Take a look at what shows up at a South Texas stock water tank in dry weather.
For those of you who have never hunted in South Texas , sometimes we post motion detector cameras at our feeder/tanks to see what is going on.
Mountain Lion:
Badger:
Bobcat:
Democrats on their way to vote:
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Leon, if your horse can’t figure out how to use this contraption, you probably need to eat him.
I spent a large part of my yute heaving bales of hay into one of these contraptions for the purpose of feeding cattle.
We don’t need no steenking badgers!
Deepak Chopra’s tweets still appear for me. You guys sure he went private?
They must be close to the coast cause I heard one of those hombres say something about sunny beaches.
MOM, DEEPAK CHOPRA IS FOLLOWING LAURA!!!!!
I don’t follow him – but perhaps you do Lauraw? I went to the link you gave yesterday and it just had a private message. Could not see.
you wouldnt believe what critters show up in a urban enviroment
He probably thought Lauraw’s tweet was empowering/serious. lol.
they arent????
J’ames – I would invite the kids over to swim … but yikes, that house was perfect.
*looks at shabby furniture
I can share that with you guys, but I don’t know these folks that well
(that’s weird, isn’t it?)
Morning, cool kids.
Maybe she was being serious, Krow.
I follow him- but I could see his tweets yesterday before I started following. Hm.
not really car in, im about the same way
Morning Cyn. What’s on deck for today?
Cyn, Laura’s stalking depok chopra, or some such nonsemse
i am always entertained by laura’s tweets and articles
Hey (from the last poat) I start my days at 5:45. I just don’t fool with you people till after 8.
He probably got mocked (by you) and changed his status.
Good job Lauwaw. @@. Thanks a LOT.
?? But he’s not following me and I can still see his tweets.
I think you people must be crazy.
GOD I wish I knew what Deepok Chopra was tweeting right now. Alas, it’s gone -for me -forever
*collapses in a heap of despair. Sharts a few stars.
I can see his tweets too. He probably shut it down while he cleaned up his tweets, since I don’t see the one mentioned.
What do you mean by “YOU people”?
guilty as determined by a state psych board
Day two of school and the youngest is NOT FUCKING HAPPY about the new school. Major meltdown last night.
Yay.
I may have to put in a call to Deep (he lets a few of us call him that).
You people know what I mean by you people.
Aren’t the Olympics still going? Where are the humping Olympic numbers for this poat??
every time chopra gets going, i get a severe headache and after he stops i have to pat my wallet to make sure its still there
Who shit a star? I don’t see anything in my timeline.
cyn i have seen one wiff of Olympic joy.
like jimmy carter or the UN , its an exercise in absurdity
You guys can’t see this?
https://twitter.com/DeepakChopra/status/230820520340377600
that is some weapons grade crazy right there
I can see all his stuff, and I am now following him.
In my pickup truck, I am Rutherford B. Hayes
Leon, you are over-thinking the horse feeding.
Chuck the bales into the feeder and let the horses tear it out. Breaking up the bales and threading them through the grates is like pre-chewing their food for them.
Carin, I’m sorry that Deepak Chopra blocked you. Want me to talk to him about it?
The crap in my cat’s litter box is more profound than the crap Deepokdouche says.
***cries
@DeepakChopra’s account is protected.
Only confirmed followers have access to @DeepakChopra’s Tweets and complete profile. Click the “Follow” button to send a follow request.
You just have to follow him. ga. I don’t know if it’s worth all that. I mean, the shit he writes on Huffpoo always made me lose a few IQ points. What could he do to me on Twitter?
What could he do to me on Twitter?
no more than any other idiot can do on twitter or facemoron. I follow libs on twitter that are MUCH worse, haven’t done me any harm.
*picks nose
HA – I tried to follow and it said “You have been blocked from following this account at the request of the user”
WTF did I do?
Car in was blocked! You win!
Leon, if your horse can’t figure out how to use this contraption, you probably need to eat him.
We don’t have a “him” horse. Only Maaaaaaaaaaares.
Chuck the bales into the feeder and let the horses tear it out. Breaking up the bales and threading them through the grates is like pre-chewing their food for them.
If I do that, they starve and then get bitey with each other. I’m a big-hearted sap, so I hate seeing the quarterhorse bullying the appaloosa.
Ha ha ha haaa
Holy crap, that’s awesome.
He or you must be having technical issues, because that is just wrong.
Just remember, leon, cook the horse low and slow. It’s tougher, and needs to simmer a long time.
Bonanza has been doing it for years.
I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HE’S TWEETING RIGHT NOW
Funny, because a few minutes ago I could have cared less.
Weird.
He probably cut off any new followers.
Yesterday’s mocking was too much, I imagine. Thin-skinned little pussy.
Sign up a new twitter account, easy peasy.
Yes, I’m sure I drove multimedia giant Deepak Chopra to protect his bullshit tweets from the whole world with my little snarky comment.
I’m reading Deepak’s retweets. I can’t believe his wisdom is blocked for me.
Lauraw, the power of the hump comes with great responsibility. Use it wisely.
in one retweet he mentioned twitter trolls. Apparently you’re not the only one. Imagine that?
shocking.
I think the record holder for Twittersnark butthurt would still be Keith (who?) Olbermann
I said here that he shits the cosmos
My day just went in the shitter. I am the
cosmosCompos.Good one Pups
Why the interest in Deepok Chopra? Is Deepok Chopra a Lutheran?
in one retweet he mentioned twitter trolls.
Oh man I would love to see that. Just went down his timeline but couldn’t find it.
Yes, he’s a Lutheran. From the Minnesota Chopra’s.
Dang, I misspelled Deepak’s name.
It’s actually spelled दीपक चोपड़ा.
Michael, look up page and click the link at 9:34 ^
Here’s another one that’s so annoyingly meaningless.
https://twitter.com/DeepakChopra/status/230803040150622210
(I can’t link the tweet because it takes me to the blocked page) :
29 Jul Deepak Chopra Deepak Chopra @DeepakChopra
May be–when the trolls on twitter shut up “@mrseant: @DeepakChopra Will there Ever be world peace?”
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Come ON Lauraw. You have to copy the post. I can’t see any of this shit.
Dang, that guy is a fatuous twit, and he has gotten rich selling books to other twits.
In my shower, I dance like a black guy.
Deepak ChopraVerified @DeepakChopra
Science reveals to us not nature as it is but nature in response to our questions of it #CosmicConsciousness
‘If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, a bear does in fact shit in the woods.’
Should I tweet that?
The ones from this morning are sickening:
*facepalm
THIS GUY IS A MULTIGAZILLIONAIRE. THIS IS HOW HE DID IT.
Yeah, a good blusher doesn’t hurt either. Jesus tapdancin’ Christ
Is the Pope Catholic?
HA!
THERE IS NO SPOON
This shit is priceless.
Dang, I really want to radiate the light of love right now.
DAVE IN TEXAS, I LOVE YOU!!!
I’m sorry about all the mean things I’ve said about you in the past, even though they were true.
HE DID NOT WRITE THAT BACK! YOU ARE FOOLING ME. LOL.
He did, carin. Its in the timeline.
You guys are making a mistake getting the pacifists all riled up.
There is also no not tree, and no not forest.
“The Chart” make appearances in the strangest places.
http://tinyurl.com/cm52psj
Man, nature has some pretty tricky answers to our questions.
Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/bwxucaz
In other words, the scientific method begins with an hypothesis, which is then tested by experiments and actual data. Most of us learned about this in high school.
I wonder if this guy has a real high school diploma.
It’s just so unbelievable that he’s been mocked to the point that he’s blocking absolutely everyone. Shocking, really.
I’m gonna go ask my flowers if Deepak is an idiot.
.
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.
.
.
They said yes.
There is also no not tree, and no not forest.
Don’t drag Yoda into this. Yoda was obviously a Lutheran.
You didn’t make that tree Dave, The government made the forest it is illegal for trees to fall there.
Say what you want, I get results.
I asked my palm trees if Deepak was an idiot. They said yes.
But they also said that they were counting on Barack Obama for their survival. Apparently they think that Barack turns on the sprinkler system.
Well, you didn’t build that, Michael. Who else will turn it on?
Pretty soon you’ll have to make a $3 donation for your trees.
Pretty soon you’ll have to make a $3 donation for your trees.
Let’s never think of taxation as a “donation.” It is in fact a confiscation, backed up by the police power of the government.
Hard to believe, but this Chopra guy is a medical doctor. Hasn’t practised for a long time I think.
Life is a tree spirit of energy that flows outward into the existence of the non-body.
-shit Deepak Car In says
The inner-spirit beauty of love, given away freely to anyone, is the life blood of cosmic sanctity .
-shit Deepak Car In says
Deepkack
I just figured the trees were getting campaign donation emails. That part is still voluntary.
*sigh*
My mom has a couple of Chopra’s books. She appreciates his mystical wordthoughts.
She sometimes critically analyzes every word out of my mouth and pounces on me when she finds any little defect in reasoning.
But this guy can pour bullshit out of every pore and she’s mesmerized.
Well, he’s getting paid lots of money for said thoughts, so he must know what he’s talking about, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGbzKUmgmrM
Oh man, Oswald Bates. This one is better.
http://youtu.be/9ROOi5xagxg
I should write a book.
Timeless Body, Empty Soul: A Treatise on Contemporary Quantumness
I bet I find more than $20.
“If you believe that your poo tastes like ice-cream, your poo will become ice-cream.” –Deepak Chopra, with a shit-eating grin on his face
Good morning, Thurries.
I wonder how many Chick Fil A’s had this “problem”.
Why so respectful? My shirt would say “I built my business, SCOAMF.” With a pic of Jugear’s nose in the air.
Posted by: Jane D’oh at August 02, 2012 01:33 PM (UOM48)
Car in and MJ should post their SCOAMF running shirts.
I wonder how many Chick Fil A’s had this “problem”.
Hot damn, that’s just awesome. I’m sure we’ll hear about LOTS more in the coming days. I’d have cheered when the manager came out to say that the food was all gone.
I used to work in South Bend.
And they have the big “Kiss In” coming up on Friday, too. I’m sure all those attending will be buying a lot of food.
If anyone manages to run into that Adam (cumguzzler – “I don’t have any gay in me” please cut off his nuts and shove them down his throat, then say “Well, you do now, don’t you?”
Who wants to know who won the women’s all around winner?
You know, I don’t seem to remember reading anything about stores running out of this:
http://tinyurl.com/cu5a6ad
I’m just saying is all.
yannow, if it is actually true that Mitt hasn’t paid his taxes for 10 years, he really needs to drop out of the Presidential race and lower his sights just a bit.
For example, perhaps he should consider campaigning to be US Treasury Secretary instead.
Silly wiserbud, we don’t even know if he uses Turbo Tax.
*vetting FAIL
Mitt should hold a press conference and release his college transcripts. And his birth certificate.
Shhh, he’s gonna do that at the convention.
Obama govt is so secretive that when Obama farts, Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod inhale it all to prevent any whiff of scandal leaking out.
Mitt should hold a press conference and release his college transcripts. And his birth certificate.
Tacky, but I like it. He should have Sununu do it.
I hope I have grossed yall out. My work here is done.
How is Sununu healthwise? He should be VP.
yannow, if it is actually true that Mitt hasn’t paid his taxes for 10 years, he really needs to drop out of the Presidential race and lower his sights just a bit.
You know, this story has SUCH legs, because the IRS always let’s rich folks get away with paying zero in taxes.
I am sure Obama campaign already has Romney’s taxes for last 10 years, stolen by some IRS employee. They know exactly what they want to hit Romney with. That is why they are not relenting on this.
Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod inhale it all to prevent any whiff of scandal leaking out.
Gold^^
Hahahahahaha
Speaking of which, just how does one make a living as a ‘community organizer’? That has got to be an interesting audit.
Kinda like auditing an auditor, isn’t it?
Speaking of which, just how does one make a living as a ‘community organizer’? That has got to be an interesting audit.
*alerts AttackWatch for them to add Pupster’s name to “The IRS Audit List”; waits for reward money in PayPal account*
yeah, the guy who probably decided to first run for President almost a decade ago also decided at the very same time to stop paying his taxes, because he’s just that stupid.
Harry Reid is a vile human being and anyone who carries that accusation forward is just as vile (See: Roger Ebert)
*adds Bob Beckel to wiser’s list
(See: Roger Ebert)
Me thinks he’s already paying *handsomely* for his hate-filled heart.
*sniggers*
*denounces self and does 7 Hail Mary’s*
HAHAHAHAHA!
Excellent poat Jay! It made me lolz in my work pants.
But WIser, there MUST be something to it or Harry wouldn’t have said it. We need to see those tax returns.
I learned this from a dipshit on face douche.
Even if he didn’t break the law regarding his taxes,
(I have to look this up again so I get it right)
I don’t think Romney is doing anything illegal with his taxes. Just unethical. I don’t think he’s paid any taxes. Truly RICH folks don’t pay. Ask Leona. Americans need to know that.
It’s not illegal. It’s unethical. but he didn’t pay any. Got it?
Me thinks he’s already paying *handsomely* for his hate-filled heart.
It’s not enough. He still has fingers with which to type.
It’s not illegal. It’s unethical. but he didn’t pay any. Got it?
Guilty until proven innocent.
Nice country we had here for a while, huh? Damn shame we allow people like Harry Reid to actually hold a position of power, as opposed to cleaning the rest rooms at a Chik-Fil-A, which is about all he’s really qualified to do.
What happened to Roger Ebert? Did he say “the dinner is on me” to someone who snorted bath salts?
Cancer.
Guilty until proven innocent.
Yea, because I’m sure all these folks demanding the ten years of tax returns are going to vote for Romney if everything is on the up and up.
Right?
Nope, the puppet masters are frothing up their base, to bait ROmney into releasing them. Which at that point they can point out 1) how rich he is, 2) which charities he gave to, 3) etc …
Harry Reid is a vile human being
You forgot pederast.
It’s impossible for rich people to pay NO taxes. I assume Face Douche friend is referring to federal taxes. Which I highly doubt he would be able to pay none either, since he pays dividend taxes (to the brokerage firms handling his portfolio). Maybe income taxes, since he doesn’t work regularly and refuses salary on the jobs that he DOES take, would equal zero.
You forgot pederast.
Yeah, I had heard that Harry Reid is a pederast somewhere…
Not that surprising. I mean, just look at the little troll. You just know there are some homeless illegal-immigrant Mexican orphan boys in his past. Who are now dead and buried in the Nevada desert.
The only difference between Senator Pat Geary and Senator Harry Reid is that Sen. Geary was found with a dead female.
Face douche friends is an idiot. She also said she loved John Stewert so much (in this same debate) that she would like to fornicate him over and over.
Which I found kinda weird.
She bailed from the debate after I brought up the IRS. You know. It being their job to insure people pay what they owe.
But LEONA HEMSLEY. @@.
Neatly forgetting the fact that she went to jail.
She also said she loved John Stewert so much (in this same debate) that she would like to fornicate him over and over.
You should link the video of Stewart trashing Reid over his vile remarks.
http://tinyurl.com/c4ppena
Zuckerberg just went from $600 k of income to $1. What’s his federal income tax gonna be?
*gets out calculator and slide rule
Zuckerberg just went from $600 k of income to $1. What’s his federal income tax gonna be?
Ha! That’s savory goodness right there.
“Despite decades if not centuries of bitter experience, business leaders apparently haven’t absorbed the lesson that it’s best to let your products speak for themselves and keep your big mouth shut.”
–July 31, 2012
It’s impossible for rich people to pay NO taxes.
Yeah, the guy who donated every penny of his father’s inheritance turns around and cheats on his taxes, even though he has political ambitions and is an extremely well-known public figure.
I guess I need to remember that the left ALWAYS, ALWAYS ALWAYS accuses others of doing exactly what they, themselves are doing.
Where’s Harry the Pederast’s tax returns? Did he write off the cost of the candy he used to lure children into his windowless van? THE PEOPLE DEMAND ANSWERS!!
Yeah, I had heard that Harry Reid is a pederast somewhere…
Not that surprising. I mean, just look at the little troll.
Personally, I would have guessed necrophiliac. Shows what I know.
–July 31, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Yeah, CEO of CFA sure learned a hard lesson yesterday, didn’t he?
Even Instapundit wants to know about Harry:
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/147897/
Comment by Car in on August 2, 2012 12:17 pm
The inner-spirit beauty of love, given away freely to anyone, is the life blood of cosmic sanctity .
-shit Deepak Car In says
=======
Cool, Car in’s all for free love……….
That’s not a badger in the photos, it’s a coatimundi.
Why doesn’t Harry Reid prove he’s not a pederast?
Why doesn’t Harry Reid prove he’s not a pederast?
I just googled “harry reid pederasty” and got 698,000 results.
Oh dear God how I love the interwebz. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Where there’s smoke there’s fire………..
Even Instapundit wants to know about Harry:
I cannot tell you how happy this meme makes me.
http://tinyurl.com/l-to-r-cyn-pupster
Why wouldn’t Harry Reid deny he’s a pederast unless it’s true??? Does he know Jerry Sandusky?
I have to step in & defend Harry Reid here. I know for a fact he has never had sex with a child who wasn’t drugged and tied up with Wal*Mart 6ft extension cords (on sale for $2.84 each!).
Wal*Mart 6ft extension cords (on sale for $2.84 each!).
*plans trip to WalMart*
Awwww.
L to R: Pups, Cyn
http://is.gd/F3mdUb
*plans trip to WalMart*
*nods*
That is a good price.
L to R: The effect puppeh and Cyn have on the rest of us
http://tinyurl.com/bwamem2
*give Seen a shot of insulin and a DP with double straws*
I just had a phone interview for that Job I am hoping for. OMG I have butterfly’s! I am going to be called tomorrow or Monday to schedule a real interview.
Butterfly’s what?
a DP with double straws
Ouch?
Awesome news, vman, got my fingers crossed for ya!
That’s great to hear, Vmax! I’m crossing everything for luck.
*aymes grammer and speling kannon at ‘Spurt lowded with rustee thummtaks and sumthing sneazed owt bi zoo kriters*
Throw in’ some apostrophe’s too, Cyn. Bugs the shit out of leon’.
Butterflies my bad HS
Maybe Hotspur will edit your book.
I’ll edit the fuck out of that book.
G’ood to know’, JAm’es!
Hotspur do you want to be my editor?
Ha! Jay beat me to it.
For the wimmenfolk, from Insty:
http://www.metro.us/newyork/sports/article/1148979–what-if-every-olympic-sport-was-photographed-like-beach-volleyball
I will edit your book for one six pack of beer and your personal appearance at the next meat-up.
For the wimmenfolk, from Insty:
Some of those weren’t bad. Not bad at all.
From leon’s link:
We were browsing Getty Images last week for images of Olympic beach volleyball, when we came upon something interesting.
And by interesting, we mean, kind of gross.
Really? “gross?” Seriously?
Why is leon cruising gay web sites?
Sounds like a good deal HS
new stupid hashtag from Obama campaign:
#2200Dollars
That’s what “every family will save in taxes under Obama’s plans. Tell him how that will make your life better.”
My first reply:
#2200Dollars will help partially offset the additional costs for me and my family to keep our healthcare insurance plan that we like.
I heartily endorse Leon’s link.
Why is leon cruising gay web sites?
Man-crush on Glenn Reynolds, I guess.
I think I believe the jerk who mouthed off too a Chick-fil-a drive througy employee.
At the very moment when he was sitting in a cramped car, it was unlikely that there was any gay in him.
Later in the day though…..
The comments at that link are stupid. Feminazis all up in arms that the women are REQUIRED to normally wear skimpy bikini bottoms.
Uh, don’t you think if it was a serious issue, all the WOMEN that compromise the WOMEN’S Beach Volleyball governing body could probably get that changed.
Look, Kerri Walsh and Misty May might not be supermodels, but they’re butts are more than nice enough to wear bikini bottoms.
Oh, yeah, don’t read the comments at that link. They are monumentally stupid.
Men cover up and wear more clothes because God didn’t make us pretty like He made women. Women are like corvettes, men are like pickup trucks.
Comment by Sean M. on August 2, 2012 2:37 pm
“Despite decades if not centuries of bitter experience, business leaders apparently haven’t absorbed the lesson that it’s best to let your products speak for themselves and keep your big mouth shut.”
–July 31, 2012
Jeez, that whole article is unbelievable. Scathing anti-religious bigotry. Over 1200 comments, too.
I guess the corporate owned LA Times better shut the fuck up.
Remember the US beach volleyball girls invited Bush to do some volleball ritual?
http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bush-beach-volleyball-2.jpg
They did not dare to ask Obama for the same. It is a matter of trust.
>>Women are like corvettes, men are like pickup trucks.
That is why I find Islam so perplexing. They cover up the beautiful women, and allow those butt ugly men to show off their faces.
Afternoon, hawt Mamas and shitferbrians!
They did not dare to ask Obama for the same. It is a matter of trust.
Even still, wasn’t there a pretty big ruckus over Bush doing that? He couldn’t have done it any more perfect, and the lefties still went insane?
Walsh and May aren’t very concerned about the bikinis. In an interview, they said it’s their uniform. There’s a reason they were them (sand).
Howdy, Hot Wheeler!
Hey, CynaBuns! Hows by you?
MJ, you know what to do.
wear
/charges Hotspur $0.25 late fee.
Wait what, is KFC actually weighing in on this debacle?
Huge mistake.
I’ms about to go wait in a Mom Car Line to pick up boys from school, Chief.
The carline for the middle schoolers was AT LEAST 60 cars long. Fucking insane. It will get better though; it has to, or I’m gonna get out there and show them how it’s done.
Leon,
Wendy got their foot inserted in their own ass, and KFC wanted to get a piece of the action too.
BTW, I have never eaten at CFA. Planning to do so this weekend.
MJ’s not allowed to poat that picture any more.
I’m smoking a boston butt and OMG is it turning out good.
And to think, all this time, I just thought Bert and Ernie were roommates.
Gas prices going up again. Just shy of $4z
Carin – You using the rub recipe that I gave you?
It’s close but I couldn’t find that email. It’s as close as I could remember.
Ga. I think some travel team is preparing to kick my son’s team off of their own soccer field.
Woot!
Clear up to 74 here, today. The weather guessers are calling for mid 80s for this weekend (SeaFair).
That will be the first time in 11 months!
The rest of the country bakes while we are low 70s and overcast…
/Weatherblog
Oh, the asshole from the CFA video got fired this-afternoon.
Everyday I lean on a lamp post. . .
http://youtu.be/3mt_HTeERRg
Any of you people ever read automobiles reviews? It is maddenning. Almost all amateur reviewers and many professional reviewers make two fundamental mistakes:
1. They find issues with vehicles that those vehicles are not built to address. They would review an offroading 4X4 SUV and complain about the bumpy ride and lack of smooth road manners. The review a Hummer H2 and moan about the low gas mileage. They review a race car and complain about the lack of a diaper changing station.
2. They focus on things that are trivial in the grander sceme of automotive things, and reject the vehicle based on that. They complain about how the weather and traffic feature of the in dash navigation system sometimes does not predict local weather accurately enough. What the FUCK is that? You are reviewing a car. Focus on the goddamned handling, safety, price and looks. Fuck the weather alerts.
Crispy, do you have a link to the CFA video guy firing?
They REALLY need to address the peniswheels.
Tushar,
http://tinyurl.com/ckdv5n9
Crispy, this guy is supposedly a college lecturer in addition to the job he was kicked out of. Fat chance the college will give him the boot. But one can dream.
If he were an ordinary employee I’d have a problem with it, but being a CFO, an officer in a company comes with certain expectations of decorum outside work, so I understand.
I don’t believe he should have been fired, and I disagree with people calling for him to be fired, that said I certainly understand. He embarrassed his company and that’s that. Once I heard he was a CFO I pretty much expected it to happen.
>>I don’t believe he should have been fired
Dave, what other choice did the company have? Once a guy steps in chicken poop, you can’t let him walk on the carpets at the corporate HQ. Besides, with his outburst, he has proven to be a potential liability for the company, even if his recent actions were to be overlooked. He made the mistake of declaring that he does not have any gay in him. So now he can’t even claim discrimination.
Maybe this college he lectures at will have him bronzed & set on a pedestal.
Ten bucks says that mother bastard did that on company time. Another ten bucks says that upper management wasn’t all that happy with him beforehand. I mean, anyone who can be a a dickhole like that to a total stranger is going to be dickhole squared to his subordinates.
I bet there are people partying at this instant.
Ha ha. Vante website still lists El Douche as the CFO. Their IT team is slow.
Did anyone ask Harry Reid about raping his daughter? A guy in Nevada told me that he’s an incestuous rapist.
It would have been true justice if he’d been an HR manager, though.
MJ, for some reason, Reid’s daughter is tight lipped about this.
Someone should ask her. It’s the seriousness of the charge that is important.
The usual lefty sites think the Obama people have his returns and will leak them.
Remember senator Jack Ryan? Yeah, neither do I.
Oh, btw, he identified himself as the CFO of Vante on YouTube.
Big mistake.
The fact that the douchebag attacked someone making minimum wage, for something the CFO said. Ga. You know, the irony of the situation is too much.
Liberals aren’t very smart.
Things Jefferson said #leventy
I hope there is some employee with integrity at Harvard who has a copy of Obama’s records, including, I suspect, him claiming to be a foreign student, in his hands that he is willing to leak.
I heard that Harry Ried is into that Furry shit. That’s just what I heard, I don’t know for sure.
I have something I would like to leak about Obama.
*sharts*
I’m quite pleased with myself. Herself went out to Ohio, yet I’ve still managed to shower, do laundry, make myself dinner and get the dishes squared away. I’m gonna be quite the catch for a cougar!
You let her take the new ride, right?
Tushar
CFA nuggets are to die for
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>>You let her take the new ride, right?
the car that has 20 penises on it? Herself would smack Chief upside his bald noggin.
I went out to the Apple Store a bit ago. My iPhone started making a buzzing sound in the earpiece, so they gave me a new phone.
Anyway, I got a look at the new MacBook Pro with the retina display.
Motherfuck. I want one.
They’re pretty cool, but they’re mucho expensive. If you get the penis wheel upgrade, it’s like 3 grand.
Two days ago: 1 egg
Yesterday: 2 eggs
Today: 4 eggs
Eggsponential growth!
Eggs ‘cuse me?
Starts at $2200, but those Retina displays are awesome.
I’m about to get the Mrs. one of the new iPads with retina display. It’s teh awesome.
We’ll probably just use the old one for a doorstop or something.
I have the iPad with the retina display. That’s why it’s going to be difficult to control myself.
Me too. I didn’t realize how nice the retina display is until I took the iPad with me on a business trip.
Where can I find the CFA video?
I don’t have a retina display on my iPad.
On a high note. . . NO I DIDN’T LET HER TAKE MY RIDE!!!!
MJ, I have the wireless keyboard because I don’t like the virtual keyboard for long documents. I can log in to the screen of my work computer just like I was at the office, and access every file I have, then work on it on the iPad.
I will never lug another notebook when I travel.
I see Carin has some new cross trainers. . .
http://tinyurl.com/c8ht6nz
Scott:
http://tinyurl.com/cw9hwrg
>> Dave, what other choice did the company have?
Oh I’m talking about the cosmic “deserve”. Being an asshole doesn’t mean you deserve to be fired. And I would not have agitated on the outside calling for it either.
That said, I absolutely understand it, as an officer in a company you are held to a higher standard (I am, I’m a Senior VP and CTO). If I had done that, or even reversing politics and done it to say, some 19 year old girl OWS kid, been a total douche to her and videoed the thing, posted it on Youtube, well I’d expect to be fired too. For embarrassing my company and being a senior exec. I don’t blame the company one bit.
Incidentally, while I’m at it, this guy, what a fucking idiot not to understand that was gonna happen.
Now if I were a line worker, one of the troops so to speak, I’d feel differently. But when you’re part of the public face of your company in a position of leadership, well sorry, different standards.
If I were the CEO I would have canned him too.
Just like my CEO would have canned me.
My wife has my camry this week. It has left me very sad.
I still think the CEO and board were looking for a way to can that dick. His type has wrongful discharge suit written all over his doucheface, though.
He just fired himself.
Thanks.
We have an 04 Camry that’s still kicking ass, 120,000 miles later. Perhaps the best vehicle I ever bought.
I feel your pain Leon.
Eh, speculation about speculation is a silly exercise. They could very well be like minded progs, but also businessmen who understand it’s hard to make money when you have an asshole on the executive team.
He did fire himself. The rest of it, who cares?
PFfft 120,000.
Altima had 150k on it when my negligence finally killed it.
He probably spent an hour, and who knows what in gas, to extract 16 oz of water and a wax cup from CFA.
He’s the CFO? I would have fired him too.
Scott, I fully expect this thing to make it to 200k without major work. I did have the front end joints and shit rebuilt last summer.
116K on my Elantra, and I haven’t even put brakes on it.
No road salt.
I used to know a car guy that would vacation for free every year in the Southwest or Mexico.
He would buy 3 classic cars and bring them back.
Comment by Andy on August 2, 2012 7:28 pm
I’m about to get the Mrs. one of the new iPads with retina display. It’s teh awesome.
We’ll probably just use the old one for a doorstop or something.
I hate you all so very much.
Oh yeah, scott. I’ll bet cars in the north last 1/2 as long just because of that.
Things have gotten better Jay. Stuff doesn’t rust as much as it used to.
The new Ford trucks have aluminum frames. I hope they are coated with something bionic.
I gots a new Pupster mobile.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/img_20120802_200325.jpg
What Dave said on the Chick-fil-A douchetool.
No, I won’t help you move.
The 92 Camry in the background will be gifted to my Father in law.
Having never had to deal with it, I can’t even imagine what road salt must do to the frame and undercarriage of a vehicle. Gotta be awful.
Wow Pupster, that looks way cooler than the perv van.
Very nice, Pups.
I had a 2005 Tacoma in that same configuration. Loved it but it was 2WD, which was fine in Texas but not so much here.
I wound up with an SUV after playing wheel-of-car with the wife, but I’m thinking about going back to something like that Tundra of yours.
Yeah, Dave, that’s a mess.
Nothing like having to get your car washed all winter long, either.
Speaking of trucks, I talked to my bud that has the new F-150 with twin-turbo “Eco-Boost” engine. The premium for that engine was $1,700!
He really likes it. Better mileage, more power, much less maintenance.
It’s a real nice truck, but I couldn’t pay $40,000 for a car anymore.
Wow Pupster, that looks way cooler than the perv van.
Look who`s talking.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17klf1rjsyncxpng/xlarge.png
Pups I’m still struggling with my next truck, whether to go Tundra or stick with Chevy.
Goddamn government. I love my last two GM trucks.
fuck.
The Tundra’s made in San Antonio, IIRC. Do it for Texas!
I really like it, Andy. I was looking at the Tacomas at first, but with the gas prices now you can get a V8 Tundra for less.
Fuck GM.
*looks around for hostegettes*
I’ll come back.
I added that Vante bit in the headlines at the mothership.
And in the time it took me to compose that, fucking Ace posts on it. Fuckhole.
I knew I was buying used, so Toyota was really the best choice for me.
Sweet Tundra, Pup. That was my choice if I was getting the pickup and the wife was getting the commuter car.
Here’s Obama’s schedule for tomorrow:
10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:00 am || Meets with senior advisers
11:45 am || Delivers remarks on the Bush tax cuts
That’s it. That’s all.
Every time I have to haul something that’s a pain in the ass to get into the SUV (like, say, a couple of doors from the Home Depot) I mutter under my breath a little.
I could solve the problem with a little utility trailer, but where’s the fun in that?
OK, it’s time to test out one of my new booze rocks. BRB.
I love my Tundra Pups
Is yours a 02 or is that a 04 grill?
Going for gold!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m828umvbOl1qgsbtgo1_1280.png
Lighten up, people!
http://tinyurl.com/cx6mk5g
06 Vmax, they changed body styles in 07.
If I give it back, can I get down?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wn2pNPW81qfwxd5o1_1280.jpg
My schedule for tomorrow morning makes Obama look like a slacker. I’m sure that’s true of damn near errybody, though, I’m not special.
This just in: cooling sweet, delicious Scotch with a frozen hunk of … ummmm … granite? … works pretty damned well.
Awesome truck, Pupster!
**gives pups a high five, and scratches him behind the ear**
Dave, go for the Tundra or a F150. Fuck GM.
Maybe I’ll just keep rebuilding my 06 Silverado forever.
Last year, when my wife trashed the 12yr old, 160K Corolla, in a moment of weakness I purchased a Rav4. I should have gone in for a 4Runner. The minivan is at its half life(6yrs). When that van goes, I swear I am getting a 4Runner. The last vehicle I will ever buy.
Before anyone even thinks of buying a truck other than a Toyota, pl see these clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc4Ksz3nHM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfZDtC9kjVk
Did anybody swipe anybody else’s pic-a-nic basket today?
Chief,
Did you see my note @8:29 about the F-150?
Heeeey Boo Boo!
Men cover up and wear more clothes because God didn’t make us pretty like He made women. Women are like corvettes, men are like pickup trucks.
I like pickup trucks a lot more than corvettes.
Pups, nice truck. RAWR!
Hey beasn, from last night, there are actually a couple pics of me and said fountain in the St. Louis meatup pic folder.
I look like an idiot. Which is appropo, since I am one.
Those Rav’s run forever Tush and Highlanders have the highest resale of any Toyota
VMax, I don’t care about resale. I run cars till they get totalled or fall apart. If my corolla hadn’t crashed, I would have used for 15 to 18 years easily.
Heh, someone is using Shine On You Crazy Diamond in their gymnastics routine.
I want my next vehicle to outlive me. I don’t see anything except Toyota trucks doing that.
Rav4 and Highlander are not trucks. They have car bodies.
I don’t think I will drive a pickup, so Tundra and Tacoma are out. Landcruiser and Sequoia are too expensive. FJ cruiser is fun but impractical. That leaves 4Runner. It fits the bill
For some strange reason, I found this humorous, but then, I’m easily amused…
http://tinyurl.com/cb8ulbk
4Runners are nice but Tundras have lots of room for a family like yours and all the stuff you can fit in the bed.
You are right.
Alternately Nissan doesn’t get much love and those Xterra’s run and run. For quite a bit less than the Pathfinder.
I am unsure what frame they use.
XTerra and Pathfinder are both body on frame. Great trucks. XTerra is a bit small though. Pathfinder is interesting.
http://tinyurl.com/cb8ulbk
HA! Perfect, Chrispy!
Thank you, Cyn!
SMoooch!
We’re a full-blown Toyota house with a Camry and a Tacoma, plus this is my second Camry. I can’t see myself ever buying anything but Toy from here on out. They’ve been awesome vehicles.
*waves to all the lurker Morons from the HQ*
Feel free to delurk, but please bring vodka. And ice. TYIA.
FUCK. SHIT. FUCK.
…
oh, sorry. Hi again.
The only thing I have done to my Tundra is brakes batteries and tires. In 11 years of ownership.They did early on redo my entire front end under warranty because I complained about the rotors warping under heat.
I learned to drive in a manual transmission, 1980, piss yellow Toyota Corona wagon.
That was a terrific car.
And if you folded down the back seat, it was roomy enough to play hanky panky with Suzie Rottencrotch.
I learned a manual transmission in a 3 wheeled Cushman golf maintenance cart, mounted on the steering wheel like God intended, in 1977.
I learned to drive in a 67 ford pickup with 3 on the tree in Dad’s Orange Grove.
I learned a manual transmission on a gov’t truck that was 3 years older than me.
Well, I’d originally learned on an old Fordall tractor, but the clutch on that was a bit more forgiving than most cars.
Learned in a sassy red Mazda RX7 in the parking lot of Oral Roberts University from the Army dude I was dating. Fun!
The car too.
ORU?
Really? Wait RX7′s with that Wankel were cool.
I have successfully helped 6 girls to drive a stick.
No euphemisms.
Oral Roberts University
That’s just begging for a joke thread on what majors are there.
I have done something I am sure none of you will ever be able to learn to do: i drove a stickshift and rode motorcycles successfully on crowded Indian streets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM
In India, we learn to share the road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im60QAAbE3s
MOM!!! Vmax is trying to say his euphemisms aren’t euphemisms again!!1!
That’s just begging for a joke thread on what majors are there.
There was a lot of oral worship there, that’s for sure.
What about his little-known cousin Anal Roberts?
I learned to drive in a ’59 Chevy wagon(9 pass) with 3 on the tree when I was 10 and we went fishing in the mountains in Oregon. We got off the pavement and I told dad; “I bet I could drive this!” He replied; “I bet you can’t!”
Then he got out and got in the right seat!
I had been watching closely the clutch/shift interaction for a while.
I “could” drive it, and was allowed to ever-after!
I was very proud.
He and his cousin don’t usually see eye to eye. They take opposite positions mostly.
It just occured to me… It’s probably going to be a very uncomfortable at the annual Mormon meeting this year if both Mitt Romney and the pederast Harry Reid attend.
If you’re a little boy, yes. Very uncomfy
Hahahaha illegal zombies!!!! I love it *waves to wiserbabe*
Sohos!
Hi, sweetie! How’re you doing? Well, I hope!
Hi sweet Crispy! I am so wonderful and happy! How are yall?
Hiya Sohos!
Bridge. Blackened shrimp tacos. Beer. Deal?
DEAL!!!!!!
goodnight friends
deal… night friends
Still pushin’ air in and out. Gettin’ by.
Have a great evening, all!
G’nite!
Did all of you get my group email that is not to be mentioned by name here but you can email me privately to ask about it?
What’s email?
Wow, Obama is going all in with the “Millionaires pay a little more”. Just saw a completely bullshit ad about Romney adding trillions to the deficit, while King Putt will have a “balanced approach”, reducing the deficit.
I really dislike this guy.
*checks email; cries*
It went to H5 people only didn’t it?
*snickers
pssst, H6
This is the ad I just saw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP58AcoRIFs&feature=player_embedded#!
pssst, H6
son.of.a.bitch.
A tax cut for millionaires and increased defense spending. Yannow, I’m actually okay with that.
Dog-eating-SCOAMF
One more day of school this week for the boys. Why am *I* just as whipped as they are?!
Oh sure, now they show the cool biking stuff, just in time for bed.
maybe it’s your traffic instructor duties, cyn.
Am I the only one that hates the rendition of our Anthem that the Olympics are using?
Beasn?
http://tinyurl.com/d5e6c6p
XB, that makes me sad. We have Felician Sisters that shop at the club that get my tweezer fingers itching. Wax people! True Story: Diabetics aren’t supposed to wax. Truer story: I’ll risk death and amputation before I give up waxing. YMMV.
Wax on, wax off, Oso-san!
Exactly!!! LOL
This dude is a badass. Even if he was French:
http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2012/08/fullbore-friday.html
I derped a thousand times
Found guilty of no crime
Now everything is thunder
Good morning.
*kicks poat*
Good morning *rubs butt where Layra’s foot landed*
Good morning. I’ve been out of town for a few days, and I’m sure you beat this to death, but I would have fired the douche at the Chik-Fil-A window as well.
Any organization can’t afford to have someone that stupid in a leadership position. It’s not just the stupidity of arguing with a drive thru clerk about the charitable/political donations, it’s the lack of comprehension about the possible consequences.
If that’s the hill he wants to die on, well, oblige him.
Wakey wakey
Stayed up late to watch the Olympics.
OOOH, this is Obama’s birthday weekend. Thus the light schedule, I’m sure.
Jobs report in 20 minutes.
100,000 expected.
I just have to say I’m shocked that there is no honor in badminton.
What next? Doping in table tennis.
huh. Perhaps if they promise to not bring an ID to vote, Obama and friends will back off?
I worked and went to the gym on my birthday. He’s a hack.
I’ve spent the week feeding the horses. I’m buying a coverall if I ever have to do this again for any length of time. My skin is allergic to hay.
new jobs, 163,000.
Last months revised down from 80,000 to 64,000.
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Good morning medalists!
u6 rose to 15%
Carin I’m staring at you.
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I don’t want a medal. I want an ipad.
Also, you “Say” you’re Mare, but you don’t look like her. How do we know you’re not an imposter?
>> Good morning *rubs butt where Layra’s foot landed*
*helps*
How do you get $4 trillion in deficit reduction, if the deficit is $1.4 trillion? Knowing Obama, run it up to $5.4 trillion and declare “savings”.
They make some nice camo coveralls for hunting, Leon. I wouldn’t buy the painting or chemical protection ones.
You wouldn’t want the horses to see you looking like a douche bag.
http://i.imgur.com/J8hq2.jpg
Good idea, I’ll have to look for those on my next Cabela’s trip. Might come in handy if I ever get around to hunting.
I see i’ve rid us of imposter Mare.
There was a guy on fire, and I killed a guy with a Trident.
All righty people, I’m off to FL again. I’ll be back online Monday night or Tuesday morning. Smooches and squishy hugs!
Goodly morning cool kids.
Safe travels, Roamy.
As a veteran of hay baling, I recommend a set of chaps and a sturdy long sleeve shirt. You’ll get used to the hay.
Send some rain up here, roamy, since they don’t need it.
I’ll need to start bandana-wrapping my face.
Yeah, that hay dust gets everywhere, doesn’t it?
*blows out a big wad of black snot
Also, I don’t want to get used to it, they aren’t my horses
sounds like you need a cart to tow around behind your lawn mower. You’ll feel like a real farmer!
Gabby Douglas is absolutely darling!
USA USA USA!!
I had 8 extremely-locally-sourced eggs for dinner last night, I am a farmer.
My read on unemployment up, DJIA up: pricing in a Romney victory.
Seems logical to me too, Leon. Even if people aren’t ‘for’ Romney, it’s ABO come November. I hope.
I didn’t think unemployment would go up this month, but I thought it would next month. I think Romney’s going to cruise into the Fall on a big surge of discontent over Obama’s lame economic policies.
“We tried our plan and it worked!”
D’OH!
Geoff, I hope that is what happens, but there is great truth in this article, “Obama’s Calculated Deception”, and I fear many are falling for it.
“Calculated Deception. That is the central theme of the Obama campaign. Calculated Deception is the term I use for Obama’s rhetorical practice of trying to take advantage of what he calculates the average person does not know, and his party-controlled, so-called mainstream media won’t rep”
It’s a must read.
I’ve been amazed at the audacity of Obama’s statements – I’ve never seen a politician who can pee on American voters’ shoes and tell them it’s raining with such gall. Of course he couldn’t pull it off without the MSM at his side.
It is infuriating.
And part of the plan is to throw shiny pennies at the audience – let’s talk about gay marriage or Romney’s tax returns.
Let’s talk about ass pennies.
YOU’RE an ASS PENNY.
Don’t make me drive up there. I’m going to Mound and Fifteen Mile in a little bit. You’re not that much farther.
I’m going to Mound and Fifteen Mile in a little bit. You’re not that much farther.
Our warehouse used to be there. It’s a good hour w/o traffic.
Your.
Ha. I was trying to figure out why Deepak Chopra blocked me. So i went back to look at older tweets, and I found it:
https://twitter.com/Carinrosayn/status/218395819685060608
What a thin skinned little pussy.
*blocks Car in
You’re just jealous J’ames.
I honestly thought it was a gltich.
But no, I’ve really been blocked. That just tickles me beyond belief.
I thought people like him didn’t care what others thought.
The more you know.
I also sort of assumed that an “Ageless Body” wouldn’t acquire a huge potbelly when it got older, but Deepak disabused me of that notion.
When I speak, my words are tools to repair the cosmos. – Deepak
When I run, I listen to Tool. – CaRiN
If Deepak Chopra’s name was Randy Smith, everyone would just assume he was a stoner and move on.
place-filler poat available for your continued goofiness