Happy 6th day of the week or as I like to call it “Saturday” (I really am so creative). I have a ton of stuff going on but I hope to knock it out and come spend some quality time with my FIF. My apt is actually looking like a home. I have pictures hung and furniture, rugs etc. I really love the look and feel of it now. Yay Sohos! I am taking daughter Dear for breakfast in a few b/c I hear BACON calling my name.
I hope that everyone gets to do what they love today and please enjoy this wonderful weather I have created for us.
My daughter is going to the Brother’s of the Sun Tour today. I am so jealous! I don’t know who is Hawter Tim/Kenny but I leaning toward THIS:
This is only for Dave:
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you’re all covered with leeches. Just say, “Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?” (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)
I finally figured out why Mare never comes to meet us…
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HAHAHAHA. They also look like clumps of mud and leaves when you’re nervously checkin out your junk to see if you picked up any leeches. I damn near fainted.
I had a pet leech once that died after sucking on some tainted junk. This post offends me.
If I didn’t at least offend one person with my only poat this year then I am doing it wrong
You’re welcome
YAY, SoHoS!!
From previous poat:
Have you guys seen the Obama ad running during the Olympics? He looks directly at the camera and says that America faces a choice …of the same failed policies of the past 10 years or his policy which is growing from the middle class out?
Umm….he is talking about the past 10 years, correct?
The Dems were in charge of both houses of Congress from 2006 – 2010, and are still in charge of the Senate.
Obama has been in office for almost 4 of the past 10 years.
Just WHOSE “failed policies” is he referring to, exactly?
We’re forecast to get severe t’storms today: http://tinyurl.com/comkzpo
If you think back to 1996, you’ll recall that a lot of Clinton’s campaign ads we’re attacking the “failed policies” of his own administration & Clinton won. You simply can’t underestimate the power of the entire spectrum of news media continuously shouting ridiculous bullshit.
That is a wicked Gif
I would love to see me some wicked t-storms today, but it ain’t happenin.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Dave is back in the 36″ Levis. Haven’t been able to get those on for a couple of years.
Life is good.
Ga. Commercial just Tolbert me one in six Americans go hungry. Are they including the dieters or something. 80 bill in food stamps,
Right. I’ve seen poor people. They’re fuckin ginormous.
So I go to bed at 9pm last night with a massive headache. Figured it was just from staring at the computer screen all day.
Then I wake up at 11pm, remembering that my cousin went to sleep with a headache about 8 months ago and never woke up.
I didn’t get much sleep after that…
Coffee me please. And good morning cool kids.
How’s your head today, wiser? Better I hope.
oooo.. I forgot about that.
Did you make it?
Did you make it?
sadly, yes.
Dead men don’t type.
That’s good. I would have missed you.
They also don’t wear plaid.
Congrats on your shrinkage, Dave!
How’s your head today, wiser?
not as bad, but not much better. I think it’s the humidity.
I was thinking maybe Lauraw could schedule the next meat-up around my funeral, yannow, to increase the attendance.
Of the funeral.
Congrats on your shrinkage, Dave!
heh heh heh…
THE WATER WAS COLD!!!!
That’s not a bad idea, the combo meat-up funeral dealio. Your eulogy’s even done already.
Speaking of Wiser’s headache, what happened to XBrad coughing blood? Did he stop, or did he cough it all up?
((((hugs)))) Wiserbabe. You have way too much on your plate. I wish things were better for you my friend. I have gained 4 pounds Dave and now weigh 150 UGH!!!! Pisses me off. I know it is happy girl eating but still it scares me so I start the SB Induction tomorrow.
IIRC, Xbrad stopped coughing it. That will learn him to huff a bug spray can instead of gold paint.
You have way too much on your plate. I wish things were better for you my friend.
Thanks, sohot. One would imagine that volunteer work wouldn’t be so stressful…..
They also Tell no tales
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/08/04/tennessee-democrats-disavow-their-senate-nominee/
Maybe it’s your time of the month.
Maybe it’s your time of the month.
Can’t be, otherwise the chocolate would have worked.
Four pounds is nothing, Sohos. Just daily fluctuations. Oh, and take your shoes off when you weigh… see?! Four pounds gone!!1!
4 pounds is a sammich
Well I have stayed at 150 for over a week now so time to fix the problem.
you do realize that your monstrous bewbs probably weigh between 40 and 50lbs all by themselves, right?
/diet blog…..just trying to make wiserbaby feel better
They weigh like 8 pounds each. I would like to get them cut off again but the truth is they will just grow back again. I HATE THEM
I think I lost four pounds when I stopped wearing an underwire bra.
Saw a massive fire on the way home from costco.
>> I HATE THEM
ME TOO
…
I’M LYING
I don’t have a single bra that fits. I got measured the other day and was told I am a 34 DDD…ok and just where the fuck do you find one of those?!?!?!/Real World Problems
Who wants to come over and help me give zelda a bath?
She’s got a hot spot.
Ok, my work is done. Time for a haircut and then some serious goofing off. Catch you all later!
I don’t have a single bra that fits.
I’m in that boat too and have been dreading even going in to shop. The only thing worse than bra shopping is bikini shopping.
Wiser, I was worried about you when you suddenly signed off with a headache. Tell Mrs. Wiser to ease up on the Iocaine powder next week.
Good morning, sex dwarfs and dumb chauffeurs.
See ya later, Dave! Oh, here…
*tosses keys to my ride: http://is.gd/bT76dM*
Go crazy!
Morning Sean.
Good morning, sex dwarfs and dumb chauffeurs.
HEYNOW!!! I am vertically challenged I’ll have you know, thankyouverymuch!!
Tell Mrs. Wiser to ease up on the Iocaine powder next week.
I’ve built up an immunity to iocane powder.
I switched from bug spray to meth. Seems to help.
HEYNOW!!! I am vertically challenged I’ll have you know, thankyouverymuch!!
No need to get defensive, Cyn. That’s just the way God made you.
(Probably to punish your parents for something they did.)
I had to google iocane and it took me to the Wikipedia (*spits*) page of fictional toxins and weapons.
Can you believe that Corbomite was not on that page?!?!! I mean c’mon!
*looks around for Roamy to commiserate with*
Meth. It’s what’s for dinner.
(Probably to punish your parents for something they did.)
Without a doubt.
Democrats have NO sense of humor: the GOP was kind enough to send over a cake for Barky’s b-day, and they sent it back:
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/08/happy-birthday-mr-didnt-build-that/
Obama closes down park for fundraiser.
He’s just a peach.
A popular Connecticut park and its 234 acres of wetlands, woodlands and beach on Long Island Sound will be shut down all day Monday so that President Obama can use the location as a base for fundraising nearby.
The Sherwood Island State Park in Westport, Connecticut will have to turn away thousands of bathers so that Obama can get to and from his events, including a $35,800 per head bash at the 9,000-square-foot, $8.3-million waterfront estate of movie mogul Harvey Wienstein, according to The Connecticut Post.
It’s closed- for the entire day -because his helicopter is landing there.
Chest freezer defrosted, bleached, scrubbed, and dried. Time for a slice of meatloaf and a glass of iced H2O.
God punished my parents by sending me.
Oh, dance in the dark night, sing to the morning light
The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back, bring it back. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHJH0ETi8D4
Jewstin needs a hobby. . .
http://tinyurl.com/cxwfs5l
I think he may already have one, that sign hacker!
World’s Biggest Pompous Douche manages to say one true thing before dissolving back into nonsensical douchebaggery.
http://is.gd/CkOryj
It’s closed- for the entire day -because his helicopter is landing there.
That is going top piss off the residents of Westport and the surrounding towns so much that they will vote for Obama with just slightly less enthusiasm.
World’s Biggest Pompous Douche manages to say one true thing before dissolving back into nonsensical douchebaggery.
He’s an independent like Michael Bloomberg is an independent.
World’s Biggest Pompous Douche manages to say one true thing before dissolving back into nonsensical douchebaggery.
Amazing. Breathtakingly, stupidly, amazing.
I really do feel sorry for you all in CT.
That is going top piss off the residents of Westport and the surrounding towns so much that they will vote for Obama with just slightly less enthusiasm.
Racists.
I’m working on change orders. Why does God hate me so much?
Change orders? Can’t you just mark them up and move on?
Hope and change orders?
hat is going top piss off the residents of Westport and the surrounding towns so much that they will vote for Obama with just slightly less enthusiasm
I’m surprised anyone in the state complained about it- so that the story got any notice.
Carin, spray your tomato plants all over with a 50/50 milk and water solution. Do it when the sun is strong on the leaves.
Supposed to prevent and slow down fungal blights and also help prevent/ eliminate blossom end rot. If we had started when the plants were little, we’d be blight-free right now.
Booyah
Change orders? Can’t you just mark them up and move on?
Or, just write back:
Ahem. Fuck you.
Good for powdery mildew on squash and cukes too.
Why does God hate me so much?
————————
Because you correct his grammar.
Carin, spray your tomato plants all over with a 50/50 milk and water solution. Do it when the sun is strong on the leaves.
Supposed to prevent and slow down fungal blights and also help prevent/ eliminate blossom end rot. If we had started when the plants w
should I do that? or use the anti0fungal I bought?
On my bike ride the other day, I went by gardens that were almost completely overwhelmed with tom blight.
You have an opportunity to perform a scientific side-by-side comparison.
ERMAHGERD TEH GLERBAL WERMEN CARSES DERMPSTER FAHRS!!!
(I’m surprised they didn’t just jump right to that.)
Ok. Lord help me, but I have to bathe the dog.
FML
>> *tosses keys to my ride: http://is.gd/bT76dM*
Goes fuckin crazy in the driveway.
HAIR! CUT!
Jesus, the son of our HR lady rolled his F 250 yesterday on a small highway. He was roughed up, but is checked out and at home being watched by mom. I saw a pic of the truck. Daaaaaaaamn. He’s lucky.
*is the only person on the planet who does not understand ERMAHGERD
ERMAHGERD = OhMyGawd!
She looks nice.
http://is.gd/NtsL2C
Ah, thanks MCPO.
Because you correct his grammar.
His
Now I’m drinking fucking Mountain Dew. It’s all we have except beer, and if I start drinking that I’ll never get this shit finished.
*is sipping on a delightful diet Mt. Dew*
It might make the change orders more interesting, HS. Especially the wording.
And well done on “His”. *golf clap
She looks nice.
http://is.gd/NtsL2C
ERMAHGERD
His
——————–
Oh, for fucks sake.
Oh, for fucks sake.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Who says Deepak Chopra never tweets anything worthwhile?
http://tinyurl.com/cbsdjm8
Anybody ever create a macro for use in a web browser? There has to be a way to automate the keystrokes we use all the time, such as when we want to put something in italics to quote someone else’s comments.
I feel giggly posting that giant dumb move by NBC.
Morons.
It’s hard to keep up with every single PC meme, isn’t it, NBC?
I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.
Oh, that’s just RICH, Dave! Bwahahahahaha!
Did they mean to do it? Nope. Did it bite them in the ass? Yes.
Football season is approaching. Wonder if the announcers for Penn State are getting a list of phrases to avoid during the telecast.
“He penetrates deep into the backfield…..”
“The team looks gassed, they’re on their knees sucking wind………”
Adam Baldwin is callin me on that point and I think it’s a fair one. It was not malicious, just unfortunate.
“Jesus, the son of our HR lady ”
So you have a special relationship with the Virgin Mary then?
All this PC bullshit gives nothing but headaches for everyone all the time.
Maybe they will learn that most of the incidents like this are just that, unfortunate, and don’t deserve the condemnation.
Yeah, right. Wait for the next GOP “racist” moment.
I’ve heard, from reliable sources, that Harry Reid is a pederast and was the Mob’s guy on the Nevada Gaming Commission.
But I want BBQ NAO!
http://i.imgur.com/UsJWC.jpg
Mary is a HR person in Dave’s company? Holy cow!
Only racists see a monkey as being a black person.
Ugh. I’m so sick of that “sensitive” issue.
Sometimes a monkey is just a monkey. They’re delightful creatures.
Their coverage totally sucks, though. Shit. I want to watch event X, not switch back and forth as if I’m to believe they’re actually occurring at the same time, and you haven’t just edited the shit out of everything.
Ga. I don’t stick around. At best, I record and fast forward. I was watching track and field, and then they switched to something else – and so did I.
Like Nick Searcy said on Twitter, “This is how liberal brains work? Would never have occurred to me.”
Dog is washed.
Laundry done. Dishes. Done. Fridge cleaned, shopping done and put away. Garden sprayed.
Now I’ve got the radiohead playing and as I consider my next task.
But I want BBQ NAO!
http://i.imgur.com/UsJWC.jpg
Ha.
Nick is right, Andy. I saw that interview, and the (stupid) commercial, and it never even entered my mind that it was racist.
They are the source of the racism.
It irks me to see twits getting the vapors over the harmless commercial. Lighten up, Frances.
As an aside, NBC’s fall lineup looks to be atrocious.
Ha – just saw Andy’s poat at the HQ. I’ve got a similar story – it’s SO HOT in Michigan, I saw a house being reduced to ashes.
Although, perhaps the raging fire also was a contributing factor.
It’s the dog whistle, folks.
Comment by Car in on August 4, 2012 2:11 pm
Sometimes a monkey is just a monkey. They’re delightful creatures.
========
’til they start flinging poo…………………
Sometimes a monkey is just a monkey.
Huh. I never thought of it that way. Thanks for putting things in perspective.
*smokes a cigar without having a panic attack*
“Oh, for fucks sake.”
fuck’s
Just so happens I had some bad milk in my fridge. Perfect for spraying plants. So that’s what I did.
*polishes Bad Housekeeper Award*
ometimes a monkey is just a monkey.
Huh. I never thought of it that way. Thanks for putting things in perspective.
All we need is love, sean.
I’ve got a million of these. Let me know whenever you need a little pick-me-up.
I was reading that keefir is really good for this too, Lauraw.
I bet the plants would kinda smell.
I have some fennel growing in the back corner of the garden, and Snow-on-the-mountain up front. They both attract beneficial wasps to the place. Meat-eaters and the kind whose larvae parasitize bad bugs.
Which is probably the reason I rarely, if ever, see cabbage worms or tomato worms anymore.
But man, some of these wasps are so big they throw shade. Especially the cricket hunters. There’s a slight breeze and some of the milk overspray was hitting the fennel blossoms and pissing them off.
I’m allergic and it was skeery!
/extreme garden adventures
I read it’s just the lactic acid and protein, combined with sunlight. Fries fungi spores right up. Any kind of milk product should work.
I’m gonna spray my toms with both. Alternate every couple days.
Really, once it starts, it’s basically a race to get the toms to ripen before the entire plant is dead.
Laura, does the milk that you spray on plants have to organic?
/idiotic vegan hippie.
I wonder if it would help the dirt? Where the spores lie in wait.
I’ve searched and searched for a way to treat the dirt and haven’t come upon anything.
Effen fungi. How does it work?
I think Carin would like Snow-on-the-mountain. It makes your late summer garden sparkle. Lasts forever as a cut flower bouquet filler and looks more elegant than baby-s breath. It’s an annual that reseeds reliably. All I do in Spring is weed out the ones I don’t want and leave two or three to grow on.
I’ll save seeds for her. Bronze fennel, too.
Carin, I just mulch the plants with hay and that helps a lot.
Well, I’ll do hay next summer. Too late this year.
Make hay while the sun shines.
You have anything you can put down on the ground that will prevent rain from splashing more spores from the dirt up into the air? Pull some weeds and throw them down there. Little twigs, corn husks, torn up newspaper, anything will physically do the job.
Obama’s broken soul.
I don’t know that once they’re on the leaves, there is anything you can do. You can watch it spread from plant to plant by proximity.
I sprayed, and I’ll go cut off all the diseased leaves I can find later.
I don’t think NBC should be given any benefit of doubt. They are racisty-racist and think black girl gymnasts are monkeys. Fuck NBC. They would never give this ‘benefit of doubt’ nonsense to Fox, would they?
I was reading that keefir is really good for this too
THERE’S NO TIME!!!!
The air is so thick you can see it. Been like this the last couple days. Grody.
We’re going to Secret Lake in a leetle while.
I have to give them that break Tushar. I can’t assert what I don’t know.
Doesn’t mean I love em.
*sees Tushar’s point
CRACK! ba-boom-BOOM! Rain, thunder, and lightning here. ‘Course the dew point is about 73 as well. . .
I could do this if I wanted to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0nDTngMvPQ
A song for Sean. No one esle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ&feature=player_embedded
I could do this if I wanted to
Yea, but who wants to? I mean, when there are so many other things to do …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ&feature=player_embedded
Poor Leon can’t do that. Imagine how popular he’d be at work? Alas. Noodles.
Faaaaaaast business!
Confidential to C arin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Wo5iuM6aI
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/family-heirloom
You find the best vids, Scott.
http://is.gd/mnQGHt
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/everythings_bigger_in_texas
HAHAHAHAHA!
Laura: http://is.gd/J8sYRZ
Back to closet cleaning!
Romy’s idea didn’t go over well.
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/snack_time
I was just robo polled on my cell phone from a 202 area code. I told them I am a under 29 year old black man who is voting for Obumbles I agree that he is doing terrific on the economy and I am very likely to vote.
Apparently knees are bigger in Texas.
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/lost_cat-_answers_to
Michael should get a pug.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIp3k5pJQM
Mrs Pupster: I’m making a grocery list
Pupster: I need cigarettes
*writes it down*
*hands me the list*
Mrs Pupster: Here, you will want a smoke before i will want to do laundry
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/going-out-big
We should have left a vending machine on the moon.
Yesterday morning it was almost 80 deg F, and there was a fog. Couldn’t see past 20 ft. What the hell was that?
We should have blowed up the moon.
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/irresponsible_sportsman
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_big_moment
Beer time.
Smoke break time.
nap time
Those 5SecondFilms are hilarious. The commentary to the right is like icing, too.
Dave totally meant “fap time”.
Damn you autocorrect!!!
Read H2 time.
Talk about a derp!
I don’t even know what I’m saying.
Dave totally meant “fap time”.
MOM!!! Xbrad has logged in as Andy!!1!
Guess what I found today, Scott –
Jewelweed.
fricken everywhere. It’s come up since it rain. dangit.
Mare! How’s your vacation going? Are you near any Hostages that you won’t be meating?
Where’s that whore Mare?
Oh, right here:
http://tinyurl.com/8zgympn
This morning my wife got a call from her sister in Dallas letting her know that their 83 year-old grandmother had fallen (in her closet of all places) last night and had gone to the hospital this morning.
As the day progressed, we found out that she had a brain bleed, and her condition has gone steadily downhill. She is currently unresponsive and not expected to survive.
The Mrs. is going down there early tomorrow morning, and the kids and I are playing things by ear at this point.
Prayers would be appreciated, for those of you so inclined.
I’ll keep you posted.
Cyn, fantastic. I know I’m by Hostages, however, we did a 180 degree change in plan. In the book Service, Marcus Lattrell talks about “letting a situation develop” and we’ve adopted that and its worked beautifully on this trip!
For sean only
God, I want to go back to the 80′s and start cutting myself right now.
Will do, Andy.
(important comma)
Oh, I’m sorry Andy:(((
prayers, of course.
>> (important comma)
Rawwwrrrr. And thanks.
Mare! How’s your vacation going? Are you near any Hostages that you won’t be meating?
She’s at a secret location, Cyn, so she cannot be caught unawares.
I’m guessing she’s in Lapeer. I’ve got my eye out for her.
This will be her expression when I find her.
Sad news, Andy. Prayers a-working.
Good to hear, Mare! I know that whomever you’re near is having the time of their life not meating you!!
I’m guessing she’s in Lapeer. I’ve got my eye out for her.
Good luck with that.
http://is.gd/6Y665q
Smoke/Lunch/FuckingAround Break over.
Sorry to hear Andy yall have my prayers.
Is that Ace?
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_cross_the_streams
I found what has been keeping Rosetta away
http://tinyurl.com/9cknnsu
Killed my own Poat? Teach me to poat again
H7?
Well so much for getting my errands done to hang here when I had some time. I guess I will go to my friends’ party and drank. See yall later!
Sorry Sohos, I had to go to the store, apparently. Then…training!
http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/image/27926482974
I’m so bored, my boredom is bored.
My ennui is ennwent.
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/doctor-patient_privilege
Waka-waka-waka!
Car in should get some turkeys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9lT3wZNWw4
Damn turkeys were laughing like that man.
This is what I am getting everyone for Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&feature=youtu.be
http://tinyurl.com/8kwvhu7
Hotspur goes to NYC.
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/an_american_in_new_york
I killed off a main character in my book today. She came here to die.
She was a hot harridan
Did anybody neglect to wash their hands before preparing anybody else’s food today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hgo5pXnNKk&feature=fvwrel
So, I’m reading all of the stuff on the web about Mr. Cathy, the gay agenda, free speech and the hubris of certain elected officials. Meanwhile, millions of working age folks have given up looking for work, millions are running out of unemployment benefits and are scamming the system for disability payments and even more onerous regulations are in the pipeline. Oh, look! A shiny penny!
Finally, BHO’s approval rating remains in the mid 40s. W.T.F. people?!
The guy had been a senator for all of five minutes and spent four of those minutes campaigning for the next job and he still got elected, Chief.
There are an awful lot of people in this country who aren’t terribly difficult to convince.
MCPO I am working on my Navy guy now. Where did you go for basic training? I know so little, I think I remember Orlando and Great Lakes.
Mare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/0/9/6/3/7/3/5/cows-69169800912.jpeg
Vmax, my mom and dad both went to Great Lakes for basic.
Great Mistakes!
Evening, fornicators of hose.
Thanks!
Wasn’t there something in Orlando?
I stayed overnight at the bootcamp at Orlando once on an NJROTC trip. And I used to go to Great Mistakes once in a while to buy uniform stuff or go to the hospital.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDnJ0vXUgw
I’ll have you know that was entrapment, dave.
Vman, there used to be a Navy boot camp at San Diego as well.
What? What’d I do now?
xbrad, I know there was a Navy boot camp at SD cause that’s where dad went after he enlisted. Didn’t know it was gone now, I have been to NAS North Island before. Beautiful area there.
Xbrad,
You are now quoting Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) at the Mothership?
I’m gobsmacked!
NAS North Island has a great little golf course as well.
We may head down to NAS NI later this summer.
Chrispy, in a sure sign that God is at work, as soon as I saw scripture quoted in that thread, I happened to find that verse posted on another blog in an entirely different context.
How realistic is it to be MCPO in 20 years? I am trying to figure out if my guy is 38 48 or somewhere in between
One thing I’ll say for five second films, they sure don’t eat up a lot of your life.
If Michael posted five second music videos, I might actually watch one of them.
…
Ok, that was bullshit. I still wouldn’t watch em.
How realistic is it to be MCPO in 20 years?
Not many people live past 100.
I was promoted to MCPO in my 18th year of service. A little earlier than the mean back then (20.6).
You should question his character.
http://tinyurl.com/9umhaur
Thanks MCPO my last question is will he be a black shoe or a brown?
I have 3 more characters to round out maybe I will make one of each and a bubblehead. Then they can all rag on each other.
Sprinters have wonderful features.
Helping your kid craft a resume is fun when you’ve had 30+ years of business experience and you know how to cut through HR bullshit.
Objective: To bring my talents, energy and commitment to an organization to help them succeed and achieve customer delight” (it’s an activities director for a resort)
Damn. I’m good.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80iecDD851rydvc4o1_500.gif
Vman – If your character is witty and charming – brown shoes. If the character is a nose down to the grindstone, taciturn type – black shoes.
Heh Good to know MCPO
I ought to apply at a television station
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/content/obama-pumping-13-million-more-florida-ads
Spending like crazy in Ohio
I will bet that is his complete strategy No Republican has wone the WH without Ohio. So live there and spend all your money there.
If you’re sexy, cordovan.
Just sayin.
When I was about 16 my dad handed me about 100 resumes and said “narrow this down to 5 in 20 minutes.”
It was easy. Best lesson ever.
Corinthian leather Dave
I love Dave, just saying. He’s the perfect kinda subtle alpha with self depreciating mixed in.
If he’s drop dead sexy, make him an Army NCO.
Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/9pv2ct5
Is Clowns Tops?
Heh Xbrad
MCPO check this out
Dave was next he said. “I am a Navy guy. I enlisted before I was out of high school and I was on the bus to Great Mistakes the following day at the age of 17. I had some bumps here and there but I decided there was more opportunity on Aircraft Carriers and between brown shoes and black ones, brown shoes had more fun. 21 years later I retired. I started my own company specializing in personal security. It is a small company of 35 to 45 people depending on my needs. I personally care for my highest profile clients. Karen Sweetwater was the highest of my high profile clients. Worth hundreds of billions of dollars she employed half my firm. I firmly believe in the Navy mafia and all my employees are Navy. Unfortunately not all of my employees are suave sophisticated charming and witty like me. Some are taciturn nose to the grindstone black shoes like Todd or light in the loafer’s bubbleheads like Jeff.”
Jeff and Todd both groaned and said “Please!”
Went to a chick-fil-a in the evening. Friendly staff, nice sandwich and nuggets, no hippies in sight. Good time. VMax was right about the nuggets.
>> He’s the perfect kinda subtle alpha with self depreciating mixed in.
I’ve been accused of abusing self-deprecation.
That actually happened. Anyway, how YOU doin?
I read resumes for a living, takes me 10 seconds to tell if they are someone I want to talk to or not. Hiya Agent!
Or if you’re feeling kinda Viking, “oxblood” instead of “cordovan”.
If Dave deprecated himself any more, he will start looking like the Java 1.2 API.
I don’t expect anyone here to understand what I wrote above.
bitch I will cut you
lmao tushy
I Lurves me some nuggets Tushar. The Strips not so much.
Lemonade is to die for.
Sohos I have a interview Monday at 4pm.
I have fingers toes ankles knees and legs crossed for it.
In my phone interview they said they liked my resume.
Sohos, you understood what I wrote? I did not know you have programming background.
My Dad was a programmer and I used to be an IT REcruiter
I hope you get it vman and I have to get with you soon on some other stuff.
I needed Java developers in like 2003? I could be wrong
I am so awesome at killing my own poat….I am starting to get a complex
Good luck VMaximus, lover of dogs and all around good man.
I’d take ya two steppin Sohos, if I could make this friggin knee make the moves. Couple more weeks.
It’s been a long, long time since a took a lady friend twosteppin’.
I ‘member those days Dave. You will be dancin’ in no time. I am off like a dirty shirt. See yall tomorrow where I can do more talking to myself.
http://tinyurl.com/8gju6oa
nite kids!
Today was a good day, cept for Andrew and his family. Prayers for them.
DaveTexas —> I am doing terrific.
Is there a story behind the new nic?
Someone asked Jindal who would he choose as VP from current contenders. He did a little ‘there are many good candidates’ routine but specifically named Paul Ryan and explained why he would be a good veep. I consider that as good tea leaves, and I wholeheartedly agree. They say we need a conservative veep to pull Romney rightwards. Ryan won’t pull, but he will gently nudge and persuade, not just Romney, but a whole lot more people. He would be awesome. If he can deliver WI, that would be icing on the cake.
New nic on me?
Here’s a dedication to, um, nobody in particular.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjbuM4i–A
Sean, wouldn’t load on my phone : (
Good News Everyone!
i survived a cat related fall, And the poor kitty survived as well!
TSK9? Cool.
Stop stepping on the cat, Krow. And please be careful.
“Unhappy Birthday” by The Smiths, oso.
actually XBrad, the cat fell on me, a little lady cat fell from the roof here and hit me (LOL)
she is doing well and i might have to fork over another pet deposit if Cahill likes her
Geoff, I left a not at AEI about using your graph without atribution.
I apparently also left my spelling ability there was well.
Geoff, I left a not at AEI about using your graph without attribution.
Thanks for looking out for me. It doesn’t bother me a whole lot, since anything that helps the cause is a win for all of us. And I got plenty of attention for the first 3 months (and then everybody ripped it off).
But it’s nice when people remember that it didn’t just fall off a tree. Plus, Michael and laura put in a lot of effort promoting it so that it could have some impact. It’s a shame that the people who reproduce the chart now that it’s a standard political prop don’t appreciate the efforts of those who pushed it into the mainstream media.
Mark Steyn linked AEI in a post at the Corner, and I left the same comment there reminding folks that IB was actually home to more than just a fat naked woman with greased thighs. Unfortunately, The Corner takes forever to moderate my comments, and it probably will never show up.
IB was actually home to more than just a fat naked woman with greased thighs.
I-is there a link to this woman?
It’s in the sidebar. Always.
Totally not worth it.
sheesh… no derp from SeanM yet? I’m heartbroken!
The waiting is the hardest derp.
http://i.imgur.com/YFW2D.png
Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/9pv2ct5
No, more like…
http://i.imgur.com/0oaPM.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81zbb25QI1rtne4jo1_500.gif
Car in should get some turkeys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9lT3wZNWw4
Honestly, how long could that keep me amused?
a week, tops.
wakey wakey
Mornin’ all.
Well today started off interesting for the Mrs. In the course of getting some very bad customer service (for which the airline later apologized) that caused her to miss her flight, she was arrested at Logan for disturbing the peace.
She was asking for help … I guess loudly … and informed that you can’t yell at Logan because 9/11. I shit you not.
At this point, I’m thinking the terrorists won.
Sheesh Andy
Interesting indeed
Rain. Fucksticks.
I have two whacking huge slabs of ribs and a pork butt to smoke.
Shakes fist at sky!
Disturbing the peace?? She must have gotten upset (because she’s worried about getting to her family in time), and then some heartless TSA bitch on a power trip thought she needed to be taken down a peg.
As much as I’d like to pin this on the TSA, I don’t think they were involved at all. It does sound like the Boston PD was wearing the brown-shirted uniform today, though.
There is no other arena of life where an ordinary civilian going about their life can expect to be sneered at, yelled at, sometimes robbed, and just generally treated like a piece of shit by a pack of ignorant, unpleasant imbeciles, like they can while traveling. This is supposed to be a professional security service. It’s fucking unacceptable.
Really, Andy?? Jesus.
They have “zero tolerance for yelling at Logan”.
First amendment, motherfucker, do you speak it?
I can’t even imagine what could have happened. Still, no raising your voice because of 9/11?? That’s retarded. How long are they detaining her?
You must be ready to chew up a box of nails.
She’s released on her own recognizance and on a plane now.
We’ll be fighting this in court.
This fascist crap can’t be tolerated.
“They have “zero tolerance for yelling at Logan”.”
That’s because terrorists are always yelling and drawing attention to themselves. It makes perfect sense.
The defense will be submitting that scene at the end of Meet the Parents where Focker is the only person “in line” but is still made to wait until his boarding group is called as Exhibit A.
What did we honestly expect when government does anything?
Post Office
Amtrack
DMV
All full of surly smug power hungry bureaucrats that are unaccountable to anyone but the union rep.
Why would something as important as protecting people get in the way of petty inflexible intolerant imbeciles with 3 brain cells from collecting their retirement?
Andy, that infuriates me. I assumed I’d be the first H2 relation to be arrested at an airport. Everything about airport security is crazy. I ALWAYS opt out (unrelated to the Mrs. Situation) and I hope it annoys everyone when I do it.
The terrorists have well and truly won. I don’t care what your wife did, I’m on her side and I hope things turn out favorably for her (and you).
Personnel at Logan can KISS MY ASS!!!
Hi Mare!
Holy shit Andy! That is just awful!
Andy is married to a troublemaker? Who would have guessed?
So if you yell for help, the police come running…AND FUCKING ARREST YOU?
I hate the officious little pricks who gravitate to airport jobs. SOBs were probably hall monitors in school.
She looked like trouble.
NEW POAT!
>> She looked like trouble.
Hahahaha
>> So if you yell for help, the police come running…AND FUCKING ARREST YOU?
IS THERE A SUPERVISOR HERE? == BOMB!!!!