled for 715AM, just in case I have issues getting out the door for my trip.
Work cometh.
Night kids.
We are going to need a bigger minivan
http://i.imgur.com/lVB88l.jpg
do NOT wanna work tomorrow
Scott, do you have mines yet for Fat Bastard?
Mines are the way to go.
Little mines would be awesome.
I am ending this. I don’t care if it takes me two days in sniper mode on the roof.
Destructive rodents must die.
This is the way, of things.
ok really crashing now, goodnight my friends.
Saw Spiderman today. It was actually pretty good
goodnight I guess
Coyotes are loud tonight.
Does Ecuador respect Paraguay?
You know what I’m saddest about with regard to missing Lapeerapalooza? Talking Packers with Mr. Car in.
wakey wakey
Yea, brew – the Mr was hoping you were coming.
He could have showed you all the packer’s crap we have everywhere.